/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your unborn child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

I FUCKING HATE THAT I LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I DON'T WANT TO WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES AND ALSO BE JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

I’m a Callioperson.

I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

森りん頑張って !!

I love this adorable Reaper named Mori!

'ate ntrposting
'ate dadloops
'ate doxxbeats
Love my Mori
Simple as

>>7403697
>>7403739
>>7403772
>>7403781
>>7404241
Here goes nothing...
>Death-sensei is dead or retired and Mori is forced to replace him
>Mori is thrust into a new and terrifying world where she must navigate through hellish politics, governance, and bureaucracy. All while she uselessly struggles to maintain the beautiful art of killing as it is bastardized by those who did not understand Death-sensei’s vision nor respect Mori as their boss
>So consumed by work she can no longer find the time or the energy she once had to make music or even art, which was what she loved the most
Enter you, a lowly skeleton and an incompetent fuck-up, who through a great deal of luck (or misfortune) has found themselves the one and only servant to death. Being someone who is far lower in hell’s hierarchy than the great mistress you serve and incapable of doing even the most simple tasks without failure or mistake you are no better than a slave to be used and abused and unable to vent her feelings and emotions through her passion she uses every chance you give her to take it out on you.
There is only one saving grace, broken down by her new duties as death she is often too tired to take care of herself at night and as such a large part of your eternal servitude to her is to clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and put her to sleep.
What comes after is not so pleasant. There is one final part of your duty to her. One that was you were neither told nor would have understood if it were told to you. For once she is asleep you are to do your greatest task of all: RUN.
No matter where you go, where you hide, or what shred of safety you feel, what follows is inescapable. For at the stroke of midnight Mori awakens from her slumber possessed by the storm of passion she once had.
With all the beauty, grace, and terror of a master in their prime, she hunts you. In your hollow chest cavity, the terror you feel knowing that she is coming for you is inescapable.
Whether it takes her a few minutes or hours, she finds her prey. The game reaches its conclusion.
But at the moment before she severs your head from your spine when the ecstasy of the hunt reaches its peak, the mask of sadistic coldness she wears subsides into a smile and in that single brief moment where she is truly vulnerable, you see what few ever will again: her happiness, her joy, and even gratitude. In its own twisted way, having a single soul to hunt, a single being to use and abuse time and time again is enough to keep her sane and for a small time, happy.
The moment ends. The game comes to a close.
You will never be more than prey to her, a mere plaything thing to be broken and put back together, so pitiful that the fact you wake from the dark blackness of death after every time you play "death" with her is mercy. But you are hers, and as you are engulfed by the huntress' lust, she is yours.
It is said that the embrace of death is a cold one, but you know the truth. You know her warmth, her ability to make all the weight of the world disappear, and her comforting whispers:
"Will you die for me again?"

>>7406392
>wrong image size
FUCK

>>7406392
I want some proof that at least 3 of those replies wasn't one guy samefagging.

>>7406539
I-I don't know, I just wanted to write something...

https://twitter.com/modoki_kuma/status/1421851463555366914
>mori liked this
Not sure how I feel about them making mori that thick, but damn

>>7406277
Sweet pergola bro

>>7406539
Just let the dude post his story.

>>7406539
Sorry bro, they're all me

>>7406539
I'm not him, dunno about the other four tho
>>7406392
Ehh, that reads more like an outline of a story than an actual one

>>7406699
Unf

>>7406699
>Not sure how I feel about them making mori that thick
I'm completely fine with it. Our Mori is the best of course but it's nice seeing her thighs get some love in art like this

>>7406963
yeah... it was originally just written as an outline...

Who in their right mind would want to hurt Mori...

>>7407236
subhumans

>>7407236
Mori herself

>>7407288
He said in the right mind
>>7406699
Speaking of thick reapers,

>>7407236
Probably the same shitbag who slapped Senchou.

>>7407236
i would kill a man to protect her

>>7407362
Oh fuck, now that one pisses me off.

>>7407384
>expecting Marine to play the masochists and get turned on
>it's not a bit and she's genuinely hurt by it

>>7407362
>>7407384
what happened?

Cute...

>>7407488
https://youtu.be/BfC21ksAUzM

>>7407488
Trust me, man, you don't want to know.
It was in front of YAGOO too...

>>7407552
I want to sniff Calli's sweaty gym shorts post workout.

>>7407552
the entire mass of her ass and tits is five times her head

>>7407443
>>7407384
I know it's your job Mori, but I'm taking this kill. Sorry.

Is it hornyposting time?

>>7407636
mori just comes for pick up, not the deed itself, she's fine watching you do it (exception: you're off'ing yourself)

>>7407661
I don't like the way those collarbones are looking at me.

horny is fine to discharge for the beginning of the week

>>7407705
That was the first thing I noticed too, lmao. Fucking twitter crop.

>>7407650
Looking good

>>7406392
Not really a story, more of an outline. But If I'm being honest with you, I can see this be an actually decent story if you somehow managed to write it out and flesh it out a bit. Read these three 森カリオペ approved fics to help you improve and to get some knowledge on the subject.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQrAeUlsdZfYkJvZYDVVwLIcCDQGjcjrP8oQuiAns7IOteuV3ICDREmn8CpJO7aaiN2cUZq4G2GPuzM/pub

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTvfdGrE_e4K6XcJZ77NAnF2UBA7eh9tO5MbKI9oCw4TW4BuRP8P4IKRsz3Yt9Jm8N5jL-j7FGgC-fo/pub

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQSTGgDrFYS5fw_TX-WgytNYug2Kd8OwjHSS-9-tJ2cb-y-Wok-r6-rxVqsSSm7FtQilM6b1xgCPk0M/pub

God I love Ina so much

>>7407760
Me too but i love mori more

>>7407751
Forgot the fourth approved story
https://controlc.com/e6bea158

>>7407760
>not including that ina image to a "i love ina" post

>>7407799
booba!

>>7407780
Oh fuck, I was just talking about this fic in the last thread. Something about bittersweet endings always get me. At least everybody moved on and are living their lives.

So, will a collab show up this August?

>>7407236
I was born with the beastly urge to leave my lovers bruised. I can't help what I am.

I bet her slightly damp breasts smell wonderful.

>>7407866
>At least everybody moved on and are living their lives.
??? Read the last part. Mori and (you) are still hung up in the past.

>Three Years later…

>It was a strange thing to see her again. But you suppose “Remember to Forget” is an oxymoron your subconscious couldn’t get over. She’s doing well, great even. Her and Kiara are the same as they ever were, this whole livestreaming business must be good for them. But one night, on a day off after too many drinks, you make a decision. A test.

>Calli asks an innocent enough question, what was her Deadbeats’(cute name) favorite verse from any song. And it’s your chance

>Slapping down enough for a red superchat you send your answer

>“‘Our ship lies at anchor, she's ready to dock. I wish her safe landing, without any shock. If ever I should meet you by land or by sea I will always remember your kindness to me~.’ Hey this is a deadbeat with some taste! Big ups to AnonChama, I-wait...hold up a sec, deadbeats...Okay sorry, yeah but as it turns out your boy’s got an interest in sea shanties, or that one at least! Anyway, this one is from..”

>Pretty normal reaction, you think. Nothing special aside from that kinda weird pause, but that could be any number of things. You turn off her stream and head to bed.

>You wake up to the sound of your phone going off, but it’s not the alarm. Someone’s calling you on that old chat app you haven’t used in fucking forever. If some fucking Indian scammers have moved on to that things you’re gonna lose it, you think as you tap to answer your phone, letting out a yawn.

>“Uh, hello?”

>“A-Anon?” A female voice responds.

>And just like that, you’re torn wide open all over again.

>>7407751
>cuck and rape shit
>approved
Die.

I want Calli to continue to get along with her genmates while also enjoying herself and taking it easy.

>>7408026
>enjoying herself and taking it easy
Take your crazy hypotheticals elsewhere, we all know it's one or the other.

>>7408026
They are already getting along since just knowing mori, She doesn't just show it specially on social media and on stream

>enjoying herself and taking it easy
I hope so but she sure is workaholic

>>7408087
She's going on a vacation so I assume she'll be relaxing for a few days.

>>7407751
Kill yourself faggot

>>7407935
That's why you should kill yourself, because you're mentally ill faggot

>>7408116
the vacation is now anon
4 days, but more like 2 remaining

>>7407236
girls like it when you hurt them

Instead of the retarded fanfics, just post Mori love and move along until Mori comes back

>>7408308
Well there you go. I'm sure she's getting a fully nude massage as we speak.

>>7408332
Everybody likes it when faggots like you kill themselves

>>7408332
I think Mori prefer to be on the giving end.

Calli, breast cancer is no joke.

>>7408393
you do know that mori isn't real... right?

>>7408427
me on the left

>>7408427
Bigger breasts are at greater risk. She should be on top of that before it's too late I volunteer.

>>7407751
>Grab As Much (As You Can)
Really liking how petty Mori is in this one. Don’t know why, but it makes me laugh a bit.

>Tfw the cover will lag behind a 4 month old song

>>7408438
My point still stands, retard

>>7408392
Tbh i kinda hope her "vacations" are even a week long. She honestly deserves some good vacations and relaxation time

>>7406699
a shame that Kiara obstructs a lot of the view

>>7408600
For added frustration.

>>7408332
but she isn't a girl
she's a woman who deserves love and affection

>>7408575
i'm not sure i want to take advice from someone who gets visibly upset throws a tantrum when the internet makes a joke about hurting his favorite fictional cartoon character

>>7408626
Sure, take your meds instead

>>7408618
Why is Kiara always portrayed as so much shorter than Calli? They're, like, ten centimeters apart. That's nothing.

>>7408395
Nah

Death and taxes

God I want to like Mori's armpits

>>7408761
You see her ASMR? Mori definitely wouldn’t mind being a sadist.

>>7408839
She's already admitted that she has zero sexual initiative and would damn near have to be dragged into bed. Kiara's the same way but puts on airs better.

>>7408783
>MoRyS

>>7408867
ogey

>>7408980
Jesus she's not Charles Barkley. She's like 5'6".

>>7408990
>Sir Charles
>Not Giannis Antetokounmpo

MORI LOVE

>>7407751
We never did get a sequel to psycho killer did we? Would have love to see how that turned out. Especially with that the author revealed.

>>7408783
Fuck I meant to write lick

>>7408893
I just appreciate mamaloni's art.

>>7409017
Gura is the greek freak

>>7409062
The author is reworking it. Said that instead of one huge fic, it would be broken down into chapters. Which is fine with me, since I think with the way he was writing it, it would have been for the best. Though I'm a bit hyped for the Mori action.

i need more song reactions by people who matter.

>>7409097
>Said that instead of one huge fic, it would be broken down into chapters.
Nice, nice. Can’t wait to read it, been waiting for it ever since he release a few details about it. Hope he finishes soon.

>>7408867
You sure like putting words in people's mouths.

Mori is Mori

>>7407524
>next thing recommended by yewchewb is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZvL4F420-Y
Tasukatta na

>>7409262
That's not the only thing I'll put in your mouth, bitch.

>>7409175
Well, the author posted this update and the reason why he went with reworking it. Though I don't mind, guy has big plans and is fully committed to his story.

>>7406193
The good times are gonna be over soon. I'm going to miss you all when that time comes.

>>7409833
Nah, she'll be around for years.

>>7409845
dont respond to obvious bait you retard

>>7409389
Can’t wait for more schizophrenic Yandere Mori.

>>7409833
The 95% markup on the GRADUATING NOW rrat is already over, anon. You can try these other ones:

RRAT LIQUIDATION SALE pt.2: EVERYTHING MUST GO

>Undergoing Spetsnaz training in an undisclosed Black Sea training facility
>Addicted to FGO and is using all of her money to get Summer Kiara
>Flying to Italy to buy 5 new horn hats
>Washed away by the tide
>Went on a drunken bender and woke up a thousand miles away
>Left to kill the dad joke once and for all
>Training in the room of spirit and time
>Is bi and is staying at home masturbating to porn of Ame while her boyfriend licks her asshole
>Lost her smile like Shawn Michaels
>Taken out on the town by Watame
>Got Nihongo Jouzu'd one too many times
>Back on her reaping duties temporarily
>Had to take time off to contribute to the 1 million takodachi collage
>Listened to all 6 stages of "Everywhere at the End of Time"
>Is taking a break of that kit-kat bar
>forgot her meds
>Is collabing with Koopa Fortuna from the hololive global threads
>Is eliminating all other Mori alters so she can be The One
>Shadowverse training arc with Mousey
>Is writing her second novel for young adults, "The Powerful Reapers of Destiny"
>Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah
>Borrowed Watson's time machine so she can redo all of her past yabs
>Is secretly the Gundam SEED Movie's writer
>Is doing a RAP bootcamp for Gen5
>Started to become Yukihana Lamy
>Called Flare a nigger in front of yagoo
>Recording a double demon collab song
>Spilled her spaghetti and lost her poor meatball when it rolled out of the door
>Got a little too into roleplaying on obscure internet chatrooms
>In the process of ditching hololive to sign with Dr. Dre's label
>Cloning herself for the MoriDice collab/CalliMori rap battle
>Slipped into the calliopeople timeline
>Invading the dreams of all the deadbeats who miss her
>went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself
>left to search for the Dragon Balls so she can make her one wish that she can't pretend she don't wanna see come true
>she heard her activation phrase and was awakened to the reality that she was a Russian bioweapon raised in the states to be used against glorious nippon
>Finding more subtle ways to put roommate references into everything
>Started to care TOO much about hololive and took off early to distance herself from them
>Busy setting up multiple false accounts with vpns to donate during the all the celebrations happening during her absence
>Had to go into the offices at cover to receive her yearly corporate brainwashing
>Cares more about other vtubers than her fans
>she's learning EU4 after getting Paradox permissions
>Is fighting a losing battle trying to get her gaseous asseous under control
>Appearing as a special guest at E3
>Preparing for constant all night sex orgies with Okayu, Coco, A-chan and Coco
>Training for holofightz
>Watching the Coca Cola 600 in the grandstands of Charlotte Motor Speedway
>Furiously working on the D-side MV to Roki
>tied up in the holohouse's basement
>Flew all the way to Central Kansas just to go to a Golden Corral
>Started smuggling designer clothings with devil like gimmicks and accessories
>Became substitute coach for the Suns to lead them to victory over the Lakers
>Is turning black and regretting it
>Has gotten really into baking
>cucking mousey AND milky queen by having sex with Cali-P
>Visting Mr. Koro in the hospital
>her english school begged for her to sub in when the replacement teacher got covid and she likes kids so she couldn't say no
>Infiltrating cover offices to steal a gaint tako, mission impossible style
>Went back to elementary school so she could beat Gura in "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader"
>had IRyS problems
>actually won the gold in Trampoline Jumping
>had booba multiplication surgery
>Is secretly dubbing FFXVI
>Watched Hathaway's flash with Milky

>>7409899
>>addicted to FGO and is using all of her money to get summer kiara
update this one for koyanskaya

>>7409899
add this:
>TGRIALS MV is actually practice for Persona 6 OST

Wonder what the chances are for Bloodstained this week

>>7409984
i think is more likely that she will go for everhood this week

What kind of underwear do you think Calli wears? She doesn't strike me as the frilly lingerie or floss thong type.

>>7410041
strawberry pattern

>>7409997
I could see that, how far is she from finishing that?
>>7410041
Boyshorts because it would please my dick

>>7410041
Nothing at all

>>7410113
Boyshorts are a good choice. She'd need a narrow waist to pull them off, though.

So, Milky/Mori this coming weekend?

>>7410041
While she's not a thong type and boyshorts do sound calli-y, but she's also a bit of a week herself, so I like to imagine that once in a while she wears some cute pink shimagara panties, maybe slightly tight fitting

>>7410518
>Week
*weeb

I miss Mori. I was reading over an old fic and found it kind of funny that it predicted that horned cap she has.

>$1000 cap
>$1000 jacket
What other flashy, expensive items does Mori own?

>>7410877
my kokoro

>>7410877
She mentioned owning a pair of Jordans and you know those red boots couldn't have been cheap.

>>7409899
>>Watched Hathaway's flash with Milky
I fucking wish. If Mori was more /m/, I'd have gone full ghosting already

>>7410518
It's a bit perverted to speculate, but as I'm becoming increasingly convinced her gap moe isn't an elaborate ruse to catch more gachikois, I'd say it'd be completely reasonable to own some un-apologetically girly or sexy underwear for "reasons" she's too embarrassed to admit. She's already admitted as Mori to having a sizable bust that she had to learn to love, the ways to speculate are endless.

>>7411245
Reminder that she actually owns the nightwear from her daki

>>7411245
Yeah I had my doubts at first that she wasn't completely genuine but now I'm convinced that's just how she is.

>>7411245
15% badass
85% dumb chuuni

Oh no, she is in a parasocial relationship with me!

I hope her future originals will include a summary of what the message in her song is about

>>7411718
that's what listening is for

>>7411735
haha yeah it's not like people don't take her songs out of context

>>7411718
I don't. I really enjoy her lyric dives, especially the songs that are really close to her.

>>7411754
lyric dives are lyric dives. I just want a summary that's all

>>7411745
And what stops people from taking her summary out of context too? Creating a summary takes the soul out of songwriting.

>>7411804
It doesn't but I didn't say I want it to stop because it's unavoidable

So how are people on this general with shipping? Do you hate it? Is Takamori cool or cringe

>>7411854
I think shipping in general is cringe.

>>7411854
Takamori lore-wise is great.
Takamori in reality and during streams is cringe.

>>7411854
The art is great, but pretty much all the other aspects of it can go f-word themselves. Except Kiara's Sims streams, those kill my sides

>>7411854
There's a variety of people. I personally dislike shipping because it almost always leads to tribalism with who can ship with who. Although there's a lot of reasons why I dislike it that one is my top reason why I don't like it. If you were friends before hololive then just interact them like normal as you were when you join

holo x you is the only acceptable thing for me

Deadbeats... where is she?

>>7411954
/here/ with us

>>7411930
>>7411933
I find myself really loving the ship-centric fanart and comics people make because they lean more on what the pairings are lore-wise and have no real pretense of uncovering secretly totally real irl couples. Takamori fluff is really cute BC it takes the best of what calli and Kiara are in theory rather than Takamori in practice , which feels like pulling teeth.
Meanwhile amesame is great always tehe

So, uh, what happened to shadowverse sunday?

>>7412078
Shadowverse arc is over anon though I am curious about who was her supposed 3rd collab partner.

>>7411954
In our hearts

>>7412104
But she said she'll play more... she promosed.

>>7412141
off stream probably, and it's for the best

>>7412141
Her game backlog is more important and I'm glad for this

>>7412078
Don't. You. Fucking. DARE. Remind her.

>>7406378
This is Kaoru with boobs....

>>7411745
it really is funny seeing autistic anime fans being confronted with someone expressing emotions healthily through art where they dont just directly state what they feel and thinking it must be some suicidal menhera episode

>>7411854
Like everything else, it was fun until people start spamming it out of context. I remember when Mori was doing lyric dive for bully, it was supposedly kino moment as Mori starts talking about how her hurting her friends(nah its definitely about deadbeats), but Takamorifags just kept on spamming "IS IT ABOUT KIARA" on the ytc, I think it was the only time I genuinely felt like killing someone in the chat.

>>7412224
I think a lot of anime fan people are unequipped for interacting with art normally. There's a lot of concern for finding the one true solution to what things mean like it's a matpat game theory episode rather than simply analyzing art and forming a personal opinion about it.
Like no Calli isn't sending a secret specific message she's making a song and that's fine

you're so fucking special

>>7412292
I'm glad she was clear about what Envy Baby is about since we could've gotten the same thing. But at the same time, there's probably narratives about it being about takamori

>>7411854
Like everything else, it was fun until people start spamming it out of context. I remember during mori lyric dive for bully, it was a supposedly kino moment as Mori starts talking about how she is hurting her friends(nah its definitely about deadbeats), but Takamorifags just kept on spamming "IS IT ABOUT KIARA" on the ytc, I think it was the only time I genuinely felt like killing someone in the chat.

>>7412306
She even said multiple times that she intentionally adds vagueness to her songs so that they connect to the individual in their own way. There is no one true "meaning" to her music. But of course retards don't understand this.

>>7412371
Chat is absolutely unbearable sometimes and I hate that normal people have to pay the consequences
I'm just a guy looking at girls streaming. Why should I have to feel complicit in the frustration and suffering of a streamer because unfunny retards have to spam "bottom left" "fubuki cat" "KIARA" "Hi honey" every chance they get.

>>7412377
I think people just wanna know what she was thinking of when she wrote those.

>>7412309
BUT I'M A CREEP

https://twitter.com/Odyssey___21/status/1422142300583464961

>>7412437
Circle it in red, point and it and explain the metaphor, then explain it again

>>7412531
...You lost me.

>>7412527
Short hair sucks and is inferior to long hair and always has and always will.

>>7412531
Retardchama...

>>7412527
Woo, that stocking texture. The dangly bits are on the wrong side though.

>>7412570
I also prefer long hair, but this is still SEX

>>7412527
Short hair is so fucking sexy on Mori, too bad it's underappreciated

>>7406193
I don't watch morry but damn she's hot. I wish she got more hentai

https://youtu.be/dxdSgkCiqYA
Riri-chan sing

how many days until the empress' return?

>>7412306
yea i think bringing up game theory is a really good point because among younger viewers especially bullshit youtube critics make people think this is what art is about and its agonizing. force everything into a rigid box and view it only through the Correct lens, don't even consider engaging with what it makes you think and feel, just think about solving it.

>>7413231
TTRPG is going as scheduled so maximum 33 hours 47 minutes barring delays

>>7413231
Dad'll be back in about 2 days' time for the TTRPG.

>>7413284
It's good to hear your real father will fuck you in the ass in 2 days, but anon was asking about Mori, faggot

>>7413284
oh no what have you wrought upon this thread

>>7412104
Cygames canceled the sponsorship after the tournament bombed hard
People talked about the intermission more than the game

>>7408690
It's way hotter that way.

>>7413342
Mori will be back in 2 days. Shame that anon will miss it while his dad is doing that, huh?

>>7412104
I do wonder who the mystery guest was that got canned.
Also didn't she originally plan for 3 mystery guest Shadowverse collabs?

>>7413959
it might've been fae, you know getting her used to her opponents before the tourney

>>7407236
IDK this may just be a virgin incel fantasy but I've always thought that the idea of beatings is hot, giving and receiving. Mori most definitely wouldn't be into either, though.

>>7413758
really? any source on this?

>>7414094
The voices in his head.
especially since most of Mori's shadowverse streams weren't sponsored in the first place

>>7410041
I thought I read somewhere that Calli said she does have a pair of thongs?

>>7406258
>>7406277
We missed the timeline where we got to be Kawaiiopeople.

I keep going back and listening to mori humming her own songs for asmr, its so comfy and relaxing and I pray to god she does something like that again

>>7414148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gbpHe1S4ic
She has worn it and find them nice and comfy, not exactly surprising for a girl to own a pair or two, has to hide those panty lines when wearing tight dresses.

>>7413342
Kinda rude, ngl.

>>7414305
She said a soft singing ASMR might happen

>>7411854
I think that unironic shipping is cringe as hell but that won't stop me from posting THEY ARE everytime two of them interact.
As for Takamori I think that they are a pretty good duo, Kiara is one of the best collab partners for Mori and kino streams have come out of it.

>>7412570
IRL yeah short hair makes most women just look like lesbians but in fanart, short haired Mori makes my heart bleed

>>7414329
Kinda rude to call a woman you aren't friends with Dad despite her saying she doesn't appreciate it.

>>7414073
>Calliope "I'll fight you deadbeats!" Mori
>not into beatings
Maybe not sexually, but hey, it's only one step away.

Seethe more anti dadfags you’re just jealous you don’t get interaction with your oshi like we do

>>7414360
Honestly, their chemistry has fallen off quite a bit ever since Kiara moved back to Austria. Bonebros (reminds me of Bill&Ted) and InaMori (kino pairing) are probably the better pairings right now.

>>7414500
Try taking your meds, faggot

>>7414511
I don't see it, the Gura/Mori interactions fall extremely flat for me.
And the doot battle wasn't even a good collab

>>7414536
>spoiler

How dare you, it was. They were comfortable with each other and just goofing off with a friedn things you rarely see mori do nowadays

>>7414511
Agreed, Bonebros for life

>>7414511
I completely disagree, the Takamori collabs are the only ones where Mori is actually completely relaxed, obvious exception being the Bleach shilling.

>>7414536
>extremely flat
Heh
Rude.

>>7414500
Desperate crying directed at no one; who’s the one coping here?

>>7414644
You know he's mostly right

>>7414631
Nah, you're just blind

>>7414654
If you mean they're being treated like retards, you might be actually correct.

>>7414698
No i meant this

>jealous you don’t get interaction with your oshi like we do

>>7414487
>wrestling with Mori

>>7414728
She does seem like the kinda girl who grew up watching WWE

>>7414631
She’s most comfortable with Kiara and Gura. It’s obvious she loves the others as well but has an easier time collabing/talking with them in a group.

>>7414631
What? Bleach shilling stream is literally one of their best collab because Mori is actually excited about the game. Do you prefer those Takamori collabs where Mori barely reacts to what Kiara is saying? sv, clubhouse, some parts of it2.

>>7414726
>haha I got called out for being annoying and one-note!
>you’re jealous of the interaction I just got!
Ogey

>>7414756
Honestly i found the highs of ITT way better than the bleach collab.
I just wanted to single that one out because Mori was clearly more on edge.

>>7414728
Yep. Purely as bros. Without making it weird.

>>7414771
A Way Out still mogs IT2 as the best coop game playthrough

>>7414771
With the exception of off collabs, I feel like Mori’s collabs in general go a bit better if she’s a little nervous for them. Don’t know why.

>>7414770
>>haha I got called out for being annoying and one-note!
ok but why are you talking about yourself

>>7414770
Literally read my replies. If you're that allergic to the truth just say it and i won't mention the D word again

>>7414726
I was referring to that. They can get interaction where they're being treated like retards. I wouldn't be proud of that.

>>7414814
?? What universe are you from where nervous Mori is more entertaining?

>>7414814
What kind of faggot are you?

>>7414830
>Seethe more anti dadfags you’re just jealous you don’t get interaction with your oshi like we do

literally reading comprehension reps

>>7414803
Benefits of when they were still in same timezone. Mori was pulling really late nights for ITT

>>7414897
Mori was either sleepy or out of energy in those ITT collabs

>>7414893
Same for you if you still don't understand

>>7414897
>>7414915
Yes, Mori was either sleepy or out of energy, but TZ is definitely not a good excuse, stream was on her usual night jst time slot.

>>7414893
Please explain a typical “interaction scenario”. I’m not following

>>7414845
Not completely nervous, just a little. You don’t think she was nervous for all the ttrpg collabs? Obviously I don’t mean meme review levels of nervousness.

>>7414996
>You don’t think she was nervous for all the ttrpg collabs?
I mean, I suppose so but "nervous" is not the first word I would use to describe her during those streams. She seemed about as relaxed as she could be while still being focused on GMing.
Anyway her comfy SC reading or wine party streams are her bread and butter and she's not really nervous in those

>>7414897
Not really, the game was perfectly within her regular timeslot.
>>7414803
True, but the game is also just a better viewing experience.
Though I believe them when they say that ITT was more fun to play

>>7415087
I agree, just chatting with Mori is the best, not if only I could be unshadowbanned…

I think she's kinda like Ame in that no matter how close they are with each other, it takes more effort to dish out a good collab stream. Ame is better than this but in the end both prefer to just stream by themselves and do their own solo thing

>>7414936
>>7414987
Do your "accepting the truth reps"

there was like 1 episode of ITT where she was out of it, you recency bias fags just let it paint the whole playthrough because it was the final one
she even got Kiara out of a slump in a previous one with her silly antics

>>7415140
accept what

>>7415149
If you count the planned first episode of ITT than there's 2, because man that Clubhouse collab was by far Mori's worst collab.
At least Lethal League you had the game to blame.

>>7415149
Yeah, the majority of ITT playthrough was really good, and the end was kino. The problem was mostly with the game just being more boring to watch in general, there were a lot of slow sections.

>>7415182
Deez nuts

>>7415200
lol

>open thread
>timeloops and schizoposting
Alright sickos, you know the deal.

Close this fucking thread and go do your reps. You got better shit to do than talk about the same shit for the nth time.

I'll be back in 9 hours and I expect results from all of you.

>>7415140
t.faggot who can't accept he's a retard and being treated as such

>>7415252
Sure

>>7415247
Fuck you Mori. I'm at work for the next 9 hours.

>>7415318
Same I’m stuck at work for 9 more hours, even time loops are more interesting….

>>7415247
I don't even have the strenght to do my drawing reps, maybe in the middle of the night i'll do

The hololive bossa nova playlist is great, I think I like it even more than the lofi one. Kinda mad there’s no en songs though.
https://youtu.be/VPBqpyub4Kc

Mori is cringe, I only like her because of her big tits. Post big titty Calli pics, thanks.

>>7411245
>but as I'm becoming increasingly convinced her gap moe isn't an elaborate ruse to catch more gachikois
???
How would anyone who's seen her streams come to this conclusion in the first place? Sounds like the same people who said her first reactions to SCs were bait...

>>7415771
you first

>>7415859
I mean there are people that still believe that she, and Kiara, read SC purely to bait more SC.
It's really not worth talking to the mentally ill

Okay guys seriously though when do I wake up from this nightmare and wake up to my wife Calliope hugging me in bed?

I want to wake up with her in my arms, her long flowing hair to comb my fingers through, her gorgeous face close to mine, she'd be drooling on her pillow and she would talk in her sleep. Life would be perfect if she was mine. If I woke up like this I would hug her like my life depended on it, and it would be a good six hours before I considered letting go, but I would only let go so we could get out of bed.

>>7415862
I can't. All my shit is NSFW.

>>7415919
When it’s your time, I’m waiting too, one day…

>>7415200
gottem

>>7411854
Used to hate it. Now it makes me horny.

>>7411854
Literally made for threesomes.
Which makes it a shame that there isn't enough art of that

>>7412527
Is that some more short-haired Mori? God, my fucking DICK.

>>7411854
It’s fine when it’s not out of control. I think the friendship is cute and the art can be super hot.

>>7411854
Takamori is fine so long as I can be in the middle of it.
The only acceptable ship is MexMori but if my boy wants to bring friends for spice that's her prerogative.

If karaoke with Milky happens this week, I think we'll see Mori fully in her element when it comes to collabs (the face-to-face factor seems to be one of the biggest for Mori)

>>7416252
Plus she’s been friends with Milky a long time. Only thing I’m worried about is the audio scuff. I really hope she gets it fixed.

>>7415859
When you have been on this website as long as i have your look on women can be pretty negative times especially because my home board being /a/.
So i had opinion of all vtubers being fake for very long time and didn't believe women like Mori even existed anymore.

Funny how Mori is pretty liked around /a/ even when they mostly despite vtubers and her association to their worst enemy anitubers.

>>7416252
Counterpoint, she's gonna fuck over her sound settings somehow and go into full doomer mode again

>>7416462
Honestly /vt/ is the only place I’ve seen that really hates Mori for some reason. Objectively she’s not perfect, but she’s a genuinely nice person and she works hard.

I know you browse this board Calli so I want to say I fucking love you bitch and I hope you have a good fucking vacation

If you’re here Mori, I love and miss you a lot, but I hope you’re having fun!

So if ttrpg is tomorrow we should get a Mori schedule at some point today maybe?

Ope you dumb slut I want to slam you down and bust a nut in your guts. Bet you post here and get off to the attention you cumbrain slag.

>>7416785
Nah, TTRPG is on everyone else's schedules so it's not really necessary to force it that day. She can use that day of TTRPG to prepare schedule/confirm karaoke if it's happening

>>7416569
>and I hope you have a good fucking vacation
This desu

MORI LOVE
CALLI LOVE
OPE LOVE
I LOVE ALL PARTS OF MORI CALLIOPE OF HOLOLIVE EN

>>7414749
She's mentioned watching backyard wrestling a few times

>>7417001
Even the self-deprecating ones? Even the spiteful ones?

>>7417143
I know it won’t happen, but I feel like watching holofightz with Mori would be a lot of fun.

>Haachama’s making kakigori

>>7417504
Yes. I love her for who she is, all the good and bad.

>>7416569
>>7416956
She is. With me.

>>7418234
t.rice bitch

I love my Oshi Prrl Caoolrsh!

>>7419063
The Extended Universe has become a Multiverse, and now, we explore it.

>>7419089
The guy who did the mv is like a typesetting god or something. Hope he gets more mvs comossioned.

i love this dork

>>7407661
>>7407705
>MATOI RYUKO

>>7419396
>KIRYUUIN SATSUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>7419452
I miss Cori Malliope

>>7419537
Hopefully that collab for PSO happens, Mori had a ton of fun with it

Kinda slow day.

Though I noticed that TGRIALS' pace is faster than Envy Baby. The former's lead is just >200k.

I'd Imagine this'd hit more than RIP if this was her introduction song, along with that MV

>>7419644
I’m not surprised, alot of casual still seem to not realize Mori released a full ep along with Red. I saw people asking what song she was singing when she was humming Bully in asmr before.

>>7419644
I doubt that desu, it being only about half in english and all.

>>7416511
counter-counterpoint: do you have to be such a doomfag all the fucking time?

>>7419644
Envy is surprisingly slow compared to Roki and getcha. What a shame, felt like it was a much deeper song compared to the other 2, even though it might not sound as impressive.

>>7420164
For me personally, I think Mori’s singing is great in it and her translation is good too, but I’m not the biggest fan of the song itself. Also I wish it was longer, feels like it’s over right when I start to get into it.

>>7420164
I like it a lot. It's not as bombastic and confident as Roki or Getcha, with the old 'Nothing Lasts' messaging slipping back in- but it feels like it's got a lot of Mori in it.

>>7420229
Pretty much this. Roki is a certified banger and envy is like... eh. Love her singing, love the translation, don't love the song.

>>7420391
I will say I was glad it wasn’t another King cover. I know it probably won’t be the case but I hope the cover with a genmate is translated by her as well.

>>7420229
All of Kanarias songs are pretty short and sweet for vocaloid tracks. Interesting to see how she deviates from other Vocaloid producers. Mori did a great job with what she had like usual, her mid range between Soprano/bass voicing is really good, and she can hit that higher range, albeit with some struggle right now as well. Looking forward to Moris future works as always.

>>7420164
It's not nearly as good as Roki

Schedule doko?

>>7420229
>>7420391
I don't think her singing is bad in envy, but after re-listening to Roki, her singing in envy just pales in comparison. I am thinking the pitch that she sang in envy just isn't something she can handle well yet, kudos to trying though.
>>7420356
>'Nothing Lasts'
I don't think this is the message in Roki? I think the message is something similar to bully.

>>7420391
I don't think she had enough confidence in her singing voice to do a tougher song like Ussewa or King, and even pitched this down because she didn't think she could hit the notes. I think it would help a ton if someone whose singing she admires (Suisei, AZKi) really encouraged her to step out of the comfort zone she has

I agree that the cover sounded lovely, because it was her doing it and doing something different. The song itself isn't my thing. She wants to go back to doing originals because then there's no worries about adapting meanings or making a song saturate uploads.

https://twitter.com/_set___/status/1422243917899046915

>>7420704
>I don't think this is the message in Roki?
No, it snuck back in with Envy Baby is what I mean.

>>7421024
Ah, I meant to say Envy baby, Roki is a typo.

>>7421130
Sorry to say that there's a lot of it in Envy, bud.

>>7420708
She needs to go train with the teacher that helps Watame.

>>7420972
Based, Mori absolutely lives rent free in this fembeat’s head.

>>7421377
how does she do it?

heh, I know the picture doesn't carry same meaning for nips but it's just funny
https://twitter.com/kanademimimi/status/1422244039919738885

>>7421545
And a .zip file to you too, Mimi-chan.

>>7421545
It shouldn't carry the same meaning for you either, those swastikas are going clockwise.

>>7421427
Mori is hot as hell to other women. If she was gay she could have a girlfriend instantly.

>>7421719
is there any particular trait in Mori that would make women gay for her? I mean the times I would think she'd be hot to other women would just be based on first impression but she's pretty normal albeit somewhat socially stunted. The wigger stuff isn't doing her justice either.

>>7421937
Low maintenance, will do anything for you if you earn her affection, sexy when rapping, good with children. Sex low voice. I don’t really know if there’s one particular trait but I asked some female friends and they all seem to think she’s sexy.

>>7421937
She has all the desirable traits - she's cool but can be dorky and fun. She's hard-working and goal-oriented, knows what she wants and gets it. She's talented and famous but humble and kind. She's handsome.
She's a dream boyfriend, except she's a girl.
Be like Mori and women will love you too.

>>7422098
>my main point of divergence from Mori is that I don't rap
Should I... start?

https://youtu.be/By19Fr1_mgc?t=8665
I was watching some old VODs and I just found Gura talking about goldfish.

>>7422136
It doesn't have to be rap, but being good at music in general is a huge plus.

>>7422249
THEY ARE?

>>7422249
I feel like these two are literally siblings in all but blood.

>Gura IS Mori's sister
>The "family emergency" was having to dissuade big-sis from lopping off her melons
Tragedy averted

>>7423030
>Gura’s latest twitter banner includes her holding a melon
Holy shit it’s real!

The end is approaching so what better time than now for some Mori Love.

>>7424805
I want to love Mori.

>>7424893
Don't we all

>>7421937
Just the right amount boyish to make lesbians wet.
>wigger stuff isn't doing her justice
Speak for yourself, my dog with a W.

[News] Kiara found Mori's cabin

>>7425211
Kek what did she say about it?

>>7425256
Nothing. She was flying by and just happened to pass by it. Coordinates were on screen at the time though, so Mori should be able to get back to it if she ever wants to.

>>7425485
Got it, I mean if I recall she just went straight from Ame’s house to make it easy to find anyways.

>>7425485
grab the coords and I might SC them to her on the next MC stream, as rare as her looking at the chat is during those

https://twitter.com/Egocider/status/1421624790398365697
Mori's moth friend going ham with her model again

>>7426164
Who?

>>7426195
another deadbeat who has mori as an inspiration, apparently she is one of the reasons why egocider is a vtuber nowadays, she mentioned it soon after mori started following her on twitter

How much alcohol does she drink per day in order to claim that she can't feel anything after a bottle of wine?

>>7426378
Enough to be called an alcoholic. And no, I ain't joking.

>>7426378
she never felt a lot from wine, she's a naturally high alcohol tolerance
>>7426446
alcoholism has nothing to do with volume of consumed alcohol you dumb ape