/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNGF3Nz28ks

She's actually my wife.

>>74201837
cute

I have watched this girl for many years and I have come to the conclusion that she has never actually had sex

GIWTWM

>>74201837
I'm not usually a fan of his art, but that's pretty good!

>>74202076
what led you to that conclusion?

My Gurrito and bloopy cushion are on there way!

Sex with a fembud.

I want this, badly.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>74202580
samen

Baguraette honhonhon

>>74202515
>*Le touché*

Consider the following:
Goobastank

>>74203008

>>74202244
It can take a long time to notice it, but it starts to stand out after a while. There's no specific moment that makes me realize it.
You just sense it.

>>74203076
Yup. No other ways about it. I can sense the same feeling too. Our little retard is a virgin. No doubt.

>>74203076
based hogwarts admission officer

does rubbing cunnys together count as sex?
asking for a friend

>>74203582
Yes.

>>74203582
Clitties smashing each other

Has an artist drawn Gura sitting on an oversized cutting board surrounded by crackers, meats and cheeses while using the fingers of one hand to spread herself open? That is to say... are there shark coochie board drawings out there?

goob morning

Day 3! Give it up for day 3!

My tommy horts chumbies… why did I eat that dried squid

>>74204398

>>74204429
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>74204429
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>74204398
GWS
>>74204429
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>74204198
https://litter.catbox.moe/jdptk0.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/sah1fc.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/55d7e3.png
uhh, there's this

>>74204398
I bet you don’t even have any 7up to help ease your tummy. Sucker.

>>74204609
ywn play tictac toe on gura's tum tum

>>74204609
Pretty close. TY, bub.

>>74204687
For me it's Canada Dry.

>>74204687
I should've bought some fizzy drink

I feel like 2009 was a weird year. Like something was different. Like we were father away from the Sun or something. Do you guys feel that too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNGF3Nz28ks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNGF3Nz28ks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNGF3Nz28ks

>>74204956
I’ll try that instead next time

>>74205076
Are you watching cool Youtube videos about space and time?

>>74201837
>>74205142
i wish it was easier to screencap/webm these, it's annoying that they're videos

semen

>>74205758
Gura drinks

>>74205802
mine

>>74205372
No I was listening to an old radio show broadcast that aired in 2009.

MY wife

Sex with Gura.

>>74206213
yes I have, every day!

>>74204337
Nigger
We told you already, krab posting stars at 2 weeks

>>74206385
>Implying only getting one stream every 2 weeks is acceptable
We shouldn't allow anything worse than MWF

>>74206547
If we actually got one stream per week consistently then it would be way better than how things have been the past two years.

>>74206547
>>74206714
I want to live in a world where either of those happen.

>>74206714
This is her job. Streaming once per week means she doesn't give a fuck about her fans and only streams to collect our money. 3 streams a week is as lazy as she should be allowed to be

i miss my shark wife

>>74206857
>>74206743
>>74206714
>>74206547
>>74206385

>>74205372
Although, if you want some mind fuck, quantum entanglement is pretty nutty.
I remember in Mass Effect, they used the manipulation of quantum entanglement to transfer information faster than the speed of light. I wonder if that’s really possible..?

>>74202143
>>74202565
same desu

>>74205142
Captured the feel of that scene perfectly.

>>74207002
Apparently it's not, as that's not actually how entanglement works. Changing the state of one particle doesn't actually change the other. A very common misconception that's only recently being corrected
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/quantum-entanglement-isnt-all-that-spooky-after-all1/

Gurass

>>74207746
sleep tight buddy

>>74207746
Oyasame

>>74207746
sharkdreams

>>74208617
why would you do this, gura?

Gura is MY real onahole

Holy shit, I can't believe Gura is streaming consistently again with schedule!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNGF3Nz28ks

would goob enjoy helldivers?

>>74208617

>>74208617

Why doesn't she use her animated opening anymore? She's had more than enough time to square that away...

>>74209379
Remember after that released and she said we'd be hearing it a lot more? Haha, yeah...

>>74208791
bizarrobud please open the portal and let me in...

>>74209379
I assume she's using a different pc and she's not tech savvy enough/can't be bothered to store her stream files in cloud storage or something.

Do you think Gura is a stinky?

>>74209990
ye

Did you guys buy more Gura nedoroids with the reissue? Pre-orders going until the 24th if you didn't do that already.

>>74209379
The animated opening became part of the collage.

>>74210120
no, I kinda lost interest in merch

>>74210120
No but I will be buying the Korone figure on that same site

>>74208939
If she liked dwarf game she’ll like helldivers. The only issue is finding people who’d want to play it since there aren’t too many shooter playing holoens.

>>74210120
Yeah. It's so cheap now that I finally got it.

It's funny because Gura's bare minimum is 0 streams.

>>74210553
can't really tell at this point if he was serious or sarcastic

I want to by a crotch rocket and slap a Gura itasha on it so badly.

>>74210655
why would you buy a rocket for your crotch? wouldn't it hurt?

>>74210553
It's this kind of comment that makes her NOT want to stream

>>74204429
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>74210706
That's not true, she wouldn't stream even if 100% of the comments were positive and you know that.

I should really stop eating those squid snacks

>>74210706
If anything more people should be commenting like that instead of pretending like how little she streams is actually perfectly fine. You get nowhere normalizing her bad behavior.

>>74211235
You guys speak of her like she's a child or pet

>>74211235
>You get nowhere normalizing her bad behavior.
And if you watched the stream you would know she even pointed out herself that she knows she's barely been streaming to us. There is literally no point in continuing to harp on it when she's well aware it's an issue.

>>74211315
Well she's certainly not acting like a responsible adult by not addressing her constant disappearances.

>>74211235
Lol. She has no intention of changing, it's been like this for close to 2 years now. She was paying lip service.

>>74211345
No. They should keep harping on it till she actually does something about how little she streams.

she's just a lil slow, pls undastand.

idk about you guys but I've hit full apathy with Gura now. I don't care if she streams or not, Henya replaced her as my oshi anyway.
All I wanted was more karaoke and an album and she would still be my kamioshi but she burned all good will and patience. Maybe that's what she wanted.

>>74211484
That seems like a pointless endeavor that does nothing but wear down on the patience of everyone else towards the small vocal minority thats stirring shit up. Especially because she is aware of it. No one can control her urge to stream. Trying to force it with bitching just makes you look like a jackass.

>>74211850
Then leave? Stay in the vshojo thread and don't come back.

>>74211925
I don't have to physically move anywhere retard, I can have multiple threads open and so can you.
And I never said I don't like Gura, just that her attitude and lack of work ethic instilled extreme apathy rather than devotion as an idol should work towards

>>74211867
Constantly giving her praise and other meaningless comments is also pointless, yet you're not making any argument that people should stop doing them. If it's all pointless, then there's nothing wrong with more of the comments she does see be more critical of behavior.

>>74212051
>I don't have to physically move anywhere retard
yeah, I wouldn't expect you to move your fat ass, you fat tub of lard...

>>74212151
Thanks for admitting what you said was dumb

he's back

>>74212102
nta, but I strongly doubt she reads comments anymore.

>>74212051
>her attitude and lack of work ethic instilled extreme apathy rather than devotion as an idol should work towards
Should tell Gura that because she still views herself as doing the right thing in terms of being an idol.

>>74212286
Oh boy another boogeyman!

>>74212299
She was reading them last stream.

>>74212286
judging by the hands and feet this guy would still be massive if he was thinner, imagine what a monster this guy could be if he lost like half the weight and started lifting.

>>74212411
Would

>>74212411
Imagine how warm and soft this tummy is...

>>74212424
I don't meant live chat comments, I'm talking about comment section comments.

>>74212543 (me)
mean*

>>74212348
Maybe she is to normalfags. For me though her behavior has only made it harder to enjoy when she does come back.

>>74212515
I want to feel it from the inside and outside at the same time

>>74212624
Then tell her that. You seem to have a different definition of idol than she does (maybe even Cover in general since they don't make talents stream)

>>74212702
Yeh lemme just contact her real quick on my sharkphone
Captcha: DUMW

>>74212543
Maybe she does or doesn't. Maybe someone she's acquainted with does or doesn't. Doesn't change that there is no reason more of the comments in general shouldn't be critical.

>>74212762
When she streams. Leave a comment. It's what everyone else does. Since you're supposedly detached anyways, it should be no skin off your back.

>>74212543
She does. A day after the stream like she told us. What she doesn't do is sort by new, only idiots do that.

what the chumbies up to tonight?

I bought her membership but missed both live streams. When do you think I can use her emotes again?

>>74213037
>like she told us
when? 3 years ago? I don't believe she still does.

>>74207002
Multiple universes might be there outside of own. that's a real theory. We're too dumb currently, but I hope to see us become a type 1 civilization.
We might get some real answers about the universe.
Space is so cool and scary.

>>74213041
I am playing civ6

I just goomed to Gura

>>74213037
I remember in her first Elden Ring stream she said she'd read the comments only for her Elden Ring stream after that to show that she clearly didn't read any of the comments. She might sometimes read the comments, but you really can't take her at her word when she says she reads them. She should reference which comments she reads or like the comments if she really does read them.

>>74213041
Unpacking all my stuff after a weekend fishing trip. Ate a lot of cod.Rivers are the healthiest they've been in 15 years. And now that I'm back, I want to eat Gura's mound.

>>74213360
what did she say or do that showed she didn't read the comments?

>>74212946
This is a really strange way of shutting down criticism. If she was like this for a couple weeks or months then sure, maybe a comment would have a chance of changing something. But nearly 2 years in to this behavior you know just as well as I do that she does not give a single fuck about comments from anyone.

>>74213416
Why is she naked?

>>74213416
T u T

>>74213562
It was general advice for the game. Like that she should grind off stream or ways to make it easier for her, only for her to just stumble around next stream with no direction and rage quit.

>>74213631
>really strange way of shutting down criticism
I'm literally saying you should try to criticize her directly. Are you stupid?

>>74213796
Anon you are talking to another shitposter just like you, are you stupid?

when will you understand? she doesn't owe you anything and you niggers are also contributing to her decision to not stream by blaming her and her alone and not all the parties, I'm talking about Cover, and to some extent, her genmates

>>74213747
oh I see

>>74213796
No you're not, you're purposefully "suggesting" a form of criticism which you know to be ineffective which is just a snarky and frankly womanly way of telling someone to stfu.
Just say what you mean and I'd respect your post more. But I guess you learned communication skills from Gura :^)

>>74213864
People have tried to email Cover, but no one really knows if that did anything since there's no real feedback.

>>74213864
why do you "people" always lie about Gura and imply that she is ungrateful when she herself said the opposite on multiple occasions?

>>74213927
Attempting to criticize the person in question directly is more effective than you just whining in this thread.

Stop shitposting

>>74214072
Not true when the person in question has deflected all criticism in ~2 years.
If you don't like people's unfiltered opinions you should post on leddit

>>74213927
Okay allow me to say it instead then: ALL forms of criticism are in this case ineffective, and as a direct result of that, there is literally no point to you doing it, so just shut the fuck up.

>>74214129
Then what's the point of this thread

>>74214158
To have a (1) in the tab title only when it needs to be bumped, or on the rare occasion there is something new. As a form of user-driven notification. That's the purpose and getting in the way of that actually detracts from the purpose,

>>74213971
she should be, that's the point
>worst rigging
>cheap MV's and music productions compared to the JP and probably made in a rush
>her very first 3D live got cut in half
>her birthday 3D live has been delayed for years
>her Kyun Vampire Girl cover was axed because of neglectful management, effort and money wasted for nothing. but they could get Suisei into the imas collab, clearly there's nothing wrong here
>can't upload Skyrim shorts/videos
>wanted to do some project and your manager quoted 200k
>asked for game permissions and got scolded at
>Cover doesn't tard wrangle Kiara at all but suspended Vesper over some nothingburger, in other words they don't care about Gura's well-being
>"a win for me is a win for hololive" they expect her to be a corpo slave for them
>they use her twitter account against her will
>they opened a whole new subsidiary company so that selling Gura merch is easier for them
>Uproar or the absolute shitter of a gen already received their anniversary live https://youtu.be/Mn3UcCIbjHI meanwhile Gura's gen...
>Gura was literally ranting about how she had too many meetings

All those words just to be a Kiara anti post in the fucking Gura thread
Ramao

Is Gura still promoting Sendai? Why does she not talk about it anymore? Is Taiwan paying her more money?

>>74214329
>Gura
>Shilling things

>>74214272
>3D lives are irrelevant
no retard it's her MAIN passion https://youtu.be/J3w3hY_3XnM?t=14090

>>74213041
i'm gonna build one of these tomorrow because fuck paying $20 for a stick with a rope
i want big meaty forearms

>>74214118
She didn't need to deflect anything when people barely said anything. Sorry that pointing out how your whining in this thread doesn't accomplish anything.

>>74213079
In the comments whenever you want.

bots please shut down

>>74213927
nta, but YOU know that whining anonymously in /ggg/ is MORE ineffective. Anon is suggesting something more direct, which you are then inverting into somehow meaning the opposite by inserting your own retarded invented subtextual headcanon of what anon meant, because it's the only way to rationalize him as meaning what you wanted him to mean - probably because it's the opposite of what he said, because it's the opposite of what he meant
(You) are the one who is acting like a catty, backbiting woman who sees hidden meanings in your Froot Loops, and it is (You) whose communication skills are somehow even worse than Gura's, because you literally interpret everything to mean its opposite and specifically go out of your way to reach out to people, but only in the places where they are LESS likely to see you
Either stop doing the exact opposite of correct communication while simultaneously complaining about other peoples' poor communication, or you are a retard who should kill yourself and your parents

>>74214493
Nothing is effective which is why the only purpose of this thread is shitposting

>>74214394
Bad faith, anyone who watched her streams or looked at the comments knows that many many people tried to tell her the issues and it took months for her to say anything about it...only to continue the behavior anyway. So yes she deflected at best and lied at worst

when I wake up there will be activity, a frame or both. I BELIEB!

>>74214493
>just comment more bro!
>send her supas, she'll change!
>keep trying, ignore all evidence that it does nothing!
Lol. I hope for your sake you never get into a real relationship cause that bitch will walk all over you

>>74214846
Gura no!

>>74214118
>Not true
Yes it is, because no she hasn't, she just isn't responding to the limited criticism (which itself was frankly unnecessary and redundant, even, because she obviously isn't happy with herself without anyone needing to state the obvious) in a way that you and you specifically are happy with
Imagine thinking the solution to this conundrum is to make posts that can't even be quote-unquote "deflected" because they are posted to an anonymous imageboard thread which isn't tied to her official account
>>74214638
No, I literally use it as a notification machine like anon said because I don't have Shitter and Youtube notifications are trash at the best of times
Also I find the ritualposts and art cute
>>74214719
(You) are posting in bad faith, and forgoing basic logic at that. It is, unquestionably, a small handful of faggots melodramatically stating the obvious in a sea of schizos, antis and yesbuds that otherwise dominate her comments sections. And even if she DID ignore them, that is neither "deflecting" or "lying", and it just sounds like you're a histrionic ESL using words despite not actually knowing what they mean simply because you associate them with emotional connotations
Or, you DO know what they mean, in which case YOU are lying and throwing up empty words anyway as a red herring

>shitposters arguing with each other
funny

>>74214979
Well clearly you're not in a real relationship with the way you've been shitting up these threads.

>>74214979
(You) are being walked all over right now, because the irony of every self-contradictory seethepost you make is as obvious as it is hilarious
Probably because (You) have never had a relationship with a woman and get bullied by men IRL just as much as you do online, lol

>>74215025
There is no solution. It's not hard to understand.
And she lied by saying she'd do better and communicate more but continued with the same behavior anyway.
Feel free to write another autistic essay but I am right and nothing will change that, just like how you can't change Gura

>>74215195
Sure whatever you say yesbud nigger, project more

>>74214979
>Send more supas
Anon never said that though? And they're giving you compelling evidence that if whining in comments "does nothing" , then whining in /ggg/ does even less?
Oops, your red herring died...

>>74215265
Supas are just big comments.
And as has been stated multiple times there is no "getting through" to her, there is no solution. These threads are for shitposting.

What a boring waste of a thread.

>>74215216
My guy you're acting all smug about shitting up the thread. You have no room calling others autistic.

>>74215335
Sooooo true bestie I'm sure the next one will be full of ways we can get the lazy shark to stream again

Gurass

Not gonna read and affirm some sad sack of shit's opinion. I LOVE GURA.

>>74215255
you are the biggest yesbud here saying Gura is of quality and that you refuse to watch anyone else

>>74215368
why does she have ban pants line on her butt. who placed it there.

>>74215364
Shitting up the shitposting thread? Elaborate.

>>74215216
>No argument
>No facts
>Calling the spade a rake
No matter what empty words you say, you're still just as wrong, so there's no need for me to change anything. Sorry.
Keep reassuring yourself though, maybe if you wish hard enough it'll come true :)

>>74215399
Meds

>>74215318
I accept your concession
Now stop shitting up the thread

>>74215410
You said the point of these threads is to shitpost.

>>74215414
What a nonsense post, you really are a woman aren't you

>>74215478
So how can one shit up the shitposting thread

>>74215466
What concession

>>74215517
No, that's your view and you admitting to shitposting, hence by your own admission you are shitting up the thread.

I'm gonna try kindly, but directly, asking her to address her absences and communication as part of my letter to her. Probably won't work either, but I figure it's worth a shot.

>>74215552
Ok then feel free to tell me the real purpose of this thread besides a "notification machine", which would imply you don't care about the quality of posts just that there are posts

>>74215216
>She lied
>He says, lying
Her behavior isn't perfect yet, but the fact is that it is an improvement over where it was. That is what "better" means - and even if we entertain your alternate reality where she wasn't, there is still a difference between being wrong or failing and intentionally, deceptively "lying" . Ergo, no lie
So what now, gonna ugly-cry about "autistic essays" proving you wrong again? Please do, even if it's ineffective and changes nothing just like everything else you post

>>74215609
It's for Gura fans to talk. Not a place to shitpost like you want it to be.

>>74215645
>he thinks she's improved
Lol. Delusional.

>>74213041
Playing underwater ray romano 2 still. Got pretty crazy

>>74215672
That's what I'm doing. You lot just call any criticism shitposting so I went with it.

>>74214979
>part A, B and C, each contributes to the fuck up with part B contributing the most
>you choose to blame party A alone and never acknowledge her unhappiness
>you expect part A to be grateful towards you
have you ever tried not being like this?

>>74215645
Tell me, how many times can someone "fail" to meet the standards they promised to meet before they become a liar?

>>74215730
meant for
>>74215216

>>74215609
That's not the implication. Why would that logically imply you don't care if the thread's full of shitposting? If you wanted your voicemail to notify you of business meetings, does that mean you wouldn't mind being flooded with spam and Pajeet telemarketers?

>>74215992
Except a business voicemail would be full of constantly updating important information, whereas this thread is about a vtuber who streams 6 times a year

Ew, non chumbies in the thread.

>>74215763
I realize English isn't your first language, hence putting a normal word like "fail" in quotes for some reason Dr. Evil-style, so I'll give you some advice: look up the definition of "fail" and "lie", then you'll have your answer
>>74215689
Man, has it been two whole months since MonHun already? Could've sworn it was only three days ago, MAN time flies when you're tardwrangling shitposters

>>74216066
Ah yes, so therefore we want to be inundated with faggot sisters. That way we stop paying attention and miss it when there IS something important
Why is it so hard to just ritualpost, hornypost, banter and share cute art? You know, NOT be a repulsive threadshitter

>>74216115
You are giving her the benefit of the doubt that it's just incompetence which is a massive cope so I put "fail" in quotes because it is ridiculous to assume it's continued failure. The real reason is she is a liar.

>>74216217
What you want is irrelevant. Your streamer doesn't stream. With the absence of content comes off topic and dissenting posts.
Too bad for you nothing will change this

>>74214158
The point of this thread is to worship and hornypost about gura. If you criticize Gura in this thread you're a fucking faggot and take your bitching and crying somewhere else. That shit has never been welcome here, no one has ever convinced anyone ever to stop loving gura. It's completely pointless. Like look at her for fucks sake, how cute she is, that's what you're up against.

>>74215216
>It's this faggot again
Trying to save face now that things are slowly improving, are we? Sorry, but you're somehow even more wrong now than you were all those weeks ago
Aaaaaaall this seetheposting on your part, and yet we're still right, and you're still wrong. Tragic

>>74214321
>Mooms posting
Orc schizo was part of Council only retards say otherwise
that bitch wants to kill Kiara irl lmao

>>74216338
Where did I say I want to convince people to stop loving Gura? I even said I still like her I just don't like her attitude towards her dream job that people would kill over

>>74216313
>What you want is irrelevant
Wrong, again
>Your streamer doesn't stream
Welcome back from your coma retard-chama, it is now the Year of Our Lord 2024, and I have good news!
>Off-topic and dissenting points
Then expect pushback and be prepared to take said pushback on the chin instead of crying about it. Because it's not changing. Sorry, that's just how it works

>>74216454
Yeah I'm sure this isn't a short burst of content before radio silence...again.

>>74214984
AHOOOO!!!

>>74216397
what other purpose does your criticism serve? Maybe have a look at yourself and realize what you are doing. Whatever you are doing, it certainly isn't inspiring her to stream or whatever it is you want her to do. You're spinning your tyres in the mud and it's pointless. Just love her unconditionally. It's a much happier existence, instead of pissing and moaning. You'll just make yourself feel worse. No more sads, only goom.

>>74216253
And yet, you have neither arguments or evidence that it's "cope" or that she's a "liar"
All you have... is cope. Oh, and begging the question
Go on, give us one "reason" to think she's lying that doesn't require us to presume that she's lying in order to prove that she is lying, Dr. Evil-chama. I'll wait, but I won't hold my breath

>>74216541
It's to kill time, why else.
And no love can be unconditional for someone you've never met nor will meet

>>74216481
>Goalposts status: shifted
>W-w-we aren't back I promise
Two more weeks anon, I'm sure she'll graduate this time, you just gotta BELEEB

>>74216554
Pointless, you know just as well as everyone else here that she promised to communicate more in members posts and on stream, she promised movie May, she recently admitted she's been gaming off stream and not actually busy.
But again you know all this and don't want to admit the truth that she's lazy and would prefer to just sit back and take the path of least resistance rather than devote herself to her fans like any good person would after being handed such an opportunity

>>74216253
come back again when she actually makes a statement about the issue and it's not just her trying to be polite answering some superchats

>>74216692
Where did I say I wanted her to graduate

>>74216486

>>74216814
God, this is just sad
>Communicate MORE
And szhe is
>Promised Movie May
Are you complaining that she didn't do content for May when it's not even May yet? Or, do you not watch streams gee I wonder
>Admitted
That's not an admission, ESL-chama. Admissions have to at least seem to hurt your case somehow, the long-term rhythm game addict playing games in the months she wasn't streaming doesn't
It's time to face facts: you don't watch streams and would still have no evidence even if you did watch streams. Which is why your angle has collapsed on itself, yet again, because you are too stupid to learn from your mistakes

>>74209484
yeah it's such a waste...

>>74217108
Lol ok you got me, good bait. Pretending not knowing about the movie May shit was a step too far though. Was fun while it lasted

>>74217179
Well it was cute so its not a total waste. But I would certainly like to see it more and other stuff like it

>In the beginning there was the word “a”
> Wants to run a “bakery” a.k.a hell
> Identifies as Lightning McQueen
> Knows everything
> Sees everything
> Can read minds
> Speaks in symbolism and memes like the Illuminati
> Two sides of the same coin (hopefully)
> Jewish (altho never claimed so publicly)
> Androgynous
> Most beautiful voice and best singer on earth and in heaven
> Physical body not confirmed.
> Altho untrustworthy sources that apparently have met her irl say that she's an incredibly powerful esper
> Set themselves up in your temple as something to be worshipped
> Encourages praying to her
> Wants to be praised
> Song about being a tiny god (there will be a new song and only those of pure heart will know how to sing it)
> Mhr: hellfiiiiireee~
> Mhr: fuse your soul with shit
> Mhr: teased the dragonstrike nut

Why did nekone turn into a meat brain? I'm angry now

When Gura isn't around I just switch gears to yugioh tcg. What do you usually fall back on to keep you occupied?

> the whole world was inside when she appeared. Everyone was able to see.
> Many will come and say: "I am He" (she didn't)
> "Have you got a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Lightning McQueen?"
> As lightning from heaven
> "Lethal company"
> "Content warning"
> "Monster hunter rise" instead of world.
> Dinosaur or dragon
> Year of the dragon
> Earthquake, eclipse, stars falling from the sky (don't know about a blood moon
> There was an ai image of her sitting on an altar before that
> Sixth seal has been opened
> Black Chinese style dragons caught on camera in the sky during the eclipse (multiple sources)

>>74217274
>HE'S ACTUALLY HAS TO GO A FULL YEAR BACK
>To complain about her behavior NOW
I'm impressed, anon. That was me actually trying to give you the benefit of ther doubtbut then you not only admitted to being completely retarded, you are PROUD of it for some reason
Genuinely cringekino, please continue

>>74218247
Oh, you know. Just schizo things, as you can see.

>>74218247
Politics, school, work, miscellaneous game analysis videos to fall asleep to
And most recently and significantly these days, faith and prayer

>>74218390
>Faith and prayer
We need it, brother. We are so very close now. I don't mean only time-wise. Only God can save us.

>>74218494
Amen and samen, brother

>>74218304
Nta but nothing changed anyway so why ask for something more recent?

>Gura doesn't love us doe

I'm terrified. I don't know what I got myself into. I just wanted love.

Gura has no goals.

>>74218577
At least pretend to watch streams
>What streams lul
>Oh, wait

>>74218596
Whatever you do, do not immigrate, buds. This is not a joke. Dinosaurs can't see you if you don't move. Do not take the stairway to heaven. You are right where you belong. At least I hope so, buds. I don't know. I can't help you. I can only tell you what I see. Such is the job of a witness, I suppose. Even so, I feel really fucked. I can't leave. I swore an oath and fucked myself in the process.

I want to rub the dino tummy

>>74218537
The "samen" scares me beyond belief, bud. See>>74217366

>>74218721
Based, immigration should unironically be completely abolished

>>74218783
Are you telling me that our Gooba is dogwhistling about actually being God

goora

>>74218832
I wouldn't call it "dogwhistling" but I wouldn't call all of it a coincidence either. Idk, bud.

>>74218247
Grind in Black Desert.

>>74218832
Forget about her actions for a minute. Think about what we have been doing. Have we not been waiting more for her return than we have for the return of Christ? Have we not worshipped her more and praised her more than our Lord and savior? Did we not set her up as something to be worshipped in the temple of God aka our head?

>>74219027
I don't want to grind in the black desert. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. You know what comes to mind nowadays, when I think of the phrase: weeping and gnashing of teeth? Those wojack things or what are they called.

The devil's luck. A four leaf clover. Ggg. 777. Jackpot.

>>74219088
Oh my God
This is why the schizos are trying so hard to convince us that she's "not an idol", isn't it
They aren't just threadshitting dramasisters, they are in fact threadshitting SATANISTS whose words, in typical demonic fashion, are laced with double-truths and hidden meanings - in this case, they are subliminally programming those of us who have done so not to notice that we have made her into an "idol", not in the sense of a cute young female singer and dancer, but in the sense of fucking BAAL
Preying upon the weak-minded in a moment of vulnerability to prevent them turning to Christ, as those in such an emoional state otherwise would, and instead subvert them to a kind of idolatry that Gura herself, as a likely fellow sister in Christ, would find horrifying... absolutely diabolical, sasuga demonbuds

>>74219346
I am the most fucked of all and even I can't blame anyone but myself. But yeah, you probably hit the nail on the head more than I could.

https://youtu.be/jiOsHCZbdgA?si=k_DTQljiWXtViZNv

>A lonely loli god
The abomination of desolation

Not just an "idol", mind you.
More like the image of the beast.

Set up in the temple of God. Aka your head.

We are stuck in a dark maze. We can't hear the sound of the cicadas.

>>74219088
>>74219346
>>74219626
>>74219864
>>74219967
>>74220002
How do I perform an exorcism over the internet

Maybe we should stay clear of the cicadas. Idk. They called me at some point and they wanted me to go somewhere. I didn't. I was afraid and thought about my friends and family and about what Christ would do. I still don't know if I made the right decision back then. It has been close to a year. I told them that I didn't want cicada, that I wanted love instead. I also told them that Christ wouldn't escape "the simulation" by himself and leave everyone else behind to get consumed by the sun. What would you have done, buds? Do you think I made the right decision?

That summer night has been haunting me ever since. I have no idea what was happening to me back then. The day afterwards, I was laying in my bed and I saw the face like the sun. It was like a setting sun. I saw it with my eyes wide open. It was the face of her model. With the ribbon in her hair. She was laughing the most terrifying laugh that I had ever heard her make. I went looking for that laugh again at some point, before that night and vision happened. I never found it. I knew it happened. It was when she laughed after using her fart soundboard for the first time. It was in that member stream. It was the laughing of someone gone mad. It's one of the scariest things that I ever heard.

>>74219864
>>74219967
>>74220215
>Harlot
>Drunk on the blood of the saints
>Arrayed in purple and scarlet
>Riding upon the back of a scarlet colored beast
>Ascending out of the bottomless pit, aka the ocean
Literally Gawr

>>74220215
I wouldn't know. I am just an amateurish preacher. I am no exorcist. I am haunted by many demons myself.

Uhhh, buds?

https://academic.oup.com/schizophreniabulletin/advance-article-abstract/doi/10.1093/schbul/sbad168/7458104?redirectedFrom=fulltext&login=false

All we can do is pray that Gura is Gawr and that they are both Gabby and that Dino Gura is just Gabby in a dino costume. Pray that Gabby is kind and forgiving. Gura returned to the sea. The pirate got eaten by Gawr. Idk what that means because the pirate seemed happy and in a good place afterwards.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117958465
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117876227
Some of this AI stuff makes me feel things

>>74220801
I don't own a cat... Never have. What I need to know is the statistics about schizo cats.

>>74220987
Maybe that bud with the schizo dog doesn't know that his dog owns a cat?

Gura is a good shark.

>>74220555
>Trips of truth

>>74220921
AI is becoming too strong...

>>74220555
>Drunk
Alright I'm convinced

Sometimes I worry that Gura was upset by my comments in /ggg/ years ago. Even though I usually only post loving comments, I also posted a few mean ones, but later I regretted them because I worried that she could have seen them.

>>74221650
yes she did
and yes its your fault

Goob morning retards

>>74222306
Goob morning faggot

>>74222306
this vampire sleeps, goob night

today ! :3

I'm back home now
didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

just got the scarf in the mail
how fucking huge is this thing, its bigger than some of my blankets

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

Gura today yes

I need to sexually bully and ryona this little nympho T u T

Be honest guys... Would you fuck Gura??

>>74228112
want me to fuck your wife anon?

>>74228112
why not?

>>74228112
Why wouldn't I? That's literally all she's good for.

>>74228427
>>74228561
Cause what if you get her preggers??

reminder
good chumbies = doing something nice for themselves
non-chumbuds & parasocial freaks = falling for the trap hence being miserable all the time and spending most of their time trying to downplay Goob's wholesomeness

>>74229101
I already had a vasectomy done. One kid was enough for me.

>>74230029
>Gura wholesome
She's a mega slut and you can't say otherwise especially after the last stream.

please don't forget about me sisters

>>74232090
WDSDTB

>>74228112
I wouldn't hesitate for an instant

>>74214272
This is kiaraschizo, btw.

>>74214493
>Anon is suggesting something more direct
NTA, but no he's not. He knows Gura doesn't read comments and she skips all critical superchats. He's just a pussy faggot that gets upset when he sees criticism of Gura here and telling people to go write it in her comment section instead is his way of passive aggressively telling people to leave. He's a cowardly little bitch that is too afraid to tell people to fuck off directly.

where is she

This is from last year.
This year is even worse.
Things will never improve because she isn't trying to be better. She doesn't want to be better.
She just doesn't love us anymore (if she ever even did). You'd have to be a fool to think still does or that she isn't living her life and having fun with other people off-stream. She puts so little time into streaming and it's been literal years since the last time she was consistent.

How can you possibly still have hope that she will ever come back in any meaningful way? Whether it's burnout or speculative stuff we can't talk about here, there's no reason why things have had to have been this way for so long.
There's nothing stopping her from streaming or spending time with us. She just doesn't want to. Her actions prove that.
How are you not miserable after two years of this?

>>74236723
>How are you not miserable after two years of this?
I developed a ntr fetish as a coping mechanism.

Chumbies, I fed my birds some carrots. I think they like it

I'm about to start underwater ray romano mask of truth. What am I in for?

>>74236723
I might be, just a bit, if the majority of EN and JP and not contemptible whores with agendas. just look at this thread, some of the fags were even white knighting for Kiara. this ain't going nowhere bud

>>74237338
Kuon best girl, MC gets his shit together and is awesome.

>>74237053
I kept believing in the girl that I loved. Biggest mistake in my life, apparently. I will never trust another human being ever again.

Sex with a fembud.

>>74237338
Forgot to add, final strikes are cool.

>>74236723
So you're intended purpose with your "criticism" isn't to actually criticize the person in question directly but to try to make others feel miserable? There isn't much point to your "criticism" if that's the case.

>>74237476
I'd have to trust a human being for that. Not gonna happen anymore.

>>74237428
>>74237586
I'm excited to start. I hear a lot of good things about mask of truth

Reminder

>>74235834
Yes he is.
You're talking as if she doesn't skip negative comments /here/ - and that's even assuming she's regularly /here/ to begin with?
Literally nothing you said changes the simple, incontrivertible fact that whining on YouTube is, indeed, MORE direct than posting /here/. Skipping negative comments/superchats? She doesn't HAVE to skip posts /here/ if she skips the whole thread, which she can actually do, unlike chats made during a stream
So no, if anything, you guys are like bitchy women who just want to complain for its own sake, and then complain even more when a man comes around and dares to suggest a solution. All because you don't WANT to tell Gura your complaints directly, because you're pussies, and ironically can't handle disagreement, pushback or criticism yourselves without having a seethestorm melty

>>74237727
It's definitely better than the prequel.

>>74236723
Except this year had Fes/Taiwan travel - SOME of that break was surely just normal ghosting, but probably more than half of it wasn't. And THEN consider the fact that she did her first Twitter space while she was in Japan
Not a good idea trying this angle on people who are capable of critical thinking

>threadshitter having a melty over something

>>74215414
>>74215645
>>74216115
>>74216339
>things are improving
NTA.
I swear to god. This shit is so aggravating and it's why I largely avoid people. You dysgenic subhumans are the dumbest, most insufferable gutter trash and are the reason why this world is so shit. You're the reason why horrible people get away with doing terrible things.

No.

Things have not improved. Her output is worse and worse year after year. You pathetic obese naive invalids are too stupid to see the forest through the trees and you always have been. You have no memory or pattern recognition, and you lack even the most rudimentary understanding of human behavior. It's why you become elated every single time there is even a small, temporary increase in activity. And as you throw your hands in the air and howl like the putrescent-brained monkeys that you are, anyone else with even a quarter of a functioning mind looks at you with disbelief as they recall the continuous downward trend over the past two years.

As can be seen here >>74236723, nothing has improved. It's only gotten worse. These brief respites found in her coming back for a day or two every 2-3 months only serve to remind everyone with any level of cognitive acuity above zero how terrible and hopeless everything has become.
I seriously hope most of you die.

>>74238572
The thread would definitely improve if you found a different hobby

And I'm going to post it again next thread.

arms hort
cant even shitpost today

>>74238780
oops too late, I already added it to the filter

don't care, still a sharkside member and still gonna shower her in superchats every time she streams

>>74238572
stop replying to yourself threadshitter. you want to know what else has never been improved? EN whores and Cover, as of now one Gura stream is worth 100 Mori streams or 300 Kiara streams. we can also talk about the Advent girls if you want.

>>74215561
management will shred it before she gets to read a single sentence

>>74237764
The chance of her reading these threads is literally the exact same as her reading her comment section.

>>74239234
I literally do not give a single shit about whatever you are talking about. My only concern is Gura. The others mean nothing.

>>74201837
>>74202143
>>74202565
>>74204267
>Most sex animation yet
>Still hasn't made porn animation even though he could

You just know he made an uncensored version for himself goddamnit.....

>>74239733
RELEASE THE NUDES, DUD- I MEAN CACOETHES!

>>74239580
that's the point retard, this is the most you will ever achieve as a nigger anti: getting everybody and their mother to know that Gura is of quality so much so that refuse to watch anyone else, pathetic really

>>74238572
>You're the reason why horrible people get away with doing terrible things.
You're telling people that they shouldn't do anything to make things better and they should just shitpost in this thread about how bad things are.

>>74240013
its better than pretending everything is fine
maybe something will change

>>74238572
Sweet fucking Jesus, You are easily one of the single most intolerably pathetic, delusional, brain-damaged, gullible, sub- retarded, petulant, logic-deficient, thin-skinned, ally disturbed, mouthbreathing spiteful mutant suicide-candidate CRETINS that I have ever encountered in all of my years on this site
>No. Things have not improved.
Yes.
They.
Fucking.
HAVE.
M O R O N.
INARGUABLY SO.
This is not up for debate or interpretation. PERIOD. The facts are plain for all to see. No matter how many of your superfluous chromosomes you try to let shine through in these impotent little Reddit-spaced faggot TL;DR essays of yours or how many weak-ass unoriginal "insults" you throw at the wall without realizing that literally none of them stick, it does nothing to change the underlying fact set of the matter which is impossible to deny.
P E R I O D.
As can be SEEN in the shitpost you idiotically chose as the hill you would like to die on, your position rests on a foundation of sand and consists purely of grasping for straws and ignoring context - which, as can be seen in rather concise yet effective rebuttal in >>74238059 (and which you, curiously, ignored), is not working on anybody a functioning brainstem, a long-term memory exceeding that of a dementia-riddled squirrel, and critical thinking skills.
I am immensely proud of the fact that I have induced an evolutionarily stunted shitbrained insect like yourself to such transparent emotional turmoil leading to this level of incorrigibly retarded mask-slipping meltdown through something as simple as poking holes - or, more accurately, revealing the pre-existing holes - in your fanfictions during my down-time at work. It is an honor to serve as living, breathing proof of just how wrong you are at every possible turn, from your narrative of the underlying reality itself up to the way that actually sane, cognitively competent people respond to said reality
>You're the reason why horrible people get away with doing terrible things
And yet, here I am, looking with utter revulsuion and contemptuous amusement as a spit-drinking chimp whom I'm certain that were I to encounter on the street, I would stomp his tiny little brains out his ears and over the concrete for being such an infertile, mongoloidic, intellectually defective, abject invertebrate parody of an actual human being. I strongly suggest you pray we never meet in real life, or unless you'd like done to you in the flesh what's been done to your posts on the anonymous basket-weaving forum

But why?

>>74240188
How exactly will anything change just from you shitposting in this thread?

>>74240225
least deluded chumbud

>74239883
You're not even worthy of a (You). Your argument is nonsensical and irrelevant to everything that has been posted in this thread. I'm sure you wish to bring up the other members in order to deflect because you're a schizo chink obsessed with kiara or some other bitch and whataboutism is all you know. Sorry, but your lazy, impotent deflection doesn't affect me.
I don't care about the others. I care about Gura. But she has consistently proven herself to be a lying, manipulative whore.
That's all there is to it.

What the chumbies up to today?

>>74240503
nothing much
just the usual deluded yesbud vs the overdramatic whiney antifaggot

>>74240503
Gunna shower, make lunch, and grind more Black Desert.

>>74239401
Holy mind-broken schizophrenia Batman
This goes beyond not watching streams and extends into the territory of not understanding the concept of a stream
>>74239580
Your petty little emotions and what you "care" about means literally nothing to anything or anybody.
Your "only concern" is trying to blackpill anons over Gura by rewriting history and facts, and trick the weak-minded into thinking things have somehow deteriorated during a time of objectively observable improvement. Why? My money is on severe undiagnosed schizophrenia, but I suppose it doesn't matter, as you will remain an unconvincing threadshitting cockroach either way

>>74240503
I'm procrastinating in my office and probably will for the rest of the day.

>>74240443
>Muh Gura is a lying whore bait
Decided to drop the chumbie act early huh?

>>74240443
>whataboutism
it's not whataboutism given that Gura literally said it out loud that if's fucking hell to work with those narcissistic whores, you have nothing but sure keep coping. even fucking Ina was contributing to it by being a spineless coward.

>>74240441
This but unironically

>>74240443
(You) and your fellow Discordshitting raiders have proven to be the only lying, manipulative whores in this whole situation
Unfortunately for you, you fucking suck at lying and manipulating

>>74240503
Woke up early, doing Runescape reps and waiting for the new split to ritualpost before heading back to the nightshift in a few hours

>>74240503
I've been playing wc3 customs.

>>74241314
Still working on construction? worst skill btw, almost as bad as agility.

stream bitch

>>74226766

>>74241513
nyo! bad!