/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

omg this is so Gemini

>>8248581
>Holoscopes
>All of them just tell us to watch the debuts
Pretty based.

>>8248581
She just keeps getting worse and worse

>>8248581
Astrology* goddamn a typo

>>8248581
>A member of the Council and the Speaker of "Space," the very first concept created by the Gods.
>After being materialized in the mortal realm, she began researching astrology in earnest for one particular reason.

We'll probably get official MBTI streams

Instead of astrology signs why not read fortunes based on yugioh draws?

>>8248581
Very cool Sana, I'm waiting for that essential oil sponsorship next

>>8248659
you mean better and better

>>8248581
Astrology is dangerous stuff. If you're not careful you'll be possessed by demons, it's demonic magic. Do not dabble in magic or esotericism. Pray to Jesus Christ for deliverance from evil.

>>8248741
Sorry, my only god is big brown boobs.

>>8248741
This

>>8248581
>breaths heavily

She's probably into astrology as much as gura was into shark facts

>>8248741
Gura is the only acceptable vtuber for Christians

>>8248846
Because she's the official chuuba for pedophiles?

>>8248581
Dude based, we need tarot card readings

>>8248972
Fuck Mio's tarot card readings were kino, I'd love to have that in EN.

>>8248581
KimiShira cover when

>>8248581
Based, i love astronomy

>>8248815
so much this.
The chicken must be thirsting for some relevancy
>inb4 they zoom past her in months

>>8249198
Oh no, she'll end up being just another 1M+ subs channel...

This shilling is sad

I'm going to love her just so I can see you guys seethe even more. It's gonna be beautiful...

>>8248741
Oh fuck off, both of you cucks have resigned your fates to what your higher ups tell you.

>>8248663
you should watch sana, you 2 make a good couple

>>8249419
According to the latest poal she's actually second most popular here (which surprised me), so sadly we won't make that many anons seethe.

>>8248741

Ruski Orthodox vtuber when?

>>8248581
PLEASE HAVE A SEXY VOICE!!!!

>>8248741
Cuck

>>8248581
Omg she's such a scorpio

>>8248581
Oh god shes retarded.
ASSTROLOGY IS NOT SCIENCE
BIOLOGY IS NOT SCIENCE

>>8249935
Sana's asstrology UUUUUUUUOOOOOOHH

>>8249541
what poal? i need to vote for sana

I hope she understands the difference between astrology and astronomy. Fuck the astrology nonsense.

>>8250037
http://poal.me/ed1b3h

>>8249935
>biology is not science
Care to extrapolate trannychama?

>>8249935
>yfw you will never get a doctorate is Sana's asstrology
>yfw no face

>>8249198
OH NO, she'll keep being a 1m sub channel and cry herself to sleep on her thousands of dollars.
Poor chicken...

>>8248581
I hope she is just larping, chicks that are into that shit are worse than horse girls.

>>8248741
and rock music is satanic

>>8250304
Hey, I don't like astrologirls either, but there's nothing worse than fucking horse girls.
Astrologirls don't lust after cocks three times your girth.

>>8248881
because christians like wholesome and cute because it lets them forget about how much they hate themselves

>>8250180
The word you're looking for is "elaborate", illiteratechama

>>8250464
And the site you're looking for is reddit newfagtrannychama

>>8250180
>t. mad monkey sniffer

>>8248581
But Astrologians are based since they increase my DPS

>>8250581
>seething man in a dress
Why not just clarify?

>>8250180
>>8250540
>>8250706
>Sanapologists are /qa/tards
Wew, blew my mind.

>>8248581
>come get it yo
>black
so they were right

>>8248581
you had me hyped with astronomy but it was actually basic white bitch religion bullshit

>>8251110
In the internet everyone speaks like blacks. Did you know the famous 4chan slang based came from a negro rapper?

>>8248581
The only difference between Astrology and Astronomy is how the observer interprets, conveys and applies cosmic events.
I see no reason not to be able to talk about astronomical subjects to an astrologist, unless if their astrology starts and ends at muh zodiac signs, horoscopes, and birth charts.
Which admittedly seems to be the case with Sana so far, so I do share the disappointment on the reverse side.

The problem with you fags is that you watch women, expect them to act feminine, and get mad when they exhibit feminine traits.

>>8248581
Anime makes astrology jokes all time and has entire shows and characters based on the zodiac concept. Idk what is the issue here?

>>8251841
She pointed out interesting observations to do on Jupiter and the Moon, so I think she's playing both sides of the equation.

>>8250453
Also because she sings Sabaton songs

>>8251908
JP holos mentioned fucking blood type personality stuff and Mio is famous for her tarot readings. Imagine if an EN holo did tarot readings?

>>8248881
Yes.

Christians and cunny go together like bread and butter

>>8253200
I thought Christians only liked shota dick.

>>8248581
Her theme is space. What are you retards crying about exactly?

>>8254338
We could have had an astronomy waifu but instead we got an astrology waifu.

https://youtu.be/97CZUsP-9gE?t=6
I miss when Hololive was into Astrology

I want to breed this toasted big tiddies so hard but astrology makes my dick deflate. Astrology is even more stupid than Japanese bloodtype fortune telling.

She fucking got me bros, I'm a virgo and I have their debuts scheduled and alarmed. FUUUUUUCK

>>8254671
I am a libra and have no idea what does she even mean by this.

>>8254712
It means that you're a quirky little bitch who likes to deliberately misspell shit cause it's kawaii

>>8251832
Not him, but I didn’t. Where’s it from? That’s much more interesting than the rest of the thread, anyway.

>>8248581
She's black and a witch

>>8248741
>pray to Jewish god
Jesus not real. Also this probably isn’t the place to be preaching to people.

>>8254800
Thanks anon for your explanation, but I am not. Astrology is wrong again. What a suprise.

>>8254812
lurk at least 20 more years

>>8248846
Gura and belle delphine are pretty similar

>>8248741
Wow, women are possessed by demons? I thought they were just being women.

>>8254812
I'm unreasonably angry that someone on this website doesn't know who Lil B the Based god is. what the fuck

>>8254966
Hoep and pease, anon. Hoep and pease.

>>8248581
Dropped.

Kidding, but I don't like astrology so I just hope it isn't a big part of her content

>>8255915
She already has the worst numbers of her gen. And now she does this shit.

>>8248581
Why are women like this?

>>8252340
>Mio is famous for her tarot readings
Mio's tarot reading is just an excuse to give public criticism to other Holos

>>8248581
I hate how dumb whores are so into this shit
But dumb women are hot

>>8248581
I'm starting to like her more and more.

She seems to be making light of astrology here though. Are you all too dumb for sana?

>>8256520
Stop exposing the secret of a good chuuba, now everybody will flock to her.

>>8248581
>No Ophiuchus

nonono snakebros not like this

>>8256638
Clearly.

Astrology and tarot are fun and I've met lots of girls that are into it; just sayin'

>>8256638
Yes please. Her being based would make my dick hard again for her tanned boobas.

>>8256696
Women love vaguely spiritual shit that you don't need to think too hard about. It's because they're guided more by emotion and feeling than intellect. Men go to Neoplatonism and it's rigorous rational ontological hierarchy of reality for their spiritual needs.

>>8248581
Sana will be the first to debut of EN2, which could be a good thing or bad thing depending on the reception, she seems like the most controversial one in this board for now, it could give a sour taste for the reception of the next girls instead of, you know, people treating each debut on a vacuum like they should.

Trying hard, and not in the good way

>>8253200
you mean like jesus and blood?

>>8257032
like jesus and the cross

>>8256696
Yeah they are, as long as you bear in mind it's that it is for fun. That's what she's doing here!

>adorable dorks
Isn't this specifically how we talk about them?

>>8248581
how is this any different to what that witch, Mio, does?

>>8256819
If the rrat is true she does have a few things to fall back on

>>8256819
She'll need something like Moris RIP song to build up the hype. I remember Mori was looking like a huge disappointment until she busted that out and suddenly people realized EN wasn't going to be regular twitch thots but actual entertainers

Then she turned out to be an e-celeb chasing twitch thot anyway but that's another story

>>8256696
They're a cope for women who want a sense of identity/community without having to do any actual work.

Fuckin hard dropped if she keeps doing this shit

Astronomy potential LOST

>>8259595
Are Scorpios really like this?

Reminder that you can be as loud as you want while making love to Sana.

>>8248581
>there are newfags who never saw hololive horoscope
It's just sad...

>>8248741
based

>>8254395
Did you miss her tweets about Jupiter?

>>8256771
I'm a man who does both because I like both fun and rigor

>>8252244
https://youtube.com/watch?v=llLeYJEc72M
And?

>>8248675
Underrated

>>8250271
Retard. You don't understand how status works. Status is measured relatively to your peers. Her peers are all more succesful, so that means she is at the bottom. This is also why being rich does not make happy. There is no absolute standard that makes happy.
She can be rich but she will forever be the lowest. Now kill yourself.

>>8250540
Retard, the other anon is right. "Extrapolate" means taking a concept and extending it onto a new situation or domain. It has nothing to do with being a newfag, you're just a fucking retarded mongoloid trying to save face.

>>8256771
Based philosophy chad

>>8256771
>Neoplatonism
fucking ultimate KEK