/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

please tenma hurry up and finish this game, i don't like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjx5fv7LZDs
Jelly stream soon!

Jelly?
More like smelly.

>>74454473

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 3

Pippa’s soda pot belly~

Need Pippa in mum jeans

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

>>74454528
>11 hours

>>74454455
Actual previous thread

>>74449670
>>74449670
>>74449670

I love phase connect talents love love LOVE
Also fishman please save rosemi

Need hand but no weed.

Ember playing Fallout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nISFV3M8IHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nISFV3M8IHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nISFV3M8IHg

How can you hate women when your oshi is a woman?

>>74454621
my oshi is an exception to the rule

AHEM
Sex with filipina women

>>74454528
why do you give me hope that she will stream at a reasonable hour for me?

>>74454585
oops thought I changed it but 4chan is shitting itself for me right now

>Playing a fun game called "Razed"
>Keep misreading and misremembering the title as "Ruzed"
DAMN YOU RUNATICS. NO MATTER WHERE I GO I CAN'T ESCAPE HER

>>74454621
she's a crab not a woman

>>74454652

>>74454621
My oshi and my mom don't count fuck you

>>74454642
Eww gross

>>74454652
Ruhuhu

>>74454621
Women are horrible creatures and would be better off and happier with no rights.

>>74454652

Surely this thread will be better!

Pipkiss

>>74454621
my oshi hates women

>>74454732
Surely!

Nigger

Hime is lurking in this thread

>>74454621
She's not a woman she's a little girl.

>>74454737
flipkiss

muyu is confirmed as a member of team spiral according to discord roles

WHERE WEMI

>>74454770
All women hate women

>>74454621
Those that do this tend to be the schizophrenics I think.
I love too many of them.

Now that the dust has settled...
Does she fit in phase? Or is she more like Vshojo girl?

>>74454729
I think your titties are saggy

>>74454821

>>74454794
I love you hime we will bring victory to team joker

>>74454825
yeah she takes over for jerry

This is donkey manure I enlisted as soon as it was available and I didn't get pick and instead nepos got picked like Luwud, Hina, Eimi, and Muyu.

>>74454533
I like this short hair. Bring it back Loomi.

>>74454821
>>74454737
Rukiss

>>74454901

>>74454905
make sure you search the pages separately

I love Shiina!

>>74454790
Thank you for blessing this thread.

[Lumi news] She's been faking being a hag all along! Chat is scandalized!

>>74454847
Does it matter? they can collab however they want. She can either be worth it or not. and considering she just flew off the handle it's looking like not worth it. she still needs another 2 years of malding to move on.

>>74454652

>>74454794
That bitch eepin after drinking with Peo

>>74454901
>takes 1 weed

>>74454970
I searched all the images and the Google doc. I don't get to play in a community game and instead non-community people get slots.

>>74454790
Ai!

>>74454621
She's anime not a real girl

>>74454901
she looks very manic when she does that

>>74454847
More like belongs in the trash

>>74454982
>Samefag tard

>>74454905
in4 you can't even search right and get shittalked for desertion.

>>74455025
that's exactly something hime would write

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>74455009
>she just flew off the handle
I wouldn't call having to deal with a vhosho orbiting nigger's dramabaiting that way

>>74454847
She'd fit right in.
No one belongs in vshoj

bros what Phase member could take Legate Lanius in a fight?
Guns have a rough time penning his armor, so I think the best bet would be a blunt instrument of sorts.
Ember could sit on him yes, but he is rather mobile and very fast so he could move faster than her wheel chair.
Pippas guns wouldn't really hurt the guy and he would probably deflect them with his Bumper Sword.
You can't seduce the guy wither really, guys into just killing and raping, so that knocks out a lot of the girls.
Lia would unironically just get fucking raped.

>>74455046

>>74455030
the animal royale war games are particularly full of mods, clippers, and big donors

>>74455061
On the Google doc I checked all 3 games.

>>74455035
See? Schizophrenic

>>74455046

>>74454847
I think she might be a little too trigger happy on twitter for fish to consider approving her application, but I've been wrong before. Eitherway I like her and don't mind if she keeps collabing with Phase.

>>74455104
She could have just watched him have a breakdown instead of jabbing the flipnigger with a pitchfork. Being deserved doesn't change that it isn't an endearing quality.

sabotaging sounds fun

>>74454847
She doesn't fit into corpos and she doesn't need to. She needs to be free (of her brainworms)

>>74455032
Jesus, she's fucking glowing.

>>74454997
I mean, in Ahri and Rie collab, she said that she is <30. Ahri also said Lumi is not a hag too.

Everytime i get delusional, good things happen to me.
I'm seriously thinking about going full schizo for the rest of the year

>>74454977

I should visit the Philippines

>>74454847
Show me 2dwhore25.jpeg

>>74455207
At first I was against #sabotage but since Phase decided to give community slots to non-community people I say fuck it and sabotage Blaze and Joker.

how are nasa streams

>>74455030
Have you tried not being an unhinged mess no one wants in their game?

>>74455221

>>74454847
Vshojo doesn't want her. This is well known. Sayu has multiple friends at Phase but it's not clear if Sakana wants her or not.

>>74455224
It’s honestly the best way to live at this point

>>74454905
>nepos got picked
That was a given

>>74455251
You will get innumerable STDs.

>>74455279
I'm glad Pico shared with her a tiny morsel of her power.

>>74455274
I'm sorry I didn't realize you had to be a vtuber, clipper, mod, or artist to get a slot. My bad.

>>74455203
I wish she stabbed his retarded ass with a pitchfork, instead she reached out and tried to "be the bigger person" with that fag. Should have called him out and told him to do a flip.

>>74455141
>Guns have a rough time penning his armor
If you can't go through someone's armor, go around it.

>>74455279
Hime is a glowie?

>>74454847
>Vshojo girl?
She's already stated she doesn't stand a chance for vshitsho because there are people (Mista and Nina) that don't want her in, she has interest in Phase but I doubt she'll get to invade.

Phase.
The final frontier.
These are the voyages of the thread /pcg/. Its continuing mission: to spread strange new rrats; to seek out new phasers and new streams; to boldly go where no schizo has gone before!

Tenma and Pippa are big cry babies.

Relegated to the corner

[Lumi news] She wants to manipulate and take advantage of people who can't speak

>>74455308
Sakana couldn't care less about twitter if she wanted to join.

>>74455409
This is arousing for some reason.

Phasers are the best livers.

>>74455463
>news

>>74455475

>>74454963
she looks like such a a tired hag does she not realize that can she not see how much I want to fill that dusty old womb of hers

>>74455388
yes
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1781980819768459720

>>74455445
kys

>>74455279
Blessed by the Lightbringer

>>74455251
You still get more STDs than the CDC has in its labs. You might even discover new ones!
You will spend the entire time shitting your entire intestines out because you cannot even fathom how far from basic food safety procedures their garbage dump is.

>>74455371
Indeed. Is what it is sadly.

>>74455387
he has no weak spots anon no flesh or open points and moves at around 50mph

>>74455409
Is this her most silly moment yet?

Lumi's being transphobic again...

>>74454642
Yes

[Lumi news] she is a bigot and will misgender you on purpose

>>74455621
If Lumi's dick is bigger than yours then your gender is what she says it is.

>>74455535
anon, you need to look closer

>>74455551
she's been sillier

>>74455621
Based

Rave slut is live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHQd8-BG9qk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHQd8-BG9qk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHQd8-BG9qk

>>74455405
Make it so!

>>74455685
>Rave slut
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>74455685
Dont type this words together anon i got banned for it last week

>>74455685
Someone should stop her from spending on gacha slops.

Phase Connect is a retirement home for washed up Asian sluts

So far Hime has:

- shown nsfw robot art on stream
- got one-guy'd into bodyposting because they said she was flat
- used cropped porn of herself as her twitter avatar
- done live shota/bigsis ERP with a chatter on stream
- posted lingerie she's bought herself on twitter, twice
- talked about wanting her brother to fuck her
- invited a homostar for a collab
- drank out of a pet bowl on stream
- shown her custom frilly pink dog collar which she wears while streaming
- Get permabanned from twitter for identiy theft
- Robbed Pippa of her little brother, cucking her in the process
- Molested Pico and absorbed 1/10 of her power through osmosis

Whew, woman.

>>74455734
It's not. I love whores & sluts

>>74455773
I'm ok with this.

[Lumi news] She's going to start streaming 24/7

>>74454847
She made a Fansly to sell feet pics. You tell me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCA0D_4ii2Y

>>74455750
No, I want to laugh at her for being a lucklet and not getting Crown in 3 pulls like me

>>74455747
You got banned for calling someone a slut?

>>74455734
It is

>>74455811
One time I joined a Fansly thinking that subscribing would give me access to all the content. Nope. You still have to pay to access individual posts they make. Never went back to Fansly.

>>74455774
To be entirely fair to her, porn artists draw the good stuff so it's a good thing to crop and use for pfps. I wish the stigmatization would end

>>74455734
it is a bad thing

>>74455658
he's perfect

>>74455811
She does not actually have a fansly
She does have her own website that is objectively far more functional and well put together then phase's though lmao
https://sincronisity.com

Filian is based

>>74455988
She's an actor.

>>74455811
>falls for clipnigs baits

>>74455734
>>74455685
Hina is NOT a slut

>>74455861
I wrote a post describing gen3 members as rave slut, normies etc. and the reason was offtopic and irl discussion
Also in the same thread there was a post how some guy kissed 2 girls and one guy for the first time and how he enjoyed it and it didnt get deleted kek

Lumi is really not looking forward to this collab

>>74456018
>actor
actress

>>74455861
nta but yes I have been banned before for calling certain vtubers whores

>>74456043
what did she say?

>>74456018
When is she getting her razzie?

>>74456056

>>74455988
based on what

>>74455988
Great. Go tell /lig/ about it faggot.

>>74456030
I get three days all the time for mentioning stuff the girls post on twitter.

>>74456066
Lumi really hates It Takes Two and doesn’t want to play it more than once.

Since it is 25th April in Italy. Viva il Duce! Viva Panko! Phase connect.

>>74455774

>>74456144
me in that photo

>>74456127
/vt/ really is the worst moderated board of all 4chan
i dont mention /v/ or /pol/ cuz they are obviously retard filters that dont have any mods assigned to them

>>74456056
>He doesn't know

>>74456166
Pippa being NTRed by a shotacon Hime has awakened something dark within me...

>>74456166
>himemiya Moi
but himemiya is her last name...

LUMI SELL OUT

Sex with Jerry?

>Lumi selling out even more
Grum

>>74456130
>>74456138
Really absorbing the fucking sell out twitch culture for awful services Lumi.

>>74454621
I can make exceptions

>>74456213
Moi is the one speaking
https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi/status/1775824788432597323

>>74456236
>>74456230
Is she taking off her clothes again?

Express VPN is overpriced trash, lumi

gacha games are a disease

/pcg/ two years ago
>Pippa will improve and we will help her
/pcg/ now
>We give up
Why

>>74456056
actor can be used as a gender neutral term

Twitch is a terrible influence on Lumi.

lumi couldn't even get the NordVPN sponsorship and had to settle for ExpressVPN lmao

>>74456282
ah so he takes her last name
kinda weird but I guess thats how it works for shotas

>>74456330
I don't care about Pippa anymore.

>>74456330
thread's population changed

>>74456330
She's fixed. It's boring now

Recently has been shitting the bed at the same time every single day. Whats up with that? Its not a problem on my end

>>74456330
I want her to get worse in the best way.

All VPN's that require you to make an account are trash

>>74456406
Keep dreaming Pippa

>>74456417
Sleep with a butt plug

MY DAUGHTER IS LIVE
https://youtu.be/Z6yI4Jqdcgg
https://youtu.be/Z6yI4Jqdcgg
https://youtu.be/Z6yI4Jqdcgg

>>74456417
>Recently has been shitting the bed

>>74456457
>OW 2

>>74456330
They started watching the other girls

>>74455587
Good

I LOVE SHITTY SPONSORSHIPS
WOOOOOOO

>>74454621
what if my oshi isn't a woman?

As long as Pippa keeps her poor diet, I’ll be fine. In fact, I hope she turns up the heat.

I'm going to rizz Hina through Nikke

>>74455645
Lumi would say this.

>>74456462
No clue how that happened. I'm just too fucking annoyed.
recently 4chan has been shitting the bed*

>>74456457
I am glad she seems to be better

>>74456492
>Capipis moved away from Pippa to watch other girls
Who

>>74454621
This is gonna sound weird to some people maybe but before Phase Connect I didn't believe women could be this way. Now I like women a little more, or at least just these women.

They're just like me fr fr

>>74455621
Mr. ExpressVPN look away!

>>74456330
sometimes you realize you can't win the war and give up

How do we save yuu from ow2? Surely we can get her to get addicted to a fun shooter right?

>>74456591
Jelly. But I also still watch Pippa, i'm just worried she's going to become too normal.

>sells out to a vpn company
>it's not even a good one, like mullvad
>collabing with someone she knows she will have no chemistry with
>playing a game she has no interest in
She really is a sell out isn't she? wow, I'm shocked

>>74456330
She is healed. She is a normalfag now. Also, her shitty opinions and contradictions are annoying.

I love sayayayayayayaya

>>74454621
My oshi is a character put on for streams, not a real person.

Advertiser sama, check this out
https://files.catbox.moe/9g810u.png

>>74456591
NTA but I started watching all of them except Shiina and Tenma.

>>74456417
Reset your router every 2 weeks at the latest.
Lower the stream quality to 720p or 480p
Cancel the TV streaming service
Slam your pig mother for seeding yaoi
Check your task manager to see if you're using your connection with nothing running. A lot of loaders will update on their own.
Check when your windows update is jewing your connection
Change your wi-fi password then reset the router to try and kick shitheads leeching.
Very rarely there's just breaks in the network from hardware failures and it takes time for the reroute to propagate.

NOW (Literally right now)
Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu, then It Takes Two w/ Megalodon)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | LIVE | Fallout: New Vegas)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nISFV3M8IHg
Saya Sairroxs (20:00UTC | LIVE | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6yI4Jqdcgg
Tenma Maemi (21:00UTC | LIVE | Disco Elysium 3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whes8SZoBFM
Hikanari Hina (05:30UTC | LIVE | NIKKE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHQd8-BG9qk

SOON
Muu Muyu (21:00UTC | 55m | Maros)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbuphGSd_Ts
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | 1h55m | Another Crab's Treasure)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62laczZ4Gbw
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 2h55m | Return Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWJSSDvbyOQ

LATER
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | 3h55m | Members Only: Shrek Watchalong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW90nNawci4
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 4h55m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgWCtduhcIA
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 5h55m | Cube Escape Collection)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edYJALPA_3k
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 7h55m | Tomb Raider II)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDCkUjJlCoc
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 10h55m | Corponation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjx5fv7LZDs
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 14h55m | Apex Legends)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (13:00UTC | 16h55m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVtYTB1h51E
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 17h55m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Tenma is on guerilla schedule this month
>Muyu is taking submissions for a maro reading stream this week https://marshmallow-qa.com/mkv6lszn4euoguu
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/
>Phase Wars teams have been confirmed https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1E5YTSphkvvJRxTlKzUP_wPL1hcs5qdAF_tC7mfgPNl8/edit?usp=sharing

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Airi

>>74456651
Proofs that Lumi is professional.

rrat of he day.
beryl schizo was actually clara advertising herself here.

Rie is the cutest slut in Phase Connect

>>74456686
DON'T LOOK MR ADVERTISER

>>74455861
>>74456127
Same here, i got banned mentioning Xalabussy once.

>>74456738
She should just post her gravure.

>>74456712

>>74456686
Are you trying to get her more sponsors?

I'm convinced Phase Connect doesn't want me as a viewer even though I've never even gotten so much as a time out in chat. They don't want me to be part of the community Phase Wars 2 games and they've banned me from getting gifted memberships (no, I'm not a branded account).

>>74455774
>- got one-guy'd into bodyposting because they said she was flat
where

>>74456751
same.

>Lumi sponsored by ExpressVPN
>Nanobites sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
Who’s worse?

Dragunny time

How much money has Hina spent on this?

Is Yuu better at OW than Saya?

>>74455587
That's awight

t. Commieschizo

>>74456804
Probably hundreds. Gatcha games are the mind killer

I love Shill Connect

>>74456803
raid shadow legends
express vpn is not the best vpn but it's perfectly fine, it's not like she's shilling for a literal honeypot

>>74456794
Every thread I stg, where do you guys keep coming from? >>57604994

>>74456803
Nothing wrong with sponsorships.

>>74456804
It's an anniversary event right now so probably not too much.

>>74456794
newfag tourists should do reps before posting

>>74455601
Seggs with Filipina cyborgs!

>>74456330
She actually improved and the crabs in the bucket are angry about it.

>>74456803
expressvpn is better but not by much
about as bottom of the barrel as you can get

>>74456847
Eh. It's easy money for the girls, and it might even let them circumnavigate the fish tax

ligger here, this collab is going to be a disaster. mega is basically a clone of filian but not as edgy and she can't do any flips

>>74456850
All of the popular VPNs that shit out sponsorships to anyone willing are honeypots.

>>74454652
well is the game good?

>>74456740
How do you feel knowing that Hime has 100% schlicked to this art of herself getting painal?

>>74456876
>>74456853
look buddy I cant lurk the thread 24/7 I just want to see her tits

if Saya bad then why my penis feels good when I watch her???

>>74456832
who is yuu

>>74456649
We should get her to play boomer shooters.

>>74456230
It's either Genshin hours or selling Alpo etc.

I’m happy Pippa is back.

A little out of topic, but what's the best way to fight a dude who's completely drugged? Those mf don't feel anything

>>74456986
Saya is not for lewding. Pervert.

>>74456876
>reee what the fuck do you mean you don't backread 7000 threads and every Twitter post and watch every stream before posting here!?
Go outside. Wash your underwear.

>>74456944
Yeah, if the vpn requires an account and if you cant pay in cash it's not really keeping you safe

As long as it’s not as invasive and overbearing as the Genshit sponsorship I’m fine with Lumi talking sponsors for some extra money. I’d rather she do that instead of cutting back on streams to get another job.

>>74457026
Disabling shots, eyes and ears

>>74456330
***
/pcg/ two years ago
>Pippa will improve and we will help her
/pcg/ now
>NOOOO! STOP IMPROOOVIN'

>>74456951
>painal
You can go in dry and she'd love it.

>>74457026
Rip their throat out

>>74457045
That Rie bodypic get's posted at LEAST twice a day, stop being a dramaqueen faggot

>>74457031
I’m gonna write a fanfic of me and her kissing and holding hands and their ain't a fucking thing you can do about it

>>74457091
share

>>74457026
Physical damage that prevents proper movement. Dislocate his kneecaps, snap his elbows, that sort of thing.

>>74457084
No it doesn’t?

>>74456949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORS9BBYuNhU
it's pretty fun. Simple little game where you run towards a goal, but the fact it controls like Killer7 (hold RT to run, stick turns, LT drifts, A to jump) threw me for a loop.
In whatever genre games like Meatboy, Ghostrunner, and SEUM are, it's got a pretty neat twist, too. There's a timer that counts down, if it hits 0 you die, and you recharge it by running on the ground, and jumping takes charge. So you have to balance going fast, jumping, taking shortcuts, etc, with actually staying on the ground to not die. It'd make for a good indie spot game in a variety stream of her's, imo

>>74457137
I’ve got to finish the blueberry and weight gain fanfics first. It’s gonna be a little while

[Saya News]She's going to have a lot of hapa children one day with me

>>74456738
GENIUS!
Love her so much, bro.

[Saya news] Her husband goes to school

>>74457084
It's been literal months since it's been posted

>>74456738
>beryl schizo was actually clara advertising herself here.
I BELIEVE

I want Airi to give me a gloved handjob then the moment I start to cum she lets go of my cock, sits on my face and gives me a ruined orgasm while brapping into my nostrils

Lumi should take a Trojan sponsorship

>>74457253
Lumi has never even been in the same room as a condom. She’s a virgin.

>>74457285
Nope, I've personally seen to it that she isn't.

>Did you sign up for phase-wars?
>Of course you picked team spiral right?
>Chances are they put you on a team that's not spiral due to the overwhelming popularity of the sad loli girls
>If this is your case, you must sabotage to ensure a total sad loli victory!
#Sabotage4Spiral

do you think anyone will notice if i just don't go to jury duty

https://twitter.com/MegalodonVT/status/1781048384226247000
this is a picture of megalodon's ass

>you don't see a lot of purple people
yeah...

Menace
lost

>>74456804
depends on how many free pulls they gave her under the table

>>74457330
Either that's a fisheye lens or her proportions are like a midget's

>>74457285
I've got some really cheap oceanfront property in Arizona if you're looking to buy

>>74457330
This is pretty mid...
Mega has an amazing tummy on her 3d model though, too bad she won't show it off today.

Lumi
won

>>74457337
Would be actually funny to see her in Invaders

>>74457330
her hair is fucked she should take better care of it

>>74457330
would snort the farts right out of those cheeks

>>74457355
With that sleazy looking model, I would call it that too. Is she happy with this?
Well, I know nothing about her.

>>74456330
Would capipis support Pippa if she wanted to get a Korean plastic surgery?

>>74457251
I don't remember writing this post

>>74457327
I didn't show up the first time, no problems.
Second time I did show up and they canceled.
Third time they didn't need me.
Fourth time I had to sit in the courtroom all morning just to be told they didn't need me again.

I really never want to have to do it. It's so fucking retarded, I don't want to convict anyone for anything, I wont be a fucking pawn of a state.

>>74457389
What's her prize?

[Lumi news] She's cancellable not coomer

>>74457454
Stable working enviroment.

>>74457454
me

>The pants-grabs are on the right
Left Lumi. You're so shit with directions.

>>74457436
I wish they'd at least pay me min wage.

>>74457454
my hand in marriage

Has lia ever addressed whether or not she farts with that ass?

>lumi reading random chat messages out loud while mega sits there awkwardly
does this bitch have autism or something? what the fuck is she doing

>megalodon's a dropout
>vs lumi who got a masters and wants to permanently be in school
oh no

I've got a seed vault for you Hina

lol at nanobites' stream title

>>74457547
she mutes herself when she does that, hopefully

>>74457547
She's on push to talk.

>>74457026
Dodecagigillawatt flashlight at the eyes to set his entire body on fire
Deer slugs to the heart. Keep your distance and double tap the melon.
Pay attention in anatomy class so you can sever tendons, the knee meniscus, etc. while he's preoccupied stabbing your vital organs
6 metric ton per square inch blow to the windpipe or solar plexus
Judo flip him onto the roof of a nearby building
Whistle for lil' paco your mule mounted dwarf bodyguard with a .50 cal
Claymore your doorways and windows
Detonate explosives on the mega-dam upstream of the settlement of krokodil addicts
Bandolier of 8 Obrez

But the most powerful way to fight them is a plane, train, or bus ticket to civilized lands

Me and my team of scientists are working on creating the first big asian cock by transplanting a bwc onto an asian guy

My Twitch worked perfectly during New Vegas but the moment Meg shows up it starts buffering every 5 seconds, I will take this as a sign

>>74457546
>And now they both have the same job

>>74457575
>VTUBER AGENCY DEBUTING 27 TALENTS?????
ogey

>>74457632
And lumi has to give a cut of all her earnings to the fishman

>>74457546
The drop out has enough instinct left to know there's something shit about academia.
Had had to get a Masters to find this out.
The best learning is most often done independently.

>>74457632
lol

>>74457621
Sadly the blood is incompatible and they'll be on immunosuppressants for life

Lumi should have turned this girl down when she asked to collab.

>>74457337
>Skimpy maid outfit with boob window, visible garterbelt and striped panties

>>74455861
you underestimate how many discord mods this site has now

>>74457337
ngl that model looks like shit

>>74457621
China already has those. They've been eating meat more these decades

>>74457618

>>74457683
You should have stayed off the computer.

based lumi shitting on jongtards

>>74457327
There's a bunch of cuck fines and penalties. I'm not saying they have your info but you literally told them all your info which is how they served you in the first place. Take your charger, your phone, and a physical book to read anyway. It's pretty easy to wash out during selection after which both parties usually just settle. You get used to it.

>>74457487
We all do sister. Is what it is. learn your exact districts rules and regulations if you want to see if you can defer or get an exemption.

>>74457737
what don't you like about it

>>74457777
I will now anti lumi

>>74457337
Is she graduating from idol already?

This collaboration is horrible, I knew this would happen.

>>74457621
Just boof tiger bones like Confucius say

>>74457325
to that other saBRO that i spoke with in the (not)spiral team you're lucky I was who i was and not sniffing out spiral double agents. having said that I'm glad we are able to coordinate some things. If you still were wondering where that stuff i mentioned is, - remember that place i told you I put that thing that one time? have at it.
Everyone be careful out there and keep your ops up at least until showtime. Think like a snake, not like a rhino. This war is as good as won.
#GodSaveTeamSpiral
#Sabotage4Spiral

>>74457795
it's a bunch of fetishes slapped together to try and bait viewers instead of being a model reflecting the person. it comes off fake at a glance

I dont know this girl shes collabing with but i feel like lumi doesnt really like her
Is this collab forced or what

>>74457785
it will probably cost me more than the penalties to take a week off work

>>74456591
>Filename
Lies and slander.

>>74457754
Squeek

>>74457884
but i like it

>>74457888
>but i feel like lumi doesnt really like her
I'm watching Ember explode shit in New Vegas. What makes you feel that way?

>>74457888
Lumi is probably just being retarded again and accepted a collab she didn't want to participate in. It's not the first time this happened.

>>74457901
Go find out retard.

>>74457327
I never bother showing up and nothing ever happens. Just don't ever admit that you got a notice and there's nothing they can do.

>>74457888
Why wouldnt she like her? I dont know anything about her.

bros how can I make my peepee bigger

>>74457888
Forced by Lumi because she for some reason got it in her head that spamming collabs is a good idea despite most of them being complete dogshit.

We should shitpost about what a disaster this collab is so when she backreads she freaks out.

>>74457984
you need your third adolescence

holup she's playing mccree?

>>74457999
collabs do work to grow your audience but mega isn't really that big, lumi needs to keep working on getting into filian's inner circle

>>74457984
Think about Pippa’s tummy.

>>74457942
are you going to watch her?

They're having technical difficulties.
Mega just offered they play something else.
They're getting along fine. It's YOU who aren't entertained by the techie issues. Get over it.

>>74458003
Or you could go catch up on your oshi's streams instead.

>>74457621
Femanon put the crack down and exit the goon cave slowly, hands up and not inside your sweaty asian pussy

Why didn't they set this up ahead of time

>>74458024
I was talking about Filian when I said complete dogshit.

>I'm like a ditto
Banished to a room to be pumped full of children for most of her life?

>>74458048
women

>>74457984
Pray 5 times a day and it will happen Inshallah

>>74457999
>spamming collabs
Shut up, anti-growther

>>74458064
Filian gets more viewers than the top ten phase talents combined because her content is way better than anything sakana can afford.

>>74458094
Filian gets more viewers than the top ten phase talents combined because she appeals to the lowest common denominator.

>>74458025
if she invades, yes

>>74458120
so does that make pippa the worst in phase for having so many viewers?

>>74458094
I can't watch her because she's on a quest to deafen all headphone users while simultaneously being too degenerate to have on speaker.

>>74458094
>her content is way better
nice bait ligger

>>74458094
She can't even afford a model of her own...

>>74457055
Thanks anon, I hope I won't need to do that

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>74458082
>Shut up, anti-growther

It feels like lumis mom told her to play a game with her disliked younger sister kek what a clusterfuck

>>74458094
Her model is the cheapest thing on the model market (its a default model) she recolored. Then she got some jank ass trackers, popped some adderall and started streaming. Nothing she does is expensive, at least what she did to get popular. Also >>74458120

>>74457984
Non meme answer, lose weight, human growth hormone and pump

>>74458124
so that's a no then

>>74458148
>reactslop
Her streams are pretty bad yeah.

Any rule on minecraft skin for the contest ? Thinking it would be fun to see tenma's reaction to kanpainikis wearing pic related

Ok so say Menace invades:
1. How does jidf react?
2. How does Lumi react?
3. How does pcg react?

>>74458024
>getting into filian's inner circle
Maybe she should try not getting bored halfway through those collab, then.

>>74458228
Pippa doesn't even react anymore, all she knows how to do is be a contrarian. That's the entire breadth of her content now.

>>74458180

>>74458280
>1. How does jidf react?
Mad probably, who cares?
>2. How does Lumi react?
Publicaly cordial, quietly seething
>3. How does pcg react?
Baiting, lots and lots of baitiing

>>74458280
That gyaru muyu?

>>74457888
Lumi just knows nothing about her and was having fun with New Vegas. Imagine you're genuinely having fun with something at work but then you have to go into some HR meeting you don't care for with people from different departments, of course your energy will plummet

>>74458255
Use that kiwifarms skin that Shiina had for that one yubicraft stream with Pippa she did.

where the FUCK are the pulls hina you BITCH