/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>8615617
thats was a woman sneeze anon, my ears are well trained.

>her mom is also trans
oh nonoo

It was a woman retard, but people are saying that kronii is lesbian so maybe her gf

>>8615617
Yeah, I too have my mom in my bedroom when I am playing Apex late at night. Totally not a lie, btw!

>>8615708
>>her
their*

>>8615617
kek gen2 just started why so many yabs already

>>8615617
Yeah sorry that was me. I was dusting off the shelf where we put the sex toys.

>>8615718
> gf
even worse, being cucked by a woman

>>8615749
People want to take normal shit and pretend it's a yab, because apparently vtuber fans are all bored children

>>8615617
Literally listen to the sneeze

https://youtu.be/6WFU2wzPKfA?t=7094

It's a woman's sneeze.

Jesus this Gen is in shambles already, but she handled it a bit better than Matsuri and that jav artist I guess

>>8615868
FEMBOY SNEEZE

>>8615746
She's Asian. Her Mom probably knows that she's streaming. Probably is watching her stream. if she's a tiger mom that gave up on pushing her daughter to become the next doctor in the family then she's most likely creaming by the fact that 32k people are watching her daughter

Jesus Christ the fact that she had to address it this fast means Hololive really is watching this board

>>8615988
parents dont hang out in your bedroom late at night. and a fucking mic doesn't catch a sneeze through multiple walls in a house.

>>8616039
They do if they are Asian.

>>8616039
Alright anon you win, she is a lesbian. What now?

>>8615617
Okay EN Matsuri. Whatever you say.

If it's obviously a female sneeze, then what's the problem with leaving it in? Why pull the VOD so that it can be edited out? Seems suspicious

>>8615617
i haven't seen gigacope this big in while

>it's my mom guys
>I privated the video for no reason guys
uh huh.

>>8616039
youre obviously not asian kek

Isn't she like 40. Mother seems unlikely.

>>8616039
Miko's mom would literally text her mid stream. Matsuri's grandmother would text her after. The Jahy mangaka's mom texted her mid stream. Nene's mom is renting an apartment just to live beside her daughter. You don't fucking know how protective some Asian moms can get

Holy shit HoloCucks. They all have boyfriends.

Go check your ears

>>8616039
You'd be surprised at how fucking loud some people sneeze. It's actually annoying.

>lives with her mother
Maybe if she was 12.

What's the reason people are saying she's a lesb? I haven't been keeping up with roommate reps.

>>8615617
Why are Faunacucks like this

>>8616153
She's 23. Ina and Pekora are older than her and they are still living with their parents

yubi yubi RTA

>>8616135
It's not private though?

is there an EN2 without a bf yet?

mind you she has a fucking noise gate to get rid of background audio. so someone NEAR THE MIC was sneezing. aka their bf.

>>8616217
It was for a few minutes.

>>8616209
>23
>sounds like a 40yo
tron confirmed

>>8615617
>boyfriend sneeze
idiot, that was her girlfriend.

>>8616209
It's common for asians to live in multigenerational homes. And with the insanely and rapidly rising land prices in the West it's happening here too.

>>8615617
https://files.catbox.moe/6qvoco.mp3

cuck cope seethe dilate

>>8616252
Maybe you haven't heard an actual tranny yet or don't know the difference. That would be hilarious if you get caught with your ass exposed because you can't tell

I wish I had a korean mom making me delicious korean homemade food.

>>8615617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH0pnq_H3Ss

Jesus, you guys just wanna shitpost and call people cucks about every new Holo, huh? Get a real fucking hobby.

>>8616153
She is young. Stop believing that retarded hag rrat when hags don’t even speak like she does

>>8615988
HAHAHAH
holy cope, this is gold

>>8615617
Unicorns lose again.

>>8616252
This has to be bait

>>8616104
Is probably her gf or a random one night stand she had
Which would make this board, and probably also this site in general, explode if an actual dyke is mogging, literally, all EN.

>>8616234
Why would her bf stand besides her? Even if she had a BF her mom is actually more likely to do this

>>8615617
>>8615699
GF

>>8615746
And why would you have your bf in your bedroom while working? I doubt someone would like to stay there like a corpse for 1 hour minimun and the possibility of ruining her reputation. Don't know how some people here always jump to most retarded conclussion

>>8616252
That's nowhere near what a tranny voice sounds like. Her being a lesbian (the "manly" one in a relationship, dunno what they're called) would be more likely based on voice alone, but I'm not automatically buying that either.

>>8615768
kek

>>8615699
H... SUPER HOT!

>>8616414
you dont private a stream over a sneeze unless you are afraid of getting caught.

>>8616234
I don't think she has a noise filter. Her voice sounds like ASMR all the time because she talks quietly and amplifies the mic

>>8615617
Did cover hire gen 2 specifically to please cuck fags?

>>8615868
>never thought about being able to tell gender from a sneeze so was wondering if people were just coping
>listen to this, it's obviously female
The human voice and our ability to differentiate it is pretty cool

Just heard the sneeze and it doesn't just sound like a woman, it sounds like an old woman too. Do you people not have moms?

>>8616450
It was pretty damn nasty to be fair, i've only ever heard my grandmother sneeze like that.

>>8616450
stream was only privated for a few minutes. nothing has been changed.

>>8616389
Eh you say that but there's a legitimately large number of people who don't care if their oshi has a gf but would be heartbroken if they had a bf. Myself included.

OYAKODON WITH KRONII AND MAMA TIME.

>>8616488
okay, ignorance is bliss I guess

>>8616414
They're bored idiots who shitpost for a little rush of adrenaline and dopamine. Probably also borderline retarded. There is no conclusion, because there was no thought process.

>>8615617
Sounds like someone young to me, it could be her daughter.

>>8616241
Proof?

>>8616484
>Do you people not have moms?
No...

>>8615617
Sorry i was too loud

>>8616531
More like it's just a sneeze so who the fuck cares.

>>8616529
>>8616274

>>8616556
Anon is lying it was never privated, just unlisted

>People are actually falling for cuckposting
I wish you guys were smart

>>8616550
The sneeze sounds African to me. Probably her black daughter.

>>8616522
Just thought about it and it would actually hurt a lot if my oshi had a hidden gf

>>8616595
why would you unlist a video over a harmless sneeze? they panicked and went "oh, ill make an excuse".

>>8616088
SHE NEED TO PROVE IT BY RELEASING A LESBIAN SEXTAPE

Just go back to your door-kun theories and whatnot you rrat overdosed scums.

>>8616550

>>8616591
her, clearly enough to give explanations on twitter

>>8616595
I'm not lying, but I don't have proof. I clicked on it after it ended, chat playback wouldn't load so I refreshed and it was privated. I asked about it in some other thread, but it was unprivated by then

Cuckzoids...

>>8616604
Hmm maybe I'm just used to Touhou where people enjoy both shipping girls while also wanting to fuck them.

>>8616613
You are free to believe its her boyfriend anon, you are not going to convince me thats not a woman sneezing.

>>8615617
What are the chances that she is actually Selen's bento box partner?

>>8615868
Timestamp?

>>8616676
why unlist a video at all then?

>>8616484
>>8615617
my mom sneezes like that...

>>8616690
Paranoia due to her seeing what happened with Mumei and Ceres?

>>8616039
There a two ways to sneeze. You can sneeze through your nose, which hurts. Or you can let all the pressure escape through your mouth, which is loud.

>>8616703
Your mom is fucking Kronii...

>>8616191
I sneeze so hard, sometimes my back and shoulders hurt. Can't do anything about it, tho

>>8616685
then it's the best of both worlds. Imagine that sexy voice coupled with an infectious laugh. MAN THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME WANNA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH

>>8616662
So it's just a rrat.

>>8615773
God that's hot

>>8616613
It's amazing how far people's standards for "evidence" plummet when it's a rrat that they want to believe, but shoot up drastically when it's the other way around.
Here, try this on for contrast: why would you go on a week-long vacation together and even try to pay a hotel room for your "friend" if you two weren't fucking?

Bet half the faggots defending Kronii here also accused Matsuri of lying.

>>8616690
>aware /vt/ and even reddit are up in flames
>mom/gf sneeze.jpeg
>Oh shit oh shit o fug they will think i have a bf too
>privates stream
There you go, i dont have the answers you seek just stick with what you want to believe and stop asking the same shit.

i dont doubt she has a boyfriend (me) but that sneeze is undoubtedly a womans

>>8616744
>why would you go on a week-long vacation together and even try to pay a hotel room for your "friend" if you two weren't fucking?
Who is this referring to?

>>8616750
No one would have called matuli out if she said it was family member though

>>8616171
Yeah, all me

>>8616750
Nah. If it really someone that matsuri know he definitively gonna call her name or ask what she doing. Maybe not even get in the live at all.

>>8616790
that's only because she actually put her mom and brother on stream for everyone to witness

>>8616750
now you see, the difference is that matsuri is actually stupid to not use the family card.

>>8616733
>>8616662
>>8616595

Kroniibros... just embrace it... it kinda feels good that your oshi is getting fucked every night

t.FaunaCHAD

>>8616744
would you unlist a video for a sneeze?

>>8616004
Omega Alpha is watching us, say hi to her.

>>8616723
Deaf people don't make noise when they sneeze so you definitely can. it's habitual.

>>8615868
100% her gf. I bet they're scissoring while sniffing each other's used underwear right now.

>>8616848
it was privated for like 10 minutes

>>8615617
the more she explain the more suspicious is it, im 100%certain it was her slave femboy

>>8616905
and why is that? a sneeze is harmless, right? oh, they wanted to make up a story to cover up for their bf/partner.
>it's my mom
give me a break.

So much cope. 'oh it was a female sneeze' 'nooo stop cuckposting'
Why the fuck would she delist the video for a mom sneeze unless they needed to either edit it or come up with an excuse (which they did)
It's like kronii was designed to attract the biggest cucks and right from the getgo they're already hearing the bull on the mic and trying to damage control it.
There's more dignity in rope than cope.

>>8616484
>>8616550
I like how people can have literally the exact opposite interpretations and people will just believe the one they'd personally prefer. Shows how silly these rrats are.

>>8616853
It's xi/xer you spineless bigot
TOUCHGRASSHAVESEXINCEL CHUDPOLTARD

>>8616466
Yeah. I didn't even know we can do that untill this happen.

>>8616895
actually hot ngl UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>8615868
literally sounds like an older asian woman sneeze

>>8615854
/vt/ is the equivalent of bored housewives sitting around and gossiping about each other.

>>8616358
>hags don’t even speak like she does
I wont mind milfs like that

>>8616688
Around 1:58:00

>>8616939
its clearly a femmine sneeze
at least /u/schizo if you want to bait

>>8616939
also, considering her supposed age it doesn't seem likely that she's living with her mom. of course that sort of thing does happen, but it's out of the norm so even in that sense it's way more likely it's a bf/gf.

It is literally a woman sneeze, why are you faggot trying to force the boyfriend rrat here?

>>8616723
Sometimes I sneeze so hard I rip the skin.

Most trannies are transbians, so it's probably her GF.

>>8616992
>TFW Kronii is fucking her mom
>Oyakodon Yuri
H-Hot...

>>8616993
>considering her supposed age it doesn't seem likely that she's living with her mom
younger than ina and she lives with her mom because they are both gooks

>>8616993
privating a stream is usually cause you fucked up something, or broke copyright. this is not copyright.

>>8616153
Probably mid to late 20s. Living with family at that age isn’t all that abnormal anymore. Especially if she is in western Canada, housing is insane there.

>>8617010
You realise that it's possible for men to have a feminine sneeze? Even muscular gym bros could make a squeaky high-pitched sound.

>>8616993
why would you move out if you're not married yet?

>>8616712
I’ve been busy for the last 2 days, what did Ceres do?

>>8617088
Post one testerone-filled chad that sneeze like that.

>>8617110
People know her old persona and she talked about having a BF pretty frequently.

>>8616690
>>8616774
???

The video is literally on her videos page, it's not private or unlisted.

Sneeze is still in the video too, see >>8615868

>>8616788
Probably Takamori

>>8617096
is this a joke?

You guys cuckbait so much I'm surprised anyone takes you seriously.

>>8617155
whatever, enjoy holoCuck gen 2. seems at least 3 have a bf.

>>8616788
>Who is this referring to?
It is referring to the repressed bi ass of Kiara.

>>8617182
2* sana one literally google post with no actual proof or even link to it .

>>8615868
Can't believe Kronii is actually getting more pussy than me...

>>8617164
Kiara is the only dyke there though. She probably tried to fuck Mori with the vacation and paid room but unfortunately for her, Mori is straight.

>People are arguing with cuckposters
You guys should know that doing that is pointless

>>8616939
Gura just got a cat.
Ame also just got a cat.
Why did Gura hide the name of her cat for so long?
A cat name is harmless, right?
Oh, they wanted to make up a story because they couldn't decide whether to reveal that they were living together.
>gura is just paranoid
give me a break.

>>8617215
I can. Sorry anon, but you need to shape up

>>8617209
we also dont know if owl is really HER

>>8616153
>>8617077
She's 24. How are you out here peddling boyfriend rrats with the upmost confidence when you don't ecen do your doxx reps properly?

>>8617027
kek

>>8617167
Sorry burger, it's normal to live with your parents in other parts of the world if you're not married. Why the fuck waste money? Especially if you're asian. ESPECIALLY if you're Korean.

>>8617110
Look at the EN2 debut thread >>8335741 in the /vt/ archives.

They found compromising tweets during debut, shit ensued.

>>8617243
Yeah. People literally believe anything these anon post.

>>8617271
Burgerfags didn't know because they are living their mom's basement.

>>8617271
i'm swedish, but alright. most adults wouldn't want to live with their parents for obvious reasons. money isn't everything, lol. you just seem like a coping autist desu, who can't take care of yourself but blame it on "not being married" yet. good luck finding a partner if you're living with your mom btw. you're gonna bring her home and have your mom cook for you while you play games together? get the fuck out of here, lol.

>>8617323
>this entire posting style
Go back

>>8617228
>She probably tried to fuck Mori with the vacation and paid room but unfortunately for her, Mori is straight.
I refuse to believe she didn't atleast molest the sexually confused autistic ass of Mori knowing fully well she won't report her because of the risk of losing the gig.

>>8615617
Obviously her girlfriend

>>8617237
kek

>>8617323
>>>/r/eddit

>>8617237
>/u/schizo rant
I keked.

https://vocaroo.com/1jFGK4CUAPvx

>>8617323
Notch get the fuck out.

>>8617323
if you don't want to live with your parents then get married

>>8617323
För helvete Sven, do you not understand how rare the western "kick the kids out as soon as they are adults" -mindset is globally? Multigenerational households are way more common in other cultures, especially in Asia, so someone living with their parents, especially an unmarried woman, is nothing unusual.

CuckBros... we won...

>>8617323
Notch, already develop your next groundbreaking project FFS.

>>8615617
Nope guy sneeze dont sound like that

>>8617323
>Almost one in two people aged 20 to 34 in Japan were single and living with their parents, according to data for 2012 cited by Mr Nishi. That’s more than 10 million people

>According to a recent report from South Korea’s national statistics office, more than 50 percent of unmarried adults between the ages of 30 and 40, and 44 percent of those between 40 and 44, still live with their parents.

>>8617323
Different cultures have different ideas about multiple generations in one household, anon.

>>8617088
A man who sneezes like that is a 100% confirmed poofter though.

>>8616750
>Its a stalker
That was the stupidest thing one can make. Explaining it was Festival mom would have been better

>>8616940
Keep seething /pol/tard chumpedo
A tomboy hag dyke is on her way to put your daughterwife out of service, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

>>8617182
as long as it's not a girlfriend I don't care

>>8617527
Good thing Kronii doesn't have some weird ideas about gender then....

>>8617469
>do you not understand how rare the western "kick the kids out as soon as they are adults" -mindset is globally?
not just globally, I live in the west and lots of people in my area grew up in multigenerational housholds
the whole everyone needs to live on their own is a meme made up by the banks to drive real estate prices up and sell loans

>>8617182
2 are already debunked
Mother nature on the other hand...

week 1, 3 bf yabs

bravo.

>>8617511
both japan and south korea have some of the most oppressive cultures on the planet. especially south korea where students from a very young age are forced to work longer hours than they did in soviet gulags. not exactly something to strive for. get more than 4 hours of sleep and you're a fucking lazy cunt who deserves to sleep on the street. people are still living at home because they have no time to develop a life outside of their studies, and for the parents to keep track of monitor them and drive them to cram school etc. wow, what blessed societies. i wish i lived under conditions worse than gulags.

>>8617565
Like what, schizochama?

>>8617565
>Kronii is eating feminizing a buff twink
H...hot

>>8617612
Post the Eddy Pasta.

>>8616993
>considering her supposed age it doesn't seem likely that she's living with her mom.
look who's talking.

Damn, if you're so bored you need to talk about this for multiple posts you should find a new pastime. Vtubers clearly aren't satisfying you.

>>8617663
Kek.

>>8617672
Does not the fact that multiple posts are being made on the subject signify that vtubers are highly entertaining and satisfying to discuss to the poster in question?

I'm wondering if she's having second thoughts about getting into this. A really fucking loud sneeze in your house is enough to cause every schizo and anti to grab their pitchforks and kick off Sneezegate. /vt/ truly is the most catty and effeminate board and that's saying something for a website that has /cgl/ and /lgbt/.

>>8615617
Who's the mother of personafication of time?

>>8617583
this is one of the funniest copes i've ever seen. i get it, you haven't been able to muster up the courage to let go of your mother's skirt yet, but do you really have to make up some insane conspiracy theory just to avoid having to confront your own weakness? you don't have to take a fucking loan and buy a fucking house in order to move out, lol.

Why do you even post explanations, just ignore it holy fuck you dumb gook

>>8617706
Nah, it suggests that he finds it entertaining to annoy people with his idiocy.

>>8617733
1 it's a waste of money
2 there's no reason to in the first place. why bother?

>>8617323
>cuck narratives are perpetuated by Swedes
What a fucking surprise.

>>8617733
Not moving out before 30 is super common, especially with CAs

>>8617779
it's also a waste of money to get a license since your mom can drive you everywhere, and a waste of time to learn how to cook (time = money) since your mom can cook for you. get a fucking grip, lol.

>>8617803
taking responsibility for yourself is being cucked now? uh okay, that's a new definition for me.

>>8617323
>swede obsessed with imagining cucking scenarios
Truly pottery. Do you not get enough of that in your own country?

>>8615773
>being cucked by another man is preferable

>>8617846
What are you talking about? It's always the burgers, the krauts and you fags who get off on cuckshit, so it's not surprising that you're the ones pushing it. Maybe keep your faggy NTR fetishes to yourselves in future if you don't want to be caught out.

>>8617057
Her anime tastes make her seem like she is in her late 20s do we know her roommate?

>>8617870
you fell for the meme, anon. we place all the immigrants in ghettos where they're segregated from the rest of us. almost all of them are unemployed and live in squalor. that's not cucked, that's being based.

A stalker broke into her house and sneezed.

>>8617733
you sound insecure
I'm just saying that moving out ASAP is a very recent trend which banks and landlords are making loads of money off

>>8617846
getting a license and a car is useful if everyone needs to drive themselves. If you have your own room you effectively have the same room size as a japanese city apartment. Everyone helping out in the house makes chores easier for everyone. A family should help and take care of each other. If you want to move out you should have a good excuse, like wanting to start your own family

>>8617919
No. Her roommate is still undiscovered

>>8617733
Not that anon but
>I'm on my mid twenties, still can't find a job and I'm still a student thus I live with my parents. Not asian btw, taco hablante here.
>My uncle who has been a doctor for 15 years and is loaded af still lives with his parents and spend most of his money on upgrading the house where he lives with his parents instead of buying a flat for himself
>Mu fucking neighbours, who most of them are nearing the grands age, are still living with their mf parent despite being richer than my family
Living alone is the dream but rn is more common for adults to still live with their parents due how hard to keep and mantain a place by yourself is to the point is more convenient to still living with your parents.

>>8617982
look at this guy lmao

>>8617709
>/vt/ truly is the most catty and effeminate board
Maybe the most catty but /x/ is by far the most effeminate board on the site besides maybe /soc/. They have unironic horoscope threads there.

>>8617982
Anon...

>>8617846
And then we come back to the original topic. Even if we buy that, like many artists and musicians, people who find themselves in a position where vtubing and voice acting sounds like a viable career path to pursue aren't generally big on "personal responsibility". Gets in the way of their dreams.

>>8617237

>>8618063
These rrats are hilarious but even an ounce of roommate knowledge explains everything that needs to be clarified.

>>8617921
Based would be not taking the immigrants in the first place, you fucking retard. This is the biggest fucking cope I have ever seen.

>>8616209
Please Pekora is 18

>>8618063
I hate how this rrat hasnt died yet
It makes for great fanart, though

>>8618034
And we have Sanallites, what's your point?

>>8616484
My mom sneezes like that too. These people just believe what they want to believe (A.K.A. schizos)

>>8618113
they're coming here illegally anon. what are we gonna do? shoot them at the border? you probably wouldn't be very impressed by that either.

>>8618004
I only saw the early rrats about her being an ASMR creator, can you point me to the right direction?

moshi moshi, is this the schizo thread?

I'm 32 and I live with my mom. I work I'm not a neet, I'm the majority of the household's income, but she cooks and cleans. It just makes sense, I want a maid she wants someone to talk to and money. I'll only move out if I'm getting married or she dies.

>>8617982
Anon...

>>8618157
do you also fuck her?

>>8618135
"What bread are you" is not even close to the unironic horoscope shit /x/ believes.

>>8615617
Can we change the narrative from it being a boyfriend to being like a hot older sister, or something? I don't like the boyfriend narrative.

>>8618157
>gif related

>>8618157
Bro, can I live with you? I'm 34 and retired a few years ago thanks to crypto.

230 replies over a sneeze. This is pretty funny.

>>8618139
>oh no, they're already here, nothing we can do about it
How about you fucking deport them? Also, don't even try to pretend they are only coming there illegally, you're sucking immigrant cock so much you're the laughing stock of the EU, which is almost impressively pathetic.

The truth doesn't matter really, it's just whatever you guys want to believe, whatever is easier for you to agree on that's the truth, if you want to believe it was her mom then do so, if you want to believe it was her tranny femboy tomboy african husband then you do you. Go back to trash on Kiara, or these are some jealous deadbeats trying to reach?

>>8618165
You're thinking of Chris-chan

>>8618169
>BF
>234 reples
>GF
>2 replies
>Page 10 in 10 mintues.

>>8616750
They were the JP schizos anon...

this is how the CCP spread coronavirus
everyone who heard the sneeze is now infected

>>8618166
Good point. I'm still going to assert I'm onto something here, though, considering this board just spent three days arguing about astrology, anyway.

Captcha is even PMMMS, so I'm feeling extra convinced.

>>8618216
i mean if it was up to me i would, yeah. it's really not though and i'm not particularly mad about it. the only ones mad should be the ones on welfare since the welfare system will inevitably collapse and they'll all starve to death.

>>8616039
forgib, ricepaper walls
Korean tradition

>>8617987
Moving out is only really valuable if you're the sort that needs that kind of privacy/space to invite people over. Or you're planning on having very minimal contact with your family henceforth.
If you're actually planning on still looking out for them then, well, you move out and spend all that money and then you're struggle to help when some medical this or emergency scenario that comes up. Even if you're not, you could've had extra money for those pricey scenarios.
With the money for moving out and buying, renting or building a place of my own, I could either upgrade a house I already like for emergency scenarios or make a shelter. Not gonna make the mistake of thinking first-world means the weather can't dab on the infrastructure (especially power systems) again.

>>8617323
>i'm swedish
Don't you have some elders to push off a cliff around this time of year Sven?

>>8618218
never underestimate humanity's appetite for chaos (easier said than done)

>>8617237
Based Gurame schizo
Never take your meds

It's simple, Kronii is smart, if she wants to clear all doubt she'll have mama-kroni on stream soon. If a month passes and she doesn't even mention the possibility of mama-kronii stream, she was lying and is hoping everyone just forgets about it. Basically:
1. it was her mom and since she lives with her she can make a cameo appearance as soon as next stream.
2. it wasn't her mom, but kronii gets her on stream anyway to cover her lie, a week or a month later.
3. it wasn't her mom and her mom doesn't live anywhere near her so she can't get her on stream to cover her lie.

>>8617228
Mori is the one who tried to pay for the room and talked about it extensively on stream. It was a whole thing because she misread the price.
How new are some of you people?

>>8618378
elders are not worth keeping around. they've outlived their usefulness and can't contribute at all anymore. wasting young people's potential on having to wipe their asses and feed them baby food is a crime against humanity as far as i'm concerned.

>>8618510
And what exactly are you contributing?

>>8618440
Just get your gf on stream and pretend that she is your mom, easy

>>8618525
money to the economy.

>>8618145
>ASMR creator
Wrong omen girl

>>8618525
Hey! That anon manages to wipe his ass properly like 26% of the time. Get off his back.

>>8618569
I know it's not her now, but that was an early roommate rrat I saw.

>>8618537
>your mommy calls me mommy too
but yeah that also works. we really just need a convincing lie to stop the rrats and keep deluding ourselves.

/vt/ has given me wonderful insight on what its like to be a paranoid schizophrenic

I could not fucking imagine streaming from my parents house. I guess this is only a white and asian people thing?

>>8618169
Considering the roommate shit that's supposedly been leaked, girlfriend is far more likely, weird how rrats can't keep their story straight.

>>8618544
Tell me you're a cuck without telling me you're a cuck.

>>8618537
>Kronii does the Pekora mama reveal stream with her gf roleplaying as her mom
Kinky.

>>8618712
I'm this guy >>8618157
and I forgot to mention I work from home, mostly, and the worst part is boomer parents have no respect for home offices.

>>8618712
How new are you? Pekora is a hikki and had her mom on stream over this exact issue.

>>8618736
I fuck your BF while you fuck me.

>>8618735
just tell me, is she hot? literally only thing I care about doxxes is:
1. is she actually a she.
2. is she hot.

>>8618736
ah yes, give me more of this "taking responsibility = cuck" rhetoric. you're a fucking parasite, anon. accept it, embrace it and move on with your life.

>>8618712
It's my house and my parents live in it. Now, what nigga?

>>8616414
>And why would you have your bf in your bedroom
At this point coping should be classified as a mental illness.

>>8618712
I'll tell you how the conversation with Asian parents goes most of the time.
"Why do you want to move out? Do you hate us that much? Don't want to be around us? What do you want us to do with your empty room? Let a stranger move in? You're going to pay what, 1000, 2000 bucks for even lesser space and a smaller bathroom and kitchen - is there even a kitchen? ou really have so much money to throw away? You want us to start charging you rent on your room? You can already lock your door, what's the point of moving out?"
etc, etc.
This is the kind of shit I've seen Asian families hold grudges over if it goes wrong, because they simply cannot comprehend it. It's an insult.

Actually her parents keep her locked in the basement and threatened murder-suicide if she ever leaves her room.
Anything as long as I don't have to admit she has a boyfriend.

>>8618588
USE A BIDET YOU BARBARIANS

>>8615617
imaoooooo get cucked kroniggers

>>8618853
I love how wagies only argument is social stigmatisation. Literal cuckbrain.

>>8619151
>boyfriend
*girlfriend
ok?

>>8619321
Yes teehee. That girl that lives off of your donations has the same interests including romantic interests as you. You have so much in common.
Too bad her mom has a floor shattering sneeze to disturb your bonding.

>>8619389
anon...

So is it confirmed that Kronii is /u/ or is it just a rrat?

>>8619619
I can tell you that compared to the bf rrats around here, if you believe the former then her being /u/ is a fucking law of the universe

lucky for me NTR is my fetish
i literally cannot lose

>>8619619
she had lesbian coworkers so people assume she was... I guess

>>8619861
>NTR is my fetish
I'm sorry

>>8619861
>i literally cannot lose
Nigger you have NTR fetish, you're a loser by default.

>>8618157
Yeah, that's cool and all, but why did you post it (here)?

>>8618157
based

The Holocope is strong on this one. You are the biggest cucks in existence.

>>8623767
no u

>>8617323
>good luck finding a partner if you're living with your mom btw
>you're gonna bring her home and have your mom cook for you
I'm sorry does that not sound like a good time to you?
>waaaah we can't do the sexy sex if mom is around
Hence why you move out when you find a partner. Get a motel room if you need to bang that much.

>>8620442
>>8620469
seethe harder
now can you fuck my gf please?

>>8615617
Westerns are cucks, they don't mind.

>>8624332
if you ever wonder why you're single, see no further.