/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

yooo that's a chicken

>>8112518
Mamatori! I can't wait to meet her. I wonder how much she'll tease her daughter
How much you wanna bet Ollie will ask for her blessing with Kiara when she pops in

>>8112642
Mamatori is gonna assume Ollie is the coworker her daughter has that "ship" thingamajig with and play along.

>>8112750
Pretty sure Kiara confirmed that Mamatori watches the other girl's streams as well every now and then.
And they have already talked about Mori extensively.

>>8112518
>Mamatori
imagine if she her voice as hot as Pekomama's

>>8112838
She said Mamatori has checked out the others but like... Do you have any children? Or at least small siblings? This is probably comparable to checking out a show with them, don't expect her to remember details, or to properly identify things.
When did she said they had talked about Mori though? Though even then it'd honestly be entirely likely for her to still get the names mixed up. Especially if Ollie comes out the gate swinging, since that's not normal behavior and you wouldn't associate it with anyone else, it also doesn't help that Ollie is apparently a surprise guest.

>>8112518
>>8112915
Holy shit, this is great.

Where can I get more?

>>8112518

>>8112976
Check the horny thread or scroll through the images on
https://twitter.com/wataamage

>>8112897
mamatori won't be in voicechat

KFP, mind explaining?

>>8113432
All me

>>8113432
There are way too few Kiara lewds anyway.

...

>>8113432
It's just a couple of big men with their meat, slapping it down right in front of her face.

>>8113458
the original DDLG chad

>>8113458
You think Kiara is eventually going to meet Mamaloni in person one day? I wonder how that would go down.

>>8113432
holy FUCK

>>8113770
loni will not resist her urges and confess to Kiara, to which Kiara will shut her down, causing her to fall into a lengthy menhera episode. As a result, she will finally release hardcore art of her fingerblasting Kiara and sucking on her tits.

>>8113770
Meeting her will probably kill off any chance that Mamaloni will make Kiara lewds someday.
is it kill "off" or "of"?

>>8114266
off

>>8113475

>>8113217
wasn't she going to record a short video later.

>>8113217
>mamatori won't be in voicechat
What's the point of billing this as Minecraft with mamatori then?

I just had a dream where I was at a con, and Kiara noticed I was a fan, so she came up to me and gave me a big, warm hug.
It was so nice...

>>8114959
We'll probably get a longer collab since she wouldn't have to worry about her mom yabbing

Has Kiara said what language the collab will be in?
I imagine she normally speaks German with her mum, but only a small percentage of her audience would understand that.

General Mamatori will lead out troops to victory.

>>8115065
Her mom will only use MC chat (and maybe some other tool we won't see/hear) because the chance for a yab in a prolonged voice collab is too high.
She will most likely chat in English, most of Europe is fluent anyways.

>>8115065
Mamatori won't speak, so I guess just English. Mamatori can understand English and most of Kiara's audience doesn't understand German, so why would it be German?

>>8114959
>What's the point
are you really interested in Kiara?

>>8114959
Mamatori herself probably doesn't feel comfortable speaking to an audience, maybe in the future she'll be up for it

Wait, so SC reading will be first, THEN the Mamatori collab?

>>8115140
>so why would it be German?
I thought it'd be like a holotalk
Kiara speaks German to mamatori, then translates back to English for audience

>>8115286
>Mamatori herself probably doesn't feel comfortable speaking to an audience
did Kiara ever say that?

>>8115286
That's a distinct possibility, but given how she's been the one eager to do this MC collab and described by Kiara as even more commanding plus talkative, shyness might not be the issue here.
>>8115348
Yes, probably a good way to catch up on SCs and events like EN2 without cutting the Mamatori collab short.

>>8115348
They're 5 hours apart but she REALLY wants to read those megacon SCs

>>8115348
She has to catch up on old SCs.
Mamatori collab also starts at 8pm for Kiara so she probably doesn't want to have a 9 hour stream if it starts that late.

>all this awful and/or simplistic Mamatori fan art from KFP """artists"""
Yuna... Mamaloni... please, one of you save us...

>>8115941
She asked too late - everyone is busy with ID2 outfits or EN2.

>>8115941
>>8116255
Yeah, Kiara probably assumed that someone would just draw it unprompted and then she could just ask whomever, but people were drawing other things so she has to ask herself

Is she ordering three glasses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDB_yCvuTlE

>>8116856
I always wondered
Is this actually true, or was it just an asspull by Tarantino?

>>8117594
Seems like it was true
https://www.businessinsider.com/order-a-beer-like-a-german-2014-3
https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-as-depicted-in-the-film-Inglourious-Basterds-that-Germans-would-signify-the-count-of-three-using-their-thumb-and-two-other-adjacent-fingers-while-Anglo-Saxons-Americans-and-Asians-I-presume-use-the-three-middle-fingers

Which one of you wanted a dakimakura? Somebody's making one.
https://twitter.com/XiaoKen21?s=09

>>8117678
>cat ears
eeh, I prefer the Mamaloni HC one

>>8117720

>>8117763
Now that's better

>>8117594
It's true
Counting like this would certainly be unusual, you would probably get ridiculed, maybe a curious look.
The only way I could see people counting like that is maybe someone eccentric and awkward like a stereotypical old professor, certanly not a member of the ss

>>8117815
the cat ears come off when the fun begins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyJFOYkMMog
So who's excited for Kiara's collab with Cover Employee #42?

Which one of you is running around next to Kiara?

>>8118427
I wish my legs were that thin

>>8118427
Me desu

>>8118552
What's happening in this image exactly?

>>8118575
World Milk Day supposedly https://twitter.com/atelier_astraea/status/1401417637570048000/

>the usual greeting in the beginning
Music to my ears

>>8118552
>>8118856
What does chicken milk taste like?

Mamatori already in the EN server and doing prep for the stream.

>>8119944
Good! Sounds like she wants gold and some other shit - no need to get that on stream.

>>8119897
Kiara's chicken milk is obviously going to be warm, with a strong sweetness to it.

>Kiara knew about Mumei when she did Am Owl but it was a coincidence.
This bird...
>>8119999
Nice digits. Also yeah, it's better that Mamatori does the boring stuff in advance

>I'm on good terms with Kronii already
THAT'S 3

I BELIEVE IN TAKAKRONII SUPREMACY

>>8118317
>Cover Employee #42
U wot

>She's a rrat
Why the fuck did I laugh at this

>>8120368
If you're gonna talk about EN2, you can't not puck Rrattori

>>8120373
He's trying a bit too hard and already got laughed out of global

>>8120373
You see - since we do not hear Mamatori's voice it is clearly just a payed actor and not her actual mom.
It'sa rrat some people try to sell since it was announced.

Oy lads, me woif and me mother-in-law will be playin Moincraft on YewChube today. Cam on, be sure to join in on the fun

>>8120502
Stop making my oshi horny, rrat!

So Baelz is KFP right?

> ONE HOUR AND A HALF of pokeshit garbage watchalong nobody cares about instead up kino SC reads
What is her major malfunction??

>>8113217
Then why should I watch it?

>>8118552

>>8120729
Isn't it half an hour long? Also we already had 20 kino tangents, calm down.

>>8120613
She's orcschizo since she knows how to immediately get on Kiara's good side

>>8120502
Aye, how dare ya caul 'er yer woif when she's me woif! That's me chook ya fokin bloke.

>>8120446
>>8120494
Nice.

>>8120804
Impossible. No one as vile and retarded as orcschizo will ever join Hololive.

Who would have thought it would take fucking up her back to make her stop eating her mic

>More likes than counted viewers
Susan pls...

>>8120502
you sound like an orc

>We can give it a try
That's all I ask, Kiara

>not into scifi
Damnit woman, expand your horizons, try new things.

She's so fucking dumb I'm actually annoyed

>>8122498
Is there ever a time when you're not annoyed? If you're so annoyed so often, why do you watch her? Do you just enjoy seething and shitting your pants on 4chan?

She's so fucking cute I'm actually falling in love

>>8122557
I watch her because she's entertaining
But she REALLY needs to try out new things already, it's been 11 months and her gaming choices have been the same ever since

>>8122557
>If you're so annoyed so often, why do you watch her?
Not him, but I wish I knew

so she's considering the tomb raider reboot and horizon zero dawn. I think she'd like those. let's hope they have or get permissions

>>8122474
it always cracks me up how Kiara's interests and mine do not line up even in the slightest, but I still love her.

She wants to play Death's Stranding.
Of fucking course she would want to play Death's Stranding.

That's it, I'm no longer even gonna try recommending anything, what the fuck is the point? We're gonna get playthroughs of the same fucking JRPGs over and over and over and over again

i didn't understand what i was supposed to do in death stranding and gave up. not sure it's a good choice for her.

>>8122614
Papers, Please! is really different from her usual stuff and that was very recent.

Every day I wonder how a woman as based as her mom could give birth to such a shittaste chicken

>>8122738
She already played it

>>8122741
everything was going fine and then Kiara found idols and Mamatori had no power anymore

>>8122656
>>8122670
>>8122732
>>8122741
I can't tell whats going on from thread reading, is she playing new games or not??

I can't believe she isn't leaping at the chance to bond with Gura over horror games what the hell chicken

>>8122813
Depends if she either gets permission or not

>>8122738
That's only because it's a FOTM that every single holo played so she wanted then numbers.
Otherwise she's never gonna play anything truly different out of her own initiative. She's not a trendsetter like Ame and she clearly hates taking risks. How she turned into this from someone who travelled to Japan at a young age to achieve her dreams, I'll never know

>>8122813
she asked for recommendations. she took a note and will ask if they've got permissions for tomb raider, horizon zero dawn and death stranding.

>>8122732
If you don't expect her to fall back on comfort games, I don't know what to tell you. She plays JRPG's so much because she's familiar with them and they're easy to do while managing chat. We've had plenty of games that aren't JRPG's as well, but she obviously prefers games that require a little less attention so she can give us the tangents and dopey comments we all love. Zelda's been good so far.

>>8122844
>>8122863
>permissions
No hope.
Just play that fucking horror game Gura wanted you to play

>>8122813
She looked at a bunch of games recommended by chat, didn't immediatly say she would play any of them and then said she is interested in Death Stranding because Pegora played it.
She didn't say she'll play it but anons are going crazy anyways.

But she did say she might try a shooter for one stream and play a horror game on Halloween.

>>8122849
Ya dumb faggot, she played Papers please because she saw the gameplay and though it looked fun. Stop bringing numbers into everything.

>>8122849
I think she got scared after being trapped in Japan and the only opportunity she had has been lost due to Covid

>>8122670
What's wrong with death stranding?

>>8122906
>Death Stranding
>a 60+ hour walking simulator
>a game everyone's already played to death
Kiara you dumb fuck

>>8122898
>Outlast
Please no
Her last horror game (which wasn't even a very good one) was her screaming at everything to a point where it wasn't funny anymore and just painful to watch. If she does play a horror game it should be a easy one, not fucking Outlast.

>>8122971
Pray that the persmission got denied

>>8122906
I mean she also essentially said no to sci-fi games as a whole. I get that that's her preference but ngl constant fantasy/medieval does get a bit stale when that's almost all she plays.

>>8123015
We just had Yakuza - not sci-fi but also not fantasy.

>>8122849
She has iniative, it's not because she is scared but because she is stuck-up and arrogant and doesn't think she should have to accomodate viewer demands as a streamer. Now this attitude would actually be based if she wasn't also a nunberfag who constantly wines about being last and pretending she has no control over it. She's also a contrarian so the louder the demans the harder she doubles down on the no.

>>8123046
What about military shooters (e.g. Call of Duty) then? Those are also contemporary, neither sci-fi nor fantasy

Ngl I'm not going to watch FPS shit if she's terrible at them. Would just be frustrating as fuck like her Mario streams. Better to have her stick to games where I'm not shouting at the screen at how she can't do basic stuff

>>8122949
Very slow paced and a really convoluted story. Kiara probably won't understand most of it and get bored of the walking real quick. I'll still tune in here and there if she does play Yakuza was too daunting for me to watch but I honestly don't see her sticking it out. Plus, it's got its spoopy moments too.

>>8123081
But do they have cute girls?

Why hasn't she invested in a full body setup yet? She could actually start playing idol again that way, as well as opening up a lot of other possibilities. Being the only EN with a full body setup would also let her set her own trends.

>>8123090
Shooters are the most idiot-proof genre ever, I doubt she's going to be that bad at them
It's not like expecting her to play RTS or grand strategy

>>8123046
My bad, wasn't precise enough with my wording. I meant to include jrpgs as well. Nothing wrong with them and they're enjoyable to a point. But the soap-like plot/character storylines also get pretty stale.

>>8123090
That's exactly why she only want to play solo ones. If she gets a few Game over it won't be the end of the world.

>>8122983
>Her last horror game (which wasn't even a very good one) was her screaming at everything to a point where it wasn't funny anymore and just painful to watch.
She said she wasn't really scared and was mostly faking it. Because Kiara is a low IQ moron she of course thought faking screams and completely overdoing it was a BRILLIANT idea

However maybe a horror game that's actually well-made really will scare her which would be funny to see.

>>8123123
Have you seen most women play FPSs? Her best bet is to just play a single player campaign on the easiest setting. Hopefully she would have enough fun, that she'd invest the time to get better.

>I'm not sure how many more original songs I'm going to make
Kiara...

>>8123214
>instantly talks about other kinds of songs she wants to make

>>8123090
Chill dude. The Mario streams were pure sufferkino.
Did you also get mad when she didn't get 'the right ending' in Nier?
The only thing I dislike about Kiara's choice in games is that she won't really play older shit. I'd love to see hwr play through some classic JRPG's from the pre-64 era. Most would give her lots of breathing room to think about things or talk to the chat.

>>8123123
I think you're underestimating Kiara's ability to find the dumbest shit to fuck up on. If she can't beat games literally made for children I find it hard to believe she'd make it through an FPS. You can grudgepost me if you want but even her Minecraft bow skill isn't going to help her

>>8123205
>easiest setting
That's fine, I just want to see her play it. I don't want her to play FPS to show off her l33t h4x0r 5k1ll2, I want to see her actually use her guns and get into the shooter role

>>8123231
Basically don't expect Kiara to hold a position indefinitely. She speaks in hyperboles but in reality reconsiders it, often off stream.

>>8123248
I've loved all her JRPG stuff and Nier was kino even with the dumbass backseating. JRPGs like that can be breezed over really easily and the skillset doesn't necessarily translate over to FPS games.
>The Mario streams were pure sufferkino.
I still watched them but I can't say they're my favourite streams. Just not my cup of tea (especially that disappearing sandblock puzzle holy shit). I can only take so much of that kind of stuff since she keeps moaning about it while panicking and not relaxing during high pressure segmants. Feels like watching a toddler bang their head against a waist-high wall

>>8123340
That's very true; people say she is stubborn but she really does overstate her stances all the time, saying that she'll never do something and then going back on it and stuff like that. Might be an ESL thing, maybe she doesn't understand the extent of her exaggeration.

>>8123288
I just got done playing Cruelty Squad and am laughing at the idea of how she would react something so visually jarring.

>>8123481
I love that Kiara gets so panicky and just fucks shit up. It's what leads to great moments in games like Minecraft or Papers Please. I guess I can understand the point that watching it for an hour and a half when she's on the same puzzle is rough, but she's gotten a little better at games and accepts more help from the chat when she really doesn't know how to do something.

>HE

Yup, had the exact same shit happen to me. Technology is a fucking joke

Who actually shuts their PC all the way down? That's such a boomer thing to do.

kiara has a boyfriend.... bros........ she says he knows how to push her buttons and turn her on.....

https://files.catbox.moe/qhpz8q.gif

>>8123676
Err... you're not supposed to do that?

>>8123015
She should play Amid evil the, fantasy and fps. Or Heretic if she wants to try classic doom style fps.

>>8123676
Not doing a full power cycle is bad for your PCs health

>>8123690
She mentioned him coming over to help both move and set up her PC way back when she moved back home. People just forgot about it.
Even as a gosling, I'm not worried. She obviously keeps him around to do this kind of shit for her when she needs it. A real life simp for sure.

>turn on kiara
>apologizing
did she just n-word again?

>>8123839
called herself retarded

>>8123839
She said she felt retarded
She's worried her lgbtqiapbbq+ fans on twitter may cancel her

>>8123778
With a modern PC the affect is marginal, at best. I oversee hundreds of PCs that mostly only get restarted once or twice a week to pull updates, and they're fine.

>>8123893
Nothing came of nigga, so why does she think her slip here is gonna be a career ender? Man, having a public-facing personality must be a real fucking nightmare sometimes.

>>8123765
Eh. I don't think she'd enjoy those kind of games. I don't think most of us want pure fps from her anyways. Maybe just a third person semi-shooter rpg like the ones she noted down i.e. hzd and tomb raider. Mass effect would've been great but she seemed to completely write off sci-fi as a genre so that's a no. At least with hzd and tomb raider it's not another jrpg, so the plot style and character types don't get stale alternating from jrpg and western ones.

>>8123893
Except none of them will care and only eggs will pretend to be offended.

>>8123945
Yeah it sucks

GODDAMN IT

am stoopid

>Jenma sabotaged Kiara's computer so she could come in and fix it later to look good

>>8124057
am retarded

Does Austria not have MSPs/contract IT firms? She makes enough money that she could afford to have IT staff on retainer. When I worked for an MSP, we had a bunch of clients who just ran small businesses from their home that we would assist with simple shit. If your entirely livelihood relies on your tech working, you should have professionals available to assist when necessary.

>>8124211
Of course, these firms exist, but the tech support guy being alone with her and knowing her address would be too risky.

Y'all got me thinking about Chimken milk

>>8124387
They're professionals, who probably wouldn't have a clue about who she was. A big part of being an employee of such a firm is being discrete, and protecting the privacy of your client. I worked with a bunch of lawyers and doctors that had highly sensitive patient/client info, and I took protecting that info seriously. If I violated the privacy of one of my clients, I'd not only be fired, but face criminal prosecution as well.

>>8123978
She'd probably like dishonored, variety in gameplay and a worldbuilding she can get into. Metro, Clive Barker's Undying, Max Payne for more story driven shooters. Ah fuck it, give her Ultrakill and tell her it's easy and simple and not hard at all.

>>8124211
Of course they do, but Kiara is a low IQ moron so good luck on her doing anything smart

>>8124549
On top of this, she wouldn't say "HI MY NAME'S TAKANASHI KIARA" when she opens the door and there's plenty of people who have streaming setups who are nobodys. Fuck, tech people who come to fix podcast and streaming setups probably want to blow their brains out every time someone has that because they probably get bombarded with 'yo check out my stream/podcast'.

>>8124549
For real, I used to work for the research wing of a biotech company so there were all kinds of opportunities for me to do stuff but, surprisingly, the twin threats of losing my pay and facing (severe) criminal charges were a great deterrent in addition to the fact that it was none of my business anyway.

Besides, it's funny there's no similar reservations about people like the HVAC guy Calli had over. There's a reason IT support calls jokingly call themselves 'computer janitors,' after all.

>>8123893
>>8123945
What? Is "retarded" considered a forbidden word now? What if I use it with the meaning of "slow"?

>Kiara inclining hard with koreans
>Still somehow least subbed EN

>>8124929
Saying that a train was retarded to means it's late is probably fine.

>>8124982
Everyone did retard, Ame most of all

>>8124982
Technically wrong, there are now 6 members of EN behind her

>>8121580
>He doesn't know

>>8125001
But what's wrong with the work? The fact that is a medical condition? What about imbecile or idiot? What a clown fucking world.

Susan legit hates Kiara, I swear, she gets fucked by Youtube all the time

>>8125288
She was retarded enough to put Susan in the title

>>8125288
She hates Mori and Suisei too

I'm fucking pissed that complete bullshit keeps getting in the way of my chicken streams

>>8125337
>Doesn't touch the chama ASMR masturbation
weird priorities

A 1.5 hour stream yesterday and now a 2.25 hour stream today, this is far below my recommended daily dose of Kiara.

Holy shit haha. That's fucking great. She was even applauding Susan for finally getting her shit together and she got her video removed.

>>8125628
Nah the video is still up, Youtube just decided to kill a bunch of streams at once

>>8123824
What kind of retarded rrat is this? Proof?

>>8125621
Mamatori collab later on.

>>8125706
Saw the VoD up, opened it, loomed at the thread, refreshed her video list and it's gone.

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1428020451675197440
>my mum will write a strongly worded letter to youtube
IN ANGRY GERMAN
NOW THINGS ARE GETTING REAL

INSHALLAH WE SHALL DESTROY THE ZOG YOUTUBE LAND FOR THE GLORY OF KFP MY HABIBIS CHICKENS

>>8125800
Yes, that happens with most VODs when they need to be "processed" whatever YT does during this time.

It's still there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzDP2lPuVJ8

Arise is fun, the wizard girl can combine spells to do crazy stuff

>>8123824
Nani? That's not her boyfriend lol. She just said it's her friend's bf

>>8125901
I wasn't implying, just responding to the
>HE
comment that's usually associated with 'THEY HAVE A BF GET BTFO'D'.

>>8126029
ahh gomen

Who is that anon a few threads ago that wanted shorter Kiara streams?
Put that fucking Monkey's Paw away!

>>8126156
Me
I have an army of voodoo chicken dolls ready to force her to take breaks, cry me a river

So rrat of her having a bf is dead within just a few messages. Record times bros

Is the YT shutdown fixed? I hope everything will be ready by the time for the Mamatori collab

>>8126234
She never implied that she herself has a BF and gets jealous and salty when normies in relationships talk about it to her. Of course she doesn't have one

I'm so nervous. I can't believe I'm finally going to meet my mother-in-law

>>8126156
Hey. Enjoying this shit right now.

>>8126234
What!?

>>8126234
Well the other timeloops usually have some subjectivity to them so it works better to keep repeating those ones instead of the ones that have very clear proof disproving them. I was surprised the Takamori one lasted for more than a few hours since that shit keeps getting disproved week after week

>>8126267
That’s literally what I was saying. I’m referring the messages above that thought she did somehow

KFPbros... You do realize it's very likely that she DOES have a boyfriend? Not necessarily the rrat guy, but it's just a possibility in general, y'all shouldn't he this shocked and panicked when the topic comes up. I get that goslings aren't exactly rational but I hope I don't have to see you end up like the nousagis writing paragraphs about how
>"Pekora can't have had sex before! She has to be a pure virgin, she's a NEET like me!"

>>8121002
>He wasn't around for the Orchschizo redemption arc
shame on you anon

>>8124982
All ENs are getting flooded by gooks now, Anon. Ame's streams get a ton of them.

>>8126581
Why are you so obsessed with wanting her to have one?

>>8126581
Yes, everyone understands that Kiara is a grown up woman and can have a bf, now go back

>>8126581
It's really rather heavily unlikely that she has a boyfriend

>>8126234
She's never had one in her time during hololive but I think she mentioned something about previous relationships before but that's not important, she's not seeing anyone right now and that's what matters

>>8126581
She has the right to have a bf and fuck whoever she wants. She could use everyone's simp money to buy condoms and put it on her BFs erect dick with her mouth before having a wild 5 hrs nonstop fucking session
But she doesn't have anyone like that at the moment

>>8126761
Her wording as a response to a SC months ago gave away that she had a BF time ago.

>>8126581
She feels a lot like a career-oriented cat lady at the moment. She'll def get a BF someday. When she makes the time for one.

>>8126581
Anon if she did have a bf that shit would've been tracked down before she even reached half a million subs. Also
> y'all shouldn't he this shocked and panicked when the topic comes up
Nobody's worried about it since any semblance of this rrat being real has been repeatedly disproven. Kiara's just too much a mess to have a bf right now
>>8126839
I've watched all her streams. Any "evidence" you have is either misinterpreting her words or just trying to stir shit up

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you retards?

While we're somewhat on the topic genuine curiosity how many of you would be upset enough to drop her if she eventually gets a bf. I'm personally not attracted to her and just enjoy her content as is so it makes no difference to me.

>>8126948
NTA I can't remember which specific stream it was, but she said something along the lines of "never had a boyfriend like that before". But again, shit doesn't matter, everyone's had a partner before in their lives, it's normal and what matter is that she's not seeing anyone right now

She does not have a bf, her tech issues and life style would be soo much better if she did.
Most small computer problems fix themselves when in the presence of a male, I can speak form experience there. 3 am lasagne and her leaving the new laptop unpacked for weeks are further evidence.

>>8126899
She doesn't really trust people beyond a superficial level so it's hard to imagine she getting one at some point of her life.

>>8126948
It was someone called "Mr Takahashi" who superchatted and said he was her ex BF and she responded something like "I dont remember having an ex like that". Someone who never had a BF would simply say "but I never had a bf lol"
>>8127006
It would be jealous as fuck but at least she found someone.
I wouldn't drop her but maybe naturally lose interest over time, who knows

>>8126974
There's a reason people consider this the worst EN split.

>>8126948
Every time that I've seen that a bf gets tracked it's because it was a pre-existing relationship and they did a terrible erasing the online proof. It's probably not just something that is guaranteed to happen 100% of the time.

>>8127006
If he's a good man I would be genuinely happy for her.

I can't believe Kiara fucking died

ogey I tried steering this into something salvageable but now it's just shit bordering on roommate discussion. Time for my meds

>>8127192
We're doing a good job so far not mentioning anything roommate related. Give us some credit.

KFP sisters, I really thought Kiara was a real lesbian and I had a real shot with her. I can't believe this..

Bro imagine how this has to feel for them.
You make one little comment like this and suddenly the gachikois are losing their fucking minds. I she didn't get any meltdowns on twitter, either direct or from the people who swear they "don't actually care" but write 5 follow up tweets to their first.

>>8127020
>But again, shit doesn't matter, everyone's had a partner before in their lives
Haha yeah everyone has...

>>8127006
I don't think I would get upset in some grand dramatic way, but it might make me lose interest desu. For me at least some of the appeal is the romantic idealism you get from idols.

>>8127241
I mean nobody, not even she herself said she was a lesbian. She did imply that she was bi though.

>bf talk
What a shit thread

Okay let's see how KFP general is doing just before the long awaited kino mamatori collab
> roommate posting
So so very disappointing yet again

>>8127263
*I hope

This thread seems to constantly be timelooping about something. How is it that fucking hard for you retards to not do that?

>>8127241
dont worry ma'am, shes still bi you have a chance

Wait whats going on? What did I miss? Did Kiara say something stupid during her sc reading? If so then what cause I was doing something important

>>8126581
I fucking wish she had a boyfriend. She desperately needs one.
But the chances she has one right now is near 0.

>>8127288
And don't reply to me saying "Actually it's not roommate posting", the thread went to shit either way

Yeah this place sucks. What in the fuck are you guys doing? Just get a gf and stop doing this "discussion" about your own fantasies.

>>8127241
She can lust over you, doesn't mean she will marry you though.

>>8127241
You've still got a better shot than most dudes

>>8127239
Pretty sure any of the splits that bring up bf topics turns into stuff like this so it's just better to stay away from it
>>8127263
Unlike the people here her actual gachikois aren't that retarded and don't blow trivial shit out of proportion

>>8127332
>Did Kiara say something stupid
No, she said something retarded

>>8127342
>Just get a gf and stop doing this "discussion" about your own fantasies.
My imaginary gf is Kiara I'll have you know.

>>8127332
She just said one of her friend's BFs helped her press a fucking button in her PC, some anon created a rrat that it was Kiara's BF, he got BTFO'd and then people started talking how she did actually have a BF before from a comment she made months ago

>>8126592
Are you for real? The fact that she took her meds doesn't mean she's isn't vile and not retarded anymore. That shit always stays inside the person.

>>8127396
Which there's no proof and also not true at all, where in the fuck this people are doing their reps? lmao

I don’t believe she has a bf and I don't care anyway.

However if it turns out she does my prediction is that he’s British considering how much she talks about wanting to go back to the UK..

>>8127501
Why do all the ENs shit on the british so much anyway?

So changing topics... which HoloEN isn't coming to the Mamatori Meet & Greet and why? And which outsider is coming (like Ollie, apparently)?

Can we go back to posting Mamatori art

>>8127443
Here's a post that references the moment https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/2951613/#2969561 it doesn't give the specific stream but it gives me a timeframe, I'll search the dude who sent the SC in vtdata and I'll get back to you with a timestamp if I find it

>>8127443
Probably some fucking split or discord. Lotta newfags have been coming to /vt/ and haven't seen orcschizos pastebin

>>8127548
needs rainbow feathers desu

>>8127533
Sincerely hope one of en2 are British after Ame turned out to be a bait

>>8127546
Ame because vacation
I have my doubts about Gura or IRyS showing up
I really want Mori to show up

>>8127580
Who cares about some roommate shit that happened years ago? She's single now and that's the only thing people care about

>>8127625
I agree but the guy asked for proof about the moment, it's not concrete yet but it's what I recovered

I gotta say, one of the problems I have with her venting the way she did is that it ruins my mood. Like, the situation is fine, Kiara. Your computer works, your friends don't hate you, you just look a little silly. No need to cry about it. A little restraint is warranted, don't you think? When she acts like that, that's the only time I feel like shutting the video off. If I had been physically in the room with her, it would be a different story, as I tend to be pretty good at calming people down when they're upset like that. But if I can't do anything about it, it just makes me feel awful.

Why do you retards constantly have to talk about this shit? Can't you be talking about the upcoming stream, or talk about past streams, share fanart from twitter, or you know, not talk about shit that borderlines on roommate discussion?

Given all the Futa TakaMori I've seen lately, do you think Kiara with a cock would be hot?

Thoughts on Kiara playing Idol manager?
Polka had a blast and even Mori had fun peer pressure is f wording scary, damn Milky

>>8127721
And what do you think you accomplish by being the 15th faggot to say this other than keep it alive? JUST SPEAK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE GODDAMMIT.

>>8127721
Mods won't ban it so anyone can bring up anything they want. I've tried policing the thread and changing topics before but not everyone cares about the split thread quality so whenever it gets frustratingly shit I just go to /hlgg/

>>8127766
What's the context for this?

>>8127766
Only when fucking another girl. When solo, no.

>>8127067
>people

>>8127580
>A 4chan past is the proof
You can do better

>>8127801
Oh wait nevermind.

>>8127766
Futa on female, sure, but I prefer Kiara without the cock, it’s the closest thing we get to straight Kiara porn these days.

>>8127288
Limp-wristed faggot.

>>8127773
I think Kiara would have a lot of fun with it, even Mori did. Even more so since idolshit is kiara's thing anyway. It's pretty fun to watch and can get pretty chaotic especially early on so her reactions would be great.

So is the rrat actually KFP? Baelz and Kiara talked to eachother the most on twitter, and Baelz seems to be Kiara's favorite EN2 member by far. Not to mention them wanting to join KFP. But Mori also said that that Baelz was her favorite member, and that they had a past, so they could also be a deadbeat. Worst case scenario Baelz is a KFBeat.

>>8127612
50/50 on Mori showing up because it would be 4am her time and she has the doom bbq stream which probably requires a lot of early prep. But she seemed pretty enthusiastic about popping in to meet mamatori so who knows. I wouldn't blame her if she doesn't though.

>>8127766
It seems like me and most other peopleat least most people outside of here prefer her without the cock in futa porn. It's why you see so much art of Kiara getting fucked by Mori or Ina with a cock.

>>8127937
I hope she is, a kouhai that looks up to her would be great. As for her favorite, Kronii is a solid contender for that spot after today. She even just liked some Kronii art

>>8127937
>Kiara was all over Kronii on stream.
>She interacted the most with Baelz on Twitter.
>She's super exited about the new holobirb and hinted her before the announcement.
I honestly can't tell who is her favorite.

>>8127937
I mean she literally said she wanted to marry Kronii, so it might not be that clear cut.

>>8127711
You're weak. I actually laughed a bit at it. That was a smalltime compared to her earlier streams.
>Yeah, don't mess with Takanashi Kiara!
>Because I will just fucking cry. I'm such a crybaby

>>8127937
>Worst case scenario Baelz is a KFBeat.
That’s looking like the most likely scenario. I don’t mind it, but it would sure cause some Chaos

>>8128066
one who feeds her more subs

>>8127937
I don't think it really matters what she is since the extensive communication they've all had would've disillusioned her from any fangirling by now due to familiarity. Probably just gonna be regular senpai respect from now unless she has the ollie type personality but I doubt it.

>>8128117
Gura did also bring her up on stream...

>>8128117
Ah, you mean like Pomu?

You are seriously retarded if you think EN1 will leech from EN2 and not the other way around.

>>8128154
Anon you're going on the assumption that people will, necessarily, be disillusioned by the people they admire if they meet them. That's retarded.

>>8128083
I don't blame her, Kronii has the hottest design in EN2.

>>8128037
Agreed, but it would be hot to see the role reversal, kinda like all the art for that Blooming With You stream where she's the taller one. There's so much already where Calli is the dom, I need more "Kiara is in control" stuff

>>8128184
Careful anon. You may trigger another "THE NUMBERS SHE'S NEEDS THE NUMBERS" spergout

>>8128184
They can do mutually beneficial leeching. There's probably gonna be a decent number of people who weren't into EN or even Hololive at all checking out EN2.

>>8128216
Unfortunately, only this place really see's Kiara as being dominant.

>>8128246
A shame
https://files.catbox.moe/r3uk26.png

>>8128184
new generation attracts new people, and people that got bored/weren't interested in EN1

>>8128220
Mori may be one doing it t with premeditation, but i think Kiara does it just subconsciously - network and mimic everyone more successful

>>8128220
>>8128225
I don't give a shit about number as long as the stream are comfy and the core KFP is there. More numbers mostly means more tourists.

But at least if you want to make a number rrat, make it about who's going to gain from former-KFPs, not who's going to sub Kiara thanks to a chuuba that didn't even debut.

https://youtu.be/OzDP2lPuVJ8?t=2502

Rrrrrrratte.

Will Mamatori unleash the final yab not through voice chat but Minecraft text chat?

>>8128190
While that may be true, Kiara's extremely approachable nature doesn't usually invite that kind of behavior as opposed to Mori's surface level intimidating facade. Not to mention Kiara is already all over her and that sometimes also feeds into disillusionment. But who knows; maybe kiara is so fond of her already exactly because she's been fangirling over her in their private chats. We'll just have to wait and see; I would love to see someone gush over her too but I would also be okay if they talked about how welcoming, helpful and friendly she can be because that's something Kiara would appreciate too.

>>8128271
based drawfag

>>8128377
No, but I'm hoping for some roasting from her gamer mom

>>8128354
It was actually really good and I'm pissed it got cut so short

>>8128425
forgot to mention that was from a twitter /u/ schizo, so there's hope

>>8128246
I mean, Kiara herself doesn't see herself as dominant. She does what she needs to to connect with people but she's a self-professed glass cannon.

>>8128595
If she's a glass canon it's purely because she's oversensitive, because unless you actually make her feel bad she will hold onto the lead and dominate forever.

>>8128648
Its just you being M as fuck anon. Kiara is submissive.

>>8128863
That's you projecting your fetishes anon, you can't REALLY be sumbissive when you motormouth half the people you interact into submission, and either dominate or at minimum match everyone else.

Did I do this right?
https://streamable.com/ioycsu

>>8128987
Nice

>>8128987
Should've cut it off befre the "e" in rrate I feel, but yeah you did God's work anon

>>8128960
She's in company of autists and she only talks a lot because that's her reaction to being nervous

My rrat is that Mumei is a complete KFP employee and just wanted a Birb Avatar because Kiara.

New birb and Kronii are out of Twitter jail
Interested to see how they're gonna interact with Kiara

I hope you're properly dressed to meet your future mother-in-law, anon.

Kiara if you're here I'm begging you to get Final Fantasy 9 or 7 permissions. You love jrpgs and none of the EN girls have done this kind of nostalgia stream yet.
It's a great opportunity to get some viewers for 20-30 hours of streams.

>>8129526
> 20-30 hours of streams
With 1.5k viewers per stream. And she doesn't play JRPGs for story or gameplay. She's a basic bitch, give her good graphics and cute/cool characters.

https://youtu.be/OzDP2lPuVJ8?t=5781
Timestamp for Kiara's PC power-up button tech talk
That had to be one of the most hilarious tangents in a long while

>>8129526
>20 hours
Anon those are some insane expectations to have for Kiara.

If they ever get Atlus permissions, think she'd play Persona 5?

>>8129579
I just can't fathom that she was too weak to push the power button all the way. It had to be something else, right? Like, she had static charge built up and it was shorting the button whenever she pushed it or something... my mind can't accept it.

>>8129689
The button itself might be fucked, like you have to press it at the right angle

>>8129689
It's all code for getting dicked, somehow. Trust me anon.

>>8129689
Maybe the button is shit and got stuck on something when pushed from the angle she pushed it from.

>>8129561
Given nostalgia she'd get way more than she did for the one Zelda nobody played, Atelier or the Fire Emblem game that most people have played recently.

However you could be right, she can be kinda basic sometimes.

>>8129588
My bad, I'm not including the 12 hours of end of stream superchats, 1 hour of making smoothies, 1 hour of patting cats, 2 hours of complaining that Mori won't fuck her and 10 hours of stopping the game to talk about tangents.

>>8129741
I can't believe she is cheating on KFP with a fucking button...

>>8129772
I'm the button, btw.

>>8129765
Yes. But also the average playtime of both those games is like 50 hours, and I don't think Kiara is beating the average even in just actual playtime.

Hard read, Rat is gonna show up. Cover's lorefaggotry means that because she's Chaos, she's not gonna adhere to a collab ban, or even debut time.

>>8129826
Forgive me, it's been a decade since I played them and I forgot the playtime was that long honestly.

Not sure that long a game will go well for her growth considering how Fire Emblem went.

faq u susan the VOD for the superchat reading stopped working for me
well it's about Mamatori time anyways...

>>8127396
Holy fuck, do your reading reps. Some fag tried to start shit by talking about the guy coming in and helping her with her PC, I told the faggot to fuck off because she already mentioned the same guy months ago when she first moved home helped her set up her PC and move shit, and then some other Anon took at as me calling that guy her BF. This was the culmination.
>>8126029

>>8129887
Rrat's tweets have honestly been incredibly tame, to the point where she might've been miscast
I'm getting more chaotic energy from Sana and Fauna

>there will be no voicechat with my mother today
What's the point?

>>8130118
I mean it doesn't have to make you hold your pearls to be defined as chaotic, she's saying random enough shit so far. Sana isn't chaotic she's just a massive degenerate. Haven't checked Fauna yet though.

>>8130166
Voicechat might have been kino.

This is gonna be great. Also I'm glad we convinced her to use her old stream intro music a little more often. I really didn't realize how much I missed that loud ass oboe.

>>8130166
You're like 3 weeks late egg, fuck off.

>>8130166
Braindead-chama, if you want the real reason she just explained it.
>BUT ANON THE OTHER JP HOLO'S HAD ON THEIR MOMS!
Yeah, for 10-20 minutes. Get fucked you retard.

Does her mom have no filter like her?

>>8130118
Could just be a different kind of "chaotic", doesn't necessarily have to be the meme-y kind. It's pretty obvious cover is banking on her being Big/the leader of the group, compounded with what kiara's said; there must be Something about her.

>>8130166
Easing her mother into being a part of the stream. Being on voice chat in front of thousands of people for hours on your first stream would be pretty nerve wracking.

>>8130278
>Owns guns.
>Raises livestock
>Lives innawoods.
>Has opposing political views from Kiara.
>Tells her daughter what to do.
Oh yeah, she's probably just as forward as Kiara. I have a feeling that some of Kiara's forwardness comes from the l2d model, so I'd say her mom is probably more bullheadish.

I want Kiara's mom to mark her territory on me

EN1 DESCEND ON MAMATORI

>Gura is going to mack on Kiara's mom

>I made candles for you.
>Don't be mad :)
God damn I love what's going to come of this.

>Digs down and plugs the hole
Why did it look so funny?

>Ina just showed up in a yukata.

>>8130278
Kiara said her mom tangent more than her. So probably.

Ina and Mamatori's pov must be weird af, with Kiara circling like that all the time

>>8130618
she's been wearing it since the summer festival, she was the only en who made one.

Well, this is some kino if i had ever seen it.

This is cute as hell. I really do love this crazy orange chicken.

>Gura getting herded around like Kiara's trying to show her mom the grandkids.

Never gonna make it bros...

Did mamatori rescue Circles?

Guys, I have something amazing to announce.
I met my girlfriends mom for the first time today!
She's a little quiet, but she seems pretty gung-ho about us!

gurahate schizo doko

Imagine how whipped Papatori is

>>8131200
Weren't there schizoz who talked about Kiara as their girlfriend to their family and/or therapists? This is probably a real thing someone said or say today.

>>8131541
Who?

>>8131541
how new

>>8127937
With all the evidence so far on twitter and mori, Baelz is probably kson

>>8131562
Nothing is impossible with how easy it is to become a gosling for these girls.

>>8131623
Literally the only person in the world it can't be.

>>8131623
kek
if this is actually true the board is gonna explode in a different shade of orange this weekend

Kaira... your braincell reps...

>>8131595
>>8131612
He's dead isn't he

New thread in a few minutes.