/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

SEX with OLDER WOMEN

SEX with JKs

No sex.

>>75981676
if course you'd say no, jailbait

Would you put YOUR penis inside an annoying chuuni?

>>75981815
I watch vtubers so I'm obligated to say yes

>>75982118
That's a smug looking fang

>>75982118
hibiki chan should stop this idol nonsense and just sit on my face

Nina is 3 fourths away from deranking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y8f2CRHOJs

>>75983506
I need this bratty panda to give me a footjob until her socks are stained in my flow

>>75983995
I like to cosplay you know...

>>75982391
>south 4
>7700 points
>third is at 26600
>not dealer
A yakuman will do it.

>>75984227

>>75984295
so close to her suukantsu...

>>75984295
>-217

>>75984295
Ends in 4th. Lost 217 rank points
401 points until derank.

>>75982391
>stream ended after one loss
COME BACK HERE

>>75985974
>he didn't read the thumbnail

Mikoanon is pure and seiso. I don’t know who you are, skinwalker but you don’t fool me.

RATE THE DORKPIRE
RATE THE FRIENDLIES
RATE THE RANKED

Ah man shes really too cute I could just eat her up.

>>75986595
You would grab mikoanon by the hair and cum on mikoanons androgenous face if you could you sick fuck

>>75987380

>>75987129
cute bampire
she had too much flow
she had zero flow (except for that one hand)

>>75987380
Yes, but mikoanon is not a whore that knowingly seduces anons.

>>75987423
a slutty emote from a slutty skin for a slutty jyanshi
>t. not mikoanon rapist

Give it up, liker, you are not fooling anyone.

>>75987687
We've known its a liker for a while now. They admitted as much a while back.

>>75982118
Ryan next.

>>75987773

How do we know he’s not skinwalking as a liker?

>>75988379
why would anyone want to do that?

>>75988441
Liker’s are an oppressed group and many wish to see them removed from society at large.

Die Nina, die

>>75990541
>deranking off stream

>>75990737
>ends stream at M2 400 points
>starts stream at M1 1400 points

>>75990541
Nina...

>working at a factory site today where I have to wear ear muffs everywhere
>just put QB on by blutooth to just listen to yapping while I work
>go to leave site and get in bosses truck
>Boss turns on car and blutooth connects to it
>QB yapping about Hamtaro or someshit at full volume

>>75991635
Deserved

>>75991635
Enjoy your job search retard

half-kabe

>>75991635
And this jongers is why I dont pair my blue tooth with anything that doesnt belong to me.

Anyone wanna cuddle to help me fall asleep?

>>75992384

>>75992384
No, I just woke up from a 6 hour nap

>>75991986
It's fine, I think.
>>75992096
I needed to pair it, but I unpair it everytime I'm done usually.

>>75992814
I don’t think anyone knowing I watch vtubers is a shame i could possibly bear but im pretty self conscious

>>75992384
Me and you will have a four kan abortion

>>75992975
Do you really mean it?

>>75992884
I get that feel. My friends despise vtubers. They know I am interested in vtubers, but understand that interest was more sociological.
They do not know I ended up becoming a fan.
They ABSOLUTELY do not know I became one

Almost all of the old vtubers are back doing flesh streams, vtubing is dead

>>75992884
Well he just heard audio. Not like he could connect the dots to figure out what exactly it was, just that it's something that he probably thinks is retarded. I just said I was listening to YouTube on autoplay a while ago and it must have kept going.

So all he really knows is that I watch or listen to something he considers weird probably.

>>75996217
The curse miko is upon us!

>>75993792
My friends despise vtubers and know I am into them. They just also know I will tear into their shit if if they bother me about it beyond basic bantz though.

Thread death approaches

898/1000

>>75998934
ganbarre

>>75998934
See you at 400/800

>>75999406
Please don't joke about it, this is my second time almost at Expert...

Theoretically, if we were all trapped in a prison, and we devised a plan to break out but it would require one of you to be left behind, which one of you would it be?

>>76000122
no fuck you i'm going to bed

>>76000122
Let's all get out while this guy is in bed!

last bump for now. Survive!

>>75981386
good OP

don't die

niggerashi mangan

Sex with mikoanon!

I'm never gonna reputationally recover from this.

>>76007396
One time a friend of mine who was sponsored to play counter strike invited me and a bunch of friends who were all also pretty decent to play a scrim with him after he had been talking shit with some clan and we just spent the whole time fucking around and he's still mad about it to this day. I hope to match the level of disappointment again.

Live

>page 10 with in 40 minutes

>>76011078
why is this board active at these hours

I want my own harem of mikoanons.

>>75996548
My friends despise vtubers, but they enjoy cunny and traps, so they can't really call me a degenerate.

COSECANT with MIKOANON

COTANGENT WITH MIKOANON

>>76012737
don't put cunny on the same level as trap

>>76015760
I've always found it strange how much overlap there is between lolicons and trap lovers

>>76000122
It would be me.

>>76000122
you can leave me behind, some other group breaking out of the prison will pick me up

>all 4 players going for chiitoi in the same hand

>>76019545
One time I was pushing a chiitoi in damaten against a riichi. Someone dealt in and it turned out the player in riichi was also waiting on the same tile in chiitoi.

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

I like you guys, I know that most of you aren't shitting up /mjg/ like some schizos think, I hope you have fun in league, I'm looking forward to your team

>>76021488
Please draft me before the /jong/ captain does.

>>76021711
you aren't going anywhere

>>76024142
how many games were you stuck in e2 for?

>>76024236
~155 games

jong is up next on ogey calibur >>76010208

>>76024711
I wish I had that level of mentaru

>>76024789
You would if you had to endure the shame of putting E3/M1 looper on your league application and youre E2

>>76025036
you've still got 23 hours to get back to m1, tileman did it in 24, surely you can too

>>76025929
if i tried that stunt id be e2 by draft

>>76027175
DEAL IN GET FOURTH DERANK

>>76027954
the curse miko...

dawn of the final day. Its time for your ranked marathon anon

>>76028414
lead by example captain

Raping cursemiko! Soft gentle sex with mikoanon!

>>76021488
/mjg/ is too fast for me to regularly post in it, I get anxious when this thread gets more than 30 posts in an hour

>>76029428
it was a lot comfier before the BA collab, I had to stop backreading for a couple of weeks because the threads got so fast

>>76028414

I've been idling channels for a decade in this znc instance and I haven't opened irssi in like 5 years

>>76031559
?

>>76031559
I don't even want to think about my old stomping grounds.

>>76033319
let's go find some scrims on gamesurge

>>76031559
I haven't had to use irc in like a decade, I'm pretty sure all the channels I used to idle in are dead by now

>>76033695
you'd be surprised

I don't think I'm making the cut

I'll cum right now, give me 5 minutes

Fuck company social events jong! With anons!

Majsoul Friends Room 33540(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=33540

>>76036489
The jellyjonger

What a handsome character!

>>76036578
gae

>missed it

If you don't give me the win, you're gae.

I hate you so much, handsome-anon

Sorry, famous cat...

>7 pairs
>all simples
finally, this is jong

Yuzu smells like panda piss.

Don't die, jong!

>>76036489
WJ!

>>76036489
wj

well jonged! i hate you so much, handsome-kun!

>>76036489
wj!
brutal way to cuck jellyjonger from the win

>>76039757
can't riichi dama is fair game

>>76039546
You're letting her win...

>>76039546
Eh, she liked and retweeted something of mine the other day, she can win this time.

What if one of the anons is Pippa?

>>76044165
take your meds

>>76044312
sorry Pippa, I haven't had a check-up for 12 years

>>76044432
I'm not Pippa.

>>76044165
Why would she lurk here if she never plays?

>>76044815
why would threadwatchers lurk /pcg/?

>>76044815
She's looking for 1-2 views to groom.

>>76044312
>is accused of Pipkin
>>76044591
>denies
>also changes writing style
Tell me, anon (if that is your real name), if you saw a man with blond hair wearing a white coat, how hard would you masturbate?

>>76045321
Baseless accusations are getting us nowhere. The only solution is for everyone /here/ to become a vtuber and stream mahjong.

>>76045321
I did it on purpose; glad I got someone :^)

I'm not Pippa

>>76045159
>I've not been groomed
Oh...

>>76045767
It's so over.

RATE THE DORKPIRE
RATE THE RRAT SLAYING
RATE THE INABILITY TO READ A FUCKING MAP
RATE THE AGILITY AUTISIM.

>>76046776
She hates me, bro...

I'm Pippa

Pippa if you're here stay logged out to prove it

>>76046899
>RATE THE DORKPIRE
Khubi/10
>RATE THE RRAT SLAYING
OGGEY
>RATE THE INABILITY TO READ A FUCKING MAP
At least she installed the quest helper plugin finally
>RATE THE AGILITY AUTISIM.
I'm afraid her joke of grinding to 99 agility isnt a joke.

>>76048735
Why are you not grooming >>76047354 >>76045767

>>76048796
>grooming m*les

>>76046899
cute qb
no matter how many rrats are slayed it will never be ogey
female/10
could her tism rival Michiru's??

>>76048762
She should do that anyways cause I'm playing warships.

evens start reading rms
odds make a shitty emote edit
zero buy a fortune charm because mine just ran out

>>76049868
buy one anyway

>>76050092
fuck off fuji, you lost the roll, maybe in a few chapters I'll roll again

>>76049868
your autism arc starts now

>>76050377
I'm pretty sure my autism arc started when I was born

i never go to mjg, can someone tell me when do the draft start and when do we have to use irc?

>>76050793
draft is in 16 hours, I think you have to use IRC in the next few days so your team knows you aren't grinching

>>76050221
but your friends?

>>76050900
i'll get to figuring out irc soon then, thanks!

i won't get on irc because i will post here regarding everything and if i get taken by another team then i will grinch

Sex with jongers! Sex with jellyjonger!

Is there any sort of format I should follow when doing commentary or is it sort of up to the commentator?

Guys, what is irc?

>>76052009
just try to be racist

>>76052009
you could probably find some vods on the repo, most of the commentary I've seen is with 2-3 people, or a schizophrenic talking to himself though

>>76052500
zoomerchama... please...

>>76052616
I didn’t start using the internet until 2015 ;(

>>76052709
>didn’t start using the internet until 2015
>gut reaction is that doesn't make sense it's only 2012
I've taken too much mentaru damage, I'm off to the bar.
IRC is internet relay chat, the league doc has a guide for it

>>76053112
I can't even remember a time when I was happy anymore or even what happiness feels like

These are real mahjong hours…

>>76053845
Lisa gives handjobs for mangans

Blitz + no tips + local yaku + four red 4s

Majsoul Friends Room 89463(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89463

>>76054505
1/4 :( will close in 10 minutes if not started

jong is reclining

>>76054505
omw...

>>76055032
expect it to close in a couple minutes

>>76054985
This is your fault, you stupid moldy rabbit. Stream jong.

>>76055067
understandable

I'm at work

>>76054505
2/4

>>76054505
started

got 2 characters from 10 free pulls, but in my backup eng account. While I still get none on main jp account with 20+ pulls

>>76055942
Two of my JP accounts pulled a character with the anniversary tickets

>>76056110
nice
seriously I might consider switching main account if I can turn the UI into japanese but oh well

>>76056194
it's really weird that we can't just change the language, I wish I could at least get japanese yaku names without having to make a new account or use mjs+

>>76056194
I was hoping someone would decrypt and dump the assets from the unity client and see if we can't swap them over

>>76054505
wj fuzzy blown the fuck out rip

>>76054505
WJ...

>>76054505
well jonged

im not going to be here for draft so if you dont get me im fucking killing everyone in this thread

>>76057851
We're all gonna die

Riichi City Friend Match 091101 (4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=091101

Open Riichi enabled.
Voice chat enabled.

>>76057901

>>76057901
>Riichi City
N-
>Voice chat enabled
No x2

>>76057901
2/4

>>76057901
you're going to have to go to /mjg/ to fill that

>>76057901
>arouse.html

>>76058170

I'd join to reveal my true racism power level, but also then I'd have to reinstall RC

>>76058276
You should reinstall it.

>>76054505
wj

>>76058276
I have it installed, but its RC, and voice chat.

I'm not installing your rug pull client Frank

3/4

>>76058303
Nah, I swore it off because of the schizo. Seems he's gone now, but I still don't want anything to do with it.

I refuse to believe we have 3 RC players and that 2 of you aren't just here from /mjg/

Why are the the wall, hand, and pond tiles all different sizes in RC

>>76058450
What did RC schizo even do? Don't think I can recall anyone worthy of being identified as a named schizo.

I have nothing against RC its a shame its not more popular

>>76058731
Tarnished our good name

>>76058731
He pulled a responding to himself 30+ times in a single thread in /mjg/ and also tried to scapegoat /jong/ for his posts because we told him to fuck off every time he showed up here. Also, just endless consolewar shitposting no matter when.

>>76058731
shit up our thread a couple of times and shit up /mjg/ for awhile before he had a shit load of posts get swept during one thread and everyone realized it was just one schizo

>>76058829
>>76058849
>>76058856
oh lmao
Was wondering why I couldn't find shit on vt archives. Dunno how I missed that.

>>76059078
if you want to laugh at him here's the thread where he got swept, but you can pretty easily pick him out whenever he posts here or /mjg/
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/471225113/#471268753

>>76059131
Wait, no. If you go to bed with that image I can't nini you with it... Nini

>>76059152
Yeah found that thread already once I knew to search vg. As what I assume is the sole RC player here, lmao.

>>76059298
I don't think RC schizo actually plays RC

>>76059488
he at least launched it last time he was having a melty here because he knew that someone wasn't actually in a game because they only had one game going in their throne room equivalent

vtuber rookie of the year matches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqQooZ-j5mA

>>76059867
Is Pico in this? Pico should be in this. Pico should be jonging right now.

>>76059298
There were a few threads here with completely out of place console war arguments, if you look around the time the subject was changed to something like Mahjong Soul Vtuber General and even had 天鳳 once for some reason...

>>76060119
sadly it doesn't look like she is, there's a list in the description

>>76060221
Oh yeah I remember that thread, that was weird, I just ignored it as if it was a SEA hours raid in pcg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOhk_Terk7w
>Yuzu player tsumos suuankou
TYD

>>76060643
not a single deserved win

>>76060643
>4 kan abortion disabled
sovl

'twas the night before draft, when all through the thread,
not a creature was stirring, not even a hag;

>>76062989
I found out this is a thing
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2750920/Touhou_Flower_Fight/

>>76063040
Oh man was thinking this was the Touhou jong game finally being released.

Is it good?

>>76063332
It seems fun so far.

don't die before the draft

>>76064618
I'm gonna be awake the whole time so it should be fine

i have to go out and get drunk against my will and then i will be back for the draft

enjoy your bumping

>>76064875
have a good one anon

This thread is not long for this world...

/jong/ hands conversion toward preferring chiitoitsu: completed

Toitoi is reddit behaviour

NINA IS ALREADY GOING TO DERANK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfOJ1kNHbSc

literally Xenia fr fr

>>76068848

I woke up way before the thing i have to do this morning and im afraid to go back to sleep

>>76072280
Same.

i guess ill just do some housekeeping stuff before i have to leave

One more bump for awhile good luck /jong/

>>76066767
>>76067050
These are bad posts.

I'm going to sleep and will grinch the draft, I'm not getting drafted anyway

>>76075289
i hope u end up in a cute team

Sex with mikoanon! Sex with jellyjonger!

cat...

Die

>woke up almost 5 hours before the draft
why are mornings so cold... neets shouldn't ever be awake before noon like this

>>76079506
At least you still have enough time to get drunk before it starts

>>76080520
Isn't the draft approximately 6 hours and 17 minutes from now? Won't you metabolize the alcohol by then?

>>76080663
4h, 19 UTC

meanwhile i'm already drunk and trying to figure out if i will be able to keep the drink going and manage to stay up

I'm going back to sleep, wake me up for the draft

>>76080742
Slow and steady, slooooow and steady.

>>76080663
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>>76080687
For the high crime of forcing me to do mathematics I sentence UTC to death.

do jongers have to be up for the draft?

>>76081565
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I think only captains are required to attend.

Poker Chase Friends Room 369841(6-Player Sit&Go): https://game.poker-chase.com/play/index.html?room=369841

>>76081626
only captains need to be there, but watching the draft will be fun

>>76082104
why are the updates always so big

>>76082195
idk but it's why i stopped playing

>FOC rating

THREE HOURS EIGHTEEN MINUTES AT THIRTY THREE SECONDS UNTIL YOU DRRRAAAFFFFFFFFT

>>76083118
>AT

>>76083118
Don't be so loud, this anon is trying to sleep!
>>76081072

>>76083477
he should wake up

Mikoanon cute!

>FOC rating
I shouldn't have played all those ranked tonpuu when I started out

>>76085872
you get what you deserve you tonpuu bottom

137, 158, 89, 157

>>76087589
The saint?

>>76087589
My IP Address!

>>76087589
Please draft me

>>76088698
I'm not the detective, so I don't know who you are

Are we gonna win, jong?!

>>76088698
Even a detective needs some clues to go off of anon... just knowing that you think jongstalker might not know who you are and that you aren't one of those listed anons isn't really enough to narrow it down
51? 69? 88? 175?

>>76088928
He nearly got me

>>76089028
If you aren't one of those, or one of the other 4 I listed, and you aren't someone that knows jongstalker would know you... there's only one possibility.
I have failed as a detective or mistook you for purely /mjg/ based on profile comments and where I've played with you.

>>76089233
I'm not one of those. I never played here. I know some of the jongers. You will never get me.

>>76089405
Are you an FOC?

>>76089472
You're colluding with TO and his FOC ratings? Nuh-uh-uh.

>>76089405
After compiling all of the information available, my final guess is 107, I'm sorry anon as a detective I have failed you, now you'll never be drafted to the cancer killing /mjg/ team.

>>76089936
Who the fuck is that?

>>76088928
I was hit in the first post and have a prime number

>>76089969
Regular TO, you can find out his oshi of you watch the ending of regular tourney 1

>>76089976
>3 prime numbers in first post

>>76089936
You're wrong.
I could give you a hint that I might be a detctive myself... but am I? Who knows.

>>76090113
I'm pretty sure all 4 of those should be high priority picks anyway considering time zones and skill levels of people who don't hate us.

>>76087589
>>76088928
>>76089936
I can't tell if you're just skipping on the well known ones or if you are a very bad detective

>>76090234
I'm under the impression that our captain knows the well known ones.

>>76090227
Yeah, I'm definitely not drafting 8 keksperts because that's what you guys are.

>>76090401
At least first pick prime number anon.

>>76090466
hehe...

>>76090498
I know who your first pick is going to be, don't waste it like that.

Is someone else going to bake or do I have to reverse the fortune again?

>>76090817
You'll see what happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6WYilBw9XM

Thread death approaches

I baked
>>76091793

CAPTAIN SAY HI IN THE IRC AGAIN