/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why is Kson ripping off Haachama's Reddit Shitpost Review?

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7483006
>Need relevance

Oh wow she really doesn't give a fuck.

>>7483063
What a fucking leech. First she copies the voice of the recently graduated, and now Haachama's shitpost review? Fuck this, I'm done with this leeches. I'm getting off life

Is her mic going bad or are my speakers dying?

How the fuck does California thinks this is ok?

Holy shit her mic is loud as fuck and peaking like crazy...

>>7483207
That should be the state motto of california

But what does nips think?

>>7483207
>>7483255
Hey don't blame this shit on us she's talking about EPCOT in Florida causing this shit

rice with fruit ¿why?

>>7483252
>>7483190
Oh thank god, I though I needed a new TV

>>7483272
Apparently they're mad

Pineapple pizza is NOT worse than these abominations.

I live in a primary mexican area and am aware that sweet rice desserts exists, but I don't think I've ever seen fruit and rice like this...

Cream on sushi... Wtf is this shit

I HATE vegans.

kson is boring and ugly

>>7483190
She's probably streaming from the other room which has a different mic.

>>7483431
Horchatas are fucking delicious. "Sweet rice" and putting fruit on regular ass rice are definitely not the same thing.
t. Floridaman that grew up around spics

>>7483491
She turns up her mic sensitivity every time someone says her game is too loud and it becomes like this.

>avocado on sushi

>Food rape
Hololimiters are OFF

(you)

>>7482878
you know, fruit sushi in general sounds pretty good aside from the rice. But what could substitute the rice?

Sesame seeds on sushi... Wtf Thailand bros

I am legit getting angry at these horrors, what the fuck is this. Logan Paul has more respect to the Japanese culture than the guys that did those sushits....

avocado on literally anything is an improvement and everyone who disagrees is just trying to cope because they can't afford avocados

>>7483657
fruits on mochi or sticky rice are fine, but on sushi its disgusting

Only criminals love avocado. Avocado, kiwi and mangos are fruits and shouldn't be used as toppings in sushi

>>7483724
Avocado isn't expensive

>roe
Now were talking

>ikura
>shrimp
what a waste of good food

Avocados have to be the most disgusting hings you could possibly put in a sushi. Holy fuck the guys who did that should kill themselves.

>>7483787
How the fuck does mixing something salty with sweet works?

>>7483814
what the fuck I can't type

mango on maki with salmon it's ok
mango on a pizza with a slice of provolone cheese it's also ok

What the fuck is this shit?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Is she seething at americanized sushi? Because it's actually good.

holy fuck the antis really did win didn't they

At this point why not make rice bread instead of this bullshit

Burger bros...

>>7483899
何でええええええええええええええ

>>7483899
How the fuck are these considered rices?

Pizza sushi doesn't sound that bad

*clap* *clap*

NEXT MEME!

>>7483566
Avacado on salmon nigiri is actually really nice, it's also served in kaiten places in Japan. I get it every time.

Would you eat a pineapple pizza sushi?

>>7483996
That's Coco, anon, this is kson

this thread is pretty reddit

>>7482878
>U know what if it's that famous, I'm gonna make it myself
holy based

>>7483983
So far this considered the most edible one

>>7484010
What about pepeloni pineapple sushi?

>>7483786
A dollar for a medium sized Hass is a bit much tho.

>>7483899
>EAT YOUR HAMBURGER, APOLLO.

>sticky rice
>mango

It's just mango mochi...

>PB & J Sushi

It's just... lunchable crustless bites...

okay if the hamburger is sushi and this is sushi

what exactly is sushi? where the fuck do those two intersect

>>7484106
EXPLAIN THIS ONE

This crossed into finger foods, appetizers and amuse bouches made by pseudo-avant chefs...

>>7483899
You can also get cheeseburger slider nigiri in kaiten places, for that matter. Some of this shit is outlandish but kson is kind of exaggerating how silly it is.

>>7484137
Fairy bread sushi.

>>7484137
cake on a poverty budget?

>>7484137
Might be tasty

>>7484149
Toi... nothing tastes good when you smoka...

>>7450426

>No rice
>No seaweed
>She's giggling
>kawaii
She's just showing us desserts she wants to make.

>>7484137
Bongs explain

could kson be a great threat to hololive?

>>7484229
shohei... don't look...

>>7484229
>Conquers the world again

Senzawa in reverse...

>>7484229
The new Daikou model will be a big spike, and she's only going to keep inclining from there.

>>7484229
No

Holy shit she making it herself. STOPPPPPP

Kson... no, you won't survive...

Taking bets on whether or not she horks.

>>7484229
Shohei streams?

KSON STAHP

>kiwi mango peach sushi

don't do it K-chan... stahp

HAACHAMA NO...

>>7484137
This reeks of Australians.

>avocado orange rice with olives

AHHHHHHHHHHH YAAAAMMEEEROOOO

it's just rice...with fruits and berries

>>7484229
She and Delta are threats based on the fact they are being successful. This creates a grass is greener scenario where Holos can quiet clearly see they can capture sucess just by being a former Holo.

Before this you didn't really have demonstrative proof all you had was Hitomi Chris and some Holostars.

shes going to feed it all to K-san

One of these days I will get her to react to Brazilian Pizza.

Which one of you niggers.

THIS PROVES THAT SHE'S VEGAN

Yanks can't talk until they explain this

NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7484342
All the CNs are way more successful for having left Hololive. Don't Zhang me, it's just a fact whether you like it or not.

>>7484395
ive had those they were terrible

>>7484373
Fucking hell, I almost choked

look at her chew, too cute

also, mazui

>>7484395

>>7484338
Yeah, she ate part of a fucking tarantula on stream, I'm supposed to get a reaction from this?

>>7484395
There's also a cereal. I never eaten either because they both look like trash

>It's like a completely different thing going on in my mouth
That's just my cock Kson, hope you don't mind

>>7484395
What in the goddamn fuck are those

>>7484425
>mazui

>Le Creuset plate

She's doing really well for herself.

>>7484414
fuck off zhang

Actually, how many Coco/Kson threads do you want to make?

>>7484414
That's an absolutely hilarious statement. It's even funny if anyone remotely believes its true.

Fruit sushi sounds delicious desu

>>7484450
I see you too are a fellow anon of culture

tfw using Lodge when she has a Le Creuset dutch oven kit

>>7484395
Probably limited time i've never in my life seen these until you posted it, go shopping every week for groceries

>>7484395
>everything is labeled in grams
>and in French
>"Maynards" Sour Patch Kids
That's fucking Canadian.

>>7484395
>chips ahoy
>no chocolate chips
s-sugoi...

>>7484395
I'd like to explore the brain of the person who came up with this.

>>7484395
Are those... actual sour patch kids baked into the cookies?

>>7484464
>Coco
who?

>>7484414
anon...

Why are there so many random Japanese comments in kson's chat?

>>7484395
>maynards

CANADIANS DID THIS

>>7484513
home...

Bros...is it the same? Does it feel the same?

KSON DYING ON STREAM
LETS GOOOO

holy shit kson KEK

Oh my god...

>>7484414
The bar is low, but Artia's reincarnation has literally taken an indefinite hiatus and struggles to get 100 likes on a tweet these days.

>>7484464
As many as it takes.

>>7484442
Honestly none of them were too disgusting when I imagine them until... banana was mentioned. Banana on sushi rice (vinegar and all) sounds AWFUL.

i wanna see kanatan run to her room to see what's goin on

>>7484536
I went to check what were they, then got surprised with that booba sneak peek. This woman...

>>7484513
I miss this model so much, but this stream just proves she was too powerful for it. Pure kino.

>ASMR vomit

I'm glad I was born into this generation

Finally more live girl vomiting.

>>7484532
who?

>>7484580
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.

SHE'S GONNA BLOW

>>7484558
it is different but very familiar.
spiritual successor, i guess.

>>7484558
Just close your eyes.

GEBOOOOOO

She should have used spicy to make the mango sushi tasteful.

>>7484558
It's better. I get t stare at her cleavage while she pukes out mango and rice

she dying bois!

>>7484580

>>7484585
>>7484580
This must be the creativity we kept hearing about

>>7484580
Anonchama....

>Try Mango with Onions Sauce
YOU EVIL MOTHERFUCKER

>>7484580
I didn't notice but thanks for pointing it out anon

ONIONS SAUCE WTF, ARE YOU THAT DEPRESSED KSON? DONT KILL YOURSELF

>vomiting while getting cleavage shots

>>7484294

>>7484395
Americans often make disgusting shit for the sake of being nasty. Fried butter, for instance.

>>7484395
product that existed for a few weeks solely for shock factor purchases most likely. hey dude check out this sour cookie sort of thing.

This is pretty bottom of the barrel stuff imo from the once mighty Coco. Eating weird shit and making yourself suffer on stream is what desperate streamers do for any kind of attention. Kson should be better than this. I'd seriously respect her more if she just played Minecraft.

>>7484630
based

>>7484580
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX

>OMG IT'S A WAMAN AND SHE HAS BOOBAS !!!
Guys... come on....

>>7484648
Yes.

>>7484603
exactly

>>7484580
2090 3D model is too realistic

(you)

>>7484693
Hacchama......

>she's going to put fucking wasabi on it

>>7484669
>Onions Sauce

>>7484693
agreed, hololive would never resort to this sort of content

>>7484693
nobody is asking you anon, be a faggot elsewhere

>>7484229
it's not a zero sum game, even the canibalization, we just multi watch streams.

Fucking BANAYNA

>>7484710
Who are you my sex ed teacher from Middle School?

>>7484719
She said before it's "hyper 3D model technology".

>>7484693
Take the (You) and leave.

>>7484761
The filter is a motherfucker desu senpai

>banana
>grape
>unsweetened rice

The mouthfeel would be like eating a fucking gastropod

>>7484532
>>7484574
This is like the fourth time Artia's announced she's done with twitter? Looking at her recent posts it looks like she's under a lot of stress from the terrible experience of trying to fly internationally out of the US, so having a meltdown is understandable.

>>7484761
>they lack the vital information

>chat: but mango curry is a thing
mango curry is a thing?

BANANA

Come on anons, don't turn this board into actual coomer haven.

>>7484688
Don't blame us for that one. That was the bongs.

Fried butter is a similar dish, for which recipes exist dating to the 17th century. The first known recipe for fried butter dates to 1615. Fried butter was documented in the cookbook The Art of Cookery Made Plain and Easy in 1747.

>>7484805
Yep.

>>7484805
Mango curry is based

But generally it's in a coconut thai spice mix poured over rice, not just the flavor of slimy mango bits and sushi rice.

>>7484819
KNIGHT OF SPEAR

>should I add chocolate sauce

>>7484805
it is most definitely a thing

>>7484820
Coom is eternal.

This is a bad combination...kson

>>7484765

Spider roll?

oh my god kson no

banana and rice is blessed

Wait, has she really never tried banana + chocolate? Never had a sundae?!

Waiting for the avocado part

WHAT

it's good, fruit sushi 2/3 so far sushikeks

>the camera angle

Is it on purpose?

Is BananaChoco really that good? I've heard this many times.

Arroz con plátano is delicious

>>7484922
Yeah don't the Japanese have those banan dunked in chocolate? the girls always use in lewd anime when they don't want to just use a dick

>>7484922
but have you mixed your sundae with rice before?

Nice boobs

>>7484922
Don't they serve Bananas dipped in chocolate at Japanese festivals? How did she not try it before?

>>7484942
Yes, she is aware. She could just as easily zip up if she wanted to.

Avocado cucumber sushi is alright, but not sure about with those other fruits.

>>7484710
>>7484648

>he never have desert ramen

>>7484942
Of course it is

>>7484942
You fucking ruined it you dumb rat.

>>7484947
Really?! MF go get a banana split from an ice cream place first thing in the morning.
>>7484959
>>7484964
No idea. They even sell banana Pocky and you can get that shit here.
>>7484961
I have not.
>>7484942
She knows what she's doing.

>>7484942
She's independent now right? She could flash em and nobody could stop her.

>>7484280
>>7484449
>>7484513
>>7484618
You guys are all talking about her tits, but dammit I can't stop staring at those ugly plates!

>>7484942
>>7485004
SHE'S HERE

>>7484942
She noticed, fuck you...

>>7484947
Yes, and It's one of the cheapest desserts you can get, too.

>>7485006
For sure. I'm not really into cold foods, but I'll try

ive never had sushi...

>>7485007
Youtube limitation I guess, she can fondle it while wearing clothes and it'd probably be safe unless a human oversight comes across it.

>banned and vomitpilled

>>7484693
That's what I said when Gura ate those spicy noodles but they just said "ogey"

So that's a no on this one, huh, Kson?

Mmmmm, girls retching in real time.

MY KSON JUST DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>>7485023
mostly all me
I didn't even notice until the coomers started ranting and raving. I don't pay attn to kumichou when the avatar is in use.
SHE'S GONNA PUKE!
>>7485067
Dude, they're amazing. They're a lot to finish for one person if you're not a fatass though. Take a friend or a family member. Get extra fudge.

Avocado is disgusting

i am so triggered by that leftover rice

>>7484922
speaking of sundaes, french fries and icecream are a nice combination. seriously, dip your fries in a frosty sometime, you won't regret it.

>>7485082
fix that. You may or may not like it, but might as well try it at one point in your life

Avocado and onions sauce and sushi is just a California Roll missing the crab/krab.

>>7485143
Funny, I'm the opposite. I ignore her 3DPD streams.

>>7485054

Extraordinarily good.

>>7485151
She's american.

Man, this is blessed

How can she hate orange and umami, that's ponzu sauce

This is peak content.

>>7485023
The plate is most certainly expensive too.

>>7485153
Weak, get on my level scrub.

kek

>>7485153
closest thing to this that I've eaten is fried ice cream

frushifags on suicide watch

>>7485153
Yuds

>>7484942

>>7485222

>>7485153
I meant banana split - I guess that can technically be a sundae.
>french fries and icecream are a nice combination. seriously, dip your fries in a frosty sometime, you won't regret it.
No. No no no no no no. Friends convinced me to try this. It's fucking disgusting.
>>7485171
That's what I meant. I only pay attention to daikou.

It's back!

>>7485151
she is here

>>7485202
Doesn't ponzu use yuzu? Not all citrus fruits taste the same, though I've never had yuzu myself. There's also other stuff in ponzu, so the flavour balance would be different anyway.

>>7485222
>>7485153
Honestly I want to try more sweet savory combos, line waffles and chicken is fucking amazing with syrup

i membered her so I can one day catch a glimpse of her nips when she is bra-less...please happen...

>>7485222
i-i kneel. but yeah, i also like dipping chicken in ice cream.

>>7485222
better if it doesn't have frosting

BananaChoco Tete
KanaCoco Tete

>>7485222
Is this shit from those people who dip their french fries in milkshake?

>>7485259
It fucking slipped off lmao. Small boobs my ass

kson live choco banana eating stream when

>>7485180
she ate it. she redeemed herself with the little jap left in her

We got to hear Kson gag multiple times today. This was a good stream.

I finally caved and started watching today
it's pretty nice

RATE THE STREAM

>>7485272
You should probably read her latest member post.

Really nice, fun stream

>>7485319
gagging on shoyu/10

Blessed stream. Man I'm getting attached, even though I'm a shitposter

>>7485319
this >>7485306

>>7485319
Comfy/10

>>7485320
It's reverse psycholgy

>>7485319
actually pretty kino/10
the half irl is really nice but i get why holo doesnt do it

>>7485319
chocobanana / 10

>>7485319
Mango on Basedasauce/10

>>7485319
Fun banana sushi time

>>7485319
chocobananabooba/10

>>7485319
comfy/10
needs more shoyu

>>7485320
Post it I double dog dare you.

>>7485319
I don't get how Avocado + Onions sauce is good/10

>>7485082
it's ogey

>>7485274
>>7485288
>dipping
Anon, it's IN the ice cream.
You are drinking a chicken tender.

>>7485320
shit you baited me
ill keep the membership anyway

>>7485319
one more day of life for me/10

>>7485272
That was a joke, anon

>>7485319
Glad for that one guy who brought it up and derailed a previous stream only to now get an entire dedicated stream to the idea /10

>>7485410
You got a blessed smile out of it!

some of her member only videos can get pretty accidently lewd

>>7485319

choconanacleavage/10

>>7485319
Cleavega/10

No rating for the booba?

>>7484942
She's better than a typical titty streamer and doesn't have to show the for views/donos.

>>7485449
I still want her to witness what the Brazilians have done to pizza.

>>7485489
>>7485525

>>7485525
she got a bit slimmer than before but still pretty perky

because it's just not the same without hearing this at the end...
>>7485525
Learn to read.
>>7485383
>>7485457
>>7485489

>>7485286
so kanata is mtf ?
i thought it was coco the mtf

>>7485566
Me too anon, me too.

>>7485391
oh, i just gets nuggets from wendys and dip them in the frosty like i do with the fries
i don't drink ice cream, i eat it with a spoon

wouldn't the chicken be cold if it's like a blizzard? i think the mix of hot and cold is also part of the experience

>>7485607

>>7485148
It really is gross. I don't get the meme appeal of it. Bacon was memed like crazy 10 years ago but bacon is delicious.

>>7485222
Not even a >do burgers even this time, I genuinely want to try that.

>>7485658
I mean I like avacado, I don't know what you mean.

>>7485658
Guac has a time and a place, just avocado is disgusting and needs to fuck off.

>>7484688
subaru tried and loved fried butter.

>>7485658
It's literally just a butter replacement

>>7484513
>Closed my eyes and i swore i saw her jank ass model jerk around
Home

>>7485582
>Tenshi PP

>>7485734
It's like the sweaty ass crack of fruit? It is a fruit, right?
>>7485768
Guac is also disgusting. Just remove avocado from all menus and dishes.

>>7484580
>Lace
What a tease
she doesnt want a husband that feasts on those tatas

>>7485799
Butter is fine as is. Bunch of faggoty vegans have to ruin things.

>>7485789
based and "state fair"-pilled
>>7485854
best thing about frilly things like that is you know she's comfy

You're going to love this, trust me. what you're seeing now is my normal state.
>>7485607

This is a Super Brazilian

>>7485874
I hate vegans but if you hate avocado you're not much better. You have the palate of a child. It's understandable not liking something exotic with a strong flavor but avocado is completely inoffensive and blends into almost anything.

>>7485903
GO BACK

>>7485319
Teasing lace/10
Fuck how come she dont want me man!!

>>7485903
And this. This is what is known as a Super Brazilian that has ascended above a Super Brazilian. Or, you could just call this a super Brazilian 2.

>>7485929

Avocado is mild as shit and if you actively dislike it i doubt you eat anything besides white bread

>eat raw, no sugar or shake
I'm sorry anons but I love avocado. I think your taste buds are ruined from eating too much processed and sweet foods.
>eat a good ripe one, don't eat shit like every other fruit

>>7485950
GO BACK MOTHERFUCKER

>Prefer hwr jap audience 10 times over her western one
Wow i cant believe Kson is an ultranationalist and a ww2 apologist

>>7485658
bacon was a forced meme by pork industry lobbyists to boost sales, and it increased the market by i think 30%. avacados are the same deal but by the californian avacado commision

>>7485950
AND THIS
IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

>>7485789
Every day I love Subaru more, she seems like she would be so much fun to hang out with and she is pure uncut tomboy mode.

>>7485789
as revolting as the idea of fried butter is on a health level, i can't actually imagine it not tasting good if i tried it.

All you fuckers saying avocado is bad have a blasted palate. If you stopped eating Big Macs and Twinkies all day and stopped smoking maybe you’d be able to taste good again someday.

I'd eat the shit out of fried coke, not so sure about butter.

>>7486010
Ikr. She doesn't even know fried sushi. It's a shame, unsubbed

>>7486289
>All you fuckers saying avocado is bad have a blasted palate

Or worse, people who say it doesn't taste at all.

>>7485903
>>7485950
>>7486035
MOTHERFUCKER I SAID GO BACK!

>>7485577
>spoiler
P E A N U T
B U T T E R
Thanks, Anonymous.

>>7485607
>>7485903
>>7485927
>>7485950
>>7485983
>>7486035
You fuckers I can't breath. I'm choking to death here.

>>7485734
>>7485148
>>7485658
>>7485799
>>7485874
I like to mix some avocado into a bowl of scrambled eggs (after they're cooked, obv), and smother it in hot sauce.