/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for Mono's Monos

the things i would do to mono monet is illegal im most countries

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Mono. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my cock stuck inside her. I would take some Viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history.

I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married). I would do everything in my power to make Mono as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my ministrations her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her homemade lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of mamabichos to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple liters of sweet cream per day, which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is.

Mono will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Mono's pregnancy cravings and kicking children in her womb and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the back of the neck which she will undoubtably appreciate, softly moaning with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth.

Every day I will take glamorous pictures of my wife Mono, it doesn't matter what she's doing she could be sleeping or eating or lazing around watching TV, she's beautiful no matter what. I'll make sure to keep her away from the kitchen, happily lazing around on the bed so she doesn't burn the house down and risks ending this breeding utopia. I'll keep a high quality 3D scan file of her pregnant belly for every single month of every single pregnancy, and when we have enough experience with our first 2 or 3 rounds, we can go back and see which ones were the hottest. I bet her favorite would be twins, big enough to be noticeable but not terribly more difficult than a singlet. Maybe she's too competitive though and just wants to maximize numbers, which I would be more than happy to support.

>>75215861
Ora ora finally a worthy advesary has arrived

>>75215842
They cant be that bad unless you're resorting to rape or murder.

Mono is too fucking dangerous for me. 5 hours with this woman, and I haven't been able to do anything but watch her. Any other girl I'd just multitask while playing her on a side monitor, but Mono? I'm locked in, I'm actively chatting, and I can't pull myself away. I'm supposed to be asleep but here I am. It's over for me, man.

>>75216092
specifically it was marriage withjout preamble

>>75216140
Same, I literally wake up in 4 hours. I'm going to die

>>75216386
2 hours for me, but I can't look away.

I love Mari
43 hours remain

I love my ghost wife Alias!

>There might not be a Mono stream tomorrow
nooooooo

i have my alarms, and i can always work, btu im honestly going to be smiling during this hangover, she was worth this suffering

>>75216588
Crisis maybe averted

ASMR filler episode this week

Wait has Mono added the asmr member tier? I don't remember seeing the option to upgrade my membership.

>>75216735
Public ASMR this week

>>75216494
I love her more!
>5 ASMRs in a row
She... She's perfect.

>>75216750
That isn't what I asked.

>>75216735
Nope, waiting for it though. Membership literally ended today and didn't see a point in renewing with the new tier coming

>>75216735
She'll do it sometime before the next members asmr

Waiting for this hiccup fit to turn into a s puke

>>75216792

I love my wife Mono Monet

fucking alf

Alf'd again...

This hag will continue to keep me glued to her stream for 5 and a half hours and there's nothing I can do to stop it

Fuckin alf

some fucking interen is watching a surge of horny posts after every raid and is trying to p[ut two adn two together but nihong iie jouzu

>>75217065
I think it's time for bed, tabemono

Alias just keeps going with the ASMR

>>75217157
It's her bread and butter

>>75217092
oui, good night mono

>>75217157
isn't it great?

>>75217157
She wants ME to fall deeply in love with her

so... what now?

>>75217858
Wait for Mono's morning tweet

>>75215907
based and breedpilled

>>75215907
Hopefully ill have an answer to this by the time im finished pooping during lunch. Otherwise assume i ceded victory but my need to breed mono is nkt sk fragile

Good night I really really really love Mari

https://twitter.com/mono_monet/status/1787375088897274153

Not a moment goes by in the day where I'm not thinking about my dick inside of Yae

>>75219081
If your head hurts before you fall asleep it means you didn't drink enough

Bonnie is so breedable. I know that her biological clock is ticking closer to midnight but I want to impregnate her and give her a whole litter to raise and take care of. We'd do it doggy style of course (because she is a dog, and doggy style is one of the best positions for successful impregnation) and she'd have to take her fertility meds to increase pregnancy chances to the maximum limit. I would abstain from touching myself for months beforehand and I'd have to even avoid her image to prevent myself from busting at the sight of her beauty.

When the blessed night comes she will be in full heat and crave my genetic material. I would probably only last two or three pumps before I can stop myself from overloading her with cum. However, I will have built up enough stamina to recover quickly and go two to three more rounds that will last longer and be much more sweatier and I'll send my little soldiers to invade her eggs. I'll breed her and give her as many children as she wants with her limited time left to become pregnant and still be healthy.

After we confirm that she's pregnant I'll buy her extra pillows so that we can continue to fuck whenever she has the urges and I'd be gentle so as not to jostle her fertile womb but still satisfy her urges. I'll hold her hand during the child birth (we will have absolutely have a woman doctor and midwife, no other man will be privileged to behold her beauty under any circumstance. There are too many cases of male gynecologists taking advantage of women)

I'd be a wage slave for her until I can buy apartments and become a landlord with multiple incomes so that she can focus completely on our children and we can raise them to have Christian values. We would move out to the country where we can have a few acres of land and she can run around to her heart's content and we can prevent society from corrupting our children until we teach them proper values. They'll grow up and leave the nest and we'll stay and we'll be so happy together having family vacations and trips to create happy memories and I'll always get her her favorite dog treats and we'll grow old and she will die first and I'll be alone and never remarry but I will stay at home and occasionally visit our children and grandchildren and tell them my favorite stories about Grandma Bonnie and they'll have so much love for her memory and I would die so happy and blessed.

The desire to breed in this thread would bring a tear to Abe's eye

>>75220538
It's not just desire, some of us have succeeded.

>>75215907
>>75220506
i ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. or sorry that happened

New update for kouhais

Im still burpin and tastin alcohol, today will be fun, but a good time with mono was worth it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU5zTLSzoHQ
I LOOOOOOOVE MEIDOS

>>75225519
Good mononing, gonna get my face restructured with punches at the gym today, lets goooo

>>75216386
>>75216140
Hope you anons make it in to work alright, I know I struggled

>>75225939
Not the first time Mono's ruined my sleep, but I'm half awake so fuck it. Chug a energy drink/ coffee and just push to see another day.
And when I get home I just throw her asmr on and pass the fuck out

>>75226616
>Mono doesnt think her ASMRs are good sleep aids
She forgets that we just jizz till we lose conciousness, its actually an amazing sleep aid

>just organized my v4 folder
>1200 images
Fuck this is a fat comp for just 6 months

This fucking hag rabbit

>>75229638
>stream starts at 5pm for me

I need Mariya to lick my ears right now

Good morning. I love Mari.

>>75229638
silly bnuy

I love my ghost girlfriend Alias!

Paizuri from Yae

>>75232235
I want to huff her armpits

Rem schedule up, also I'm surprised she is actually playing Alien again after last time.

>>75232923
Theyd likely just smell nice and elegant, she takes care of her skin and hygeine, unironically good girl smell, not very huffable, maybe decently whiffable

>>75233174
>Haircut ASMR (relaxing)
>Haircut Apology ASMR

>>75232923

>>75233227
She just fucked your shit up…

>>75233174
Looks like a great week

>>75233596
I'm excited for the drunk driving karaoke. Not so excited to watch Spongebob.

Heard Serina for the first time in this weekend's karaoke relay. Watched he Karaoke last night and fell in love with her voice.

Im at work and im asking myself why was i still drunk, why did i think hot cheetos would make my tummy feel better and why wasnt i banned yet. But hearing Mono giggle makes this worth it

>>75233968
Yeah, I'd rather watch twilight or something like that than spongebob

>>75233174
>spongebob
she's catching up on american meme core

>>75233174
>Haircut Apology ASMR
she's gonna fuck my shit up isn't she?

Mari is coming home! The wait is almost over.

Maris coming back to a broken home and other women in her bed

>>75233989
Congrats on being one of the handful of Serina's fans here.

>>75233989
Her voice is great and her original songs are legit good. Glad you like her!

>>75234316
Me behind the cute vampire

good lobotomorning everyone

>>75234669
good morning

>>75234316
God I can't wait to hear her yap about her trip

>>75234669
The masculine need to wake up Nova with a kiss and pamper her the whole day

>>75233190
Confirmed 0 cavities during her last checkup; definitely the cleanest and best smelling v4mirai unless you're into girlrot

>>75233968
>>75234043
Every expression REM make sis inherently hilarious in reaction image format and i'm not sure why

>>75235421
the best l2d models are inherently memeable

>>75235379
Don't forget confirmed shaven. Yae's the highest quality hag you can find.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU5zTLSzoHQ
I'm looking forward to this

>>75236427
Give me Yae!

https://twitter.com/Dr_NOVAe/status/1787502126253424778
Nova reminding you to fap to her lewds

>>75236608
These girls are all succubi, literally cant go a week in this corpo without one of them trying to drain your mana. Probably cant even trust Vee-sensei either...

Man Alias has been storing a bit too much ectoplasm in this art

God I love Alias so much

>>75237010
>she has a lactation fetish
>I have a sucking-big-tits fetish
My wife and I are made for each other.

>>75237178
Anon, I dont know how to break this to you..... She wants to be the one milking the cow, not actually being the cow herself

>>75237503
no... the dreams of Alias feeding me and our 5 little spooksters a highly calcified girl-goo dinner... absolutely shattered... It's truly booover...

>>75237503
I can fix her

Hu is engineering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTZiimr8ZVs

https://twitter.com/SerinaMaiko/status/1787512651871817814
It's time to show your talents to the world, anons.

>>75238985
Helicopter

>>75238985
But Seri, I'm a talentless hack...

>>75239276
that hasn't stopped a lot of people

I need hag pussy...

>>75239769
Don't we all

V4m needs more porn

>>75240205
Be the change you want to see.

I would devastate Monos pelvis, but i also just kinda want her to rub my head and tell me she thinks im neat and listens to me talk about my day and some silly memories i never got to share with anyone, then i want to hug her from behind and gently nibble on her shoulder while she tells me about some childhood stories or why a partiular artist was a big impact on their musical genre despite never seeing mainstream success and i hope that she can feel comfortable falling asleep in my embrace so i can knead her tummy and move it like a mouth while making squeaky voices to pretend im having a conversation with it and shed giggle after a bit and id be bashful because i didnt realize she was actually awake and laughing at me the whole time, and she calls me a dork, turns around and pecks me on the cheek and tells me she loves me.

I want to have lovey dovey handholding sex with Mari that devolves into possessive bitey animalistic sex where she tries to wipe the idea of any other woman from my mind which isn't really necessary since I am already faithful to her

>>75240403
The last ASMR gave me enough romantic delusions, this isn't helping.
It's a sad world where me wanting to fuck the shit out of Mono is somehow the sane thought compared to me becoming helplessly in love with her.

I really need to just have tea or something instead of getting hammered with Mono.

>>75241845
I want to play retro video games with Mono.

>>75240928
This is why I encourage other kouhais in the thread to cheat, she gets clingier while I stay on the good boy list. I reap all the benefits with none of the repercussions.

>>75242035
>>75240928
>Cheating Yaeposters are all Kouhai trying to take out the competition

>>75242002
>you will never laze around on the couch drinking beer and playing metal warriors with mono
Why live?

Is it cheating if it's a non-V4M girl? Is it worse?

>>75240951
We may be too far gone, its kind of exciting though. I have no delusions of how this will end, but i think its going to be a good run.

>>75242328
Whore

>>75237503
Imagine assisted paizuri from Alias and some other titcow V4Mirai

>>75242878
Alias and notAlias

>>75242328
If you're gonna be a whore, at least keep it in the polygamy circle

>>75240928
How is this woman so perfect?

>>75242908
Give me Taff (?) as a narrator, too. I want him to hype me up. More as a color commentator, now that I think about it.

>Is gone for a month
>Doesn't schedule Apex stream right away
what is wrong with this woman

I want to spend an afternoon playing retro games with Mono, sitting right next to her on a couch with big CRT in front of us, going through a few different games, listening to her gush about an interesting obscure one, helping her get through a tough section of another. As the afternoon starts turning to evening, she pulls a few beers for both of us, and we start to chill with an easier or more moody game. And after a couple of hours the buzz starts to hit her and she rolls up closer to me, slowly rubbing her chest up and down my arm, knowing that I've been stealing glances at her all day. A few more minutes pass and Mono starts rubbing my thigh with her hand. I can't focus on the game anymore and the buzz is getting to me too now, so even though it's still early in the evening, even though the neighbors will absolutely hear the two of us going at it, I pause the game and surrender myself in full to Mono.

These Monoposts are reaching dangerous levels

Good mononing!
https://twitter.com/mono_monet/status/1787539562707001510

>>75240205
Once I buy Mono's birthday merch, I am fully committed to getting skebs of the measurement and of the spread wallpaper

>>75243854
this has now caused a 15 minute stream delay

[Powerpoint news] she is going to be 15 minutes late.

>>75243854
I love this woman so much

Alias is doing this for YOUR SAKE you should be grateful

https://twitter.com/BonnieBarkswell/status/1787541492195545544
Bonnie just quote tweeted this

>>75244888
I don't mind it all, I love her and her geeky obsessions. Her zatsus are always great. I like them more than ASMRs, tbqhwtpitt.

I miss my dumb zoomer eepy demon

>>75244961
based

Alias prechat really is just the bridge between a pillow stream and the alias stream

>>75245050
pillow mentioned!

https://twitter.com/AlicjaDaLontano/status/1787547724210217010
Ali...

>>75245050
>>75245131
Pillows simps will NOT be happy about this!

>>75244978
I'm not loyal to Alias, but I will say I'd rather hear her yap than her asmr. Probably my bias to the other girls ASMR, but zatsu streams are a lot more personal than RP

>>75245238
She is doing too much ASMR in my opinion, def needs more zatsu. I think my favorite stream so far is the first members stream.

She's so cute.

>>75245148
jesas

>convinced management to pay for her Peacock account
Holy based

Is shipping of wrestlers a thing?

>>75245641
apparently it is...

>>75245148
Apparently she missed the part where every instruction will tell you to use the middle oven rack.

>>75245178
I love pillow and I'm happy about this!

Man, I love Korean women.

>>75245238
Alias is my wife and I am loyal to her and respect that ASMR is her passion

>Tfw listening to my cute wife ramble about bullshit I dont care about

>>75246166
That is GFE

>>75245641
I guess so from what she is saying right now

>>75246166
all she does is GFE but labels GFE ASMRs as RP...
Stupid korean wife

>>75245148
holy moly
would you eat it

Did she do all of this in 30 minutes? Impressive.

Reverse cowgirl, HUH

Girly ghost is girly.

Alias would totally be down for a threesome with this lady

Nova:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRvie-Ho6-g
Kiri:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nzutPCh-fs

tell me everything there is to know about Yae, i think i fell in love

>>75247047
big boobies

>>75247047
Transactional relationship

sex with nova

>>75247047
Sexy onee-san

>>75247047
she speaks passable Japanese

>>75247047
Other than the fact that she's absolute sex?
She's a japanese hag who's lived her life as a jack of all trades jumping job to job, a lot of it spent as a boat translator. She's kind as fuck and puts on a lot of fanservice because she knows it makes you happy

>>75247047
special ninja semen extraction techniques

>>75247047
She is pretty guarded about her real self, so I never feel great about talking about it here. But mostly she just really wants you to have a great time watching her stream and tries very hard to please. She is really incredible and I also love her.

>>75247386
this is a safe space. reveal all that you know.

>>75247047
She's a sweetie who loves voice acting, lots of fun weird stories, not a huge gamer for most of her live but she really wants to get more into it.

>>75247047
Shes cute and sex, worked alot of odd jobs, newish to gaming but eager to learn. She wants to please you, yes that too.

>>75247445
The above anon covered it enough >>75247311
She just has had a really interesting life and I wish she shared some more stories.

I admire Alias's wrestling autism

Did Alias just say something about Lunalia's group project coming out? I'm so sorry, I was looking at the tits.

>>75247541
Petalight hasn't actually been around for that long, give it some time and I'm sure she'll open up some more.

I have no idea what Alias just talked about for the past hour but she's cute

>>75247634
It just makes me love her even more, so I am ok with it!

I love Mari so much bros.

>>75247513
Just an addendum to this, but if you do care about the "newish to gaming" bit, despite not playing a lot of games, she's very willing to step out and try new genres, and she gets pretty invested when she does.

>>75247838
Tomorrow

>>75247838
Same. Been watching vtubers for years and I have never felt the way the same way about any other chuba before.

Nova wants to implement a hipcam for key jiggling

>>75247882
She also picks things up quickly. I am always surprised by how fast she gets concepts and mechanics from someone who is new to gaming

>>75247838
same

Alias is trying to filter out all the sex maros kek

>>75248170
All me btw

>>75248170
Yeah all mine

>>75247838
Same. I wonder if she'll snap and do a guerilla right after she gets home or if she'll wait until the maid cafe stream.

>>75215759
V4maid cafe schedule, because I'm lazy

>>75249041
I'll add it as a catbox link in the happenings section to save time kek

>>75247047
What everyone else said, she's really sweet and is also pure unfiltered raw sex... So just know that if you are going to fall in love with her, you better be willing to live knowing that she WILL forcefully drain every last drop of your semen from you whether you want to or not Still been listening to her members asmr since the day it came out, still arouses me and still makes me lose all self-control

https://twitter.com/VeeSensei/status/1787569445420101883

>>75248737
I'd love that, but that long flight back is a killer.

>>75249238
Japan to the west coast isn't that long.

Alias...

I love Alias!

>>75249041

Alias is going to cry...

>>75249391
Yeah with me

>>75249383
Thanks anon this is much easier to read.

>>75249219
Im going to appreciate sensei so hard

>https://shop.bravegroup-us.com/collections/v4maidcafe
Anyone buying some meido merch?

>>75249509
I would if shipping wasn't 50 USD for me.

>>75249509
I got all the Yae stuff

>>75249285
9-10 hours, but still shorter than I thought. I got mixed up and forgot that eastbound they aren't going against the jetstreams/don't go as far north.

>>75249509
i might grab the REM and Mono keychain and package it with Mono's bday keychain.
Not sure if I want the beer mug, i don't drink alcohol at all but it's unique as merch

I am very happy to gush about Yae here, she makes me so very happy and this is the only outlet I have for it. V4M is really amazing!

Is the Alias VOD going to stay?

Alias...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n153htF5FKg
Time for hagdog

Does it say when Mono's birthday merch disappears from the store? I get paid on the 10th so hopefully not before then

Buckle up for this alias members ASMR

>>75250109
BRO I'M GONNA-

>>75250111
What did she say is she going all out for it like her PL?

>>75249509
Was going to get the Mari keychain, but $14 shipping on a $10 item makes me with I could order it with her birthday merch

>>75250109

>>75250109
>>75250192
Thank you. I'm quite retarded

I hope this maid merch sells well so we get the upcoming swimsuit sex merch

>>75250111
I'm listening to older fanbase, I'll sign an NDA and stay silent.

RE: UR LAST PICTURE

Wishing I could cuddle with Alais

>>75250180
Just that so many people are in her public she is too shy to do some things and wants to do those in members. Take that as you will

I'm already 2 beers deep and there's probably no mono stream today, sad

>>75250300
I cuddle with her every night

>>75250303
I get what you mean
will look forward to it

>>75250326
Maybe she might put up a cytube while she's working on her schedule and stuff

>>75250384
Check the VOD once she's finished. She said a bit more.

[Bonnie News] All vtubers are 50 year old men

>>75250511
I'M GAY???

>>75250511
No males allowed

>>75250511
she's correct

Alias HATES cheaters and whores

From very emotional to talking about netori you love to see it

>29 shipping
the things i do for my oshis...

Please get more parasocial Alias

Comedycucks should kill themselves.

Dude Alias switches the BGM so fast

Timely heads up for the Mono bday merch ty. I was hoping to bundle it with her maid stuff but if I can't at least I know the cutoff.

Bonnie proposing a feet reveal at 100k (like Nova)

God dammit, I love Alias.

>>75251300
Same

She is so cute...

My brain knows that menhera Korean women are dangerous but my heart...

I need Alias in my life

based whore killer nova

Alias...

Alias loves ME

The member's ASMR is gonna be insane

I am holding Alias coin

So Novabros, what's your oshi doing?

[Important news] Nova has a filter, somehow, and she loses it while drunk
We need to find out what unfiltered nova is like

Serina's schedule
https://twitter.com/SerinaMaiko/status/1787567587947089996
Basically will be taking it easy until the end of the week

>"Do I bite?" Only if you want

AAAAAAAHHHH SEEEEEXXXX SEEEEEXXXX SEEEEEX WITH MONOOOOOOOOO. COPIOUS KNEE BRUISING ASS POUNDING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX WITH MONO. I NEEEEED TO BREEEEED THIS SUCCUBUUUUUUS, I CANT STOP HAVING SEX WITH MONO. I KEEP SPURTING TABEMONO HONEY ALL OVER MONO AND IM GONNA CALL IT A WORK OF ART UPON THE CANVAS THAT IS MADE OF MONO MONET WHICH IS ALSO CONVENIENTLY MADE UP OF, YEP YOU GUESSED IT, SEEEEEEEXXX. IM RUNNING OUT OF DICK BUT IM NOT RUNNING OUT OF LUST FOR MONO, I WILL HAVE SEX WITH HER ALL FUCKING DAAAAY, GOD I LOVE FUCKING MONO. MONO SEX MONO SEX MONO SEEEEEEEEX, MY TIME WITH MONO IS A SHOW CALLED SEX IN THE CITY, BUT WE DONT LIVE IN THE CITY, SO WHATS IT ABOUT? JUST SEX, WITH MONO. FUCK IM COMING AGAIN TO HER, ALL I SEE AND THINK AND PRAY TOO IS MONO, THIS IS MY NEW RELIGION, MONO SECTS IS DEDICATED TO MONO SEEEEEEEX. FUCK I WANT TO PLAP THIS CHUBBY LATINAS FAT ASS TILL ITS A QUESADILLA AND SPEW SO MUCH SPERM IN HER UTERUS THAT SHE LEAKS MY CUM OUT OF HER NOSE, NO I DONT KNOW HOW THAT WORKS BUT FUCK IT I DONT CARE ABOUT ANATOMY I CARE ABOUT SEEEEEEX, WITH MONO MONET. AND I WANT ALF TO WATCH ME FUCK MONO, MY WIFE, BECAUSE I THINK SHES SECRETLY KIND OF INTO IT DUE TO PAST CHILDHOOD TRAUMA BUT THATS TOO DEEP FOR ME, BUT NOT TOO DEEP FOR MY PENIS, MONO SEEEEEX

>>75252408
She needs the rest

Nova has never been on a date...

>>75252597
She's literally me...

Pillows

>>75252632
not even one? anon...

>>75252676
Yeah mine

>>75252729
it is what it is

>>75252219
Turbo fujo is my guess

teaching nova what to do on a date! buying her cute things! teasing her about her inexperience!

Teaching Nova how to love me

god she really doesn't know shit... has she really just lived in her lab for her whole life?

>>75253244
Perfect for grooming wouldn't you say

https://youtu.be/o9yXcCwguzY
Hag rabbit playing children's card games

>>75253329
wow a northerlioncore chuuba

Asking Nova out on a date!
Getting her all flustered and blushing as she shyly accepts!
Texting her the plans as she painstakingly chooses a cute outfit!
Calling her the night before and telling her how excited you are!
Having her show up at the restaurant only to stand her up!
Letting her sit alone for 45 minutes as she has to keep telling the waiter she's waiting for someone before you text her and tell her it was only a prank!
Enjoying the thought of her going home in shame and disgrace with her trust irreversibly damaged!

>>75253555
Stop that

>>75253555
I'll kill you

Alicja seems like the type that could easily be persuaded into doing pegging if she's not into it already

Are you ready

>>75254719
https://youtu.be/cU5zTLSzoHQ

Alias you fat korean cow let me suck on your massive titties and eat your fat ass

>>75254791
I'm retarded and thought this was live right now and I was missing it

I would mlem Rhubarb's tummy

CHECK THIS 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9yXcCwguzY

nova is racist towards gingers (good)

>>75256168
fuck

Tesco Pekora.... Walmart Pekora but worse...

if Kiri is the Daffy Duck to Rhubarb's Bugs Bunny does that mean she also has a Duck Dodgers form

>>75252632
same...

>>75256221
The Irish will remember this

>>75257262
Unlikely, theyre usually too drunk for that

I want to watch wrestling with Alias.

>>75258090
I want to wrestle with Alias

>>75258165
I want Alias to put me in a head scissor until I pass out

I HAVE to become a monster so that nova will fuck me

Look at these cuties. Tell them something nice after their first month

>>75250978
You didn't want the coasters? They're pretty cute.

>>75258845
Alias CUTE

>>75258845
LUNALIA LOVE

>>75258845
>it's already be 1 month of lunalia and basically 6 months of petalight
Holy shit time is flying

>>75249509
I still going to order my Nova keychain but also at the same time god damn the shipping....

>>75259544
my polish goddess

Stop posting AI shit slop

>>75253555
You monster.....

there's worse ways to kill the thread I guess

>>75258918
i wouldn't use it

There's no real need to spam on cooldown

>>75259698
Imagine coming home to this

>>75258845
Nova my beloved, look at how disgusted she looks cause she needs to wear the maid outfit I need to kisses her all over her face

>>75260628
As far as I'm concerned, she was just waiting for me. What a nice girl.

>>75261060
So this is how Yae dies

damn nova sucks at vidigames

Yae time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU5zTLSzoHQ

>>75260628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU5zTLSzoHQ
Starting!

>>75261222
Is anyone in V4M/Globie good at games?

>Have my ass against the wall
Fine by me

Short pigtail Yae...

my wife is so cute

Cute menu

>>75261485
>>75261511

based, omurice won

Mono best be wearing a naked apron for her maid stream maybe with the bikini beneath

I want maid yae to kill me

I want maid Yae to spit in my mouth

She's too cute bros

Guess I'll bake now
>>75262237
>>75262237
>>75262237

Okay never mind lmao someone else do it

Cute ninja maid
and cute pon anon

>>75262155
Let her be cute for a bit longer until we wear out her patience and gets annoyed with us, then she might spit on us for free

>>75262252
anon-chama....

>>75262560
>>75262560
>>75262560

Oh no, are we going to be maid slaves? Oh no that would be terrible to have to work off my debt in sexual favors to maid yae!

Twice in a row...