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a reaper scarily under the knife in an underworld underneath us all

>> No.75279560
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remember to love your Mori

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Remember to love your PCs (Personal Calliope)

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>>75279517
Previous thread: >>75232443

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/@moricalliope
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUWOeZts878
Upcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puLi_VCalpY

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
Sinderella (December 16, 2022) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_sdl_ec
JIGOKU 6 (August 18, 2023) EP: https://lnk.to/mc_jigoku6
//// Stream Tide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsjr5jFMHkQ

//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/
(NEW!) Shirts!

//// LIVE SHOW
OUT FOR THE SEASON! – coming SOON to a venue near (You)!
//// Live archive: https://rentry.org/3zf6w

//// 2024 Birthday Project: /morig/ sings Left For Dead Lullaby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viD9HxzVo9k

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

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>> No.75279832

tourist here. i just, again, want to say i appreciate your general titles. they always make me laugh.

>> No.75279840

>whatever CPU
...
>RTX 4090
I have that one too.
>32 GB RAM
Damn, that's a good PC right there!

Why is she like this?

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>PC set up doubles as a shrine
Kino.....

>> No.75279926

>>75279853
Poor Wawa always gets raped by being in that collection

>> No.75280026

>>75279853
Damn, the Tsukumo plush is huge compared to the friends with u one

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This is your DJ for the night, sir

>> No.75280186

she wants to be with me.......

>> No.75280303

>>75279599
what can you even do with a personal calliope?

>> No.75280331
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Im not gonna make it two weeks is two long without my mori

>> No.75280347

>>75279773
Hmmm...

>> No.75280369

>>75279517
>>75279560
>>75279627
Based and Opepilled

>> No.75280420

I love Mori and her FAT BUTT

>> No.75280496

Mori is the reason why gen z is not dating or having children anymore.

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>>75280420
This one?

>> No.75280689

>>75280529
woah

>> No.75280809

>>75280529
No her other bottom!

>> No.75280814

>>75280529
>nipnaps
DELETE

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>>75280420
This one?

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>>75280303
Things that can't be said in public.....

>> No.75280870

>>75280303
love her

>> No.75280968

>>75280831
too big

>> No.75280974

>>75280303
anal insertion

>> No.75281049

>>75280831
not big enough

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>>75280968
How bout now?

>> No.75281132

>>75280822
I'd plunder that pirate's booty, if ye catch me drift.

>> No.75281242

>>75281100
don't make me horny for my boy while she's streaming

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>>75281049
>https://litter.catbox.moe/cb0fqn.jpeg
How bout now? (had to put it in a catbox cuz her nip nops are visible)

>> No.75281317

Mori's manager didnt pick my setup
she hates me

>> No.75281344

>>75281288
perfect

>> No.75281365

>>75281317
post it here.

>> No.75281519

bros no the powerlevel...

>> No.75281556

That 2 hours went by pretty fast.

>> No.75281570

>>75280303
Put her on a cute outfit and give her a healthy meal and after that give her toys to play with

>> No.75281574

>Mori quickly mentioning that she wants do a bass playing stream when she gets back but she’ll be too embarrassed
I would like that as a Member’s stream of that.

>> No.75281592

One of the opes is going to hop into that one guy's Sazabi

>> No.75281595

i want Mori to suffocate me with her big, fat armpits

>> No.75281630

Okay but Goku is weak to instant death conditions as well as heart diseases

>> No.75281661

>>75281630
Mori just doesn't want to fight him because he keeps coming back for more

>> No.75281662

She skipped mine....

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>>75281100
more like this

>> No.75281710

>>75281662
manager san hates you

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>>75281667

>> No.75281839

>>75281736
Pregliope...

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>>75281574
I want to cuddle with Mori while she plays the bass for me so bad, bros...

>> No.75282017

Manager chan hates me...why?

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>>75281736
Is she supposed to be pregnant here? cuz that's not how fat disruption works

>> No.75282079

>>75282050
Ate a big borgar

>> No.75282105

>”I know that……the annoyance of the sag,”
As I get older, the presence of sag often makes things even better.

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>>75282050
yeah with my child

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I legit forgot that was a sponsored stream lol

>> No.75282481

I really hope they do more concerts like Dreamhack, it was so cool

>> No.75282533

>>75282291
She said she wanted to do a stream like this before. The sponsor was jsut a bonus.

>> No.75282585

>Mori didn’t see any spider’s in Australia
Isn’t that just an unequivocally good thing?

>> No.75282590

Deadbeats

>> No.75282679

>>75282585
no it's bad since she didn't get the real Aussie experience

>> No.75282687

>>75282585
a spider you can't see is the most dangerous

>> No.75282843

>>75282687
What about the anons that post itt that are secretly spiders?

>> No.75282887

>Mori doesn’t buy second hand Suisei merch cause she knows Suisei wouldn’t like it
Damn Mori’s a real one

>> No.75282996

back of the knee maybe

>> No.75283000

sorry Mori I'm buying merch second hand since I can't buy Little Swag Lord anymore

>> No.75283013

Is it okay to ask for paizuri during the first sex session?

>> No.75283064

>>75283013
yes with me

>> No.75283212

>just happen to die when she is under for surgery
>fucking calvin shows up instead
wow that would suck.

>> No.75283264

>>75283212
that would be based I would fuck Calvin so hard

>> No.75283266

Oi stop stealing posts from here, wrench

>> No.75283349

>>75283212
>Swings his dull-ass scythe at your neck
>Misses and nails your shoulder
>"Oh shit! Sorry! Stay still so I can end it quick!"
>Botches the next swing too

>> No.75283402

>>75283212
I would kill myself again in front of him

>> No.75283424 [DELETED] 

How the fuck did a Mori anti tweet about the lean tweet get 69k likes in under 24hrs on Twitter?!
>Checks who posted it
Of course it's a black tranny monkey...typical Twitter seethe

>> No.75283434

>Lost the 14k I had as Author when teh epilogue starts
I really wish I didn't do those treasure map quests...

>> No.75283481

>>75283424
Buy an ad already

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>>75283424

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cmon guys, at least wait for the stream to be over to start timelooping

>> No.75283525

>>75279840
She understands what a difference 8 gigs vs 32 gigs makes.

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Mori has a sensitive tummy...

>> No.75283605

>>75283552
i wonder if she also has a sensitive armpit

>> No.75283608

>>75283552
>t. Fuwawa

>> No.75283629

>What if you vomit while under anesthesia
She's psyching herself out so hard with this surgery so hard lol

>> No.75283639

Lmao, my mom took me to my favorite BBQ palce after my day surgery because I was hungry as fuck. For some reason I felt perfectly fine after.

>> No.75283659

>>75283552
Her tummy is sensitive in the inside you silly!

>> No.75283703

>>75282050
it's vore

>> No.75283780
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Do you think that Tutu and Ghostie will come back from this vacation with American cat accents?

>> No.75283785

>>75283629
Mori is going to covert the doctor into a doxxbeat

>> No.75283797

>>75283639
It really depends on the type

>> No.75283860

>>75283780
I don't know that they have interacted with any other cats other than each other since Mori brought them home.

>> No.75283886

>>75283639
She is being a crazy hypochondriac and has basically admitted to as much. Like everyone has said, she'll realize she's basically recovered within a couple days/a week

>> No.75283897

>>75283780
no but tutu will develop a junk food addiction

>> No.75283913

>>75283797
I was put completely under for a ~2 hour surgery. I'm guessing it would be worse for a longer one.

>> No.75283990

>>75283780
GC will start talking all gangsta

>> No.75284023
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If Tutu and GhostCat are japanese, does that mean they speak a different cat language than her family's cat that lives in america?

>> No.75284036

>>75283990
shiiieeet I can't wait for that nigga to go back to Japan!

>> No.75284102

>>75281875
I listened to an ASMR where the girl intermittently plays bass... It's peak comfy bros...

>> No.75284179

>>75284023
yes
They go "Nya" instead of "Meow"
You may think I'm joking but animals really do sounds different depending on the country

>> No.75284217

>>75284023
Depends on what language Mori babytalks to them in.

>> No.75284297

>>75284179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aKuES6SO2k
meds

>> No.75284463

>>75284023
Cats from Japan exhibit fundamentally different behavior than American cats. Japanese cats are seen as more timid isolationist, while American cats are more needy and more active

>> No.75284831

Lmao @ the tonal shift from Mori doing chill PC rating to Rratsis yelling her head off while fighting Genichiro

>> No.75284868

I missed her a lot bros

>> No.75284875

>>75284831
She's gotten a lot better at the game than I remember her being yesterday when I tuned in

>> No.75285172

>>75284297
thats clearly an american cat
the second cat that comes along at the end starts "nyaa"-ing

>> No.75285205

>>75284102
tell me you have a link to that
please

>> No.75285327

Why is there 2 bait tweets with 20k+ likes . The other is using bluefield's art of Mori
Fyp bringing the rotten shit on my feed
What happened this time?

>> No.75285426 [DELETED] 

>>75285327
people are (semi-jokingly i think?) trying to drag her into the Kendrick vs Drake feud

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>> No.75285453

Tutu will try to remain prim and proper, true to her origin, but she will slip up, say "y'all" and be mortified.

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>>75285426
>Replying

>> No.75285465

>>75285205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwquOAHsaSg
She's really good too... it really is peak comfy.
I would expect a bass playing stream to be more Mori trying and getting really frustrated, like a bass playing version of a Jump King stream

>> No.75285562

>>75279926
She'd probably overload lol

>> No.75285631

>>75279926
I also have that one wawa in the middle of my huge Mori shrine...

>> No.75286068

>>75285631
I need Kobo to get a fig so I can complete the family

>> No.75286132

>>75285426
Anon, anyone bringing up that shit is a shitposter. Just ignore them.

>> No.75286303

>>75286068
Kobo's hair in a figure is going to be silly.

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>>75285453
Destroyer will teach them american cat curse words...

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>>75285453
I like this trope

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>>75286777
>what's up my nyaggers

>> No.75287394

Imagine you’re in the operating room working on an unconscious Mori. All of the other medical staff is distracted for a moment. Do you squeeze her tits?

>> No.75287515

imagine how much squeebing she'll do when she's gone

>> No.75287568

>>75287394
I give her a free breast reduction alongside her knee surgery

>> No.75287599

>>75287394
I'll remove the stupid bitch juice from her

>> No.75287679

>>75287394
This >>75287599 + I'd bring her up a cup size

>> No.75287740

>>75287679
based

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>>75287394
No shot they don't have cameras

>> No.75287918

>>75287394
Doctors are required to do that anyways during a regular checkup to scan for cancer

>> No.75288034

>>75287394
Squeeze her butt instead

>> No.75288079

would you watch a stream of Mori's surgery?

>> No.75288722

>>75288079
Unironcally? Maybe
I think I watched at least a dozen hours worth of wisdom teethe removal videos when I got my removed, then that pivoted into watching videos of cavities getting replaced with filling
Dentistry videos are oddly satisfying to watching

>> No.75288775

>>75288079
No, I get squeamish watching medical videos of things like surgeries.

>> No.75288790

>>75288079
I want to see her insides

>> No.75288825

>>75288722
I hate pimple popping videos

>> No.75289448

>>75288825
>pimple popping videos
For me, it's videos of doctors clearing out hardened ear wax in people's ears

>> No.75289942

what procedure is she getting?

>> No.75289976

Need Mori to suffocate me with her tits while hugging me when she's asleep.

>> No.75290017

>>75289942
Knee surgery IIRC? Had to mute when she was talking about it because I was in a meeting

>> No.75290025

>>75289942
they are taking 2 cup sizes from her breasts and adding 2 inches to her penis

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>>75287515
bet it'll be as much squeebing as i'll do for her

>> No.75290040

>>75289942
reduction mammoplasty
>>75289976
bad news...

>> No.75290045

>>75290025
How big is her penis?

>> No.75290099

>>75289942
She's getting a third boob

>> No.75290142

>>75289942
Titanium knee arthroplasty

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>>75290017
Have you also missed the last two months of streams?

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>>75289942

>> No.75290489

>>75290244
It's crazy that we've been doing this joke for like 2 years now lmao

>> No.75290725

>>75290204
Unironically I only watch in the background every now and then because of irl reps, like how Mori would want me to do.

>> No.75290901

>>75290017
Yeah, knee enlargement surgery.

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You know if Mori ever sees these posts, that she'll get bigger tits just to be a contrarian.

>> No.75291206

>>75290958
They're getting bigger already from the lack of any planned diet

>> No.75291283

>>75290489
Even crazier is that this woman has been getting so many surgeries and none of them are for cosmetic reasons

>> No.75291592

>>75291283
>getting so many surgeries
The funny thing is we're only at like, 2
The one from that pic was in reference to when they stuck a camera in her shoulder(? or maybe it her knee as well? I forgot) to check if an injury would heal on it's own, and this current one for her knee
It's just *feels* like a lot cause she often tells us about these surgeries MONTHS in advance, so we just spend a lot time talking about it
I think it's cause the idea of getting opened just makes her really squeamish

>> No.75291757

>>75291592
God I want to open her up so bad though

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>>75291757
Hope you got the proper medical licenses for that

>> No.75292160

I love Mori

>> No.75292312

>>75291757
Penis is a surgical tool?

>> No.75292445

Is it weird that im happy that she isn't doing prerecorded streams? Never liked them since she's not interacting with chat, and so far the only game she has played prerecorded is stardew, which isn't the most engaging game imo.

>> No.75292584

>>75287394
>creep doctors
Okay, now THAT's something I'd be scared of in a surgery. Thank fuck I'm not a woman.

>> No.75292677

>>75292584
You can still have a gay doctor who fiddles with your cock and butthole while you are knocked out

>> No.75292689

>>75292445
>Is it weird that im happy that she isn't doing prerecorded streams?
Nah you're not alone
While I appreciated the effort it felt kinda awkward since the format was basically just like a normal stream, so it felt like a watching a streamer who can't see their chat rather than normal LP type of video (I felt the same way about Fauna's Outer Wild's vids as well)
Imo I think the most "optimal" route for wanting to put out stuff but not being able to stream is either doing shorts or a twitter space

>> No.75292736

>>75292689
the answer is that we need more rebroadcasts!

>> No.75292880

>>75292736
Yeah actually that'd be super cool too, I didn't think about that lol

>> No.75292967

its nice that mori is good with skeletons because I have a very large bone for her to examine

>> No.75293035

Ring, muffler, cushiob, shotglass merch ends in 25 mins.

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>>75288079
She won't be awake, so no. Then again, a sleep stream was a popular idea once and the one time she pretended to fall asleep on stream was pretty damn good

>> No.75293266

>>75293035
I will have to buy it once it goes on ebay

>> No.75293324

>>75293266
But then it will cost even more.

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>>75293035
Thanks anon
I almost forgot to buy 3 more rings so I can give deadbeats a fist full at the famimart parking lot

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>>75293266
>I'm going buy it....when some scalper takes of advantage of it not being sold anymore and marks up it for more than it's actual market value
Anonchama???

>> No.75293535

>>75287394
maybe. but i'll definitely smell her fat armpits

>> No.75293584

mori... mori...

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>>75292967
>I have a very large bone for her to examine
Your femur?

>> No.75293827

Would you watch Mori read Wikipedia articles?

>> No.75293991

>>75293827
I watched her read that TVTropes page once, so sure why not

>> No.75294088

Does Mori keep a master copy of her merch?

>> No.75294332

>>75280303
Play doom

>> No.75294381

>>75282843
I don’t understand why people are so scared of spiders as long as you don’t disturb them they’re no risk we know you’re too big too be prey so you’ll only get bitten in self defence

>> No.75294404

>>75286068
And Regis if a figure ever comes out.
>>75286132
What's happenin?

>> No.75294561

>>75293369
I don't have the money for it now

>> No.75294684

>>75294381
Yeah, that's fair
But have you considered that they look really weird and I don't want them to touch me?

>> No.75294802

>>75294381
Spiders are some of the creepiest alien-looking creatures on the entire planet. Some of them can also make you rot while you're alive. Also I sleep more peacefully knowing I'm not in a region where camel spiders live because those motherfuckers are a peak mother nature design.

>> No.75294875

>>75294381
generally it's a fairly common fear in nature in general, not only humans - a decidedly small, missable thing that can cause damage disproportionate to its size
without modern medicine even milder spider bites become potential points for lethal infections or lasting damage, so the fact they can walk on walls and ceilings, squeeze through small openings and tend to operate nocturnally, when they're even less noticeable, all put together creates a fairly terrifying mix

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>>75294381
For me, it's their long ass legs compared to their bodies. Same reason I'm scared of giant mosquitoes. Jumping spiders are qts though.

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>> No.75295243

>>75295197
look at her go!

>> No.75295516

>>75295197
Whoa, she's crazy!

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>> No.75296302

Why do humans have irrational fears

>> No.75296479

>>75296302
no fear is irrational, they're all evolved behavior
evolution just can't catch up with technological progress

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>> No.75297437

>>75296302
Because a million years ago your ancestor saw some weird shit that freaked them out so badly that their reprogramed itself to not want to go through that every again, and now you're kinda stuck with the remnants of that

>> No.75297618
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this dumb bitch infected me with her anxiety and now I worry she's not gonna wake up from surgery

>> No.75297765
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>>75297618
>Debbie sipped the DBJ

>> No.75297808
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Oyasumi

>> No.75298381

>>75297808
>Not Oyasuimi

>> No.75299176

>>75292967
Spinal cord?

>> No.75299543

>>75299176
That's 26 bones stacked in a trench coat

>> No.75300405

mori

>> No.75300518

>>75300405
I don't believe you.

>> No.75300523
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12 hours remain

>> No.75300732

Starting the tonight VOD, she's scaring herself so much with this whole thing. Even her knee pain probably feels worse because she keeps psyching herself about it. I want to hug her and tell her it's going to be okay

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>>75283552
*breathes in*

>> No.75300919
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It's okay, Mori, there will be a team of highly trained medical professionals attending to you.

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>>75300523

>> No.75301111

Mori is dead

>> No.75301114
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>>75300919
It's true
You'll be in good hands, Morp

>> No.75301123

>>75301111
dead tired from traveling

>> No.75301180

>>75300732
The thing is that the US medical system is one of the best of the world as long as you can pay for everything. Which in Mori’s case won’t be a problem.
This is just her own brain that’s doomposting.

>> No.75301232

>>75301180
her life is a chain of freak accidents so it's easier to believe into the negative accidents being more likely as well

>> No.75301380

Kronie here. Is Calli gonna have surgery in the US or Japan? US, right?

>> No.75301445

>>75301380
US, yes, she's already there

>> No.75301451

>>75301380
yeah
shes already in the US with her cats

>> No.75301481

>>75301180
No it isn’t. Not a single ranking has America as number 1.

>> No.75301500

>>75301481
He didn't say best

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>>75283552
Sensiitve toes, too...

>> No.75301770

Mori has been diagnosed with EXPLODING KNEES

>> No.75301905
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE2v3oyAXS8

>> No.75301986

>>75301770
Her knees got fucked up due to her _______

>> No.75302094
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DEADBEATS

>> No.75302099

>>75297618
Odds of that happening can't be that high, right? I don't wanna be scared for a week or two of getting hit with a PR statement that she died

>> No.75302186

>>75302099
Official statement from Cover Corporation: It is with great sadness that we have to announce that DEADBEATS, YOUR OSHI DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOO! (RECORDER SOLO IN MORI'S MEMORY)

>> No.75302188

>>75302099
the chances are astronomically low, but non-zero

>> No.75302194

>>75302099
The surgery is tomorrow. We'll hear from her

>> No.75302407

>>75302099
Extremely low. It's like worrying about getting into a crash each time you board car/train/plane since the chance is always non-zero.

>> No.75302975

>>75291283
I think she mentioned once that cosmetic surgery felt like it would be cheating to her or something

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>>75301481
you're six times more likely to leave the hospital with a scalpel still in you in Switzerland compared to the US

>> No.75303407

>>75303252
>a single statistic

>> No.75303587

>>75301481
>>75303407

I'm just going to assume you're younger or terminally online; but the US Healthcare system is pay-to-win. The best doctors, practices, systems, etc are all here. They also all cost a pretty penny. That's why when famous / rich people have medical things done, it's done in the US.
When you're looking at combined metrics for the US, you're getting a total picture. That includes all of the free clinics and reduced cost facilities that have overstressed, overworked, and burnt out doctors. Most Americans are even painfully aware of which hospitals in their metro area are the "poor" ones, "regular people" ones, and the "rich ones." All of which provide vastly different qualities in health care.

If you're rich; America is the best. Unfortunately for many, it can also be one of the worst (at least in regards to 1st world countries.) That's why you see most metrics landing America somewhere in the middle.

tl;dr get your head out of your own ass Europoor.

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>>75302094

>> No.75303661

>>75303624
Always makes my heart go doki doki

>> No.75305190

>>75302099
it depends on the person. Mori could be allergic to the anesthetic and die before the procedure starts but that is pretty rare. But knee surgeries are pretty tricky and while fatalities are rare complications aren't uncommon

>> No.75305280

>>75305190
She’s already had surgery before so that’s not happening

>> No.75305404

>>75305190
>Mori could be allergic to the anaesthetic
Can’t they just do a normal allergy test but include the anaesthesia to see if she is allergic?

>> No.75305751

>>75305404
I'd imagine this is one of things they checked during those preliminary checks she had to do along with a lot of other things related to surgery.

>> No.75306665

>>75301511
I don't think I've ever been so jealous of a cat before...

>> No.75306914

The fact that I always tell hypochondriacs being irrational about things like surgery or flying is that they statistically put themselves at far greater risk every day by getting into a car than any of these things they worry about

>> No.75306980

>>75306914
But your boy doesn't get into a car every day. Well, as long as she's in Nihon anyway.

>> No.75307051

>>75306980
She'll literally be at higher risk of suffering a long-term injury on the drive to the hospital than during the surgery itself

>> No.75307123

>>75307051
Got it, I'll start doomposting about the drive instead then.

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>>75307123
She'll drive.

>> No.75307208

>>75307123
If you had to pick something to doompost about, the drive to the hospital is the highest risk thing lmao.

>> No.75307275

I need more Takamori in my life.......

>> No.75307362

I need more Deathclock in my life...

>> No.75307458

I need more Mormei in my life...

>> No.75307462

I need more Mori Calliope in my life...

>> No.75307519

>>75307201
me on top

>> No.75307954

>>75307519
Look out for the low bridge!

>> No.75307978

sometimes i feel like mori

>> No.75308024

Sometimes I want to feel mori

>> No.75308149

sometimes i feel..

>> No.75308198

AND I FEEEEEEEEEL

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"Hey, everyone, I'm finally back from the surgery! But it's weird, ever since I got back from the hospital, my back and shoulders have been feeling sore, at least more sore than usual"

>> No.75309546

Reminding yall signups for VGTC are fast approaching closure, at May 31, 11:59pm SEA time.

Cars, tracks, and current entry list. Also, a link to creating templates to paint on(included in the Cars sheet): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-fdf459uEjWj2PJLnf_4obzLgTBHSZ_j4_SwuB8xZrY/edit

Signup Gform: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScDw1rkAeIl6RC8s8lrI-ebtveNjRRXEeMTrzi3sKTUiS0xwQ/viewform?usp=pp_url

>PSA:
¤Do not allude to drama past or present in your livery. Stick to your chuuba/thread's theme.

>> No.75310148

That's cute, hope she can get Mori one
https://x.com/kamiyamaneki/status/1787840025419469062

>> No.75310213

I wish to drink the Mori pee

>> No.75311480

>>75307201
giwtwm

>> No.75311676

>>75307201
Mori should bring a Home Depot 12 foot skeleton back to Japan

>> No.75311688

>>75310148
It's probably difficult considering he did a limited run and they already sold out, on top of Cover no longer allowing gifts it's not like she can have a friend or her manager order it for her

>> No.75311850

>>75311688
he said in the replies that he's gonna try to resell them again, so maybe she'll have a shot

>> No.75311979

>>75287394
You do know there are cameras in all surgery rooms now right? To prevent lawsuits? (medical malpractice ones, not sexual harassment ones)

>> No.75312736

>>75311979
The camera is also distracted

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I'm in.

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>>75312814
[Breach of security detected]
[Deploying counter OPErator]
[Lethal force against intruder(s) is authorized]

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Piece of ca

>> No.75313358

>>75312736
I didn’t know Mori was a Boeing whistleblower.

>> No.75313757

i'm gonna-

>> No.75313873

>>75313169
Rest in pieces, debbie

>> No.75313984

Join us! Join us! Join…

>> No.75314058

>>75290901
Otherwise known as a "Knee Grow Operation"

>> No.75314099

>>75292445
Prerecorded streams should require two people together. Or together through discord.

>> No.75314281

New member wallpaper is beautiful.

>> No.75314407

Oh, that guy who really likes Mori's red dress outfit will be happy with this month's member wallpaper

>> No.75314427

"Red dress is her best outfit"beat is probably really happy now.

>> No.75314509
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>> No.75314606

Love this month’s wallpaper. Sexy wallpapers are good too but the ones more on the beautiful side are always my favorites.

>> No.75314768

Tutubros I don't feel so good I need new Tutu pics NOW

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>>75314768

>> No.75314890

>>75311850
that artist is actually a she

>> No.75314983

>>75314768
She should really push management to approve Tutugram while she has this time. It's a project that would be low-stress for her to set up and would fill the two week content gap to a degree

>> No.75315080

>>75314983
Mama Mori posting Tutu pictures and videos for us while Mori heals

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I was hoping to get that Tide Runner game finished before Mori went on break but I spent all weekend playing FF7 rebirth instead

>> No.75315433

>>75315080
Why do I image mama Mori struggle to get a good photo of Tutu like a cartoon skit?

>> No.75315550

>>75291592
She seems to be way more afraid of anesthesia than being cut up. I don't remember if she was all the way under the last time, just her being loopy afterwards

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>>75314768

>> No.75316210

>>75314871
It never occurred to me how bright gold her eyes were until that video she took for the charity stream. They look more green in almost all of the pictures she's taken

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https://twitter.com/kamiyamaneki/status/1787898849593610342

>> No.75317450

threesome with mori and tutu

>> No.75318139
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This month's Wallpaper look gorgeous

>> No.75318318

>>75317450
Not now ghost cat

>> No.75318504

>>75318318
you always say that

>> No.75318656

this month's wallpaper is beautiful

>> No.75319519

>https://twitter.com/hj8J0593IbKH0st/status/1787790999672303987
Cute duck

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>> No.75320540

https://youtu.be/BgFxeAq126g

>> No.75320613

>>75320540
yeah me

>> No.75321182

>>75320540
Gonna rock 4 deadbeat-rings on hand and play this as I drive around town

>> No.75321337

have u ever seen someone rocking Mori merch irl? did u approach them?

>> No.75321468

>>75321337
A guy in line for the Ado concert I went to was wearing the rapper hat, we talked a bit

>> No.75321534

>>75321337
At CtW yeah, but I feel like the context for that is much different than just seeing a guy wearing at a grocery store or something lol

>> No.75321585

Oh hey, Overkill hit 700k just now

>> No.75321615

>>75321337
I was out wearing the omocat deadbeats shirt once and saw a guy with the same exact shirt walk past me but I just stared
I've only had like two other holofans recognize it and come talk to me though, I always have some holo merch on me when I go out, if not wearing a shirt my bag has a lot of keychains.

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>> No.75322246

>>75321337
The only person I ever saw wearing holo merch in my city was wearing a Suisei shirt

>> No.75322682

>>75321337
Girl wearing the Mori OmoCat shirt at the supermarket, I pulled the "cool design" line in passing so she probably knew I was a fan too

>> No.75323489

>>75321337
I don't know if it counts, but there was a car parked next to me that had Holo stickers and the Smol Myth plushies inside.

>> No.75323816

>Two Deadbeats pass by each other in public
>Not a word spoken
>A few paces more taken
>Both turn around and charge

>> No.75324098

>>75323816
Is there a quickening effect when one dies?

>> No.75324149

>>75324098
Yes. The opening of Wanted, Wasted plays and red lightning bolts streak through the sky.

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>> No.75325180

after seeing the PC stream yesterday it just makes me want to have my own Mori setup

>> No.75325195
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I wonder how Shiori's childhood diaries compare with Mori's, although it's possible hers are lost to time so we may never know

>> No.75325393

>>75325195
I hope she doesn't hold the pen like Chris-Chan or Milky

>> No.75325824

>>75325195
I hope she holds it like L.

>> No.75326580

>>75325195
I NEED a diary reading collab between these two more than I need air

>> No.75326705

>>75326580
I think mori read all that she really could though. That "time jump" she had was when she used Tumblr instead and she can't read that because some retard archived it before she could wipe it herself.

>> No.75327105

What's the saying? "Rap is like a mountain, there's a smoking hot babe at the top?"

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>> No.75328730

Red dress is her best outfit

>> No.75328889

Nightgown is her best outfit

>> No.75329066

Birthday suit is her best outfit

>> No.75329111

Default (without the cape/shoulder pads) is her best outfit

>> No.75329120

I think the default is actually her best outfit

>> No.75329177

Kimono is her best outfit actually

>> No.75329227

>>75329177
which kimono

>> No.75329299

>>75326705
>Tumblr
there wasn't anything worth of note on it so its not like it matters

>> No.75329667

Calvin is her best outfit

>> No.75329689

Sheriff is her best outfit.

>> No.75329841

Forget her best outfit, what's her best haircut?

>> No.75329894

Naked is her best outfit

>> No.75329906

>>75329841
Bald

>> No.75329944

>>75329841
That new one she got for her rapper outfit.

>> No.75329964

>>75329841
The twin tails imo

>> No.75329994

>>75329841
Messy

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>>75329841

>> No.75330191

>>75329841
Messy although that one time she did short hair + casual outfit kinda hit

>> No.75330218

>>75329841
best haircut: default
best outfit: default
best album: your mori (with dead beats included)
best song: rip

>> No.75330251

>>75330218
dangerously based, in the original sense of the word

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>>75329841

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Why is Ope so sexy in the recent short bros...

>> No.75330337

>>75329944
>>75330120
Isn't that hair cut just "hers"

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>>75330314

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