/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

this one

what did you say?

I love my wives, even if I'm too scared to call them that in a sc

I love FUWAMOCO and I hope they're having a nice day

>>74570385
AZKi is an actual legend for NND utaite anon, if you look at "modern vSingers" 99% of them say they were inspired and influenced by her.
It's a different sector from the amateur idols FWMC obsessed over, but you can't talk about the old NND indie music culture without her coming up.

I'm gonna watch the Dreamhack thing
I hope it's not too long

Will they do the practice stream?

earthquake
>you now can concern post and ask about the frame without being a dick
go ruffians, this is divine intervention

>>74570885
Even if they don't stream their PoV I'd be VERY surprised if they didn't at least take part.

>>74570892
in japan?

>>74570739
Yeah she's ancient (in a good way). She was singing for doujin albums when FWMC were still puppies not even in demon dog high-school yet.

>>74570955
>Yeah she's ancient (in a good way).
Holy fucking SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>74570385
*My queen
She was a lot more impactful to me than anyone else along with korosuke and then eventually Nakuru

>>74570885
How does this look

It's a good thing they cancelled the MC streams. Perhaps now they can spend time trying to figure out how to do a splitscreen stream while Moco-chan's recovering her voice.

What song is this? it sounds very familiar.

I fucking love otaku hags, bros.

>>74570739
There was more to NND than just utaites. Like I said, Noel and Choco to a lesser extent ruled over the ASMR section. Mel was fairly prolific too, collabing with pretty much every JP Holo and IRyS.

>>74570892
>frame
there will be no frame it’s in 2 hours

>I've heard some of these songs when they first came out
I AM FUCKING ANCIENT HOLY FUCK AND I JUST HIT 30 A MONTH AGO

>>74571065
Yuki Nagato character song.

>>74571188
>Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Character Song Vol. 2, 2006
holy crap, her otaku knowledge is probably deeper than FWMC's

>I've somehow avoided watching suzumiya for over a dozen years

>>74571239
Bitch I have this song on my fucking iPod. I'm older than Azki too.

>>74571257
same, I only really listened to the songs

>>74571257
i rewatched all of s1 & 2 and disappearance recently in broadcast order like a chad

>>74571300
Same, that's all I know
>>74571314
I'll do it eventually...

WHAT IS VTUBER?

Oh the DreamHack thing is starting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQqAbuGvDHM

>>74571257
I never watched it at the time either, I only saw it recently. It's probably the only /a/ classic I didn't watch with them
It's pretty good

yuki nagato endure endless eight with us but when worse

They really assumed barely anyone there at Dreamhack knows what vTubers are lmao
It's kind of surreal how they still consistently expect these overseas events to not do all that well when they have so far all sold out in record time and were fucking crammed

>never watched haruhi
>posted in all the endless eight threads on /a/ anyway
i just wanted to feel like a part of the community...

>>74571399
i have never watched k-on or code geass

>>74571451
go to her thread then faggot

>listening to both AZKi and DreamHack simulatenously
AAAAAAAH

I can't unhear the aho girl song from this

>>74571425
It's for people who tune into the Youtube stream to check it out without knowing much about vtubers

kyon almost punching haruhi was pretty based

>>74571425
This free portion is being shown on the official Dreamhack channel, the people there in the audience obviously know what is happening

>>74570739
Everywhere you looked AZKi's name was on it
Actually a true doujin artist legend

BANANA WA YASHOKUUUUUU

>>74571625
Yeah, take a look at some of the Touhou doujin tracks that got popular overseas. She is in no small part responsible for a significant amount of western internet otaku culture too.

HAMUTAROUUUUUUUUUU

>>74571625
>>74571703
It must be pretty fucking surreal to have been such a big part of things back then, and now all these years later to be part of Hololive with how successful and popular they are.

>>74571239
It's just one of the character songs that broke out and got extremely popular, similar to the Lucky Star Tsukasa character song

this is off topic fuck off to global

>>74571762
HEKE

>>74571257
>>74571498
Same. I guess its just me being a fucking hipster or not really caring about people's opinions/recs.

I will take my wives out for food tomorrow, so don't expect any tweets

>>74571808
kys we love haglive here

>>74571498
>i have never watched k-on or code geass
>or code geass
wtf, go fix that right now anon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S9NGn3Op-w

If one of them couldn't stream for an extended period for whatever reason (e.g. voice issues) do you think we'd get regular solo streams from the other or are they permanently stuck in this mode where if one can't stream, everything is canceled?

>>74571815
well for me it was because i devoted much of my time to watching chuubas over anime

>>74571788
What's surreal is she was working her boring wageslave office job fulltime until earlier this year despite it all.

>>74571890
We're there right now and the answer is a resounding no. They also won't do guerillas or spaces.

>>74571498
code geass is stupid fun

>>74570693
If everyone calls them it we can influence them to think of themselves that way subconsciously.

>>74571890
Who knows, maybe it'd depend on how long the break would be but maybe we'd have solo streams albeit at a much lower frequency

BishouPai is Marine's best song. FWMC agree.

>>74571890
>if Mococo can't stream
No streams because Fuwawa will be too busy doting on her. That said some 'Fuwawa takes care of you' zatsu/spaces would be amazing
>Fuwawa can't stream
Mococo will stream normally
>neither can stream
Pero will stream

fuck off to your own split fags I don't care for your whores

>fwmc in 2 hours
will this dorokei stream be in japanese?

>>74572106
unless you watch zeta pov i guess

>>74572106
I've no idea if we even have a stream

>>74571808
most won't admit it but they dont really care about any chuuba in particular, they just want people to talk with

>>74572013
i'mma unison your ass

>>74572106
there is? i thought everything is canceled until the stream on sunday

Part of their rationale for doing Japanese streams is that it would be a waste to not employ that ability. In that same vein, however, it can be argued that they should be doing solo streams more often, especially when it's uniquely advantageous like when one of them is sick, since it would be a waste of their unique situation to not do so.

>>74571808
FuwaMoco like otaku things and so do we.

>>74572238
it’s sunday anon

>>74572289
>in 2 more hours
>it's sunday
???

>>74572241
Just another thing they said on debut that they didnt mean.

wait just a goddamn minute they said they would be participating it in the actual dorokei in both their tweet and community post and not the practice stream for the dorokei which is in 2 hours
plus there is no frame up and there hasn’t been any sign of life from them
why the fuck am i awake, goodnight

>>74572238
>so we’re going to be postponing the start to our Minecraft journey and our Rock N’ Rawr Party this weekend
>We’ll still be participating in the holo DOROKEI 2024 event since this has been planned for a long time
This implies only the rnr and the 2 minecraft slots, I don't know if they are still streaming their dorokei practice or not

>>74572013
Baused and correct tied with Unison, couldn't believe she managed to sing that live

>>74572533
doubt it

If there's no tweet by this point, they're probably skipping practice

based and lolipilled

>>74572241
>Part of their rationale for doing Japanese streams is that it would be a waste to not employ that ability
They literally live in japan. They can (and they probably do) just speak japanese all the time off stream, every time they interact with someone off stream it will be in japanese, so that's not really a good argument to replace EN streams with JP solo ones.

>>74571925
Yeah, I was stunned when I heard that. Good on her, though. Dedicated workaholic OL hag love

>>74572662
>12 is ideal
only if it’s 2d and not 3dpd, kill all actual child diddlers
and in any case who the fuck is this and why are you posting them here

>>74572833
Unbaused

>>74572990
the only thing unbased here is 3dpd worship nigger

frame is up

good night mocochan

>>74573371

>>74573199
Baused and correct.

spicbros were watching pekora in 20 minutes

I love the Japanese people.

>>74573609
Never

>>74573683
We know Fuwawa

I wonder how long it has been since I've watched a dragonball episode

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1784156128915620310

>>74573845
Man this tweet seems more somber than usual...

>>74573609
I don't like her and her fanbase

>>74573845
Rest in peace Moco-chan

>>74573845
It's all so tiresome... I just want something to make me smile.

well there you go lol

>Even the Japanese events are being canceled now
Mococo is literally fucking dying. What is it that makes Japanese pollen worse than North American pollen?

>>74573909
it was kinda obvious, i just hope they think hard if they are going participate tomorrow or not. if not just announce it sooner rather than later

the fireflies…

this was the actual mori curse

Holy Fucking Kek I just looked it up and Japanese allergies have their own wikipedia article.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hay_fever_in_Japan
I guess Japanese pollen is folded 1000 times or something.

>No EN stream
>Stay awake for this instead
Kill me now.

me and my niggas hate allergy season

Mogogo has the Japanese allergies. She's going to die.

Oh well, hopefully they don't cancel the real thing too

>5am here
well at least i can catch peko

This is like some Japanese tragedy if Mococo finally achieves her dream of living in Japan only to find out it's unlivable for her.

I deserve this.

Mococos fucking dying

>>74574145
the fuggler strikes again
ok back to sleep

i’m sorry for giving mococo cancer guys

My Moco-chan...I'll never forgive the cedar trees...

I can't believe we've had six fucking streams canceled in 2 weeks. That's like a full week of streams. Or 2 weeks for lazier ENs. Japan was a mistake.

>>74574218
Mococo will entrust her dream to Fuwawa who will become the best idol.

>Haru yo Koi
oh god, not this song when Moco-chan is like this

streams closed due to allergies

Well I guess I can check hinoki off my list of fragrances to wear around Fuwamoco. It's too bad, I was really looking forward to trying out this new Japanese inspired shave soap.

>>74574387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdpqerzaosA

heads up #getwellsoonmocochan happening soon

Who said it was the year of FuwaMoco again?

>>74574590
You should bitch about how you stayed up specifically for this like Aeon.

My princess... please rest up

>>74574629
fuck this made me laugh

What if Fuwawa is poisoning her food?

god is punishing them...

>>74574631
is he really whining again

>>74574629
f-fuck you

It's obviously not just "allergies". She caught a cold, it's not gonna get better over night. I'm just worried it'll be bad one because they're clearly stressed/sleep deprived/over worked, and eat like shit and don't get proper nutrition. I have no qualms with them cancelling streams due to illness, that's normal, I just hate how bad it must make them feel. Also I'm worrieda bout Fuwawa catching it, if she hasn't got it already.

>>74574694
You know, I always thought the natto thing was a joke but seeing as how Mococo has autism and allergies, Fuwawa might be onto something. Mococo being a picky eater who only eats candy, certain Japanese foods, and drinks Vitamin Water, which is just sugar, probably means her immune system sucks.

>>74574629
I did... in multiple superchats...

>>74574145
Please feel better my Moco-chan...

>>74574716
>Japanese cold
She's fucking dead within a week.

>>74574717
My spoiled princess Mocochan...

uh...all the paypig's blue checkmarks are showing, did something change?

>>74574823
Elon forced you to show your checkmark. The ability to hide it has been removed.

>make tweet saying i hope mococo’s voice has gotten a bit better
>this tweet drops
It’s over…

All you cliqueniggers patting yourselves on the back right now about "prioritizing my oshi's health" can fucking die right now. I know it was you shitting up the threads at the same time you 2 faced snakes.

cheer up, it's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DecINYNVBpk

>>74574932
BUN BUN CHA

>>74574823
Not sure but I hate how twitter groups them up with my bell notifications, now I have ruffians likes stuck with fuwamoco tweet notifications for some reason

A-at least we still have Ruffian Morning to look forward to

>>74574717
There have been studies about autism being linked to certrain deficiencies in microbial gut fauna. Is she trying to help ease Mococo's symptoms?

This sounds like a full blown sickness, which is strange cause I know several people close to me who've been sick recently, and I am too.

>>74574960
>459
kek

>>74574960
>445
>505
>635
MAYBE IF YOU FUCKING TELL THEM IN JAPANESE THEY WILL TAKE A CLUE AND CONSIDER IT CAUSE THEY SURE AS FUCK DON'T LISTEN TO US.

>>74574994
I think Mococo is just a very picky eater and probably does not eat enough vegetables and stuff. If she had her way, her diet would probably be Pon De Rings, Black Licorice, and Vitamin Water.

>>74574967
Mute notifs from people you dont follow. Ez..

I will wear my blue autism badge with pride. It lets me post my autistic ramblings unfiltered and whole. Yes I'm a retard, but me not having a blue badge next to my name won't change that.

The rrat tea got her.

>>74574967
Just mute them anon, its a couple clicks or taps at best, Its what I fuckin did.

>>74574960
Wow these guys are really caring and thoughtful. Where's the harm in having a couple of JP solo streams

>>74575212
I cancelled since I wasn't writing walls or editing my tweets anyway

I really hate how emotionally invested I am in these girls. I'm angry and disappointed in them but I'm also sad and depressed about them. I want them to get better but I also am glad it's not just EN streams being canceled.

N
E
R
R I S S A
ok?

>>74575261
My disappointment in their current decisions doesn't mean I love them less, Its just disappointment and sadness

>>74575299
PLAY WITH FIRE
TAKE ME HIGHER

wait AZKi already hit 1m subs, how long is she going for?

>>74575212
pretty much this. I'm retarded but I want to show how retarded I am with lots of words. and I have money to burn

>>74575350
I just feel myself withdrawing. I need to love them less to protect myself. I let myself be too vulnerable and they hurt me bad. Even if they didn't intend to.

>>74575432
100 songs so 38 more

So Rissa's endurance stream was a flop? Hear people saying she didn't take it very well.

>>74575444
I am a man of few words
and few dollars

>>74570892
fwmc you should cancel all your JP only streams for this week because of it
haha just kidding, we know JP streams dont get cancelled like ours

>>74575252
to each their own. I see it as if I write 1 wall a week I'll get my monies worth. I think people care too much what other's do with their own money.

M
O
C
O
C
O
okey?

>>74575516
Mococo is NOT okay. She's suffering from japanese cedar.

>>74575457
Yeah I get it, but I really can't, I love them even if they hurt me, doesn't mean I'll keep letting myself be hurt, but the feelings won't change. Plus Mococo being sick isn't her fault, I can't be mad at her for it.

>>74574932
nousagi fod

Fuwawa must be tired too...I don't know if telling her to take care too is tone deaf so I won't do it. I just want them to be okay, man, I FEEL USELESS

>>74574932
>just as the concert ends
good timing

Just remember, no matter how schizo or angry you get, you can never hurt them more than the pollen from a Japanese tree. This tree has robbed everything from Mococo.

:)

>>74575692
I planted those trees

>>74575692
Yeah, That tree is robbing some of her future away from her, can't imagine how she feels right now.

THE JP ASMR DONT LOOK AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74575692
I planted that tree

>>74575677
Do what I and a lot of people did, tell her great job looking after her, and that she should get some rest too. It shows you care about both of them then.

went to sleep expected them to have posted their schedule or some kind of clarifications that made all the doomposters look stupid
woke up to them unironically anouncing their first ASMR for JP members exclusively
If someone had posted that I would have 100% said they were a troll making up something ridiculous. That's just straight up actively hating your fans, the kind of shit I'd expect from the worst of niji

>>74575743

i love you fuwawa

I hope they are forced to cancel the Golden week and all of the JP streams

Tomorrow I'm going to bust a fat nut to art of Fuwamoco wearing diapers

Remember how after Steve Irwin died, there was a bunch of vigilante attacks on stingrays? Which was really sad because it went against everything he stood for but whatever. It'd be funny if we start hearing stories of Ruffians burning down cypress trees or something.

>>74575737
>don't have dishes yet
wtf are they doing everyday? you live in fucking japan just order it from amazon

I should take this time to clean my house, set up my new chair, and do my jp/drawing reps. But I think I'll just sit at my desk and listen to ASMR all day.

>>74575737
Say what you want about their current decisions, Fuwawa is an amazing sister.

>>74575885
Watch streams. Mococo is being autistically picky about what to get. They rejected fucking chopsticks for being "the wrong color". I just buy a pack of 10 regular wood ones.

>>74575873
If I was in Japan right now, you'd know.

I'm disappointed in the decision for more JP focus going forward but not upset at cancelling. different issues entirely. if anything I'm sad for no stream but I'm happy they're cancelling. maybe they COULD stream in one POV but that leads to the other feeling left out. I don't care about something as silly as stream amount or content compared to how much I care about to how much I care about their health

>>74575873
>Remember how after Steve Irwin died, there was a bunch of vigilante attacks on stingrays?
sound retarded, but i can see aussies doing it.
i can imagine a drunk sun-tanned blond dude punching a sting ray while shout "THIS IS FOR STEVE"

>>74575892
are you me

>>74575941
I have been very disappointed in them but I recognize a lot of it is just bad timing. However a lot of that bad timing could have also been avoided on their part.

>>74575795
Yeah... My cloudy feelings have made me write 4 walls here just to vent a little

>>74575873
I hate Cyprus so much.

>>74575928
ye they are beyond retarded

>>74574099
I'm so fucking glad I'm not allergic to sugi, but only to everything fucking else.

>>74575873
>Remember how after Steve Irwin died, there was a bunch of vigilante attacks on stingrays?
i remember when he died but did that really fucking happen? kek

>>74575737
What a sweet fluffy princess... Man I feel bad for poor mococo. This is the absolute worst time to be feeling this badly.

I hope someone told Fuwawa that orgasms stimulate white cell production and helps boost the innate and adaptive immune system. Now obviously Moco-chan is too weak right now to do it herself, so as a big sister Fuwawa should help her out.

>>74576058
Sadly yes. People are stupid.

>tweet drops
>shitposters come back
Oh well

>>74576077
moco-chan is going through it and all you can do is a be a fucking coomer, kys

>>74575901
I might gorillapost about her a ton, but I love how she really is the best older sister you could have. She's so caring and doing her best to be strong while seeing her baby sister so worn down by allergies.

>>74576097
who's shitposting

>>74575982
Yeah, this week has been terrible and with REALLY bad timing for a lot of things. It's almost surreal, did they anger god or something?

>>74576146
Is there a Montezuma's revenge for Japan? Hirohito's revenge?

>>74576146
>It's almost surreal, did they anger god or something?
Sorry, I was unaware of my powers as a wizard.

>>74575901
She really is. I try to never miss my chance to tell her amazing she is

>>74576137
In a way I guess that's love, but yeah as critical as I am about current shit, I want them to be healthy and happy at the end of the day, I'm grateful for Fuwawa, She's doing amazing for her.

>>74576137
She really is. I'm fortunate that Mococo has a sister like her in her life. Love them both.

>>74576128
Orgasms are literally one of the best ways the body has of relieving pain and boosting physical and mental recovery and also allowing to be relaxed after to sleep better. I'm not a coomer, I'm a practitioner of alternative medicine, a scholar of the flesh.

Oh well, back to sleep

>>74576146
Yeah, this is the god they angered.

Cool they're beyond excited to do their first ASMR for JP tourists.
My smile is dead.

>>74576298
YOU FAT FUCK

>>74575737

>>74575901
>>74576137
I've always thought this but I don't really express it publicly because Mococo would get jealous and also Fuwawa would just brush it off. Like when she started losing in Mario Kart when she could tell Mococo was getting upset. Or when she ate the natto because Mococo had a hard week. She always puts her first and I love her dearly for it and the thing is Mococo probably never even notices all the things she does for her because she's autistic.

>>74575989
>>74575982
It's not just bad timing, they went out of their way to make promises about not hurting us. So there are a number of us who have been hurt a LOT before that opened up to trusting them because it would just be so cartoonishly evil to do that then NOT care about hurting people

Fuwawa is my mother

>>74576146
a death god

rabu rabu rabu rabu

>>74576128
She has allergies, she's not actually dying. Also orgasms are unironically good for your health, they reduce testicular cancer in men by like 40%

>>74576328
Kinda wish I told her how amazing she is and how she should take care too, but I'm too autistic and worry about sounding stupid

>>74576363
People tried to warn them...

>>74576298
studies have shown that the more the fat fuck speaks, the worse Mococo's voice feels. needs research.

>>74576328
Mococo notices, Fuwawa has said she just shows her love In strange and often subtle ways, but she has a big heart underneath, She knows I'm sure, but yes Fuwawa is such a sweetie and a treasure.

>>74576340
I said in the beginning the things they promised were unrealistic and they couldn't promise such things. I was called an Anti and told I didn't love them as much as people who believed.

>>74571239
It was in the NND medleys, anyone on Japanese internet knew that song, not obscure at all. Other haruhi character songs? I bet most wouldn’t know those at all

>>74575737
Sorry Mococo, but all this tweet makes me think is how much of an amazing mother fuwawa would make. Holy fuck, I need to get her pregnant. It'd be such a waste for her not to have puppies, specifically mine.

how discord is more levelheaded than this place? we can speak freely here

Eh no streams today so I'll just stay up watching Azki I guess

>>74576363
I'm not a believer in the curse but does anyone have the estimated timeline for reference? I always find it funny

>Mocochan literally dying
>Thread still looping MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
as usual, ruffians are their own oshis

>>74576340
It is bad timing. If all the bad things that happened this week were more separated and didn't happen in the span of just 1 week most people wouldn't be as jaded as they are now.

>finally got search suggestion banned
Wow that's a first.

>>74576363
I still believe it's just a meme, and the previous instances of it happened are just mere coincidence. But if it is real, I will anti the fuck out of Mori, I'll make the cuckbeat comic look like hidamari fuckinng sketch.

We should watch Love Actually or There's Something About Mary. Both of those have a woman who can never find a partner for long because she has to take care of her autistic brother for the rest of her life.

>>74576484
Fuckin disgusting, Mococo is literally in agony and prolly can barely speak and you got faggots still whining about shit. anti behavior at its finest.

>>74576481
October 31st 2025
boo!

>>74576445
>discordfags pretend to be well behaved
mean while /baubau/ get raided from
>said discordfags
>sisters
>shitposters
>clique fags
>random tourists

it's a mystery

>>74576146
god is an eop kek

>>74576484
She has allergies you drama queen.
>>74576485
This. It's just one after another. We've never had this many streams canceled before, let alone in such a short span of time. And coming off a massive 2 week break.

>>74576551
Languages God recognizes:
>Hebrew
>Greek
>English
Everything else is from the devil.

>>74576146
Maybe this is karmic retribution
They announced they wanted to do JP pandering streams for Golden Week, now they get to do no streams for Golden Week

>>74576514
Memes literally got Donald Trump elected. Meme magic is real.

>>74576445
Have you seen the crazy mentally ill shit they post there? That's the stuff they're happy about others seeing attached to their name. And you wonder why these threads get so bad? A good amount of them come /here/ to spew the shit even they can't say over there.

>>74576581
Oh, and Aramaic. And when I say English, I mean 16th century English. King James only.

>>74576591
It's the racist Spirit of Yamato who punishes any filthy gaijin who wish to be Japanese.

>>74576604
genuinely clique members come off as more anti than a lot of the posters here sometimes, fuckin happy I found out early and didn't get sucked into associating with them

Fuck, no practice stream. But that means she gets time to rest up, so I can't begrudge that. They gotta buy some dishes soon.

>>74576328
I think it's more that she's too retarded to express it. Like the food incident, "nothing is particularly good", but also now she misses home cooked meals, she misses not having to think about food, she's tired of combini stuff, and so on. Most of the times I've seen people talking about combini food it was endless praise, if "not particularly good" is much better than that, anyone else would be overjoyed.

>>74576560
>>74576485
you can put some of it down to bad timing but prioritizing JP streams, telling EN fans they dont care if they watch and announcing JP exclusive ASMR, not just in japanese but literally only accessible to japanese are all choices. They have made their choices, if you cant see that you're coping

Don't forget to give Fuwawa headpats and praise too.

Hay fever in Jap is harsh but it doesn't make you lose your voice. It's either a cold, or she tried too hard at singing school (they did say they wanted to get better and attend lessons after arriving in Japan)

Off to sleep then since there won't be a practice stream. I hope Mococo can feel better soon and that they can finally decide on some dishes together

How can these retards not have any dishes yet? Even a basic cheap set from Amazon. What the fuck is wrong with them?

>>74576654
Mococo has never heard "perfection is the enemy of good enough". She's out here arguing that these couches are not the right size and these chopsticks are the wrong color while they're sitting on the floor and eating with their hands.

>>74576683
I hope she's still thinking of gorillas because we're still thinking about her. Beautiful kind and caring Fuwawa

>>74576690
Or she's just actually dying.

>>74576660
Konbini stuff is good only for people who never really tried it, and beyond-hope otaku. It really gets stale if you keep eating it.

>>74576690
>Frequent sneezing and coughing doesn't affect your throat
Retard.

>>74576560
>This. It's just one after another
How much shit did we have just this week?

The membership drama, the remaining EN streams this week before a JP stream week cancelled, JP only ASMR, Golden week will be mostly (if not entirely) JP streams and in the week after GW they will have a lot of homework.

Did I miss anything?

>>74576700
They're probably also still in the poorfag mindset of not wanting to waste money buying one that isn't perfect and then buying another when they find the perfect one.

>backreading the threads
The waiting room for the stream on Monday was posted three days ago, it already had the ASMR line on the description and no one said anything, wonder why the seethe suddenly exploded in the last two threads, surely wasn't a sister raid mad that their niji concert was an empty disaster

>>74576692
No need for dishes if you don't cook and don't order anything because you think spending more than 2 dollars on a meal is a waste of your fan's money. They made a members post thanking us in an apologetic tone for splurging 25 dollars, remember?

>>74576660
She's just clearly a major introvert with self esteem issues and fear of abandonment, Mococo loves just as much as Fuwawa, but she trips over herself to say it, and tries to do it as subtly as possible, I don't think its any less intense, but I like that about her, its not like she's never expressed herself desu, look at her birthday. But yeah she's mega fuckin picky I'll give you that.

>>74576651
even the most menhera people here are just sad and feeling betrayed, they arent plotting some plan to groom and control them and gayops to attack other ruffians like the discord schizos

>>74576742
Mein niger I have a Japanese friend who is literally dying of hay fever every year, sneezes and coughes like crazy, wishes to die every time this season comes, but his voice is good. If this is because of hay fever, then it's Mococo's special reaction to the pollen. Or more likely, it's a mix of hay fever and something else.

>>74576692
they hate wasting money and they're overly particular on these things. they could get a cheap set but if they hate it, then instead of getting a new set they'll end up thinking that they're stuck with the set they hate until it breaks. otherwise it's a waste of money. does it make sense? no. especially since they're surely spending more money as prepared food anyways but that's how their mindset is.

>>74576741
Hey conbini egg mayo sandwhiches are goat, same with the onigiri with the egg yolk inside. It's an egg lovers paradise.

>>74576551
BAUSED

>>74576742
Sneezing sure doesn't, but coughing probably will. I sneeze exactly as much on Mococo pretty regularly, even more some days. Throat and tonsils have never gotten fucked up from it.

>>74576769
We had two straight threads derail over something that happened 3 months ago, 3 days is nothing.

>>74576769
I wish it was just the raid, too many threadreaders ready to believe Anonymous over their supposed idols.

>>74576812
Oh yeah is he a fucking singer? Does he talk and sing for hours a day for a living? No? Mucus buildup too. Did you know that your nose and your throat are connected? Do you know where that mucus goes? Shut the fuck up.

Unironically their pickiness could've been solved with a strong husband and some 1950's male discipline. Sean Connery style.

>>74576814
Surely they can just buy a set they like to use in addition later. It's been a fucking month nearly, not being able to cook because they want the perfect plate and fork is the stupidest shit I have ever heard. I see why they lived with burned out light bulbs for months now, they're beyond helpless

>>74576877
Bro you literally just said it yourself, I completely agree with what just you said. It's not just hay fever, but also what they do as a job.

>>74576944
Yes they are stupid and they do stupid things, which is why I get angry and frustrated with them.

>>74576944
My Princesses... my goldielocks...

>>74576812
All the JOPs in Koyori's chat immediately talked about allergies the moment Moco-chan started talking. Koyori even asked "but do you have a cold or just allergies?", Mocochan said "no cold, just allergies", and she said "oh, that's good, then". Seems like they're used to it. Marine also took steroids before streaming Splatoon the other day because her allergies were making it hard for her too.

>>74576769
I know you won't believe me, but I would be actually mad if the first ASMR they do is in JP only and in a JP timezone stream, instead of doing it for the ruffians.
also fuck kurosanji

>>74576926
>women need a slaped once in awhile when they get emotional
baused

>>74576769
>you werent angry about this thing until you find out about it but it happened a couple of days ago so you cant be mad about it
unironic brown logic

>fuwawa's little sister has bad allergies
>my little sister has bad allergies
WE ARE

>>74576944
Its frustrating, I would legitimately just pay for that shit for them if they would just fuckin take it and use it, all this deliberating over colors or the 'right set' doesn't matter when you have nothing in your house. Please girls for gods sake

>>74577000
It's a mix of raiders and actual menheras who get stirred up by raiders.

>>74577033
Please be patient, Mococo has autism.

>>74577031
And here you are shitposting on /vt/ instead of taking care of her like a good oniichan.

>>74577031
do you fuck her too?

>>74577000
Non ASMR Holos using the KU100 at the studio is tradition. Stop creating made up standards to get mad about. They even said from the get go they wanted help from senpai with ASMR, and everyone hoped it would be Noel. You're either the newest of newfags trying to shit out your own rules or just shitposting

>>74577031
Hello Fuwawa

>>74577097
Actually no the tradition is to go to Noel studio and get naked with her. She literally spent 100,000 USD building a studio for Holos to learn ASMR in.

>>74577097
>>74577035
you motherfuckers cannot be real, you're actually trying to justify them doing ASMR for JP only on an app only accessible for japan?
You have to be the actual nijisisters because no normal person would think that was something so ok that nobody could be genuinely upset by it

>>74577167
Studio ASMR predates noesuta collabs by a lot.

this song's kinda nice

>>74577172
>on an app only accessible for japan?
No, that I would not like. Thankfully it's not happening, you threadreading mongoloid. Use your brain for once in your life.

>>74577189
False, it predates the current noelsta, which is the one she dropped all the money on. The old one was basically an enhanced Fauna box. And it was still better than what Cover has.

>>74576526
I've been annoyed by this for a while now. Imagine how Mococo must be feeling. First they had to cancel RnR due to a migraine, then her condition impacted their off-collab with Koyori, and now they had to cancel 3 streams because of it. Instead of being supportive and understanding, ruffians are here shitposting and raging, "I can't believe these traitorous cunts aren't doing only EN streams for 1 week!"
Ruffians are the ones who betrayed the girls they call "oshi". It's sickening and FWMC deserve a better fanbase.

don't worry about the holoplus stuff, bros. they'll tell us all about how much fun they had during the following fuwamoco morning, so it's all good!

>>74577256
I agree it was better, but that's irrelevant. I'm talking about the tradition, not her having a place for ASMR. Noesuta collabs are comparatively new. I do think they're great and I hope we have one for FWMC too, been hoping since they announced the move. The official channel thing will be like a 1 minute scuffed thing using the KU100 with both them and Nodoka yelling over it in commentary, it's mostly for the reactions than actual ASMR.

"I'm so happy that Fuwamoco, my kamioshis++, do their first ASMR for the JP tourists instead of doing it for their core audience!! I'll be watching without understanding any of the seductive things they say to the JPs! I'm a real ruffian btw, and if you don't agree with me you are a anti and a newfag"

>>74577364
go back, you're too obvious

>>74577172
>only on an app only accessible for japan?
pic related
However I would very much like their first ASMR to be either with Patra or more realistically Noel, yes.

my plan is watch the public stream live and then see how much of a melty /baubau/ has on the member stream after
as an EOP hard to judge if paying for the main channel membership tier is worth it just for this
if the melty is bad, must be something good in it so I'll check it out then. if everyone is fine, I'll assume the description was bait and save my money

>>74577364
It's grating on me yeah. There are sisters, obviously, and they can go die, but there are also people who I consider actual fellow Ruffians acting like this. The Pledge may not say it outright, but I consider it to go two ways.

>>74577364
I thought I was menhera, but apparently compared to others here I'm sane, I'm worried about the girls, my grievances with them can wait. None of these fags spouting this shit love them, all they give a shit about is themselves.

>>74577393
They love hololive, their core audience enjoys their oshis taking center stage in the official channel. The faggots who want a digital babysitter will eventually get filtered by the many idol training arcs to come. I can't wait.
Enjoy your small corpos you'll get to groom more efficiently.

>>74577393
stop with the strawman, fuwawamococo are my favourite liver

>>74577484
yes fellow ruffian. I too love the twins

>>74577439
it's not being streamed on a member stream, it's being streamed on a phone app you can only get if you're in japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8bjZlMqcz0

>>74577200
>AZKi still singing after 9 hours and voice still perfectly fine
so this is the power of a Gen 0 senpai.

>>74577469
>The faggots who want a digital babysitter
Yeah. Problem?

>>74577364
>>74577458
before they announced the cancellations, you were here calling ruffians concernfags for being worried about her voice. can you go be disingenuous falseflagging antis somewhere else? what kind of fucking excuse of a life do you have when you spend all day trying to rile people up for literally no reason whatsoever?

>>74577469
Discord groomer projection. Enjoy your win, dont crypost in discord when they drop you too, I know you're already starting to

I like how the rrat keep escalating
>mention of possible ASMR from description no one reads, not in title, not in thumbnail
>MUH ASMR FOR JAPAN ONLY
>MENGEN AFTER SHOW FILLED WITH BLOWJOB ASMR
>MENGEN ONLY AVAILABLE IN SPECIAL PHONE APP
fucking lmao

Hihi puppies! Don't forget there's a ruffian morning happening in a few hours! It will make you feel a lot better.

>>74577439
Members stream is just after talk, there's no bait in the description.

>>74577535
is this not live?
【DXプラン限定】FUWAMOCOと春先のどかの生アフタートーク! 【#ホロの休日_仮】
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA4BEeD8AiY

>>74577535
holoplus doesn't even support .gifs
nothing is being streamed on it

>>74577484
As a fellow ruffian, I think they should do homocollabs. I'm sure we would all love them, except for the fake ruffians.

>>74577593
Right back at you, discordfag, I'm not there. I know you people can't imagine that existing, but not everyone is like you.

>>74577633
After talk including the sexy outtakes for the asmr corner

>>74577700
not even okayu's includes that kek
and that got ASMR plastered everywhere

>>74577630
explain in your own words what you think holoplus is, what languages you think it is available in and what locales you think it is available in

>>74577700
Laplace-kun?

>>74577630
I'm not even mad at the trolls here, anyone falling for it is such a fucking retard that I hope it works and they leave sooner than later.

>>74577661
Great idea Daniel! BAU BAU
We will work hard to prioritize your smile just as we've dome since debut! You may already get significantly more attention than most ruffians through superchats but we think yoi deserve even more!

>>74577727
twitter with no functionality
JP, ID, and RUS for some reason
JP ID, and RUS again, for some reason

Why are they still pushing holoplus
release holoplus to global already

>>74577033
Mococo needs her chopsticks to be the "right texture". This is what you are trying to reason with

>>74577700
I'm the KU100

ok but imagine
>Main stream starts
>Full JP
>ASMR segment begins
>They switch to full English
the thread would cry tears of regret as they kneel through the floor

>>74577781
the fuck are you talking abou-
>there's actual "jailbreak" ID and RUS version of Holoplus
what the fuck

>>74577781
why the fuck Russian so good at hacking shit

>>74577822
I'd rather see them giving up, it's a worthless app.

>>74577781
>there's actually ID version of Holoplus
mah brown-skinned brothers
>RUS version
how the fuck

>>74576791
You're over reacting, they're not that bad

>>74577570
This guy is fucking delulu. Yeah you can pretend that anyone is anyone else, keep at it. I'm sure you have my all my posts logged.

It's really shitty to gate Holo content behind memberships that aren't their own, regardless of what it is. Jailbirds got a bit upset when Rissa was on Kiara's membership stream when they were on vacation.

>>74577781
>RUS
>isreal
wait what

>>74577781
h-holo actually poplar in rus???

>>74577844
Moco-chan is autistic

>>74577646
This is just gonna be them chatting, there's not gonna be any ASMR there (and there will barely be any ASMR on the stream itself, if you're going to go menhera over a single segment that is gonna be less than 5 minutes you're truly insane)

>>74577822
cover trying to push useless tech things they are bad at, like holoplus or holoearth

>>74577959
She's my precious little autist, and I'll love her for it even if it pisses me off sometimes.

>>74577921
That I think is fair criticism. Always been this way, won't change, but fair. Just pirate the archive later if you don't want to pay.

>>74577958
yeah

>>74577781
EOP beggars BTFO once again
Russian brothers triumph

>>74577844
She's right though. You're gonna use them everyday, they should be the right texture. Same with plates and cups. I hate ceramic cups so much.

>>74577966
>if you're going to go menhera over a single segment that is gonna be less than 5 minutes you're truly insane
Am I really? I just care about ASMR a lot, and I wanted the first one to be "special"

I think complaining about the chopsticks is missing the forest for the trees. Who gives a shit about dishes if they can't even cook yet because Fuwawa won't get off the fucking stove.

>>74578064
She should sit on my cock instead, way more comfortable

>>74578030
are you the feel-good trigger or the zatsudan

>>74577966
they're still going back on their own word. having principles and staying true to your words is not being insane. in fact, not having principles about anything and not finding anything meaningful enough to care for it is what's truly insane here.

>>74578030
Can't always get what you want. Just because you wanted it to be special doesn't mean Fuwamoco ever had any intention to make it special just for you

Chopsticks are made from wood
Wood comes from trees
Trees generate pollen
Pollen is making Moco-chan kill

Enact your revenge and buy the chopsticks, Moco-chan

>>74578030
you don't even know the A from ASMR

>made up special abilities for cops and robbers
k-kino

>>74578030
This isn't gonna be the first ASMR. It's just a silly thing where they're gonna say some words to a KU100. The real first ASMR will be longer than 5 minutes and they'll actually do other things, like positive affirmations, ear cleaning and stuff like that.

They're going to suck at the event tomorrow if they don't practice

>>74578064
>stove

>>74578122
They said those exact words multiple times though before

>>74578173
if that counts as their first ASMR, the lullaby should counts as ASMR

>>74578164
God she's begging for my cum with those eyes

>>74578133
America
>>74578157
they'll suck even if they do practice

>>74578157
With the way things are going, they may not be at the event tomorrow. They are clearly playing it by ear. Mococo will probably try to go no matter what but I hope Fuwawa makes a judgement call.

>>74578144
do you consider it cheating if a girl just lets another guy put the tip in?
would you be there arguing it wasnt real sex so it doesnt count?

>zeta pov actually talks in ID instead of EN
I'm proud and yet feel conflicted because of so many people I referred to her convinced she gonna talk in EN

>>74578275
kek

>>74578268
heh, finally took off your mask?

>>74578242
If they're there or not it won't affect their team too much with how terrible they'll be. They don't even know fundamental Minecraft controls anymore so they'll be caught immediately

>>74578144
why are you pretending to know what it's going to be? lol

>>74578268
>strawman

>>74578105
I just want them to whisper things to our ears...

>>74578122
I didn't want them to do something special for me, I wanted something special for the ruffians

>>74578133
Yeah, I do, "ASMR is An autonomous sensory meridian response is a tingling sensation that usually begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. A pleasant form of paresthesia, it has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia and may overlap with frisson. Wikipedia"

>>74578144
I guess... I'm still not happy about it, tho

>>74578297
I'm just trying to understand your logic and see how hard you're coping.
I think the only difference between us is you're coping and I'm not. and I dont mean that as an insult to you, I mean I am literally not able to cope with it

Do you really think you could handle Mococo?

Why do you always bring it back to sex and being cucked. You have some unhealthy and immature obsession with sex, it's like you've never experienced it yourself.

>>74578425
I could even handle Mococo AND Fuwawa. At the same time.

>>74578425
I'll do my best with this hag child

>>74578425
I don't think she could ever love me.

>>74578420
You don't even understand your own logic
The moment you paint JPnikki as other guy, you lose
We don't care that they gonna have JP stream or JP ASMR or whatever in the future

Maybe a little, but that's not the problem here

>>74578425
Yes, just gotta have a good kissing game, and tell her how beautiful and special she is over and over.

>>74578425
I'd get married to Fuwawa and we'd take care of her forever.

>>74578425
No I've worked with special needs children so I know I'm not strong enough to live with one

>>74578404
>Wikipedia
bro don't know

>>74578404
2 many replies nigga
Didn't read

>>74578465
>We don't care that they gonna have JP stream or JP ASMR or whatever in the future
Are you sure about that?

>>74578404
>I just want them to whisper things to our ears...
you got 4 hours of that already
+3 if you count that other thing

>>74578425
i can barely handle staying alive myself, i doubt i can take care of an autist. even if she is cute

Moco-chan, the fire flies...

>>74578516
nta but i literally don't care
when they do their first asmr voice pack i will buy and fap to both languages

>>74578516
read nigga

>>74578425
I can manhandle her at least

Schizos focusing on the main channel asmr unaware they're planning a jp asmr members stream in Golden week too to build upon that hype

>>74578451
>>74578453
>>74578476
>>74578483
But could you handle TWO Mococos?

>>74577646
If they see me in that member's stream would it look good on my Ruffian résumé or will they go "that idiot actually paid"?

>>74578521
Okay, let me correct myself:
>I just want them to whisper things to our ears with a binaural mic...

>>74578590
I'm not man enough

>>74578614
they already did that too
4 hours of that

>>74577646

>>74578557
Reminds me, we get a lot of Fireflies during the summer, maybe I'll submit a video, I think she'd like that.

>>74578590
Yeah. Because I'm a REAL MAN

>>74578590
I know I could handle two Fuwawas but two Mococos?

>>74578598
I'm not paying out of principle and won't watch or chat in any jp streams live. Not going to enable that self destructive content

>>74578590
I can handle two mococo's mococos alrite

>>74578614
They tried, but.. they're a little...
>Ruffians did you notice??
>BAU BAU
>BAU BAU
>*mono audio*

>>74578590
I could handle a million Mococos

>>74577646
Wait a second...
>member stream
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

>>74578590
It'll prove that I'm a real man, so I'll give it a shot, I might squeeze out a win

>>74578648
:(

>>74578425
Im built different, I'd breed that puffy pussy and help her raise the children without even thinking

>>74578598
They don't care about you. Do what makes you happy