/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73909609
Mori should tell her to join her in VCR

Can't save someone that doesn't wanna be saved.
Also, I am a man.
I think I'll leave this one to Kaela.

nah

>>73909818
Imagine how absolutely autistic the sex would be

>>73909971
>k-kronii, this is yabai, my religion tells me that...
>shhh, it's okay kaela, here, smoke some more weed to calm down. okay, i'll start
>*kronii tongues the fuck out of kaela's virgin pussy*
>*indonesian scream*
>WOAH BRO, sorry man did i hurt you? jesus, you scared the shit out of me
>k-keep going kronii, please..!
And basically every time they touched each other it'd elicit a reaction the other would be afraid of and would have to be reassured that everything is okay.
They'd spend an hour on foreplay and would give up the first time, though.

>>73910484
Hedgehog's lesbian dilemma. Hot

>>73909609
I will cut my dick off and become feminized for my clock queen if Kaela doesn't take her hand in marriage.

>>73910484
hot

>>73909609
She can't be saved.
The moment Sally announced she was getting married it was all over.

>>73909609
>she clearly needed someone
don't we all?
just because you are desperate doesn't mean you have to be an ass about it, she could have done everything in a nicer non passive aggressive way and everything would have been fine, add to this that the fucking homo was an absolute cunt and fucked everyone over except the drama fags and yesmen
best I can do is not shit on her

The aquarium stream was so fucking uncomfortable, I canceled membership. I hope she is in therapy.

>>73911829
why
what happened

>>73909609
>please save Kronii
Why are you asking for help? Does she not have friends of the opposite sex or what?

Kronii was "saved" the moment ID3 was a thing what is the weird concern trolling thread?

>>73909609
bros she just like me. but not the fun way

>>73909609
>not overlaying the smallville theme song instead

>ywn meet kronii in the psych ward
>ywn form an uneasy friendship on account of being the two sanest people there
>ywn deepen your relationship talking about preferred suicide methods and all the ways in which your lives are fucked up
>ywn console her as she cries about sally
>ywn convince her that being with a man might not actually be so bad
>ywn share your first kiss being watched by an overweight 60yo lunatic who thinks he's fidel castro
>ywn have such awful sex that it finally convinces her to an hero

>>73909818
This, she doesn't want to be saved, she wants sally. I can bet my left nut that this wasn't the first time, I can imagine Kronii standing on the side watching how sally got boyfriend after boyfriend, how she felt when she had her first kiss, when the guy took her virginity, when she couldn't contact her at all because deep down she knew sally was busy fucking her boyfriend and maybe telling her about it like girls do sometimes. Kronii waited until the last guy that came into sally's life, she thought it would be another flop but surprise surprise!! they got married and had a child, while she waited like a fucking lapdog for some love her friend moved on and now was impossible to reach her, she wasted all her life and feelings for sally and now Kronii's an empty husk, she spent so much fucking time chasing sally that she can't even commit, not even when she decided to give her number to that one gymbro who I'm pretty sure her recent ''i'm afraid of commitment'' thing was about.

>>73911517
you could make a 2 part doujin series with kronii
>part 1 is her getting mindbroken and NTR'ed as Sally leaves her, marries and has kids with some dude
>part 2 is her having a rebound with IRyS/Kaela

>>73912895
>implying the smallville song would emphasize OP's seriousness instead of coming off as corny, cringe or nonchalant.
yea. i think i'll take bran-new lovesong.

>>73911829
i dont watch kronii. qrd?

>>73913399
>cringe
the song is kino

>>73909609
Mori will save her, they'll get a big house in japan and all 4 of their cats will play around the backyard, meanwhile Kronii and Mori will have violent lesbian sex.

what song

>>73912940
She's sad because Sally married someone she likes.

>>73913475
>the song is kino
you're right, my bad, lemme clarify. i wasnt saying it's a shit song, i more mean like it wouldn't fit OP's vid as well as bran-new lovesong, assuming OP is serious about kronii being saved. like, if i heard smallville's theme song going "somebody save me~!", i'd be thinking: "oh lmao, good one OP... wait, why's the video seem so serious?" but that's just me. in certain contexts i see the smallville's theme as a meme or a good use for irony is all.

>>73912940
>sally's pregnant, i'm gonna be an auntie
maybe she'll like... babysit for sally a bunch and end up being the kid's favorite person in the world and go to birthdays and hang out and help with homework and stuff and bond even more with sally and her whole growing family as someone they all love and depend on? and they all live happily ever after? maybe?

>>73912940
Shes gonna move on to Sally's son. Its over. That young boy have won at life. She will be giving that boy his first boner.

>>73915538
They will run up those stairs and into a new world togther. Truely a neon genesis.

>>73915538
I wanna be Sally' son so I could be groomed by Kronii

Kronii deserves the worst in life.

https://gofile.io/d/KJSXv4

>collab with homo
>everything are ruined
No collab with male
Mel also got terminate because she collab with homo

>>73915767
Please let me reincarnate as Sally son so i can bury my dick between her tits

>>73912940
My life in a nutshell to be fucking honest. Waited around two crushes for so long that one left the city and got a fit boyfriend and the other got married. And I just sat and watched. And I can't imagine myself in a casual relationship after that either. And I am still mentally the same high school student that cries and gives up on any adversities while they have actually grown up.
If this is true for you, I feel you, Kronii. Not sure if that makes you feel any better, but I had to try.

>>73916010
Hot aunt Kronii using you as a living dildo because she couldn't fuck your mom...... hot.

I thought the way she talked about and too Sally was really toxic, gave me the ick factor. Here is a woman who is clearly happy with her husband and child, and Kronii is just saying she'll kill her husband, that Sally should have stayed with her forever but "haha I'm just joking bro" except you know she's not. Like those are not acceptable things to say, if she was a man, even joking about that would be a red flag for most women to get the fuck out.

>>73912940
I sincerely hope Kronii kills herself for real.

>>73909609
Kronii's fine. A little NTR never killed anyone.

>>73915983
>>everything are ruined
bro please, just use a spellchecker

>>73916010
better release your soul pretty fast if you want a chance. once that neural tube forms, anyone can squeeze in. just don't wait for the third trimester hemisphere split. by then the explosion of neural activity will have created an incredibly strong superlunary gravity. probably enough to accrete a whole new soul.

>>73915066
Or she can be her onee-groomer, and lil Sally will heal her through her purity.

>>73909609
The easy answer is to simply replace her previous gay male friend with the new even gayer one

>>73915875
Could you put it into mega or make torrent? Gofile is dogshit for file sharing.

>>73917510
Out of loop question, how gay is the dude in your pic?

>>73912940
Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/GgDLuuiKVPs?si=-SQkuQvrIQmq27-N
Someone convince her to do a 5 cm per Second watchalong.

>>73917573
So gay that people call him "Aunty". Thats like Gay delux Ver 5.2

>>73911829
you cant just leave us hanging bwo.

>>73917723
You are always free to do hanging collab with Kronii, anon

>Now I have to SHARE HER WITH OTHER PEOPLE?
nah fuck her

>>73917573
Lesbians/bis (whatever the fuck) like Kronii deserve the worst shit in their lives, I'd be happy knowing she an heroes.

>>73917861
Eh, meant to reply to >>73912940

>>73912940
>kronii is getting ntr'd like the cuck she is and is takes care of her former partner's baby while she gets fucked in the background
h-hot!

>>73909609
Kronii is a patrician's chuuba

>>73917573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HLwbjEIoZs

>>73909609
save her as in fucking her or save her by pulling her out of the darkness?

>>73916010
>"I reincarnated as the son of the best friend of my favourite VTuber and she can't stop teasing me!"
Why no japanese light novel or webnovel author has written this?

>>73918343
vtubers don't last long enough for a baby to be born and grow into childhood.

>>73917638
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>73916549
Nah, he need to go fellate a shotgun and pull the trigger

>>73918343
I'm pretty sure there's some doujin with similar scenario somewhere.

>>73915983
Jesus Christ, man, do I even want to know what SEA third world you are posting from?

>>73909609

>>73915983
He's esl but he's right

what will it take to push her over the edge

Kronii, and people in general, need to stop putting 100% of their self worth in the hands of people who aren't them. Regardless, her channel is in the shitter due to male collabs and the whole drama. If she continues to fully ignore males she will recover in time, but it will take a lot of that time, and the people who ended up leaving will not come back. People don't forget anything when it comes to their hobbies. Hell, I still remember when Mori pulled that garbage at the airbnb. Accept that what's gone is gone and move forward.

>>73918343
Oshi no Ko if the author was any good

Hadn't watched kronii since the whole debacle. So she's suffering now? Pure schadenfreude for me.

>>73909609
I feel like Kronii would end up with someone more miserable than her. Like she'd prefer the validation of being with them over being with someone that could actually make her happy.

>>73918560
We just don't know yet.
Also, some vtubers will likely never abandon the medium. Like those actors that only keep appearing at cons because they could never leave behind the shadow of that role they did once in a hit show or movie.
No, I do not think Kronii will stay.

>>73909609
you're about... one year too late, unironically the SALT collabs were the ones that helped her vent but faggots here insist it's NTR

>>73916120
>Play hide and seek with aunty kronii, and mama sally.
>You and Kronii hide while mama sally seek.
>Mama sally cant seem to find you and aunty kronii.
>30 minute later. Mama sally gave up. She calls you out.
>No respond
>Calls out kronii. Also no respond.
>"Eh whatever. Im gonna go to the grocery store. Guys if you need anything just call me okay!?"
>No respond.
>"Wow they are really good at this"
>Mama sally left.
>Sounds of moan suddenly came out of the bathroom.
>Turns out, you and aunty Kronii were having hidden sex behind mama Sally.
>Sally left so aunty Kronii can finally let out her moan.
I dont like talking about my fantasy.

She will save herself when she stops being a mentally ill lesbo, bi, non-binary or whatever the fuck is going in her head. Unironically, that baby soon to become her “Nephew” can be her salvation if she pretends to be his second mother, she can use him as an experiment to regain some morality and humanity.

Has Kronii ever been sad around Fauna? I legit can't remember a single instance.

>>73919521
You are not supposed to mention her happiest moments anon, when she could be temporary free of her most lunatic Kronis and have fun on her own somewhere else

>>73918634
the fucking irony of using trump in this meme. You are the first person to go into the trash, fucking tourist

>>73919634
She should graduate and go the indie route, then. Preferably on twitch. She could have as many "happy moments" as could be had. Hell, she could even join nijien ; the lux and noc faggots would make her laugh really hard.

>>73919898
You're just proving his point, SEAfag

>>73919928
She could even join Phase Connect, fishman loves mentally ill girls and even has his own harem, and Kronii would get along with Airi, Panko, Lia, and Erina very well.

>>73909609
I don't want to fix her. I want to be one with her

Kronii's life would improve if she accepted the Christian faith and reject all the doomer and gender identity bullshit that's gnawed a cavity in her brain. She needs to let down her walls and change the community she associates with to be happier.

>>73909609
>Can someone please save Kronii already?
Unfortunately time travel does not currently exist.

>>73909609
There is also this Kronii video that adds to the whole thing
https://files.catbox.moe/yoptbl.webm

>>73921168
oh. she is down bad. you cant save that.

>>73915875
I ain't watching all that shit. The fuck is wrong with that?

>>73922397
Basically proves this isn't bullshit.

I don't care about the ribbon, I can't even say Kronii's my oshi, she goes beyond that, I just genuinely enjoy her as a person. It wouldn't be the same if she were any different. Never change, Crow

>>73909609
arent there other vtuber with fucked up past and try to actually be happy and not make the fans concerned, being unmotivated and depressed during stream is really unprofessional
shes pretty funny but kinda disappointed desu

when was kronii's last male collab?

>>73922941
last night with me

>>73923040
you don't count, and you know why.

did i throw an autistic fit over the homo collab yab? absolutely, because that was some grade a flip-flopping BS amplified a hundredfold by management's hamfisted strat.
but it's been years at this point and kronii has been kinda cute in the collab streams i've watched. holding stuff like this against her in current year seems pointless.
save her a little bit maybe?

>>73919355
I c-can save her

She strikes me as the kind of person, who thinks feeling miserable is a character trait.

>>73921168
>>73909609
These types of videos are pretty great for the emotion they illicit. Feel bad for Kronii though.

>>73919928
>>73919994
Maybe you should graduate from living a normal life and die in a cancer ward.

>>73915875
Replace Kronii with (You) and you'd be doing your family a favor.

>>73923143
I could save the company a lot of time by drowning you in the sewer

>>73922861
Not as much of a disappointment after your grandparents looked at how you wasted your life for the last time as you let their caskets down the burial ground.

>>73923322
it's to counter balance the "i am perfect I love only myself" act

>>73918566
Yes. If
>we
Can have any hopes of saving her, we must open her eyes.

A rope is all she needs

>>73909609
It is impossible for me to feel any sympathy towards upper middle class Asian feminists. If they were all exterminated tommorow I wouldn't even bat an eye.

>>73913446
iirc it was a family member trying to kill her

>>73910484
If her laugh is anything to go by Kaela would not make a single sound in bed.

>>73912940
I can fix her...
I CAN FIX HER

>>73928461
Can you make her submit? Any man can end up with her. But only few can fix her. She needs someone to step on her.

>>73924089
How about you join Korean suicide statistics, Kronii? Oh, never mind, you are too much of a pansy to even do that.