/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

All Polka Covers


Official ones:
Menhera Janai Mon
https://youtu.be/syhlmTNW_a8
Loser Girl
https://youtu.be/NdHPnTd2Jd8
Envy Baby
https://youtu.be/UpoysjZfWrU
Vampire
https://youtu.be/Md0TBfwo9rM
Undercover
https://youtu.be/W5IVzLi-Rug
Bakushou
https://youtu.be/xfrS_3gRdrg
Proud Idol
https://youtu.be/Lx1PNCat-Q0
Jealousy
https://youtu.be/P4uBibShEK0

Unofficial ones:
Venom
https://files.catbox.moe/hi4u2e.webm
flos
https://files.catbox.moe/cawe1c.webm
Mokusei no Beat
https://files.catbox.moe/3ntycj.webm
Cynical Night Plan
https://files.catbox.moe/afyc2v.webm
Autophagy
https://files.catbox.moe/tf77y6.webm
Hibana
https://files.catbox.moe/aub2vz.webm
Charles
https://files.catbox.moe/br0o4h.webm
Teikoku Shoujo
https://files.catbox.moe/g0syut.webm
Manic
https://files.catbox.moe/qj6ppk.webm
Bitter Choco Decoration
https://files.catbox.moe/nbh97c.webm
Mairieux
https://files.catbox.moe/mjyaxe.webm
Whole Lotta No's
https://files.catbox.moe/90l4xa.webm
Delusion Sensation Compensation Federation
https://files.catbox.moe/odmwh4.webm
Roki
https://files.catbox.moe/7bx7q6.webm
Ahegaodoru
https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm
Delusion Tax
https://files.catbox.moe/3cr2e8.webm
Ghost Rule
https://files.catbox.moe/c74nej.webm
Tengaku
https://files.catbox.moe/60c2ft.webm
Sand Planet
https://files.catbox.moe/phf510.webm
Otome Kaibou
https://files.catbox.moe/6kiw9l.webm
Literary Nonsense
https://files.catbox.moe/c44jmd.webm
Unknown Mother Goose
https://files.catbox.moe/7p7c9v.webm
Gurenge
https://files.catbox.moe/u6y6px.webm
KING
https://files.catbox.moe/wlvtne.webm
Dream Riser
https://files.catbox.moe/yoi11a.mp3

Official Songs:
Hologram Circus
https://youtu.be/LQ_eazT56FA
Blue Clapper (with Lamy, Botan and Nene)
https://youtu.be/CyqMKCYBTzM
Kimi Dake no Princess (with AZKi)
https://youtu.be/3Y_gXyuHF-4
Surprise Paradise (with Haachama and Nene)
https://youtu.be/CrbMV64PmPU

This one.

How do we stop Poruka Imaginary bros...?

>>7979853
Why stop it?

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1427037599508492289
OHAPOL~!

>>7980447
>egosa
Polka no!

>>7979522
Adding to this one
Blessing (with Lamy, Botan and Nene)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYfUaHljuKg
Mr. Music (with Lamy, Botan and Nene)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=063INZy-ZtM
Japour Park (with Lamy, Botan and Nene)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO0s9WTI-eU

>>7980706
Plus we're getting another NePoLaBo cover and a mystery song

>>7979522
I had a thought recently, I like Polka's covers more now that she doesn't do the cutesy voice anymore. There is something more raw in her performances and the songs she picks. Menhera suits her more.

>>7979511
Thanks anon for making a new thread.

>>7980825
I agree, although some of her old cover are still my favorites, mostly because the song tho

I love Omaru Polka.

Polka makes me very happy and I love her very much.

>>7982060
Same, sometimes it worries me.

https://nepolabo.fans/polka
It's up

>>7982360
Is there anyway to leave a message? Or is it for devs only.

Oyapol! Can't believe I'm going to bed early just so I don't miss the stream. What has my life come to...?

>>7987007
You found something you really cared for enough to make small changes in your daily routine?

>>7982360
48/100
Ah...

>>7989249
41/100

Literally every question that directly pertained to Polka right, if it involved any other Holo I got it wrong.

New Member POLst! Polka before the Rehearsal!

Uh, Polka is 1st trending for some reason

>>7991089
Everyone is tweeting 尾丸ポルカ.

You go do it too, to keep Polka on top.

>>7991543
Even Molly Online did it

>>7991543
Polka even replied to a lot of people, but that was 3 hours ago.. man.

The trend has reached the normies. Soon the whole world will hear of Omaru Polka!

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1427129336126087171

https://twitter.com/NLO28636331/status/1427122157390241800?s=20
oh my

>>7992334
Flare's reaction is spot on

>>7992334
Canonically Accurate Polkas!

Do you think Polka's limited merch will sell out? If so how quickly?

>>7995061
No, unless she's got something incredible there's no chance of it running out quickly. The only things that have run out from 5th Generation Anniversaries have been the Lamy Full Set (and Lamy's fanbase is known for having rich ojisans as members so they buy a lot of stuff).

OKITEEE! WAKEY WAKEY OMARUZA!!!!

>>7996356
Thank you Polka. But htis polka dont sleep at least 5 hours.

*Are you ready?*

>>7996356
OHAPOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll have to miss last 5-10 minutes because coworker will be coming in at same time. feels bad.

Take your meds
NOW

>>7997155
no

https://youtu.be/as7iNw5gSi8
Starting in ~25 minutes!

Lets GO!

>>7998459
We in it!

She's already exhausted?

God damn she's bristling with energy. I love it.

ME

>>7999216
THEY FLY NOW?!

>>7999216
I'M ON THE TREAM I'M ON THE STREAAM

>>7999216
why are you posting a picture of me anon?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CUTE

I'm on the stream!

THE SUPERCHAT SONG?!

>>7999235
They always have.

AAA SHE'S SO COOOL

>Why yes, it's a banger. Tune the fuck in right now

>>7999216
>>7999238
Hardest working motherfucker in the company

bet you weren't expecting THIS

ARE
YOU
READY

>>7999747
That was a great transition
I WANNA PEOPLE SAVE

>sing Suspect
>entire chat becomes a flood of sus
how big is among us in japan

>>7999616
Thank you Polka, I'm trying my hardest

>>7999778
SUSpect.

Did she mention if there'll be guests?

CLAP

CRAP YER HANDS PORKUH

>>7999849
Given it's 40 minutes in and there haven't been any yet I doubt there will be any.

>>7999849
yes, me on the piano

>>7999954
>>7999955
The duality of Polka

>>7999954
>already 40 minutes in
What the fuck

40 min in

Two Songs
Zero Guests

ポルカ大丈夫か?

Polka is great

Polka sure is cute

i want to cover up polka's navel

>>8000202
imagine blowing raspberries on it

>>8000202
let me lick it before you do

I'm fucked up. I can't help but think:
>It's over when the fat lady sings

>>8000193

She's got 10 minutes to finish this song, unveil merch, and do a closing song...

25 if she plans on borrowing the time between this and the Song Relay premier.

???

>>8000299
eopchama pls reps

Fuckkkkkk
JWU
How much cute Polka did I miss?

ZAIN PLUSH!

>>8000353
All of it

DAMN

https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3153842

WHOAAAAA LIFE SIZE POLKA TAPESTRY!

>>7999216
>>7999238
And now you're a plushie!

My JP reps aren't too good, the merch is plushie and a tapestry?

Cover's going really hard with the plushes right now.

>>8000413
She is literally showing the merch on stream.

>>8000413
Your eye reps...

>>8000413
It's the plushie, a voice pack and the tapestry

What is the letter?

>>8000427
>>8000445
>>8000446
Thank you I am cognitively impaired

>>8000446
the tapestry is five feet tall. it's 1:1 with polka, so 153cm

33k watching her. 30k watching the vampire apex.

>>8000418
As they should have.
Going for acrylic stands is fine and all, but almost all the holoment have very marketable plushies that, if they hit the mainstream, could be sold in the children's section of supermarkets.
Also, fans have been asking for some of these plushies for over 2 years.

>>8000413
Life Size Tapestry, Zain Plush, and 3 Voice Pack.

Special Hand Written Letter if you get the full set.

>>8000456
postucardo, your ristening reps anon...

PO

Brain damage! My favourite!

ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ

popopopopoopopopo

im shaking and foaming from my mouth right now

What the ぽ is this?

ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ

I'm speechless.

ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ

POPOPOPOPOPOPOPO

this is cursed lmao

ぽぽぽぽぽぽ!!

/pol/ka, is your oshi ok in the head?

Am I the only one that feels I would get sizers from the music video do to all the bright and fast colors and lights?

>>8000612
exactly what I was thinking. it's quite the Polka experience

Is this the ぽlka thread?

This feels like a fever dream...

I'm ぽ

Are you ぽ?

>that MV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksf_gq6fZZM

>Polka
POPOPOPOPOPOPOPO
>Nene
NENENENENENENENENE
Quick, hide Botan and Lamy before they catch whatever this is

What?

The music reminded me of this thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2NxpPiTRDY

>>8000655
No, it is absolutely the kind of thing to induce seizures.

This is scarier than HoloERROR to be honest

>>8000717
we need an edit, is there a drawfag in here?

It's the sequel to this. Same composer even:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3GsmCSh19A

>>8000655
>>8000558

What if you were about to take your meds but Polka said
>ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ
>[EN] PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

Polka. What did i just watch?

send help please

RU when

>>7982360
49//100

>>8000792
>What did i just watch?
Polka
>send help please
Polka is on her way

>>8000771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ImskzQRFg

I'd like to believe she convinced corporate to fund that, because spending Yagoo's money on a cursed shitpost would be peak POL

>>8000911
Reminder that the girls pay for their own songs out of their own pocket. So it's Just Polka.

>>8000493
The three voice pack titles are

> 出会って1年の記念日 - The One Year Anniversary of Our Meeting
> もしも、君がライオンだったら - What if You Were a Lion
> 無人島で尾丸ポルカと2人きり - Alone With Omaru Polka on a Deserted Island

UOOOOHHH, Give me that last one!

song time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRqv6tQZ3po

>>8000493
So no limited, wonder if it'd be good to wait for geekjack then

>>8000493
>Special Hand Written Letter if you get the full set.
Didn't Watame do that, and then spent months writing out letters?
Her poor wrist.

Sakura Skip

I thought it sounded familiar, it's the New Game OP

>>8001045
Nah, it's a handwritten letter but

>尾丸ポルカからの複製手書きお手紙
>複製
Reproduction Handwritten Letter from Omaru Polka

She wrote a letter but it'll be made into copies.

>loli gen 5
No thanks

>>8001170
Is there at least a hand written signature? That's pretty disappointing.

https://youtu.be/TGJ9-1LWFtE

FIVE MINUTES UNTIL IT BEGINS AGAIN

>>8001256
Well she did put perfume on the last one. So who know what kind of weird stuff she will do with this one.

LETS FUCKING PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

po po po po po po po po

here we ぽ!

Nice original song bro

I genuinely think the world would be a better place without this cursed MV, like Polka could have just not done this and it would be infinitely better.

> You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

my blain...

>>8001542
PO PO PO PO PO P O PO

Polka Nendoroid when? Fuck all Holo merch available on a large scale when? Damn it Yagoo make this shit available worldwide!

>>8001604
I want the Zain plushie but I don't think I can buy it without paying a King's Ransom.

LET'S FUCKING PO

> 海外ニキもワンチャン歌える
> Kaigainiki have a shot at singing along

Your goddamn right!

>>8001549
Imagine this song playing in a long, dark corridor with ぽ standing at the end of the corridor and it starts running towards you

It's such a fucking shitpost but I can guarantee you this probably cost Polka the most out of anything shes done so far.

SO LET'S ぽ

It's a banger. The show was good today too.
Your girl is pretty cool, Omaruza!

>>8001833
thanks, 35p

Why do the Zain's ears have to be a violent shade of red...

>>8001741
Polka: I spent millions of yen on a shitpost LET'S ぽおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお

>>8001833
Mikodayo vs ぽ

Who wins?

ぽst status???

>>8002162
because he just listened to ぽ

>>8001741
What the fucking is Polka doing with her money?
LET'S FUCKING ぽおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお

https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1427253326467371009

It's spreading! This is how Polka takes over the earth.

ぽ

>>8002199
Everyone witnessing the battle.

Polka, is this her second original, which she told about in membership posts?

>>8001833
Thank you 35p, hopefully your oshi collabs again with ours.

>>8002400
Same energy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXkoJUPAdys

>>8002933
Well yeah the art was clearly inspired by that.

I love funny fennec, I love funny fennec

https://polka.streamlink.to/po
ぽ in streaming services at 2400

To be honest I kind of wished her anniversary stream included her friends too. Specially the blue clapper, I really wanted to see gokisei 3d live together

I've psyched myself into enjoying the song but the MV just filters me too hard
>>8007037
Yeah, a full gen live Blue Clapper would've been a nice note to end the relay on

Polka's new music video activates my flight or fight response, but just a few minutes of watching her dance and sing restores my sanity immediately. PO is the illness, and POL is the cure.

>>7999238
Who do you think was piloting this Zain? Could it be one of the pianist Holos like Luna or even Sora? Polka has collabed with them in the past so it isn't unbelievable that they'd volunteer to help her out.

>150 usd for the full set
Fuck, my wallet is gonna be hurting. I'll get it close to the end of the sale period, so don't go too crazy and buy it all out omaruza.
I'mma try to pull something off and see if I can get it beforehand but it'll be a tough monetary situation.

>>8010476
it's me

>>8010713
They're not limited quantity, so don't rush it. Also, you could probably buy it second hand later (it isn't as bad as it sounds as long as you get it from a japanese seller, relax)
Please don't get into financial trouble, because there will be more merch in the future that you will probably want

>>8010713
Take your time, you have until September 16th since none of the merch is limited.

>>8010476
Wasn't that konosan, the composer guy who wrote superchat song and other stuff for her? She mentioned he was on synths today, explicitly, multiple times. What the fuck EOPchama.

>>8011055
I'll be honest: I wasn't applying the few JP reps I do have on listening comprehension. All brain power was dedicated to burning Polka's cute body language into my brain.

ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ

>>8002933
I would kneel to the chuuba who will commission ACbu for a music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_os8HqfxHc

>>8011585
What did Anon mean by this?

>>8010886
I think Polka would be sad if her fans put themselves into bankruptcy for her merch

>>8011585
SAY WHAT

ぽぽぽ

Is your oshi okay? What the fuck was that song

>>8010971
>>8011055
Forgot I bought doge during a dip, so a little more cash flow. I'll do some doordashing or something to make up the extra.
I have enough to be safe until I start my new job but I didn't account for the 1Y anniversary goods. Fixing up my jeep took a chunk out of my wallet but I can drive my shitbox, so it's worth it

>>8012795
>Is your oshi okay?
No
>What the fuck was that song
ぽ
If you listen to it enough, your brain smooths out and becomes soup

>>8011585

ぽぽぽぽぽ

Will you adopt a full size Polka tapestry? Where would it fit best in your house?

>>8011868
This seems like the natural progression for Polka.

>>8015255
Unfortuantly not. Call it autism or whatever, but I just find almost any obvious display beyond equipment of your tastes in your room to be wrong. And I don't mean wrong like "cringe" or the /a/ definition "hide your power level, can't let people know you're a fucking loser nerd" it just feels wrong, like when you a fur or a rug has a pattern for which direction it goes, and you rub or scratch in the opposite direction. That kind of wrong.

>>8014225
Cum

>>8015255
Going next to my bead so I can wake up to OhaPol every morning.

>>8000965
That second one tho
>what if you were a lion
>circus means lion taming
>polka taming us
>ywn get “tamed” by mistress polka

>>8000965
Polka, just a crumb of GFE…just a nibble, a morsel, please it’s been over a month…

>>8017844
Any member-only stream, doesn't even need to be an ASMR, I just need to hear relaxed Polka telling me she's doing fine and that I shouldn't worry much about her because she's handling things just fine...even if she's clearly lying

>>8017949
I wonder if she is gonna do 2x the member-only this month or something longer / more special instead since she kinda phrased it like that

>>8017949
Things would be much easier if she did some simple member stream without much effort and obligations, like making thumbnails or small zatsudan with binaural mic.
Now she think people are expecting something special after such a long time and it only makes it harder to do one.

>>8018835
im fine with any really, chill talk is always great. Or bringing back DJ Pol for some random messing around would be great and pretty low effort

>>8018835
>>8019024
Her stream making a shiranui song could've been a member-only stream.
Also I still remember her stream doing ASMR when she said she was kinda embarrassed of going back on doing ASMR because it was too intimate (and proceeded to not do them again for a while), and with the lack of GFE maybe she's trying to create some boundaries with her gachikoi? Would be understandable but kind of sad

>>8019107
the one she did when she returned from that was great though~

and the kinda new one when she did a normal ASMR followed by a members-only one was cute as hell how she spent first 2min dying inside of embarrassment from doing the public one

Help, I can't stop listening to ぽ

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1427395915065659402
Ohaぽl~!

>>8011585
Amazing post. This is what a good post looks like. I'm very proud of you. Keep at it.

>>8019107
>Lack of gfe
>No limited merch
>That thread earlier begging for Roberu collabs
If we don't get a loving dangoeating asmr this month then it's over. We're getting friendzoned.

ぽ

>>8025728
Always were. We're just codependents.

Going to sleep Polka's remember to keep posting or EN spam is going to push us off the board.

>>8033059
I'm almost hoping chaos girl can into nihongo and makes friends with Polka

>>8030630
Squishy clown butt...

>>8035075
From what's going around we already know who her roommate is.

Good News - She knows four languages, Japanese being one.

Bad News - She knows four languages, Russian and Spanish being the others.

Botan just lost a lot of fans...

>>8036534
Wait, is it kyoresu? If so I might give her a shot

>>8036534
>spanish
My inner spic is excited
Not enough to flip oshi's but it'll be fun to watch when polka's having an off day

>>8038345
> Not enough to flip oshi's but it'll be fun to watch when polka's having an off day


Same. I love the chaotic holos.

Of course I love Polka.

I liked Ollie's design when it was revealed but got filtered by her first stream for being TOO "hyper".

If rrat can be chaotic without being overbearing, I'll treat her like Nene: a favorite Holo I can watch when Polka is out.

What the fuck did I just experience?

>>8039196
Polkafication.

>>8038345
My inner spic is excited there will be a contention oshi for SOPs.

I finally got time to watch the stream, how was it?
I did managed to watch her new song... I think it's brilliant.

>>8039196
>>8039305

We may laugh at it, but considering a fully animated MV like this one, and the whole mixing and the composing job behind the song itself, it should be one of the highest budget original songs around. Pekora for her MV contracted a production company to do it, knowing Polka she most surely coordinated and contacted all the people behind it herself.

>>8017949
I seriously wonder why Polka went it alone for her 3D live (and nenechi for that matter, but at least she's been popping up in a ton of big collabs lately). Ever since the minecraft summer festival things have felt pretty off. Like she's having to try harder and harder to keep a brave face up, or that she's becoming increasingly distant. All this despite putting out a lot of excellent songs and videos. I just want our circus girl to feel content.

>>8048475
Relax, she said, everyone in Nepolabo had their own thing they wanted to do for the anniversary and then whispered there might be an opportunity for them to get together soon

https://twitter.com/sodabanira_sub/status/1427305606881234950 – hayai

>>8048611
I'm not so worried about Gen 5's chemistry. They are probably the tightest gen, and are always good when it comes to collabing together in full. But people have come to expect at least a guest or two with special occasion 3D lives, so it's a bit lonely when it's just one person. Granted, both Polka and Nene are far more capable than just about anyone at singing and entertaining on their own at full blast for a full hour, whereas Botan and Lamy are much better off when they have strong personalities to bounce off of. Still didn't feel right to be alone when it's supposed be a celebration for their first year, though. Even if it was just Flare, think it would have added a lot.

>>8039305
>>8042310
Oh, no?!

>>8049638
Polpol is an absolute monster with elemental burst+the evility that restores SP based on damage. She is the best of all the holo units by a long shot and will probably be your best damage dealing character for a long time as you grind up to the true endgame... but then once you hit the actual endgame she almost immediately gets outclassed in usefulness by generic robogirls with massive tits that can attack the entire map and a couple of the paid DLC characters with stupidly good evilities like Killia and Valvatorez.

>>8049659
At least she said there won't be guest beforehand, so no false expectations.
Being creative for once is a good thing, but honestly I'd rather watch jus another live with couple of guests.

>see this
>what do?

>>8022286
Good

Time for PO lyrics

やっほー!
> Heya-!
ぽるかだよ~
> It's Polka~
って
> Eh
あれ
> Huh
なんか
> Why
声が変じゃない?
> Isn't my voice weird?
あー
> Ah-
あ~~~
> Aaa~~~
聞こえますか~
> Can you hear me~
聞こえてくれ~~
> Listen to me~~
お~~~い
> He~~~y
だめか
> It's no use
このままずっと
> I'll be like this forever
ぽで生活するのか?
> Am I just going live just with PO?
やだな~
> I don't want that~
ん?
> Hmm?
なんかあっちにあるぞ?
> What's that over there?
よくわかんあいけど
> I don't know but
とりあえず行ってみよ~
> For the time being let's just go~
うわぁ
> Uwah
なんか怖いとこに出たぞ
> Somehow I came out in a scary place
暗いし寒いし
> It's dark and cold
嫌だな~
> I don't like it~
うーん
> Hmm
どっちかなぁ
> Which one
わからん!
> I don't know!
今度はあっちに行ってみよ~
> Let's go over here this time~
うわぁ
> Uwah
絶対道間違ったわ…
> I'm pretty sure I went the wrong way...
落ちたら死ぬやん
> If I fall I'll die
なんかすごーく暑いし
> It's soo hot
悪い夢なら覚めてくれ~
> If this is a bad dream please wake up~
ん?
> Hmm?
あれ?
> Huh?
なんか音が聞こえる?
> What's that sound I can hear?
うわぁ!
> Uwaa!
なんかやっぱりこっち来る!
> Somehow I know it's definately coming from this way!
にげろにげろ!
> Run Run!
にーげーろー!
> Ruunn!
あの光の向こうまで!
> Toward the other side of that light!
にーげーろー!
> Ruunn!
なにはともあれ
> At the very least

>>8053984
Po!

>>8054989
So this song is literally about a nightmare and an attempt to escape from it?

>>8054989
What the fuck

>>8053984
Bow, kneel, lay down and place my head in her lap. Be it an ear cleaning or getting my brain stabbed through my ear, I'll accept either outcome.

I just want to give her a big hug, some reassuring words, and headpats. She deserves some love.

>Goes to Pachinko with 3000yen
>Leaves with 56000yen and decides split it with her roommates
Truly a noble soul

ぽ

Polka seemed to like Shion's original song, tbf kairiki bear is pretty good

>>8054989
is this what the kids call "kowai"

>>8058329
Best part being the motivation coming from being scared she'd keep going and blow it all.


On a different topic does anyone have a tl of that discord convo polka posted with rushia? Actually curious on the contents and nobody had translated it when I last looked.

>>8066503
If you post the link itself chances to get translation will be higher.

>>8066620
Right, here https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1427572726659567624

>>8066620
Just checked new twits myself. I though it was some old stuff I missed/forgot.
Rushia was asking Pol to play together, as for Polka, I can't really make sense of what she is talking about, as usual. Actually translating twit text itself should give you good enough idea about content of pictures.

>>8067062
Just checked new twits myself. I though it was some old stuff I missed/forgot.
Rushia asking Pol to play together, as for Polka, I can't really make sense of what she is talking about, as usual. Actually translating twit text itself should give you general idea about content of the pictures

I want to FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK this clown

>>8069973

>>8046770
I want to make an edit of this, but it's Polka holding a daki of Gosling

>>8067062
translation for it: https://twitter.com/Lux_Nova/status/1427678502484996097

>>8049684
Why did I hear that in the tone of the supcerchat arigatou song

Leaked photo's of polka's process for making music

>>8078260
I'll throw some extra superchats then, finance a tank or two more

Yagoo retweated again
ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1427253326467371009

>>8080307
omedePO

>>8080307
ぽぽぽぽ

>>8083375
>YWN get futa pol drunk and have fun at night
Why live

>>8083572
let's put a 蓋 on that dream

Board moving fast, please keep the thread alive, fellow omaruza...
Even a ぽ or a cute picture will do just fine...

>>8100499
https://files.catbox.moe/6v313i.mp4
Would you let her? I know for sure I would

>>8097461
That was the only thing I could think of when I learned that kanji.
>>8100499
Apologies, my computer got rangebanned so my only hope is to phonepost

ぽ!

Good morning Polka

I've listened to the ぽ song about eight times now
Anyone else notice that after listening, they're now immune to various forms of mind-manipulation? CIA can't touch me now.. feels good

>>8103002
Intelligence agencies all over the world are now rushing to harness the power of ぽ

>>8103316
fools ぽ has a will of its own! ぽ will save us from the dinosaur empire!

>>8100499
ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ

>>8074054
Hmm what if this is how they rationalize getting collabs with tamaki again.

Hang out with rushia regularly> "introduce" polka to tamaki> ???> Profit

I wish polka streamed more...

ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ

>>8111157
ぽ

>>8109515
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1427810622826172418
She wants to put up a frame for something like SC reading or talking about recent stuff today (possibly past 24th hour).

ぽぽぽ?
ぽぽぽ?
ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ!

Do we have any ぽぽぽ soundpost?

where would you take Polka for a date?

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>>8103002
>Anyone else notice that after listening, they're now immune to various forms of mind-manipulation?
Your brain is goo now, anon. It's gone beyond smooth.

>>8112036
Hmm, I wonder if we'll get that stream or she'll get too exhausted gaming on roommate

>>8122294
I am glad she is having fun

Polka thread will not die

>>8122294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbO_j1Sbx-4
Oh god not that thumbnail.

>>8126053
Refusing to let the ぽ thread die!

>>8127457
ぽlstarting!

>>8127457
>I may be sorry after this chat

Uh oh

BATH ASMR ONEGAI

Pol...

>Niels misses the one line of TL that's most important

I fucking hate this guy honestly

>>8129547
what's going on with polka?

>>8129646
She's suicidal.

>>8129704
I mean what else is wrong?