/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

>>8282470
Based OP

I want to have sex with J-Chad.

>>8282470
Ahem! A toast! To deadbeats!

OP did it, what a guy

I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

[News] Ceres is alive and well

>>8282484
based

>>8282470

>>8282615
where is kronii? is she safe? is she all right?

>>8282531
I will have sex with J-Chad.

>>8282721
Calm down Mixed Latte

>>8282746
Until the deed is done.

>>8282721
I want to discipline J-Chad with my dick into being a good manager for My Boy

I want to have sex with Cane's chicken.

>>8282938
We know, Mori...

>>8282993
Kiara never stood a chance against Cane

森りん頑張って !!

>>8283279
I never give this ritual post the time of day usually but that IS a really cute young Mori

Potential guerilla collab in 1-2 hours, not sure if Mori will participate

>>8283359
I'm 103% certain she will not.

>>8283359
she'll collab with her mom and dad buying electronics

>>8283136
Who's to say she's talking about her love of chicken strips when she could just as easily be referring to her love of the biblical Cain of World of Darkness lore?

>>8283359
it will be another mamatori or takotori collab

>>8283382
If you want to use 100+ number, use 108, it has cultural significance, in real world and in media. It's more fun to use it than just a simple 103 or something.

>>8283515
Nah Mamatori needs management approval and they have to change the IP of the server afterwards.
I'd actually expect at least Kiara, Ina and Gura

>>8283531
Don't ever reply to me again.

>>8283531
104 always overlooks the Reaper's Game so you can use that too

>>8283359
>Mori out of home buying food for tonight's supper
>Curious mama reaper opens up her laptop
>She opens up OBS
>Plugs in phone and opens camera
>"I'm ready"

[Good News] The Clock has tweeted

>>8283662
at least link the tweet lazy bitch

>>8283696
NTA but here you go
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1429143524671250439

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4fqSU-kHZ8
The collab is Phasmo with Gura and Ina

>>8283821
also irys

>>8283821
Eyeriz Eyeriz Eyeriz...

>>8283852
>>8283871
だれ?

>>8283821
So basically the members that actually do guerillas?

>>8284026
Yes, the gorilla girls

>>8283852
damn it'd be 4:30 in the morning for irys. What a trooper.

>>8284026
Moririn...I watched the Spirifarer guerilla...I still believe...

>schizos in global scapegoating Ceres for the delay
Why am I always drawn to the ones that attract these people?

>>8283989
どうもうきぼうです

>>8284218
Let her spend some time with the family, anon

Have any EN2s debuted yet?

>>8284298
anonchama...

>>8284298
Slowbeat...

>>8284218
Idol Manager guerilla with a sleepless Mori trying to readjust her sleep schedule from jetlag...

>>8284218
That one Minecraft stream with Gura, Ame and Ina was also kinda guerilla for Mori

>>8284355
>>8284366
Well have they or haven't they?

>>8284298
Yes, in calliopeople timeline.

>>8284442
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1429073301108793346

>>8282470
LOOK AT THOSE TIDDIES WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8284290
I didn't mean today, just guerillas in general

>>8284462
Ah. Okay, thanks. It sounded like it'd just be a couple hours delay the way Mori was talking.

>>8284412
she also joined IRyS on her first MC stream, you guys have worse memory than Mori

>>8284544
True

Mori and Ame providing emotional support for their cute kouhai!
Kiara, Ina, Gura, and IRyS providing entertainment for the masses!

>>8284544
dont forget to add that they are more retarded

>>8284412
I think gura's chat kind of encouraged her to invite anyone to join her on discord so it wasn't exactly an unprompted guerilla. I do wish EN in general weren't so averse to jumping in spontaneously in a genmate's stream. They've done it before but they're not as comfortable doing it like the girls in the JP branch are.

>you will never be Mori's house

>>8282484
Super based.

>>8284544
Mori, at least from what we've seen, seems to get the most excited about new kouhais among all the myth girls. So I think that was a pretty isolated incident. Hopefully she feels more comfortable just doing that with anyone in the future.

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1429149614192566279
bless the clock

I think she was turned off of guerillas when she thought about doing GG as one months back, but we obviously know why she wasn't able to

>>8284798
>when the time comes
I want to make her cum

>>8281758
I guess so

>>8283279
>>8283318
There are spats under that skirt, too

>>8283610
Mori's mom didnt want Mori to find out she was in En Gentoo and faked an emergency to delay the debuts

>>8284287
Wow, Hope looks like THAT?

>>8284468
Based arousedbeat

>>8285038
MAMA REAPER RUINED THE DEBUTS!

>>8284925
spats may turn some people off but for me it gets me diamonds.

>>8285050
You betcha!

>>8285317
Fucking love it. It's so much better than Myth versions.

>>8285226
Holy moly I feel something ascending

>>8285736
Did you draw this, anon? Great job if you did.

>>8285791
dumbass forgot to post the link, it's in the art tag
https://twitter.com/Demia0415/status/1429150119425978373

>>8283136
>>8283508
>biblical Cain
>KFP is actually a stand-in for Cane's, not KFC
>demands fanatical devotion from followers in its pursuit of power
>phoenixes live in death

I was legitimately worried that we were going to have another Aloe situation but it turns out it was most likely someone forgot to activate something and they have to delay the debuts by a day and I was being a fucking faggot for nothing

>>8285317
Space's twin moons still present

>>8285848
at least you are not being a fucking schizo trying to blame one of the other members of their gen, still a faggot though

>>8285835
PEACE THROUGH POWER!

>>8285050
Don't become too much of a gosling for her anon, it's impossible.
After all, Hope rides alone

>>8285928
Fair, but I'm not that far gone, anon. I'm still blaming youtube regardless

Stop posting and do your reps, b-words

>>8286190
No.
I cleared my night for the debuts.
At least I'm getting this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4fqSU-kHZ8

>>8286234
EN split rn between Guerilla Girls and Vacation Vixens

>>8286190
It's my birthday week, leave me alone. If I want to jerk off and shitpost i'm allowed, mum said so.

>>8286190
o-okay senpai

>>8286190
All I've done for the last week is reps...

>>8287978
Your rest reps...

Is there a good model of Mori anywhere?

>>8288403

>>8288497
Default 3D Mori...

>>8288497
Sauce?

>>8288779
i forgot, sorry

>>8288896
Oh...

>>8288779
>>8288896
>>8289099
This person's working on that particular model, it's still WIP though. https://twitter.com/Elena_mio_rko42
There's this good low poly Mori however https://twitter.com/chained_tan/status/1385176630163824640?s=20

>>8285317
That's pretty fucking cool

>>8285317
What's this, a council for ants?

>>8289164
I was looking just now for this guy, dude has done an amazing job with that 3D model so far.

>>8289164
this is better than the Hololive's official 3d models

>>8288141
I'm stuck in that 'you should be working' guilt-trip...

>>8289596
Hey, could be worse. You could be stuck in those while STILL doing fuckall.

I have nothing to do reps for

>>8289889
Pick up a new hobby/passion/goal

>>8289889
doitforher.jpg

>>8287978
I've been seeing this image since near debut. Where the heck is it from?

>>8290484
There was one guy on twitter who made 3D models of the EN girls as practice early on and this is what they looked like. They're bad but they have soul I guess.

>>8290484
That anon made all of the EN girls but got bad advice from whatever board was giving him advice and that was one of the final models he made from their "help". Just a funny image these days.

I missed the Member stream today. Mori has collabs this week?

>>8289889
learn japanese


son of a bitch

Greetings. I am from the homepage. I would like to tell you all that when I rise to power you will all be flayed alive and burned at the stake for your degeneracy. Have a good day.

>>8291029
But I wnbj

>>8291047
bye frognigger

Insider sources are saying the new debut date will be mid-late September. Probably more than just a tropical storm rrat.

Looks like its Mori's fault

>>8291047
same goes for you, eat shit and die frognigger

>>8291379
It's true, my ass was the insider source.

When's my boy dropping another EP, or she's going to do an album already?

>>8290963
TTRPG is on Gura's schedule so that's for sure. We assume she's participating in Mario Kart collab at end of week too based off her talk with Anya

>>8291989
I swear someone said Haachama collab

>>8291988
She said she wanted to drop and album during the anniversary.

>>8291989
She actually mentioned it wasn't for sure, it's dependent on Ame.

Would you watch a stream of Mori smoking a fat cigar?

>>8292099
>>>8291988
>She said she wanted to drop and album during the anniversary.
uh, no, she walked back on that long time ago
she plans some kind of special release but it won't be an album

>>8292538
ah missed it then, when did she take it back?

>>8292538
Mori is too busy being a real estate baron to do an entire album

>>8292099
I believe more it's going to be another EP, unless of course she already has some material done

>>8292538
iirc for the anniversary mori wants to release an electro swing song

>>8292296

>>8292757
Why would that be special? I feel like that would be regressing in some ways...

>>8292296
yes

>>8292296
Probably, but why?

>>8292296
>>8292791
lung cancer is not cool, kids

>>8292296
No, because I had a family member who would only occasionally smoke a cigar. They got oral cancer that spread to their lungs and they died. I'd be unreasonably terrified same thing would happen to her

>>8292643
>you rent an apartment from Moririn
>you are late with rent and Moririn is threatening to evict you
>you plead for more time
>Moririn licks her lips and says "There may be ANOTHER way for you to pay me"
>she makes you drive 2 hours to get Whataburger for her TTRPG group

>>8293093
>4 hours for cold and likely soggy burgers

>>8292296
Sure but i have a feeling that would be one thing that management says "no".

>>8293134
>4 hours

What kind of music would we playing in the meanwhile?

On your wedding day with Mori, would you prefer her in a Western or Japanese wedding dress?

>>8293207
the entire MGR soundtrack and if you ain't singing along you get thrown out the car.

>>8293296
yes

https://twitter.com/Kairuichan/status/1429192306033319940

>>8290697
>>8290767
/vt/ league manager here, gonna use this as the main model for every player, thanks.

>>8289889
do calculus

>>8293615

>>8292296
Sharing a cigar and whisky with Mori...

>>8293791
she probably did that with her pops yesterday

>>8293907
Mori passionately moaning her whisky breath into your mouth as you kiss...

>>8294374
Why do you have to do this to me?

>debuts delayed
>internet went to shit so I couldn't even watch the EN1 Phasmo Gorilla OR Friend's karaoke
At least I caught the Holotalk and Mori streams but fucking hell I'm about to go bust some internet demons

Our boy is liking a lot of Suzy's concert promo, be sure to support her so Mori might be able to do the same some day https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1429098322011115525?s=21

>>8294704
I feel you my man, missed Coco's goodbye and Okayu's last 3D because of my shit internet

>>8294704
I was busy all day so I'm lucky it was postponed. I also still have to watch Doom BBQ cause I couldnt watch it all live.

>>8291989
>TTRPG is on Gura's schedule so that's for sure
Wait why?
Shouldn't it be on Ina's this week?

>>8296578
>>8291989
Ignore that post, i somehow read "schedule" as "channel"

Calliope is the most aesthetic chuuba but she is cringe and her streams are boring and her wigga rap is offputting

Remember.

MORI LOVE

Has she used up all her luck or does she still have some in reserve?

>>8278215
>leave a comment she might show you to her family

>"And this is Nikodem. He leaves pretty long comments like everyone else but he also puts in a lot of criticism and what he thinks could improve, so it's not like ALL of my fans just blindly praise me. I try not to really listen to it at all, but some of it sticks with me and I end up kinda doing it anyway.... Huh? Oh yeah, he and a few others are all over the place. There are sites and forum threads that talk about me all day, it's kinda weird and a little creepy, honestly. They do make some funny stuff though. And they like my old things, but they get into weird nonsensical arguments all the time so I hardly ever read what they say."

anyone have an image of Calli's heart hands? a-asking for a friend of course

Calliope is the most aesthetic chuuba

>>8297200

>>8297236
I hope mori doesn't "love" us, I don't want another Rushia or Polka

>>8297318
wait they actually love their fans?

>>8297165
I beg you anon, stop letting them live free in your head

>>8297318
Mori loves us as much as an artist can love their fanbase
Polka/Rushia push it way further and while attractive to a degree, it kinda feels more insincere since it promises a kind of relationship that'll never be fulfilled (which is why I personally dropped their memberships over time)

>>8297453
Im sorry to say anon, he has terminal Nikodem syndrome. Which means its either Nikodem himself making these posts or a very lonely anon who wants another males touch. Tragic really.

>>8285317
This is my wife

>>8297560
more like a terminal 'nigga, damn' syndrome

>>8297560
He strives to be like Nikodem. Nikodem is his oshi. By following his path, he can soon achieve his ultimate goal of grooming Mori to be like the ideal vtuber as written in his multi-part thesis.

>>8297698
was Mori successfully groomed?
her collab game been great, technical issues at all time low, cuter than usual, longer streams... was it really just a matter of matching her autism with a public display of your own...

don't look

>>8297764
is there a will strong enough not to peep

>>8297764
looking

[Breast Destruction]

>>8297757
No, because that mystery genmate had more sway than some rando on the internet.

>>8297764
I looked. Sorry, Mori. Guess you'll have to punish me.

>>8297825
what if he's the mystery genmate disguising as a rando?
with a couple of letter shifts we get dangerously close to... Ninomae Ina'nis

>>8297825
I can't believe Ame is grooming Mori. Like Okayu was doing it to Korone before they even joined so that's one thing. How could Yagoo have allowed this to happen he also hasn't even built a break room yet

>>8297825
Mystery genmate, Mousey, Kiara, Gura, Milky, and others lift Mori up. Deadbeats only drag her down.

>>8297892
Mori's three worst enemies: DeadBeats, J-Chad, and Nikodem

>>8297892
stop being a self-hating retard, Deadbeat
Mori says you make her happ, more appreciative of herself and also motivate her to improve, take the fucking compliment
she is learning how to do that, do that too

>>8298038
Nikodem!=Deadbeat?

I am Nikodem.

>>8298081
Yeah, and I am Mori, fucker

>>8298081
>>8298121
now kiss

>>8297810.
「No.」

>>8298053
for some reason particular Deadbeats have the habit of making people Mori praises and appreciates into enemies
Ao, TT dudes, other chuubas, her japanese friends, J-chad, Coco that one time, Kiara, even the Deadbeats themselves
don't you realize how paranoid and negative that mindset is and what kind of hole it'll lead you towards
be more like Mori, learn to both display and accept gratitude

Why do we hate Nikodem? Call me a newfag but I hadn't even heard of this guy till now

>>8298290
Because he typed up a critical essay and went point by point how she only brings her team down and how to be a perfect drone like employee like an Applebees regional manager would. She hates that shit. although there are some anons who have him on their mind way more than Mori does.

>>8298277
I was being completely sarcastic and just trying to make fun of some of the mindsets (though I do think J-Chad gets skunked by Jenma and Enma sometimes)

>>8298290
he wrote a couple critical comments under our boy's videos, the biggest being under the Cuphead/Phasmo collab
she then had that whole episode with privating the video that made some folks act like she got personally hurt, especially when some of her next streams seemed to address points from the comment more or less directly
other than that there's nothing in particular outside of him shilling the #callintines hashtag to her back in February

>>8298407
you leave applebees regional managers out of this

IDK about you guys, but I come here for Mori, not knee-co-them, so stop saying his name and post more Mori.

>>8298468
Never! I must take down every last one of them before Mori can be happy!

>>8298420
>the biggest being under the Cuphead/Phasmo collab
Ah, I see, you got a screen shot of that one? I saw a couple of comments that were pretty out there during that whole episode but I don't remember seeing his.

>>8298485
Deadbeats can't stop themselves from swarming to a real name like wasps to honey

https://twitter.com/Kairuichan/status/1429192306033319940

>>8298420
>>8298407
but wait doesn't that faggot send supers to her?

>>8298530
goodluck on your applebee's crusade, Mori already had one store incinerated in your honor

>>8298544
you can probably find it in the archives under the name, though the schizos spamming it every other thread recently will make it more bothersome
summed up it was like: unarchived reschedule bad, pls prep longer for collabs, something else that I don't recall

>>8298597
He's definitely a member, I don't remember him SCing though

>>8298597
yes all the time, and he's usually left positive comments since. I really don't get the big deal.

>>8298597
nearly every stream, though mostly smaller ones, only seen a couple reds from them
long time member/T3 other than that

>>8298672
surprisingly one of the herebeats to leave a positive comment under the SV Gigguk collab too for sorting her collab issues out

>>8298597
His essays are stupid but he genuinely supports her considering he always in streams and SCs. Most of his comments are very normal

Nikodemnuts

>>8298597
He is indeed a faggot sometimes but its really funny how some anons have him seared into his brain. Yes he does SC and support your boy too.

At least we don't get true schizos like Joseph

I'm sorry deadbeats I fell for the bait but just remember to love your Mori

>>8298857

I hate newbeats who don't know how to check archives and proceed to shit up threads. I hate gossipy spoonfeeders who enable newbeats. Mori love. Deadbeat hate.

>>8298597
SCs/members a lot of the extended universe/vsinger bunch, seems a pretty typical /vt/ fan just with a name attached

>>8298904
Deadbeats love
they gotta stop making it weird tho

Ah...He was 'that' comment I never saw the name of the original user and the big ass N never meant anything to me. Sorry guys!

reminder that it feels good to be a Deadbeat
>incredibly supportive
>dedication and generosity impresses not only their oshi but even her genmates, they actively pitch in genmate related projects too
>internally diverse, display starkly different views on Mori so the debate never turns into a hugbox
>promote independent talent
>not afraid to criticize their oshi openly even within the duration of a stream, often exchanging quips during member ones
>loyal, despite work-related content droughts, they keep supporting their boy through the worst times, only to celebrate triumphs twice as hard
>proactive, able to get an album to top of sales list or a hashtag trending globally at Calliope's whim
>open-minded, ultimately trusting that their oshi will be able to turn any kind of weird idea into something enjoyable
>the fanbase name is cool and catchy
have some pride, niggers, pump your ribcages out, Mori loves us so by not loving ourselves we're acting like she's in the wrong

>>8299059
yippee ki yay, skeleton-chad

Deadbeats is it true Mori canceled the debuts?

>>8299157
the song she made with Ballz was too fuego and it KyoAni'd the Cover studio, gomen

>>8299157
No, she was way too busy setting up a Bin Laden cave in Afghanistan to do that sort of shit.

>>8299157
No, the Taliban were the ones that canceled debut

>>8299059
Finally a good post.

>>8299157
Yes she wanted to watch their debuts live and have them all react to her live whenever she typed in chat.

>>8299059
>Some stop showing up to livestreams because of shadowbans Mori cannot do anything about
This is one of few DeadBeat facts that upsets me. Mori love should come regardless of name recognition. She's doing what she can to fix it

>>8299187
>kyoani
Mori was there recovering the soul of my favorite dead seiyuu...

>>8299157
Yeah, she told cover she couldn't watch live and they immediately pulled the plug.

>>8299222
Alternatively, she told cover that she couldn't watch them live and half of Gen2 said they didn't want to debut that day

>>8299332
If you're not banned I don't think you're in a position to judge. As a shadowbeat it's not like I stop watching Mori, I'm just more likely to watch the VoD especially since her streams aren't at great times for me in the first place. Still catch her live when I can.

>>8299436
was meant for
>>8299348

oh no...

>>8299502
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>Mori flies back to the States for a visit the same time Amelia is also on vacation
They're fugging aren't they?

>>8299617
Apparently Ame is in Japan for her vacation

>>8299332
I'm not shadow banned but I'll back this guy;
>>8299443
Half the reason I'm still with Mori after this almost year is that she's really fucking good with interacting with her audience and I could absolutely understand those people who show up to her streams to interact with her might fall off because Susan thinks their robots or something.

>>8299677
It really sucks when Mori talks to the chat and you can't participate. Especially in the member's streams. Speaking of I was reading the chat in the member's stream today and someone mentioned that deadbeats are also having trouble renewing their memberships. Any truth to this?

>>8282470
>Inanna
Irkalla would have been a better choice, given what it is.

>>8299799
Considering Mori is literally a verified artist who has participated in a sponsored event FOR YouTube, it makes absolutely zero sense that the channel WOD still be having this many problems. J-Chad should be pounding on YT JP headquarters every day demanding an explanation if they aren't getting email responses

>>8299655
They hate each other so much they can't even stand to be in the same country and have to plan their vacations like this? Where did it all go wrong.

>>8299888
would still be having*

>>8299900
They high-fived each other at the airport as they traded flights in the States

>>8299888
Nice digits, but uhhh well cover has a rather bad track record with anything that involves bureaucracy and I think this might be another one of those moments

>TTRPG on Tuesday
So, what are the odds everyone has forgotten the rules / their character /the plot?

>>8299888
This is a wild shot in the dark, but maybe it's because she's a verified artist that these random shadowbans are seemingly happening only on her channel. I remember seeing somewhere that if you used Vanced Youtube Music, your account was banned.

>>8300021
>Insinuating that Gura totally doesn't role-play as Scout in front of a mirror for an hour a day

>>8299888
Cover is a puny ant in the face of YT and Google. They have to dogeza on the sidewalk outside of YT HQ and crawl their ways into the lobby up the elevator with their heads down all the way.

>>8300021
Zero if they care to glance over my summaries posted in >>8228875
Infographics don't get any smaller or concise than that.

>>8300021
Probably 100% if you break it up between the members, Ame forgets how to play Watoto, Gura forgets the rules and Kiara forgets wtf they're doing. I really do hope they get an hour or two of presession book keeping now that Mori is in the States, that will help a ton.

I can't wait for Mori to use her heavy accent unintentionally after being with her family for a couple of days.

>>8300200
You overestimate everyone in the "Southern Underworld" sounding like a spaghetti Western. Most really don't have a heavy accent

>>8299993
High-fiving in the airport bathroom before their flights

>>8300693
Think they made out?

>>8300693
Kissing in the airport bathroom before their flights..

>>8282493
this gave me really mixed feelings anon

>>8300492
Why is everyone expecting for Mori to turn into fucking Hangman Page after two weeks?

>>8300840
I was disappointed when my cousin who lives in Texas told me that no one in Texas said "Everything's bigger in Texas"

>>8300915
>Everything's bigger in Texas

>>8300770
Think they did more than made out

>>8301232
they held hands

>>8301232
Calliope Mori did not have sexual relations with that woman.

>>8301280
delete this, I cant believe theyd do something like that.

>>8298290
>we
It’s just the schizos and shitposters anon. Despite his autistic fagottry, the long term positive effect of the 5% arc should not be overlooked
Nikodem is one of the T3 paypigs and is known for how easily he’s upset and his ability to go schizo and sperg (currently shadowbanned by Youtube and recently sperged about her not reading all his supers).

As for why he’s hated, the week following Mori’s hiatus due to some issues going on in her personal life, she was at her second lowest point as Mori and it showed. This all culminated in the shitshow that was the cuphead section of her collab with Gura that week, she coped with it by saying she didn’t care before realizing just how bad it was and switching to phasmo for the rest of the collab.
In response to her saying she didn’t care, he (and others) spent the rest of the stream typing up a critical essay lambasting her for every gripe he had with her.
Mori who was already upset with the poor quality of the collab stream and was probably going to private it anyways saw his essay as negative confirmation of her failure to deadbeats and mentioned as much in her menhera tweet about it.
What followed was criticismbeats and by extension Nikodem living rent free in the heads of twitterfags, white knights, and schizos.

In all honesty, she clearly didn’t genuinely read his critiques and her only takeaway was that “t. deadbeat” isn’t just a meme and that she needed to address and acknowledge her loving haters as Mori.

>>8301232
Nah she just kissed her homie goodbye like a good homie does, and made sure to give her plenty of tongue like a bro.

>>8301357
probably also a little friendly fingering

>>8301475
Just to get each other going y'know. Like pressing the button to prep a lawn mower.

>>8301348
>currently shadowbanned by Youtube and recently sperged about her not reading all his supers
anonchama?
his name regularly flashes past the member chat

>>8301522
maybe he just attaches all spergouts to them without factchecking

>>8301522
I must have not been keeping up on him correctly then.
Glad that wasn’t an issue for him.

>>8297757
>longer streams
That is literally just a natural outcome of playing games you actually enjoy.
That's the reason Kiara can hammer out those regular 8 hours streams, she actually enjoys RPGs and zatsu/SC reading

>111 posts later and we're still talking about him

>>8301659
He's the season 2 villain after CLERO has mostly gone away

>>8301659
he truly became alike his oshi and learned to live rent free
considering the money they're spending on chuubas it might come handy

>>8301659
hey dont look at me, we were RainForest posting until an anon came in and read the whole thread just to reply to that guy.

Time to update this

RRAT LIQUIDATION SALE - EVERYTHING MUST GO!
>Doctors appointment/surgery date was moved up
>Family tragedy
>IRS trouble
>Visa running out
>Depression arc part 2
>Covid vaccine
>Actually dieing/graduating
>Suspension because of a recent collab
>Commited a crime and has to get rid of evidence
>Fucked up her reservation
>Graduating, getting deported, and dieing all at the same time
>Kidnapping mamaloni
>Attacked/raped by/raping manlets
>is actually Anemachi
>Pregnant
>Mind transfer with a robot body
>Kiara did it
>Just wanted more days off
>Lost her voice
>is getting married
>doing it just to make (you) suffer
>Surprise online tour with Fake Type
>Rematch in person with the tank man
>Moving to a new house
>Comatose
>Ran out of breastmilk from selling too much of it
>Dildocart racing in Florida with the moistman
>Interview with record label
>Working on her WoD campaign
>Writer's block in general
>Blackmailed into flying back to the United States to cough in Iron Mouse's room
>Got into a fight with a corporate Japanese manlet and is still raging about it
>Cartels blackmailed her into being a drug mule
>Mafia blackmailing her into giving them money
>She affronted Yakuza leader Kiryu Coco and must pay with her body in a soapland for a week
>Korean geondals are after her for protection money
>Chinese Triads are copying her music through Chinese Napster
>A week long period
>Undergoing Spetsnaz training in an undisclosed Black Sea training facility
>Addicted to FGO and is using all of her money to get Summer Kiara
>Flying to Italy to buy 5 new horn hats
>Washed away by the tide
>Went on a drunken bender and woke up a thousand miles away
>Left to kill the dad joke once and for all
>Training in the room of spirit and time
>Is bi and is staying at home masturbating to porn of Ame while her boyfriend licks her asshole
>Lost her smile like Shawn Michaels
>Taken out on the town by Watame
>Got Nihongo Jouzu'd one too many times
>Back on her reaping duties temporarily
>Had to take time off to contribute to the 1 million takodachi collage
>Listened to all 6 stages of "Everywhere at the End of Time"
>Is taking a break of that kit-kat bar
>forgot her meds
>Is collabing with Koopa Fortuna from the hololive global threads
>Is eliminating all other Mori alters so she can be The One
>Shadowverse training arc with Mousey
>Is writing her second novel for young adults, "The Powerful Reapers of Destiny"
>Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah
>Borrowed Watson's time machine so she can redo all of her past yabs
>Is secretly the Gundam SEED Movie's writer
>Is doing a RAP bootcamp for Gen5
>Started to become Yukihana Lamy
>Called Flare a nigger in front of yagoo
>Recording a double demon collab song
>Spilled her spaghetti and lost her poor meatball when it rolled out of the door
>Got a little too into roleplaying on obscure internet chatrooms
>In the process of ditching hololive to sign with Dr. Dre's label
>Cloning herself for the MoriDice collab/CalliMori rap battle
>Slipped into the calliopeople timeline
>Invading the dreams of all the deadbeats who miss her
>went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself
>left to search for the Dragon Balls so she can make her one wish that she can't pretend she don't wanna see come true
>she heard her activation phrase and was awakened to the reality that she was a Russian bioweapon raised in the states to be used against glorious nippon
>Finding more subtle ways to put roommate references into everything
>Started to care TOO much about hololive and took off early to distance herself from them
>Busy setting up multiple false accounts with vpns to donate during the all the celebrations happening during her absence
>Had to go into the offices at cover to receive her yearly corporate brainwashing
>Cares more about other vtubers than her fans
>she's learning EU4 after getting Paradox permissions
>Is fighting a losing battle trying to get her gaseous asseous under control
>Appearing as a special guest at E3
>Preparing for constant all night sex orgies with Okayu, Coco, A-chan and Coco
>Training for holofightz
>Watching the Coca Cola 600 in the grandstands of Charlotte Motor Speedway
>Furiously working on the D-side MV to Roki
>tied up in the holohouse's basement
>Flew all the way to Central Kansas just to go to a Golden Corral
>Started smuggling designer clothings with devil like gimmicks and accessories
>Became substitute coach for the Suns to lead them to victory over the Lakers
>Is turning black and regretting it
>Has gotten really into baking
>cucking mousey AND milky queen by having sex with Cali-P
>Visting Mr. Koro in the hospital
>her english school begged for her to sub in when the replacement teacher got covid and she likes kids so she couldn't say no

>>8301659
hey, don't look at me, I'm catching up to HoloTalk

>>8301686
Deadbeats always need an enemy, and the easiest place to find one is to look amid themselves.

>>8301779
>Infiltrating cover offices to steal a gaint tako, mission impossible style
>Went back to elementary school so she could beat Gura in "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader"
>not hates Kiara and is on a virtual cold war with her, hence MoRyS and AmeTori
>had IRyS problems
>actually won the gold in Trampoline Jumping
>had booba reduction surgery
>95% discount on -GRADUATING NOW, I SWEAR-
>She can only go back home if she's somehow a CIA agent
>Was hired to be a ghostwriter
>Spend a night back in her hometown just to play ball
>Secretly a big producer for multiple artist
>Was called by Death sensei to do his job
>Chillin in Holohouse with Coco and Kanata
>In her studio working on those 15 diss tracks dedicated to cover that will never be released by cover
>Flew to Egypt so she can see some camel
>Is collaborating with Windham Rotunda for an event
>Came to Canada through a portal so she could sightseeing
>Last night's Karaoke stream was actually Mori welcoming Milky to HoloEN. That was the reason they were able to sing a Holo original in archived
>Accidentally went to Calgary instead of Dallas
>Has taken a 3 month break to replace J-chad after playing Idol manager
>Is secretly one of EN2
>Cancelled council's debut so she could watch it
>Is the mastermind behind the recent shadowbanned in youtube chats

>>8299655
Japan is still closed. Nips will never open their borders again.

>>8301821
>Wrote, composed, and made MVs for Baelz' debut EP

>>8301821
>returned home to personally give planks to her aging friend Bench-kun
>travelled to the US to make it to her interview to become a regional manager at Applebee's
>currently helping to blast a tunnel in Afghanistan in order to connect Allah to the underworld

>>8302091
>the lyric writing gig was for Baelz
>it completely flops biggest criticism is the lyrics not fitting the song or singer at all

>>8302320
i want an overly emotional art of Mori reuniting with Bench-kun and going "hey buddy..."

>>8302320
>writes lyrics for Baelz
>not credited in premiere frame
>everyone loves the song on premier
>when Mori pops in credits at the end, people start nitpicking issues with the song

>>8302439
You know it'll happen

>>8302495
I feel like that’s happened before...

>>8302572
Getcha getcha getcha...

>>8302572
dawn blue

>>8302648
>>8302664
Watching antis get bamboozled is one of our pastimes. Dawn Blue in particular was a treat to watch in real time. /jp/ hlg went from praising the whole MV to pretending it's bad.

>>8302572
people cringing at Cloudy Sheep rap bits when they were already written for the April version (outside of the extra rap verse Mori added)

>>8302774
Between this and the BBQ I've got to wonder how long her antis can last, deadbeats are better at criticizing her and if the global thread is anything to see people are getting sick of hating her on the because it's a fun bandwagon

Snek anniversary streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qghKUMXjNus&ab_channel=RirisyaMusic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVe0-AfAnP0&ab_channel=RirisyaMusic
look how happy she is!

>>8302987
Wasn't Dawn Blue months ago?
>BBQ
I will never stop criticising her inability to read japanese instructions.
Or her inability to cook

>>8302774
>>8302987
The first thought is that Cover finally hired an EN Vsinger to explain the slight accent.

>>8303059
I'd still eat those spicy sausages

SUSAN CEASE THIS LUDICROUS SCHEME OF YOURS AND RELEASE MORI'S CUTE KOUHAIS FROM YOUTUBE HELL AT ONCE

>>8303059
Implying that wasn't in-character.

>>8302774
Kek, Welcome to the Mountaintop

>>8302987
>BBQ
Her handgame was disappointingly weak compared to the chocolate making stream.

>>8303010
cute snek

>>8303192
Are you implying that they're all shadowbanned?

Cover should be on the phone with either Microsoft or LMG to revive either Floatplane or Mixer

>>8303059
I don't give a fuck what she cooks for me. I will eat it.

>>8303210
That's a good point, she said she wasn't that bad with spicy food a while ago, just didn't prefer it

>>8303241
>gives deadbeats the bird
>apologizes with a heart
>Her handgame was disappointingly worse
What did anon mean by this

>>8303164
good delivery

>>8303369
https://youtu.be/9EM7IHwzSTw?t=175
Compare and contrast

>>8303241
>being this much of a fag
>not a based dojikko appreciator as she fumbles all over with the tongs
fuck outta here, contrarianism addict

>>8303429
>"KFBeat"
Fuck off.

>>8303429
>Virgin top-down camera vs Ski mask Chad
Your point?

>>8303429
>links a video where Kiara doesn't do a single interesting thing with her hands
what did he mean by this?

>>8303540
Nothing wrong with Kiara's (it's what inspired Mori's after all) but this person implying it was inherently better is wrong. Kiara's was safe and trendsetting (for EN), Mori's took it a step further

Why didn't you guys goad her into a PC building stream next week!?

>>8303729
Mori has seen through our plans and created an "Anti-grooming barrier"

>>8303729
We can ask during the pool party, dummy.

I want art of her eye's watering and a blush red face after biting into her spicy weiner

>>8303059
When the fuck is that full version of Dawn Blue coming out?

>>8303869
>You will never savor the flavor of Mori's Texan big boy spicy wiener
Why the fuck even live...

>>8303729
> implying she will even want to do it when Amelia, EN tech support went with a prebuilt.

>>>8303729
>Wanting to see Mori struggle putting in a 5950X into the socket
>Wanting to See Mori slot in DIMMs in the wrong position, not enabling Dual-channel
>Accidentally installs windows into the HDD

Already Kino.

>>8303882
Cover might be saving it for another Alternative MV

>>8303966
>another Alternative MV
Everything relating to Alt has been a disaster. I seriously think they're dropped it internally.

>>8303010
I wish Riri would get her own 3D someday

who is her favorite rapper?

>>8303954
>The amount of shitty "PC experts" in chat
Yeah, no, that's a fucking horrible idea

>>8303995
eminem

>>8303995
Tophamhat- Kyo/Ao

>>8303995
me

>>8304017
>Implying there weren't any "BBQ Experts" in the last public stream.

>>8303954
Don't forget
>rests her components on their anti-static bag
>forgets to apply thermal paste
>doesn't mount heatsink
>reverses fan directions, fucking up air flow

>>8303982
MV was a success, song was well-received, Mio/Fubuki/Ayame manga prologue by Goblin Slayer author was done well. The only "disaster" was one of the other authors sperging out on Twitter and quitting. All the animators are still in from what I've heard

HoloEN anime by Trigger when?

>>8303933
You can't get a 3090 without prebuilt

>>8304269
I don't know when she bought hers but I have a 3090.

>>8304269
>Mori actually does a 2-PC setup
>Intel +Nvidia PC for Music production
>Full AMD PC for Gaming.

I miss Mori...

whataborgar

>>8305688
pool party tomorrow.

Watch something. Summerslam perhaps?

>>8305688
Keep missing her. Keep looking at her pictures. Keep writing your romantic fanfics. That way, once her stream comes, you will too.

>>8305688
I just want her to see her cute kouhai debut.....

>>8305828
It's on the 23rd anon

>>8304036
AO why didn't you fuck our boy? You could have been happy and famous forever you fuckwit.

>>8306998
Why makes you think he didn't do so already?

>>8306998
>>8307054
fembeats, if you wanna talk your insane IRL shipping shit, lolcow is to the left

Sana is a persona non-grata to me until she rescinds the dad jokes.

BUY CLOCKCOIN™

>>8307262
>Kronii used the Charlie meme
You sure about that?

>>8307330
That's just one of the most common Mori memes.

>>8307330
If you don't like her, so be it. More paizuri for me.

>>8306998
same reason mori wont fuck a deadbeat

>>8307421
I mean I don't really care, but if we're already being petty and judging...

>>8307495
not with that attitude

>>8307495
Mori only fucks livebeats

>>8307591
>livebeats
There's a term for that.

>>8307495
If it's really the same, she'll end up deeply regretting the decision not to in 3-4 years.

>>8307647
what did anon mean by this

>>8307713
This is Ame warning us that Mori might never be a mother unless we don't take appropriate action.

>>8307713
That Mori has a boy she liked growing up but was too cowardly to confess.

>gratitude journal

just call it a diary, moririn

>>8307930
diarys are for wimpy kids and shes a cool badass reaper anon

>>8307930
No, it's cuter that way. Just like how she calls feeling shitty after a nap, nap crabs.

Been spending the rest of my Mori-less saturday relaxing instead of here, what have you deadbeats been upto?

>>8307930
>Mori writes down names of deadbeats in her gratitude journal so she never forgets them
This isn't some schizopost or anything, I just genuinely don't see any other way she justifies calling it that. I mean how else would you use it?

>>8308050
"What...? No one else calls it that?"

>>8308002
You think she read Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

>>8308201
Sleeping, since I couldn't sleep before the member stream and drank some coffee in anticipation for Council

>>8308050
I still refuse to believe people havent heard the term crabby after waking up from a nap and being a little grumpy.
>>8308201
Beat Axiom Verge 2, fun little game but a bit too cryptic on where to go sometimes. Super Metroid still does 2D exploration better lol.

>>8308309
she probably read a couple of them when she was a kid but not more then that

>>8308374
I have heard of being crabby, I have never heard of having "nap krabs"

>>8308374
Crabby? Yes
Nap crabs? No, I have never heard that and I have no idea where she heard that.

Diary of a Wimpy Reaper

>John Cena just lost CLEAN.

FUCK. No mori to cope with.

>>8308374
Hey, I just finished that 2 days after release. Was easier than the first but I only had to look up where to go in one section. I still really enjoyed it though.

>>8308201
schizoposting about her cute kouhai

I want Mori to see her cute kouhai... Yagoo... Susan... onegai.......

>>8308713
You can look at their PNGs for now

>>8308713
You have to stay strong deadbeat. Even after they debut they won't be allowed to talk on stream by the Wall of Management for a month

>>8308797
Well, Management should adjust this shit and give them an even shorter collab ban.

>>8308374
Describing yourself feeling crabby or grumpy after a nap is widely used, but she specifically called the feeling "having nap crabs" and was surprised when no one in the chat had ever heard that before.

>>8307647
ao-san?

>>8308953
If there was anyone in the world I would allow to fuck Mori, it's ao

>>8309082
>If there was anyone in the world I would allow to fuck Mori, it's me
Fixed, I don't know how I fucked that up, phew.

>>8309082
>allow
kek

>>8282470
https://twitter.com/meidofukufreak/status/1429282403923628032?s=20

>>8309297
I'm gonna ghost

>>8309297
indirectly kissing Mori....

I want Kiara to rape me while Mori is strapped to a chair high on drugs.