/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

strong sexual sensations started smelling stinky silly spider

I miss Kazu

>>75927008
Smelly stinky silly squishy spidor

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

>>75927008
>>75927069
soft spider stomach squeeze

https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs/status/1790928215390712261

Midsemi Midlock

[Orla news]
She bought a 3DS. I suppose it's not much of a surprise considering how she was lamenting that there's no real "handhelds" anymore. The Switch or the Deck are both portable, but they are pretty big.

>>75927713
Makes sense. My skelly arms hurt when I'm playing the Switch in bed. Heck, even holding my phone while playing Pokemon ROM hacks nowadays is a bit of a bother. Is this what being old feels like?

The fuck is gwa?

>>75927409
Niggasemi Hoodlock

>>75927840
gwa, bitch

>said that she wasn't going to see any males
>lied
Why it's so fucking hard for women to not lie and betray

>>75928325
The guys probably guilt tripped her into it

>>75927827
I get wrist pains from old injuries if I use my phone one-handed for too long as well. Conversely, doing pullups doesn't cause any discomfort so I've decided to blame it on phones being the devil.

Tiger scheddy is finally here

>>75926844
Ember is too fucking perfect man...

Orla has been even cuter than usual lately, what happened to my mean old bitch (affectionate)?
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1790986005639836010

>>75929453
She's out of the closet and ready to shower the goblins with auntie love.

>>75929453
>small, round viewer mascot with barely any details
>older woman gets attached after she projects it onto her viewers
Many such cases! Tiny and round is the optimal shape for seducing hags.

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>75928404
No one was baiting your fanfiction so you added another chapter?
Literally making shit up to get mad about

Man I miss the IP counter

[Non-news]
Mio is hungry
https://twitter.com/slime_erotica/status/1791046049420947832

>>75932351
Also schizoing in korean because the clipper took the clips down and Mio didn't ask him to do it so now wants to know if the guy did it himself after watching the rant or the name of the guy to get mad for larping as a manager requesting the take down for her

>>75930606
>All animals and vtubers evolve into crabs
>All mascots evolve into small round blobs

>>75931375
I don't know what to tell you then I guess Mio's just a liar

>>75932954
Please, timestamp the exact moment she said meeting tomo and seigi is scheduled.

[Non-news]
Mio is melting down on twitter again

Saya's panties.

I miss her so much, I hope she is happy

>>75933057
a kr coomer is about to be very happy when she goes into his dms being so sorry she should just ignore it the clip is down.

>>75933057
Trying to get KR audience was a mistake. Abandon ship

>>75932916
>All vtubers evolve into crabs
It's true

>>75933164

>>75933164
God just imagine the stink. She probably hasn't changed them in days.

>>75933770
>Days
Likely weeks. Possibly months. Maybe even years.

>>75933358
Sorry, but she prefers her countrymen

>>75933861
She prefers white guys, sorry Asian bro

>>75933861
>she prefers her countrymen
You can't actually believe that anon

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

This guy is beyond retarded.
He is not a bad guy by any means but he just fucking dumb

Ami cute
Ami cute
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1790953140545527985

>>75934200
Dumb and desperate. The guy doesn’t know he is completely undesirable because he reeks of desperation

>>75934132
What happened this time?

>>75934331
the coomers are still worse

>>75934209
Amis cute! When she calls her sweety she really does seem motherly

>>75934209
Me, a weezer and RHCP fan, hanging out with my chubby goth friend back in high school (but kinda kinky)

also are they in some sort of symbiotic relationship or is the spider going to eat that...

>>75934413
The guy has another vtuber in his name and constantly interacts with her 20x more than Mio but tries to flirt with her

>>75934413
>Mio is stressed and annoyed
>"ahaha...sucking my dick will help you, just saying"
Mio is way too kind with subhumans like that

she liked the tweet who cares quit being namefags you're going to push away her supporters

>>75934608
2 vtubers
>@Botan

>>75934583
>also are they in some sort of symbiotic relationship or is the spider going to eat that...
They have a mutualistic relationship. The tarantula tolerates the frogs in its burrow because the frogs eat ants and other smaller animals that the tarantula is too big to deal with and could threaten its eggs, while the frog is housed and protected from larger predators by the presence of the tarantula.

>>75933814
I have the carnal need to sniff but I feel that it may kill me.

>>75934787
Damn, that's cool. Nature fucking rules.

>>75934881
>feel
*fear
I fucking hate autocorrect

>>75934749
She likes every tweet regardless of what it says because if she didn’t someone would have a meltdown

>>75934889
Wait til you find out about the self-destructing cum missile worms or the parasitic forced feminization barnacles

>>75935236
Watch streams she literally just said she doesn't do that and deletes tweets instead of liking replies that are to weird. She even said she hides bad ones sorry but she likes him. Look I don't like him either but namefagging has to stop.

>>75935401
Yeah too weird, the boarderline ones are not worth the effort. I’m not even the person who dropped it. Also if he was one of the 2 she mentioned before that are are actually mentally ill and dangerous (which is completely possible) she wouldn’t just in case it set him off

I'm dreading offkai I wish mio wasn't going.

>>75935835
Why? Literally nothing bad ia gonna happen

>>75927840
Gonewildaudio. If you ask me for further info I will only answer if you post a picture that includes a pacifier and ask for help in baby talk, and you must refer to yourself as "a very stupid lazy baby" at least once.

>>75936750
a bunch of worst will be looking for her including a brown frequent cuckposter. mio will do nothing wrong but they will cause trouble

I miss my boyfriend.

>>75932543
>don't do thing
>takes down that time he did thing
> >:l

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, her plump spinneret pressed into me transferring heat, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

>>75934209
A billion hours in the GNU's Not Unix Image Manipulation Program.

>>75937685
Cute! Nice job anon

>>75937685
Adorable and soulful

>>75937685
I hope this cute frog is doing well after the whole PRISM disband

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>75939764
Pretty much everyone came out of the Prism disband in a better position, since they've shed the useless baggage of Snoy and don't have to share income anymore. The outliers are Shiki, who lost her record label contract, and Kou and Naki who "retired" and became vtweeters for some reason.

Why did Mio answer CCs then delete them?

>>75940558
Because of faggots like you

>>75940558
Damn I didn't get to see

>>75941029
There was nothing in them even. I remember one was about art. You didn’t miss anything which is weird why they got deleted

>>75940095
Shiki...

>>75941359

>>75941311
It's very possible the artist messaged her about it. Maybe he was embarrassed

>>75941513
>Lethal ejaculations of wasp venom

Even the Koreans know Korean streams are a mistake

you people blow things out of proportion, Mio is fine

>>75942170
Answer the question Mio

>>75942170
Coomer viewers have zero social skills. on good day you might have gotten an answer dumb fucks

>>75942170
I'm surprised she even answered like that

>>75942170
Not going to pretend I'm not curious myself but I'd never be retarded enough to directly ask her.

>>75942925
>I'd never be retarded enough to directly ask her
it's anonymous, who fucking cares, I've sent countless CCs telling her how I wanna fuck her or how many times I masturbated to her

I bet the person who likes it is the one who asked

>>75943035
Honestly, possible

>>75943134
I didn’t even know you could see who liked it when I said that

I want to take care of Muyu...
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1791075202572640634

Retarded coomers doubling down

Good morning, I hope you had a calm night of sleep and have a wonderful day. I love my sticky, stunning spidercatmother and getting her stink all over me when she drags her long claws into my flesh, just bruised from a recent painful schwammoing. I'm Ami's punching bag

>Seen a KR anti just casually SC with the message "Disgusting fat land whale pig, graduate and kill yourself" just the other day
nah

Sleepy reminder that Ami has ASMR today in about an hour at 12 PM EDT!

>>75943979
Was there another one besides the Halo SC?

Oh yeah, baby. Oh yeah.

I did not need the image of Lisa on a backpack leash...
never thought Lisa and lopi would work so well together

>>75944137
wrong tab, but no, Mio KR shitters aren't even the worst korea has to offer

I am making a time machine and going back in time to kill confucio before he became important
This way i can save the entire of asia from themself

Meru Love!

>>75944119
Notification is on!

>>75944194
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1791123420379541535
Orlag...

>>75944574
This made me laugh so much. For some reason she has such a vicious look to me so this post feels really fitting.

>>75944574
Such handsome little fellas

Buttsemi Asslock

>>75945151
Buttsexsemi Anallock

>>75945011
I could stare at every part of this, my mom who is also a cat is just too sexy

>>75945151
Tiny heinie

>Ami ASMR
https://youtu.be/A5SxVbqJ2uI
>Rosemi Yu-Gi-Oh card pack handcam
https://youtu.be/yaXw89-d2Uw

Ami is live with ASMR reading fairy tales!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5SxVbqJ2uI

ZERO (0) days without being jealous of a /tsunX/ chair

[Rosemi news]

>>75946191
That's pretty big

Ami's chair is audibly fighting for its life

>>75947235
>>75947670
Big plump spinneret slamming down with considerable force...

>*gives you a chicken drumstick*

>A little dwarf came to meet her, who said "My child, what are you looking for?"

Rosemi's intro is a quintessential vtubing experience.

https://twitter.com/jurijurishima/status/1791139979311382972
SHIMA TWEET THIS IS NOT A DRILL
STREAM (lie) MAYBE TOMORROW (or today in burgerland?)

>>75947902
I forgot I had her waiting room open in another tab and it jumpscared the shit out of me while I was listening to Ami

>Ami thinks newfies talk funny
>I think newfies talk funny
WE ARE

>>75947993
Fetch me my meds, I am clearly hallucinating

Kinky new gloves

>>75947885
Lisa's ideal man...

Rosemi is absolutely manhandling that hog

>I have a bone
>No I don't, it's a rock
Ami...

>>75948289
made to jerk me off

>Ange perfume

>>75947993
There is NO FUCKING WAY he isn't lying

>Rosemi forgot she flipped her camera in OBS so she didn't realize she was showing everything upside down
Wose...

Gotta love how little sense some of these old stories make

Rosemi is performing dark magic rituals

>>75948602
This is exactly why I didn't like that she was joining a corpo, especially her joining Idol. It's filled with the worst type of coomers that'll try to make everything about sex.

>>75949021
i thought the coomers only went for the loli characters, Lisa's not that sexual

>Thou has delivered me from the power of the old woman
This man was not feeling the hag love

Imaginesemi the Smelllock

>>75949082
>Lisa's not that sexual
That gives them all the more reason to sexualize her

>>75949082
Apparently not

I could persuade her effortlessly into a long session of rough sweaty sex.

>>75949156
>I dunno, it doesn't smell as good as usual...
>Describe the smell? Kinda rubbery.

Crispest hag bone popping sound we'll ever get

:D

>>75949082
Coomers go for anyone who shows them attention.

Freaky fricking with Wose!

>"If you want to go at a good pace, you must click your tongue"
>Horse girls, is this true?

>>75949322
Pugs should be bred out of existence

Me on my way to Orla's stream

>>75949021
idol fanbase is packed full with lolifags, I remember when Katta was redebuting there were a bunch of people in that general wishing she would become a loli

Milk...

>"I will milk the cow now and refresh myself with the milk." But try as he would, not a drop of milk came
>Oh no, is it a boy cow?
>They only make milk when they're pregnant? Oh, just like mammals!
>Wait, I guess they are mammals...
Ami....................................................................................................................................

H-hot

>>75949649
>Try to milk your cow
>Get booted in the head in resistance
Kinky...

Da wose is wilting...

>Aren't boy cows just bulls?

>How heavy she is. She's been fattened up for the last eight weeks.

>>75949021
I can only hope that they have staff go trough the maros before she ever sees them.

>>75949865

It's cute seeing Nova cheering for Rosemi's pulls and giving her tips about the cards in chat

>Then his wife had a child who was a hedgehog in the upper part of his body and a boy in the lower
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG

>>75950314

>Ultimeat Offering
Some of these card names are so silly

>It's so fat and cute!

A lot of cocks and asses in this story

>>75950716
Sitting on cocks and watching asses does sound like a very German fairytale

>>75949462

>And then Sonic fucking stabbed the princess for being a slut

holy frickin crap lois

>>75950912
Epic...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>75951477
did you know the dwagon isa gorl

[Rosemi news]
She's Knuckles

>>75951550
Dwagon cloaca

I want to feed Rosemi the moon

>>75949652
sorry ami, i cummed in the game thinking you would touch it and masturbate before going to bed making you pregnant with my child...

>>75951801

>...Why is this a card?

>>75947046
WOULD

>I feel like me getting an aroma card is so fitting for some reason
The wose scent...

>If he can become a cat boy, who's to say he can't become a potato?

>>75952391
I crave pon wolf's stinky OL pantyhose after she's been forced to work overtime three times this week and hasn't had a chancre to change them

Dragon scheddy (of sorts)

I want this to impact my balls at high speed

>>75952638
What happened to her?

>>75952779
Laziness

Still praying for more Rosemi MTG streams

Mo started smoking....

>>75952583
same

>>75952583
Damn these women for giving me a crippling smell fetish.

>>75953118
I feel like this is her way of telling us she's really stressed. I'm worried.

>>75953267
Don't

Lisa....

>Pulls out her MTG cards
>"Are most of these just lands!?"
She just like me...

>I don't know why I just have a brain

Rosemi is so thirsty for Ange I have no idea how she survived meeting her in person

Come here observe a cute sheep in prechat as she waits for food
https://youtu.be/r1Dc8HfaISA

>>75953515
>Delayed to get food
I see this as a win

If I ever made anything worse for you Mio I'm sorry.

>Rosemi does the pinky thing when drinking tea without even realizing it
Cute...

>getting "food"

>>75953895
Stfu yuuna

>>75954026
Please don't make me ponder such things again. It's morally wrong to want my two little sisters to kiss.

>>75952895
Why does it seem like yugioh is larger among vtubers over something like mtg? Yugioh just seems like turn one play your deck game over.

>>75954093
That's it, you're banished to the feeding chambers

guys is this normal

>>75953864
We're live

>>75954202
JESAS

Sleepy sheep

[Good News]
Lisa is eating a proper meal

Lisa it's already the afternoon...

Lisa's sandwich is good, we're so back bros

Likers please stop trying to make my little sister eat dog food

will lisa still do music review now that she's in idol?

>why would Lia eat dog food

>>75954629
Come on now, one can wouldn't hurt.

>I think I'm sick
Lisa..........

>>75954608
That was a satisfying noise

>all of Encore got stress sick

>"I didn't get a hole lot"
Uhhh bros

>>75954707
I thought it was on her schedule but it's just radio sheepy. I am pretty sure she mentioned music review in her debut though

No waiting room
No follow up after the whole doomer tweet
I don't know if there is gonna be a bakng stream or if she killed herself, cool.

>A lot of you new Sheeple don't know the tale of the PPIFD, so I will tell you now

>All of those people saying they could take me on in front of the Waffle House; no, you can't.

Is she ogey?
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1791162126842679715

Home...

>>75954984
The trick is to never show up to the late night waffle house

Lisa says pink women are unnatural

[Lisa news] anime girls are fake bitches

>Sparring with Lisa outside of the IHOP and then taking her on a breakfast date afterwards
Bliss...

>>75954897
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MIO
https://twitter.com/slime_erotica/status/1791175623978910103
AND GO TO FUCKING SLEEP NOW

>Aygg brrgrr

>>75955207
Bet Lisa thinks she can actually take a guy in a fight because of all the guys going easy on her is moshpits

>Idol debuts a Spanish generation
>Lisa inexplicably has several maros telling her to watch DBZ

Lisa...phasebeggars...

>Lisa never got an offer from Phase Connect
Poachbeggars in absolute shambles

[Good news]
Lisa is happy

>>75955406
Yay!

My little sister and her stutter are cute

>>75955358
>>75955307
>Fishman quite literally completely ignored Pippa suggesting Lisa for quite a good while
lol

Either you are part of a company or have an inflated sub count + big portfolio
Mio is really one of the very few indie that doesn't really need a corpo behind

Lisa is taking these maros well considering how fucking rude some of them seem to be

What is Idol doing for her if she doesn't have a manager filtering these shitty maros?

>>75955550
It's funny because most of the good stuff fish did in the first two years, including hires were mostly Pippa's idea.

>>75955659
Ik, I'm glad it doesn't seem to affected her friendships, tbf a good chunk of them are probably false flags

>>75955555
do you think youtube shorts makes mio mehera? She got so much traction for her shorts and i shitted japanese cover which got her lots of subs, a lot of them being dead subs, and since women are inheritedly numberfags she started to go menhera on her viewership (CCV) and growth because of youtube’s retarded algorithm and retention rates.

am i right or am i sea monkey?

>>75955713
Have you considered that filtering maros isn't something management does by default and is something she'd have to opt into? She clearly checked them herself beforehand and she's level headed enough to deal with shitty ones, she doesn't need a middle man.

>>75955754
Aishite*

>>75955858
Sounds like she should opt-out of giving them a cut then.

>>75955754
>i shitted

Concert vlog sounds sick

Possible concert blog?

I'm so happy to hear her laugh again

>>75955943
>>75955935
Sounds like a massive opsec risk, especially for a corpo

>>75955749
she's had far worse last time chase and Henri decided to start shit in her drama over her collabs with pippa, god I hope the rrat of this fat pagpag cunt being dead are true

>I want to release an EP
Eepy Sheepy EP!

A physical Lisa ep would be amazing, imagine getting a signed copy

I feel embarrassed to be a phase fan sometimes

lisa cute I should have sent a marshmallow

>I'm still on the first half of my sandwich
Oh Lisa...

>>75956086
He has to be. There's no way he would shut the fuck up for this long otherwise.

FORCING LISA TO EAT A FULL COURSE DINNER
FORCING LISA TO BE WELL FED

>>75956129
She's going to take rolling questions later if she has time

dragunny...

Mikufuji Lisa

saya please

Ami The Misadventures of Tron Bonne
https://youtu.be/ZxLrJtADSOE

Lisa's burning hot ass...

>>75956480
She needs to buy a chair

>Eats half a sandwich
>"My stummy hurts..."

>>75956524
Is she...you know...

>>75956571
The antithesis of all architects? Yes.

WITNESS CHAI

Chai... please come back, Lisa needs you.

Keep talking shit Lisa, just know who owns you.

CHAI JUMPSCARE

[Mio News]
Baking stream postponed on Saturday/Sunday because of the shittty day and she is going to sleep late so maybe late guerilla later

>>75955133
brown bread in
minecraft

Lisa is kinda weird...

>>75956742
Sorry I couldn't make it better

>>75956825
Yeah, weirdly awesome!

>Do you think Anthony Fantano would let me throw a Kraft single at his big bald head?

squeezing ami until the amitoxin starts spilling out

I love this three dimensional goofball and her many vertices

>>75956825
SHE'S A CREEP
SHE'S A WEIRDO
WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE

will I evee see the headband on Lisa again

>>75927084
Nice to see the thread getting back to its roots.

Lisa's room turned into a sauna with the pc chair...

kiss ami

>>75928325
>>75928404
schizo vagueposting should be a permanent ban

Would.

I'd it moral to have sex with Lisa?

>>75934770
>Botan
>Elira
what the fuck even is this taste?

>Gets jumpscared by construction work in the middle of her good morning voice tweet
https://twitter.com/Aliasanono/status/1791171631811088594

[Lisa news] she is NOT chunni

>>75957334
Big titties

>Lisa wants to see a cyclops/triclops girl alchemist vtuber
Unbelievably based taste

>>75957387
kind of based

>>75936993
>brown frequent cuckposter
Don't worry, he won't be able to afford the M&G fee

[Ami news]
She is hot on the trail of a CRT

>>75957406
She's super into this idea, it's so cute

>Flea Lisa
>Komodo dragon Lisa
>Gazelle Lisa
>Highland cow Lisa
>Jackalope Lisa
>Banshee Lisa
The Lisa Lisaverse is extensive...

>>75940095
From what I can tell tho, forg's ccv has gone down while most of them are up a bit. Sara and Non and I think Pina are up a lot.

iPad baby Lisa...

>Lisa spends 3 hours a day on tik tok

>>75957668
I've heard that Sara basically went "Fuck it I'm all in" mode, so I'm happy to hear that. If her timezone wasn't so bad for me there's a decent chance I'd be watching her still instead of having found Ami.

>>75944208
QRD on Lopi btw? I know she built up a considerable following but somehow she never intersected with literally any vtuber circle I watch before

I will invent the sporklift for Ami

>>75957835
She got a huge amount of dead subs gaming the shorts algo the same way Mio did, but it never translated to CCV or money.

>>75957739
She's a baby sheep

>£230 for a pair of headphones
Geeezzzz

>>75947304
Mio being a bad influence hmm?

>>75957739
The only other person I could compare that to is Lia but I'm pretty sure Lia spends like half the day on tik tok so I guess 3 hours isn't too bad

So did anybody end up sending Lisa a maro asking about what the situation with the donothon rewards is?

Ami's a bit of a Seaman expert

>>75958011
Pippa watches six hours of YouTube and twitch a day

Lisa is a rappist

>>75957739
Pure brainrot and propaganda. Glad it's getting banned.

Lisa is literally Um Jammer Lammy and Parappa the Rapper at the same time fr fr

>>75958063

Baby weeb Lisa...

>>75958205
Muyu's little bird friend has very large breast

>"I'm sorry Miss Tron, I can't do it"
>Why not? Oh, cos I'm in the way probably. There's something in the way, and she's BIG and FAT!

The dumb whore is still awake

>Can I give a short rundown of the DrakeNieR timeline?
>No. There is no short version of the DrakeNieR timeline.

Modern anime is too girly and soft, even when it tries to bee cool it's always done in a gay effeminate way like chainsaw man or a parody.

Tl:Dr I miss cool manly stuff like the brave saga

>slurpcore

Slurpcorebros...

>Lisa is still traumatized by the slurpcore song from that one music review

I love when Lisa gets genuinely pissed off

Lisa wants to mommy dom sad boys..

>Shut up, you're probably an industry plant you stinky smelly weirdo
kek

>>75957787
Yeah that's a decent way of putting it

>hates green day
Based American patriot Lisa

>>75958090
Of course she does, how else would she have either the connections or the taste in chuubas that she does

AMI'S BEEN COMMITTING TAX EVASION

>>75958707
hey, their run until Nimrod is still pretty good

>I must indoctrinate you.

Lisa makes me sad because girls like her don't actually exist

>My mind is bloggled

We love Neutral Milk Hotel

>>75958737
>Tax deductible casio loopy's

Luv me some music yap (I have no idea what she's talking about)

saya i love you

>>75959245
I'm rooting for her

>>75958290
It would be nice for them to nerd out of music together

Lisa the alcoholic

>people still watch the burp
Lisaur...

I wish Lisa was real

>People still watch the burp? It's been like two years! Please do not let that be your initial impression of me, that was an accident. I'm a lady. I would never do something like that. It's defamatory lies and slander. Unfortunately I did do that but it was an accident and I felt very guilty about it and I thought I was gonna cry. AI Deepfake? No, I will own up to it, I DID burp on stream. But it was an accident. I didn't mean to and I am very sorry.

I can't believe she said that!

God Lisa is so cute

>Steak Eater
Ami is absolutely fiending for that steak dinner

Lisa is NOT sexual!

>>75959618
>What a grill, steak eater!
>CHAR!
>Don't fill up on bread, steeak eater!

New thread
>>75959667
>>75959667
>>75959667

>>75959309
Is she a music nerd?

>>75959751
A bit yeah, loves EDM and electronic music in general.

Mio Love!
(even if she's a little stinky)

>>75959885
Being stinky only makes her better