/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

PHASE LOVE

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 3

Pippa cute. Wish she felt comfortable letting us know what she was doing from time to time during the trip but its fine.

>>74072820
I love my six fingered oshi

Why was Shiina so cranky last stream?

/pcg/, give wemi your energy

Good morning! Come start your day with the most important meal as Shiina cooks you kani for breakfast! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki4UeF8F5wk

I'm gonna be honest.
I don't like Cwawa.
I want Clara back.

Memori Undertale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1COrX3WLlo

Pico Zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ10vWmtgBc

Shiina Breakfast handcam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki4UeF8F5wk

>>74072985

I love you Saya, can I please have a kiss at next stream start

>>74072912
Same.

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Lia.

>>74072964
cantankerous
crabby even

RATE THE DETECTIVE
RATE THE SETLIST
RATE THE ZATSU
RATE THE MEMBERSHIP SPAM
RATE THE STREAM

>>74072985
wemy I have faith please let me smell your scalp for good luck

>>74072985
\o/

>thinking about lumi when she's not live
>don't care when she's live
Is this some kind of an inverted love spell?

>>74073078
10/10
8/10
8/10
Thanks for the gifted/10
10/10

I don't watch Phase Connect, I watch Pippa

>>74073078
Very fun USG singing

>>74073176
we know

>>74073019
>>74073027
I hope it's breakfast wontons

>>74073078
Kino

Also HBD Phase Friend Hitler!!!

>>74073176
Well I have news for you anon, pippa happens to be a talent in the phase connect corporation

>>74073196
>He bit

>>74073238
>I did

>>74073229
I miss him so much bros…

Pico is talking a lot of things about phase connect.
Someone translate please.

>>74073229
Happy birthday phase friend Hitler-kun!

>>74073235
not much longer

Happy Birthday from Phase Euphoria Best Friend

I don't watch Phase Connect, I watch Saya

HBD

>>74073283
I'm watching Memory I might translate it in ~10 hours if you give me a timestamp

>cheering for evil jobbers
ISHYGDDT

>>74072896
It’s okay, i’m currently filming her from across the street and have recorded everything she’s done so far, i was in her wardrobe recording her earlier.

In a while i will find her and kidnap her never to be seen again except in the content i will upload on niche fetish sites.

>>74073383
>ISHYGDDT

>>74073061
Crankiest Crab

which girl will have the best stream for phase friend adolf today

Evens Nini odds stay up

>>74073446
You're joking right?

>>74073509
Is she making Kani cake?

>>74073548
How about you learn English

>>74073353
happy birthday uncle adolf

>>74073586
I wonder if I could get cookie cutters or something to make crab shaped pancakes

>>74073409
I would say you're part of the problem, but that would be a lie going by the closet paranoia she talked about. She just needs someone who can be around her all the time me who she can feel safe around also me who'll also give her space to just do whatever yeah, me

>>74073509
>you'll never wake up to a nice home cooked breakfast made by a cute little crab girl
Why even live?

>>74073520
panko of course, she was doing a react stream in his honor last time

>>74073683
>having to wakeup next to an ugly as fuck chink
No thanks

>>74073634
Do you know what an acronym is my little ESL?

what is shiina cooking and when can I crack open her legs to slurp out the delicious meat within?

THE PANKOS ARE FIGHTING

>>74073806
She's making a homemade mcgriddle

>>74073446
>2024
>ishygddt
>spelled wrong
i seriously hope you guys don't do this

[EXTREMELY IMPORTANT PICO NEWS]
needs confirmation

>>74073634
Bait or newfag?

>>74072820
I like this view

>>74073634

>>74073890

>>74073746
I'm sure you have a lot of options to choose from

Memory puts natto on pancakes?

>>74073678
Your post is 100 times creepier than the other guys since you sound like the delusional type of schizo who would actually do the things described in that post.

>>74073967
Yeah...

>>74073746
>>74073938
Didn’t she imply last stream that she had flabby skin?

>>74073986
How new?

>>74074057
no

>>74072896
nah, that's for streams

>>74073938
Anything is better than shiina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBIYTmvM6uQ
predictions?
will it be just chatting or weedshop 3

>>74074057
Dont ask me, I don't watch shiina

Shiina's sausage fingers

It's 4/20 and Shiina is putting Chat in the oven

>>74073746
Shiina is cute though

>>74073409
same
are you the one a floor below me? the one that keeps dumping his urine out the window onto the girls handing out cleanex?

>>74074082
She was talking about dieting advice and said that you would get flabby skin if you lost weight too fast, then she said ”don’t make the mistake i did”.

>>74074212
Excuse me that's a white supremacist joke. Unsubscribe from her now.

>>74074236
she was referring to going on a liquid diet for a month to lose weight faster and why that's a stupid thing to do
>>74074212

>>74073986
Wrong tab anon, tva is over there

>>74074212
OH BOY

[Shiina News]
she ran out of good eggs

>>74074341

>>74074341
Shiina is a bad egg

Waking up to Shiina is really nice.

>>74074364
The fate of them all.

>>74074398
It's really nice to have an EN stream in the morning since Jelly changed her timeslot

>>74074236
>>74074273
It doesn't really matter how fast you lose the weight. It's how big you previously were which effects the skin's elasticity. Once it stretches past a certain it will no longer shrink back it's previous state because the skin "heals" the damage from the stretching and that becomes it's new size depending on how long that person was overweight.

>>74074289
BIG NEWS

>>74074445
OH MAN

>>74074113
imagine going to buy your microdosed vtuber gummy bear and uruka is there asking if you'd like to try some heroin in your prostate

I cast lego pieces stuck in your urethra on every poster in this thread

>>74074364
>No eggs
>fifteen cats
Who in Phase will actually end up like this?

>>74074443
I read on /fit/ fasting can make it better but I also heard people tell me to eat nothing but raw meat and milk to "Mongolmax" there so who knows

jelly conquered me then changed her timeslot t
after I feel in love with her
it's not fair

>>74074532
>/fit/
you're supposed to read the shit in their sticky, not actually use the board

>>74074524
Pippa but birds, rabbits, and dogs.

>>74074515
Michiru would never do this

>>74074532
should be obvious one is for cutting one is for gains

>>74074524

>>74074606
I would though.

>>74074532
There is currently no real cure for loose skin for someone who is overweight for a long period of their life. Every supposed cure people give is snake oil. You can only get surgery depending on how bad it is.

>>74074551
Tell me about it.
I'm currently on a break I specifically rescheduled to happen so I could watch her.
Still got a couple weeks until I can switch back.

>>74074644
Have you tried not having skin?

>>74074700
get out of here deadbeat

>>74074634
What the fuck is this thing

>>74074524
Already too late for Shiina, Airi, Jelly and Dizzy the baby fever hit her like a truck.
Tenma is fucked genetically.

>>74074700
I think I've found Clara's ideal man

>>74074771
No one knows. And no one hears back from anyone who tries to find out.

>>74074524
Lumi already at 1 but she might yet land a rich husband.

>>74074771
Lumi stole Michiru’s wand and hat.

>>74074818
Doubtful

/pcg/ in a nutshell

CHYAAAT

>>74074814
he looks a bit underfed

>>74074818
If Lumi wasn't a vtuber she'd be one of those Instagram retards that pretend to have a rich lifestyle but are actually broke as fuck.

pancake

anon doesn't know this but I kissed a phase member

>>74074973
I don't think you know what Lumi is like at all

>>74075003
Your pillow isn’t a Phase member anon

>>74075003
My member.

So how common is it to have your browser start flashing in different colors, lumis stuff makes it flash red a lot, should I be worried? Am I going to die?

>>74075002
She's going to coat everything on her desk and room with a light film of oil because there no stove exhaust.

Emburger
Yummy
Yummy
In my tummy

>>74075085
just lick it off

>>74075084
Yes.

>>74075041
s-shut up

>>74075088
That... doesn't look like pancakes

>>74075085
>>74075178
She’s not exactly wife material.

shiina is cooking for me right now

>>74075161
kusochuubas maybe I should sacrifice someone or a lot of someones in my stead

Which phaser has the youngest fanbase?

>>74075084
That's not normal no. Just the browser or the whole screen? Might have broken drivers or a dying gpu

Do you think Ember gets pissed about people calling her fat whenever she drops by every once in a while?

>>74075219
Pippa

>>74074236
>>74074443
That shit only happens if you were obese. There is no way Shiina was talking about that unless she was really a landwhale.

Homemade McGriddle

>>74075230
no

Yea, just a cup of coffee is fine.

>>74075219
probably rie or lia

>>74075270
>>74075282
I feel sick bros

>>74075254
he said youngest not brownest

>>74075230
What do you mean anon? She’s just a big girl and big girls need lots of food.

>>74075230
She started it.

>>74075230
If what dizzy says is true, ember is about this big. She probably loves being called fat because she knows any calories she consumes goes straight to her enormous ass

>>74075270
Glad I had yogurt and coffee for breakfast like always

>>74075003
Kevin doesn't count

>>74075334
Her ass is big but not that big

>>74075334

>>74075219
Rie, I would imagine

>>74075334
The fuck

>>74075334
Ponder the aroma.

>>74075334
is she ok?

>>74075282
>>74075307
>>74075353
Oh come on, it doesn’t look that bad.

bros, I think Shiina might be my favorite now.... wtf.. when did this happen?!

>>74075420
She's a cutiepie

>>74075334
Don’t let the brap poster see this

what the fuck is shiina's mouse

EMBER FAT FAT FAT

turning our last tab of mdma into powder and snorting it up with my girlfriend Hina!

>>74075451
ergonomic mouse, it's better for your wrist apparently

Shiina has the cutest hands.

>>74075228
Well you see anon, this started happening after I viisted the thread. Someone did a healthgrab post, which showed the likeness of myself but not me. Then a voice said.
>record yourself and post it then delete.
So I did that, then the flashes started. They vary in color and size and even in sequence. Like sometimes it will be one color across the whole screen and other times it will be a sequence of colors.

>>74075334
oh yeah grace bonita, she fakes half her shit, crazy latinx whore

>>74075496
I think Lia and Hina should go to a rave together so Lia can be scarred for life.

>>74075559
that scar? me.

>>74075334
can she even wipe her ass?

>>74075102
I'm concerned for Dizzy. She says ooc that she thinks GFE is peak vtuber. All of her in character streams are misery bait.

Shiina should make chewing noises into the mic.

>>74075593
I do it for her even as a gross I felt ill typing that

>>74075477
And she will eat you too anon.

Shiina should jerk me off off-screen as ASMR

Would you let Ember eat your ass?

>>74075451
A vertical mouse, it's for people who suffers from cramps or the carpal tunnel syndrome.

>>74075653
its a meme

>>74075420
She went from my least watched to my one of my most watched. She just seems like like she's having more fun these days.

>>74075334
she's unironically the living proof architects are right, she was fucking huge a few years ago and then lost most of it and kept most of her fat ass even if most of her pics are faked for the most part to bait browns in panama

>>74075477

>>74075334
Do Americans find this attractive?

>>74075451
It looks like a Logitech Lift.

[Shiina News]

It's not gonna fit in her mouth but she'll try!

Why are soundposts not playing, despite having 4chan x?

>>74075559
Lia would absolutely hate it just from the noise and being around guys guys

>>74075778
catbox might be down

>>74075778
do you have the tampermonkey script?

>>74075693
>and then lost most of it and kept most of her fat ass
But you need specific genetics to pull that off. If not, you end like Dizzy, who wants to have a big ass but only ends with a big tummy.

>>74075681
It's not, comfort depends the size of your hand, I use a mx master 3 only because it's quite wide and I can put my large palm on it without the need to clutch tightly. If I use a smaller size I will end up with cramps only after a few minutes

>>74075778
oh wait.. you need 4chan sounds player, 4chanx is not enough.

This thread is full of...

>>74075797
Eimi...

>>74075856
Then why are you here, femanon? Did you lose something?

Does anyone know Rei's height irl? Is she short for phase or just short for the real world?

Michi is live you lazy fucks
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

>>74075230
Yeah, fat ass!

Pico is a sweetheart

I miss Lia.

>>74075897
>Rei

>>74075901
>twitch
Eww, gross

>>74075901
michi is the only one taking phase wars seriously...

>>74075797
Chubby Dizzy

>>74075954
Panko you can take it up with apple and their autocorrect. It cant even handle Clara, it turns it into Claire.

>>74075970
Minecraft is a dumb choice for pvp

>>74075897
TEH REI

I still wanna know why she used an ellipsis here. I doubt she had time to be backreading with everything going on she I don't imagine she saw the thread shitting on her over the communication.

>>74075732
Degrees do

>>74075999
>It cant even handle Clara, it turns it into Claire
Huh? But Clara is a common name.

>>74076023
Because she a brat who wants a bunch of chud twinks to run a train on her

Who in Phase is the fattest and who is the thinnest?

>>74076023
she just does that when she doesn't know what top write, not that deep

>>74075796
>>74075826
still doesnt work might have to use another browser

>>74073273
i

>>74076023
Are you the same retard that was making similar posts every time Lumi tweeted a little bit ago

Shiina is terminally addicted to Elden Ring

>>74074771
A lemon juicer.

>>74076122
Did Shiina kill and eat Amelia Earhart?

>>74076150
Thanks i hate it

>>74075003
>tenma has been the jellyposter this whole time

small if true

>>74076150
Post more Phase merch.

>>74076186
Shiina is Japanese?

>>74076283

>>74076150
>>74076283
Has anyone made art of Rie as an living onahole yet?

>>74076397
When the artist I want gets off hiatus I'm going to get art of loli fucknugget DIzzy getting raped

>>74076283

>>74074568
The sticky is outdated last time I checked

>>74074700
I miss her

>>74074931

I'm gonna say what we're all thinking. Shiina has the best hands in Phase

>>74076583
they're very cute, Nasa has some cute claws too

>>74075382
Envious Lumi?

>>74076463
Nice, but i prefer full grown fucknuggets intstead.

Okay hear me out.... Pippa...but with a big bum!

>>74076107
I don't really watch the lemon all too often, so no. I was just checking to see if she put anything new there since and it made me wonder.

>>74076583
Nah, Hime's are cuter

Secret Elden Ring

>>74076649
She too has an ass. It is canon.

>>74075897
160cm

Michiru isnt very good at this game...

>>74076583
Shiina can't even enter the competition as she never shows her full hand

>>74076775
Team Joker may have a chance.....

>>74076752
Yeah, a flat pancake of an ass!

>>74076775
Nobody else will even have touched the game

>>74076775
Give her some time and she will meta the game

>>74076700
If she's not an IRL stickbug then she's not Pippa.

>>74076583
Her nails are small and look like they barely even fit on her fingers so her hands look fat in comparison.

>>74075593
Serious answer - No. People who reach morbid obesity levels like that obviously have issues with range of motion and literally cannot wipe themselves.
Yes, it's disgusting.

Anon's mum made a cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWOmXF2qKs0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWOmXF2qKs0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWOmXF2qKs0

>>74076700
Wide hips are good. Ass fat is for degrees.

>>74076831
Lori carries if her vision doesnt fuck her over

>>74076854
according to a sheboon
i'm sure it's perfectly adequate

A big HBD to Phase Friend Hitler.

>>74076023
>silence from pippa

It's still wild to me that Hitler's birthday is 4/20 of all days.
Reality is a meme.

You're gonna get mad about that aren't ya

I like it when Shiina is bitchy because chat deserves it.

[Shiina news] she hates Jelly.

I like the cute crab girl

>>74077101
Lumi has a Taylor Swift type ass. If she sat on your lap her bones would be sticking in you harder than you'd be sticking her.

>>74076854
>>74077101
>>74077282

so close shiina...

>>74077047
Tastelet

>>74076583
Lumi's ones better.

>>74076583
That's Lia actually

>>74077047
Agree
Wide hips with a shapely bum is best

>>74077426
grandma lover

>>74077339

So Eimi is chinese huh?

>>74077282
So perfectly proportional and firm, then. You mean to imply that's a bad thing?

Thanks for the birthday wishes

Is Mems still on the genocide run?

>>74076583
Nah it's actually Dizzy

>develope severe gyno growing up
Tell me anons, which talent could possibly love THIS

>>74077631
I can't tell if this is cope or you're thinking of a different person.

>>74077675
number one phase friend and crackanon share a birthday?

>>74077727
>>>/vt/lia

>>74077727
kys

Based smug crab

>>74077530
hag hands

>>74077752
I can't post pics of Tay here without risking getting banned for being "off topic" so look it up yourself. White girl butt is best butt, and that's a fact.

>>74077727

>I wonder what Phase Friend Kirshe is up t-

Will JSDF come to your house if you stream games without perm on youtube in JP.

>>74077922
Stop shilling your off topic whore here

>>74077815
>pov you're a shota

>>74077922
>barely disguised shill post

>>74077922
Is she joining Eieni?

>>74077922
Gross, how can anyone get hard from this lardasses voice

>>74077922
Yep, typical Kirsche stream

>>74077922
She should apply to Riifu's dedicated whorpo

>>74077815
catbox it

>>74078040
https://files.catbox.moe/9rhg30.png

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>74077922
very organic post

[Shiina News]
Possible Pippa collab tomorrow

>>74077922
I think she should do this as an offcollab with Pippa.

My oshi is wetawded.

>>74077922
This isn't real right?

Why is Shiina so pissed at chat all the time?

>>74077850
I am of the belief that Shiina uses forced perspective to make her hands look small

>>74078309
Because her chat is full of children and browns.

>>74077922
Hime should do this

>>74078309
it's called teasing, she even said right at the end not to take it so seriously

>>74077922
If this is real, I have no words other than
>the fuck?
and
>I both hope and really don't hope this comes up as a conversation topic for the next time her and Pippa collab while also hoping they never collab again after this
Also
>My mods know what my cum sounds like
lol
lmao

>mfw I find 20 gb of adobe reader update installers in appdata which the retarded program kept downloading because they kept failing for whatever

>>74073353
HBD Phase friend Adolf

>>74077922
Virtual Youtubers?

>>74077490
Her wrists are made for holding. So pale and frail, so feminine and pristine.

>>74077922
I mean, i would see no problem with this if it was some dedicated lewdtuber like Melody doing this.

But Kirschey isn’t doing this and she’s just talking about some other vtuber or streamer doing this, right?

>>74078309
But shiina loves her cuckies

>phase connect general
>year old kirsche bait gets a dozen (you)s

>>74078560
Read it again, but slowly. Took me a min too.

>>74078581
About 10% of the thread actually watches streams. About 20% have been here longer than one year.

>>74078094
Imagine your dick in that
She is giving you a tit job and you're completely covered and when you finish it just pools up at the top

>>74076583
>not pippa's pretty prostate pokers
Awful taste to be perfectly desu fampai.

>>74078581
EASIEST (YOU)'S OF MY FUCKING LIFE

>>74078277
When is Clara coming back?
I don't like cwawa.

divegrass today?

>>74077922
>anons fall for an old screenshot where kirsche looked at another vtubers stream plans
too easy

>>74078581
I’ve never watched Kirschey and never will.

Why does no one talk about Memory

>>74078581
Not gonna lie chief. I never watched Kirsche outside the Pippa collabs.

>>74071042
I wasn't wrong, She truly is learning the way of the yapping.
We are at 3hours right now

>>74078591
Lmao i’m fucking retarded

>>74078581
I don't watch her whatsoever. She is annoying, her model makes me disoriented just by looking at it, her fatgirl voice is grating, her pickme look at me im so based topics are tired and cheap.

>>74078723
>>74078760
the same screenshot has been posted multiple times in /pcg/

>Favourite Phase girl.
>Your age

which phase girl would let me snuggle up my face burried in her chest while im sobbing knowing thats the only place i feel secure, safe and content while she quietly pampers me and tells me everything will be alright

>>74078760
You're better off. It's just room temperature takes on CURRENT NEWS HEADLINE and how you need to be the man who makes good times.

Kirsche is just good seasoning for collabs with streamers you already like.

Pippa's not coming back until the end of the month is she?

I love Airi

>>74078796
You just described airi

>>74078892
Hina
32

>>74078892
I know there's newfags retarded enough to give a serious response to this, sadly

>>74078892
Forgot to add:
Rie
24

>>74078906
Pic rel

>>74078927
I am a man and I am making good times by not watching Kirsche.

>>74078892
Michi, Lumi
37

>>74078931
Wouldn't surprise me, she said she'd be back next week so definitely not then.

>>74078892
wouldn't you like to know

>>74079055
I just wanted to have discussion

>your oshi
>age when you had your first kiss

>>74078892
Lia
27

>>74078277
Literal brainrot

Should I watch the debut of Phase friend kyOresu, or Phase enemy and stealer of name Michi?

>>74079024
Next week as in this upcoming Tuesday, or the next? given JP timezone it wouldent surprise me if she meant one or the other.

>>74078892
Lumi
Irrelevant

>>74078751
>pcg
>watching streams

>>74079126
Lia
11

Damn I'm the youngest

>>74078892
Lumi
134 today

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

>>74079126
Pippa
13

>>74078751
I'm watching Pico

>>74079126
Lisa
Never kissed anyone

I don't know how many times can I rewatch undertale...

>>74078927
The sad thing is that Kirsche used to be fun before the full-time /pol/ grifter transition

>>74078892
Shiina 33.

>>74079222
She at the very least meant for everyone to understand it as her being back on the 23rd, but that doesn't mean she has any intention of being back on the 23rd.

>>74079002
kek

>>74079298
Will she play through it 3 times?

>>74079126
Jelly
6

>your oshi
>the youtube name you use to chat with

>>74078892
Airi
42

>look at pico's stream
jesus that's a lotta kanji

Thoughts? https://files.catbox.moe/7rzmaq.mp4
8:00

>>74079353
Alright just making sure given her habit of forgetting timezones exist. Also didn't Shiina say something about a Pippa collab tomorrow?

>>74078892
>>74079126
>>74079426
fuck off tranny

Is Pico doing an actual traumadumping stream?

>>74079435

>>74079426
Pippa
I'm not powerleveling that hard, sorry.

>>74079273
Get back in the grave

>>74079442
>amoninity

>>74079442
OH BOY

>>74079415
dunno if she mentioned it my japanese is not good enough

>Your oshi
>Who are you voting for this year

>>74079438
Translator died like 15 minutes ago and EN watcher's don't talk

>>74079454

>your oshi
>your gross annual income

Yes but when lumi?

>>74079426
Don't have one
Blade brave

>>74079642
gross slug hands posted this

>>74079552
Ok thanks
Mine isn't either, that's why I asked

>>74079642
Hi Dizzy

>>74079442
Male vtubers were a mistake

which phasers are getting high today