/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

no wah

wah!

>>7381400
ohhh sex

>>7381477

Remember to support all sankisei members...
Buy and never let go, they deserve it ...

>>7381477
I'm so confused, did someone actually make that or is this some zoomer fuckery I don't know about?

>>7381522
this but holofive

>>7381522
SANKISEI LOVE
Exquisite work, as always.

>>7381522
Can I have that rushia with guns pic?

>>7381708

>>7381882
The Maririn under the dip in the graph too onegai.

>>7382021

Why wasn't the Marine dip larger. Give me discounts onegai

>>7382379
>marine on top
>mr. koro last
this HAS to be bait

>>7381882
Thanks anon

>>7382379
>korone last
?

>>7382500
i will probably re-crop it.
You can find the uncropped version on danbooru.

is nasfaq dying? where are all my bros

>>7383755
I'm watching the Zhonkbot so I don't get bogged

>>7383755
Yeah, dead game and dead thread

>>7383755
Game is fucking boring and a chore once you start getting 10+mil in divvies every week. You literally have to keep your pc running 24/7 to spend all your money

>>7383895
We need a big update to this game soon. Would be nice to have some sort of ETA for stuff like multi transactions and the item system. Nevertheless, am grateful for what we have

There are no more happy days

>>7383755
I was sleeping, what's up bro?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I MISSED THE ADJUSTMENT BY 6 HOURS

>>7384251
sell ya kusogaki while you still can

>>7383955

>>7383755
watching divegrass

>>7384332
Already on it, sales should be slowing down soon hopefully. Regardless of how much potential I've lost, today is a profit day.

>>7384476
You've only missed 7k per share. You're still getting more than 200% return on your investment, assuming you didn't buy late.

why is migo $9000..... i wanted to buy more

>>7383755
>>7381411
I was literally dead, but I'm better now

>>7384777
priestess...

>>7384768
just click the buy button, bro. MPP is a meme they tell me. Fuck profits. Fuck money. Holy hell she'll be stable 10k at this point and I hate it.

>>7384526
I managed to get 120 with a MPP of $4k, it's smooth sailing for me. Missed out on everything else, but it's only one day. There will be more deals, and I will have another chance to sell my bags.

>>7384948
I wanted to go for 22x35 today but I guess I'll stop at 19x35... My mpp already gone up from 5700 to 6100 since yesterday so I'll stop here for now

>MPP slowly creeping in on the magical $5k
I want to die.

>>7385081
so do we sell tomorrow? will she even moon? 500k views right now combined, not that much more than regular minecraft for whatever reason

>>7384777
Here's some OC kinda for you.
https://files.catbox.moe/bekzz1.png
Some wanker tried doing this on reddit and didn't even bother aligning the fucking pictures. Now my jimmies are unrustled
Spent too long on 4chinz this week already, but I'll work on SYNC later and add some shitty fansub spinning /nasfaqg/ to make OP material for when Marine:
>Bogs
>Crabs
>Dividends LOVE
>Dividends HATE
Nice digits.

>>7385198
>r*ddit
there's your first mistake.

>>7385198
>pauses webm
oH GOD OH FUCK KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>7385282
I go where she goes.

>>7385198
Flare...?

>>7385198
>duckduck go
Google it on your main account you coward

>>7385322
ņ̶̡̡̗̟̣͍͕̯͔̤̟̬̤̥̣̻̼͈̣̌̐̀̎̈́͐͛̂͂̂̾̀̈́̚̚͜͠͝ͅN̸̥̰̆̀͂̉̐͛̃̈́̾̋̊́͑̾̈́͑̀̀̑͘N̵̗̖̯̥͈̜̳̦̱̳̥͈̪̝͙̯̰̻̜̣͓͈̑̑̿̐͌̈́͗̀͗̈̀̂̐͒̎͋̎͗̾̔̂̈̈́̎́̌͂̂̔́̋͌̌̿̒͋͐̃͗̊̚̚̕͘͜͝͝͝͝͝N̷̨̡̛̛̬̪̪̬͙̭̫̼͎͇̫̜̜̪̘̝̠̖̪̳̳͍͔͖͔̗̻͖̼͇͙̻͓̻̞̺̗͍̹̹͐͗̿̊̾͂͋̿́̽̑̍͋̿͌͗̍͗̏̌̿̔͋͊́̃̊̽̽͘͘͜͠͝͝͠ͅͅÃ̴̧̧̡̟͈̦͉̠͕̠̺̦͙͇̻̗̘̤̙͎̱̱̬̣̯̬͇̣͓̗͖̓͜͝Ą̸̧̧̢̡̧̛̛̛͙̰̯̦̤̬͇͈̙̟͖̗͚͉̞̥͓͎̹͖̻̪͓̫̦̬̱̞̤̰͖̺̻̜͓̙̤͈̣̈́̾͋͐͊̿̔͑̓̏̊̊͛̆̂̌̀̾̈̄̐͒̿̀̏̔͋̃̑̈́̌̃́̑̈́̏̆̉̚̕͘͘͜͜͝͠͝͝Á̴̧̨̨̛̘͍̻̼̞͉̭͕͖͎̠͖̱̜̙̙̼͔̮͇̗̬̜͕̺͎̬̦͓̠̟̺̙̃͊̈͗̏̂̽́̓̔͗́̀͐͜͝͝Ą̴̨̛̘̥̣̠̠̰͎́̇́̓̑̍̓́̽́͂̑̿̉̃̋̊̕̕̚͜͝͝A̸̧̨̡̢̹̯͓͔̥̫͚̯̥̘̬̤̩̘̟͈̮̰̰̘̜̙̫̓͗̕ͅĄ̵̛̛̗̳͕͔͉̈́̔͋̑̏̋̋̑̽̔̀̍̋͒͛̀̐̂̓̄̀͆̔̈́́́̈̓͋̋̎̃̎̾͋̌͊͒̕̚͝͝A̵̪̘̤̜̳̼͉̓Ä̶̢̨̛͖̻̮́̇͊́́̎͂͌̒̄̈̾́̈́͛̆̈́̈́͛͐̄̈́͛͌̋͌̒̽̚͘͝͠͠A̴̢̛͙͎͇̘̰͚̹̜̖̖͕̦̙̰̪͍̭̝͖̹̩͎̘̺̼̰͑̂͌̈́͋̽̂̒̏͋̓̂̊́̀͌̈̉̋́̉̔͌̌̀̈́́̀́̈́͑̃̔̆̿̿̽̚̕̚͜͜͝͠͝ͅĄ̴̧̨̧̠̙̙̣̺̘̺̘̜̙̪̪͇̘̻̙͓̺̯͍̦̝̩̖̖̠̖̖̝͓͈̞̬̗̙̍̃̔̀͋͌̈̎̏̎̈́̈̋́̑̔̔̍̔͒̈́̾̎̚͘͠ͅͅẦ̷̧̨͖̜̘̖̙̬̼̫̳͈̫̘̼̭̖̪͜Ạ̴̥̓̑̄̊̉͊̿̈́͌̂̓͛̀̂̂̀͊͘̕Ä̷̢̛̜͈̝̩͖̪͉̰̖̠̮̬̣̰͓̝͕̖͇̼̹̭̻́̌̀̇̆̆́͆̎̋̂̈́͆̒͛̔̉̇͊͊̇̄̏͗̿̉̀̃̕͘̚͜͜͝Ą̶̛̥͓̝̘̮̻̣̆͂̊͆̏̇̈́̑͊̔̉̊͊̈́̉̑͛̐͘̚͝͝Ą̶͚̙͍̟͍̠̮̮̱̬̬̞̼̟͍̠̘̪̪̜̣͔̯͕̥̣͈̖͇̭̻̺͈̺͚̠̻͙̠͇̹̳̏̄́̿̓̿̋̍̍͐̑̓̿̃̔́͆̚̚̕͘͘̕͠Ă̴̢̛͖͙̞̝͍͋͑͛́̍͐̐́̑͆͗̐͠ͅA̷̧̨̖̳͙̭̠̦̯̙̻̼͈̟̪͈̘̺̱̰̹̘̻̪̞̝̪͕̖̰̝̭͚̹̮͍̗̞̩̜̳̗̱̍̈́̎̇̽̑͋͒̉̎̓̾̉͒̚͜͜͜Ą̷̡̧̡̢̢̡̛̱̬̙̪͚̘͍̘̜̳̳͖̦͈͔̝̪̩̥͍͓̮̗̩͖̬̙͖̼̘̟̖̌͂̊͗͒̈́̾͛̃͆̆̑̉̌͋̄̿̆̏̏͗͜͜͝͝͠ͅA̶̡̢̢̡̧̙̜̥̭͎͔̗͓̮̼̼͉̹͇̞͙̺̭̞̝̻̝̣̋̚ͅĄ̷̳̱̘̣̤̞̦͈͎̯̜̝̬̼̞̐͒̍̓̐̌̈̇̓͆͌̉̽͌́̒̽̇͒̈̀̂̿͘̕͠͝Ḁ̴̢̢̛͕̹̩̜̥̟͚̣̱̤͎͎̳̪̬̤͉̻͊͆̋̈́̑̄͗̌͊̏̏͗̄̃͒͛̆̈̚̚͠ͅÀ̴̢̰͙͙̳̩̖̩̭̯̥͓̦̰͚̳̟̻͖͎͍̦̞̈́͂̋̽̀̀͂͆͐́́̿͆̇̊̽̾́́͐̿͂͛̏̊́͋͛̍̓̐̋͌͘͘͘͜͜͝͝ͅĂ̶̘̘͎̥̙̝͍̳͖̬̘̖̭͔̩̫̙̖̥̿͆͛͗́̊̎̉̊̎͂͒̊͋͗̀̏́͊͋͋̈́̋̍̕̕̚͝͝

>>7385322
>>7385338
>>7385394
Yeah the uh, the morph transition isn't very good.
>>7385343
While trying to search it on duckduckgo using an address bar shortcut I accidentally searched it on both Bing and Google. Should've kept the tabs open.

>>7385329
don't follow me to the women's toilet, Tampa

>>7385154
She got a subtick today which will be an ok addition to those 500-600k views. I think she will go up but wont go much above 10000. I will sell personally since I still care about my numbers like an autist but you do you mikofag. How much I will sell also depends on how much she goes up too.

Regarding the view count - When I saw the stream have only 70k peak viewers I got a little sad... however I do think it wasn't advertised very well which could explain why it didn't even get close to 100k live viewers. Oh well, people missed out on this, the 3DLive was amazing.

>>7385198
for some reason this gave a wave of nostalgia for 0x40 hues

>>7385446
a man's gotta do what he's gotta do. It wasn't well advertised but it also didn't have the comeback-buff of last year, also we're having too many Lives lately I guess.

>miko at 9k
fuck I wanted to buy a few more

>>7385465
nta, but I kinda want to make a nasfaq 0x40...

>>7385560
Should be incredibly simple. I remember that it was made customizable to such a degree you really only have to switch images and songs and make fitting beatmaps

>>7385513
both rushi and marine lives broke 100k, which is what I also expected for migo's live. The comeback buff definitely helped last year but she's grown alot since then so you'd expect at least 100k too right... Cover help advertise properly next time onegai...

We'll see if the "too many lives lately" notion is true with Aqua next week, genuinely curious how much views she will get (and how advertised it will be.)

>>7385513
Why are all the lives lately concerts? I'm kinda of a newfag (only started watching as covid became a thing), and there was a lot of clips from 3D lives where the girls are just fucking around. I'm tired of singing, i want some kino moments.

>>7385432
>marine busting in through a locked door
>>I promise I'm not horny any more
can't fucking find it
>ANYTHING of Marinoel bath stream
>>404, folders are a mess
Oh well.
>YWN drink your oshi's ringo straight from the tap, why live?
>>7385465
>0x40 hues
think older https://girlface.ytmnd.com/
>>7385910
I want Rushia getting electrocuted with a lie detector again.

>>7385910
going out on a limb here but the 'rona shit is going up to 11 in japan right now, masks fucking everywhere, slow vax progress and the fucking olympics cucking everyone, those mash-together "lives" are probably all they can manage to do with current rules.

>people selling
aight I'll carry those fucking bags.

>>7383755
>they're all having fun in the discord server
>I'm still uninvited and missing all the fun

>>7386695
you'll never find happiness...

>>7386695
but the link's on the last OP, the aggie pic.

>>7387890
Fucking spoonfeeders gets the rope

>>7387964

eh. I don't like it.

>>7386695
it was a bad day today, nobody wanted to exchange dickpics with me

>>7388717
I wouldn't fuck around with the pulsing logo, otherwise it's pretty neat.

>>7388951
fin

>>7388950
are dickpics the official nasfaq premium currency?

>>7389327
They are but his is fucking weird and nobody wants it

>>7389241
Add the morph monstrosity back in, it was funny

>>7389352
That's not true, it's just a litle bit special

>>7390172
I already ABAYO'd Premiere.
Plus with the faces switching at this speed I don't think it can actually do the morph.
It'll probably be unnoticeable at 4/60 frames shown,or an amorphous SCP blur of Holoface.

>>7390429
>an amorphous SCP blur of Holoface.
there isn't a more perfect representation of /nasfaqg/

>>7390504
Perhaps another day.

thread's been dead lately. Makes me sad

>>7392315
ogey

>>7392315
that's, once again, just the weekend. Holos pumping content, people living their lives, adjustments in 15 hours and honkbot pumping, euros go to sleep
it's like this every week.

>>7392315
>lately
It's always like that. And as always it will live up around the ḧ̸̗́̏ͅo̸̢͓͈̽̇͌ư̴̧r̷͙̃̌ ̸̣͕̜̌̋̽̚ǹ̴̘̱͉͖̓̏i̸͇͑͠ń̸͔̞e̶̔͜t̴͉̓̋̌͘ȅ̴̤̼̩͉̓̽̾e̶̳̺̫̮͗̏̒̐n̸͂͜.

>>7392315
getting bored of the game, might liquidate and dump everything into oshi superchats

I didn't even buy any shion and I went up 3 places on the board, what the hell happened.

>>7392960
4 shion in total, mikochi is mooning, 4 places. Catch me down in the 50s later on

>>7392960
How many migos do you have

>>7392997
>>7393005
none

>>7392362
Ă̵̝̚A̷̗̪̱̹̒̈́̐Â̸̬̻̄Ả̶̛͕̈́A̸̡̙͉̐̃A̸̱̭̜̒̌Ä̸͓̠̞͝A̷̺͉̱̓͘A̴̮̦͌̋͋Â̷̢̖̺͗Ǎ̸͓͍͐̋Á̵̻̓̏͝A̵̭͐̓̕͝Ą̷̧͍͂̍̔͝Ą̵͓̺̀̉͌Ą̶̗̝͂Á̵̖̘̦Ą̷̬̺̙͌́̀A̶̱̰̍Ạ̶̀͛̔̄A̷̡͖̯̤͗̃̏A̵͔̺̿Ą̵̢͇͙͆̂A̶̪̣̝̿͝Ȃ̷̢̘A̶̪͖͚̯̓̌͘A̷̡̱̖̤̔̋̏̾Ạ̵̛͔̗͛͌A̴͖͋̌Ȃ̵̩Ȁ̸͓̑Á̵̗̙͚̀͗͐ͅA̶̤̎͒̂́A̶̧̱̪̰͗̈́͊A̸̯͐͛͘̚ͅA̴̘̟̖̟̐̂Ä̷̟̞̼́̃͊A̷͔͗Ą̵̱͚̳̄͒̚Ă̴̧͎͎͉̄̚À̴͙A̵͚̽̒́͂A̵̱̓̽̐Ã̸͙̕͝Ã̴͉̠͎́̕A̴͖̻̫̒́A̷̮͈̗̾̕Ả̷̺͈A̵͚̪̞͐͘Å̸̟̱͓̊͘̚A̸̘͖͛͐̕A̵͖̼̬̬̋A̶̺͕̥͘A̸͉͂͐̐Ǎ̷͎̎̊̇À̶̦̖̠Ạ̷̩̎Ą̸͔̻͛͘͜Ą̵͗̄A̷̜̋͊͝Ǎ̵͉̯̗̈͘͝A̶̼̼͂̎͋A̷͈͇̞͋̈̀͐A̷̝̠͐̍̀A̵̯̳̩͋̾́̎A̸̛͍͂̓͒A̴̟̼̫̽͘Ā̸͍̂̚Ą̶̟̟̉A̵͚͚͚̞͆͛͑Ą̶͎̊̑̀Ả̶̱̗A̶̖̣͛A̷̠͝Ȧ̸͚̘͜͠A̵̝̓A̵̮̜̱̿̈̽͗Ã̴̧̈́À̸͚̭A̷̟̟͑̿̋Ä̴̯̣́̆A̴͔̱̟̐͛A̵̱̳͉͇̾͊̍̕A̷͉͔͌͝A̷͔̐́A̶̫̘̚Ą̵́͛À̵̜̥̤̪Å̶̜̘A̸͖͒͛̄̀A̷̮̋̀A̶̧̖͛̿̚À̴̢̰͈̦͋A̴̗̖̼̾̊̒̕A̵̳͒Ā̶̰̠̮͗͜A̸̜̣̒̉̍̔Ã̷͙̪̦͎̿͝Ả̴̰̳̹̠̾Ạ̸̩̥̀A̷̡͉̔̽͐ͅA̷̡̨͇͛̀̎A̸̕Ä̸͉̈͒̐Ȁ̵̗͚͘A̴̬͊̄̓̕Ã̸͎͇̿͜͝Ȁ̸̧̡Ȃ̵̭̝̺A̶̗̳͒́̇A̸̠̩̻̐̈̚A̷̳̫̗̋Ā̵̟̩͌̀ͅÁ̴̖̰̯A̶̧̐͆͗A̵̼̖̠̋A̶̤̟͋͒̊Ä̷̖̈́A̶͚̜̙̻͆͑Ä̷̘̖͕͖́A̶̧̽À̵̭̽̃Ä̶͖́́ͅA̴̺̬̖̥̾̍̕͝A̷̳̞̍̈́͂̌Ǎ̸̺̏͋̿À̸̬̼͈͑Ã̷͍͆̃̂Ǎ̵͕͕͝A̴̙͇̕A̸̤̟͔̝̽A̷̡̟̫̤̓Ā̷̳̄̕A̵̖͈̦͝A̵̖͓͊̃Ā̶̫̭̞Ą̷̬͇̪̊̈͊A̵̗̪͍͗͊̑͆A̵̳̓̃͛̋Ȧ̸̹̎̆A̵̯̪͇̾Ḁ̵̃̽A̵̳͒À̵͔̂́Ã̶̗̠̓̈́͜͝A̶̰͑͊͘A̴̢̖̺̎͝Ä̷͇̜͕̪́͛̔A̸̧̜͂͛A̵̢̱͖̺͆́̓̉A̵̤̋̎ͅA̴͎̒̀͑͑ͅĄ̸̺͕̉A̷͇͓̓A̴̱̳͂Ą̷̻̜͍̾͐͊À̸̭͓͇̻̍̇A̷͔͗͛̊̍Ḁ̷̦̫̀A̷̳̕͜A̴̢̧̜͛͗͐Â̷̠̭̝͂͋̈́Ȧ̴̮̣͋̓A̶̪͉͋A̴̪͓͑A̴̡͉̬̣͛̔Ä̷͙́̂̂̓Ạ̷̜̿̔͋͝A̷̡͚̿͒͘A̵̡̘̻͔̿̾͒̿Ä̴͓͕́͂͒͘Å̶̹̩̘͔̓̕̚À̸̠Ȁ̴̛̼̮̥̉À̴̫͚̤̖Ạ̶̦͒A̸̮͍̒͆́Ả̶̩͍̋̓̾A̵͂̈́̈́̃͜Ą̷̨͉̹͑͒̂͝Ạ̴̢̩̌͝A̶̩̻͌̓Â̵͇͒̍͜Ą̵͙̘̏̈́͂Ā̶̰̉Ǎ̴͓̯̱̖̍̓̇Ả̴̻͜Ȁ̸̫̣̜͔́̾A̶͋̆ͅA̷̬̰̭̜͗A̵͇̞͌͝Ȃ̸̧̘̕A̸͕̎̒͝A̸̳͗̒͂͘À̸̜̹̥A̴̟͌̀̃͘Ä̶͉͖̙͖́A̵̧̧̙͋A̸̬͈͇̽́́̒Ȧ̷͖͔͎̈́ͅA̷͎͒͘A̵̜͒́À̴̡̝̰̣̍̿A̸͙͓̽̊̊A̶̗͆͘A̶̜̝̒́̚A̵̗̯̽̈̾ͅÄ̶̬Ą̸̩̂̓̿͝A̵̛͉͚A̴̖̮̐̆̀͘A̴̰͔̐A̶̘̘͒͝Ą̸̿̉̈́A̵̱̞̟̮̿̔Ǎ̶̛̤͖́̚Ą̶͒̃͠A̵̼̗͉͐̈́ͅA̷͍̰̟̽͑͝A̷͎̞̥͇͑͆́͝Ȃ̵̡̖̭̓ͅÀ̶̢̼̜̳A̶̺͔͑̔ͅA̵̡͔̞̥͊̌͋A̴̼͠Ä̷̝̭͚́A̷̤̭̰͠͠Ã̷̢̩͒͘À̷̛̹̾̍Ȧ̶̯͓̻̯̈́̇A̶̠͓̪̽̇Ǎ̴̗͚̣̹̉͝Á̶̡̼̩̘̏̈́̒A̶̘͐̀A̷̡̞̋Ȃ̸̺͙͓̄A̷̪͚̮̺̾͠Ǎ̷͈͐̌̌À̷͍͎͗A̸̠̟̟̭͠A̶̛̟̒͜A̶̯̒͋͗A̷̡͈̣̎Ä̷̪̝̪́̔̚A̴̜̻̣͗̾̇̓A̵̰̙̥͕͂̈́̂͗Ą̷̰̼̞͘Ā̸̦A̵̰̙̬̤̔̉̓͠A̴̳̼̋́͑Â̵͙͑͛̒Ạ̸͋͋̏A̸̗͐͜ͅA̴̫̱̎͗̾̿ͅẠ̷̻̝̳͌Å̴̯̤͛̽̊A̴͍͒̑́̑A̸̙̓́Ā̷̧̘̻Å̵̦̜Ä̶͙̺́̕A̷̗͈̓̓Ã̶̳̭̎A̷̧̧̧̛̞͆͆̕A̸̫̭͊̀̌͐A̸̙̬̮͖̓͌̾A̸͙̳̞̍̇A̴̗̹͐͋A̵̭̾̏͜A̵̡͈͉̺͐͆Ą̷͉͓̞̊̉̈́Ä̷̡́́̏A̷̛̠̙̻͕̋̑͠À̵̘̘͉̃Ḁ̶̽A̸̼͋̎̑A̵͈͋A̸̢͝A̶̰͙̒͑͌̉ͅA̵̮̼͎̒̀̏ͅÀ̷͈͜À̶͔̙̭̌A̷͇̳̋̃Å̴̺͇̊̑̈́Ã̷̰A̵̢͛͂̈́͝Ȁ̴͖͠A̷̡̘̻̜̎A̴̩̹͎͎͌̓A̷̠̦̼͗À̸̙̫̫̯̎Ḁ̵̰͑͗͆͋Ä̵́͝ͅA̶͕͌͗͐̚A̵̿̈ͅA̸͔͆̆̃̕A̶̻̞̼̬̾͐̊A̴͈͉̽̽̔̓A̷̢̗͎̕A̸͈̽Ạ̴̾̉͌͑A̸̯̓̌̌Ǎ̷̼͘A̶̫̒A̸͎͙̟͌Ã̴̬̜̕͜A̴̧̳̘͋͐͌Ả̴̭̫Â̶̘̟͘Ȧ̷͕A̵̛̼͌́A̵̯͗A̴̭̍̎͑̍Á̸͈̳̂̃Á̵̱͕͕͙͘A̷͎̦͠Ä̵͈́̓͆̐A̷̩͠A̵̭̼̋́͑A̶̟͔͖͚̔̆͆͝A̷͙̜̬͍̐͒́Ạ̵͚͕̩̌Ã̵͈͠A̶̯͎̦̩͂̆̍A̷̖͍͛̊͗̃A̷̙͇̓̀̓A̸̡̟͛A̴̱̓͛A̴̱͗̀̔͐A̴̝̦͗̕A̶͚͂̉̍̾Ấ̶͇̂A̶̢̤͓̥͒̽͌͘A̵͈͂͂͠A̸̻͝Ạ̷̢̮̬̽̾͋Á̴̩͑̐͑A̵͔̹̞̾͒̊A̸͔̬̮̓Ä̵͓́̆͌͠A̸̼̻̦̼͗̇Ä̴̩͈́̑̒Ä̸͔́Ä̵͖́̉A̴̻͉̯̯̒Ǎ̸̰̫Ạ̵͂̾ͅÀ̴̧͚̩͂̚͝A̵̩̼̽̍̾A̶͎͉̬̺͂Ã̷̻̝Ą̵͔͌͝A̴̖̖̓Ȁ̴̝̓̕A̷̦̘̓͛̑͠!̷̨̜̬̿̏̇!̸̱̭̳͓͗͠!̴̮̻̖́̊̎

>>7393015
might even be for the better, I smell a crabbing

How will Cumbuds ever recover?

T̸̰̙͉̦͓̆̑̍͂̀͂̿͜ḧ̸̨̬́͌͛͊͂̄́́͌̂͑è̵̛̗̦̫̪̪̹̫͈̞͓͙͂̋̈́͐̏̒̎̌̍͝ ̸̳̇̍a̷̡̜̦̤̩̖̺̰̱̍̊͊̈́̑̄̃̕͠ͅg̶̹͙̺̈́͂͊́̔̎͐̌͜͜͜͝ȇ̴̪̼̱̙͓̗̮̙̭͎͐̒͋͋̈́̃̋͠͝ ̶̡͎͙̾̾̾̏́̀̑̀̈́o̶̫̘͊̓f̷̩̗̝̝͕̙͉͈̭̻̻̟̦̃͂̃͋̎̇͋̏̕ ̶̰͎̘̘͔̭͚͉̣̬̜̫̈̈́͆̒͝ͅo̷̳͚̮̝͇̤̓͋͜͠u̴̧͍̭̻̠̚ř̵̛̠̝̓̄̆̌̚͠͝͝ ̷͇̌́̆̎̔́̚͝p̴̛̛͚̰̩͖̥͊̇̐̄̿͋͛͠r̴̢̳̣͔̊̔͗̌͛͊͗̓̇̎͠ḭ̴̛̛͈͓͇̰̖̈́̾͗̉̿̄͋̓͝͝ë̵̪̳̭͌͠͠s̷̛̹͔̭̪̰̩͊͆͌̾̓̕͜͠ͅţ̵͉̰̗̗̪̫͎̻̗̹͌̇̽̉́̇ͅę̶̫̺͓̱̻̱̙͒̇̓͜ͅs̶͎͚̳̟̞̗̩̼̰͎̱͆͌̆͂͆s̸̢̬̻̜͔̤̥͓͋͘̕ ̸͇̟͍̺̼̳͚͙͉̝̳̺̌̓͊͌ï̶͚͕̮͖̞̐s̷͔̻̖̪̜̱̒͜ ̶̘̪͖̹̄͜ų̷͉̤͎͚͕̓̊̐p̷̹͇̦̖̼̤̘̝̟̜̿͌̒̑́́̎̂̋͘͜͝͝͠ó̴̖͕̟̜̭̉͛̃̕n̸͙̦̻͍̒̂͂̓͒̊̑̈̓̔ ̷̟̯̘̙̝͋̏̐̓̀̎̚u̴̢͚̮͓̗͖̩̼͌̃̋͋̇͗͆͘͝ş̶͎̟̊͆̾.̵̥̝͍͎̩͉̘̭̯̇̍̓͆̄͝ ̷̢͙̠̠̬̼̿̐Ŗ̷̙͚̜͙̭̖̔̈͘͜͜e̴͍̋ș̷̢̖̱̜̫͍̹̟̭͛͑́́̿͛̋̔͌͠ͅi̶̢̛͖̹͖̞̩̪̱̫͎͍̤̭̔̽̄͗͑̀͛̒̔̏s̵̡̫̎̌̚t̵͔̱̉́̃̐̏̂̕͝a̴̖̻̞̗̤͐ņ̵̗͙̥͇̌̆c̶̗̎͌̃̂̃e̷̛̘̭͉̻͈̜͉̳͒̄̈́ ̷̫̀̈́͋̓͑̽̒͝i̷̠͙̖̙͙̘̳̎͋̔̒̓͝s̸͍̘͚̗̣̹͈̞̤̀̔̓̒̾̈́̀̎͊͜ ̸͙̖͕̫͕̪͙͚̈́ͅf̷̨̣̼̹̯̌̔̌̇̒͜u̷͖͂̎̎̾̕̚͝ț̵̙̌̍͋̎̄͂̈́̓͝i̸̙͖͕͍̣͎̟̻̘͋͐͌̈́̒l̴͈̈̌̿̿͂͂̈́̀͂e̵͕̤͎͖̐̄̿̈́̀̾̉̇̚͝

>>7393448
collabs are a debuff for the shark and a buff for whoever she is streaming with.

>>7393448
>playing the worst dead space
shit streams

>>7393448
Xylophone pls...

WELC̵OME̛ -́-̵ ̸TO͜ HO͟UR̶ ̢N̨I̧NET̀EE̵N
H͝OŲR ̨NINETE̢E̴N..͡.
TH͢E͜...̕ ̛N͡I͜NE̵TEE̡N̕T̴H̶ H̢OUR̷
IT͜'S N͟OT T͘H͞E SEVEN̴TEE͝NTH̛ H͘O̕UR
IT͠'S ͘N̵OT ̵T̴H͠E.́..͠ ͝N̡I͜N͢TH ͝H͟OUR
IT'͢Ś H̴OU̷R̛ ͜NIN͜ETE̶EN͠
O̧NE͞...̸ NINE...
A VE͟RY.̵.͟. ŚPECIAL H͞OUR
͜IN ̧TH̷AT, ̷HOUR ̡N̕INE͜TE̛EN,̀ IS ͟T͢H͘E NI͟NÈT̡EEN͜T͞H͘ ̵H́O͘UR, ͝N͘OT... ̵A͜NY OT̢HER̶ ͜HO͠U͢R͡
͡VE̴R̛Y͟ ͞FE͢W̡ H͜OUR̢Ş CA̴N̴ ̀CL̸AI̢M͡ ̛TO ̀BE ̡ŢH͞E͝ NINE͝T̴EE͜N͡T̡H HO͡UR
͢T͞HIS ̛HOU͠R.͜.. I̧S ̧ONE ͟O͘F͢ THOS̕E ͞H͢OUR̕S
AND ͘AS͘ ͠WE̢ S͞IT HER͝E, ̧E̡NJOY͟IN͡G TH̸IS͠ H̢OUR͡,̴ T͘H̢È N͡I͢N̵E̕TEENŢH̡ H̕O͡ÚR͘,̨ LE͝T̷'S SPAR̸E A͘ MOM͟ÈNT̶, TO THIN̕Ḱ OF THO̴S̕È ͠H̸O̡URS TH͝AT͘ ͠A͘REN͟'̛T ̛Q͝U͝ITE̢ ̡THE ̨N̴INE̷T̷EÈNT̸H HO͞UR͜
̵HOUR ̢E͠IGHT̨E͢EN... ͟AND͠ ̷H͝O͝UR TWE̕NTY
̵
W̢EL̴COME ͞TO ͜TH͜E NI̡NE̸TEENT͠H̕ HOUR!

>>7393587
>and a buff for whoever she is streaming with
Literally a debuff for Ina.

>>7393765
wtf... my cool hour 19 song...

>>7393765

If Haachama dropped $3k because of a 30k viewership deficiency, she should skyrocket on the next adjustment right? If she flatlines, I dont even know how this game works anymore

>>7393765
>BUY OCTOINA every hour
>I can buy only hexaina each hour
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>>7393587
>>7393625
t. cumbuds

>>7381502
art

>>7393765
thank god I didn't touch DDLC+ yet that fucking version at 1am midnight is nightmare fuel

Global and 4-5 splits are not enough and you have to shit up nasfaq as well? Obsessed

VROOM VROOM NENECHI IS INCLINING I HOPE YOU HAVE FAT STACKS INFLATION IS UNCHECKED EVERY DAY IS THE LAST DAY OF [whatever fucking coin] BEING THIS CHEAP

>>7394015

>>7394718
and neither do you you lying prick

>>7394748
hachaama is being removed next adjustment anon

>>7394768
oh. good.

who is this?

>>7394970
I'm bait!

>>7394970
mhm sex

>>7394652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph870txT_6k&t=1502
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

>>7394970
qut, I wonder who it is.

>>7395172
OHHHHHHHH SEX!

>>7394970
some dyke indie. Wouldn't recommend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRYfZbsW9hw

>zhonk bot didn't sell for 2 hours
I will never financially recover from this

Thanks, Big Plans, I guess.

>>7398299
push push

Someone is posting retarded shit and its constantly with similar reaction images to mine and I cant tell if they're trying to falseflag as me or im being paranoid

>>7398595
I'm not false flagging, I'm you

>>7398595
>>7398830

>>7398926
No, I'm not going back you bitch.

what time is the daily adjustment onegai ;_;

>>7399314
just under 12 hours

Hi-
I'd like to give you guys a little update on what is currently being worked on and the new game mechanics coming soon that we hope will make things a bit more interesting. The next big update will have two major features: A gacha and an item auction. With the gacha, you will have the ability to spend a certain amount of cash to win special items with varying rarity. The more common items will be purely cosmetic, while the scarcer items will have unique abilities such as boosting your adjustment gains, providing insurance on days of red, or even cursing you with amplified losses or stunted gains. Players will be able to then trade their items amongst themselves via the live auction system, where you can engage in bidding wars and make some money with your excess items. We are aiming to have these done and delivered to you at some point next week.
One idea that is currently in the discussion phase is user-submitted art that players could also bid on via the auction system. Shorting, options, and trade orders are also in the works, but their priority has been shafted in favor of getting the items out. Thanks! Please anticipate!

>>7399314
when nasfaq clock hits 9:05 or in 11h 39m

>>7399369
get on the floor or walk the dinosaur

>>7399369
>gacha
nasfaq is now pay2win
pack it up boys, game is dead

>>7399369
This gacha sounds incredibly promising, thank you for the money sink honk

>>7399369
Sounds good but wouldn't that instantly make the richfags even richer? And how would you get rid of cursed items? Also, any plans for a betting mechanic like we sometimes do in the floor?

>>7399369
>user-submitted art that players could also bid on via the auction system
I will now sell my shitposts through nasfaq

>>7399575
>user-submitted art that players could also bid on via the auction system
Buying mogus dickpics...

>buy shitload of haato before she moon
>become strong illness and can't sell for 3 days
>haato is now worthless
>buy a couple of shion
>vomit and fall a sleep for 20 hours with the autotrader buy shion
>I am now sell shion and haato at massive loss
I lost over 10M in the week, I am now ruined. Gone from 60-70 to 150+.
Do you think I can make a come back ?
How do I fix it ?

>>7399606
Time to /api/DeleteOwnAccount

who here /still selling/

>>7399369
No. Just no. To all of it.

>>7399456
Obviously not with real money
>>7399477
I will say there are definite considerations we're making in terms of dampening exponential gains
>betting mechanic
It has been discussed but nothing concrete as of yet

>>7399729
I hope i'll make it out in time

>>7399369
BUYNG ALL THE ROPE IN THE GAME IKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7399863
Bidding war over the $ROPE oshi board IKKZZZZ

>>7399369
based

>>7399770
FINALLY I don't have to rely on that burning circle of doujins anymore to curse people

>>7399369
>One idea that is currently in the discussion phase is user-submitted art that players could also bid on via the auction system.
I suppose you can only submit content that you've made yourself? How are you gonna verify the player is indeed the author?

I wonder how much a picture of my dick is worth.

>>7399971
make it so users are able to copyright strike another user if they do not get permission to auction off the artist's art and will have to pay reparations, also have a news tab so we can see the status all legal proceedings going on

>>7400048
post it and we can start the bidding war

We're finally gonna get our dickpic market! Dicks of the more well liked players will fetch a fortune, and we're gonna get dick collectors! This game is saved!

>>7400151
But who are the most well liked players excluding people in the top 10?

>>7399369
>hooker is going to make the rich richer and the poor poorer
i think the richest players should be allowed to buy weaker account's right to post and shitpost on the floor using their names or better yet allow rich players to force change poorer player's name.
you could also add the option to close a coin for a day so that no one can buy or sell it but it keeps going up/down for the whole day by using an item/money.
why not allow them to change a vtuber's oshimark into one of the item? i want to turn ayamy into a fucking rope.
please add a bug spray that divides the divs of korean and chinese(future proofing) vtubers by 2 but doubles the divs of kiara and ayamy.

>>7400048
non mutilated dicks are worth 50% more than american ones

>>7400381
This.
Gacha should only be aethetic

>>7400381
I would accept an infusion of 100 million to change my name

>>7400446
Ok diccy anon

>>7400468
10% of the accounts worth per day.
all of this is taken by the broker(system) so you don't get shit.

>>7400491
You niggers stop repeating it, I fat fingered and did't read twice before posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPBqpyub4Kc

>>7400432
based and first world pilled

>>7400432
are ones with phimosis worth double?

>>7400909
only if its under 4 inches and not a mutant oversized penis

zhonkbot doesn't work properly whenever I tab out nasfaq. It misses at least one cycle. What the fuck

>>7399369
should the user-generated auction have fees? I think there should be as another way to delete money from the system

>>7401073
>missed one cycle
try missing a full day because the site decides to crash

>>7400381
>please add a bug spray that divides the divs of korean and chinese(future proofing) vtubers by 2 but doubles the divs of kiara and ayamy.
I fell asleep before the 19th hour and was freaking out until I read this. Never change.

>>7399369
>One idea that is currently in the discussion phase is user-submitted art that players could also bid on via the auction system.
;)
>Shorting, options, and trade orders are also in the works, but their priority has been shafted in favor of getting the items out.
our fucking NFT shitpost idea got priority over the trading feature.
I'm going to break this feature with the first submission I make. You will see honkler.

>>7401240
The auctions will have fees, yes.

>Mori releases another song that would never be counted on the API

you want more shitty suggestions ?
a guild system, every member can pay a percentage of their weekly divs to get half the effects of their guildmate's item powers and curses (double cooldown for items using cooldown).It's an all or nothing kind of deal so for each new member the price increase forcing guilds to stay small to be useful.
add spying to guilds (5% of the price of each members in the guild your guild is spying, max 1 spy without item bonuses) allowing you to see what they are doing and get a random item power/curse (half effect) of each member per week
so for example if the haatons create a guild and another guild spied of them they would see all of their shares+last buy/sell of each members+1 random item per member but would need to pay 5% of all the haatons weekly to have access to this shit
and allow guildmates to buy shares for other members while giving the cooldown to the member who is giving the share allowing guilds to massbuy shares for a single player and "trade" coins between each other
please honk i just want to make majestic 5 and force the matsurites to become haakavians for a day please please
also please add akai hiatus as a curse to the haatons

>>7401811
>majestic 5 and force the matsurites to become haakavians for a day please please
wat
>also please add akai hiatus as a curse to the haatons
kek

>>7401811
what did the fuck did i just read
>also please add akai hiatus as a curse to the haatons
my sides

>>7401811

>>7401551
honk, while you're here:
Is using the Google Sheet auto-trader "misusing" the NASFAQ API?

>>7401924
Yes, banwave is coming later this week.

>>7401811
I can see it now, the original nasfaq trinity creating a guild for only the 3 of them resulting in complete dominance of the game.

>>7402054
Finally someone who understands !

>>7401924
no. It's completely fine

>>7401924
not honk but dev here.
this is a spreadsheet game, just like stocks irl autism is supposed to be rewarded.
my word is not law however, and I don't want to go on without Ms. Honk's asmr.

unrelated, if we get permissions from pixiv and twitter artworks to use them in our game, would you guys be interested in collecting png gacha?
maybe select your favorite pngs you own to show them on leaderboard, like beside the public wallet or something.

>>7402149
also, honk is a gay

>>7402149
>asking permissions on every single artist from twitter and pixiv
that's too much additional work for you guys

>>7402149
literally just get some license free hat pngs that can be super imposed over our oshimark in the leaderboards and everyone here will be jumping over themselves to give you all the dick pics you could ever want.

>>7400083
>make it so users are able to copyright strike another user if they do not get permission to auction off the artist's art and will have to pay reparations, also have a news tab so we can see the status all legal proceedings going on
Who will become NASFAQ's first IP troll? First "clipfag" equivalent stealing other people's shit? Will it be limited purely to drawn art or will shitpost edits count?
>>7402149
>not honk but dev here.
>this is a spreadsheet game, just like stocks irl autism is supposed to be rewarded.
>my word is not law however, and I don't want to go on without Ms. Honk's asmr.
picrel
>unrelated, if we get permissions from pixiv and twitter artworks to use them in our game, would you guys be interested in collecting png gacha?
>maybe select your favorite pngs you own to show them on leaderboard, like beside the public wallet or something.
I drew my own Bucco Bruce hat and I'm wearing it damn it. I give myself permission. You guys technically have permission from kukie already, right? Her art alone would be enough for me NGL. I'm framing that Mori/Kaiba edit and putting it in lights.

>>7402149
As long as I can draw shitposts on paint and upload them I'm happy

>>7402054
sorry I'm new here, but who is the original nasfaq trinity?

>>7401924
As always, if we detect someone abusing the server then that IP will be banned. If someone decides to set up scripts to make trades for them using the API and they aren't bogging the server at noticeable levels then there isn't really any way for me to discern this usage from normal players and as such there's nothing I can do. However, I think most players think that intricate scripts like these make the playing field a bit unfair since not everyone has the technical know-how to put them to use especially after that whole /api/deleteOwnAccount debacle. Someone making their own script and having that level of dedication to get ahead would be rewarded by their efforts, but if these kinds of scripts are distributed and become a new meta then I can see how some players would feel alienated. Of course, I have no control over this and people can do what they want. If I say it's banned then that won't change anything for the reason stated above, there's no way to enforce it. I think the player base here is small enough that we can act on an honor system where we can avoid any holocaust2.0 type scenarios. That isn't allowed. From what I've seen of the haato script, this isn't what it is doing.

>>7402211
I'd be willing to try. Email them, , maybe automate it somehow? scrape their twitter for
an email link?
>>7402289
>>7402260
>I drew my own
>draw shitposts on paint
for sure, this would be a separate higher quality collection, portraits of specific holos, with determined rarities. but I have no idea if enough artists if at all would give permissions. Could we legally have the collection be just the image links, without permissions? How legal are boorus do it anyway, can artists request takedowns?

>>7402426
>How legal are boorus do it anyway
jesas I mangled while editing this
>How legal are boorus anyway?

>>7402385
Enough of a greenlight for me to at least try messing with it. Thanks honkler.
I literally had to clean between Haato's toes to delete chat from this and now I am strangely aroused. I am not a footfag, or at least I wasn't before. Fuck this board.

I can't wait for some asshole to contact every artist saying that you are selling their fanart for real money.

>>7402380
Mogu, tft (touch fluffy tails management), yfp

>>7402794
pls no

>>7401811
based

>>7402732
anon got hard from cleaning haachama's feet! anon got hard from cleaning haachama's feet!

>>7403163
I want to clean this retard's feet.

>>7402732
>>7403163
Feet merch when?
https://twitter.com/magowasabi/status/1421910048041627649

Holy fuck thank you honk and devs, im the gachafag and you made my day with this incoming update. goodbye leaderboards. hello my shitty png collection

>>7403597
are you ready for ms. honk to drop a limited banner on us?

Finally joined the lambo club today

how the fuck did you richfags play this before the autotrader was a thing

>>7403911
we made our own traders

>>7403911
auto clickers

>>7403858
getting my .005% limited banner png's that will make me spent 10m honk dollar and quit the game? you bet your dick i do

>>7403911
Working from home/neet life and a sixth sense for how long 15 minutes is.

>>7402385
Thanks honk for addressing the sheet. I'll will not distribute anymore sheets that can potentially change the meta and alienate new players. For now I will delete the sheet.

>>7403911
the cooldown period was higher so I just used a second monitor and also traded more coins instead of mass trading 1 coin.

>>7404184
I didn't get a chance to copy it. You nigger!!!!!!!

>>7404184
thank you mr spreadsheet man for the services.

>>7404184
Atleast keep it open for people who can do archive reps

>>7404184
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't get the spreadsheet need. Why not just sell when number big and buy when number small? /shrug

>>7404184
see
>>7404263
>I didn't get a chance to copy it. You nigger!!!!!!!
I have your older version that traded way more frequently...
>>7390504
Tried it as a GIF using still frames from the video since Premiere doesn't want to play nice anymore. The filename says it all.

>>7404714
numbers are only big and small while im asleep

>>7404752
>ywn drive down a highway with the NASFAQ gang bobbing their heads side to side to this song
why do I even bother with this life anymore...

>>7404714
because
the autotrader doesnt have upper price buy limits
trades every 12 minutes instead of 10
need to have your pc on 24/7 to trade
Haatonbot was a much better trader than zHonkbot

>>7404184
I should have made a copy when I had the chance...

>>7404918
>riding a late night bus alone because you never got the discord invite

>>7404263
>>7404486
>>7404642
>>7404649
>>7405006
>>7405084
Where the fuck were all of (You) when the entire thread was just people shitting down the guy's throat not only for making it in the first place, but for sharing it publicly?!
Fucking schizos.

How much are you guys ready to pay for the updated version ?

>>7404184
Unironically based, haatons went up slightly in my book

>>7405140
If you don't recall, people were getting their accounts deleted at that same thread so lots of people avoided links.

>>7405179
Did anyone actually get their account deleted? I thought that was all FUD and shitposting.

>>7404918
Don't worry, I just put a deposit down on a SAMSUNG boat and paid for the full Raytheon package, we're going to be smoking Somali's in no time.

>>7404714
the autotrader sheet got the special little ability to trade while muh pc is off. timezones exists you know and the little guy helped me out

>>7405140
I opened the sheet and was about to save it, then I fell for the FUD and chickened away, hell I even shat on him too

>>7405140
defending the haato you delusional fuck, you're not the only one there

>>7405140
wagecucking

>>7399369
add $DICCY badge instead of this gacha shit

>>7405198
dumbasses messed with the /api/deleteownaccount thing. honk restored their accounts

>>7405203
>Gunning down rat bastards with guns from your Samsung boat with AHOY playing on the built in Samsung speakers on the way to the French outskirts for the first NASFAQ meetup
Maybe I will live on in hopes to be apart of this one day...

>they didn't copy the sheet
I'm not even using it

>>7405203
one day the Ahoy rave will be real

>>7405372
I copied it and put off copying his updated version with less frequent API calls because I was waiting for the greenlight.

>>7404184

dont restore it mr spreadsheet man, let the doubters drown in regret. remember the shit you took

>>7405513
I remember it like it was 5 minutes before adjustment

I hope you guys aren't using your real email or password because it's all plaintext and you can use the api to request password change to see both the email address AND the password of anyone by using the /api/resetPassword with their session token (y'know, the little thing you gave to spreadsheet haaton)

>>7405513
i'll be posting my copy at the nasfaq discord so don't you worry guys

>>7405623
nice try but haatons dont have my session token. I deleted the section that phones home from the script before running it.

>>7405623
obviously

>>7405623
>I hope you guys aren't using your real email or password
r-right imagine being the retard who does that

>>7405724
mr koro...

>>7405623

>>7405623
>I hope you guys aren't using your real email or password because it's all plaintext and you can use the api to request password change to see both the email address AND the password of anyone by using the /api/resetPassword with their session token (y'know, the little thing you gave to spreadsheet haaton)
Where do I start?
>not using a unique password for every site with a password manager
>not using a "shit I don't care about" e-mail for anything even remotely connected to 4chan
>not looking through the Haaton's script and thus not realizing it's ONLY contacting nasfaq via the API
>all of the above - only nasfaq has my e-mail/PW

>>7405772
>ms.honk has my university email and the password I use for everything

well now that the autotrader deleted and i assume the guys have a know how to read codes and thus not stupid, is the trader really safe to use?

>>7405899
read it for yourself baka

>>7405899
There were at least 2-3 of us looking through it the moment it was posted saying there was nothing fishy about it FFS.

>>7405933
there's at least 5 haatons

>>7405899
>he doesnt trust the Haatons

sorry am dumb and numbers and letters meshed together scares me

>>7405995
6db4f9eb-5284-4c27-b640-abc3c2828faf

>>7405772
>using a pirate to false flag
Nice try haaton

>>7405933
Did you check the updated version ?

>>7406027
No, I never got the chance to.

>>7406076
>custom 4channel css
holy shit this guy's a massive faggot

>>7406119
>>custom 4channel css
https://github.com/KevinParnell/OneeChan/

>>7406076
are you using oneechan

>>7406119
welcome to /nasfaqg/ enjoy your stay and remember to send dickpics to strangers on the internet.

>>7406146
I know nigger I mean he made his own custom theme

>>7406155
Yep, was spoonfeeding someone on getting soundposts working and they were using an old version of oneechan that was breaking things. Tried it out once they found this fork [?] and liked it.
>>7406187

>>7406244
Based Haaton!

>>7406244

>>7406395
based.
also aaaaaaaaaaaa my eyes

>>7406395
>every time I post something Ina looks down on me
...I dont know how to feel about this exchange.

>>7405280
Please consider changing filenames (fellow nekko?), same issue as >>7398595 . Mistaken identity freaks me out like nothing else, and the guys in the thread have a knack for remembering file names.

>>7406754
NTA, but the relative time frame this image first showed up in leads me to believe it was also you.
ノです

>>7405839
Devchama here, I know a lot of this is shitposting but rest assured that >we don't actually know your password, that's always been encrypted.

but im too lazy to do that

>>7405839
Devchama here, we've got your passwords

>>7406826
If you're Devchama, and you're IP #42, then who the fuck was >>7402149 ?

not Devchama here, I hope you have a good day today!

>>7406911
Pls remmber happy day!

I always save files with the same filename anon uses

>>7406911
>911
I'm not going back, you can't make me

>>7406841
Understandable, I'm so lazy that I don't even name my files anymore. I just punch the keyboard. I will never have a job!

>>7406907
That was devchama #3

I'm going to save avatarfag png's with t the same filename so I can steal their identity

>>7406907
Devchama here, that's Dev the Fourth (?) or whatever the hell they go by these days. They're a legitimate dev though.
Anyways, can I get some opinions regarding items with bonuses? Yes or no? And if no, would you guys buy and trade items anyways, just for the cosmetics? I know some of you expressed opinions earlier.

>>7406805
Stalkers man

>>7406998
I'm not feeling item bonuses but collectible cosmetic only items are cool.

>>7406998
The bonuses need to be cosmetic only or increase the odds of cosmetic only item drops, otherwise this is the worst idea any of the devs have taken and rolled with.

Devchama here, i'll have you know that plain text is a perfectly valid way to keep passwords as long as no one except you and us can look at them. Be assured that our site would never be hacked, mostly because it would crash before anyone could access anything, and that we don't intend to ever use them because we don't know the names of your other accounts unless you used the same name when creating your NASFAQ account.

>>7406967
if you work you die, never work.
>>7406998
bonus items are going to be fucking gay because the top 10 will always outbid other players to hoard them.

>>7406998
There's nothing wrong with cosmetics. Collectibles are fun on its own, having bonuses could be nice but I'm worried it would have a negative effect if top players can monopolize them. Not to mention, bonuses can take you out of the immersion of a stock market simulation.

Devchama here, Mogu has a feminine penis.

>>7407111
the digits dont lie...

>>7406998
i vote cosmetics only

>>7406998
>TL;DR, TF2 Hats
YES.
in all seriousness, I love the bonus/modifier items. I want some Mario Party in my NASFAQ.
So long as they're
1. Consumable
2. Gacha drops
That way at least richfags can't just pay top dollar for them and blow everyone else out
>>7407061
>Be assured that our site would never be hacked, mostly because it would crash before anyone could access anything,
This is the only reason I believe you're actually a dev. kek.

>>7407111
Holy digits, it's true

I like the idea of rare gacha rewards that do something but I can't for a second imagine how you'd balance them, they're just going to benefit rich fags every time and if someone poor gets one they're gonna make a stupid amount of money.

Rare gacha drops that let you change the color of your name on the leaderboard. You can have this one for free, devs.

>>7406998
I vote yay.
The rich should be richer and the poor should be poorer.
please add cunny soda for everyone owning 100 gura

put a 0.0001% one that lets me bog a coin for a day so I can kill people in the leadearboard

>>7406998
cosmetics only pls
>>7407156
richfags have an advantage regardless if the items are consumable/gacha, having THAT much money allows them to somewhat brute force it and with the power of their autism probably take ungodly amounts of advantage per use of item giving them net profit, with the cycle going on and on.

>>7407206
THIS

>>7406998
I dunno about bonus, but i sure as hell hope there's some items with a really low drop rate to fuel my gacha addiction.

All connections to the site are secured via TLS and passwords are salted and hashed thoroughly before going into the database, do not fear.

The rare things that do interesting stuff would have to be untradeable, short duration and super undertuned.

>>7406998
cosmetics yes
anything that changes gameplay, no

I want a 1/1000 NON-STACKABLE gacha item that lets me reset my trade cooldowns

>>7406998
Have a couple of ultra rare items at like 1/10k chance. Cosmetics only tho.

>>7407206
This but it lets me change a coin's icon for 24h, I NEED to change suisei comet for a CD emoji

>>7406998
cosmetic only, whether that be items that let players change their name color, profile to a custom image, or maybe add sound effects when people open their wallets

>>7406998
>We have four devs now
Cool.
>Opinions on Bonuses?
Cosmetics only. The only Bonus I want to see is Bonus Wrestling.
Oh, while you're here, have you guys been aware that your "Weekly" stats scraper is only accounting 6 days' worth of stats?

>>7407334
>opens wallet
>NO TENGO DINERO, WOAH! NO TENGO DINERO, NO NO NO NO!

>>7406998
What would be the amount of money to roll the gacha once? Will there be 10x rolls? I fucking love gacha. Cosmetic only tho, as bonuses would just end up unbalanced and favouring the top 1%, mostly

>>7407231
Salted you say? Sounds good to me

Add a tier that gives legendary everytime but scales based on the top 10 richest (with a minimum of like 100M)

methinks that gacha should be cosmetic only, in the same vein, bonuses can be cosmetic, like a set of png will give 5% increase of your networth, you didn't gain any liquid but you get your greens.

>>7407407
Me again but better idea : "pick a legendary of your choosing for Scaling+100M"

Perhaps only allow the stuff that affects the gameplay to be rolled once a day or once a week, and affordable for at least the top ~200, so it isn't called unfair. Cosmetics and the like ought to be rollable an unlimited amount of times, but fairly expensive so there's still a point to it. I'm no game designer, but this makes sense to me.

>>7407372
People saying "cosmetics only" are shooting themselves in the foot. I want an item that lets me force this to play on someone else's NASFAQ.

oshicoining is one hell of a drug, huh

>>7407535
I want an item that autoplays this on every page if a player's wallet is closed

devs can test it, first legendary gacha will be a -1 min trade cd. lets see how much liquid will be drained in the economy....

Gacha rolls should cost a % of your total networth

>>7407590
what happens when I roll 10 of them

>>7407621
you turbonigger

>>7407621
1% for the rich, 10% for the poor

>>7407535
when people say cosmetic, they mean that it only changes how something is perceived without changing how something actually works. in this case, forced soundposting would be considered cosmetic.

>>7407582
YES. it's like >>>/qb/ but better

>>7407590
that wont help the economy at all, it will only make it worse.

>>7407630
Insta-trading, then you'll get banned for cheating

>>7407031
Devchama here, noted.
>>7407053
Noted.
>>7407105
Noted.
>>7407152
Noted.
>>7407156
I agree bonuses would be fun but like many anons on the thread pointed out and we devs fear, richfags could blow everyone out anyways through brute force.
>>7407184
Yeah, that's something we've been discussing a lot and that we're trying to figure out.
>>7407206
Thanks for the idea.
>>7407210
Sure.
>>7407222
kek
>>7407223
Noted and agreed on your second point.
>>7407228
Noted, we'll be expanding the item catalogue as we go so hopefully there will be something that feeds your desire. We'll also have limited time items for special events etc. assuming we manage to get everything running smoothly.
>>7407239
It's one way to balance things but yeah, it's hard to come up with a good system.
>>7407261
Noted.
>>7407265
Maybe.
>>7407311
Yeah, we'll make sure gachafags get their fill of rare cosmetic items that require 10 million rolls.
>>7407334
Good ideas, thanks for the suggestions!
>>7407365
There's always been 4 devs on the thread, noted about the bonuses. Also, yes, we're fixing that Soon™.
>>7407380
Initially we were thinking 5k per roll and maybe 10x rolls as well. No clue, a lot of it is up in the air right now as we're scrambling to get the backend and frontend done first.
>>7407434
I mean, we could have something that's entirely on the frontend and just makes it look like you're richer than you are.
>>7407498
Maybe. The cosmetic shit will be rare-ish and relatively expensive so you'll have your fill.
>>7407535
>>7407582
Absolutely. We'll make sure you guys get items that allow you to earrape your opponents into submission.
Fucking hell, I just realized I barely have any good Shion images to shitpost with.

Forcing people to listen to Sparks to make them foam at the mouth and stop trading for 2 weeks
we like to do a little trolling

>>7407682
Don't you fucking dare, I will blast sparks back at 4AM through your ThinkPad's speakers

>>7406998
>always sneaking this by the Yuros
let cosmetic only be the test-run for 1-2 weeks, if it sells like trash/ goes the way of the superchat, fuck it, make it have effects.
For one-time consumables, you could either makes those really gatcha or give out some for specific milestones in coins, i.e. 350 mikochi give you one Shrine Maiden's Blessing, all it does is remove a curse.
88 Ina -> w̵̛͙̾r̷̤̉á̵̜̳̦͋t̶̬̹̄̓̈́ḫ̷̼̥͊ ̷̛̙̖̜õ̸̯͗f̸̡̩͕́́̈ ̶̰̾̈́̚h̸̡̛͓̽o̸̖͎̒͂̄u̵̩̝̇r̶̥͋͂̾ ̷̻̈́1̶̧̉̊͒͜9̴̰͌, removes 100k views from the next adjustment value, we'd have to source something for all the holos though. Might be fun, will be a balancing pain in the ass, but also shitposting galore.

>some faggot decided to spend all his money into buying Sora coins
>I got kicked out from the oshiboard as a result
>couldn’t buy enough Sora coins to get my place back
Fucking chocoballs. I’m gonna sell my Sora coins and invest in other coins instead and then pump my money on Sora.

>>7407740
Look at this faggot and laugh. How the fuck are you unable to buy your way back onto a noncompetitive board?

>>7407734
Devchama here, ごめん, I don't mean to, it's just usually the time I browse the threads. I'll try to do it at yurofag hours next time. Regarding your suggestions, yeah, that sounds like a solid way to implement things.

>>7407621
Not for cosmetic gacha

>>7402794
aggie NFTs, done.

>>7407667
>Absolutely. We'll make sure you guys get items that allow you to earrape your opponents into submission.
I'm holding you to this:
>>anon opens my wallet
>LOUD SPORTS MUSIC
>>anon complains
>their NASFAQ plays Sparks
>>wallet closed
>NO TENGO DINERO
>yfp back in first again, mogu moves up a spot, etc.
>>all of NASFAQ: MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU
>Tower's account, PERMANENTLY
>>MYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEART'S A STEREO
I am prepared to spend all of my liquid on this.
>>7407796
These are prime yurofag hours. Everyone else is asleep, and I'd be too if I hadn't fallen asleep at h̸̡̛͓̽o̸̖͎̒͂̄u̵̩̝̇r̶̥͋͂̾ ̷̻̈́1̶̧̉̊͒͜9̴̰͌.. You're sneaking it past the rest of the burgers.

>>7407734
at the same time, thats pretty unfairly balanced based on each holo, no? 350 FAQs is a vast difference to 88 tentacles. Granted a standard amount i.e. 50 coins per bonus wouldnt be fair either seeing as 50 ayamy is leagues away from 50 ringos, but you get the point, right?

>>7407667
Get honk to add the rrat generator AI so we can burn consumable gacha items to make it send FUD.

>>7407781
I’m only 2 weeks in

>>7403911
being much poorer helped.
it was also another meta entirely, I think there's maybe two-three stacks of 1k coins clicked manually (mogu, LoliBaba, Natsuiro Holdings?) in the entire game.

>>7407869
there are like a total of 4 burgers that play this game whether we get their opinion or not doesn't matter

>>7407014
game full of schizos, you get used to it
abuse it against them if you dare, adds a whole other layer to the game

>>7403911
Had nothing to do all day and rewired my brain to look at NASFAQ every 10/15 minutes. NASFAQ is serious business, having a job or other responsibilities are both things of secondary importance

>>7407931

I thought about looking for a job today but I realised I'd almost certainly miss adjustments so I decided not to.

>>7405203
>live with sea access in the city
LETS FUCKING GO if we get internet on the boat somehow I could even wagecuck on the Moguyacht(forma NASFAQG)

today will be a case study on subticks, weekly averages and overbought-mechanic.

>>7408008
>overbought-mechanic.
JWU-chama...

>>7407946
I've only ever larped as a Pomudachi, gonna try and keep it that way. Picture related

>>7408008
>Miko crabs
>Chammers moons somehow
Haatons keep winning...

>>7407869
Devchama here, I was mostly shitposting there, we'll try for sure to think up of a good way to implement it but just allowing you fags to play whatever the fuck you want to for everyone could land us in hot shit legally. Don't take this as me saying "we won't do it" just that it'll be a bit difficult. Also, IDK, I know some of you on the thread are burgers that never fucking sleep.
>>7407894
We've got more or less a few ideas on how we're gonna use the AI but it'll be a while longer before you see that on the site formally.
>>7408008
Anon, I even fucking added it to the changelog, the overbought mechanic is no more.

>>7406989
always nice to see them spreading so people begin doubting who I really am

>>7408008
Chammers to 13/14k, Miko will be lucky to break 12, Maybe, I might be retarded.

>>7406998
he's dev IV to me

>>7408071
Can I get some more free financial advice?

>>7407667
>Also, yes, we're fixing that Soon™.
ATTENTION ALL YOCTOGRAMS. I WAS NOT GOING INSANE WHEN I SAID STATS WERE NOT COUNTING 7 DAYS.
Never doubt my autism powers ever again.

G.U.R.A. Report & Numbers Review return tomorrow. Please look forward to it.

Only another 21 hours of selling Shion to go.

>>7408059
bring it back onegai if items don't bring enough movement, we're closing in on 24/7 trading being neccessary for the top 2 with abhorrent speed

2 months in and im almost at 300k

>>7408151
You'll get the lambo in no time.

>>7408151
Anon what the fuck are you doing?

>>7408088
or yondev

>>7408151
I beleb in you!