/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75583520
Cute!

Counterpoint: dancing is fucking stupid.

SEX

>>75583520
pure sex

>>75583593
your response?

>>75583694
>*unzips dick*

>>75583694
daistupid

>>75583849
your response?

>>75583994
She dances like a white chick after half a glass of wine.

>>75584077
SEEEXO

>>75584077
your response?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEc6ERUv3jQ&t=1947

>>75583520
will protect this goofball with my life

>>75584134
Some kind of palsy.

Kino

>>75583520

>>75583590
CUTE!

>>75584134
every one of those girls is a hag or soon to be hag, they're trying to relive their younger years but not quite hitting the mark but they're willing to try for you.

how could this be anything but perfect.

>>75595634
I didn't think Sora and Nene were that old.

>>75583994
>>75583694
You posted these like they don't look really fucking stupid.

>>75583994
Man Sora is so fucking cute, I wish she had a personality so I could watch her streams.

>>75583520
My honest reaction OP

>>75583520
doesn't matter when they're all skinwalked for the concerts anyway

>>75600395
Only the fat and dorky ones. Some of them do it for real

>>75600395
>projecting sister

>>75600585
Technically, it would only ever be an issue if there was evidence and they made a big deal out of it. Otherwise, having professional dancers on staff to handle the "live" events would not only cost less, it would be much, much less strenuous on the streamer portion of the company.

>>75598464
This is a screencap from a horror film, posted on /vt/.

>>75600913
I don't know if Cover is actually paying for their lessons, and what those cost relative to a pinch hitter, but at least Mumei has confirmed she doesn't dance, and Bae has confirmed she does. So there is definitely a mix

>>75583590
Cute!

Here's a refresher course on what Idols are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j0QWdbY4UY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j0QWdbY4UY

楽しんでくれ、友よ!

>>75600395
>Also why didn't they skin walk big chulgur ovoid

>>75601229
>but at least Mumei has confirmed she doesn't dance
What? Mumei has said nothing of the sort, in fact Mumei and Bae talked about their dance choreography for Bae's most recent live

>>75600395
>"Skinwalked"

>>75603316
During her button stream "be a dancer" was one of the choices and she talked about not dancing. Did she just talk about the choreography or actually performing it?

>>75600585

The program they use literally has prepared dances. It's not a person, it's not mocap, it's not even live most of the time, you're lucky if they even sing it live. It's a 3D model in a program.

>>75583520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu54ujd3YXE

>>75604442
That would be the smart thing to do.
So then, why do they make them fly halfway around the world all the time for 3D shit?

>>75604024
https://youtu.be/kBd4v2-fYTQ?t=1952
Mumei and Bae completely winged the "choreography" and just did it in person
I looked up the button timestamp
https://youtu.be/HpjkjeFQhGI?t=3691
I am pretty sure you just misunderstood her, all she said is that she's not a professional dancer, which she isn't.
then she referenced a song

>>75604442
>picrel

>>75603399
Look at Ina go!
But seriously, I think some of the their dances are skinwalked, some are not.
On some dances or MC parts, you can see each member's unique habit/movement.
It's all a mix.

>>75604825
Cool, I'm glad she dances too. Thanks for looking it up

>>75583590
Cute!

>>75604442
>pagpag eaters itt

>>75605796
Well it's just pretty simple dance moves, which basically anyone can do with enough practice. I assume Cover has some in-house dance staff to teach basic moves to the girls. If anyone wants to learn more complex moves, I assume they will need to pay for that themselves the same way some girls set up their own singing lessons.
You really don't need professional dancers for the level of dancing most of these girls show, so I really don't get the skinwalking rrats. It's not like they're all running around and doing cartwheels.

>>75606166
I just want Mumei to move in with Bae and have her undergo a strict idolfication program

>>75583520
Damn, she's really educating watson with tech

>muh skinwalking
>when holos talk about dance lessons all the time for weeks an end before an event and even miss streams because of dance lessons is coming up and even EN members are flying to the studio all the time

>>75600395
I find this theory very interesting considering some girls clearly fucking suck even in the live concerts compared to other girls. Suisei for instance, literally one of the biggest, most important singers in hoolive, she cant dance for shit. She has no moves, no flexibility, stiff as a board... If hollolive was in the business of hiring skin walkers why wouldnt they want their biggest most important members to have some so they didn't look like they cant dance for shit??

>>75609336
Suisei dances poorly out of spite because she resents having to do idol shit

>>75610129
You are truly mentally ill. I pity you. Get help. get on meds. Get therapy. There is something deeply wrong with you. Did something traumatic happen in your life to make you this way? Do you spend your days making up things to be mad about? just fabricating completely false schizophrenic theories based on literally only the voices in your head? Do you have hobbies? Are there things you enjoy? Genuinely concerned about you right now.

>>75610369
copypasta but I ain't mad about it. She thinks she's a proper artist, better than hololive, and she's right.

>>75610642
this is your headcanon

>>75614212
She turned off supas.

>>75583520
I mean, I love Ina but if she could join with her dancing skills, anyone can join.

>>75583590
CUTE!

>>75583520
She fits right in

>>75583694
*cums*

>>75583520
I know, right!? It's nowhere near as good as Marine's legendarily sexy idol step.

>>75610129
>>75610642
>>75614212
>>75614268
This guy knows what he’s talking about. She’s an egomaniac.

>>75602242
You can't just post it without the audio, anon.

>>75615005
retard

>>75600395
We have seen enough lives and concerts to tell, many of them cant dance for shit, I think Hololive wants to keep that part real even if it doesnt look the best.

>>75583590
cute!

>>75602220
>Almost 2 hours vid
IDK if she / they were correct since I've seen too many Westerners having wrong impression about idols and I haven't taken a look at that vid, but do you really expect people to sit through that?

>>75583694
plap

>>75583520
Girls being dorks are great. All of Advent are treasures.

>>75623036
except nerissa

>>75624134
she's a treasure to my homework folder

>>75610369
This is not a sane reaction to a random poster's opinion.

>>75624134
especially nerissa

>>75583590
>Cute
Enough said

>>75583520
S O U L

>>75583694
>Impregnate this female 5 times if possible
Is what my brain is screaming to me right now.

>>75583994
Wasn't this a MMD template?, I remember her Alien Cover dance was perfectly replicated in more than one NND video, this hinting that she didn't dance but just inserted her model into whatever previously recorded dance is available somewhere in MMD.
Someone please confirm or discredit my suspicion.

>>75583590
Cute!

>>75583590
cute!

>>75608469
You raise an excellent point

>>75604442
I think they've used that for some member anniversary / birthday 3d streams but not for holofes, you'll notice it when their choreo is synched up too perfectly like this
https://youtu.be/ukOJ5JGbA7o

>>75583590
CUTE

>>75583590
CUTE!

>>75583590
CUTE!

>>75583520
Hey, still a better choreography than the middleschool shitshow at AR live

>>75583520
moves like she hasn't kept up with her steppies

>>75583590
Pfwp, mentally stunted faggot.

>>75583520
I know right? She is so cute

>>75604442
fuck off quest

>>75640960
Post first wost porst

>>75583520
her real 3d will be epic. i am really looking forward to it.

>>75600835
>>75603399
>>75609336
>>75617315
They instruct the dancers to move like lardass beginners to keep up the illusion that the streamers are the ones performing on stage.
I respect Cover for their dedication to kayfabe.