/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>7563638
>tarkov
is this even a chuuba?

>>7563728
yes, and she's a tarkov autist

>>7563756
I mean on her twitter it said she was from the lowland countries of Europe but I wasn't expecting her voice to sound like that. Is it bad that I popped a boner the moment I heard her speak?

>>7563756
fuck, never heard of her

STORY ANCHOR

POST 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

>>7564018
Sometimes i think about how disappointed Fubuki would be in us if she found this general

It turns me on

>>7563728
There's a few Tarkov chuubas. My favorite is Rin. She's super cute and last I saw she had a live DeepL bot that translated what she said on stream as she said it and her chat autotranslated to JP as well, so even EOPs like me could enjoy her.

>>7564018
shut the fuck up faggot

>>7565320
Kill yourself. The anchors are incredibly useful.

>>7563859
holy shit i searched her up out of interest and her accent is incredibly thick

i know russia isn't exactly the european lowlands but she sounds like her name's svetlana and she beats people over the head with rolling pins

>>7563756
>a tarkov autist
as opposed to what?

>>7564118
oh i think she like it (^・ω・^§)ノ

>>7565898
A non-tarkov autist

>>7565948
fair enough

>>7564018
Stories from last thread
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQtYMldKxX2kmnCNz6ovxz047Jyx-eJLCM1CZzre8Az4Nif8p7b4nrU-Px6RLZHq3eVsIheCNoZxI06/pub
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQeF9Ywr8H6diuMiYLVSPoin17zyi6nksrwWPkqiz3py3_dN3PR733jqGXYXsbaoVuLdsmzTzbdezLC/pub
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRIoOeuz9z1h3xlwxoWEPmDjcrOsDrvUNb2rNA-rG5Nt3ScV7fq9dDXWvtsbO_Y14-Us9vud-G0bnV4/pub
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR52lYofSv9txhKh2HNE8_qx_GQLW-U8c8KSwymvtBOA4X9PC1v65xFv6i5vgJyyCMWDKfSg37J3RJP/pub

>>7565948
love how there's no option left for a tarkov normie, but having played the game extensively, i know better

>>7566073
Wait we got four stories last thread? Maybe it was because the thread went by so fast that I missed them but damn.

>>7566158
first link is unfinished crap

>>7566073
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX
dem cartoon girls got a nigga sprung

>>7566217
I lol'd

>>7564018
A short story that I wanted to make to practice a bit more while I procrastinate on my other stories. Tecnically this is the first smut i've ever put out. I wonder if it's good.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSdRlU5mUBKZeDY_tQftaTy92g54bmXSfxCDWgwnwnkALyHYG31Z2Zd_kJePI5tdkeSFFHAoGP4Riiw/pub

>>7566718
Forgot to add.

Tags: (NSFW, Sora, Short(?), post orgasm torture)

>>7563707
Sharks are attracted to colors that pop such as shades of yellow, orange, and red. I am proposing a story in which Gura flies into an autistic murderous rage whenever she sees one of those colors, especially when they're on a living being.

>>7566718
Holy shit the Sora smut I've been waiting for. Great job writeanon.

>>7566718
"Technically" the first? Whaddaya mean by that?

Either way, it's quite good and I'd happily read more. What did you mean by post-orgasm torture, by the way? There doesn't seem to be anything of the sort. I half expected to read about Anon's dick getting cut off or something after nutting

>>7566887
I take it it is enjoyable at least then?

>>7567007
> Technically
It's because I've already written about 7k words of smut story, but I haven't finished it yet so this is my first time publishing smut.
> post orgasm torture
Post orgasm torture is the brief period after orgasming in which your dick is extremely sensitive. If you try jerking off after orgasming it will hurt a whole lot. However, in more capable hands it can be fun enough to make you ejaculate in under a minute due to how extremely sensitive your nerves are. You can find some fun videos on porn sites about it. You can see the dude spazzing out, usually restrained, laughing or grunting in pain and blowing his load shortly after.

>>7567128
It was extremely enjoyable yes.

>>7567128
>7k words of smut story
Have you written smut before this? Because that's quite the throbbing, girthy fanfic you've got.

By the way, I'm jerking off to your fic right after posting this. Whatever you next type, know there's a dude jerking off to what you've written.

>Reine retweeted this pic

because of you guys I can only think of this as a subtle hint of her being (here)

>>7567263
hasn't she done fanfiction streams before? on top of that, it's confirmed risu is a regular on /vt/ and some of the others have come at least once

i would not be surprised if reine has been in this thread at some point, no. i would be if she was posting with us, though

reine, if you are here, i hope you're helping contribute to the archive's growth

>>7567263
>Reine telling Fubuki about how (You) have a crush on her
>She has it wrong
>You actually have a crush on Reine

>>7567343
maybe she was the one that insulted someone for saying they wanted to rape Mel in an earlier thread

>>7567345
uhh, nah, she's not wrong, i'd cut off your left pinkie for a date with fubuki

Reine, if you're reading this
I apologize for nothing

I want to rape Reine

we need more reine fics so she acknowledges us

Reine's delicious exposed tummy! Reine's fucking massive milkers! Reine's beautiful long gray hair! Reine's adorable laugh! Reine's cute smile! I love Reine! If she reads this I hope she knows I want her to carry my children!

>>7567375
Anon I can't serenade Reine with my beautiful guitar playing if you take my left pinky. I'll allow you to take my right pinky but absolutely not my left.

Observe as the prospect of their Goddess walking amongst them sends the anonymous denizens of /wg/ into a frenzied summoning ritual.

>>7567571
Read this in Attenborough's voice and cracked up

To the anon that wrote that matsuri rape fic. That was some good shit and the fact that it's unfinished is the only thing bad I can say about it. That was some good smut.

>>7567612
Yeah, it was. I hope he's pleased by the reaction and elects to continue it.

>>7567571
Summoning? Nah I'm already starting the courting and mating ritual. REINE PLEASE I NEED TO SMELL YOUR CUNT! I NEED TO STICK MY DICK BETWEEN YOUR SWEATY TITS! I NEED TO HEAR YOUR BEAUTIFUL LAUGH AS I EXECUTE SEANIGS! REINE PLEASE I NEED THIS!

>>7567343
yeah that's pretty much what I was thinking about

assuming its real, then you could easily imagine Reine just casually looking through tweets and fanart, coming across that image, and immediately thinking "Omelas"

>>7566718
This was pretty decent smut, although it could have played with the concept a bit harder maybe have more than just the short lead up scene. I guess I'm just asking for more since it does seem like an interesting concept given how cool the hololive error trailer was.

Though, completely unrelated but was there like a greentext that prompted this? Because I distinctly remember something like the set up for this fic being in either a greentext or a fic where it was the box, a-chan introducing you to the game, sora hunting you down and sucking you off in the school and then a-chan and sora saying goodbye as you left with sora implied to have actually sucked you off. It's not in the archive so I assume it must have been a greentext from somewhere else.

>>7567892
Not the author but I remember this from a thread or two ago.

>>7567892
That was my own prompt lol. I decided to just write it myself cause i knew no one would take Sora unfortunately. I actually tried my fucking hardest at finding more info on the box to explore the concept more but I'm terrible at it so I couldn't even find the archive from here talking about it. The prompt WAS inspired by that thread tho, a question: "What's in the box" answered by:
> It's a cum countdown ASMR booth, do your reps.
> virtual ona-hole to Fuck Sora
>You will never get in a booth where VR Daisenpai milks your balls dry.
Why even live?

I found the concept pretty aroused and decided to turn it into a prompt and then a story. I debated adding the "Sora comes out of the box with cum on her lips while saying goodbye" but i felt like it would ruin the mystery aspect so i scrapped it.

>>7563707
Jokingly asking Mr.Koro for a goodnight kiss, only for her to go way too hard into it and borderline suck your face off

>>7567666
>666
oh no....

>>7568054
I second this, Korone needs more love in this thread

>>7568054
Been awhile since the last Doog story...

Alright I'm gonna say it, and I don't care if anons get mad at me. I wish we had less Fubuki fics and more of the other girls. Now I must make my escape before I am inevitably lynched.

Grab the fucking pitchforks.

>>7568304
you

WHAT?

>>7568304
i can't speak for the other writeanons, but fubuki's who i like so fubuki's who i write

>>7568304
I agree but it's the authors choice of what to write, beggars can't be choosers after all

I'm just gonna say it. Penetration is overrated. We need more fics in which there's only handjobs, blowjobs and the like. No anal, no Fubuki, no fluff le reddit wholesome!! 1!!, no abuse. Just good old cum on the chuuba's face and naked chest, gloves, hands, hair, thighs, etc.

>>7568304
GET HIS ASS

>>7568376
hey fagchama, how you doin

>>7568304
Agreed. I also dislike that any Fubuki fic has to be compared to omelas. They can’t be their own fics, no they have to be part of Omelas.

>>7568376
What's the point if there's no penetration?

>>7568391
I dunno, ask Matthewanon.

>>7568376
Fagchama you're back!

>>7568376
What's your opinion on vaginas and assholes? Do you think they're perhaps... gross?

>>7568304
personally I just think what we need more of is stories that have more than 2 characters
it may be harder to do, but it would go far to add some depth to stories beyond "thing happens to character, and then they do this"

>>7568386
That's (usually) just a joke, though. Like, a long-running joke.

>>7568495
>thing happens to character, and then they do this
How do you go deeper than that? That's just what a narrative is.

>>7568503
nta but it doesn't feel like it is and to be honest it's kind of annoying
i like omelas a lot too, but it doesn't have to be the standard for everything

>>7568546
Oh, no, absolutely, I agree with that. I really like Omelas but not everything has to be compared to it, same with Exposure Therapy or Fox Petting, etc. But saying "ah, yes, Omelas 5" or whatever is just a joke. I don't have much issue with that.

>>7565910
It would be better if she didn't like it because then I can imagine I'm vicariously raping her, which is hot.

>>7563707
IRyS crying to (You) because some people on the internet said she's ugly

>>7568546
Do people still compare current works to Omelas these days? Just like what>>7568600 mentioned, the joke of it will still persist but it's a very small issue. As far as I can see, a lot of stories posted here are subjected to one-off critique and praise, with no mentions of comparisons.

>>7568788
and you have to lie to her to convince her she isn't

>>7568788
you telling her it's true and that you'll only have sex with her if she wears a potato sack over her head

>>7568829
>making Irys have degrading sex with you

>>7568829
>cutting holes in the sides so her horns poke through and you can grab them like motorcycle handles
>Autistically making engine noises and pretending to throttle her horns while railing her from behind
>She starts making engine noises too
>Realize you may have fallen in autistic love with this autistic woman

>>7568842
>Matsuri sees that you've fallen asleep after spending all day with her
>She remembers the rope in her closet

>>7568899
>ywn find a woman who will make engine noises with you during sex
Why did you have toe me feel like this

>>7569211
try sticking your dick in a car

>>7569211
if JAV are to be believed, all japanese women sound like F1 cars during sex

>>7566718
Nice one anon made me nut

>>7568545
its like the difference between Bethesda Fallout and Obsidian Fallout.
New Vegas feels big and dynamic because many characters have their own personalities and goals, and because of the way their individual stories interwine with each other.

Again its definitely harder to do than just having 2 main characters interact and do stuff together, but I genuinely love stories that show there's more going on than just whatever the main character is personally experiencing or dealing with.

>>7569375
Ditto, I went pew pew into Sora-chan's hand.

>>7569393
Have you read some of the series works in the archive?

>>7569393
That sounds cool, dude!

You should write something like that.

>>7569393
Yeah man it seems like you have sort of a misunderstanding of the works of this thread like >>7569412 said. Obviously almost all one off stories aren't really gonna concern themselves with fleshing out more than two, maybe three, characters because the focus of most of those stories is (You) x Chuuba. Only series stories are gonna have multiple characters, character arcs, and deeper characterization because they aren't just one and done. And like >>7569527 said, be the change you want to see.

>>7569589
>be the change you want to see.
nah, too hard. i'd rather just sit here posting prompts and talking about what fics the archive needs so you writeanons can do the heavy lifting for me

>>7569633
Stop being a whiny cunt and just enjoy then! :]

>>7569589
I am writing a story with 4 chuubas and no (You)'s. From my personal experience, it is quite hard to switch between all of them. I focused on two and ended up leaving the other 2 kind of out of the story for a good while, but I think I've finally got the handle on how to do it. One ejaculation on one duo, then one for the other. Then switch girls, share the girls, and done. Should end at 10K words only having to butcher the personality of one of them!

>>7569811
>The Watcher
Hey dude, I like your posts in the Lamy thread. I'm looking forward to it.

>>7568376
based

>9 out of latest 10 stories in the archive are nsfw.
Is this Marine's new costume effect?

>>7570366
I just want more art of Marine in that outfit getting fucking railed. Marine has and always will melt my brain down into pure, unrefined Hornonium, but that new outfit really fucking raised the bar for my desire to continue posting 'GET PREGNANT'. Fucking goddamn.

>>7570366
anon, horniness is an almost constant state of being here in the threads

>>7570366
i just
i've gotta impregnate my fox wife
i want to do so more than i want my next breath

>>7568789
The most recent work I remember getting compared to Omelas was a flare fic, and that one had flare become distant and emotionally abusive that it kind of had to compared.

>>7563707
White Burgerfox is ambushed by an unknown assailant, clubbed over the head, and kidnapped. She wakes to find herself in a dingy, poorly lit basement, handcuffed to a rusty boilerpipe and forced to endure the brutal sexual assault of a psychotic anon who, in his words, "wants to impregnate his fox wife more than he wants his next breath."

>>7570739
oi i ain't no rapist

>>7571020
You are now.

Stay motivated.

>>7571161
pekora pranks you by poking a hole in your condom thinking you'll never use it then forgets all about it when you end up fucking her haha

>>7571161
I'm sorry, anon, but seeing Pekora's smug little face mocking me has completely demotivated me. In fact, I might give up writing because of this post.

>>7571217
>he doesn't want to put that brat in her place
Strength through adversity, anon.

>>7571251
Well, I might've. But then I saw how face - now I'm a disbeliever.

>>7563707
I was reading this comic and it gave me an idea for a Kiara story. I'd write it myself but I'm busy working on my own story.

So basically Kiara is reborn on a planet of endless war. She fights for one side initially, dies fighting, and is reborn 100 years later. This time she fights for the opposing side. Dies fighting, rinse repeat. And it goes on like this for hundreds of years until eventually she either figures out how to finally end the war or the story just ends like that. No fluff or romance. Just pure sci-fi kino.

>>7571443
>planet of endless war
earth?

baby's first fanfic, i wrote this early in the morning and went back to sleep for 14 hours
please be very harsh
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS3l7hsjawd3znjjqOGrWuOeK08j4E6AwRSwHtlbJ78DgE4xwqnGW9tVUxAoBJ3exBzmyQeIxAWpTW0/pub

>>7571652
FUCK I WANT FUBUKI TO VIOLATE ME SO BADLY
PLEASE GOD IT'S NOT FAIR

good on you for giving writing a shot, anon. it was too short to be meaningful, but the idea was fresh and interesting and OH GOD PLEASE FUBUKI MINDBREAK ME

>>7571652
Continue...

>>7564018
>>7571652
aye big dawg, elaborate on that suzy part, thanks.

>>7571652
/ss/bros we made it... A little on the short side but otherwise interesting idea

>>7571652
too short. more expansion on what's to happen, or what had happened. interesting setting nonetheless, but needs more expanding on it.

>>7571712
>>7571744
>>7571793
>>7571820
>>7572506
>too short
ye i will expand the sex part later when i'm confident i can write about an arctic fox girl raping a traumatised child and do it well
thanks to all of you horny fucks

I have an idea. What if we wrote about our chuubas visiting our home country? Wouldn't it be interesting? You've got the typical travel guides and "My experience growing up in ____" blogs, but what if we added chuubas to them? We sort of have a fic that does this with FBK visiting America for burgers. How would the pure blooded Ayame react to visiting Africa? How would the princess react to visiting the filthy slums of SEA? How would Choco react to visiting Saudi Arabia? So on and so forth, but with the intricate knowledge you have of your own country and culture

>>7572905
>Holo girl visits Muslim country
>Stoned to death

>Holo girl visits America
>Gets shot

>Holo girl visits Africa
>Gets raped then trafficked

>>7572905
Kiara visiting Germany and starting a career in politics after getting fired from hololive

>>7563707
Luna Ryona with handcuffs and bdsm.

>>7573834
I want to lick Luna's face while she's cuffed
I've never had that thought before with any other girl but just seeing that pic my body knows what it must do with that fair princess

>>7573834
This Luna outfit is so sexy, I don't know why. Really makes me just want to pamper her in kisses.

>>7574340
Probably because it looks like a night gown?

>>7573612
now this would be interesting

What the hell man. I was thinking of writing a new fic today, but instead started contemplating "For what reason do I write?". Whoever is writing my life story is a shit author, fucking awful pacing

>>7575762
There doesn't need to be a reason, actually it'd be absurd if there was a reason.

>>7575849
What? I'd be absurd if there *wasn't* a reason. At the very least, we'd write because it gives us dopamine in some form. But how, or why? Because you get money through writing? (Doesn't apply here) Because other people read and enjoy your work? Because you yourself enjoy your work? A lot of us seem to cringe when we look back at something we wrote in the past, myself included. I rarely go back to read my stories again once I've written them. So I've been sitting here wondering why exactly I write. I know for a fact that it brings me joy when other people read my works and like them, now I'm wondering to what extent I write for others as opposed to myself

>>7563638
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>>7572506
Here's the extension, I can't say I tried my best, I wrote this in the midst of an online lecture to combat my sleepiness. Again, please be harsh.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vT3ixtXiytdMjRS14YJdx5r0sD2HLLN9MU7jGoJUcpyKLDftbDiTrNWajPqFdVKfORmcwbUJsYrJOHX/pub

>>7576083
It depends on your philosophy I suppose. Any reason I can think of for writing (including the ones you listed) are spooks to me. I write because I have to.

>now I'm wondering to what extent I write for others as opposed to myself
This looks like a really good starting point for you to investigate things further. Then again, I wouldn't worry about things too much.

>>7576274
how the fuck does a sex slave get groomed? I dont know who asked that question but thanks for answering it. cheers

>>7576407
ebic shota stealing :DDD

>>7576274
>Anchor of trust
ah, yes, Omelas 6

sorry

>>7576662
Wow, finally! That plot hook introduced back in 4 is finally going places. I hope this arc gets resolved by 8, though. We still have to explore Polka's involvement with the third Gulf War.

>>7576274
Oh God this just made me understand why hurt comfort fics exist as a genre. Fuck I need more chuubas comforting (You) after trauma and easing the pain.

>>7569856
Yeah yeah yeah whatever m8, I've been spotted red handed at 5am. Man, can't ever have anything in Detroit...

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pLlDAx6merRuIbqb_vYztkZRjzHVmlMsnKy9Vs32EK4/edit?usp=sharing
No, it's not nearly done yet.
Don't anchor this shit on my behalf if you can't even use a picture of a fucking anchor.

>>7577818
I saw that deleted post too, Anon. Who is truly The Watcher amongst us, I wonder?
>>7577838
fuck you faggot
>>7564018

>>7577838
Oh yeah, genre and details
Ame / non-con / etc
If it takes you until the last line to figure out where this is headed, you shouldn't be reading it.

>>7576274
aha forgot to add genre aha
Fubuki / shotacon / abuse / fluff. NSFW i guess

>>7578258
What a cute Anon

>>7564018
Have a Suzy i put off because of the sudden urge to write fox yesterday.

First and Last
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSkmmJ_Eo9zP_KjULKUaj2D_5ZROSUWpstQ0DPvh0WuHcZM2OwvYpkbVqIIEuCwWTsm_bqskFYZ88NZ/pub

Wikipedia says you can get angel lust from dying due to damage to major blood vessels,but won't the blood flowing out of your body make erection difficult?

>>7578467
this awakens a new fetish in me that i have yet to understand

>>7572905
I remember an idea I had were you seduce a Chuuba using French and its only when she asks about visiting Paris that you reveal the ugly truth. You're Canadian.

>>7572905
Marine visiting Brazil could be fun. There would be molesting but she probably wouldn't straight up get raped. Rapists in here get beat up by the public, sent to jail then raped there with broomsticks if you're lucky, at worst you'll probably be castrated with a dull knife, so it's very rare for a rapist to actually have the balls to do it. She'd get robbed at gunpoint pretty quick tho. One thing i noticed from culture outside of Brazil is that people just walk through the city a lot without fearing for their belongings at all. The concept is pretty alien to me, honestly.

>>7576274
it didn't go in the direction i expected, but it's excellent nonetheless. it made me feel feelings that i can't quite put my finger on. a fantastic first attempt at writing, anon. would absolutely love to see more

>>7578467
that sure escalated quickly
very entertaining. i'm really disappointed the kid was murdered; i was hoping for a drawn-out torture. not necessarily smut, but more a mental and physical description of his degradation. it was still a fantastic read.

either way, we've sure been spoiled this thread. great work.

>>7579841
>it didn't go in the direction i expected, but it's excellent nonetheless
uoh tysm anon
have a fubuki

>>7568412
the story literally was about "petting your fox", not "penetrating your fox". Easy as.

Also, about the guy from last thread who rubbed one out to Exposure Therapy... uh, respect.
I don't think I put many erotic triggers in there, but more power to you and your dedication, man!

>>7580502
It was a joke, anon, I didn't mean to trigger you. I'm sorry, I enjoyed the story regardless.

>>7544374
As long as no one notices the myriad Sonic jokes I've put into my stories, I'm safe.

>>7563707
A fic where (You) are the mesugaki to a sexually frustrated chuuba

Are Coco's tits still perky despite their size due to dragon nonsense, or does she have a pair of hangers?

>>7581006
She's never pulled them out, so author's discretion, anon. They kinda look perky in her tracksuit outfit.

>>7581006
>>7581129
just look for yourself

>>7572905
>How would Choco react to visiting Saudi Arabia
she would be stoned to death the moment she stepped off the plane

>>7581222
man... i wish i got a chance to facefuck her before she died...

>>7581222
Dragon titty erotic...
My passion's been buffed. Thanks, Anon.

>>7572905
> chuuba goes to my little quasi-country
> sees a typical commie town, albeit a pretty big one (250k, at peak was 500k)
> tries to write a blogpost about it but it's pretty uninspiring - a couple of big museums and some remaining commified 18-19th century architecture
> tries to leave
> military tensions suddenly resume and everything is closed off
> power and running water are cut off again, in the middle of the summer
> (you) meet her by chance in the streets when the bombs start falling, drag her into nearest basement to have a chance of survival
> you get to know each other
The experiences feature:
> first days - week: shops start massively discounting, then just giving away everything from cold storage - (you) and chuuba happily eating shit tons of ice cream and dine like kings with pelmeni, frozen nuggets and other frozen processed foods
> waking up whenever you want as most of the businesses are closed down or aren't paying money
> spending much of the day just standing in line to have some tap water to wash the dishes, yourself and to cook food
> waiting in line for some drinking water from a well, because drinking boiled water gets old real fast
> sometimes UN, Red Cross or Russians will give out humanitarian aid - more waiting in line
> trying to find places where there are emergency generators, from which you can charge your phones and call your loved ones
> both reading the entire home library, then having to socialize with basically anyone because you are bored to death without the Internet

Luckily I dodged all of these experiences as my parents in their wisdom have sent me and some older relatives away when the first bombs dropped and nothing was closed down (yet)

>>7572905
>How would the pure blooded Ayame react to visiting Africa?
I would love to read a story about Ayame being gangraped by a pack of gutter monkeys.

>>7581393
>pelmeni
>sometimes UN, Red Cross or Russians will give out humanitarian aid - more waiting in line
Ukraine?

>>7581393
What count are you from?
transnistria?

>>7581666
Yep

>>7581674
>transnistria?
You mean Moldova. :^)

>>7581823
He said he was from a non country so I posted a non country
thank god that anon doesnt have to deal with the town rapist

>>7579168
I've lived in the US for nearly 20 years now and I still hold onto those kinds of habits like not going to the ATM at night or always being extremely conscious of my surroundings. Thankfully where I am things are pretty chill because it's not a metropolis, but when I used to go to Atlanta or NY for work my hands would be in my pockets the entire time. That shit just doesn't leave you.

Marine would probably love going there initially though, imagine all the whistling and all the dudes drooling over her out on the street and the occasional ass groping she'd get, before she realizes she's actually in real fucking danger.

>>7579168
>The concept is pretty alien to me, honestly.
Sucks you live in an absolute shithole, dude.

>>7581393
>This War of Mine with your oshi
I'd read it.

>>7582701
I got robbed at gun point way back in High school once, my brand new phone that was top of the line at the time taken literally 3 days after buying it. The two dudes were on bikes and had followed me from school all the way to my home; I had seen them scouting around school almost everyday but i didn't realize their intentions. Now every time there's two people on bicycles approaching me I start getting very nervous. About a year later, still in high school, I left my desk to talk to the teacher and forgot my phone at my desk. I was away for 10 seconds, 10 fucking seconds. When i came back my phone was gone. Didn't ever manage to find out who did it (though i had an idea, i can't exactly point fingers). This resulted in my touching my pockets every minute or so when I'm outside, checking to see if my phone or wallet is still there. I can be comfy in my car and still be paranoid that i forgot my phone somewhere. Brazil is fucking me up, man.

As per the Marine stuff, honestly i don't her getting into real danger unless she is dumb enough to go in shitty parts of town without being aware of her surroundings.

>>7583055
>a starving fubuki forced to kill a small group of scrappy street urchins for canned tuna and stale bread
i wonder how her saint-like disposition would change given such a set of circumstances

>>7583160
>unless she is dumb enough to go in shitty parts of town without being aware of her surroundings.
japan has a super low crime rate and an incredibly polite populace...she wouldn't even THINK to mistrust a brazillian slum

>>7583055
>(you) have her guard the safehouse while you go out scavenging at night
>always come back with something useful. food, medicine, guns and ammo, materials to reinforce your haven against bandits
>she quickly learns not to ask where or how you got them
>the hollow look in your eyes tells her everything she needs to know

>>7583160
Damn dude, hope you've never seen a pair of mormon missionaries on the street.

>>7578467
Nice. The twist definitely got me, and the ending was great too. Also GIWTWM

>>7583299
>holopocalypse but you're just an average joe and the difficulty is on nightmare mode
authanons onegai...

>>7583299
>She finally gets the courage to ask you about the supplies you come back with
>You tell her not to worry but she's insistent
>An argument breaks out that escalates to a full blown screaming match
>The stress of it all causes you to finally snap and you slap her across the face
>She stares at you with in shock as tears form in the corner of her eyes
>The realization of what you've done hits you and you fall on your knees and have a breakdown
>Repeatedly say "I'm sorry, I'm sorry " as your hands try to stop the tears from falling
>She walks up to you and gives you a hug as she says "it's okay" and "I'm fine"
>She continues to stroke your hair as the guilt eats away at you
>She says she forgives you but you pay her words no mind
>It doesn't matter if she forgives you because those "I'm sorrys" were never meant just for her
>They were also meant for all the men, women, and children you've killed for both of you to survive

>tfw I have an idea but can describe it in only five words

>>7584670
What words are they?

>>7584670
People have been waiting with anticipation of part 2 of a story that stemmed from just four, so don't concern yourself with that.

>>7584670
Dude, I am making a 10k words fic based on like 6 words. I just published a story based on an image alone. Man who make much of little is man who knows to be efficient

>>7584701
Das Boot but with chuubas

do we know if the hag writeanon is ogey?

>>7584918
We don't. Last time he revealed himself in a thread was (to my knowledge)... a couple of weeks ago? where he said he was going through a very rough patch with family-related issues.

We can only hope the best for him.

>>7584918
Let the man work, Christ. Incessant stuff like this is what drove HoloEN abuse man insane and turned him into the spite creature we see now.

>>7585026
Nobody cares about that loser.

Can't stop thinking about a Holoburg, where they pay with yaguldens, and all holos is a heads of their own churches or/and workshops. Too bad I don't know enough medieval european town's lore to come up with an actual stories.

>>7585026
No one's badgering the anon to write. This is concern because he seems like a nice guy and is having a rough time of it.

>>7585026
haganon, blink twice if Mio is holding you hostage

>>7585026
Im just concerned because of the last post he made
anon can take as much time as he wants or not publish at all if he wants to

>>7585110
>>7585172
I'm worried too, Anon. Just be aware that incessant worry can also be a cause for stress.
>>7585138
I wish I possessed his strength.

>>7583995
>Open up Cataclysm: Dark days ahead
>Pick the most garbage traits possible
>Schizophrenic, calcium deffciency, heroin addict, shaky hands, gluten allergy, loud shitter
>The story starts with a 6'2 homosexual African male ambushing you while you were taking a shower, his dick already out and throbbing

Sounds like a plan

>>7585642
Is your character's name Ayame, by any chance?

Remember, writeanon - I'm jerking off to what you've written.

>>7586147
T-Thanks I guess. I hope it was the smut stuff at least

>>7578467
Very interesting plot twist, very fun characters. You can be proud of yourself anon!

>>7586147
boy I hope so

>>7586200
Everything.

>>7586147
>Jerking off to Marine tragedy
Gosh, I sure hope not

>>7586147
Too bad, I'm not writing anything

>>7586147
It's ok! Anon managed to touch Coco's boob! He's learning!

>>7586709
How's it coming along, anyway?

>>7586798
About 4k words in so far. No actual penetration yet and Coco's just stripped. It'll be a bit regardless.

>>7587233
>About 4k words in so far.
Jesus, you do write quickly, don't you?

>>7587302
Maybe. Motivation is mercurial. Sometimes I can pump out a lot. Other times anything past revising a few sentences pages back feels like grinding my dong against an angle grinder. So far it's been a case of the former.

>>7580502
I'm still hoping we'll one day see a story about Penetrating the Fox, Matthew Anon!
I love your works!
You're great!

>>7584918
>>7585110
>>7585172
Thanks for the concern lads. I've been around, just not really writing much.

I had a sudden urge to write a sequel to another story (because I spent a weekend and a half without water at home and got inspired to write some sweaty slow casual fugging) and since I was in a bit of a rut with the Hag one after doing a couple editing sessions I went for it. But I haven't been writing much because stress keeps distracting me and writing a few hundred lines every few hours is frustrating.

Can't say the worst is over though, but I'm trying to stop worrying about things I can't control and re-learning how to relax.

>>7585138
God I fucking wish
SEX WITH MIO
BABYMAKING SEX WITH THE WOLF MAMA
BEING PAMPERED AND NURSED BACK TO HEALTH AFTER NONSTOP BREEDING
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT!

>>7586147
Nice

>>7576274
Another Fubuki Story for the pile.
Thank you Anon, this was fantastic.
A bit on the shorter side, but very good nonetheless.
Good job!

>>7589538
glad to hear you're still up and kicking anon
>spoilers
I couldnt agree more

>>7568304
HOW DARE YOU

>>7589538
>Spoiler
Fucking a chuuba so much you get sick from nutrient deficiency and have to be nursed back to health when?

>>7590006
I am mulling over including this in the Hag story actually, and having a lactating Watame reinvigorate (you). But it looks like it's half-and-half where some anons are into it, others aren't. The alternative is drinking water straight off Aki's alien pussy. Imagine the taste.

>>7590119
>The alternative
pls no

>>7590119
>The alternative
pls yes

>>7590119
The real alternative is drinking Watame's cock milk, rich in protein, though the taste may be subpar from all the chips she eats.

Fuck lactation, milk is for infants only

>>7590358
futanon pls

>>7590385
>Lactation is for infants
>Drink cock milk instead

I mean I've already written an entire futa story, so I already paid my toll. That's one fetish that won't make it to the Hag story for sure.

>>7590119
Both are good. I say both. Anyone who disagrees that both are good is a fag.

>>7590119
I wouldn't mind lactation, but I'd prefer drinking rosewater.

>>7590358
Found the subhuman not capable of metabolizing dairy

>>7590919
I should probably clarify that I wouldn't write it in a >drinking piss kind of way but more in a >letting water from a bottle run down her navel while straddling (your) face. The fact Aki can mysteriously conjure things from her thighs kinda escaped me there.

>>7580603
>>7589374

No man, it actually is the reason why I thought it would be a good spot to wrap the story up where it did.
Joke is, I wrote the whole thing because I couldn't get the idea out of my head otherwise. Yeah, well it just got me goslinging that much harder, so naturally I did the unreasonable thing and started working on a sequel. Maybe in the coming week or so.

>>7591119
and so the parasocial relationship demon claims another

>>7591119
I'm literally kneeling before you Anon.
You're my savior.
Please take all the time you need, I'll be here.

>>7573834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXLS8v_Th18

>>7591038
Shit dude that's a thousand times hotter

>>7590611
am actually really glad to hear that; not trying to knock anyone's fetish, but futa's one of the few things that completely turns me off and i avoid anything with it

Day two of fanning the flames of lust for danchou

>>7591831
Haha imagine fucking her to the point both of you are ready to faint from exhaustion and you fall asleep with your dick still inside her and your face between her tits haha. That would be pretty cool I think.

>>7591944
haha yeah that would be pretty cool

>>7591831
I want to get Danchou pregnant and when she brings me breakfast in the morning I want to see her squeezing her milk into my coffee
cup while in her cowgirl getup.

>>7563707
Raising a happy family with Danchou!

>>7592246
>>7563707
Becoming a gambling addict and going heavily into debt! Picking up a narcotics and tobacco addiction! Shouting at your kids and viciously beating Danchou when she objects! Breaking down a happy family with Danchou!

>>7593207
no

>>7593207
You're the only one who's gonna get viciously beaten if you keep it up.

>>7593207
>viciously beating Danchou
Hot
>Literally everything else in your post
Retarded. Imagine destroying your family, health, finances, and children's wellbeing and future because of a little dopamine hit. Get some help.

>>7593601
>>7593660
"What... what the FUCK is this? Huh? You BURNED my dinner? I slave my ass over a desk all day dealing with shit-for-brains to provide food for us, and THIS is what you do with it? What the fuck is wrong with you!?"
>camera fades to black as sounds of struggling and female screaming dominate the soundscape

>>7593991
stop

>>7593991
All sound suddenly stops, leaving only the sound of laboured female breathing. Dark-red blood covers the floor and stains the walls, mixed with brain matter and little pieces of bones.
A woman is heard dragging something heavy on the floor. She opens window and throws it out. A splash of water, which will carry the body of the deadbeat father away. No one will recognize him anyway - most of his face was crushed in that one fatal strike, and there's arguably no one left that would try to find him.
A child is heard walking down the staircase, malnourished and barely there.
- Mommy, what's going on?
- Oh, dear. Did I wake you up?
- Yeah. I heard daddy screaming at you but he stopped. Is he asleep?
A slight pause.
- He's gone to work overseas so we won't see him for a while.
A small smile crept up on child's face, little droplets of blood forming on their dry lips.
- Okay. Can you read me a fairy tale tonight?
- Sure, but mommy needs to clean something up. I will come to you when I'm ready. Good night.
- Good night.

>>7593991
>the female screaming is actually Anon

Danchou has enough strength to YEET a fucking dragon without breaking a sweat
You think she'd put up with your shit?

>>7593991
A loving relationship with Danchou! I messed up dinner again, but she still loves me! I just need to try harder next time! I'm lucky to have her in my life, I wouldn't be able to fend for myself! Maybe if I learned my lesson then she wouldn't have to keep teaching me!
I'll eat the burnt food, it shouldn't go to waste!

>>7595037
>>7593991
>>7593207
I just wanted a happy family fic with Noel...

Oshi visiting my country. Should it be:
> In my town or the most famous tourist town?
> Sight seeing or exaggerate the country?
> Smut or not?

>>7595037
Anon doesn't show up for work or answer calls ever again! His disappearance is reported to the police! They ask too many questions, and find the body with mace wounds all over it! Danchou is the chief suspect, and shot for resisting arrest! Her kids, a young boy and girl, are placed in foster care, split up, and sent to different families of abusive parents! The boy is adopted by Jeffrey Epstein!

A happily family with Danchou is broken!

>>7595296
Write it yourself, nerd.

>>7595315
famous tourist destinations, sight seeing, always yes

>>7595393
> shows her malnourished kids
> shows his debt ledgers
> shows the pile lf empty liquor bottles

> death is ruled a suicide

>>7595296
Blame the anon who wanted it to go to shit then. A knight must protect her loved ones if (you) become a tyrannical dragon.

>>7595569
lol

>>7595569
"Yes, officer, that's right. I did kill him because he drank and gambled a lot. He also shouted at the kids and hit me, so the murder was completely justified."

"Why are you looking at me like that, officer?"

>>7595393
unpopular opinion, but i'd totally let epstein fiddle with my widdle if it meant a life of opulence and luxury

>>7595823
Someone else please continue this chain I need sleep

>>7596006
There's no "continuing" anything, anon! Danchou's actions got her killed by police and gave her kids a lifetime of trauma.

This is why you never glorify murder, anons. I'm glad we've learned this lesson today.

>>7595315
Most famous town. No offense anon but no one wants to read about your oshi visiting your small hometown in the country side where only 3000 people live and everyone still remembers the time you shit yourself in highschool even though it was 10 years ago and you’re a fully functional adult now, but no, all you are to them is the guy that shat his pants in highschool

>>7596665
basically this.

>>7596665
Yeah, I ask because I'd know my town better so I could get a more real feeling of how things go. I've never been to Rio de Janeiro so I can't do it much justice. Maybe I'll do the Amazonas since I've been there once?

My town isn't countryside you cucklord, we are literally so far ahead from the north of Brazil that our people are asking us to be made into a new country. If anything the shit show happens at the more popular places.

>>7597398
>our people are asking us to be made into a new country.
another banana republic

>>7563707
>Ame does a thorough review of her viewers' penises on stream. With her mouth.

>>7597894
> Reviewing dicks
Hot
> With her mouth
Disgusting. Too many diseases. She'd get pretty tired very quickly. It's best to have them all jerk off to her and she also measures the load, sometimes helping with some flashing, quick touching or dirty talking. That way she can mass review efficiently. Efficiency, people!

>>7597894
you can trust >>7598326, he has a lot of experience with sucking dicks

>>7598326
>>7598750
Can we compromise and have her be particularly impressed by (You)r penis and suck (you) off? I really like oral.

>>7597398
>Amazonas
Hey, that's where I'm from!

TFW

>YWN take your oshi to where the two largest rivers in the amazon basin meet
>YWN take her to see a real live spotted jaguar, or to pet a real live capybara
>YWN get to show her what a pirana feeding frenzy looks like
>YWN take her for a boat right at night through a small canal, shine a light at the edge and light up hundreds of gator eyes
>YWN take your oshi to play in the water with tamed river otters
>YWN park your boat in the middle of the water and make sweet love to your oshi under the stars to the light rocking of the boat

Why bros...

>>7598976
Fucking oath, blowjobs and swallowing are one of my favourite lewds to read and write

>>7599340
Damn, I just realized I was about to start the story without thinking if I should add a (You) or not. Not sure honestly, both can be fun and both have their challenges.

> experiences
I went to Manaus, that place sucked. Though I'll go more in detail in the story, you people in the North need to get your shit together. I never got to see a live piranha frenzy but I did get to do things
that you didn't mention which are swimming with botos on the Amazon river and meeting with Indians so that was cool.

>>7599712
The north is just the northeast, but with water and sweatier. The quality of people is the same or worse due to all the mixing with the natives. It wasn't great when I was growing up but now whenever I visit I'm legitimately disgusted, it's gotten much much worse. It's like a mini India.

The only reason to go there is for jungle experiences and fishing, there's literally nothing else of interest to do or see besides a handful of old buildings that are still in one piece by some miraculous reason since the state/city government is so corrupt.

If you're gonna write about that definitely emphasize just how fucking surreal it would be for a Japanese person who's used to clean, tidy streets to step out into this disgusting maze of poor infrastructure, sewer water out in the open, waterways to the brim with garbage and the constant smell of BO.

Thank you americans for letting me stay I promise I'll fight for the good guys in the coming years...

>>7596002
It's like the old question, "Would you let Bill Gates fuck you for a million dollars?"
Yes, who's going to fucking know?

>>7600500
Would you fuck a thumb person for 10k? You have to take it out to the movies and kiss it on the cheek once while watching it and everyone in the room notices it. Once the movie ends you have a romantic dinner with it, and then you have to walk with hands held together through the streets all the way to the motel.

>>7600635
No Chris, I won't.

>>7600635
Do I have to
FINGER it

>>7600635
that somehow sounds more pleasant than the bill gates thing

>>7600635
Those abominations scared the shit out of me when I was younger so hell no.

>>7600635
korone getting gangbanged by the thumbs for crimes against their people

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRIoOeuz9z1h3xlwxoWEPmDjcrOsDrvUNb2rNA-rG5Nt3ScV7fq9dDXWvtsbO_Y14-Us9vud-G0bnV4/pub

I finished the matsuri rape fic, I actually didn't have too much left. I thought about adding matsuri fucking anon in the ass but decided that I should just finish. It's the same link but I now it has a proper title.
Thanks anons for liking it even though it had no ending.

>>7591831
how are there no stories involving danchou paizuri

>>7604239
>>7564018
fuck I always forget

>>7604297
There kind of needs to be more of an idea than sex act with chuuba in order to inspire writing since you kind of need more than pure horny to actually get a working fic. Like seriously the fact that 2 anons bailed on writing an Anya fic should be more than enough proof that you need more than just horny thoughts about a chuuba in order to get a fic out

>>7604297
Paizuri is dull to write.

>>7604297
Most of the anons here are faggots in love for penetration. You'll never get a good influx of handjobs, blowjobs and paizuri that are seperated from sex.

>>7605972
fagchama! how have you been?

>>7605972
write it yourself, nigger

>>7605972
>he didn't read Disciplining Nene

I have a proposition that will entice both the paizuri lovers and the penetration lovers
Fucking Noels nipples

>>7604989
jesas what happened to make everyone here so negative about Anya

its one thing to be uninterested in her, its another to talk shit about her whenever someone mentions her or posts a prompt about her

>>7606912
that 's not even possible, if you somehow managed to do that, it would rupture her breasts and end up a bloody mess

>>7607345
Anything is possible in fiction anon

>>7607287
I will write about breaking this pailoli and making her fall in love with cumming from her lactating breasts. This I promise.

>>7563638
check out my Epstein Island Fan Fiction.

>>7607450
I just can't jack off to it if it's unrealistic, biological inaccuracies are a big turn off for me

>>7607573
https://youtu.be/ria-A0RYcDI

>>7607627
Here’s a fun fact. It is biologically possible to stick something in your ear and have it come out your ass, mouth, other ear, or nose

>>7608780
False! The nose and ear canal are connected! You could reach the nose by going through the ear, and thus the mouth and ass subsequently!

>>7607530
Bless you writeanon...... bless you.....

>>7607530
Well that's nice to hear but I'd like to something with all of id2, like the prompt about Anya being the one to finger Ollie to emberass her in front of Reine
I don't know exactly why I like this trio so much. They just feel perfectly balanced, like the girls from Eizouken or Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

>>7609918
> Into lesbian faggotry
> Watched Eizoutrash
Imagine my surprise...

>>7605972
fuck you nigger i'm going to write a handjob a blowjob and a titfuck and then blueball you when he actually shoves it in her pussy

>>7610105
>the fic ends with anon getting ready to stick his dick in noel
hot.

>>7610176
there will be breeding to consummate love between two people and i want to hear your anguish as he cums within her pussy while they hug

>>7609918
I'll be honest, once we got an influx of translators circa early summer of last year I stopped watching ID. I used to enjoy Risu a lot because she streamed at favorable times to me, but her model update threw me off just as much as Matsuri's and Haachama's did, so I kind of stopped and my exposure to ID has been all in the form of short clips. Mostly of Ollie, since she's such a retard and clipworthy.

So I couldn't begin to write Gen 2. I can probably watch enough Anya to make it passable but... my time is lacking.

Although I did write some 2500 words today in two hours or so, so I'm kind of happy.

>>7609968
Keep seething.

>>7604239
okay, anon, i have read this entire work out of curiosity as to why there has been continued conversation after a story was posted with nary any feedback given.
please keep in mind that i am not at all trying to be rude or offensive in anything i say; i merely wish to give you personal feedback out of respect for the effort you put into writing.

so foremost, this was difficult to read. it took mental effort to keep track of where i was and i pin that on two things - first, the lack of line breaks.
you've made sure to make ample use of paragraphs, but there are 6 line breaks in this entire work and so it still looks like a massive wall of text regardless. put one line between paragraphs and this makes it so much more readable.

we don't often get a third person perspective here so it was refreshing, but smut works far better in the first or second person perspective. the reason for this ties in to my second issue - your prose.
it's quite stylistic, eschewing detailed description in favour of a faster-paced, action-oriented narrative. while this would be a good choice for other situations - fight scenes come to mind - i think it does NOT work in smut.
with smut, you're trying to be sensual and evoke in the reader a sense of immersion. they need to feel matsuri's soft, supple skin as she grinds her swollen, sticky vulva against anon's face; they need to feel the pleasure boiling within anon's cock as it is massaged in the constricting, moist depths of matsuri's vagina, every internal crease massaging the shaft, every twitch bringing anon closer to the white-hot release he's desperately trying to hold back.
a lot of your prose lacks frivolous details such as texture, smell or taste.
for example, right from the start - "She tasted the inside of his mouth, relished the texture of his tongue on hers, and loved his face."
what did his mouth taste like? bitter, acrid smoke? a faint velvety sweetness from the chocolate tart accompanied by his morning coffee at a cafe? what do you mean by "loved" his face?

finally, there seems to be an inconsistency in tone; the writing seems to be geared towards a smut story, but it's made clear anon despises his treatment at the hands of matsuri. do you intend for the reader to get off? if so, whom are they to insert as? anon is feeling all of these sensations with a deep sense of revulsion. are you meant to empathize with anon, and hate matsuri? why does it read like a smut story, then?

okay, that's all i have to say. once again, i don't mean to be offensive, this is just my personal take. you might disagree with me; that's okay. it's just personal feedback, feel free to ignore it.

>>7607573
No

>>7607573
>>7607634
You're from /lit/

>>7610939
He is, I thought I saw him before.

>>7610939
OH, SHIT! WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED!

Playing an autistic card game with a chuuba who only has a basic understanding of it. The entire game she saves up to send out a singular, albeit very strong, card. Which you use a counter against to kill it upon entering the field making her go into an autistic temper tantrum.

>>7610971
I'm surprised he's here since he shits on vtubers.

>>7611101
Welcome to Friday Night Magic. $5 buy in, and you get to deal with literal children who are trying to have fun while everyone else is trying to win.

Well I guess I'm gonna explain the whole Brazilian culture with pictures and all in what was supposed to be a short story of Marine visiting Brazil and getting molested. Maybe it will be fun. I should really get back on my 6k words smut tho...

>>7611122
I just got back from my brothers house that's why i was thinking of it

>>7611145
please don't.

>>7611145
Sorry anon, but before you go ahead and make that travesty I can guarantee I at least won't read it. I'm not interested in a fucking wikipedia article.

>>7611145
look, I'm not one to judge or police someone's writings, but don't

>>7611145
Why would you think it would be a good idea?

New thread
>>7611231

>>7609968
Hey if you just want smut about two characters and their relations with each other, why bother with a middle man
>>7610406
Yeah I get it, I dont watch them a lot either lol.
Im just amused by the thought of Anya seeming very anti-lewd, but then secretly sexually teasing Ollie. Especially with her big tits that she acts like she hates

That time already? Huh.
LAMY, C'MERE GIRL

>>7611287
God Reine's fat knockers do something to me......

>>7611301
Anon I have a proposition for you. Lamy Eiffel tower?

>>7611360
Alright, bro. Let's unite.

>>7611167
>>7611177
>>7611206
>>7611218
I honestly don't know how long I'll keep this thing going, but the plan was to at least show her meeting some of the wildlife. I can probably ditch the food and avoid the pictures to make it shorter. I could've just greentexted and moved on, but now it's too late.