/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75841763
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>75841784
AMEN

>>75841784
Omen

KEK fucking altare

Fucking Altare kek

>>75841784
AMEN

>>75841784
Ame- *bomb detonates*

Based Hakka, not falling for Ruze's elfish tricks

>>75841784
amen, rape every holostar

Leader truly in his element

>>75841897
Love me boys
'ate faggots
Simple as

>JUST KILL ME

There's no respect for the bit

He just offered himself up...

>>75842022
>ate faggots
?

>he's always acting sus it's fucking Jurard!

>didn't even try to fight back
pathetic

>Fuckboy (altare)
damn Flay, just kabedon and kiss him already

>"Just kill me."
Quoted from 'The Art of Failure' by Jurard T. Rexford.

FUCK

>>75842062
He knows he can’t win against the Altdick

Who the fuck is Gavis

>Machina
>Gavis
Jurard it's been 6 months

>I'm under your puppet strings
GAY

>>75841763
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Banzoin Hakka Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
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>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
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>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
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>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
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>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

JURARD GASLIGHTING

>I thought Gavis was the terrorist

>>75842217
Please be patient his single braincell is overclocked right now

BLUEFUCK BTFO

>That distant Bettel howl

> GAVIS

>Octavio's puppetry saved the round
Cinema

>he talks too much
Damn didn't know bettel was /here/

>>75842075
What are you questioning? They eat faggots.

Altare still wants that among us collab…

Nigga really said Gavis kek

>>75842347
id vore the boys too desu

dinoclown stonks

MLGTARE

>>75842405
Flayon is the straightest man in tempus

kino

>"everyone's playing TTT and Altare is playing Counter Strike"
kek

>>75842567
Nothing personal

Altare gunning down the whiteboys...

Shinri was looking at psish

PSISH

LEADERSWEEP

>>75842536
He always says that he like "feminine" people so, into the maw he goes

he can’t keep getting away with this

Altare is to this game mode as Axel is to normal werewolf games huh

that's cold

Lore accurate leader

QUICKEST ROUND YET

That was a fucking visceral stream

That round lasted about 20 seconds

RDM called

>>75842632
holy shit

Don't call Ruze a horse, I guess.

what the hell just happened to Bettel kek

LMAO

Every single time...

WTF

I love ruze’s high shrills KEK

>>75842857
Smashed and slammed by GB

that "octavio please..." from shinri tho

JESAS

GOLDBULLET SNIPE KING

>>75842876
They hate each other....

>"I can't trust you...I don't like happy people"
Leader-kun...

Bettel trying to communicate with GB using monkey noises as a white man

>I need someone to be codependent on!
puppetmaster…

KEK Flayon

>It's Flayon it's normal, everyone kills him
wtf

BETTEL COMEDY

>>75843054
and that's why they should fuck

GENIUS BIT

WHY IS THIS WORKING

>Everyone is falling for it

Holy fuck chat bots

>>75843218
ToT I MISS THEM

why do they hate flayon...

>>75843418
Ask Flayon

ENTER SPAM BOTS

>>75843386
this art is very pretty

Aw shit, its the guys who harassed Ruze over lolicon spamming Bettel's chat

>>75843352
I was about to ask why he went to members only. I wasn't looking.

>just you wait ruze, when i get over there- *massive explosions*

>>75843517
The chat was being filled with Legalize Cheese Pizza. But it wasn't actually Cheese Pizza

>>75843418
they love him too much IRL so they have to bully him in games

not a bettelion but bettel was really hot when he got stern..

>Bettel switched to members only chat
I don’t know what to do now bros

>>75843601
you know what to do then

HOLY MOTHER OF GIBBY

SHINRISWEEP~

>flayon is changing
GET HIM WHILE HES VULNERABLE

>>75843604
Blame the guy sending spam bots about cheese pizza

DIE RUZE DIE

That was a clean shot, good on Ruze.

>>75843517
wait...who went members mode?

>>75843705
gomen I see now

IT'S A STANDOFF

Do it shinri

>>75843705
Bettel's chat was being invaded by spam bots saying to "legalize cheese pizza".

Fucking piece of shit let me enjoy my jester in peace

FLAYSWEEP

>>75843498
Mechabirb used to get great art

He finally hit his shots I'm so proud

>Go on, mount him, mount up

flayon and ruze trying to hang gibby’s corpse…

Hakka and Jurard fuelling the worst parts of each other...

KEK hakka

Ruze is overpowered kek

Leader....

poor jester sounds a bit checked out now

Leader getting nerfed...

this knight won't know what hit him when the raids go out

>>75843960
Probably doesn’t know that bot spammer has been around and thinks it’s because of his game choice

I miss Vesper

pisstelion??

>>75844104
aim better then

Jurard maximum charisma via innocent dumbassery...

bettel KEK

relaxing garry's mod ambience to sleep to occasionally interrupted by jester thoughts

>CUM
>CUM TO US

hakkers described jurard perfectly

>"This is why I ignore him"
Leader no...

you now remember that NPC ice cream so good stream bettel did once long ago

>I sleep standing up, I pee standing up, I shit standing up

>"Shake my hand with your little T-rex paws"
You would, Hakka...

>wins by standing around doing absolutely nothing

>"I'm never acknowledging Jurard again"
No...my ship...

the kettle squeak KEKK

>>75844161
Hakka's explaination is exactly how Jurard became my oshi against my will.

>helium gas leak

I wonder if British people are offended by these accents..

FUUUUCK

>What's going on in there, can you relax I'm trying to watch the telly?
soundpost for when the thread gets spicy during streams

SICK FUCKING KILL GB

god I love sweatbullet

Flaytel cute byebye

>Gets terrorist right when he's about to leave
kek

this has been really cute Flaytime

>detective Jurard

CUTE clowntavio

>>75844619
Please

I WATCHED that headshot Altare that's bullshit and you know it

>we should play sometimes
Octavio invited Bettel to fuck. Cucktellions...

>"It's Ruze!!"
>No one comes to help
...

major yab on bettel's stream

https://youtu.be/4CR8u-2TKb0

>>75844934
The Wimbledonites are busy talking

Altare doesn't know what the fuck they are doing

Bettel Tavi will actually fuck. I nominate their shipname to be marionette

>>75844934
The roleplay is very serious

>he was mad I swept last round
GET his ass

>the home depot
BETTEL NO THIS BIT IS TOO FAR

God this boy is soooooooo cuuute

Shinri...

>"you're a traitor you stinky boy"
new flavor of shintare just dropped

that goldbullet guy has a wayne hylics profile picture, have any of them actually streamed it? first time watching btw

altare is hunting the flips

>>75845138
My cute aggression is acting up

oh no he is gonna pull up that the home depot song

COVER YOUR EARS BETTELION

He's avenging Jurard's death, kyaa~

>>75845187
no one yet.

>>75845187
none of them have yet, I don't think they have the perms
enjoy our retards

what is bettel cooking

>>75845218
I need to just grab him and....and everything god

>>75845138
I wanna use him as a body pillow and cuddle him while rubbing my boner against his thigh as I fall asleep

flayon cute today. my flaybies has come back in full swing. gn /mans/

>he’s gonna get the backshots of his life~
uogh whore dino

A gentlemanly duel between blue boys...

>gentlemanly duel between two blue fucks

>>75845269
>>75845275
that sucks, maybe with hylics 3 in the horizon that might change

Bettel unmutes and immediately hears something about backshots

>>75845331
>altare's breaching, he's breaching

You know now that I think about it, Tavi kind of sounds like Caboose. It all makes sense now.

>>75845326
same desu
>>75845325
god yes, I need to get one of those big "BF" pillows to cuddle with. sweet dreams roons

>>75845326
Goodnight roon

>shoutcasting the match
kek, incredible, AND they can practice for the wrasslin

THEY SHOT UP THE HOME DEPOT

>"See, I'm helping~!!"
I can practically see his tail wagging

OH MY GOOOOOOD JURARD

DINOSWEEP DINOSWEEP DINOSWEEP

BOYSUCCESS

BANCHOU SWEEP

DUMB LUCK JURARD

HE DID IT

JURARD DID IT

BOYWINNING~!!

>"Jurard's more like a mascot"

>what are you the leader of?
>uhh, arm, armfish..
kek

>>75845394
>I need to get one of those big "BF" pillows to cuddle with.
You can buy a normal body pillow from Amazon with a basic case and get a bootleg Machimakura case later.

RDM
RDM

holy kek ruze

RDM

RDM
RDM
RDM

Shinri getting interrogated...

Bettel kek

HERE
AT
THE
HOME
DEPOT

THE PAYOFF

i love hearing mama laugh

god this is my fanfiction made real, dingus bumbass bumbling into the savage bounty hunter…

holy kek

clown got stalked by a crazed axeman aiiee

>>75846003
KEK

JURARD KEK

DUMB LUCK DINO

>jurard attacked afk altare
COWARD DINO

KEEEK

THE KARMA IS DELICIOUS

>>75845692
true, but like, I remember seeing one on the TV that had like, an arm on it so it was like he would be hugging you....I can just imagine its Flay....Id like to get both tho I suppose

>I need to kill myself, I need to kill myself! Somebody kill me!

>down my throat

>KILL ME! I KILLED HAKKA, I CAN'T LIVE WITH MY GUILT!
Octavio....

DEAD NIGGA ALERT BUBBIES

Easy fucking games baby

>Shinri! Divine punishment awaits you! Turn yourself in!
FINALLY. Mama it's your time!
SHINTARE

Trigger-happy dino...

kek

If the VODs don't survive for some reason, I'll be pissed.

>you're asking for it Bettel
Dino please stop coming here

>heh, now its time for ME to be the terrorist. you can bet on bettel!
>jurard trigger happies him and says he was asking for it
>ruze: ok who the FUCK killed bettel?!
that was his target!! jealous hunter ruzettel!!!

>>75846405
i think it's fine

>>75846405
why wouldn't they survive, did someone say a gamer word

Jurard and Bettel should have sex already ffs

>jutard esl taking everything at face value
MAX LUCK meets DUMB LUCK

Altare is developing trust issues...

>I will lie down and just take it
I can't believe Altare said this lol

Bettel found someone to bully in Jurard. Bet he feels powerful.

>nobody can repair me
I CAN FIX HIM~!!

>"I can't detect unless there are bodies so I'm gonna make some bodies of my own"
is this part of your rebrand, shinri

Altare eavesdropping on the secret Armis meetings...

>>75846652
God, I hope so.

Hakka can't spell innocent backwards...

>Spell innocent backwards
>TNCEONNI
Hakka....

>>75846746
Can he spell Regina backwards

>crunchy echo shinri saying Discombobulate.
kek

What the fuck is that spray kek

MILK

THE ULTIMATE BOUNTY HUNTER

That reminds me of how I got banned from a TF2 server for setting goatse as my spray

>>75846861
art

I can't stand this sweaty blue nigga like you would not believe

Clearly its a bad idea to be 1 v 1 when the other is altare.

So many first time watchers today, I wonder what's the ocassion

>>75846956
Gmod I would assume

>>75846807
REGINA VAGINAL

>>75846956
Nostalgia for golden era youtube

>>75846956
Game buff + novelty of all gen collab

Octavio fell...

>REGIS

>Regis

>Regis
why does he keep doing this, what's wrong with his brain

Jurard is such a tourist

>regis is, like, wounded
why does dino revert to surnames kek

SOMEONE BEAT ALTARE 1v1

MONKEY MODE

LORE ACCURATE GIBBY

why are they all whores

>>75839484

Shinri contain yourself

>>75847193
>>75847196
>>75847198
Now, kiss.

>>75847222
You, stand in the corner and watch.

>>75847314
C'mere

the perfect crime bettel

Sly son of a bitch

HOLY KEK

JUTARD

leader might be dumb

HIS AIM NEVER MISSED

Hey anons help me push this in the river

his T3 voice pack of the npc bit last september was so good. i hope he gets back on producing vps sometime

Help stepRuze, I'm stuck

>>75847619
You got it boss!

>>75847500
>might be

wait where's jurard

>>75847619
On it

Bro really is a sharpshooter.

Leave the dino's helpless body alone!

Poor helpless dino

How the fuck did that work again

he was actually taking a shit KEK

Lucky Guess for Hakka there

>did anybody fuck

ruze saying shinri was so pliant...

HOW DID THAT WORK A 4TH TIME

BINGUS...

KEK WHAT THE HELL

>They killed Jurard? Nothing of value was lost

PROP HUNT NEXT LET'S FUCKING GO

PROP HUNT NIGHT

>tf2 ugly
Pinche pajaro pendejo

TF2 ONE DAY I BELIEVE

>TF2's style is ugly
Worst opinion shared in holostars

cute dinoshill

>short notice
bettel is so lucky everyone made time for him. again,

Jurard so busy shilling everyone else he forgot to say his own group's half-anni

>>75848327
Cada día este maricón se pone peor

Sending Jurard the multipenised Scout pictures rn

RATE THE COLLAB

>SHINRI'S GETTING UNDERWEAR
thank you, Octavio

>>75848422
HOME DEPOT/10

The gaijin are raiding the Knight

>"honku" tte nani?

>>75848440
Can you help me push this in the river first

>>75848422
NOSTALGIA/10

>>75848327
Exijo que el otro pájaro lo ponga en su lugar.

TEMMA IS SO FUCKING CUTE!!

>>75848462
Whoops meant for >>75848422

>>75848422
SHOT/NEVER MISSES

Tenma was so unprepared lmao, dude got scared

>>75848422
Good fun/10

>>75848339

>>75848422
PURE KINO/10

>>75848422
Monkey noises are peak kino/10

>>75848422
BRETTY/GOOD

Oh yeah, Bettels Birthday...
I was wondering how they got all of them together for this

>>75848422
BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED/10

>>75848422
Collab was fun, I was worried it was just going to be ear rape but proximity chat saved it

>>75848668
its the 17th

>>75848422
Oh you guys do this too, rad
I can't believe I stayed for the whole thing. Didn't know what to expect at first, but it ended up being some real kino shit. Brought back some old memories.
Whenever these fags do group collabs, I'll drop by and hang out here, that was fun

>>75848422
TTTkino/10

>>75848774
Glad you had fun friend!

>>75848495
>el otro pájaro
Do you mean GB?

>>75848422
KINO/10
I'm glad Bettel finally pulled it off, now that they've played once it should be smoother in a next opportunity, and hopefully it won't take so long for prop hunt

>>75848774
They are quite the bunch when they're together. Glad you enjoyed yourself.

>>75848774
there’s plenty of overlap with posters in here having 1 main star oshi and 1 main holo oshi. thread culture overlaps too. thanks for watching with us moom tourist, feel at home if you’re chill.

>>75848327
needs correction stat

I think my favorite moment beside the round with Shinri planting the bombs was Ruze getting Flayon to assassinate Jurard but he missed all his shots and got dommed instead kek

>>75849010
It was every time Altare went counterstrike mode for me

>>75849010
Jurard's blatant point-blank oneshot was a highlight of the collab.

>>75849082
That was insane. I need to go through his POV and find that 1v1 with GB.

I was mainly focusing on Hakka's POV, for a rewatch which of the other vods is the best? I'm gonna download a couple to watch tomorrow

>>75844619

>>75849548
I feel like Bettel's, Flayon's, and Jurard's were wild judging from the screaming

>>75849652
Flayon's was mostly rping with the others which was hilarious especially with Ruze and Bettel, he did have his usual adhd moments in between rounds but you can just skip over those.

>>75848774
Who's your oshi hooman

now /mans/ a mimir

I need to find that monkey moment, I need it framed

>>75850119
night fags

>>75849548
I had Bettel and Ruze on, most of the time they ended up in different ‘groups’ for the first couple hours so I got to see lots of different antics. Didn’t see much of mechabirbo from their povs, so I want to go back and watch flay. And maybe tavi as well, I feel like he’s a good “watcher” for other people’s insane moments.

do we have a baker? if not ill just bake early before sleeping

>>75850651
Anyone can take care of that shit man

>>75850651
I'm here, thought of going with picrel unless someone has a better idea

Alright. I forgive Gavis Bettel. That collab was great.

Puzzle time, they were all together having a great time and I was feeling nostalgic edition:
https://jiggie.fun/e_kk1a