/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

wose...

I love Meru!!!

>>75137950
You have a stream in 30 minutes, go prepare for it Mio

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

Extremely passionate Mio Love!

I love my girlfriend!

obese girl arm

I hope Mio disables raids now

>>75138245
imagine the thunderous plaps

Mio...

very very proud of this silly woman lately

it's fucked up how if I only replied "yes you do" to her she wouldn't even be mad

yuuna... your cat got past the lock screen again...

Late night thoughts about this silly dork, dreaming of her softness, squeezing her tight, Ami love...

It's super cute seeing how enthusiastic Orla is about getting back into vtubing
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1786931484961784006

>>75138992
Daily reminder that your spider (who is also your mom) wants you to look at her with ravenous, unquenchable lust in your eyes.

>>75139064
Based games. I have no idea about Bratz but must be based too.

>>75139249
>Tweeting about her armpits late at night
God imagine, hours in the steaming room, weather warming up, old tshirt, she's be soaked in Amismeel, complete older girl pheromone saturation

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1781510750881677581
Ami I love you so much but JUST FUCKING PUT IT ON YOUTUBE SO I CAN ADD IT TO MY PLAYLIST OF YOUR SONGS ALREADY AUAUGUAGAHGUAHUHAUHAGUHUAHGUA

>>75137336
Karaoke with someone you love is a once in a while thing. You will not go out every week, or usually even every month, to go listen to a friend or girlfriend sing karaoke. Normal people won't even go to see their favorite band every month and most people like a vtuber as a person more than as a musician.

Mio still owes me the anal sex skeb

>>75140447
fucking tell her

Mio still owes that anon the cock sniffing skeb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKaqrCsoCUQ
mio owes me a handcam stream

>>75139764
sometimes I forget just how powerful ami is gosh

eroi

>>75141660
needs a tenga

>>75141660
she's a menace

also eroi

Good evening, I hope you had lot of enjoyment this Saturday and you get a tranquil night of sleep. I love my cool, sinister spidermama and her powerful knuckles tearing me apart like an old t-shirt, dealing a galactic amount of pain right in my organs, where she knows I'm weakest. I'm Ami's punching bag

Mio still owes me the squirting skeb

Mio still owes me the cock sniffing skeb

What can you guys tell me about Mio's tier 3 without spilling too much info? Is it worth it? I'm a newfag who found her because of the relay, I think I'm feeling something special.

>>75143718
Extra artwork and a channel her fans use for blogposting in the groomcord

white woman have amazing hands, the white with the pink tips, wow...

>>75143775
The high quality audios?

>>75143718
mio mostly cares that you aren't a whore, that you're straight-forward (i.e giving her heads up if you need to disappear for a while) & aren't a schizo
>>75143775
kill all discords, but despite the salacious accusations about mio's discord threadshitters like to spam here i don't think i've ever actually seen receipts.

Mio? What the hell???

>>75143856

Mio...

Mio buying various kinds of lubes to see how they affect my penis

well I'm glad I'm just as much of a virgin as Mio

>koeran parents mixed with repressive catholic education
jesus fucking christ

>>75145516
she won't be after offkai

peo is live and cooking tacos with handcam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLKwBhK-h-g

>>75145570
>Confucian Christianity
so that's how you get Mio tier sexual repressed menhera

>>75145740
what does this mean

Last time someone mentioned Mio's schooling she timed them out because it could doxx her. Now she's saying it herself.

>>75145803
Did she stutter?

>Mio unironically getting more sex ed from beerpals in chat in the past 30 minutes than she got from her actual school
[SOCIAL COMMENTARY]

mio is trying to trick me into getting pregnant by mishandling her finger condom

>>75146267
Why would she need sex ed anyway? She's dying a virgin

mio's grippers...

>>75146461
Not after i put her on a mating press

Mio should do a condom tasting stream like Rurumi did

Peo... I don't have the heart to tell you real tacos don't have lettuce...

>>75146977
We need to ask the authority for her judgement
And then go with the opposite of whatever she says

ah, it's about that time for EST pals to bitch and complain about the stream being too late for them

Dizzy rabu

>>75147443
It was 5 am last time retard

Mio sitll owes me the cute NE555 chip walking for five minutes skeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQNC5FIP36o

>>75146977
real tacos are whatever you want them to be
I put spinach leafs on mine, fuck you

>>75147758
Based 555 enjoyer

>peonista is my wife, bro

>>75147787
I can only pity you.Enjoy your ""cuisine"", anglo.

>>75145803
Why the last option for Peo's polls always go so damn hard

[Mio News]
She might get some lunch

>>75146267
How to have sex is something hard coded into our genes, there is no need of school because you know everything about it the moment you hit puberty and the brain turns on the designated cells

Miori is my ideal woman and I want to protect her.

>>75148238
disgusting post
>>75148323
dontuh minda bro

>>75148684
misseded the clicku

Imagine Lisa hanging over you like this in bed feeding you cheese

>>75146977
just put garlic in your tacos, bro

>>75145740
>handcam
damn that's almost a facecam, her hands are always cute tho so I can't complain.

Mio is laughing at peepee jokes

Is Peo's current stream /tsun/core?

>>75149634
haven't caught up to this stream, but the past few she was having a lot of trouble with the camera freaking out in its old orientation

i sleep early because i stayed up late for mio yesterday
nini /tsunx/ hope primetime sea hours aren't too bad tonight

>>75150113
ps very proud of my dumb gf's efforts recently and i know someday she will understand how worthwhile she is as a person

Mio is being extra cute today

Mio is wasted again.....

>>75151413
I might have enjoyed this before, but now it pains me because she is drinking on an empty stomach and will starve herself even further to make up for the drink calories.

why do all good streams have to be at shit o'clock

>>75151748
Because she lives on literally the other side of the world from your shithole Mr Americanmutt?

What an adorable creature Miori is...

>>75152144
She just wants to use you while you're paying her then throw you away

>I keep burping

>>75152244
god, i love this woman

why is mio way skinnier?

another day where my gf hates me

>>75152614
She is currently on a diet of nothing but my cum

>>75152662
is it over for us architects?

And Mio starts crying in 5...4...3...

>>75153320
She'll do that when she notices I left

I am erect

She's never finishing it

Wosemi? May 10? Morning Rosemi? Expire?

[Mio News]
It feels good she's talking about my cock

>>75154610
i wrote this

SEASCHIZO DON'T LOOK

go members and take out the 3dio mio

Rosemi May 10sai

Mio drank so much she became retarded

>>75143718
see for yourself https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1GLtLHs3sI5DmVWYlNV2SUlK4UBJw8HVf?usp=sharing

>>75144061
>kill all discords, but despite the salacious accusations about mio's discord threadshitters like to spam here i don't think i've ever actually seen receipts.
There is literally nothing happening in that discord channel.
It's literally a circlejerking between the same beerpals everyday patting each others backs, SOMETIMES Mio show ups to either tell how happy she is of having the beerpals or to drag an idiot in DM to tell him to cut off some bullshit

>>75137744
Full nelson

she loves me...

she hates me though

I love my girlfriend Mio

>"will they keep happening? not too often but probably…."
>not too often
>happens again a few hours later

Midsemi Midlock

i hate mio because i know she secretly hates me even if she hides it and pretends to love me

mio love

mio hate

>>75138245
She isn't, stop saying that about her

>>75157549
Cope. Look how thick her arm is.

>>75157578
can you go back to your phase shit?

>>75157372
is Rie white?

>>75157718
lol no

>>75157718
I think she's Hong Kong Chinese living in Australia?

fucking BRAT

Mio's drinking high calorie alcohol again, her diet is in shambles

so it's just going to be drunk bratty mio yapping and being more retarded than usual, nothing of value to miss if i go sleep now

Oh boy, Mio is still streaming. Let me guess: she been complaining about stuff the whole time.
Better not. Gonna scare the new subscribers from the relay.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S SO FUCKING OVER

>"You've never dated anyone"
Damn Mio really committing friendly fire here.
Still want her SO bad.

Mio called Movic a menheara pal live,
Jesus Christ Lol

Does Mio really not care about cheaters?

>>75159142
She pretends not to care but she does

>>75159128
He even tried to deny it kek

THANK YOU MIO
For ONCE you are being direct and calling specific people out. Holy shit, thats all you need to do if you want actual results.

>>75159142
>Does Mio really not care about cheaters?
If you are seriously asking that you have no idea how women work.
I can tell you with 100% certainty that when she says she does not care or she stopped stalking its actually the opposite.

>>75159142
She does

Who is she talking about?

>one shitter treats her badly
>everyone else loses

Mio is getting fucked at Offkai 100%

>Mio complains about cheaters
>Mio complains about people asking her for coffee
what am I even doing here

>>75159202
I said i am not that much, i did not deny being one.
I am not one of the actual schizo sending the messages like she got yesterday or the other day about "did i do something wrong? Yada yada".
I did sent her stupid shit in the past, not doing that anymore, she has all the recepits, but i never did anything that actually hurt her.

>Mio literally admitting she defuses suicidal beerpals
My sides have left the orbit

>>75159653
Not all of them. Some just get ignored

Mio is so creepy

>>75159548
>Actually him
Or
>False flag
You decide

>>75159734
I'm 99% sure a lot of the she hates me or crying about missing streams are those guys with the seanig.

at least make it less public, fag
I'm a turbo menhera but only Mio knows it, no one ever namedrops me because I keep it to myself and Mio

>>75159548
well not much left their mark clearly but yours did
grats?

uuuh is that a coke nail

>>75159733
desu it's kinda hot

>>75159771
Mio did the namedrop now

>>75159773
I think she said that much now just because she is confident he isn't going to have a meltdown over getting called out, can't see her actually calling out legit schizos on stream.

ok I'm starting to think that Mio might actually notice if I leave

oh my god not this story again, at least namedrop this guy mio

>>75160005
She won't

If you are a regular and Mio feels comfortable roasting you, it means she trusts you enough to know you won't up and leave.

>>75160005
I left and she gave zero fucks

I keep coming back to Mio

hey beerpals, on an earlier topic I just can't into mio's asmr because she reads all donos/pop-ups live, is that like the compromise she mentioned or she does not do it in the member's asmr for better value instead ?

>>75160164
She reads them at the end if she is serious ASMR.
She goes full schizo if scuff happens too

My therapist will be the gun I'm shooting myself with

Do beerpals actually DM Mio? I am genuinely asking. I been watching her for like a year now and it always shocks me when she says "DM me" cuz I can't imagine even a small vtuber saying that. For sure she will receive a lot of groomer DMs and that cannot be good.

Mio stalks me and it makes me happy I live rent-free in her head

>>75160241
She wont entertain your erp in DMs.

>>75160241
From how she talked about it, it seems like it happened more when she was active in the Discord.

>>75160241
There are plenty of indies with open DMs and it's usually the ones that enjoy what they do

>>75160202
you mean even in her members? man her kiss sounds are one of the best on the EN side I could find but this makes it hard to commit =/

>>75160241
Yes you can DM her but don't even think about trying to groom her, it won't and if you are trying to get some small talk and shit you are getting blocked
Most of the time she is the one DMing people
For the groom part there is tellomyn and curiouscat (marshmallow with some extra features for the better or worse)

>>75160426
She earlick in member

>>75160241
Yes, people can DM her, but since ACTUAL beerpals love and respect her they never DM her unless it's extremely important because she said on stream that DMs make her anxious and she has CC/tell for viewers to contact her

>>75160241
Mio has been doing this for long enough to smell groomers from a mile away. She even just mentioned turning down a creep that asked for coffee at Offkai 2 years ago.

DYRB Mio's lies?

Tsukimmers...

>>75160605
No, because she doesn't lie.

>>75160605
No, I know she doesn't actually love me or care about me

>sending them on a business trip
so she can invite someone over

Mamalesta is probably really mad now but she is just as much of a depressed schizo like Mio.
Tl;dr: Fuck that nigger of Papalesta

>>75160605
I don't believe anyone but it stops mattering when you're treated well enough

Why Mamalesta always tell Mio to end streams? She fucking knows thats how Mio make money. I will fuck the retard outta Mamalesta!

>>75160631
I am perpetually confused by this one

[Sad news]
Mio's wrist is thin enough to grab with thumb and ring finger now, but the diet will still continue.
I wonder if Mio does all this because she THINKS we like seeing things like "cute" bracelets on thin wrists or are there actual beerpals who like them.

>Clothes in Korea don't fit her
>Korea well known to not have clothes for fat bitches
Makes you think

>>75160922
>I can grab my wrist with my thumb and my pinky
>I'm a man
This is what I get for dex/stammaxxing, isn't it?

>>75156035
Mio seggs

>>75160788
Tsukimi is just having fun

I want to believe Mio loves me

I know mio loves me and i'll never doubt this fact

>>75160523
>last earlicking mengen 5 months ago
now I feel like a fool

>>75161428
it was 2 months ago the last one, she doesn't do ASMR as main content either
Guess she was talking about people like you with that ASMR tangent

>>75160922
It's yet another thing she obviously got oneguyed into and now won't stop no matter how much people beg her to take proper care of herself

Something really nice about Mio hearting comments is that 99% of the chuuba doing it will only do it if you comment in the literal 30 minutes max after a stream ends and thats it
With Mio you can comment a vod days after the stream and she will read it

/Mio/ when?

>>75161513
yeah I popped in here because she mentioned that and I do genuinely enjoy her asmr y'know.
Mio and her ecosystem is like a hardcore game of DND spanning 15 years and 3 generations and I'm like the casual pseudo npc who paid to play a quest or two together =/

>>75161428
I miss when Mio did ASMR when she got drunk...

>>75161563
>and she will read it
I am not dumb enough to believe Mio or any vtuber reads every comment their hearts.
I know vtubers that heart every single comment on both Youtube and Twitter and the only actual proof of them reading is when they also reply.

>>75161920
She doesn't get that many comments that reading them is too much of time consuming
https://twitter.com/slime_erotica/status/1784154758749798869
So yes, she reads them all

>>75161690
Not really? She is not that hard to get into

Mio should just tell people like this to fuck off, but then they would an hero

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>75162097
been there done that, miori is especially dangerous so I'll stick to asmr

>>75161664
not soon enough

>>75154469
>>75155528
What could it mean?

Ghost scheddy

>>75163340
I love my ASMR ghost girlfriend

https://twitter.com/slime_erotica/status/1787073861173072057

Non zero chance of Hades guerilla within the next minutes/hours

It is Sunday, /tsunX/. Time to confess your sins and beg for absolution.

>>75163828
I had a dream a few nights ago that Alias vored me and I enjoyed it

>>75163340
What's that second Wednesday one? is she still reading the thread?

>>75164268
Alias? Reading /tsunX/? Never!

>>75163101

[Jelly news]
:DDDDDDDDDDD

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, her plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

>>75163340
What kind of liquid is girl goo exactly?

>>75163828
I'm a beerpal whos gonna cheat on Mio with Alias because she uploads more asmr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC77NqlWiqI
Eber...

>>75165739
I want three years worth of my semen to make a glopping noise as it flows endlessly into Ember

>>75165333

>>75165333
We're so back

>>75165665
We just don't know

Why does mio always say some random dumb shit about asmr
The fuck do you mean "you arent supposed to lick the mic" when every 3dp thot is clearly doing exactly that

>>75137843
>Birthday tomorrow
Surely... soon?

>>75166082
Hi def butt fangs

Yesterday Mio confirmed vtubers can see your entire history if they're mods on another girl's channel, including live chat messages, vod comments and hearts
It's never been more over

>>75170660
This has been a thing for ages

Mio secretly met up with her highest donators after the karaoke. They took turns having sex with her. Mio was moaning like a slut as they raped her over and over.

>>75170688
Hot

>>75170660
This is why I don't dare comment on anybody else's channel with my main account

>>75170660
Just don't be a cheater

>>75170660
The only chuuba i ever talk in a chat with after Mio is some low 2view she doesn't even know exist

https://youtu.be/MlEsohUt2_o
Slug having clippers still feels like a dream

>>75171359
https://youtu.be/v6eRJgeNiyo

>>75137897
If jaw pain, why not soup?

>Siren is going to lose the skeb poll
Failures, the lot of you

>>75173480
I voted for fairy because tinkerbell is made for fucking and always has been

I love Mio so much

>>75173480
I'm sorry, Ami forever changed the way I pronounce "dragon" so it earned my vote. also dwagons tend to be heavy creatures so...

>>75174397
>Spoiler
What're you trynna say, huh?

Spidor scheddy!

>>75174966
Me on the right

>>75175213
Looks like you tried to raid her tights and got tangled up.

>>75175377
A wonderful way to die

>>75161664
now. we need to mass deport them

>>75177025
This but Aliasfags

>>75177059
they dont shit up the thread

>>75177221
That's all they do though

>>75174498
A fat dragon is a healthy dragon

>>75177379
sure thing, beerpal. keep being you

Wakesemi Morninglock

Goodsemi Morninglock!

>>75177379
Not really? And she attached herself to this thread all on her own, so she has multiple qualifications to be posted here

>>75177379

I don't want beerpals gone, I want them to be normal

>>75177934
Take a deep breath and tell me, with true honesty, if that can really be possible, please

>>75178082
just let me dream, man

>>75177934
Just relax. Mio is happy and Beerpals are happy excluding the 2 schizos who lurk this thread

>>75178502

>>75178564
>That mic

Heads-up, everyone! Lisa has the overall points lead in the Indie Car series, and next Sunday's the Indie 500! Eager to see what happens then! >>75177335

>>75177934
I don't care what you go through but if you write something like this you need to fuck off.
Shame Mio won't namedrop the most retarded Menherapals

>>75178714
Holy flip!

>>75178778
What's wrong with that?

>>75178714
Feels like our girls always do surprisingly well in these, neat

>>75179175
Guilty trip Mio with your schizophrenia

>>75179277
That doesn't look like guilt tripping to me. It seems more like he got in his own head and felt bad, plus it's not like Mio was upset about it. She was still in a really good mood before bed

>>75178778
>Shame Mio won't namedrop the most retarded Menherapals
here's something you should know
you know those regulars who seem very well behaved in chat and never cause any problems? a lot of them have sent similar things to Mio but still act normal during streams

>>75178082
Theyve proven its not possible. Its only getting worse

>>75178624
>Lisa read it out
>Dizzy read it out
>Lumi read it out
The final boss of this copypasta is Ember herself reading it out in first person

>>75170660
Mio knows I am a whore so no point in stopping

>>75178082
they're pretty normal right now

>>75170660
We're not in a relationship

fembuckos (male) what is a sweater shaver used for and why is ami shilling one

>Alias got put on forced rest today by management cos she's overworking herself
kek
https://twitter.com/Alias_Anono/status/1787145553631232320

I like that I matter enough to Mio to cause her to stalk me

Mio never stalked me because she hates me

>>75181559
why do your posts always get auto-hidden alias orgasm soundpost anon
did i fat finger some 4chanx hotkey i unaware of somehow?

>>75181636
check your filters?

>>75181636
The only explanation I can think of is that the filename for that soundpost coincidentally has a combination of letters that you have filtered for some reason, otherwise I got nothing

>>75181431
I'm assuming for lint and animal fur that gets stuck on your clothes

>>75181559
Rest well Alias

>>75181718
>>75181766
empty. very mysterious.

[VERY IMPORTANT]
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1787190019716984997
ORLA SKEB POLL

This has become a stressful decision making time.

me on the left

>>75182060
spooky

>>75182094
>>75182099
Lord forgive me, but I am having trouble deciding.

>>75182094
>>75182099
>Gyaru landslide so far
Didn't see that coming

>>75182204
What does Ember taste like?

>>75182495
cosplay is pretty vague, and picrel >>75182406. gyaru auntie is something only the deepest part of my psyche knew i wanted.

>>75138058
she did she cummed twice

>>75182634
twice smoked ham with brown sugar honey glaze

>>75182743

>>75181431

>>75181431
See these tufts and balls of fabric? It's called pilling and it happens to most sweaters eventually. Fabric shavers take them off with (relatively) minimal damage to the clothing.

>>75154469
>>75155528
>>75163101
>>75165282
Context?

>>75183559
it's the same day amerigo vespucci left spain for his first voyage to the new world

>>75183559
I don't know

>>75161005
Many such cases. I used to be way lighter, even

>>75184063
hungry anons need to be fed too

>>75162097
NTA but that isn't the problem, the problem is being surrounded by people who are obviously way more into her

>>75163828
I used to dream about Mio and Yuuna lezzing out but now I dream of Mio and Alias lezzing out

sleepy dragon https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs/status/1787201050182844760

>>75165665
Ectoplasm

>>75184290
Yeah I had a feeling that'd happen

>>75184155
I think that's just your brainworms anon. My oshi isn't Mio and I still watch her fairly often since a few months ago. I'm not a whore though so I just dip out whenever she starts getting affectionate.

>>75184155
>people who are obviously way more into her
it's called girlfriend experience not pump and dump experience

>>75181559
>sound
fukken lol

>>75184367
>>75184521
The thing is I'm not even watching her for the gfe, I like her singing and she's cute and talented

It couldn't be, could it?
https://twitter.com/idol_corp/status/1787196773687079180

>>75185371
Too soon to tell, but the fact that meru hasn't spoiled it whatsoever is a pretty strong argument against. She was recently recording something, but it didn't sound like a corpo project.

>>75173480
i want to have hot bird sex with my harpy lady spider mom

>>75184716
>same

New thread
>>75187614
>>75187614
>>75187614

mio hate

I only love Mio even if she doesn't believe it.

I hate Beerpals

mio rape

Mio love!

Spidor mom is cute too

mio is learning how to use condoms for offkai. only biggest paypig can fuck her raw

Next thread will be better

>>75188186
dyrbi

>>75188186
>Mio streaming in two hours
Somehow I doubt it

Mio Love!

Mio fat

mio sex

I love beerpals and I'm not Mio.