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alban LOVE !

wife LOVE!

News:
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary Celebration site: https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/en_3rd_anniversary/
Luxiem, Noctyx, and Krisis at AnimeImpulse Seattle May 18-19 (M&G, Panels): https://x.com/animeimpulse/status/1779585413855813757
Ren and Doppio NijiEncounter Playback releases June 12: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1789493455980560467
Luca, Shu, Sonny, and Uki at NijiEN Summer Jam in Anime Expo July 6 (3D Concert, Livestreamed, physical tickets on sale May 16): https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/AX2024_summerjam/
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Outfit status: Aster, May 18: https://x.com/AsterArcadia/status/1789525030088712632

Merch on sale:
TDH Graphic Novel (until May 19)
Hex Bday (Until May 12)
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary
Luxnoc Chibi
Soothing Voice
TTT Half Anniversary

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Shu and Sonny NijiEncounter Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E
Ike Instrumental Orisong: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1784610521951490267
Alban Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwCuoD49yAI
Luca Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZMbxXaCNs
Uki Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2r7xfCOnmU
Fulgur Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Noctyx Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Zali Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc

thanks for baking! pwease continue discussion we got killed right in the middle

what is your favorite (non sexual) body part on a nenmen

>>75758719
my wife's beautiful nape and back

>>75758719
>(non sexual)
you didn't have to make this hard mode.
hmm, I like ears on some boys, they're very customizable

>>75758719
Need to touch hubby's horns, wings, and fangs

>>75757514
my abno husbando was burrowing heaven ... but he's more for cute & lore reasons than for sex, i loved the object heads like der frei, butterfly, and la lluna, and i used to follow someone who drew porn of nothing there so the concept of not knowing if the person you love is being skinwalked by a monster is hot but the actual monster is too goofy to fuck. a lot of the death scenes the creatures do to your employees were also hot

>>75759344
DER FREISCHUTZ LOVE
LA LLUNA HATE

btw haha does that person still draw nt or no more

>>75758883
nothing like a good view from behind

>>75758933
ears are fun to kiss and nibble. I like when anime characters have blushy ears too

>>75758936
horn gang horn gang

>>75759429
nope, we lost them in the menhera artist purge that followed after limbus drama... big shame too one of my favorite puppeteer x elena artists also deleted everything in "solidarity"

>>75759730
FUCK
I hate korea sometimes, nothing like this happened during the ruina days....

>>75759518
i love that ren keeps up the notion that his horns are super sensitive and cannot be touched by renvaderz "or else" also he still didn't let (You) touch them in his boyfriend ASMR.... need to pin him down and rub them

>>75758719
I am unironically one of those "oh I love your eyes!" people.

I am obsessed with this man. All three of him. Thank you for making him the OP!

>>75760093
genuine question: what is pretty about eyes? I was told once I had nice eyes while talking and I froze and didn't talk to that person for a week because I couldn't form a response

>>75760347
eyes are the window to the soul, and are the thing you're supposed to look at when paying attention to people, vtubers have very pretty and expressive eyes. ike blinks a lot when he is excited so i am always looking at his cute fluttering eyelashes, willy has expressive eyes, and personally my favorite eyes are sonny's
if you mean real life, some people just have a really nice and inviting gaze and maybe they thought the shape of your eyes are striking? "you have nice eyes" is a pretty basic compliment that people like to give

>>75759815
that's what happens eventually when even the CEO is menhera, ruina had it's own issues towards the end... i wish we had someone in EN with projectmoontism, i will always appreciate foxmom for trying at least

>>75760763
it was more "your eyes are really pretty when you talk like that" while I was explaining something from a lecture, I don't even remember which one
I agree about ike thoughts, I liked yugo's surprised wide eyes, I also noticed vanta's eyetracking is really good

>>75761329
translation: i can see the passion you have for this subject, and that makes you beautiful to me.

BL rec that has a really delicious man, the uke is a 40something yo dude in a rock band: dear my killer tune. sadly there's no sex

>>75761329
Nta, that's usually more of a "your eyes are showing some kind of emotion that is appealing to me" so I'd guess you know the subject well, or like it or were genuinely enjoying the person's company, or some combination.

>>75760347
i have a preference for long/wide eyes with a monolid, the kind that looks very foxy. i think it's sexy. but in your case it's probably referring to your gaze like others anon said and not the physical appearance of your eyes. i also have a thing for people with a bit of buckteeth..........

>>75761329
that person enjoys your passion, that is a really sweet compliment

I'm going to explode with emotion oh no.
that person was really nice, they're leagues smarter than me and I remember being surprised that they, out of all people, didn't understand something. I think I still have the music playlist they shared with me.

>>75761564
Woah! Artstyle is very yummy thanks for the rec, there's gapmoe with the different detail on the two, that's cool

>>75758719
Mana has sexy ankles. For boys overall it's teeth, I love a good set of fangs

>>75762620
yasss

i like eyes too, and pretty hair!!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

S stages are later today.... arturia, carry me... GN

>>75758719
All his parts are sex to me but Luca's mouth has amazing range in its expressiveness.

>>75762292
i love the art style too, man i wonder if we'll get a sex scene in a future extra or sequel, they really blueballed us like that
>>75763664
GL anon, virtuosa has been very fun to use

boop

ren soon

>>75763664
>>75764868
still trying to get lessing to e2 90. its sooo expensive

ren confirmed sadist.

ren orgasm denial when

ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwBHTtosXJM

imagine ren singing in a doppi voice

impromptu guitar stream

ren's working on another original song

Ren is so great. I'm so happy he's ours and I hope we get to have him for a really long time. idk felt compelled to post this I just think he's neat

>>75773524
yeah imma hop in a casket when he graduates

death

death once again

I like the thought of ukaku ghoul Shubert

4 hours in and Sonny finally lost his virginity. To Ren even though I've been trying for Alban. I've making him piss himself in front of people since the start which is hot but at least.

>>75778217
you're playing as sonny? who did you make ren and alban)

just like that one anon's fic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OAjGeB1e3Y
sonny puisko live

>>75762292
Everyone's just a person at the end of the day, with our own set of skills and knowledge. We can all learn and grow from one another in ways we never would expect, anon. Don't count yourself out, either.

i'm home and sonny is still streaming yippee !!!!!!

>>75785741
i wish more people drew briskadets like that

sonny is at chapter 5 already....he really likes this game

off collabo mango mukbang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eokblGAGM0w

LUXIEM 3D IS INCOMING

>>75778567
Sorry I fell asleep. Alban is my best friend, Ren is the 30-something year old man that buys you a drink in the shady bar in the industrial park area and seems really down to fuck again when we can find time. I've got Uki as my roommate and Archivist Fulgur as his boyfriend. Which was funny when right after naming him and him leaving the room, Uki confronted me and basically did the keep away from my man bit that he does.

>>75787923
hey this is close to my run except sonny is my best friend! i actually hit a wall with the party quest since the game is unfinished, it took quite a while to get anywhere with the best friend but it was cute

>>75787097
Thank god, we’ll probably see an announcement by the end of the month

ikey soon

>>75789378
oh my god i just woke up and it's time for my wife? im so lucky

>>75788424
Yeah getting with Alban is proving difficult to make any progress with but I'm working on upping my exhibitionism right now as I want to take part in the win or do sexual favors part of the arcade and it's such a grind. Even using the pool and dressing a slutty as I can bear to make Sonny look.

i've never had a red bull, is it really that good

>>75789665
no lmao

https://youtu.be/32hVCzSTnTM
it's ikey!

>>75789665
no, it is a tool for desperate college kids, not an enjoyable drink. It tastes borderline horrid

if we don't get sexy catholicism-themed fanart off this stream we're missing out

>>75780039
wish I got this far, my best friend barely does anything

Ike talking about relaxing every part of his throat... got that much control, huh, Ikey....? help

>>75791248
Oh I loved this trend, I didn't know people still drew for it.

>>75791336
it might be old art, i saved a bunch of their art recently during a pixiv binge

>>75789643
>>75790883
you have to attend parties and dance/fuck randoms to raise party popularity then you get roped into a situation with your best friend

>>75791434
oh.... I ignored random sex at parties so I could be with the best friend... I thought that was the way. thanks for the tip!!

Ike doing the most tskr deep voice for the priest guy. Quilldren winning on this day.

>>75791434
I got invited to my first party in 2 days time, at the same time I'm also purposely throwing sidebets to get up Sonny's sexual experience. He's now also been fucked by Vanta so I'm unsure if I want to go the best friend route or just keeping whoring myself around in anyway possible to see what happens while trying to stay afloat money and grade wise

willy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhe3w8kDEcI

>>75792877
the only time the best friend has ever displayed jealousy that lowered the romance bar for me, was going on a picnic and saying hi to other guys... he's let my alban talk about fuckbuddies and was cool about it
i wish there was a jealousy mechanic but this game seems to play with the purpose of creating the biggest slut alive

froggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyNEqukqRCg

>>75793082
crashed...

>>75795045
It's sims 4 that game is coded entirely in spaghetti

>>75793183
Not same anon but yeah, my girl went from innocent to pretty shameless slut/hoe in record time. She's just started playing e-sports though so we're still running up that hill.

ike is eating pocky and going "ahn!" before each bite. i love him

willy wants to make vanta noctyxs' sex slave

>>75795917
Yeah Sonny lost his virginity a week ago and has since fucked Vanta, 4 strangers at a party and let another cum on his face, then I threw the tournament the next day so he'd get fucked again and Alban isn't giving a shit that Sonny has become a shameless slut in the space of 8 days since having his first sexual experience that wasn't with his own hand. It's more fun trying to think of names for the NPCs and seeing how many members you can fuck than about picking a specific route I'm finding. Wilson wants to go a date with me too so I'm hoping when I find someone to call Zali I can land him too and complete the trio of Krisis boys.

>>75797300
based

>>75797341
I completely forgot what the game is called so reading this barely in context is hilarious to me

>>75797402
Course of Temptation. It's free!

>>75797427
Thanks, it's fun reading posts about it and imagining it's actually happening

>>75797300
I can't tell if some of these posts are about the CoT or random shit said on stream anymore

>>75798071
KEK

>>75798071
This cracked me up anon I love you.

>>75798071
You could preface most CoT posts with "[Liver]" said X happened" and I would treat it like a regular livepost, it's great.

I just figured out the classroom bully is nonbinary, should I make them usan

I was minding my business playing games and then Sonny showed up and he was like "hey wanna bet 10 dollars" but I don't have 10 fucking dollars so I said no so he was like "if I win you gotta show me your dick" like why is he such a creep

wtf playing persona 4 made wife agoraphobic

>>75798573
U-san is nice though if you're not playing with Noctyx aa your main crew you could always use Uki, he said on debut he/they pronouns are fine and catty gay guy is a sterotype

>>75798657
This post destroyed my sides

>>75798573
my best friend was nonbinary and i made them u-san
this game sure is something

reminds me earlier today i was sharing screen with some group project members and i accidentally tabbed into CoT fuck my life i need to sleep now to avoid the cringe

>>75798719
the game gets weird at times and says I have fun conversations with the bully but then 180's to them stealing my assignments. I will make them uki and if I find another nb that will be usan

>>75798657
nijien for this feel?

>>75798805
it's okay they probably didn't even notice, and if they did they won't recognize it, and if they do they ain't gonna say shit because that implicates them too lmao

>>75798657
Sonny was peeing next to another guy, looked over at his cock and noticed after he finished pissing he was starting to get hard and offered to finish him off. He's just like that. What is it with Sonny and awful bathroom etiquette. You don't stare at mens dicks in bathrooms whether it's in the minions bathroom or a party.

>>75798893
I can't tell if you're referring to CoT or referencing that one bit where sonny was watching wilson piss that one time

>>75798829
Literally Sonny, or Clark actually that sounds like a Clark thing to do after how he coerced Wilson into basically kissing him.

New game: CoT or Something that Actually Happened

Ike said he wants to play guitar in 3D when he can! god please

>>75798893
i almost thought this was real like picrel......

>>75799023
I'm combining CoT and him watching Luca piss in real life

>>75799099
It's uncanny how sometimes they just do things so similar to what they've actually done or would do

>>75799033
kek i was thinking which nijien's POV that post could be from, but clawson matches well. and luca and sonny for the urinal thing
>>75799099
i live for closeted willy getting sekuhara'd by his crushes

>>75799069
everything is real

Ike can drive stick??? Holy based...

>>75799272
ike can work a stick (Mine)

Ike talking about pocky has made me remember キミとポッキーゲーム... There was a cover of that I listened to a lot in the past. NijiEN cover when?

it's fucking hilarious how this game has infected this thread AND the main thread, anons are addicted

>>75799272
i think it's more common in europe?

>>75799238
I kek'd when Sonny lost his first game and his punishment was spanking after he spanked luxiem in AR live. How's the payback feeling now bitch, now it's your turn to feel the burn.

>>75799480
I thought people didn't drive in Europe...

>>75799454
It's like how you can put whoever you want in Sword of the Stranger, it's fun to put characters you like in other media and have it be automatically somewhat accurate

>>75799454
it's hilarious for me because less than a day before anons started talking about it i wondered if anyone would be interested in it but didn't have any proper way to bring it up
then another quill (i think?) linked it like two threads later

>>75799454
Oh how are main enjoying it? I don't generally go there, it's... fast.

>>75799117
Oh I thought it was luca watching him piss, and then there was the part 2 story where sonny watched willy piss (on twitter), and it was blonde boys pissing

>>75799657
there were two briskadets contemplating flunking their assignments to play it kek

>>75799670
Sonny please stop watching people piss. He's not just upping the not straight implications but also I think he might have a piss kink

>>75799534
KEK

I want to get in just to see what happens if we use the same bathroom...

hex playing touchstarved and ike talking about discussing dark media with wife have rekindled my intense desire for that nerd podcast to come true

>>75799915
If you are a man he WILL watch you pee, Uki WILL flirt with you and Claude WILL at least try to make out with you.

>>75800705
>I'm a man but I solely use closed stalls in the bathrooms
ngmi

>>75797341
I'm going for the trifecta of whore, gamer, and actually good student, it helps that the arcade rewards you for getting good at video games and being slutty enough to get in the tournaments.

Also one of my fave experiences was this random 20-something lady that choked my character while giving her the strap, humiliating her and putting her in max pain, and then pissed on her out of nowhere. Could not get her name but damn. What a woman.

>>75798893
Didn't Sonny stand by Luca at a urinal one time? Bro really is creeper seme-coded, in his Boku No Sexual Harrassment era.

ver is a fairy

>>75800953
I'm still trying to get piss content that isn't self-pissing. I make him piss himself in public infront of others, in the shower and at the pool but I still just have overactive bladder and no sex scenes involving piss options or piss. I even had feet content when I turned feet off but went with it anyway cause I didn't want to end a scene as it was getting to the climax.

Need a CoT remake where you play as an elementary schooler instead of a college student TToTT

>>75802291
i know of a highschool one from a WHILE back, before itch.io took off, but you can't rename characters to my knowledge. it's absurdly debauched though and i wound up creating a commune where people returned to post-graduation to live in sexual harmony with their former classmates and teachers. i will attempt to find it, god help me.

>>75802291
Imagine that when your character says they're 18 they're saying they're 8, make every npc super short with a tiny cock and no body hair and start your character with no sexual experience or knowledge then just try be delusional. I decided to make Alban and Wilson tiny in both ways when I was editing them and am imagining that they're like those child geniuses who get into university at 15. Still not real shota but I'm doing my best with what I have

>>75802768
oh my sweet summer fuck you genius i'm doing that and i'm making the class bully poco pio and i'm going to WRECK HIM

>>75802619
>I found it. It's called Academy of Fetishes and here's the blurb:
>"Academy of Fetishes is a text-based game you can play in the browser. You are the principal of Saint Mary's, a financially ruined all-female college. Fortunately, an anonymous benefactor offers to keep the school afloat so long as the students and teachers perform lewd acts.


Very debauched but in a customizable manner. Might not be what people /here/ want but I'm sharing because I took the time to find it.

he barged in on me in the shower twice in the same day...

>>75804298
I can fucking read this in his voice

>>75804454
He's in the fucking shower with me again. I cannot escape him. He's challenging me to go streaking. I should have made him Poco Pio, but I guess this is Doppio still in his delinquent arc...

>>75804738
you could also make him door

>>75804298
What a menace
>He refuses to elaborate but instead borrows some of your bodywash
Is something I can imagine him doing

wife wants to try and do a member zatsu tomorrow.... but it's the only fucking day this month where i need to go into the office... fuck my life. i really hope he does it thursday instead

>>75806138
Ganba comfydant... let's hope wife comes home soon.

>>75806358
thank you anon. i just miss him so much........ we didn't get a goodbye zatsu before his break because of how sudden it was... i miss him

>>75803515
Thanks, I'll try it out! I didn't know text games had sauce like this anymore.

I loved CoC but I am not into preg and trying not to get knocked up in that game was a pain in the ass.

Pio schedd.

>>75807582
Yeah... but it's okay. He's away to rest up and recover, so we can be strong for him.

>>75807633
Nimin Fetish Fantasy is for furries but it has contraceptives if you can look past, or are into, that sort of thing. CoC II is on steam and while I can't vouch for whether or not it has pregnancy I can say I haven't been knocked up yet, at least. There are some more I'll try to remember... I really love all sorts of text-based games but I haven't kept tabs on them in a long while.

>>75807783
i know it's unreasonable but i don't wanna be strong anymore, i want to throw a tantrum and be immature and act like a giant baby who misses their mommy

>>75808303
I think that's fair. Emotions don't operate on logic all of the time. Find a safe outlet for your feelings so you can express them and get them out of your system -- if you want to throw a big crying tantrum for a little bit, go ahead and let that out. You'll feel better for having done so. You're doing just fine, anon.

>>75808303
hang in there cute sheep

I don't know why I love this so much but the teeny tiny Uki dog going "woo" always makes me smile.

>>75810726
4 u

>>75810792
Thank you anon! Who is your oshi? I will see if I have any nice art of them as a thank you.

>>75810963
Demon but you don't have to give me any art of him, I'm pretty sure I've seen it all

>>75811024
I thought I had a lot at only 12k files... you're so cool.

>>75808470
thanks anon, i've been distracting myself with other stuff but it doesn't work so well anymore and watching vods is making me miss him even more... then the fact i might have to miss his return stream kind of ruined my mood... there's no one to blame, it's just my usual bad luck. most of the time i can laugh it off, i guess i'm feeling tired today
>>75810021
thanks kadet

>>75811173
That's what happens when you check the art tag every day for 2.5 years, there's some artists I didn't catch in time but I am confident that I have 85% of all fanart on twitter he's ever had

>>75811190
Hmm... you know what I think might help, anon? You should write him a fan letter. Put all the reasons he's helped you and that you like him down on a page and send it out. I think it will genuinely help you through the downtime.

>>75811308
As an archivist I fucking salute you, incredible work anon.

>>75811353
i've been wanting to write him one, i was gonna do it for my birthday. maybe i'll start drafting it once i'm in a better mood, give myself some extra time to edit it

>>75813993
I think that's a good idea anon!

pero pero

I wanna comfort him so bad

He's working so hard I can't wait to see what he's cooking

>>75811173
I wanna to slob on him in a club bathroom while he's wearing this, kindred are rubbing off on me

Heh, rubbing off on me :3

>>75815383
I have been that stressed (metaphorically) and I am begging, BEGGING him to take a fucking break at any point. It seems like everyone's cooking right now. Doppio's had three work streams in two schedules, Ike's mentioned a ton of offline work, and so on. Even Sani's seemed busy... something is definitely up (in a positive way.)

>>75817876
can't wait for him to come back home and chill and stream all day. He deserves to chill after everything

>>75818065
i unironically want him to do a sleep stream just for proof that he's actually done some sleeping.

>>75818469
I would kill for another sleepy asmr stream

vanta alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYJTyfZGfB4

i love my wife and his long rambling member posts that he keeps saying are gonna be short but they're just like his streams

what kind of brain does it take to understand all the effects on screen during a final fantasy raid

>>75820515
that'll be one (1) serving of adhd with a side of autism. or at least that's what works for me.

>>75820515
Focus on getting out of the funny orange puddles on floor

pio doing a menshi today for anyone that has it and missed the post!

>>75821179
thank you for reminding me!! I was too distracted with CoT....

>>75821544 (me)
I suddenly hate pio. MY HEADPHONES WERE FULL VOLUME

>>75821179
he just started and is being very relaxingly loud

this man wants to work so hard... bless his heart...

>>75821669
i also briefly hated him but now i love him again

>>75821733
he's so cute... i'm reinstating lap rights.

>erect mode
alban will finally masturbate on stream

>>75822018
finally someone does it. i can finally stop writing about it. thank god

>>75821955
he already messed something up and is laughing at himself.... pio I could never hate you but I am definitely going to pout

>>75822018
woah i wondered in here if he'd play fnf 4 days ago and he totally saw my post

What /nenmen/ would you most want to be friends with, anons?

>>75822340
Probably my demonhusband, I relate too much with him and I think we could yap together all day. And nuanced discussions about fucking bowser. Though I feel like saying "i'd be good friends with my oshi!!1!" is easymode so

>>75822340
I would love to be friends with ren though he's older than me

i... i think wife's house probably smells bad....... because he says cats smell bad

>>75822340
claude...

>>75822635
He lives with a huge dog

>>75822340
ike (he is very similar to me in many ways, and main reason why he is not my main oshi), vanta, doppi and ren

>>75822736
i don't think that necessarily means stinky, my parents have a dog and my friends have large dogs, and their houses don't smell bad. but if his cats smell then the litter probably doesn't get cleaned often enough, and a dirty litter will stink up the whole place

>>75822340
Pio would be fun. Also probably the healthiest choice for me.

>>75822340
not claude because i would immediately fall in love with him

i have never been teased so hard in such a positive way... he'll be the death of me yet

now I wish I bought roadtrip pv

>>75822340
I honestly would love a Shubro, he's grown on me so much this past year.

his breathing...

>>75822888
I don't know what's worse, wife's house smelling like wet dog and dirty litter or wife pampering dogo with him smelling like pina colada while his cats smell like shit all the time...

Maybe it's because I'm used to dog and cat smell but I never understood people saying "get ready for your house to smell like piss." I mean sure I've had to clean up a lot, but I always get the smell out

uooooooo stinky smelly hermit wife

I feel like I found this artist's alt art account but I'm not sure. The art style feels uncannily similar though

help i think im in love with him

>>75827288
same.... his voice. I can't wait for the next one

this is the stream ever...

>>75822340
I feel like Sonny and I have the most in common to talk about, similar age, grew up on the same parts of the internet, love animals, cooking and a good coffee. I destress via fps games even if I'm not that good at them but I am good at the puzzles so we could help each other out if playing co-op in those sorts of things. Other than that Fuuchan, again similar in age and grew up in similar places of the net so like Sonny we have similarly warped senses of humor and morals regarding fiction. I only have a passing knowledge of danmei though as I've only read one and a half series but am a fujo so we can talk about BL, I love dogs and writing but our preferences in writing style are vastly different so I feel like we'd clash on that if we were ever beta reading each other's work. Alban is too menhera in the wrong way for me to get along with properly as attracted to him as I am although I would like to play games with him, our tastes match up there really well plus we've got some other interests in common. I want to duel with Ver, his yugioh autism and mine match but that's about it. Vanta would be a riot to hang out with, as would Wilson. Clark and I could ramble for hours with each other due to similar interests but I'm not too sure we'd hang out too often, just discord call every now and then.

So after that text wall, Sonny.

Goddamn, Sonny just got stuck in the dryer and a fucking train run on him, amazing.

doppio would like to remind all the lurking scythekicks to submit outfit design requests to his marshmallow for his fashion dreamer stream!

>>75828779
YOU CAN DO THAT?

What the fuck this game is awesome. You've all ruined me.

Doppio bullied me into publicly exposing myself while he watched...

>>75822340
Depends on if its online friends or irl friends. I think ren could be a cool irl friend that would drag me out of my room and touch grass.

For online friends, i could see myself grinding games with aster or claude.

>>75828977
his dropsights tangent during this was funny

pio plagerism...

>>75830117
he CANNOT credit it to fucking @nonce

>>75830295
I sure hope nonce isnt a poco fan

>>75830503
i cannot imagine literally making my username that people have to say out loud nonce

>>75830965
makes me think of that scene from IT crowd with Peter File

he's being so cute right now i'm going to live. I'M GOING TO LIVE

>>75828977
uee.. how do marshmallows work again? do I sign in and it'll show a username?

>>75832382
you can sign in via a social media site like twitter, or you can make an account on the site. marshmallows are sent anonymously (as far as i know) so he won't know it was you!

>>75832815
naruhodo... so I send an outfit idea...
imagine a devilish punk outfit for poco pio

>>75833202
nah, not for him, but for you! he'll be playing a fashion dress-up game and dressing up the scythekicks! he loves us so much...

>>75833525
OH! NARUHODO X2 okay okay I get it
ah... I have ideas then

>>75833751
have fun anon!

>>75828976
It seems to be completely rng so may not happen your entire game but select the right prompts and it just keeps going for ages

>>75799272
i know it doesn't translate into irl, but i swear to god whenever i see him drive cars in any sort of game, he's always so good at it... especially in that dbd collab... it's very sexy of him lol

>>75828976
It's happening for a second time in a row holy shit it must but something to do with my current skills or my luck is just really good.

>>75835327
woah... sugoi
btw, what sports did you sign up for?

>>75835838
Swimming because he actually used to do swimming and being in a speedo ups your exhibitionism easily. I heavily contemplated esports but instead just spend a lot of time gaming in the longue and at the arcade betting and fucking around on the machines (and with randoms if I don't need the extra money). It might also help to have exhibitionism above 3 and disinhibition at at least 5?

otsupio! gn anons

>>75837151
gn !

>>75837151
gn!!!!!!!!

giftedmems are a scary thing, I just found out I got one for ike and I don't feel right peeping into that content... quilldren am I allowed to view menshi

>>75837510
get your filthy gifted hands away from his sex tape stream!

>>75837813
understood! I'll use gifted for only emotes

>>75836448
i played so much i went through the entire esports storyline and year 1 as wife so now im on the cheerleading team

which boys membership is the best? i think wifes is top tier but i like sonnys too. back when vox was more active his was also great

>>75837510
watch his menshi stuff it's cozy and watching him mix is always so interesting. we all love ikey!

>>75838607
wife absolutely is top tier. sonny's is also really good between the content and the random posts, ike's is good if you like him or if you like music! doppio is another i highly recommend, he's done three menshi in the last two weeks and he's constantly lovely! the times i've had ver's, he's pretty good at sharing in his, alban likes to tease the takaradachi with teasers of his upcoming plans (and iirc so does luca, as well as random menshi/watchalongs from him.) if you like hex's content you'll like his menshi content.

>>75838607
claude's is good too. he writes long updates and does regular streams there which he sometimes privates, the fucker.
>>75824957
i don't want to be judgmental but when he mentioned his cat would poop under his bed i had a feeling he probably didn't clean the litter frequently enough.. with two cats he's technically supposed to have at least two litter boxes as well. i love him but he's definitely not a cat person lol.

>>75838607
Alban's is the favourite of the ones I've been part of, they feel more intimate, he rambles a lot, gives us teasers and is a bit more open about things than you'll ever see in his usual content of
>I play horror games to moan like a whore, like rpg maker games and voice acting them and am the best EN at rhythm games
I like Ike's when he actually streams even if I understand nothing about music production but dropped it after a lack of content, I'm not a fan of watchalongs which is a lot of what Luca does but really like his raw vocals streams because he too opens up a lot in them after yelling about how embarrassed he is about his unmixed voice. Sonny's is good but I prefer watching him shoot things or suck at nintendo games and rage at things children can clear to his style of menshi I do miss the food posts though. I do want to try Pio out at some point, I love his general content so it would be nice to see what he's like behind a paywall.

>>75837886
i was joking its okay! watch what youd like !

death

albump

I'm going to just start bumping with updates once we get too far back in the catalog, Shu and Sonny had sex on the first date which honestly no longer surprises me about Shu

>>75847537
i have gbf brainrot I thought this was faa-san

>>75848468
whats happened now

>>75850747
Most exciting update is I finally decided on a name for the QuickieBurger boss after trying to think of an EN who fit for ages who I hadn't used. He is Riku Tazumi now.

>>75851525
How the fuck do I change the names of the characters? I could only choose my best friend's name. halp

>>75851849
in the options menu there's a setting to customise npc

albump

>>75851849
you have to learn the NPCs name, THEN you can customize it by clicking it, everyone starts off as a descriptor like "brawny brown haired boy", so socialize with them, or before you fuck them, ask their name
the football team likes raping my alban too much to let me ask all their names kek....

>>75839824
his cat could just be a kusogakki as well. i do rescue/foster and sometimes animals -- cats, dogs, and anything else -- do not cooperate worth a damn even when given the right care. (and sometimes the ones that were previously cease doing so as they get old... this is why i bought a carpet shampooer.)

hospital... I just want to go home and make more boys fuck

>>75858320
you okay anon?

>>75839824
my cat has 2 litter boxes and i bring him out to go do his business in the garden in the mornings and he still chose to pee on me (ON MY BED) (WHEN I WAS SLEEPING) the day after i brought him to the vet.....

sonny brisko stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phR9tBvBTzU

sonny's mic is buzzing, he's using a vibrator on stream kyaaaaa

>>75858368
head trauma, need scan to make sure there's no permanent damage

>>75858778
just like in CoT........

>>75858967
All the best anon, keep in touch. No sleeping until the doc says so! also you can play CoT on a phone if you don't mind running a second save file! (I know hospitals are a lot of downtime, I played that suika game knockoff for a week straight when I was in there a while back.)

Who's your oshi? Let me post some art of them for you.

... kadets are we still alive

>>75859275
i'm grateful that he kept reading it even if it implied brutal sex

>>75859275
I think he should voice tweet it at least 3 times a day.

>>75859135
Aruban is and I'll be out soon and would rather finish my current playthrough first

>>75859575

>>75859681

>>75859719

oniisan sonny...

>>75859753

>>75859853

>>75859901
Thank you for the cats!

>>75860459
i hope they help!

>do not go gentle into that good night
sonny.....i'm gonna cry......

>>75861503(me)
i don't think i've ever gotten over xiao mogu......i remember reading it when rainbow turtle was still translating it.....
i still cry thinking about 'he's just a little mushroom'....an zhe my beloved....

oh......groundhog sonny......no......uee ueeee

God I love when he's pathetic, whether it's accidental or intentional.

kek i love it

can someone clip sonny with a cold it's so evocative, i need it to express how i, too, feel when i get a cold

>>75861661
i read it after wife did his sponsored stream for it. two years later certain scenes still give me that tingly ASMR feeling when i think about them, like an zhe watching as the entire outer city gets bombed to oblivion or when lu fengs mom turns into a bee? wasp? and flies away. it's such a good story even though it lost me a bit at the end because my chinese isn't good enough for all the scientific mumbo jumbo... i listened to the first season of the drama CD as well, it's well-done. i should finish it

alban https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0mPoyuN2ns

auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0mPoyuN2ns
>>75863335
i actually haven't read the official translation yet, i should get around to buying the book soon....
my sister bought the two official ones and i wasn't a fan of the cover....but i want to properly support the author.....

who made him read the meido copypasta kek

>>75863500
just borrow them from your sister! i took a peak at the english translation and it feels a bit clunky... it doesn't read as naturally as a seven seas translation that's for sure

auban ToT
>>75863657
i'll probably do that, i read most of my danmei via fan translations, edited MTL or just MTL in general so i'm okay with clunkly translations....i first read it when it was being translated on chrysanthemum garden anyway, though i saw that lu feng was being called the Judge in the en translation and not The Arbiter which is so much cooler....

auban ToT

kek i like how almost all takaradachi became lecherous ojisans towards alban

i'm gonna do something crazy to this cat

he's so fucking cute bros

alban wants to play with (You)r balls anon

Naughty cat theif

he's already resorting to stealing and hoarding things just like when he was a homeless kitty

he broke the game already ssg

ALBAN TOT

>if it fits, i sits

KAWAEE

>>75863869
hmm... the arbiter does sound much more badass but the judge is a slightly closer translation of the original term, it's a hard decision to make.

>>75865203
yeah i read somewhere that 审判官 and 审判者 were used in the original and that The Judge was actually more accurate since 审判官 is just "Judge" 审判者 is "one who judges"
i think i just like The Arbiter because it's what i first read....kek

aruban in one ear and sonny jp in the other

sonny is so soft today

cute tanuki

alban's prison memories...

alban is a good boy !!!! he says to recycle your cans !!!!!

why is he in a constant state of flustered... is he in heat

>>75866006
alban is always in heat....

>>75866075
and sonny is NOT PERFORMING HIS DUTY

>>75866164
he's streaming right now, even alphas gotta work!

>>75866164
it's okay he has hoards of ojisans ready to take advantage of him

>>75866164
sorry he became a puppy in heat today

froggy is live with some VR stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh8lM8DhczQ

>>75865357
yeah like when one translator will spell a character's name a certain way, then someone else takes over the project and the spelling changes. it bugs me so much!

>>75866283
yeah...but i can't be mad in this case because it's a fan translation (which was edited mtl) VS official translations