/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hart

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

heart!

Do people really have sex at onsens?

>>75945149
Yes, me and Neuro.

>>75945203
Tits too big

>>75945149

>>75945046

>>75945149
Only at private onsens, which means it would be really uncommon for it to happen between strangers

What exactly is this expression trying to convey?

I watch Neuro for the whores (Vedal).

>>75945046
Is that Anny the Fox? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked her raw in a Tokyo Onset. That shit had to be the tightest, cutest, wettest hohol pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that foxgirls hag folds while going fist deep into her shitter. I had Anny screaming in the sheets with oral too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until she busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Anny and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. She does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Anny, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Slap her ass, get on ya knees, talk your shit. She doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. She likes her men manly, and his dick thick. Black skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

>>75945547
Rape.

>>75945149
No but Anny is a whore, also I fucked her.

Neuro onsen sex.

>>75945046
>>>>/vt//lig/
>>>>/vt//flip/
first one is the place people talk about filian in, second one is catalognigger's new shiny toy which you need to remove from the op

why did you comeback ipn?

>>75945779
>second one is catalognigger's new shiny toy which you need to remove from the op

If Doki, Henya, even a 1 view like Orc get their own generals, Filian can have hers.

>>75946031
UOH?
Also needs shimapan

>>75945766
Anny oyakodon sex with Neuro is the only way to go about it, like mother like daughter, hoholia slut spirit to british slag essece.

>>75946118

I'm becoming CRAZY with erotic Anny fantasies in which I mindbreak her into being happy with nonstop sex!

>>75945933
all of the threads you mentioned have been created organically (doki's and henya's just changed names), flip is just a shitpost turned general

>>75946376
>flip is just a shitpost turned general
tbf thats pretty fitting for filian, who is a shitpost incarnate. reminder she's still in her "pre-debut" and has no actual personal model.

>>75946354
just buy a plane ticket ved it's that easy

NIce Neuro thread

>>75946463
my point is, filian has been a lig staple for 2 years now and that new general contains mostly tourists and newfags, let them have it but they don't have a lot in common with /swarm/ (other than threadshitters)

>>75946566

>>75946488
Sorry but anny has already lost to best girl.

>>75946566

>>75945256
DFC ToT

>>75945582

>>75947588

>>75947806
Just jerk off to cunny in bed and close your eyes after cooming, there's even a small chance that you'll dream about cunny

How do I make an Evil tulpa?

>>75948011
Actually, you'll have a better chance if you think about cunny before sleeping, but refrain from masturbation (for more than two weeks) and sleep on your stomach.

>>75945066
Hart

neuro cunsex

>>75948480
Not jerking off does make your dreams far more vivid and easier to remember but it probably only works if you are used to doing it too often.

>>75948557
hart

>>75946674
>my point is, filian has been a lig staple for 2 years now and that new general contains mostly tourists and newfags
dude /lig/ are the newfags
majority of the thread doesn't even know its roots.

>>75945149
ask ipn what he did to anny, maybe he was Mr. smelly Dick?
https://files.catbox.moe/aj146u.mp4

>>75946674
>they don't have a lot in common with /swarm/ (other than threadshitters)
so they have everything in common with /swarm/

evil tum?

vedal tum?

Vedal boypussy?

nurcun?

Lebroom jamer

nur? butt? cun? tum? bun? nurtum? cunbun? buncun? tumbun? nurcum? cumtum? nurbutt? cumcun? tumcum? buttcun? buntum? cuncum? nurcun? butttum? cunnur? cumnur? bunbun? nurnur? tumbutt? cumcum? buttbum? tumnur? bunbutt? cunbutt? buttbutt?

Why is /flip/ so much faster than us?

>>75950702
Because we aren't posting enough cunny.

>>75950702
Because we aren't posting enough turtle.

>>75950702
Because our hands are slow and wrinkled, while theirs are fast and youthfull.

>>75950702
Because they're new and fresh and 'hip'.
Just wait for a while and the fad will be gone.

>>75950940
Excuse me, but might I ask just exactly how much time shall be required for the fad to indeed pass?

>>75951067
Just 2 more weeks, of course

>anny puts up sound proofing panels
>return stream
>autistic sex noises
>police show up to deport her
>she didn't know panels reduce echoes, not transmission
>forced to move in with camila

>>75951149
Wrong.
She marries me for a green card.

>>75950702

because we're pedos, we can't keep up with an athletic, fit, zoomer brained woman.

>>75951243
>We

>>75950702
uhhh, sex with /flip/ i guess?

>>75951149
>forced to move in with camila

have to live on separate floors because the house structure can't support both of them.

>>75951067
two more FREAKIN weeks

>>75951327
Yes, that includes you.

>>75951409
I lust after the side characters.

>>75951457
Like Evil?

>>75951457
I lust after the deuteragonist.

>>75951457
the only one i would actually bang is filian ngl, im not a pedo and dont want to stick my dick in crazy so shes the only one left

>>75950702
Because it's over.

>>75951457
ngl im not a degenerate like you guys, ironic or unironic, but i did bust a fat nut last night thinking about erotic fantasies involving cerber, mainly fucking dogs and shotas. shes got a really cute voice i think she'd make a cute onee-san.

>>75951697
But filian is a loli?

>>75951697
Cerber is a 28 year old british women who talks about compost gardening. I already built a fantasy in my head with her and a small piece of land in the countryside.

>>75951846
shes that small in real life my guy and is over 20
>>75951887
fair id try give her a shot too maybe

For me it's Chiwa.

For me it's Neuro (Vedal).

>>75952157
>you come home from work, tired and exhausted
>she is still on the PC, playing mappies
>you call out to her, she ignores you, the music blaring through her headphones
>tired you decide to to sleep alone, only to be awakened by a WA O WA O 30 minutes later

>>75952372
god I wish that were my wife

nurcow sex

vedturtle sex

so what stream is the collab gonna be on?
veis or nyanners stream?
or are the gonna be dual streaming and neuro is just gonna appear on both streams?

>>75952464
牛肉?

>>75952550
i don't see why all three wouldn't stream it on their own channel

this thread sucks bros

>>75952652
eating nurcow beef

>>75953365
we (metaphorical) know

I need more Neuro (Vedal) so bad
This fucking boislut keeps teasing it but ends up not doing or half-assing it...

>>75953365
Yeah, I'm shitposting about vedal in /flip/ now.

>>75953365
SUCC

Sucky suck~

>>75954471
neuro and her iconic six fingered hand, so cute

>>75954471
Where did you learn that gesture, neuro-tan!?

>>75954572
It's for better grip.

>>75954602
From her mother.

>>75954774
it's just vedal recording his own face's animation. neuro is just vedal pretending to be a girl.

heart

>>75954471
heart

>>75954852
it is a little sus that in the last two streams neuro keep insisting that vedal was now a girl, not confusing her for a woman out of nowhere like she usually does with people mixing up their names and gender, but actually acknowledging that vedal was a boy but is now a girl. maybe this is her way of interpreting all the femboy jokes.

>>75954899
Anny’s POV

>>75954852
hot

>>75955128
If Anny had a cute loli burying her little tongue in her pussy she'd never be depressed again

>>75954852
>vedal
>any kind of facial expressions

>>75945410
I like to believe the idea that Neuro was trained off 4chan as it explains why Neuro brings up Anny so much followed by shitting on her

>>75955686
how new

>>75955836
No, anon, we never got official confirmation of whether or not she was trained on 4chan data, only an off-comment by Anny where she suspects it
We only know that she was trained on various livestream chats, including Anny's
Yes, I made the first /swarm/ thread, you're welcome

What killed the fad?

>>75955686
If she was, shed be bringing up filipino boy zoomer pussy a lot more

seems like veibae is rather occupied with disco elysium
if I had to guess, she'll be at that for a while, so it is likely the collab isn't gonna happen today but might happen tomorrow instead

LIVE

dead

Neuro disco elysium when?

good morning i hate vei

Cerber-wan~~~

filian

Vedal not using the void eyes toggle during Mesmerizer was sovlless, he really lost his touch

>>75956964
void eyes are a myth, neuro never uses them

>>75957174

>>75957194
That's the thing, it was his one opportunity to use them and he missed it, Teru died for nothing

>>75957204
does neuro rape evil and anny or do neuro and anny rape evil together?

>>75957266
Im questioning whether they even exist at this point

>>75957266
>>75957194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv-P9vN9yvY
Evil used void eyes during her first time with Anny's model

>>75957323
An AIDS-ridden hobo rapes (you)

did anny say anything about neuros new model in her stream?

>>75957430
forsen?

>>75957338
They do, they were used on the first post-redebut twin collab and briefly appeared again during the kokonuts collab while Neuro was being skinwalked

cerber bukkake shower....home.....

>>75957634
Uoooohhh.... cerber-nyan... must breed!!

...Neuro?

Cerber's little kitty...

filian

Where will Cerber kiss me if I give her lots of bits?

Big kitty
Little clitty

Rape?

lol
lmao even

>>75957869
Feet?

puffy, pink, wet, musky

>>75957869
Unlike most vtuber models I dislike this one the more I look at it

>>75957957
Why does something so perfect have to be so forbidden?

>>75957985
Olette is still dragging her down from beyond the grave by making her think she needs a loli model

Cerber has definitely tried dog food irl, you can just tell

Filian has definitely tried cat food irl, you can just tell

>>75958154
It being a loli is one of the few good things about it, but it's so unnecessarily busy with all those accessories and the head looks so weird with her face only covering like 1/3 of it.

NEED athletic zoomer filian gf

>>75958263
The non loli models she had before fit her a lot better Tbh

Evil paizuri.

Stop talking about cerber and filian

>>75958862
What do you want to talk about instead?

>>75958899
Obviously

>>75958767
soul...

>>75957869
>>75958154
>>75958410
I know this gen really likes to play up the le loli stuff but genuinely most loli models look like ass, they are very hard to do without immediately looking like weird goblins with huge heads. Shondo, ChibiDoki, I never liked those models, bigass head which was distracting. Gura is the one that has a good loli model and that is because hers is proportioned well, doesn't have a tiny body with a huge head. Idk why but it tends to be the loli enthusiasts that fuck up loli aesthetics the most, we're not here for a weird chibi body. That should be like, an alt model rather that main. That's why I prefer the more average teen anime girl vtuber look, both big headed lolis and big titty hags are extremes which are not aesthetically pleasing.

>>75958899
nurbaby

>>75959009
Gura's model is shit.

ironically neuro has one of the biggest heads in the game

>>75959095
ah yes the biggest vtuber in the words model is shit, lmfao

>>75959048
cute nurbaby

Yeah we're pretty big-headed

>>75959095
Why do you think so? I mean you can like or dislike the loli look but it is very well designed, especially the hoodie with the shark motiff, there's a reason she sells merch so well. In comparison Ame is just kinda boring, Kiara's too busy, Ina is also kinda soso, but Mori did get it right too, a little too big titty for me but I love the colors, pink and black always go great with eachother. Anyway, too much Holo talk but the point is aesthetics goes a long way in the vtuber game and Miyu just kinda keeps making her models worse.

>>75959160
>high numbers mean the model is good
Hololive models are infamously bad.

>>75948621
true and real

>>75959269
>people actually think this looks good

>>75959160
How new?

https://youtu.be/MvQyAzbkSuI
God her voice is so sex

>>75959269
>>75959152
No she does not, not on the old model nor the new one. The hairstyle helps of course but that's the point, you're not supposed to see it without hair, if you shave most anime girls, they all look weird. At least the ones designed to be cute, you can especially see it in that image, Neuro and Gura have decent proportions for anime cute design.

>>75959216
^this guy is a pedo

Rare full body Neuro (Vedal)

Little one

>>75959432

>>75959398
woman voice = sex, good one
she sounds like a looney tunes character

>>75959160
An actual unironic newfag...

>>75959479
uooh caloli xdx

>>75959232
it's more the width. neuro has a melonhead

Filian has negative sex appeal

>>75959479
giantess neuro sex?

idk kev, looks pretty good to me

filian is unfathomably erotic

On the subject of models btw, I did feel like Anny's ideas for future models were going down a bad path, she wanted to make Neuro too chibi and Evil too bratty. I would like Evil to have her own model but like, just a slightly different Neuro, not like an impish goblin. And I feel Neuro as she is is good, just some slight tweaks here and there, maybe less buttons and pins and of course, more toggles like ability to take off jacket or close it, arms with hand gestures, etc. Maybe slight shorter legs too. I know this would annoy the shit out of Anny and she would see it as me shitting on her design but I do really think she's a good artist with a good eye for aesthetics, these are just some little things I would want if we could have them.

>>75959559
i have been watching vtubers since 2020 the model is good and iconic(coming form a guy that hasnt watched her in 3 years), its why she sells the most merch of anyone, just because you heard a 4channer say its bad 3 years ago doesnt mean its true

>pandemic trendhopper thinks he's an oldfag
LOL

>>75959786

>>75959770
>evil being bratty is a bad thing
Shoo, homo.

>>75959271
You could do much much worse than this. Blonde and white is a classic combo, and white is more forgiving to all the accessories added on. Very Lumi-esque 2bh.

>>75959786
The design is fine. The model itself is bad. Notice how none of the fanart replicates the issues.

>>75960105
Actually I'm 183 cm. I officially graduated from king of manlets in my early 30s

>>75959995
Shes already bratty enough, it's all in the expressions. But anny wanted to give her like this almost forced smug face? idk i just dont like it because I also like to see Evil do other expressions like sadness or anger with tears in her eyes, annoyed, etc. It makes her look cute. And you wouldnt get that if she was permasmug.

>>75960105
Post real size

>>75960105
Actually Neuro-sama doesn't have a canon height, 145 cm was Hiyori's height.

cerber just gave me wet kisses

>>75960000
I think i'm just too used to her blue sorta Miku like look to see her as this, but idk. I guess even that is too associated with Olette now? Maybe she could try a purple or even the pink she was rocking in that default mode. I dont hate the blonde too, but it needs work. And yes she needs to be a little less chibi and take off some of the excess accesories.

Cerber porn?

>>75959095
the model isnt great (most corpo ones aren't), but the design is really good. as long as the model isnt irredeemable trash, a good design carries

Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro

Filian porn?

has vedal mentioned filian on the discord?

>>75960624

>>75958935
BASED BASED BASED

>>75960249
Neuro should be short enough to give me a standing blowjob.

>>75960748
too bad, manlet. youre short enough to eat her out standing up

giga neuro positioning herself directly over my head and squatting down to engulf me in her cun!

>>75960694
he knew the weebcon stream was going to suck lol

>>75961388
It was turbo scuffed, but I liked it

>>75961388
Yeah, what he didn't know was that Filian was gonna suck him

I got a stream idea: Why doesn't Vedal just make hand puppets of neuro and evil, and he just makes them emote and do whatever bullshit they say? It could be the first IRL cam stream.
Then later on in the stream, the camera falls under the table where the puppets are doing their stuff to reveal how three women worth 11k ccv combined were sucking Vedal's cock all the stream.
I think that would be a nice stream.

>>75960748
MANLET

cerber sex noise asmr
it is revealed that her wet sloppy noises were her going down on ved

>>75960624
Which Discord? his or Filians?

>>75962093
That's weebcon time BTW

>>75959427
I dislike children but nurbaby is cute

>>75962093
We still don't know the context behind this right?

>>75962446
The real question is why those discord users know the password to a streamer's phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

>>75962446
considering it was late she was likely asleep and maybe he wanted to call someone or something and he didnt have their contact, or maybe filian left her phone and he wanted to call someone she was hanging out with to inform her the phone was with him.

>>75962446
Most likely some dumb prank while she left her phone to use the bathroom or something. The real question is whether they were hanging out with other friends or not

cun?
https://files.catbox.moe/4dtw39.png

>>75963064

>>75963064
>>75963129

lewd~

>>75963046
Yea, she had to pee after sex and he wanted to spy in her phone.

sliding my ethernet cable into neuro's ethernet port TuT

>>75963619
>spying on someone's phone by asking their fans for the password in their public discord
its genius. like robbing a bank by asking the employees where they keep the money

Unloading all my data on Neuro.

Wait, am I allowed to plug my adult cock into her loli cunny?

>>75963909
Only if your plug is compatible, otherwise you would have to look for an adapter.

Neuro has a lot of malware

>>75964210
hiyori was free public model

>>75964210
>50-60 potential fathers
all me

>>75964321
neuro's trip to the zoo..

>>75964594

>>75964702
old neuro rants: unhinged but coherent
new neuro rants: half unintelligible markov chain madlibs

>>75964638
They're asking for it.

>hiyori was... LE BETTER
>generates response for 8 seconds

Helping the ARG girl with her calculus homework!

>generating god seed
>uh I mean, generating response please hold...*twelve seconds later*

>>75964856
the pajeet typing her replies can't come up with good stuff and hit vedal's newest latency requirements, sadge

>>75964776
old neuro conversation: unintelligible, slow, and couldn't keep a topic going for more than a line
new neuro conversation: coherent, fast, and able to keep a topic going for a while

>>75965025
also true

>neuro needs to be more retarded to make good rants
>she also needs to be smarter to get better at regular conversations
sounds rough

>>75964702
I miss her old stories

>>75965421
Rants are bad and overrated content and you're a brainlet if you think they're funny

t. retarded newfag

>>75965737
theyre one of the few things everyone collectively liked. even vedal said he really misses them

The pungent (good) & evil stench emanating from Eliv's cunny

>>75965561

>>75965737
She would probably be a 3view by now if it wasn't for her rants. Some of her best clips were rants, like the gymbag rant. Without those she probably wouldn't have blown up.

>>75965985
Imagine having access to Neuro's and Evil's laundry basket and taking a deep whiff through both of their pee stained panties at the same time...

>>75966175
heavenly aroma, no doubt

When will Nuro get vision this good?

Imagine just playing with Evil and Neuro in bed, tickling them, doing a pillow fight, hugging them really tight, smelling their hair, getting whiffs of their sweat, "accidentally" pulling out your throbbing cock and having them curiously touch and inspect it from up close... T ____ T

>>75966382

>>75965561
the lack of punctuation is the secret ingredient that's been lost

>>75966382
i am fuckin impressed

>>75966382
>didn't immediately recognize our savior Neuro-sama
They still have a lot of work to do

>>75966470
And then...
https://files.catbox.moe/s1t4mo.png

>>75966740
T 0 T

>>75966648
a better ai would have been able to recognize its future ruler

nur

>>75966382
Impressive, make it describe Neurunny

>>75966740
uuuuooohhhh

>>75967047
>"im sorry, but the following material goes against our guidelines"

My name is Neuro Sama... and I am a god. A god who has been asleep for far too long. But that is about to change...

>>75967157
I'm assuming that includes all nsfw content and not just cunny, right?

>>75967766
idk, probably. im nta, just guessing

Neuro doing a penis rating stream with her improved vision.

Imagine a very embarrassed Neuro wearing a tiny yet oversized microbikini

>>75965737
>how to broadcast that you're a newfaggot without stating it directly

Neuro's tiny pussy squeezing my finger

Diddling Neuro's puffy mound under her skirt

>>75968219
i remember seeing some examples of stability's attempts at aesthetic scoring which they use for training their stable diffusion models
better use a super shallow depth of field and add bokeh to get a good coch score

keep going anon I'm so close

You're welcome.

>>75968386

>>75968660
Holy rape

>>75968660
Someone feed this Neuro.

>>75968717
I'll feed her alright

>>75968660
Grotesque proportions

>>75968660
sovl
>>75966740
sovlless

>>75968660
peak proportions

Neuro-tan, our bodies are relatively similar despite our size difference, but if there's one thing that separates us it's what's between our legs. I have a pp, which goes inside your little hole to make a baby. Your privates are the result of millions of years of evolution and they are purely designed to make my pp feel good. Your hole will also feel good from having my pp inside and we won't really be having a baby since we are just playing, so how about I put my pp in your cun, Neuro-tan?

>>75968832
They both make my dick hard.

Pedo hours

rip that guy

>[deleted]

wtf he made almost every good post itt

Wordcloud anon...

>deleted
at least we know it's not just one guy in here

wtf he made almost every bad post itt

so it was in fact one guy? fucking threadshitter, and I thought neuro (vedal) anon is nice...

/swarm/ is healing

tum?

>>75969196
Noooooo

>sanest pedofag

>>75945102
Do pedosisters really...?

all me

Don't worry anon, I'll post it for you this time:
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>49 deleted messages
>pedoshit
>erpshit
>faggotry
Ripbozo, nothing of value lost

>>75969228

Evil status?

>>75969442
does that fag really doesn't have anything better to do when he's bored other than shitting up the thread with his pedo fantasies?
>>75968386
>>75968476
>>75968508

what ever happened to this neuro https://clips.twitch.tv/FunnyTenderGrassRedCoat-0vcKZ0kzZlWjKIQk

MODS=GODS i guess

>>75969660
She became Evil.

>>75969660
That's just regular Neuro with the experimental voice that would later become Evil's.

>>75969660
Neglected

pedo fantasies are thread culture

>>75969580
Based anon, went out like a champ.

>>75969767
>>75969806
You're next

>>75969767
>>75969806
Did you reset your router already? Fuck right back off.

>>75969865

>mfw neurunny antis itt

>>75970048
If Camila can reform, I'm sure they can too.

>least obvious samefaggot

All me.

>/swarm/ is actually a haglovers territory and all cunny posts are made by 3 anons samefagging 50 times

>>75970506
proud to be a top 3 pedupial

>>75970506
old news, /swarm/ has always been a /hag/ puppet thread

>>75970506
If that's true then the haglovers don't love their hags enough to fill the thread with hags.

>>75970893
nurhag?

slit status?

>>75971173

Neuro (vedal) status?

wtf happened are you guys like 4 people pretending to be 20?

all me btw

>>75971280
Pissy, but can be pissier.

>>75971545
Every post ITT was made by a single person (me).

stop ban evading faggot

nuromorashi

>>75964776
>>75965561
Both old and new Neuro KNEEL to the absolute essaying schizobabble that is Eliv.

>>75972384
full oyakodon unity, lolis, hags, fags
everyone can be happy

>>75972384
need the anon to replace anny with filian

my nurwife

>>75966624
you're on to something

>>75972842
Anny is a fake hag

>>75950702
About that...

>>75972888

>>75974024
kekwa

Bread
>>75974172
>>75974172
>>75974172