/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Soon!

>/live/
testicular torsion correction is needed

Bunny Garden soon

>>74345139
I'll totally fix it next time I promise

I thought that /HiRyS/ is never gonna come back.

I love IRyS!

>>74344656
Sir, you appear to have extreme mental retardation, you should get that checked out.
The daki was not 'limited merch', and they never have future sales of bday/anniversary/etc. merch if it "doesn't all sell", because all of that stuff is made to order.
Unless, maybe you're Indonesian, I think the ID girls have had premade merch before that was able to sell out, but IRyS never has.

>>74345770
That's exactly my point. A scalpers not helping by pre-ordering tons of them

>>74345770
You're replying to someone intentionally being retarded stop crossposting or spending any effort on that.

>>74345527
I mean she did stop pyoning pretty quickly much to my dismay pyon~

>>74346313
She should have kept going.

post bitch

>>74346356
They did in the last thread. Twice. It got deleted

>>74346394
You're such a retard britfag

>>74346475
Jannie's don't like it when you post the bitch

What would you do with IRyS this golden week?

>>74347117
a golden shower

>>74347117
Whatever she wants

>>74347117
me

TimeRyS forever.

>>74348018
You have a collab to watch

KroRissa is like TimeRyS but better

>>74348143
She's a monster. Her cat deserves his balls.

>>74348265
IRyS would remove an animals balls at the slightest inconvenience...

>>74348143
I need a Nerisa and IRyS collab so IRyS can make fun of Nerissa for trying to seduce her

>>74348355
IRyS freezes up

>>74348407
They both awkwardly laugh and IRyS tries to quickly change the subject

>>74348407
>>74348573
Then they kiss passionately.

>>74348573
I think it might go how it did with Marine but +3 awkward and -2 laughs

>>74348920
Nah they'd both awkwardly laugh because Nerissa is more similar to IRyS than you'd think, they both have strong girl failure energy, which is also why she gets along so well with Kronii

who let this delusional jailcuck in

You all make me sick pyon.

>>74349086
Maybe you should let yourself out, faggot. Nobody is forcing you to be here.

Is RissRyS a viable ship?

>>74349183
You can't spell NeRySsa without RyS

>>74349021
Oh I'm not saying they wouldn't get along, but more that Marine is just bolder

either take your whore competition to /nijirissa/ or /global/, you fucking faggots

>>74349360
No one cares about your retarded whining, I'll be here all week

>>74349151
Oops I forgot this was /ope/
>>74349183
No, nerissa is a whore.
>>74349261
No. 'Nerissa' is the correct spelling.

>>74349183
only viable ship is meRyS but they would make a great comedy duo and sound great together (at least from the fanmade mashups)

What if KIRA but it's Nerissa instead of Anya

/HOpe/ has a nice ring to it

and then retards wonder why we hate everyone

>>74349907
No

>>74350108
You're the only one we hate tbqh

FlaRyS is the only ship

Oh wow nobody posted it yet

>>74349907
who are the other 2?
>>74349980
sounds good

Did sisters get bored of baubau again? Why are they shilling nerissa here?

>>74350369
>Shilling
It spawned from normal conversation sister

>>74350477
Do you realize how retarded you sound calling anyone else sister while defending shitting up the thread with nijirissa?

DOKO

>>74350573
Sister the irony is the point

>>74350619
https://twitter.com/holomeetxTPE24/status/1782990532773560622

WIFE!!!

https://files.catbox.moe/ucgb4d.mp4
can't wait for the IRyS edit

>>74350477
>Normal conversation
>About a Kronii+Nerissa collab
No, I don't think it did, it was off topic from the very beginning.

BAERYS LOVE

What a fuckin nerd lmao

>>74350643
OH NICE!!! I can't wait for another thing that I can't watch or even hear!!!

>>74350689
at some point they probably just kept doing it to piss you off

>>74350828
If they want to continue getting pissed on by the whole thread they can be our guests

>>74350643
cute :3
hoping another anon pulls through

>>74350885
>By the whole thread
Anon the two people whining are the minority here but whatever

>>74350949
Just because you're mobilizing your discord to pointlessly shit up the thread doesn't mean IRyStocrats are suddenly the minority

>>74350740
Fuck off Cheebiori, you will never be a real Cheeb.

>>74351041
The fact that you think its a discord raid makes it even more fucking hilarious kek. I'm always here and I've been an IRyStoCrat since the beginning. I just think your disdain for other Holomems is too funny to pass up stirring the pot and getting you seething

>>74351373
Cheebs was both people afterall

>>74351411
Cheebs is a Nephilim after all

>>74351411

I love all of you guys, Chu.

>>74352416
gay

>>74352416
love you too IWyS, when are you coming back?

Airisu

>>74353762
Now I'm just remembering IRyS in Risu's clothes

>>74353863
Remember her horns can easily come off and Risus tail is a plug in

>>74352754
tomorrow

>>74354027
IRyS can't really get rid of her horns so that just means Risu's ears are horns
Possibly demon horns

>>74352754
When babski donates more, chu~

>>74354567
Faggot

im scared to go to sleep what if she decides to do an unarchived karaoke in a few hours

>>74354908
Then set an alarm

>>74354959
i wish she still made schedules
thats my favorite part about advent

>>74354908
Should be more worried about a sudden N-word appearance than that

>>74354991
Then go watch Advent

>>74350678
>IRyS when invited in a JP collab

I love IRyS more than all of you combined.

>>74355066
i do watch them but they aren't my oshi

>>74355289
It's not hard to love IRyS almost as much as I do considering most of this thread is whore tourists

IRyS please play the porn game Bae’s currently playing

>>74355512
Game doesn't even have sex scenes, not even with a patch

>>74355550
Just get koikatsu instead

Ah shit the FES vods gone, RIP that watchalong.

>>74357182
Eh, fes wasn't that fun this year anyway

>>74357219
Yeah but it'd be nice to see her reactions to it and it's a also guaranteed zatsu about what she did during the FES time because she didn't talk about it that much really.

>>74357219
>Korone handless flip
>Surprise Haachama performance when she wasn't even advertised as being part of the event
>Shion also appearing for a group song

>>74354991
Ah...

Did my reps and brushed my teeth
Guess I'll pass out

if this is her “unplug” day im kms… dumbest shit ever

Hi. What's Irys planning for her 1 mil celebration?

>>74358081
her what?

>>74358288
you know the day you remove your asacoco

>>74358462
Sometimes I get really drunk and make myself sad thinking about how this'll feel to listen to when she graduates however far in the future. There's gonna be a final byeRyS/ One last RyS and what if she never comes back? I have decided to no longer think tonight

TimeRyS again soon. I see it

>>74358579
There there anon

Don't you guys have work to do other than waiting for IRyS?

>>74359472
I do but... my adhd is currently unmedicated so i have making my focus stick to the things I want it to. it much prefers to compulsively refresh the hirys chat waiting to see if people respond to my witty remarks (not often)

When is the next plap fest

>>74359472
Geez anon what are you, my mom? I'll find a job eventually, okay?!?!

I like your guy's cheebs edits
t.Ruffian

>>74360599
We hate cheebs here.

>>74360599
Thanks, pero is cute too

>>74358579
I'm gonna keep reminding you for making me think about it

>>74360599
you like our cheebs edits :D

>>74361725

will she stream today?

>>74360599
Did someone say Cheebs edits?

>>74361919
Today is an offline day, anon

>>74361914

AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE WHY CANT SHE TWEET ON HER “OFF” DAYS, BITCH

>>74361914
>last time he drew IRyS was on January
shame his art was really great

>>74362109
Meds.

>>74362109
>Starts her like/RT spree now

stream doko?

IRyS is between Bae and Kronii...

I LOVE IRyS!

But what else do I call you?

What would you say to IRyS if she was /here/?

>>74362819
en doko?

>>74362819
Swear more

>>74360599

>>74362819
I'm thinking of you. Please touch yourself for me.

I should probably get out of bed now.

its up

>>74362819
If you were to stream nude and/or schlick on stream, no one would know but you could give a signal just for us

>>74362819
I love IRyS!

>>74363159
what is

>>74363267
my peenus weenus :D

>>74363267
my weewee

>>74363314

>>74363295
>>74363314
Nothing important then.

>>74363352
>he actually doesn't know

>>74363385
Don't worry me like that

>>74363352
https://litter.catbox.moe/um9rnz.jpg

>>74363442
ehe~ :P

>>74363458
Faggot.

>>74363458
i already have this saved..

https://litter.catbox.moe/clprsr.png

We have IRyS at home.

i haven't watched an IRyS stream in a while. is she still one of the cutest women on the planet?

>>74363686
Cheebs will never be IRyS.

>>74363686
there's the bait tackle

>>74363694
No, she's actually the cutest creature in the universe.

>>74364222
PEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPERPOPERERTEECUM

It's a quiet day without the Nephilim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igEPb_zZEmM
These two really have gone far

Dishonored when?

>>74365313
NEVAAA!!

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>74365029
I liked how they both pussied out when marine asked who they want to get along with by saying everyone and eachother lol

>>74365619
IRyS has got that Tism Rizz

>>74366664
Why is Cheeb's hair color still the same despite going Super Saiyan?

>>74367216
Because she ate Poogie.

>>74365619
They were clearly teasing Marine back

poogie is what IRyS calls her pussy

>>74367536
I love that bacon like you wouldn't believe it

>>74367216
Shes starting to transform she hasn't actually gone super saiyan at that point

>>74367536
thats weirdly hot. i'd believe it kek

Frame doko?

>>74363632
What the F U C K

>>74368822
Cheebs does JAV now

>>74368871
CAV*

I am gonna cry if there will be no frame up tonight.

>>74367627
Its ultimate Cheebs much like ultimate Gohan

IRyS is a girl and she has a nose

>>74369673
Fuck off, schizo.

>>74369673
why would you say something so controversial yet true

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74370644
Yes IRyS, we know Flare is streaming

Are we mean anything to IRyS?

Soon

Is the Monhun arc ended already?

>>74372562
One can hope

IRyS hurry up, Ina has overtaken you and reached Iceborne

>>74372562
>monster shitter arc is over
Good riddance. That trash overstayed its welcome.

>>74372562
unironically yes. one more stream of it MAx

Oh great, this timeloop is back.

>>74372906
Nobody cares about MH. It's not looping.

>>74372948
Hi, I'm Nobody and I care about MonHun.

>>74373043
You don't matter.

i think it's funny when they get triggered and start speedrunning every timeloop, take your bets on the next one lol

>>74373114
my bet is "krokeks"

The only “people” that care about that grindy trash of a series are turbo autists.

Monster Hunter sucks Irys should play the next chillas game instead, we all love that kino

>IRyS is a turbo autist
>I am turbo autist
We are made for each other

>>74373164
>Upvoted

>>74373260
I unironically enjoy both if it's IRyS playing them. I even enjoy playing MH myself

>>74373164
>being a proud extreme normalfag
ew. bet you're obsessed with sports teams too

I enjoy IRyS in general

IRyS should unironically play an Atari 2600 flashback console.

>>74373260
Streamer jump scares are infinitely better than hurrrr durrr boss fight games and watching the streamer die over and over and over again.

who let the door open for this weirdo

>>74373528
Retard, sports are for turbonormies. Who like watching two groups of adult men play with each other’s balls.

>>74373996
Just ignore him.

https://twitter.com/Meow_Somebody__/status/1783148661683507645

>>74363632
This reminded me of that pajeet anon who made sexy cheebs shitposts

>>74374040
But you wouldn't believe how fun it is to fluster them by posting vtuber reacts in gamethreads.

>>74374260
tasteful transparency

>>74374338
You are confusing me with someone else.
I never made sexy cheebs edits.
I worship cheebs for being a fat fuck, not lewd her.
Cheebs is a kid friendly vtuber(that why kids like her so much)

>>74375873
>can't lewd cheebs
Just say you wanna suck dick
>kids like cheebs
Yeah, me

>>74375873
>that why kids like her so much
I had no idea cheebs was a chumbud

>>74375873
That is called grooming anon

>>74377293
Grooming cheebs...

*goes gently inside IRyS' butthole*

>No one talking about or sharing current n-word stream
You guys are decent for once

>>74379444
>tourists can't access the silver stream only bronze
yeah no shit anonchama

>>74379444
she isnt streaming though

>>74379444
>>74379802
She's doing ASMR. It's so good.
https://yabai.rs/dl/irys_en/1416415691071238146_1.mp4

Mega Man Zero 3 finale later?

virus dno

IRyS, if you put your frame up, I will rape another IRyStocrat for you.

>>74379997
>Boomer slop

>>74380462
IRyS wouldn't want that, Cheebs.

Ireeeys should just stream white noise modernt videeo gaem is all sloppy

I love IRyS! She's a mute dork.

>>74365029
A full year.

>>74365029
>she said onions milk, so we went to have some onions milk
lmfao

I thought we hated clippers here?

>>74382263
We do

>>74382185
>onions milk
I forgot these retarded site filters still exist kek

>>74382263
We do?
Except the FemRyStocrat

>>74382263
Clips are bad when they are clickbait that misrepresent situations or EOP clips of EN streamers that might as well be created by AI and add nothing that a timestamp in the original value wouldn't.
Clips are great when they are very transformative or used to translate "important" moments during a stream into other languages without baiting anyone.

https://twitter.com/Si_Farid_/status/1783175727703290338

https://twitter.com/NAMIORII/status/1783176156453437851

>>74383504
I hate fleshfangs

>>74383504
tasty knife ear toes

>>74383458
Looks too mature. #NotMyIRyS

https://twitter.com/glass1138/status/1783164997016936453

>>74383504
IRyS' sharp horn is pressed against Fu-tan's jugular vein...

It's over. No frame tonight.

>>74383689
YandeRyS

OH NO, THIS IS A HORRIBLE CHOICE

>>74383919
LMAO RETARD BTFO BEFORE HE EVEN POSTED
KYS YOURSELF

>>74383919
2 and a half hours left faggot

I'd rather Monster Hunter

IRyS you know that you are not gay enough to like the bunny game

For once, I want monster hunter

Monhun IRyS you need to catchup....

>>74291071

>>74383956
I was thinking the same. I'd pick neither.

She's going to use Bunny Garden as an excuse to never do ASMR again btw

IRyS is not that gay to make the bunny stream interesting like Miko or Polka did

if it goes to the poll the meme option will win. We already know this, so strap in for dating sim stream boys because it's gonna be middling

>>74384215
Pretty much my train of thought.
I think she'd mostly just rag on the girls for silly reasons and tease the protagonist for being a paypig, I really can't imagine it drawing her in all that much.

Let's take a bet, I think she will play Bunny Garden.

>>74384462
Her personality doesn't fit with it

>>74384472
I bet all my cheebcoin that she'll play bunny garden and I'll win

>>74384536
How much is a cheebcoin worth
?

>>74384462
>>74384513
it the girls are replaced with Idolmaster lolis she'd be locked in

>>74384472
I'd prefer MH but even though she's clearly enjoying them I think she's gonna want to mix it up a bit "for the stream's sake".

>>74384609
2 cents

She might choose it just because she thinks it'll be short, a route isn't that short unless you savescum and even then it took Bae like 6+ hours

Bunny Game today so she can fish for fanart
Monhun next time because she likes the game

Okay fine, she can stream it today just to get it out of the way

If IRyS plays Bunny Garden which girl would she go for?
I think it'd be Rin, the anime otaku gal/gyaru.
Which would be fucking funny when she gets to the ending and it turns out Rin had a boyfriend and was just looking at (You) as a customer the entire time.

>>74384866
I don't know anything about it because it looked boring

>>74384866
Whore

>>74384866
is that real?

>>74384866
I actually avoided every stream because I knew she would play it
she got a bunny themed cape and a bunny themed game becomes FOTM, she was 100% going to play it

>>74384866
Miuka because she has a deep voice, then she will stop liking her when she gets drunk and acts cutesy

I can't wait for the usual paypigs to annoy her with SCs about loving the other girls more

Flare will join the bunny garden stream and will start to backseat the dialog choices...

>>74384866
It would probably be Rin.
Kana is just the generic ditzy genki girl and Miuka a kuudere, I don't think she likes either of those archetypes that much.
Rin is a blonde gal that enjoys teasing you, is a huge otaku, and keeps talking about her obscure interests in games and anime. There's very little chance she'd pick the others in my opinion.

>>74384866
Harem route. And she'd do a bad job at it so the girls would keep getting upset over being neglected

>>74385220
>blonde
>otaku
>obscure interests in games and anime
So Flare, if she was human?

>>74385411
Flare is cute, not sexy.

Change of plans, she is going to play MonHun with Flare, Aqua, and Pekora.

>>74385496
please no

>>74385220
IRyS is literally Rin...

>>74385496
>Aqua
lmao that's never going to happen

>>74384866
She can't date herself, she isn't Gura

you know its gonna be the bunny game
not a fan but ill watch it anyways

Just put up the fucking frame

i can't be the only one who doesn't like that kinda fanservice right?

>>74385686
She's making the thumbnail

>>74385724
No I don't like it either and there's no "haha it's just a joke" way to play it off with this

>>74385728
i love you IRyS

>>74385724
yeah, it doesn't show enough

>>74385724
acting like a lesbian? I like it for other girls but not for IRyS

>>74385686
Sorry she can't put one up because the single mouse she owns is breaking.

>>74385767
I'm here husband. I'll pass the message on.

>>74385795
*her husband

>>74385790
it's not breaking, it's just dirty or something, a couple of smacks and it should be working fine

>>74385779
i mean like going out to a whore club to waste your life's savings for a few panty shots

also the girls aren't even cute they're fat and old

>>74385889
post butt

Make your own decision IRyS you don't even want to play the bunny game you just have FOMO again.

>>74385817
too bad my dear IRyS, you screwed up
love you too wife

>>74385946
she already flipped a coin and it landed on bunny cafe, she doesn't have a choice

>>74385889
They are just like IRyS...

>>74386043
and me, let's marry IRyS

>>74385841
Host clubs are a good way to waste your money if you hate casinos

>>74386101
they're a horrible way to waste money
worse than gacha games

>>74386101
It's cheaper to just go to vegas and fuck an escort

>>74385724
I love it when my vtuber does a little bit of fan service, like showing me her legs.

>>74386139
How many Japanese girls are in Vegas? I guess it depends on the time of the year…

drunk bunnyRyS………

You already hit 1 million IRyS have some self respect

>>74386268
She just wants to have fun (with Me)

Please be monhun the bunny game gets boring after an hour

>>74386139
>vegas
If you like collecting sexually transmitted diseases maybe

I HATE MEME GAMES SO MUCH I WILL EXPLODE MEMEGAME STUDIO In minecraft

>>74386397
Tell her on the tweet then

>>74386397
it's already decided
bunny cafe + drunk stream

>>74386409
You're statistically more likely to get one from regular girls than escorts, by FAR if it's someplace like Australia.

>>74386268
Getting 1M was just the beginning

>>74386452
Australians are always so clean so I doubt it

Monster shitterfag tears are delicious.

>>74386504
you wold think that, until you find about the kangaroo sex sect

>>74386504
That's what I meant since it's legal there, I wanna go to Gotham city.

>to make IRyS gay you just have to give her a can

>>74386561
No IRyS, Ironmouse isn't actually dying, it's been a lie the entire time

>>74386561
she was talking about her pink vibe

>>74386594
smart move honestly

If she drinks the stream will turn into jp only...

>>74386648
It's a Japanese game it was going to be half JP anyway

>>74386648
stop I don’t want to get horny yet

>>74386617
Well that's no good. She should use my penis instead

>complaining already
jesus

That can was meant for a watchalong...

>>74386648
it's bad for her throat, no more drinking

>>74386793
>penis
post butt

>>74386849
Not as bad as you'd think, she damages her throat a lot more when she screams.

>>74386831
boo hoo

>>74386899
that was not the point

>>74386849
she's not on her recording hell arc so it basically does nothing

>>74386504
>>74386139
>>74386101
There's a few proper above ground escort services aimed at foreigners in Japan.
The one I was looking at before was around 300-500€ for a night (4 hours) and the girls all looked pretty cute. Services are bathing together and then "more", there's lots of interviews with girls from them on Youtube and they all seemed really cute. I was too much of a virgin to follow through with it though...

I dont want her to drink on stream

>>74386978

>>74387037
Drunk beggars are just swear beggars but worse

IRyS puking on my dick

>>74386793
Good idea but it should be my penis instead

>>74387015
JGHC is legit and super easy when you are there the next time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg-xl12nbtw

>>74386561
Replace the batteries

I WANNA SEE BIG MONSTER FIGHT BIG MONSTER FLYING SHOOT FIRE FROM MOUTH NOT FAIR NOT FAIR POO POO GAME I HATE!!!!!!!!!!

>>74387196
IRyS will NEVER get to end game

>>74387196
STFU, tubs.

IRyS should play a game no one else has played instead of always following along with the latest trend

>>74387234

>>74387015
>>74387158
thanks for this very important information

>>74387158
Isn't prostitution illegal in Japan?

>>74387355
yes and how gambling is "illegal" too

>>74387301
She's done that twice, 1 was such a shitpost of a game it's confusing how she even found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0XQ7M3UM18 Still funny

>>74387071
Wait do people actually beg for these things in chat or do they just want it and are quiet here?

>>74387436
On twitter, discord, and youtube comments yes

>>74387509
/here/ too

>>74387355
I'm illegal in Japan,

>>74387640
I came to this. IRyS should punish me

>>74387640
What did you do to get outlawed in Japan?

>>74387355
Paying a woman so that you can stick your dick inside her (or vice versa if that ever fucking happens) is illegal, EVERYTHING ELSE is legal.
NB: if the girl lists "anal" in her options bio it really means she allows you to stick it in her pink, the stink is merely code to bypass the law.

she's making the thumbnails right now on GIMP

>>74387708
so anal is not illegal but regular is? wtf

>>74387826
Yeah. You can't pay to put it in the puss is what I meant to type.
That why most jap prostitution is pussyjobs/slidejobs whatever you call it with no actual penetration, besides the mouth which is customary.

>>74387826
>Anon learns that law makers are retarded

>>74387826
the japanese are good christians

>>74387301
She is going to play CoD soon don't worry
>but I don't lik-
kys

>>74387355
It's not technically "prostitution".
You just pay for the girl to meet you and help you shower/bath. You pay for her "time".
Everything that happens afterwards is up to the girl and (You).

>>74387436
Funny thing is if she did a poll it would be overwhelmingly against what the loudest people in chat beg for

>>74388013
However they can list "services" but if they, god forbid, list sticking it in the vagoo they'll get shut down faster than you can blink.

>>74387963
that's soaking levels of christianity

IRyS is gonna wake up and immediately get drunk..

>>74388136
that's Mormons

>>74388160
I've done that everyday for years, wouldn't recommend it

>>74387391
That stream kicked so much ass.

>>74388483
Cut short because she got stuck, the shitpost VHS's were funny as hell though

>>74388748
She really seemed to like "Satan".