/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I've tried before. It hurts and isn't worth the effort.

It's ok when Marine talks about sex, but if Vei does it, YWNBJ mutts fly into a fit of autistic rage

>>7595230
Twitch supporters shouldn't even be allowed to post on this website.

I do. Its not difficult or anything.

I did when I was a teenager
sometimes I still do when I get really horny
god please release me from this struggle

>>7595142
boys masturbate 3 times a day. Men go for at least 10

I literally broke my cock and now I can only masturbate once a day.

want to be this brave hardworking soul>>7595266

I am convinced these marine posts are from butthurt vshojo niggers who let marine live rent free in their head obsessed with every whore moment, and every lack of criticism she doesnt recieve unlike their tactless whores on this board

those are rookie numbers...

When I was younger I used to masturbate twice a day. Nowadays I can't even do it twice a week.

>>7595230
Allow me to explain the difference:

https://files.catbox.moe/6lbq01.mp4

>>7595230
pogchamp

that's right

>>7595230
https://files.catbox.moe/6lbq01.mp4
this is what Vshojo whores talk about, you literally can't compare anybody in Hololive to them

I've done it 7 times in 2 days back when AiDungeon first got popular, it was too good at generating fetish material
but usually I only go for 2 or 3 times a week

Is there a physiological difference between masturbation-induced ejaculation and sex-induced ejaculation? I would never think of masturbating 3 times a day but I did come 3 times in a day once when I had a girlfriend.

WTF guys is this real??

cummed four times today

>>7595142
it's okay, it's not like she's actually talking to another man on stream or something.

>ywn have marine make fun of you for not having sex with her 3+ times a day

>>7595632
Cummed four times in the last hour. Lost track of today.

>>7595773
Stop watching porn bro

>>7595142
I try not to masturbate because when I do I feel uncomfortable for a full 24 hours afterwards and my piss stings

>>7595589
Yes, actually. The touch/smell/communication releases oxycontin which is responsible for bonding, reduction in anxiety, reduction in inflammation and a bunch of other things related to well being and contentment. '
That's a major reason why lonely people masturbate so much, as it is an attempt (almost always futile, as the body is not that easily tricked) to force the brain to ameliorate the feeling.
It may also be the cause of Autogynephilia in non-gender dysphoric males, as their emotional deprivation leads to wishing they could take the role of the woman and receive affection, as their attempts at & desires to give affection have been fruitless, making them fantasize about taking an easier route with a higher chance of success.
t. Bored autodidact with a strong interest in sexuality drugs and neurology

>>7595885
Anon... go to the doctor.

>>7595885

You have a long-term urinary tract infection. Go to the doctor

>>7595142
1 after waking up
1 before going to sleep
1 if I find good material during the day
yeah this is plausible.

>>7595200
It shouldn't hurt at 3, unless you do them all in a row or without much time in between. I went for 10 once as a teenager, it hurt after 4 or 5, it really hurt after like 7 or 8. 3 is easy enough, one in bed in the morning, one in the afternoon/middle of the day, one before you go to sleep.

>>7595142
I mean on a day I don't have shit to do on, I can do 4 or 5. I'm 30.

>>7595142
man, im closer to 3 times a month
i dont want to be a coomer so i dont let myself during the week, and i often skip weekends

>>7595230
It's not that they talk about sex, it's how they talk about sex and how frequently they talk about sex.

>>7596159
>i dont want to be a coomer so i dont let myself during the week
Mental illness inspired by trusting 4chan far too much. Please always remember that this place is a shithole where admittedly funny assholes bait morons into believeing the most ridiclous shit.

>>7596188
Marine talks about sex every day in explicit detail. She's basically the Japanese Veibei.

>>7595885
go to the doctor and get some antibiotics/antifungals anon

>>7596159
That is actually beginning to sound unhealthy. Make sure you get routine prostate exams as you get older to detect cancer ealry.

>>7595560
Only that much? I nutted 4 times yesterday. Are you old or do you have a gf?

I'm going to quit masturbating starting right now.
Or at the very least keep it to once a week.
Daily masturbation just leads to lower cum loads and its less pleasant and is generally just feeling more like a habit I'm forcing rather than desire.

There's no image you could post that would make me want to masturbate tonight.

>>7595885
Not a joke, go to the doctor

>>7596508
>>7596333
>>7596019
>>7595980
nta but mine only does that when i cum more than once in a day, and the stinging is only immediately after so i doubt its an infection.

I think my dick is broken, I struggle to get any erections anymore. I went to a whore and she could barely keep it up at all. I ended up wasting the 30 minutes without cumming and she started dressing while I just seethed.

>>7595528
jesus fuckin christ. Why are women even real

>>7596466
Good idea. By the same logic, you should also stop breathing.

>>7596631
Well its actually really awkward when you have sex too.
>cum
>basically nothing comes out but a few cloudy drops
>uh anon wtf?

>>7595142
No way my dick becomes sore for hours when I do 3 or more in a row.

>>7595885
genuinely go to a doctor, even if it's not that bad now, it could flare up unless it's dealt with

>>7595885
If you mean you feel like you need to pee and it's uncomfortable but you can barely piss, I know what you mean. I get that after getting off sometimes, lasts anywhere from like 20 mins to an hour. Lying in the bath for a bit helps. I usually purposely try to not piss after I masturbate even if I need to for at least like 15 mins because it seems to happen less often if I wait a bit. If it happens everytime though for sure go to a doctor and get checked out

>>7595528
god imagine her doing that while you're fucking her...

>>7595230
As others have said it the how, Marine is asking where as Vshojo is telling, Mouse (bless her heart) literally described having a guy jizz in her eye. Marine as "horny" as she seems is actually out of touch and only knows shit from clips/anime/manga (she's your typical vt poster with now actual experience). Here Marine is demonstrating that while she can be lewd yes she clearly has no idea what men (and sometimes women in some of her topics) are capable of when it comes to intercourse or self stimulation.

Why is it okay though? Because one is entertaining to laugh at because of the ignorance while the other is Just "filler" content for the lack of coming up with anything interesting/entertaining. It's not wrong for the Vshojo girls to use sex humor its just the way they use it is usually not usually entertaining see >>7595528

>>7596395
I'm young and never even looked a girl in the eyes. I just don't find myself bothering with it all that often, I guess. I did try no nut november once to see how it goes, and failed half-way through
>>7596466
don't stop masturbating, it's genuinely bad for your health to not do it

>>7595142
Only if you asked me sweetly, baby doll.

>>7596327
Is that right, faggot? Post a single clip of her talking about any of her sexual encounters. You must be an underage third-worlder to not understand the difference between looking at porn and actually being a whore.

Most anons here probably don't understand that porn is illegal in Indonesia, so they literally think only prostitutes and shit watch or consume porn. I'm as much of an idolfag as it gets, but even I hope the girls, if they really aren't dating, have a normal sex drive and butter their biscuit once in a while. If they didn't, that would probably mean there was actually something medically wrong with them.

>>7596784
not masturbating is not bad for your health.
masturbating is mostly irrelevant. if you're semi-regular sex, masturbation has no benefits.

In my teen days, I was a coomer masturbating for at least 5+ a day. Now in my 20's, I only do that like 1-2 times a week.

>>7596466
edging is always a good idea

>>7595528
I was expecting it to be disgusting, but this is more uninsteresting than anything. Really annoying voice too. Why would anyone watch this? What is the appeal?
Very cute model, though.

>>7596875
Edging is just as bad as not masterbating for males. You build up pressure and don't release it. That's just bad for your reproductive system.

I've been on SSRIs and they fucked up my sex drive increasing it ten-fold. It's removed my refractory period and allowed me to jerk off multiple times a session.
I think my record was like 14 one day. I dont feel that sense of shame after the deed anymore but at the same time I dont feel satisfied either. Typically I have so much head-fog and have even gotten nauseous sometimes. Keep it contained bros

>>7596395
I have a girlfriend, unfortunately

>>7597004
Now he tells me, I have been hard for years and too afraid of getting called a coomer to do anything about it. Now I guess I am just a “ruptured pipe leaker” thanks a lot anon!

>>7596902
You dont think diarrhea mixed with blood with a visual depiction of it disgusting?

If men don't cum daily their balls will explode.
My boyfriend used to tell me that.

>>7596875
>>7597004
Really, don't edge and then stop before cumming, don't do that. Doesn't it even hurt when you do that? That should be enough of a clue.

>>7597224
only if i force myself to stop cumming after i already started cumming, but if i stop before i don't feel any pain at all

>>7595142
I have to be extremely horny fap 3 times in a day.
>>7595200
As a chad enjoyer of whoever, these hypocritical holobronies will never learn, so this is a waste of time.

>>7597224
Is there anything in my life that doesn't hurt? Why would this 1 thing be any different?

>>7595769
With her stamina, thickness, and height, you'd be able to bottom out and brutalize her cervix with your overseas sexy cock and go 2-3 times in a short period due to the dopamine from fucking your Captain, so she'd get fucked silly so hard she'd probably just collapse on the bed and nap until the evening.

Honestly it depends on the day. Always in the shower before work so I'm relaxed. And if my girlfriend is not spending the night another time before bed and then I knock the fuck out. But if she's over I'll either go without the sleep jerk or we have sex so still most I do is 2 times a day. Side note I had this virgin friend after I graduated hs who cared about making beats more than sex because he had girls after his dick but he chose to jerk off 10x's a day. I'm pretty sure he's still a virgin a decade later....

Been fapping 4-5 times a day for the past 10 years and had no problems yet.

>>7597197
Anon it's true

>>7596355
>Duddeee you have to coom 3 times a day to stop yourself from getting prostate cancer duddeee
Fucking hate cooker justifications

>>7595142
I did it 8 times in a day when I was in my teens but now it's more like 1-3, and sometimes I'll even skip a day if I'm working hard or engrossed in something.
I don't miss it. My cock would get sore and friction burned, and it's more satisfying to shoot fat loads.

>>7595142
I have when i was really horny that day, but not consecutively most of the time, usually a rest period. These days though its 1 or 2 times a day, sometimes skipping a day or rarely 2, though its more a matter of motivation to go for more rather than inability.

>>7595142
Vshoujo trannies are getting uppity? tell your no name whores to sop leeching from hololive

>>7595142
Used to do it fairly regularly when I was younger, now I just can't be bothered
Sometimes it takes me days just to work up enough desire to want to have a single decent wank, let alone 3

>>7595142
I never cared about masturbation and I only do it to fall asleep. I can look at lewds all day and I don't need to really jerk it. It isn't a case of overdoing it, I have probably masturbated less than 40 times my entire life and I'm 23.

>>7598015
low test

>>7597185
It is disgusting, but the bigger issue is that it's boring to listen to. I was expecting them to at least be entertaining whores, and the whore part being the filter. But this is just garbage.

>>7595142
I used to masturbate 3-5 times a day, 7 times once. Now I sometimes masturbate 1-2 times a day/two days

>>7595230
You keep saying this but you never post the clip of Marine talking about sucking dick and taking a wad to the eye. We're waiting anon

>>7595200
Anon 3 times a day is not consecutively

>>7595142
She's not wrong.

What is weird is when I masturbate I usually maxed out 2 times per day but when having sex I can last up to 7 times per session.

>>7595142
Two mostly, weekends and Fridays three.

>>7595230
This, but unironically.

>>7597589
Back to /v/

>>7595142
>Before sleep
>After work
>When bored

>>7595230
b-but muh brand loyalty! How else will they notice me one day!??!!

Once a day unless it's the weekend where I won't for a day if I've got as LSD/MDMA binge planned for the next day.

>>7595142
Once fapped 8 times in one day when I was freshman in high school. Now I fap like once or twice a day.

>>7597095
That's weird. When i was on SSRIs, i lost all pleasure when masturbating. I still nutted, but it felt like nothing happened.
I'm glad i'm not taking that garbage anymore.

I've cummed at least three times a day for the past two weeks to Mori. The summer heat is ramping up my Gosling power.

>>7595965
More like bored reddit armchair psy lmao

Based on my own experience and looking for many example in this thread i can assume that the need for masturbating really affected by your hormone. Same with you guys when i was in high school i can just jack off whenever i want in just one day and feel fine. But now in my early 20 i'm rarely even want to do it again, except i just got really horny with a very good materials i found or just desperate need for a good sleep. So i just do it most likely 4 times a week now

I think the prime period for boys masturbating must be in their teenager when they hormone change and it's considered to be normal, it will gradually lessen when they became more older or busy with something else. But some people really have a hyper need for sex hormone or just addicted to dopamine released after ejaculations

>>7595425
It's also newfags that "like" hololive but follow the board hivemind which currently doesn't like Marine.

>>7599184
Yeah that's the common side effect but it can also do the opposite. Shit is dangerous

>>7595142
After waking up, before going to sleep, and once in between. That's three, she is right.

>>7595142
nmarin...

>>7595230
>Anyone in Hololive is in any way comparable to Vwhorejo
Today I will remind them:
https://twitter.com/EngVTubersOOC/status/1391941381027926018?s=19
https://twitter.com/EngVTubersOOC/status/1391907031066492928?s=19

>>7595965

I've been so fucking horny this week I've masturbated 6+ times every day since monday and I don't know why

>>7595142
OH I SEE HOW IT IS, /VT/.
VEI TALKS ABOUT JERKING OFF AND SHE'S A SLUT, BUT FUCKING MARINE DOES IT AND SHE GETS A PASS.
FUCK YOU GUYS.

>>7601013
I'm not sure how it's difficult to understand, nice girls or girls who would be likely to be a real wife or gf and less likely to be a big old hoe can talk about it just fine, girls who wouldn't give you the time of day and/or who would slut it up get disliked for it.

>used to embrace full coomer lifestyle and jerk off at least once a day
>got on antidepressants
>sex drive completely tanked and now even if i force myself to masturbate i can't reach orgasm
it's such a weird feeling. i still get horny and can maintain hardness, but actually cumming feels impossible.

>>7601013
see: >>7595528

>>7601491
>>7599184
I quit my prescriptions real fucking fast because of this shit, in addition to other things. Psych drugs are a fucking labyrinth of shit and I would personally recommend not getting into them without some intense research beforehand.

I've been doing it for 20+ times a day since I was 12 or so. I'm in my thirties now.

>>7602040
ogey

>>7595142
I can easily do 5. 3 is some fucking rookie shit

>>7602040
Assuming you're awake for 16 hours that like an orgasm every 50 minutes, you definitely have a problem.

>>7597557
Only a perpetual NEET could live like this. Those of use that work for a living don't have the time or the energy to fap that much.

>>7602179
>an orgasm every 50 minutes,
I have a job and when you count in sleep, no. When I'm at home I masturbate once every 15min or so, and assuming I have an orgasm after about 5 to 10 minutes that's a whole lot more. That's why I said 20+, I don't know the exact number. But it's a lot. Essentially if I'm not at work I masturbate.

>>7598148
That's the difference. Other the Mousey, the vshojos are just crude, no talent basic bitches. Hololive at least makes sure their lewd talents can sing, draw, dance, entertain, tell jokes, etc. Marine is a super talented artist that has published her work and is a decent singer. Veibae tells sex jokes and bores you within 2 minutes. Do any of the girls besides Ironmouse and Nyanners sing?

>>7595230
marine talks about being horny and jilling off, vei talks about men dicking her down, which triggers guys since it destroys the gfe

>>7595230
Who?

>>7602354
So 17-ish hours of sleep/work and you cram your masturbation binges into all of your available free time? 20 times in 7 a hour period is fucking extreme. I'm not trying to put shit on you, just saying that thaat is not a normal distribution.

When I was like 14-18, sure. Now I'm spent after one.

>>7595230
yes, it's ok when Marine does it, now gtfo anon.

>fapping more than once a day
How are your hairlines?

>>7602414
>Nyanners sing?
i'm not sure you can even call what nyanners does singing

I masturbate 3 times a week. 1 of those is because im getting horny and 2 of those so I dont have a fucking wet dream that ruins my underwear and bed sheets while I sleep.
Also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSn1g-6h1OQ

>>7602982
Nothing changes actually. Probably has something to do with genes.

>>7603234
I never said she was good but she does it from time to time.

>>7603310
>weekly controlled cooming to prevent wet dreams
same anon

>>7596605
same here
I masturbated too much and my dick can barely get up anymore

>>7595142
I've done it 3 times in a day a few times, but it's better to just do it once every few days instead. Why go through all the time and effort to prepare and then clean up afterwards? No I'm not going to live in a cum filled hovel, I have dreams and aspirations you know.

>>7595528
I tuned out after "chunk of meat," why would she think this is a story to share?

>>7595554
>matsuri

I sadly do it multiple times a day, couldn't give you a concrete number but it is alot
Tho I haven't even touched it for 6 days and I'm happy about it
Bros, if you have a porn or masturbation addiction I know myself how hard it is to quit or control it but try it, it's worth it and gives you time to improve yourself more

>>7600708
i've had sex before and therefore dont sperg about "muh vshojo", but this is hardly comparable to 1/2 the shit vei bants about.

>>7595142
I still do 2-5 at 28.
Anyone who says they've never done it 3 time a day either has sex 3 times a day or is a low-test cuck.

I'm in my late 20s and I need to stop for at least a week to get really horny and enjoy masturbating again.

>>7595142
isn't this like months old?

>>7595142
I masturbate whenever I want nigger

>>7595200
Something might be wrong with your tubes then check with a doctor. I went up to day 21 in DDD

>>7595142
3 times isn't even that much

If you have nothing to do on that day its easy to pull off 5

>>7595230
I dont even WTBJ but will always maintain the its ok because theyre japanese line because it makes you vshojo cumbrains seethe

>>7595528
What the fuck is happening

Why is she talkign about that stuff when she is looking at pure content that she could make more entertaining

Why arent western girls FUNNY

>>7595528
>open clip
>see veibae
>close clip

>>7596822
He can't because she doesn't. She does talk about her own body and the porn she consumes often. She has shared her sexual fantasies with her audience and flirts with the girls she collabs with.
She has never once talked about gargling dick. You can find at least three instances of dick-gargling adjacent content on Vei's most recent videos right fucking now.

I had a phase in my mid 20's where I beat my dick at least 3 times a day for a period of 2. months.
Only thing I noticed was that the amount of cum I shot out was quite low.
Afterwards I took a 2. week break and when I finally beat my dick again, it felt like lightning went shooting throught from the tip of my dick to my balls. I have been chasing that feeling ever since.

Anyone has link to that video where she use vibrator during her stream?

>>7595230
There's difference between cultured discussion about sexual topics and OH GOSH I WANT TO SUCK COCK YOU GUYS COME HERE MHMHMFFMMPHH GOOD DICK~!
If you don't understand it then it means that probably you're not an adult person and should not open your mouth or watch these vtubers in first place.

>>7595142
I masturbate anywhere between 5 - 20 times a day, in my 20's.

When I have a gf/fiance/wife (used to), I was having sex 4 times a day, unironically.

Admittedly, I had to lift run eat and sleep a ton to keep this going, and eventually the sex drive wore out. After like 2-3 years. Then I cycled between masturbation and sex, and what do you know, it comes right back.

Masturbation is just another form of exercise, the more you do it, the more you can do it, the more you do it.

>>7595230
Yes, now accept this is the case and leave.

>>7612060
what the fug...

>>7595142
3 times per day? Try once per 3 weeks!

I'll maybe masturbate three times in an entire week. Even at my horniest as a teenager I was at twice a day max.

>>7595230
no anon, a prostitute(Vwhore) and a hikikomori fujo(Marine) is not the same, no matter how muchyou want to cry injustice about

>>7595230
Veibae is pretty much vtuber Amy Schumer

>>7595142
She would fit perfectly in vshojo

>>7595290
>I did when I was a teenager
>sometimes I still do when I get really horny
>god please release me from this struggle
Your libido will go down as you get older. Ironically it's the opposite for women, they get hornier as they get older. Nature really messed us up.

>>7595885
>>7596728
that's not normal, you are just defective anon, not only physically, but also mentally for being here

I must fap before falling asleep, if I don't then
1- I have trouble falling asleep
2- I'll wake up with a huge morning wood

So at least once everyday

>>7612724
My libido has only increased
But to be fair I did start lifting and taking testosterone supplements

>>7595528
Maybe I'm really desensitised to this stuff because I've always known gross nerd girls who talk about their bodily functions all too readily since I see no problem with it at all.

>>7595142
Nice editing the title of the video.

>>7595142
i swear i saw this clip months ago already the fuck

>>7595528
Oh my fucking lord, jesus fucking christ someone fucking remove her channel and evertyhing

Fucking cut her internet cable legit

Vshoniggers watch shit like that but then get butthurt when marines literally shows 100 times more class than WHILE being naughty

>>7596282
Abstaining sometimes is preferable instead of becoming a cumbrain that can't function without jerking off.

>>7595142
I can go up to 5 on a really horny day but 1-2 is probably closer to average.

>>7602414
Don't know about singing, but they seems quite proficient in the skinflute at least.

>>7596728
I sometimes get in pain after ejaculation it lasts for up to half an hour but pissing actually helps

>>7614150
Might be Iroha who did it since he is an retarded ESL who can't translate for shit.

>>7595230
Who? I don't even care about some twitch bitch as long as she keeps away from holos.

>>7595528
i love when ytmnd memes live again, even if it's only just for a single post

>>7595528
fuck's sake. how do you watch this? even amateur porn is better than whatever this is.

>>7602490
>vei talks about men dicking her down
Not true at all. Vei doesn't even have a bf. She also has no fucking idea what sex is actually like. She's a coomer but is too retarded and too much of a shut in to actually get any action.

>>7595142
On average, 3 times a day. Then when spring comes it ramps up my libido and I can get up to 8 or 9.
>>7595200
>It hurts
friction burns spice up the whole thing
>isn't worth the effort.
the pleasure you get from the 3rd or 4th cum of the day is orders of magnitude better than what you get if you only cum daily or less than daily

>>7595142
>jack off 3 times a day since 2013 not missing a day because of my OCD
>tell my friends about it for the first time earlier this year
>suddenly I have a problem
I don't get it. you JO in the morning to wake urself up, one in the middle of the day as a refreshment, and one at night right before bed to make you tired. Why is this now suddenly bad?

>>7615731
sauce

>>7615277
If you posted this about Marine or Matsuri or any or JP vtuber I feel like you'd have at least three or four (you)s at this point involving the word cope, interesting it hasn't happened here.

>>7615770
i don't know sorry and i just ate a big pizza so im not gonna check

>>7615731
>>7615477
>>7612060
>>7610286
>>7609477
>>7602354
>>7602040
coomerchamas... your dicks are going to fall off from overuse.

>>7615818
I found it, 212180 if anyone else is interested.

>>7595142
I masturbate in the morning right after getting up anywhere from 1 to a handful of times. I don't really masturbate before bed now, but I used to.
I used to masturbate close to 10 times a day.

>>7615876
thanks, ill use it for my 3rd tonight :)

>>7596764
Very strong post.

>>7595200
dick mutilated chimpsect spotted

I like how this thread turned from being a typical tribalfagging (You) bait into a fapping consultation corner

>>7616036
/vt/ - Prostate General

How the hell are you perverts masturbating multiple times a day?
I do it once a week and then have no interest in sexual pleasure for the rest of that week.
Also i didn't know how to masturbate until i was 16 years old so that might be why i do it less.

>>7615477
>the pleasure you get from the 3rd or 4th cum of the day is orders of magnitude better than what you get if you only cum daily or less than daily
Doubt it.

>>7601013
Am I supposed to know who this VEI nobody is?

Only when I was like 13-17 could I pull off these numbers.

Now I'm 36 and I'm good with 2-3 a week instead of a day.

On a side not that probably applies to you degenerate faggots: I have a friend addicted to porn, And when he finally got a real woman in his life, he had to go to over a year of counseling to be able to maintain an erection. Too much stimulus will fuck up your neural pathways

>>7616871
no, and be glad that you don't

>>7616894
OK gramps, time for bed now

>>7616894
>Too much stimulus will fuck up your neural pathways
I thought this too until it turns out I got ED from my meds

1 a day pretty much every day, 2 times a day not uncommon ( I break up my sleep into 2 different times, usually once before each sleep also it helps with sleeping). 3 times in 24 hours if I don't have work, just sitting around at home all day with nothing to do maybe, very rare. Probably 1.5 average per day over the course of a year.

>>7616788
we're all built different anon

>if you dont jerk off twice a day you will have cancer, trust me an internet doctor told me
>only men with high testosterone masturbate every day, we are the real men trust us
>were all doing it, be like us were normal
pathetic
the only reason you pathetic coomers are doing this is because you are addicted to porn or addicted to jerking off
you are just living at the whims of your carnal desires, not even in control of your own actions
can you even be considered alive?

>>7602982
35, fap three times a day, hair all intact

I can easily go multiple times a day, sometimes powering through the refractory period. If I do it too much though, it absolutely kills my creative drive for a while.

>>7616788
Unironically, get yourself tested bro

>>7595230
The post that destroyed vee tee

>>7595142
Its fine when Marine does but when Matsuri likes porn of herself on Twitter its bad.

>>7595885
Don't choke your dick when cumming, espescially the soft middle underpart. Your pee tract isn't a plastic hose.

>>7595885
Anon, see a fucking doctor, that is not normal

>>7602286
That's where you're wrong kiddo

>>7616788
I´m too horny to do anything if I do not fap for 3 days and I´m 30 already. Wish I wasn´t a virgin. My gf couldn´t complain at least that I do not want sex because I´m too tired or some shit.

>>7625723
It's normal if you pee right after masturbating. It messes with some body processes and causes the sensation.
Just pee beforehand.

>>7595142
Not since the age of 14

>>7626064
>It's normal if you pee right after masturbating.
Yeah for like 8 minutes, not 24 hours

>>7596282
I've decided to abstain forever, if I have the willpower. I don't give a fuck, I'm not gonna let urges rule my life. Soon, I'll ditch shittubers and any other forms of cope, but I need to find a focus in life. God bless all anons, may we all see this through.

>>7626140
/vt/ isn't your blog, fuck off

>>7616788
neuron activation
i can go awhile without masturbating if nothing extremely erotic enters my mind.
on the same token i can masturbate at-least four times a day without causing foreskin cracking/bleeding.
any more than that and it starts getting 'dry' outside and my body isn't happy. had a sore on my penis when i was a teenager from pulling my foreskin so far up and so far down so many times in a day.

>>7626181
Funny thing to say in a thread where you talk about your jacking off habits, cumstain. How bout following your own advice. Must have touched a nerve somewhere, huh?

>>7596728
Ive had this before. It's when i piss immediately after busting a nut. I get this uncomfortable tingling sensation in the urethra. I tried looking it up, but the explanations were vague -- something about the 2 different tubes leading to the urethra and how quickly alternating between ejaculating and urinating causes irritation. But yeah i figured the hard way to just wait about 30 min to pissing after jacking

>>7595142
It's not /vt/ without at least one Marineschizo thread

>>7626828
You seem lost, this is the vt - masturbation habits and prostate health thread.

>>7626140
Godspeed anon

>>7615810
holofans don't watch other vtubers dude, no one's gonna bother replying to defend/attack literal whos

>>7595528
Ngl while i despise this cubba and how she talks, she get some props for streaming kays cooking

>>7626196
>foreskin cracking/bleeding.
What the fuck, are you masturbating with sand paper?
I can do it over a dozen time over the course of a day if I find something I really like (eg. when I discovered the ERA games) and my dick's just fine.

>>7596822
Got pretty triggered there,huh anon?having to resort to unrelated racism cause someone exposed the truth?

Im a holofan and dont like vshoujo myself, but you have to be blindly devout to think marines an idol and most of her stuff isnt also sex pandering at the lowest level for views. Get your head out your ass and grow up

>>7614280
>Vshoniggers watch shit like that but then get butthurt when marines literally shows 100 times more class than WHILE being naughty
No they don't

>>7595230
Same reason Nyanners is literally Satan for being a hypocrite but when Miko does it it's perfectly fine.

>>7616788
>How the hell are you perverts masturbating multiple times a day?
How are you not? I'm 30+ and I'm masturbating twice at least twice a day if I can

>>7627656
Nyanners is a 2d=3d breed of SJW and thus is an existential threat to the entire entertainment industry. Miko is not. Simple as

>>7595142
i though 8 a day was normal...

>>7595142
Whoever masturbates 3 times a day every day is a very healthy individual. After the first time it take some brain power to get it up again and then takes like twice the amount of time to be able to cum. For the 3rd you'll gonna need help like snorting some coke, redbull, viagra or something.
Of-course there's always that one guy that claims to be able to last all night... Yeah.

Kek finally a good thread, and it even started as falseflagging bait, good job anons

>>7595230
Underrated post. You hate him because he is saying the truth.

>>7595142
I do when I get high

>>7598263
It will happen. And you will do some apologetics about it as usual.

>>7595230
Maririne is literally built different

>>7615810
thats because for vei its believable

>>7595554
Based, how else are us freaks going to learn of such wonders

>>7595230
Yes. Now go back to your shithole, reddit nigger.

>>7595528
I'm already used to Kagura Mea, so this doesn't even faze me.

>>7605735
As a strategy to filter (you)

>>7627498
If you don't understand the difference between talking about your fantasies and talking about your experience, you might very well be autistic.

>>7595498
I'm 30+ and on meds that make me anorgasmic, but still do it at least every other day.

>>7597095
>I've been on SSRIs and they fucked up my sex drive increasing it ten-fold. It's removed my refractory period and allowed me to jerk off multiple times a session.
What the fuck? I'm also on SSRIs and they didn't do anything to raise or lower my libido, but made it way harder to actually reach climax.

>>7595528
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>7632077
Enjoy your psoriasis.

Haven't jerked off in a month
all functions still nominal

>>7615277
That's a funny joke, she talks viscerally about getting her fucking slut holes widened, the only people who want to hear about her getting fucked by other guys in that detail are cuck faggots who need to rope

>>7615477
You're fucking sad and factually incorrect, the more you activate dopamine the less effective it becomes and the less that is released.

>>7632335
>psoriasis
How is that even related?

>>7595528
Most offensive thing here is talking over the video. Fucking HATE people who do this. What the fuck is the point of watching anything if you clearly don't care about what you're watching?

>>7632597
>you're factually incorrect, the mind-blowing orgasms (3rd or 4th of the day) that make you even forget what's your name are less effective than the others
>also you're sad
Whatever makes you sleep at night anon

>>7596097
Maybe you don't feel it that day at that moment but you definitely chafe if you do it that frequency.

Even going for 2 is rare for me, never in my life have I gone for 3. At that point it seems like too much of a waste of time.

>>7616807
Femanon detected... in general ejaculation is the pleasure killer so the more you cum the shorter your orgasm tend to be, thats why 3-4 and up when your balls are empty would feel much better or at very least it lasts like 3 times longer- closer to a female orgasm. Honestly the best orgasms I had in my life were all before my first ejaculation.

>>7615477
>Then when spring comes it ramps up my libido and I can get up to 8 or 9.

It's the same for me, is it instinct or something else?

>>7595425
To be honest I only watch her when she draws something. I find the rest of her content bland, boring and repetitive. I don't even dig her whore posts.

>>7595528
Thats just female comedy, my vagina peepeepoopoo.

>>7631439
It's not even about that. Kagura Mea is funny and her anecdotes are actually interesting.

>>7595142
I can probably do more but I can do something more productive like rep so why bother?

>>7595142
Sometimes I edge to anime girls for like 8 hours at a time. When I was 13 I found that on-model 20 minute Evangelion porn video with the ridiculous super bright censoring, Human Restoration Project or whatever, and without a word of a lie jerked off and came to it like 13 times in 2 hours.

>>7595142
You must be a fucking low-test incel quickshot to do it 3 times daily. Even one can take up to hour or few, fapping 3 times a day means that it is an only fucking thing you have done for the whole day. And on top of that after a third time dick just gets bruised and swollen, which means that 4th time starting to hurt, and you obviously don't want to go a 5th after that simply because it can lead to a motherfucking cock injury at this point.