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You wake up in the middle of the night and see this.
What do?

>> No.75121223

>>75121144
shoot the bitch four times with my loaded AR-15 that I keep under my bed every night, put one more round in her head to be sure I’m fine, and then call the cops to report a B&E

>> No.75121289

STICK IT IN HER POOPER

>> No.75121415

>>75121144
Take my meds and go back to bed

>> No.75121473

>>75121223
least paranoid and prone to violence american

>> No.75121500

>>75121144
Pull her pants down, and then my own. Then we touch our asses together and I'll shit in her butt.

>> No.75121546

>>75121144
show me her face

>> No.75121726
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>>75121144
Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.75121887

>>75121144
wonder when the fuck did i buy a fridge that big

>> No.75122230

Ask my wife if she'd like me to cook her something. And remind her the food prep stuff we made over the weekend is in the freezer.

>> No.75122322

>>75121144
Why did I wake up in the kitchen?

>> No.75122593

>>75121144
Not surprised at all. After the marathon lovemaking session we just went through I'm hungry and dehydrated as well.
>>75121887
Thats a normal sized fridge shes just a tiny asian woman.

>> No.75122720
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>>75121500
Shitakami Fubooty

>> No.75123678
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>>75121144
>Prithee, my Japanese Queen, might I throw my gaze upon your rumpscuttle?
>Yes, my dear, inch those court appearance pantsu down to revel thy magnificent can
>Oh my indeed
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like Anycolor stock, you are now an arse that shrivels in a permanent anorexia, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges bony cheeks apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my upper-class chuuba. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BOOOOOOOOOR BITOW POW POW BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP

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