/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Remember to love your Luci

Wishing your Morp a quick recover

remember to love your Mori

https://twitter.com/dunchy1997/status/1788121196812542183

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>75360718
woah

>>75361334
Based Kawaiiope poster

In 2 weeks Mori will come back shredding on the bass

>>75360718
That's kinda lewd

>>75362042
She'll know the bassline of Feel Good Inc AND Roundabout (but only those two songs)

>>75362905
Approaching Kanatan from her hearing-impaired side so she doesn't notice me going for her armpits

Wait a second, those winged skulls...

>>75362852
>No Wonderwall

>>75362905
Delicious chest.

>>75363170
yeah, and the crowd shots, it's Morpo 3d debut stage

Morippipopippipopopoippipi

>>75365250
Rrat

>>75366493

>>75366607
Soon

I woke up this morning with a strong positive feeling for Deathstar.

Need Mori tummy

>>75362905
SIEG!

>>75367499
Pregnant tummy

>>75368597
Yeah, with me

>>75367499

>>75369436
Hoooo shit

>>75368682
PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
GET ABORTED GET ABORTED GET ABORTED GET ABORTED

>>75369436
>Kobo: I'm gonna tell!
>Next door: Kiara & Bae going at it trying to tire each other out

https://twitter.com/saku_X3/status/1788206681585058020

>>75367489
Man how are they this pretty...

>>75367499
>lifting up Mori's shirt to get access to her tummy!
>rubbing Mori's sensitive tummy with iodine!
>applying a local anesthetic on Mori's tummy!
>creating an incision in Mori's tummy while she's strapped to the operating table!
>accidently dropping a staple in Mori's tummy!
>sealing the incision with the staple inside so Mori becomes a repeat customer!
Mori!

>>75369776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M85xU-tbQ6c
They're so pretty, and cute, and cool, and talented...

If she takes any action on the other side, please let us know it, as long as it does not violate Rule 1.

I recently had the chance to listen to some Mori songs on some studio grade speakers. It turns out that Overkill has a proper soundscape, it's just that every thing is turned up to 11 so it's harder to hear the placements on my headphones. Tide was also really good, especially the 2nd verse and pre chorus

RIP was pretty mid and if you think otherwise your not a true deadbeat

>Code Gray. Fourth floor, recovery ward, room 6.

heavy breasts...

>>75372617
But soft enough to work as pillows.

>>75371825
I never really liked RIP. Live Again is what drew me to Mori in the beginning

>>75371825
>>75372884
For me it was Dead Beats.

>>75372884
Same but it at least gave me a solid impression of her
Like "this chick is pretty good, I'm interested to see what she can do on a better track"

>>75372816
I'd imagine that would hurt, but I guess it depends on the position?

>>75371825
I dunno, I was just amazed she dual wields languages. In rap. Full time.

>>75371825
ogey contrarianbeat

https://twitter.com/miyuchiq/status/1788196999256223964
Meep?

>>75373226
Not for Mori, since she sleeps on her stomach.

>>75371825
RIP is Mori's only decent song.

>>75371825
i agree that it's mid but i think it was a good introduction song, kind of what to expect from this (at the time) new holo girl
but yes most of her new music clears RIP easily

I love Mori and her FAT BUTT

>>75373656
I don't understand stomach sleeping at all. Wouldn't your nipples chafe on top of the obvious breathing obstruction?

>>75360517
being morbidly obese isn't "suffering" it's being a dumbass.

>>75374736
squish

>>75375562
She always emphasizes the squish

>>75375562
>This Mori is high on painkillers and watching the walls

Now that the dust has settle why couldn't mini mori get a girlfriendless free male?
Answer:Persona 5 autism

We should have an arts and crafts project in the downtime, like creating 1:1 scale Moris out of papier mache

>>75376261

>>75376113
Speaking of autism you mean three, right, right!?!

>>75376261
You can do what you want champ.
if you do post progress pics.

>>75376575
giant morbi...

Would you still love Mori even if she were trapped in a hyperbaric oxygen tube forever

lol

>>75378517
What an honor!

>>75377657
It'd be like The Shape of Water except she's not a fish
I haven't seen that movie by the way

why does this 20 something year old need knee surgery

>>75378517
Who fucking made Kiaba pope??

>>75379334
KC bought out the Vatican and is replacing all the statues of saints with dragons.

>>75376575
This is what writing a successful musical can bring you, ladies and gentlemen

>>75379327
She fucked it up while lifting and has been walking/dancing on it for ~a year since

guys...

>>75379966
The second part is what really fucked it probably.

>>75380358
yeah, I had a mild sprain on my wrist when I was younger and continued to do things on it and it turned into a proper fracture that I needed a cast for so I can see that happening

>watching Red Dead vods
>she starts singing about Arthur and Lenny fucking her in the ass to the tune of Wanted Wasted
is it really that simple bros? do i just have to become a gruff cowboy to win our boy over?

>>75380596
timestamp?

>>75380678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvOk1Dz9Q7k&list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA3UOphfpkggG5fjOM8Xl4N&t=1454s

>>75379966
also she fell down at certian convention that her friends were at

>certian

>>75381139
Anon you need better ears.

>>75381139
kek, her intrusive thoughts won

>>75382115
That was her ankle and you don't even know if it was the same leg, you abortion

oh, Reimu started FNV, that could be a fun break filler

>>75382554
>replying to twitch schizo

>>75382554
both legs implode from that fall lol
also don't use my oshi to counter me

>>75381139
She said the lawmen fucked her in the ass because the way Lenny and Arthur were acting. Which they did if you rewind like 1 minute lol.

>Queen of the skeletons
>Her own is brittle
Ironic.

>>75383029
I bet it was those weak ass ligaments fault.

>>75382554
Read this in her voice. An interesting experience

>>75382640

>>75383029
skeletons are usually beginner mobs for newbies to slay

>>75381139
That's not what she said

>>75383195
I want Faufau to insult me…

Falseflagging as a Sapling is quite possibly the dumbest new approach considering the amount of actual Sapbeats that are regulars

>>75360517
Previous thread: >>75330791

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Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>75383420
Go back in time when she played dota and feed while on her team

Would you eat these Moris?

>>75384627
Imagine if Saku was a sapling instead of a deadbeat.

>>75385066
She is currently doing her strongest sapling impression kek.

>>75384336
Trying to down all that hair seems like it'd be unconformable

so in the timeline mori was born a guy would she have made it big as streamer?

>>75386077
Mori getting into hololive is the culmination of several extremely specific circumstances, including being a woman, so no I don't think they would be streaming at all

>>75386077
If Mori was a guy she would of been a school shooter lmao.

>>75386077
no

>>75386077
He would be living a humble life of working at a bar, posting self-made songs online, and getting frisky in the parking lot of the KFP his boyfriend works at.

>>75386077
He would've probably taken the comic artist dream more seriously

>>75386724
Yeah I expect this one would be accurate

Mori saying she likes her boobs made me happy, because I also like her boobs.

>>75386077
>autist
>social reject
>obsessed with skeletons and other associated imagery
do the math

>>75387053
She's be Tim Burton??

>>75387216
Well she isn't an hack.

>>75387027
>loves her huge milkers
>still hides them under oversized clothes when in public
Body image issues are a bitch

She's got to be out of surgery by now, it's not that long of a surgery.

>>75387634
>he's never had a well-endowed friend or gf who makes herself look as inconspicuous as possible normally who feels comfortable enough to shed her layers in front of you
This is also gap

It feels weird when you're watching an indie and you see another deadbeat in their chat
It kinda feels like when you see a guy you know from school/work that grocery store or some shit lol

>>75387959
Lmao, I saw someone in global the other day complaining that he sees deadbeats in every chat he is in, even random 2views.

We are everywhere. Join us or fear us!

>>75386077
Do you think guy Mori would have had equivalent explosive growth during his puberty?

>>75385066
There actually is a jap femsapling that closely resembles fauna in both appearance and personality

>>75388450
Morio's massive teenage cock...

>>75386724
She would have been the second coming of shadman.

>>75388450
His ass exploded in size

>>75388524
*saku
not fauna

What would have been teenage boy Mori's equivalent of her megane phase?

>>75387764
yeah probably. Knee surgeries have been optimized to the point of speedruns in the US. Hospital I work at isn't even that big and feels there's like 5 non-replacement knee surgeries every week

I DON'T miss Mori and I'm not going to squeeb

Interlocked finger handholding with Mori Calliope

>>75388917
It can take hours to recover from going under depending on the person. I remember I was the exception for that and was wide awake and alert like 15 minutes out of surgery. My mom who dropped me off that left after I went in didn't even make it home before having to turn around to pick me up because I recovered so fast lmao. Then when my mom went under for a surgery it took like 5 hours before she was good to be picked up.

>>75388855

>>75389492
Apparently I was awake and lively after a few minutes but I have no memory of any of it

>>75389460
>Interlocked finger handholding
anon this is a blue board im going to have to report this filth

Is her next tweet going to be
>I lived, bitch.

my poor wife she was so scared it was kind of cute

Mfw i'm so fit i have to constantly go to the hospital to dethicken my thighs wish you the best calli

>>75389612
Good chance you're being fed morphine or something similar to dull the pain after they got rid of the nerve block

She will have to wear that light medical garment and practically lie naked in the hospital

>>75390076
Last time I went to the Hospital it was more of a bathrobe like thing

>>75390076
Her butt is probably out lol

>>75390403
ya boy needs to shid and fard

>>75390403
the booty stank is the reason why doctors wear masks

>>75390403
This is probably very true because they will need unrestricted access her entire leg and thigh for surgery.

>>75390403
h-hot...

>>75390403
Got me trippin

>>75390858
Dunno, I wore something like this when I had my leg surgery.

I love you Mori

>>75390897
>"Uh code brown, code brown. Booty stank got us trippin!"

>>75387027
Reading that log entree about her middle school self suffering from breast envy must have been eye opening to her.

>>75387027
We really have a lot in common.

>>75391659
But did more boob really make guys run after her?

Someone draw Mori in nothing but a hospital gown with her whole large booty out

Uuuuuu I want to hear from Mori. Is she ok? I’d imagine the surgery is done by now.

I guess it's VOD time for the next 14 days.

>>75392776
Yep, she has been warning us for a long time. We are lucky it is just 2 weeks instead of a month and a half like she first thought.

>>75393088
what if she doesn't come back...

Mori is live again!

>>75393427
Huh

>>75392134
200,000 hours in MS Paint

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1788232568782872998

She should of commissioned a short animation of some holomem checking a notification on their phone and it being the "I lived bitch" meme on it then have it be the first thing she posts when she is awake and alert

>>75393505
Eroi..

>>75393736
What does it mean?

>>75393505
Cute
The body being a bit grey looking almost made me think it was Sallie (Ollie's alt ego) for moment lol

News from Wawa's stream.
Takamori were supposed to go to Bali together in May and meet up with some ID girls there. Mori told the others to do it without her (surgery), but Kiara insisted they do it as planned so they've delayed it for later this year instead

>>75394661
Yeah, that's like the 4th time she has had to explain that to someone lmao.

>>75394661
Aww. Wawa wants her Mowi. I'm sure the delay will be worth it so they can sit on the beach and eat pineapple (1,2 - 1,2,3)

>>75394661
Love

>>75394661
I think she told us this already but this might be first time she mentioned in a public stream

Her last like might be couponbeat...

I wonder what Moris groupie merch will look like, I’m not really a fan of pink, 50 year old truck driver-core, or school shooter-core so I hope they think of something else

>>75396624
I'm hoping they stick with with black/gold/red instead of pink

>>75396624
Not buyin that overpriced shit anyway

>>75396624
I like the stuff with skeletons on it. A scythe would also be cool though

>>75396624
My dream Mori/deadbeats high-end clothing merch would be a real dark red leather jacket with spikes on the collar like the Nezumi Scheme design.

>>75386250
This

>>75396849
A jacket with her gold/black dress's color scheming would probably pretty dope

Say the line

>>75397890
red wine is her best beverage

>>75397890
Proink!

>>75397890
Guh!

>>75397890
MIIIIIna-san!

>>75397890
Whoopsie doodle

>>75398072
>red wine is her best beverage
Think I prefer whiskey to be honest with you

in 2 weeks Mori will come back stronger than ever with a detachable tail, regrowable limbs, and the ability to shoot blood out of her eyes to thwart attackers

>>75398831
Sugoi!

Mori WILL do a Valorant stacked stream with Ojou after her break.

Post big fat reaper tits

>>75399838

>>75399838
>"Here's your fat reaper tits, bro"

>>75397890
Red dress is her best outfit

>>75400684
Ding ding ding
That's the line I was looking for

>>75399039
has mori ever collabed with coco/kson?

>>75401410
The orange dragon called her a crack head and threatened to get her pregnant live on stream.

>>75394344
Sallie activated neurons in me

Gonna allow myself this one moment of squeebing, but I hope we get an update tomorrow. Also the thought occurred to me that Mori should promote her recent song(s) again since she’s done some streams since that make them not the most recent content.

>catching up on the parts of the Bye for Now stream I missed
>Mori mentioning she was shaking cause of the thought of surgery
IM GONNA DO IT

>>75402991
If the surgery was today I wouldn't expect any twitter activity since anesthesia can leave you pretty fucking zooted after you get gassed with
I remember basically sleeping the whole day after a surgery and even feeling sluggish the next day too
That's not factoring if they give her any pain meds to take

>>75403774
Also she was too worried to sleep based on that tweet

>>75403578
Honestly her anxiety is borderline comedic because it seems 90% based around anesthesia and a fear being forced to go to sleep, rather than the fear of getting cut open and have a person mess with your insides like most people
Like, if this operation allowed for her to be awake during it, she'd probably be way less stressed out lol

>>75405370
Until they pull out the power tools if they are working on bone lmao.

>>75405370
I had the exact same anxiety when I got my elbow operated on, so I get it

>>75405370
Desu I'm the same as her, I'd never go under if I got the choice. Completely going out is kinda spooky, I'd rather see whatever is going on.

>>75405465
Shit, don't they not do anesthesia for bone surgery? That'd probably be even worse to be awake for tbdesu

>>75405637
Not for brain surgery. You need to be awake and aware in case they touch something they shouldn't.

>Mori saying she can’t run for a while after the fact
Her thighs are gonna get big again…….

>>75406383
Downside?

>>75406383
She really needs to start swimming honestly. It would literally be the best thing for what she wants to accomplish

>>75406383
Good.

>>75406383
iirc hasn't not been able to run for awhile anyways because the pain?
Atleast I faintly remember her telling that us that's why doesn't do evening jogs as often

>>75405370
Judging by how she talks and cries in her sleep, I think she is scared of the stupid shit she'll say under anesthesia. Like, what happens if she randomly spurts the addresses and legal names of all Holo talents she has ever met?

>Mori saying that sleeping on her side is hard cause it’s “one cushion pushing down on another cushion,”
The logistics of being a girl seem like a major pain. Mori is gonna have to wear sports bras to bed when she sleeps on her back cause of her knee.

>>75406658
Yeah, she has just been walking on a treadmill

>>75406760
Flat girls are supreme. They have cute curvy hips and ass and cute nipples, but no boob problem

>>75406728
I'm like 90% sure you dont talk or dream while under. Everytime I've gone under its close eyes > surgery done waking up while being wheeled to the recovery room.

>Mori saying she needs a gun cause if nightmares keep her from sleeping
That’s really out of left field lmao. Mori should get a revolver cause they’re neat.

>>75407016
Is it a good idea to give a menhera a gun

>>75407076
how else are they supposed to defend themselves from the demons

>>75407076
think of da cahntent

>>75407076
Most guns in the US are owned by them already lmao.

>>75407076
At minimum 80% of guns owns would qualify as "menhera", so I don't see why not

>Mori joking that she isn’t getting a breast reduction, but a breast enhancement to be the biggest in Holo
She’s going to surpass Coco’s honkabadonkas…..

>>75408019
>Shiori yells "Oh I watched Coco!(the movie)" when I read this post
I laughed.

>Mori mentioning that even walking around her house had gotten uncomfortable cause of bones grinding together
Damn it sounds like knee is fucked, even if the bone grinding was just an expression. I really do hope things get better for her health.

>>75408019
She's still upset that Kronster is a centimeter taller and a few cup sizes larger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTVaPEXDRfQ

>>75409140
So was she just running around and jumping all day while being fat or something

>>75410171
>Calli

>>75410306
That's what the vast majority of people call her.

>Mori saying that she’s likely going to do some Hyperbaric Therapy after the fact
I remember reading different things about the effectiveness of oxygen therapy. I wonder if it’s mandatory as a part of her recovery cause the downsides seem like it’d terrify her the same way going under would.

>>75409313
I think one of the funnier memes within Holo that's really thought of as a "meme" is Mori's height getting power scaled with each subsequent EN/ID gen
She went from 2nd tallest to 6th in the span about 3 years lmao

>>75403578
>>75406383
>>75406760
>>75407016
>>75408019
>>75409140
>>75410515
No one asked. No one cares. You don't need to quote everything you hear in whatever VOD you're watching.

>>75410574
mamaloni please come back

>>75410719
Gtfo tourist

>>75410719
consider the following anon

>>75410719
die in a fire bitch

>>75410719
I asked
I care

>>75410574
It was fun seeing Mori and Kiara go back and forth about their height and whether or not their shoes count. The idea that Ina might height mogg everyone irl is even more amusing.

I appreciate vod beat since he catches things I miss from streams all the time.

>Mori doing the “no you hang up bit before” ending the stream
She loves us

Why so many people coming here and being mean to VODbeat... I'm sad

>>75406888
>flat girls are supreme
Without those trips you’d be on thin ice buddy

>>75411509
Except you

>>75411541
Seems like a weird tourist tbhdesu

>>75411541
It's one overly sensitive idiot. Vodbeat posts here regularly with no problem

>>75411541
to be fair, I don't see it in other threads so it can seem like an anomaly to some people

As someone who has to watch VODs about 50% of the time; VODbeat is my homie. If he's watching I sometimes tune in because it's kinda like a rebroadcast at that point.

https://twitter.com/faumeii/status/1788070997486121471
https://twitter.com/faumeii/status/1788070997486121471
https://twitter.com/faumeii/status/1788070997486121471

Can you guys be a decent human being for just a second and consider the economic impacts of Mori taking 3 weeks off, how are the shitposters supposed to support their families?

I just noticed something about the final platform in Ghost of the Babe. Mori already won once she got to the 2nd to last platform since it's solid. So even if she did fuck up the timing, she would just fall onto that solid platform instead of all the way down into the halted ruins.

>>75412616
They could of been extra evil and made both sand

>>75409313
>>75410574
is it weird that I keep imagining Mori angrily shlicking or humping a pillow to vent her frustration at being mogged by her kohais

>>75412529
that twitter user is the guy that doxxed nerissa

>>75412746
A little bit yes considering she vents her womenlet rage by trying to dom anyone taller than her (Kronii)

>>75412529
Isn't this that person who really hates IRyS to the point of editing her out of pictures?

>>75373282
>rap

>>75413287
>wrap

>>75371825
ogey mori

>>75413287
>brap

>>75413044
lmao what?

>>75413027
Why she mad at the crepe, tho?

MorIna is a ship loved by people who actually watch streams.

>>75413027
>she vents her womenlet rage by trying to dom anyone taller than her
mfw she's 5'6" and i'm 5'10"

>>75413612
Dunno about "ship," I just like their dynamic. It's fun.

>>75388917
Are those always done with full anesthesia and if so, why?

>>75413417
A Councilfag who usually seethe anytime IRyS is included, think the guy even throw a hissfit when Promise was officially formed

>>75398139
Based

>>75413749
Ye. Mori brings out something very funny in Ina.

>>75400212
Komachilliope...

>>75413768
If you or your insurance can afford it, there's no reason not to. I imagine the doctor probably saw how much of a hypochondriac she was during the meetings and basically assured her she would be fully knocked out to assuage her fears. The old 50-something year old former athletes coming in for their 5th ACL repair surgery know what's coming and want to streamline stuff as much as possible

The I lived bitch tweet is taking too long now...

WHERE IS SHE?

>>75414211
Probably in bed, sleeping

>>75414094
Ah. So, theoretically, if I'm a cheapass, I could opt for local anesthetics? But I'd still have to be lying down and unable to see them poking around in my knee, right?

Deadbeats, I'm so sorry... She was a good person...

>>75414104
I’m ok for now because I figure she’s just tired but ngl I’m going to flip out if she doesn’t post tomorrow

>>75414507
She's up there with Monty Oum

>>75413612
This is like the one pairing that most viewers just intentionally stick fingers in their ears to, like they had a proposal moment in a myth collab and have like constant love bombs to each other, they just also gel extremely well.

I love takomori and I want them to rub their cocks againt each others

>>75415536
>>75413612
I still think it's weird to ship actual people but they have a great dynamic. Ukulele battle NEVER.

I can’t sleep…I wish I could suffocate in Mori’s tits until I pass out

>>75415802
Speaking of those, the
>It's the only thing I have going for me
line she said during the stream stuck with me. Kamon Forest, it's not like that...

>>75416623
True. Even if Mori had no tits I would still love her….I’d be a little sad if she was the one to get rid of them with surgery, but thankfully she dispelled that thought.

>>75416838
I think she would have less deadbeats if she didn't have juicy melons.

>>75416875
I think your wrong

>>75416875
Nah
Personally I think the only thing that would've made me not be a deadbeat is if she wasn't an artist in any way. If she just streamed and played games I wouldn't connect with her in any way

>>75416875
Nah. I like her tits because they are hers. What attracted me to her was her personality. Hell, pink was a color I disliked 4 years ago and now I’ve grown fond of it…

>>75417108
>meanwhile my adolescent obsession with vocaloid
It was destiny, truly

>>75417108
Yeah, I always thought pink-haired girls are not my thing. Not so much now.

>>75417262
Idk if Morp is really into vocaloid like that, which is ashamed cause I'd to hear try out some Luka songs in a karaoke one day

>>75417262
I always liked Luka but Haku was my favorite

>>75417262
based I loved Luka too and find it funny that Mori looks just like her lmao

>>75417612
Megane cover never

>>75417717
While Luka is my defacto fav, I did like Kagamine twin songs the most a lot of the time

>>75417612
Mori singing Juby's translated Hello, Worker never ever

Mori will be a cute shrine maiden... someday.

>>75419611
Aren't IRL shrine maidens usual kinda old?
Imagine GILF Mori working at a shrine...

>>75419938
>GILF Mori
I'm gonna cum!!!

goodnight again /morig/!
pray we hear from her in the morining

>>75420120
Nini chu chu

>>75417012
>>75417025
>>75417108
ITT Deadbeats try to lie to themselves.

>>75419938
not really, when I went to Japan for holofes a lot of the maidens minding the shrine shops were highschool age.

>>75420242
>"I only like her for her tits, therefore everyone else must feel the exact same me!!!"
No.

>>75420398
if I'm not mistaken, aren't they just glorified receptionists while the actual spiritual leaders are all old fucks

>>75420505
That's like the case for every religion

>>75420120
nighty noodles

Is she out yet?
What's the assumed schedule for these things? I don't know what time it is even wherever she is. Nothing on twitter.

I am filling the void by finally playing through FF7 rebirth

>>75420715
Likely yes, but like other anons have said anesthesia leaves you feeling pretty dazed for the entirety day even after you wake
She's the US, so she's probably just asleep right now

I was watching one of translated clips from Mori/Sui radio and both of them say they go out for yakiniku often. On one hand, it's nice that they hang out but on the other, I wish at least some of it happened on stream.
>>75420505
Didn't Kiara work as Shrine maiden before? From what I heard and read, it seems like high-schoolers do it as part-time work during holidays

>>75420798
Have fun, I'm waiting for the PC version to come out

>>75420863
Thanks, I'm doing a no sidequest only run which means I'm almost consistently underleveled

>>75420426
You can lie to yourself, but not to me. it's all one big cope because you are desperate to touch tits.

>>75420857
>Didn't Kiara work as Shrine maiden before?
Yeah she talked about it being one of the jobs she worked pre-Holo, but I don't recall if she talked about what the actual day-to-day job details were like

>>75420242
She has a combination of a fantastic rack and a diversity of outfits that produces inspiration for good art.

>>75420936
Not really desu
If I care about tits as much you're trying to insinuate, I'd be a whatever the hell Noel's fanbase is called, but 2 of the 5 ENs I watch the most are (Ina and Biboo) are apart of the itty bitty tiddy committee

>>75420961
It is the duty of the shrine maiden to "service" the needs of the kami enshrined there, also dealing with any priests if there are any.

>>75421031
Slightly correcting myself here, she has a diversity of outfits that fit her personality. I don't think she has a dud, save her inability to put her arm down in her kimono.

>>75421163
One Piece.

>>75420857
>They go out for yakiniku often
That was probably around when shinigami note was being recorded, from what it sounded like in the interview, they've most likely been to busy to hang out as often, only time recently being Chloe's 3D live. I do hope after Mori's recovery that they can cook something up together.

>>75421195
Counterargument, it gets my dick hard

Mori should get butthole widening surgery

guys ...

How long is the recovery period?
I'm curious because Sora also has a damaged knee that limits her dancing ability, although it appears to not be as dire as in this case as Sora only has pain when twisting it in a certain way and doesn't have problems just walking around her room.
Did she mention having trouble during Fes because of the knee?

>>75420961
Shrines are can be big tourist spots. I wouldn't be surprised if they mostly used her to explain things to english guests.

>>75421474
2 weeks at most for recovery enough to stream. Mori said she had to turn down 3D live appearances because of it so it is probally pretty bad. It seems to mostly have gotten bad for Mori because she kinda worked through the pain instead of getting it fixed properly. Hopefully Sora isn't doing the same thing.

How long is the refractory period?

>>75421342
Counterargument: You have no dick.

>>75421624
You won't get my dick pics out of me that easily, fembeat

>>75421600
About 15 minutes

>>75421624
ahckchually

>>75421665
>criesin>30

>>75421776
Oji-san.....
Honestly it kinda does nothing for me because cumming more than once in a singular day just makes feel physically ill, like I feel I have to puke and feel dizzy
I'd read post about saying they jerk off 3+ times in a day and it just baffles me how their bodies can take that

>>75421690
Sad. Also it's not attached to anything, so even if that pygmy fake dick was yours, how would you even use it?

>>75421966
>he doesn't have a detachable dick

>>75422035
No, no I don't. Mine is real and unlike yours has fucked actual women. That look you always dream of seeing on your oshi's face, I have seen in reality. Seethe in eternal jealousy knowing that you will never experience what I have.

>>75422108
>yours has fucked actual women
"Actual women" is a pretty cute nickname for your right hand lol

I guess joseph is still mad. lmao

>>75422173
Holy fuck, the posting style is actually same the too lmao

>>75422173
Who?

>>75422225
Mori/Kiara/Nerissa anti who doxxed himself by accident. He's been throwing a big tantrum since.

>>75422225
Joseph Joestar

>>75422225
Retarded schizo that's /here/ in /Ope/ and sometimes /hlgg/ that accidentally doxxed himself via youtube comment on a clip
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>>75030092
>>75030642
>>75032853
>>75033552

>>75422274
NAAAAAAANI?!!!

>>75422325
He could of had plausible deniability, but he went and deleted his comment too and confirmed it kek.

Aight whahappen here? Just writing my Reine ss and come hone to this...

>>75422325
that guy's twitter is the definition of mental illness

>>75422392
>but he went and deleted his comment too
That's fucking hilarious, what a dumb ass

>>75422428
Ah nothing. Though it was someone joking around, but it turned out to be the usual schizo and someone asked for a QRD

>>75422428
>Reine ss
May I read it?

>>75422173
>mori on break
>nerissa has an empty schedule
what is he doing to do all week?

>>75422516
he goes after Kiara too and she is back

call me joseph the way ive been bulkin'

>>75422325
this shit is still fucking funny he somehow didn't think that would expose him

eta on the next mori tweet

>>75422764
She is in the US, its in the middle of the night. probally not until the afternoon

https://youtu.be/XmoOgPsSPTI

I just gotta remark this makes the nth time another full EN gen makes it to Japan for the first time and she's out of the country despite always insisting on hanging out and introducing them to stuff
it's just a hilarious pattern by now

>>75423315
There any confirmation they are there?

Mori is not fertile

>>75423315
She usually leaves Japan on a "business trip" (actually just for fun), but this time it was for a surgery, so no one could blame her.

>>75423371
NTA but I think anon Shiori, Rissa, Biboo and Mococo all taking sabbaticals on streaming in the same time has made people sus