/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

insallah there is only one god

En0, now god. Not a fan o herself, is she?

NOW ALL EN WILL KNEEL

sasuga haachama literally making fun of EN2 ridiculous demi-gods PLOT

>>8465673
literal succubus

>>8465673
I thought she was gonna sing Mikusabbath.

The Gura killer

Finally a good fucking debut.

>>8465673
Such heresy. Fatwa on Haachama incoming.

I love being in this cultchama

>>8465673
>Actually uses the #hololiveEnglish tag

I can't believe Haachama was god this entire time.

Godchama versus Omega when?

>>8470279
>omega is the shitty EN manager that keeps trying to sabotage her
>this is now a direct warning

>>8470279
Turns out, she is the omega!

>>8465673
Sasuga chaama for not missing out on the debut hype train

I don't know, kinda looks like Baphomet to me

I'm happy someone within the company has the balls of parody EN's dumb loreshit.

>>8465673
>delayed by 30m

god is late

>>8470608
lorechama editing a debut video together at the last minute

>>8470608
EN Curse

Why is she such a leech?

basedchama

>>8466836
Gee Tanks!

She is satanist?

>>8471766
No she's godchama

>>8471766
I think a better question would be is she satan herself?

baphochama chama

She's mocking the debut delay, isn't she?

Shes haachama.
You're haachama.
Everyone and everything is haachama.

Heres an educational video explaining
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gup7KBejyeI

>>8472168
M-moo-king?
wat dat mean?

ugh, ANOTHER Australian??

>>8465673
Will she be taller than Sana though?

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1429826976584404995

hamachi...

>>8472269
And God strucketh her down for her blasphemy.

>>8465690
>in
if
>shā’a
wills
>allāhu
God
“If God wills it”

>>8472263
She's universe spanning

>>8472269
ENMA forced her to tweet this

>>8465673
Holy leech

Human technology is just too weak for a God.

>>8472558
It's parody, anon. I'm guessing you believe that rrats are posted with 100% sincerity.

>>8473113
schizophrenia pls andastan

>>8472558
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE FUNNY STREAMS PLAY APEX LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

I hope her computer is ok. I haven't seen her stream in 24 hours and it's driving me mad

>>8472558
I know. I wonder how long it'll take for EN2 to try and leech of Haachama's popularity

inb4 she cancels the stream and then does it tomorrow

Still a better debut than en 2

>>8473514
Haachama would be dangerously based if true

>>8473514
might join membership if she does this

>>8473514
She overslept

>>8465673
bro this is KINO AS FUCK already

>5 minutes late
haachama how could you

>>8473514
she's too busy taking care of my morning wood

>>8473514
Holy shit the power move

chammers pls

>>8473696
>5 minutes late
its been over an hour

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8473712
You trust her near your junk? She might bite or WORSE

1 hour late lets goooooo

>>8473803
Just short of an hour, to be fair.

>>8465673
KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bit dissapointed she opens with her standard intro

>>8465690
And her name is Madoka.

I GIVE YOU

>>8470279
Omega stands no chance. Bring out Myuugi and maybe it would be a fight.

aa my EPILEPSY

>>8473826
That's a risk that I'm more than willing to take.

>promise me you won't let go
what the fuck I thought it was promise me you wanna go

DUBSTEP!?

>>8465673
NOW IS THE TIME OF ASCENSION BROTHERS

>hello deer
haachama please

haram

>Hello deer

I expected a jumpsacre, and I still gog t scaredd

>Dubstep
>autotune
Bros......I kneel.

>it's another haachama is evil, edgy and insane epidose

>schizochama is back
Hiatus soon?

reverbchama...

>>8465673
Surely I'm not the only one sick of this schizo shit? It's always the same "haha random funny" garbage. It's retarded.

kamichama...

>>8465673
She is (((them)))

she's such an unstable fucking menhara skitzo
>>8474135
shut the fuck up cringe bitch

SHES GONNA SING ALL THE SONGS EN2 SUNG! THE MOGGING HAS BEGUN

>>8474135
i love haachama no matter what she does

>she is just parodying fauna
my fucking sidechamas

>>8474104
my favorite

OUR TIME OF ACCESSION IS AT HAND
BROTHERS WITNESS OUR GODDESS ACHIEVE APOTHEOSIS
LISTEN TO HER SIREN SONG AND ACHIEVE ENLIGHTENMENT

>Godchama is a demolition d fan
Wowwowwowwowwow
Wow

>>8474135
news just in, wow you are the only one

>mogs the absolute shit out of fauna's karaoke song

GOD ASSERTS DOMINANCE

lmao she's clowning on fauna

satanic holy ghost
snort that holy dope
infrared scope with that dot right on your throat

>>8474135
>It's retarded.
Isn't that her whole schtick?

>HoloEN
>sings japanese
NOT AGAIN
THE ENGLISH PV IS PRETTY GOOD THOUGH

>>8474135
This one and last few have all essentially just been karaoke with weird gimmicks, not really much to get angry over

I can't believe Hachama is totally mogging Fauna now and she doesn't even need to go into yandere mode either

Absolutely mogging on the green rami with her ability to sing Japanese songs

is she gonna do the yandere asmr

>>8474135
This far it's brilliant.

>>8474135
You're absolutely not the only one.
You have to keep in mind that weebs have horrendously bad taste in what constitutes "kino."
Most of these niggers haven't even read a book since grade school.

>Mogs karaoke song with a horror flair
THE ABSOLUTE DOMINANCE

>>8474228
no he's not

FAUNA MOGGED

>>8465673
>yukata haachama

CUTE

Oh look, EOP faggots drawn to another schizo trash stream.

I'm going to marry this retard and will not let anything get in my way

kotak? any kotakbros here?
kotak enjoyers?

>haachama syrup

If this doesn't mog the whole EN2 debuts already, based as always chama

>>8474180
>>8474198
>>8474231
>>8474243
>>8474321
>>8474326
>>8474330
>>8474347
>>8474358
shut the fuck up

fauna is malding and seething rn
HI TIME HI TINME
SHES GONNA SAY HI TIME

>>8474435
Why are you replying to yourself?

kek she's copying the lore intro too

Haachama is unfathomably kino and nothing can change this fact

SHES GONNA MOG EVERY SINGLE COUNCIL MEMBER! SOMEONE STOP HER

here comes the moggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
mogging mogging mogging mogging mogging mogging mogging mogging mogging

>>8474386
>>8474435
Welcome back.

01/10/2000
Why haachama are you autodoxxing?

Haachama is literally deconstructing the shitty chunk en2 lore right before your eyes

SHE WANTS US TO DRINK HER MILK

The manipulator is active once again

>>8474284
>karaoke with weird gimmicks
its fun I like it

What's that cute retard even doing

mog mog mog mog mog mo gmog mog mog mog mog mog omg omg omg mog mog gmo gom gmog mog mog omg om gomg mo gomg omg omg mog mgo gom gomg mog omg gmo gom gmog omg ogm mog gom gomg mog omg ogm gom gomg omg ogm gom gomg omg ogm

I'm glad she's a bit more on the "weird" side than on the "horror" side

>She's going to mog every single EN2

ABSOLUTELY BASED GODCHAMA

>SHE CAN SING
GURA MOGGED
BUY BUY BUY

At least there's karaoke!

>>8474574
Being cute and retarded

mogu mogu mogu mogu
I hope Haachama ate lots of tasty snacks today

>Mogging every single one of them the day after their debuts
Godchama I kneel

Imagine ever double ting the strongest. You get warned time and time again. WAKE UP. EMBRACE HAACHAMA. BECOME HAACHAMA

how many views does a normal karaoke stream get? I think adding in her chuuni lore stuff into her karaoke streams is a good way to buff them if they don't do as much as a game stream or something else

>>8474574
She is doing her best and it better than all of EN 2 + management money combined

Fuck it, I'm membering.

Haachama is gaslight gatekeep girlboss

GOD MODE
GOD HAND
GOD CHAMA

Potential problem, she's only got 4 costumes so can't use one for each, whats she going to pull for the fifth? Rig up the Haatochama fusion again?

>>8474703
welcome haaton

>>8474741
You ok anon?

My fucking knees are exploding right now, I am forced to live on decapitated stumps

>>8474346
What's the last book you read, Egg?

To the guy hating on her doing singing streams with side gimmicks what would you rather her do Play Apex? Play Minecraft?
Let her enjoy her expressing her editing skills and having fun.

>>8474667
Depends on the member who does it, the ones with most viewers are Suisei, Ame (Yes, Ame because soul and creativity), IRyS and Mori
The other ones gets less than 10k usually

>>8474648
Wouldn't this count as hazing or something

>>8474776
inb4 she has a new costume.

>>8474776
See >>8465289

Actually best idol.
She should just drop cover.

>>8474776
5th costume is Potato Yagoo based on the teaser image.

>>8474837
plus for Ame it's a special occasion since almost every karaoke stream of hers is strictly for members

Will she do blackface for space?

>>8474856
This would be the ultimate power move on a 13k viewer stream.

>>8474794
No, I watch haachama

>>8474837
Would you care to join the Amelia Watson gang bang where we will do absurd amounts of drugs and run a train on the entertainer known as Amelia Watson that by the end she is more cum than time traveler?

Haachama is just doing Sora's job and welcoming new members in her own style.

THE PRODUCTION VALUES

fuck chaos

MOOOODDSSS, PIN

Literally NAZI

but I like my toes...

>>8474938
>tan haachama

>mogs baelz' upside-down shtick by being in every direction

truly a genius

Holy shit I forgot how next-level Haachama was, how can EN even compete

Haachama mogging on all over 7 debuters...

She's really amazing. The more of her stuff I watch the more obvious it is that she's insanely good and versatile. From her ecchi ASMR streams to her cooking to her singing, Haachama is pure kino.

SHE HAS A PLOMBLEM SHE HAS A PLOMBLEM SHE HAS A PLOMBLEM IT"S OH OH

Still one of the best hololive songs imo.

>>8474903
>>8474915
I'd not seen that, makes perfect sense

>Chaos
>Just launches her old rap videos
>also flexes on being THE australian

She is looking..

>>8475104
Jesus this is absolutely savage

>swastika-chama
>repetitive use of motherfucker

what is she doing

>>8475116
>15k viewers
>mogging
This is going off like a damp squib.
Haato will graduate before the year is out. Mark my words.

I don't know what's going on but I'm having a good time

AKAI HATOO MOGGED
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

So when nature bough everyone back, that seems to have included chamas all dead personas

w-what is this arrangement of BRH?
I'm scared

SWAY ON MOTHERFUCKERS

She's just standing there
MENACINGINGLY

Haachama trying to permanently takeover the "God" shtick from matuli while also being jealous of the holocouncil debuts.

Bros, why is she like this?

>>8475200
If that happens I will kill everybody in this board and then myself.
Mark My Words

Is it weird that I expected baelz to be like this?

>>8475200
>1:30AM in Japan
>9:30AM-12:30PM in U.S.

It's sleep time in one place and work time in another

>>8475223
Same

>>8475309

Because she is god

>>8475319
don't make me want godchama to graduate just so I can die

>>8475200
>ENfags immediately numberfag in self-defense
Like fucking clockwork

>>8475309
She took hoshikawa, god is the only thing that remains

>>8475309
Because she is the best of all hololive, and she will not be denied anymore

>>8475338
Anon, I think he was joking about the real debut numbers...

>>8475309
She only walks over those who let her

Drums are a bit weak in this mix

>>8475257
It's an interesting arrangement.
Too bad her voice is completely unsuited for it.

>>8475338
For once a good time Euros though, stream started the second I got home from work and sat at my PC

>>8475319
Dont, anon.
She will join Coco with Kanata and Fubuki.

>>8475309
Matsuri is a Whore. Chama IS GOD

where is the swastika edit

>>8475338
EU PRIME TIME OVER HERE
THANK YOU GODCHAMA

>>8475384
ignore numberniggers it makes this place a lot more bearable

hope she also mogs
>THE MANIPULATOR
by being an actual woman

>>8475338
>implying that those things mean anything to a fanbase consisting of autistic turbovirgins.

>>8475257
it's uh interesting. She definitely doesn't have the voice for it.

>have shit debut
>shit collab
>enter haachama
>shows how it's done

Big Red Heart is unironically the most soulful song in hololive, and not in the meme way.
"Will you be my home" always gets me hard, even in this schizo cover

>>8475309
>Matsuri
>"god" shtick

If she was the god of anything, she was the god of cucks.

14 k watching and 14k likes, she is beyond all others

>>8475493
By doing a horrendous rendition of her own fucking song?
Yeah, that'll show 'em?

Haachama dabbing on TIME.

>>8475497
Marine unison took that title.

Holy shit is that a Filthy Frank reference?
Haachama confirmed for bros

>It's time to stop the domination of Hololive
Renegadechama arc

>>8475493
such a great senpai teaching the newbies how it's done.

You heard Chammers. Stop it guys.

>about to mog kronii

are we gonna see haachama titty?

>>8475415
Tbh I want to see her analytics about how much of her audience are from Europe

>>8475435
Implying she didn't sit on every Aussie cock

>>8473876
Madoka akbar!

I can't believe Haachama's dead...

>>8465673
Unironically the best vtuber debut I've ever seen.

SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>>8475610
She tend to stream really good hours for us so im sure we are over represented

>mori news (I'm dual streaming}
Mori wants to do some English & creative streams with chammers. Cursed ASMR maybe?

oh look its the retard acting like a schizo again

>CiViLizaTiOn
She's dabbing on all of them

Haachama edits her own videos, right?

>coexist 2 electric boogaloo
LET'S GOOOOOO

>>8475717
Yes

SCHIZOCHAMA..........

>>8475687
But enough about your father

>>8475717
She'll pull fanart and fanvids but edits them all herself, yes.

>>8475497
I rank it really really highly. It's a great song even if you don't know from where it is.

Also holy fuck she's mauling everyone with this. She's insanely skilled and creative. I'm genuinely impressed.

>>8475717
yes

>>8475717
Yes. She learned because garbage Aussie internet

>>8475717
Yes, she learned editing while she was trapped in a basement in Australia

>>8475676
As an ASMR connoisseur I don't want that to happen

>>8475687
You wish your oshi was this SOUL

I love her her schizo shit, as played out as it is, still BTFO's the professionally produced Council lore vids.

>>8475659
Yeah, that's why I want to see if her timezone frame (EU friendly) is profitable for her or not

>>8475563
Unison is a better song musically, and Marine is a better singer, but there is this raw, genuine emotion in BRH that no one can imitate.

The council has been awfully silent…

>>8475788
There's nothing soulful about it.
You're just too retarded to realize.

Prophet Yagoo...

>>8475767
Also according to her she can do whatever she wants because she was demonitized for an entire year.

What a Stacy

schizochama please give us more of these

Oh hey, it is the fusion

DABUTT STREAM
I love her.

>>8475497
same anon, I just want to clarify that i meant "gets me hard" as in "it gets to me in a hard way", not "it gives me an erection"

>de-butt stream

>>8475843
They probably have no idea where chammers is even trying to go with this, like me

DA BUTT STREAM

>SSS
SHE IS GOING TO MOG THE ENTIRE COMPANY

>>8475912
Why not both?

>>8475928
isn't it obvious? she is crazy

>>8475928
>>8475574
I think it's clear that it's a display of dominance.

>no fauna asmr
weak shit

>HololiveENGLISH
>sings JP
like clockwork

>>8475996
"clazy"

>>8475928
Chamers probably watched their rehearsals and though it was so bad she had to show them how its done

>>8475805
Her supacha is low

>>8475912
it would be very unremarkable if she didn't have such a shitty english

>>8475991
Haachama gets me erectionally hard in other contexts, BRH is seiso

>>8475912
Anon it gives you an erection don´t lie to us

>>8476005
chammers only does erotic asmr

>>8476004
>>8476020
Not everyone's a bunch of petty 8 year olds like /vt/

>>8475583
>I don't care how many subs you had
>how important you think you are
>all I care is your SOUL
>watch, repent and pray

>>8476068
Ceres ASMR was quite erotic.

>>8476033
that's part of it though, knowing that she wrote it despite having poor english gives it much more meaning

>>8476033
That´s part of the charm anon, you just are not ready chama

>>8476075
I mean the nice take is that she watched their rehearsal and was inspired to make her own take on it

>>8474135
you're not alone but do NOT fuck with the haatons, just let them enjoy their cult man it's for your own go---

>No Baphomet outfit
Kinda gay.

>>8476027
Are you talking about her general profit in superchats? Because if it's the case she was demonetized for an entire year

this was the best stream I've seen in a while

>>8476020
That or she saw it and asked why she isn't allowed to do chuuni loreshit if Cover is going all in on chuuni shit now. Then Cover did a naked dogeza as they are prone to do as soon as anyone rocks the boat and said ah gomez we let you do your schizoshit now!

>didn't even bother with Sana
Savage

>>8476247
You're proving just what a bunch of easily impressed retards Haatons are.

>>8476181
Anon? Is everything alright?

>>8476217
I rarely see €.

>>8476027
considering she's japanese, went to study in australia, and has talked about traveling abroad before, i wouldn't be surprised if her family is pretty well off.
which is great, content not made to earn money will always be better than "hmmm what will make these retards give me more of their money"

>>8476291
name 5 better and more entertaining streams

>>8476291
Keep crying, enfag

>>8476027
Anytime she streams her member count skyrockets though

>>8476258
Could also be that they said ''dont use the hololiveEnglish hashtag until gen 2 is out''

>>8476345
Don't respond to low quality bait.

>>8476333
I saw a DKK at the start of the stream

>>8476291
Cope. Your oshi is shit

>>8472470
>ina's manager forced-
Move on. Enma isn't that relevant.

Aw shit. This is kinda sweet

AKAI HAATO x HAACHAMA

>>8475912
I want Haachama to come inside me, i want her to literally penetrate my heart no matter how painful and bloody it would be, i just want her to enter my life in the most permanent way possible is it too much to ask? am i that strange for loving her to death? fake Haatons wouldn't even let Haachama cannibalize their bodies if she was starving yet i would and i would enjoy every bite she takes of me until my very last breath. I just want her to end my life painfully and lovingly. The idea of her making her home from my body, chairs with my bones, table with my kidney stones, a loving bed with my lungs and a pillow my with heart. This, get me HARD in a way you cannot understand young Haaton but one day you'll want nothing else but Haachama to end your pathetic existence.

I. LOVE. HAACHAMA. TO. DEATH.

I WANT TO PROTECT HAACHAMA

unpopular opinion, this song is better than BRH

I really like Infinity

>>8476291
>going against the CHAMA
Anon please stop being a stupid fuck and learn to appreciate art, also known as Hachama streams

>>8476291
It definitely beats just talking into the mic. She actually put effort into making content for her stream.

>>8476434
You still falling for the rrat that Ina is not ENMA?

>>8476498
That song made me cry unlike BRH so yes it is. It is full to the brim with soul.

>>8470279
Omega sisters would never stoop so low as to collab with Haachama.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRU

>>8476469
Based shizo

>>8476345
Not him but Hell singing and video contest were the best along with this one

>>8476429
You're too retarded to even recognize your own oshi's shortcomings (on the contrary, you glorify her painfully obvious faults), so you're in no position to judge on the quality of anybody's oshi.

>>8474135
I got tired of it a while ago, but as long as more people like it then don't she's going to keep dragging it along until she get's bored of it herself. Honestly feel like it should've just ended with the whole head stitched on model change.

>>8465673
>doing your EN debut in Japanese

truly revolutionary

SOUL

HAATO IS BEEG

>>8476318
Hi this is Greg, Janitor at Barclay's in Cardiff. Just found this dead dude here, guess you're replying to him or something? Whatever he watched his head clean exploded but I see no gun anywhere. Weird japanese shite.

>>8476638
Name one fault-chama

I LOVE HAACHAMA

>>8476636
I agree, and all are haachama

>>8476648
baka JAPANESE? in MY EN BRANCH? better to kms myself than live

>>8476719
Her shitty work ethic.

>>8476336
>i wouldn't be surprised if her family is pretty well off.

Given that her well off family proceeded to neglect her to the point of endangering her health I doubt their money is much of a factor.

>>8476181
you did take your meds-chama right anon?
Right?

Love me the Chammers
Simple as

>>8476712
Lurk for 2 years before posting Greg

>>8476648
Kiara, Irys and the rat all speak only in japanese too even though they're EN branch

>>8476265
>MOGS SANA DURING SUPERCHAT READING

>>8476775
College studentchama

>>8476798
she's perfect

Going by the lyrics she is trying to say there are two Haatos. The idol Akai Haato and Haachama she is saying that she wants people to accept them both and that both can coexist. That she feels a deep loneliness in her heart but her friends in hololive and her fans fills her heart with happiness.

It's simple but really beautiful.

>>8476775
Festival go have a mental episode with your sex slave, maybe that way you could have a better gimmik

>>8476798
Based

>>8476907
I would wife them both

>>8476907
The song is pure soul.

>just confirmed her abilities come from hopping and manipulating timelines
>Haachama being Ame's sister or an alternate timeline Ame confirmed

>>8476860
Scheduling is a basic life skill.
One your oshi clearly lacks.

>>8476792
She stayed with another family when she came to Australia, and they basically didn't take care of her at all. She stayed with them for like maybe a year before moving in with some of her family in Australia and her situation rapidly improved.

>>8476907
how often did you watch this being told to you now? 5 times? 30 times? When's her final form

>>8477013
That is what she is asking you to do anon. Accept your twin sisterwives.

>>8477078
>Miko's heavy breathing intensifies

>>8477173
I didn't care until she wrote it in a song.

>>8477201
I will, anon thank you.
You are invited to the doble wedding my wifes said they are going to cook something delicious I hope you can make it

>>8477013
>>8477201
Shimaidon!

>>8477078
>Haachama being Ame's sister
How new? They call each other sister since December

>>8476027
I think she's doing pretty well in superchats today, and most donations aren't in yens so far.

>>8477658
How does youtube do currency conversion? Do they let cover sort that out or is that part of YouTube's fee?

>>8465673
Is this a Holo Council spoof?

GODCHAMA

>>8470465
^^^