/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>7768517

Garr Goora is fucking GAY and RETARDED.

gura cute

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>7768568
Hell yeah! That's my oshi!

Don't reply to bait, post more gura cute

I want to steal her swimsuit top!

>>7768568

>I have the thing I need to go and do. It's exciting though so uh uh uh uh be excited, alright?
>attempts winking, but model struggles to wink

Don't reply to obvious bait

Wasnt she on a break or is it over?

>>7768742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhM4FoxqdZ8

>>7768754
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction with Gura!

>Thank you for letting me be myself, I appreciate you guys, but you already knew that.
The paranoia symptom of my schizophrenia has gotten better, thanks for asking, Gura.

>>7768857
you sick fuck

>>7768857
Denied. You're getting sex for the sole purpose of pleasure and you're going to like it.

>>7769129
O-oh no, how terrible

I literally stopped caring about anything except watching Gura. I might not be able to function as a human anymore.

I'm in love with Gura!

I'm still beaming after that stream. Her having fun with her genmates at the beginning, to the impersonations, and just her going off on little tangents. I'm so glad the shark is back and we have a full week of good streams ahead still

>>7768862
She might not say it as much as some people want but it's really clear that she loves her fanbase and has grown comfortable with us.

>>7769271
Me too!

>>7768754

>>7769372
Good, I hope she can enjoy a stable emotional/financial life with us.

>>7769468
jesus christ

twas a good day

>>7769787

The other night I feel asleep listening to Gura humming while hugging my shark plush. I guess I really am chumbaby. Feels good, man, I'm gonna do it again.

>>7769129
I will impregnate Gura and she will like it!
https://files.catbox.moe/xy07tc.png

>>7769797
If it wasn't for the "meetinng", Gura would have extended her playtime plus some SC to boot.

>>7769813
oh nyo

>>7769856
good night bud

>>7769856
sweet dreams

>>7769856
oyasame

>>7768642
>attempts winking, but model struggles to wink
I love her so much

>>7769813
bloop will be scarred forever

I think Grime might be a bit too hard for Gura. It will be a nice sufferkino though.

>>7770112
I mean, she wanted to play Jump King again, which makes it worse.

>>7770112
I believe in the shark, and if she doesn't have a good time then she can always go to superchats early. I don't see a downside.

>>7768568
Settle down, Ame.

>>7769976
Could be worse for him. At least he isn't being-
https://files.catbox.moe/ji5dac.jpg

>>7770364
My dick

>coming home from a long road trip and you look over to see Gura fast asleep as you're nearing home.
ingmi

>>7770796
I haven't driven alone from a road trip, but I'll do my best for Gura to make it safe and meaningful.

>>7770796
>ngmi
But you're almost there already. You just need to princess carry her out of the car and tuck her into bed.

>>7771280
Or fuck her into bed

>>7771280

>>7771305
surprised this isn't a soundpost

Why's she so effortlessly cute and cool? Seriously.

I didn't realize Reflect was closing in on 3 million views

>>7771699
She isn't cool. You have to twist the word into unrecognizability to think of her that way.

>>7771784
I don't fully agree but I take your point

>>7771702
>3m
comachama?

I'm thinking about this shark who probably isn't asleep.

>>7771702
It's at 8.2 million though?

Behold, a cute shark girl!

Sup bitches. Sup BITCHES. This is CHAD WARDEN here, talkin bout dat Gura. Shit, you KNOW Chad Warden all about dat Gura. Now people tryna tell me bout hags, fuck dat shit. Chad Warden need see some cun-ny. Das dat true shit. That shit is MON-EY.
Sheeit... Chad Warden need to shoot his load in Gura, you know what I'm tryna say? BALLIN!
>WE FLY HIGH
>NO LIE
>YOU KNOW THIS

>>7772922

>>7772863
ideal wife right there

>>7772863
:)

Gura was talking about "Tank" from Cowboy Bebop being in a movie called Whiplash, but the actual song is "Caravan." The songs are similar, and I found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgLflvm0f_0

Whiplash is a fantastic movie btw.

>>7773067
uoh...

>>7773087
what a silly little samegaki

>>7772922
That wasn't a pasta, I wrote that all from scratch meido-kun. Why you gotta do me dirty like this

>>7773232
i laughed at your post

>>7773232
It was funny

>>7770796
>taaaake mee hoooooooooooomeeee

>>7772863
oh my gawd that kissable belly. I WANT TO MARRY GURA

Just finish my work. How was the Minecraft stream? Any important announcements?

>>7773911
It was super cute, must watch. no major announcements though.

>>7773911
Minecraft was peak zatsu, and no important announcements but it was shorter due to having a meeting afterwards. She did was it was for something exciting though

>>7774006
say it was*

>>7773985
>>7774006
Thanks chumbuds good to know

>>7773911
gura announced that she wants to breed

>>7774044
enjoy the stream!

>>7772863
I will dream of that shark tummy. Good night chumbuds.

>>7774102
She's just like me!

>>7774128
sleep tight

>>7768568

Morning chumbuds

>>7774585
What's Gura got her mouth wide open for

>>7774567

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/809045

>>7774705
Because she's going to eat me.
Later losers I've won.

>>7774585
Good morning!

less good morning more ohasame

Are you ready for gura's next outfit rigged by him again?

>>7775048
Absolutely. Threads for days.

>>7775048
she's never gonna get the rigging she deserves, is she?

>>7775114
There might be 2.0 update next year.

>>7775048
It's not uncommon for a talent to get a new rigger, so Gura might have someone new by the time her next outfit comes out.
Also that rigger has no choice but to not fuck up the next time because she certainly saw the backlash last time she fucked up and a lot of people aren't going to be forgiving with another low quality job.

>>7775304
If she still is getting work - with Cover, kek! - she is free to fuck up again and again.

Cake!

Ohasame, chumbrothers

>>7775358
what the fuck is up with these eyes, I had to stop and stare at them for a moment as if they had hypnotized me. fucking scary.

>>7775496
powerful yet pale in comparison to the original

>>7769520
Why does this sounds like something out of a NERF board meeting?

>>7775360
ohasame

>>7772009
>>7772103
I meant 10M. Don't post while sleepy folks!

>>7775526
Chumbud council to decide the exact wording of encouragement to spam at Gura

Good morning, chumbuds! So I finally decided to support Gura, she is my oshi now. The stream was peak comfy and I love her so much. Really excited for the karaoke!

>>7775970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_E9-enHS28

>>7775970
one does not simply decide an oshi, pretender

I love Gura, I hope she gets some sleep

>>7776071
>>7776208
I am just happy I am supporting her now, I am new to vtubers and well Gura connected with me the way the others didn't, she is really special to me. Didn't know I could feel like this.

>>7776971
Well, that's good to hear! It should be another fun week with Gura, and you also have plenty of VODs to catch up on if you want to see some Gura in between streams this week.

>>7776971
Here, you could take this too.

>gura watches townsends
I love her so much.

>>7775114
She looks so cute with her googly eyes

>>7768517
Oniichan amogus

>>7778259

jwu and realized I still love Gura a lot!

Ohasame

>>7778306
>>7779396
Ohasamee

>>7774705
She's gonna swallow a whole fish

>>7778259
sus

>tfw LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL is now canon

>>7780779
How new are you? It's been canon ever since they released her character description

Gura is so cute and funny, I love Gura!

>>7781291
Breeding stream soon, shrimps! Only one load per person, you've trained yourself to last right?

Apparently, Gura and Calli gave IRyS advice behind the scenes. It was something to the effect of, "Don't be hard on yourself."
I dont have a timestamp, but it was mentioned in her 1 month Q&A

>>7774759
It was fun, I didn't get any shrimps though.

>>7782547
that's very sweet. also I remember Mori said that someone gave her advice back there, my bet it was Gura

>>7775304
i don't think shin umiushi is intellectually capable of learning to rig. if the backlash wasn't career-ending last time, then it certainly needs to be if there's somehow inexplicably a next time.

on gawrdening... duties?

>>7783289
Is that... A Ps4 controller connected to a cable?

>>7783289
cute meido

Reminder that last weekend someone, somewhere ate dinner at the table right next to Gura. You're going to do your restaurant reps for the 0.0001% chance it's you next time, right?

>>7783474
I'm a SEA monkey, there is a 0% chance of that happening to me

>>7783474
t. restaurant owner

>>7783474
I will NEVER go to any restaurant.

>>7783474
sorry diet reps are incompatible with restaurant reps

>>7783474

>>7783474
Screw eating at a table next to her.
I'll be eating at a table with her.

>>7783352
Either for charging or to connect to a PC that doesn't have bluetooth. It's actually good attention to detail because Goorah used a USB cable for her PS4 controller on PC.

>>7783796

>>7783840
what a silly retard my oshi is!

>>7783840
that bloop sticker will interfere with the touchpad!!

>>7783289
More pouting fanart please, also cover please add pouting expression to her model

>>7783474
No, I stopped eating out and started cooking instead. But for some reason I'm reminded of when I went to go eat by myself and after a while of sitting there alone the waitress thought I got stood up on a date and asked me if I was okay. That was awkward.

>>7783851
Nigga those are men.

>>7784016
Anon... It's okay, you'll find someone one day, who you will then brainwash into acting like gura. Gambatte

Bros... how to time travel to Gura stream.

>>7784016
I mostly do my restaurant reps for lunch or at a place with bar seating so I can join the other loners. One good thing about covid is that basically ever restaurant does takeout now so that's always an option too.

>>7784308

>>7784189
I want a daughter...

>>7784354
Me too, but only with gura

gonna be watching a goorah stream for the first time tonight, i'm hoping it gives me something to schizophrenically obsess over for the next year. what the fuck is grime?

>>7784436
well, i guess you're in the right place

>>7784329
I've got no problem ordering food or getting takeout but I have no idea how to be social enough to strike up a conversation with a stranger like that. Might help if I liked sports, which is usually what's playing at bars, but I don't.

>>7784436
It's an action-adventure RPG released recently back in August 2nd of this year. I also heard it might be a metroidvania type game. Seems like something Ame or Mori would play. Definitely something Mori would play.

Here's the copy paste of the summary on their website:
Destroy... Absorb... Grow... GRIME is a fast and unforgiving Action-Adventure RPG in which you crush your foes with living weapons that mutate form and function, and then consume their remains with a black hole to strengthen your vessel as you break apart a world of anatomical horror and intrigue.

I can't wait for my cute brave wife to play the scary games I am too much of a wuss to actually play. Gonna support you a lot, Gura!

>>7785148
I love it because I usually just don't like horror games, but I sure like watching Gura get scared by them.

>>7785085
Get out of here with that fake ship.
There is only one that is official!

I don't even know what Grime is but I'm excited to see Gura play it. Love this shark a lot!

time to hunt

>>7785585
>>7786219
Predictions on if Gawr will be a totally separate personality then Gura or does Gura actively know she's Gawr?

>>7786337
it will be a new model mark my words
feel free to grudge post me later shrimpies

>>7786351
With Gura working since early this year on Gawr as well as management backup, and making a special stream just for Gawr I 100% believe she was able to at least get a color change.

>>7786337
Gawr is Gura's inner shitposter. We are going to witness something truly special.

Gawr will be a HER comeback and there is nothing you can do about it :)

>>7786664
have you even watched HER streams

>>7786664
HER v2.0, hopefully.

>>7786684
Yes. It was meh.

>>7786684
Fake HERfags are worse than the real ones.

I just noticed Gura is only HoloEN member who doesn't follow Holostars on twitter.

>>7787023
based

>>7786684
A few, she wasn't very good at streaming at the time.

>>7787023
i want to lick those sweaty armpits

>>7787067
She still isn't. What she does great is the zatsu part, but gameplay itself is bland and boring.

>>7787023
That's because gura likes women

>>7787442
Donte must be a woman then.

>>7787442
>women
it's haram

Cute shark again today!

Not enough cute Gura posting in this thread. We need more

>>7787970
of course!

>>7787970

>>7787970

>>7787970

>Gura will never crush your balls and eat them
why even live

https://files.catbox.moe/pndbdn.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4lpv91.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ope1tv.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2n2o6r.png

i'm tidying up my watchalong materials archive today, and i've been reminded of the reason that she shouldn't continue blue planet. there are so many different cuts of both the new series and the old one that it's extremely difficult for people in different regions (even US and UK) to find compatible versions of the episodes. it's not just the supplementary materials, either. the variant edits are super invasive, and they insert, remove, and rearrange material throughout the episode in some versions.

>>7788661
god I wish that was me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhM4FoxqdZ8&t=913s
Did Gura want to play Jump King because he saw the Swedish hobo playing it?
Maybe she is watching him right now.

Can't wait until this cutie streams later today. Yesterday was a blessing with all the directions her mind went in, hope the trend continues.

>>7788885
xqc also played it literally the night before that stream

>>7788911
last night's stream was exceptionally good. i think it might be her best minecraft stream ever, although i recall one of the trident streams also being a real standout.

>>7788885
She's said before she watches forsen, but I'm pretty sure she played it before the twitch comeback anyways.

>>7788885
yea noticed that too it cant be a coincidence

I slept soundly for 4 hours, no Ame stream today and Gura in 4 whole hours. I can go try my odds at doomriding, today is going to be a good day!
tf is Grime by the way?

grime is what Gura I'm going to lick off gura

>>7789539
From what little I've seen it's in the same vein as Blasphemous. 2D side scroller with a steep skill curve. Prepare for angy Gura.

>>7789800
>FFFFFAAAQ ... ahhhhhahaha... it was the PING guys!!

>>7789800
I think Gura gains comfort from her list of unfinished games being large, so that's good.

Probably gonna be sleepy shark tonight.

>>7789962
She better fucking read super chats or I'm gonna be a little sad, but understand that her health comes first and not be upset with her

>>7789962
She said she was so busy she probably wouldn't sleep last night. If she's been chugging energy drinks for two days I hope she gets a good rest tonight.

>>7790019
it's unlikely whatever was keeping her awake extended to morning and afternoon, she should have had time for a nap

>>7789962

>>7790186
That's a nice thought bud.

>>7788769
i've downloaded so many fucking releases of blue planet ii i'm losing my fucking mind. surely Blue.Planet.II.S01E01.One.Ocean.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.6CH.MkvCage will be the right cut, right? RIGHT? IT SAYS AMZN.WEB-DL, IT HAS TO BE RIGHT.

>>7768517
gawr fart

>>7790398
UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>>7790398
gura you can't blame all your bodily functions on gawr

gawrt? more like shawrt

Is the game that gura is playing today any good?

>>7790398
Gura brap

>>7791361
Gazing longingly into Guradoll's eyes as I position myself...

>>7790353
>it's still not right
...where the fuck did she get it?

>>7792034
I watched both episodes on discovery+ and am certain I was never out of sync with her

>>7792167
it was easy to find a copy of the first episode that matches her reactions, but literally every single rip of the 2017 ep1 i've found (and i'm up to about 8 different releases at this point) is 1) exactly the same, and 2) radically different from what she's describing for the first three minutes. i've checked both UK and US releases, including a US amazon release, which seems to be what she has in the video description, and it's just totally wrong. but, then it's right after the resync she does about 2-3 minutes in. i almost wonder whether she bumped the seek bar and scrubbed it by 20 seconds right as she started it or something.

Why is Bloop not in his bubble anymore? Gura said he is dangerous

>>7792365
hopefully because the plushes are about to go on sale and she's building up hype to promote it

Wake up Guuuuuraaaaaa

https://youtu.be/pc39S6hdYpk
If you need a dose of samegaki today

>>7792382
do people here even want a bloop plushie?

>>7792651
I'd much rather have the tako. It's cute.

>>7792651
No

>>7792651
I want anything and everything related to Gura.

>>7792651
i sure as hell do!

>>7792684
While being a takodachi I don't like the tako plushie concept. It just feels wrong for some reason. Bloop, on the other hand, might be really cute

>>7792687
i am gonna pass on the merch from this round of conventions because it looks really bad and low-effort, but i have picked up everything prior to it, including multiple orders of a few of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW2Gu6Wmg8o

>>7792822
I just don't get the appeal of bloop. I'd rather have a shrimp.

If this isn't a larp this guy is pretty based.

Oh nice she saw the Aqua art. It’s kinda crazy how fast shouu has become one of my favorite Gura artists

>>7793024
it's not. i don't think this is the first time, either.

>>7793024
Isn't it just owned by Microsoft?

>>7793056
I know other people have superchatted about helping with permissions. I just don't always remember usernames

>>7793084
nullrefrepro is the one who developed the browser rhythm game for "hinotori" and it's easy to believe he has some connections to other game devs.

>>7792993
He is round, he has a face and a can on his head. Shrimp is a bit unremarkable whereas all the other toys are somehow unique

>>7793024
He’s definitely a frequent SC’er, pretty based if he actually pulls it off

>>7793160
ah here it is, he mentioned something similar for BPM:

2021/03/Come chat with me .. -qDHmQP7kmvE.log:24:08 | *£100.00* nullrefrepro: Hey gura I just bought a house:_GuraComfy: Now I have a lot left over to give to best shark. I'm glad my little internal push at PF a few weeks back helped you finally get the perms for BPM, had to explain to my boomer boss what a hololive was...:_GuraWhat:

>>7793152
Right but at least a shrimp has frequently been used as a stand in for chat, like the takodachis. If they want to jazz it up they could add little accessories for the shrimp. Bloop has just been an afterthought for most of a year and I was never big on the design to begin with.

Bloop is fucking garbage and his continued presence in fanart will always make me seethe.

>>7793204
Ah, that's what game I remember it from. Here's to hoping she can get those viva pinata perms then!

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1425578272985858050
>me thinks it will be harder than I anticipated
She's here and saw the threads talking about the games difficulty

Yesterday was a nice caffeine high Gura stream. Can't wait to see the opposite end of the spectrum today with sleep deprivation Gura.

>>7793323
what threads???

>>7793365
We don't know how many redbulls/monsters she'll have before the stream.

i think it's funny when she talks about artificial caffeine in energy drinks versus natural caffeine in coffee, because the caffeine used by the soda industry is just a byproduct of decaffeination in the coffee and tea industries and comes from coffee and tea. there's no industrial-scale caffeine synthesis because it's uneconomical compared to just using discarded caffeine from decaffeination plants.

>>7793414
Goes hand in hand with the not sleeping in 2 days

>>7793515
what the fuck. how is that much decaf tea/coffee made? who is drinking it???

>>7793577
you never drink decaf? i drink two or three cups of caffeinated coffee in the morning but i'd still say 20-25% of the coffee i make is decaf, because sometimes i just want to drink a coffee in the afternoon or evening without being kept awake all night.

>>7793323
There's been maybe two posts about game being shit between /ggg/ and global, anon. More likely she watched playthroughs on youtube.

After cutting soda out of my life like 2 years ago I don’t even remember the last time I’ve had caffeine. I’m a boring water bitch now

>>7793629
It's just funposting

>>7793666
Coffee is pretty healthy even if you don't drink it for the caffeine.

>>7793515
Caffeine is caffeine but at least coffee and tea contain other allegedly beneficial compounds, like l-theanine in tea.

>>7793750
yeah? and red bull has taurine that coffee doesn't. OWNED

>>7793698
Fair enough.
The game does look pretty meh.

>>7793770
Yes, yes, brawndo has what plants crave too, please enjoy responsibly.

>>7793770
speaking of red bull it's really cute that Gura switched to an energy drink she thought she'd hate to try to curb drinking it only to find out she actually likes it.

>>7793204
>>7793024
Absolutely based. I should have went the game dev route

>>7788769
this effort actually bloated up the size of the archive by an unexpectedly large amount:
https://litter.catbox.moe/jd47k2.png

>>7786416
There's been a color swap Gura for awhile now.

>>7794839
I watch her, calling her a color swap is retarded and she already called people out for it on like her first or second stream

>>7768517
>>7768561
>>7768573
>>7768689
>>7768715
>>7769332
>>7769382
>>7769468
>>7772863
>>7789425
I want to ravage that tiny body

Just tried Grime to see what Gura was in for. It has a pretty weird art style but the controls are alright and the first boss was decently challenging. Not sure if the game is that interesting so far though.

So where's the reservation?

>>7795155
>>7792983

>>7772863
holy fuck that tummy is perfection

>>7793029
She draws Gura so child like and bratty.

Almost time for cute shark reps since the rest of mine are done!

>>7795056
Based

Townsends and cat videos have started appearing in my YouTube recommendations. Gura is starting to control shrimp feeds.

>>7796007
She already controls my mind and my cock, might as well keep going.

>>7796007
I'm not getting any cat videos, how the fuck are you doing this?

>>7796007
i dont get any of these recommendeds

>>7796007
Post the cat videos. Please. I need them.

>>7796065
These are the two I got. I don't normally watch cat videos and I have no idea where they came from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyx3xkdi4uw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX5Yj3WMQxA

Cute shark very soon!

>>7796200
now!

>playing a metroidvania that isn't super metroid
samusbros...

>>7796007
>Townsends
whats?

I quite like this game BGM

She sounds tired.

she said chumbuddies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7796429
CONCERN

>>7796429
Yup, she sleepy.

>>7796491
Loopy shark can't read.

>>7796491
She does sound a bit tired but she's chatty!

>Shrimp not on the screen
Why does she hate us bros..

>5 legs
Gura.

>>7796627
guraMM

>>7796627
One is my penis it's often mistaken for a leg.

Gooruh... your sleep was doing so well. No supas again today I guess.

Gura Exanima stream when?