/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73794259
I’d let marine break my pelvis with that thing

>>73794526
Same

I want a hag to make happy and grow old with together.

>>73795040
Me too bro. Offtopic but there's a cute anime airing this season called 'Grandpa and Grandma Turn Young Again' about an elderly couple who regain their youth and do all the things they missed out on while raising their children or being sick.

my favorite hag

>>73794259
When is a hag considered a hag?

>>73797646
At 30
Should we have a seperate designation for hags that reach 40+?

>>73798007
Let's not overcomplicate things. It's not like they're getting any younger.

>>73797646
When you do your reps and stop asking the same thing every fucking thread.

>>73799452
https://files.catbox.moe/oifp91.png
There should be pubes visible here.

I didn't like Marine very much at first because of her "hehe I'm horny" gag but then I started watching her I actually realized how relatable she is and became one of my favorites

>>73801081
She's a good bean with a heart of gold.

gm hagbros

>>73801462
おあよ

ogey another thread another chuuba
leave suggestions for who i should make next and ill pick one when im out of the shower or smth
ive officially run out of space on this blanket (and bed) so i think im gonna have to start overlapping them and hoping ppl can make out whos behind who so they know who not to suggest

I vote for Koyori

>>73801879
Okanyan for full gamers.

>>73801879
Fatto catto to finish up gamers

>>73801081
The horny stuff is just kayfabe. She’s a menhera otaku that needs coddling. I love her
>>73801879
Ogayu. Also get a small ladder for the pics. Or stand on the bed and lay them out on the floor lol

>>73801081
I came for the horni, stayed for the talent and relate. TLDR of how Marine earned a spot in my HoloElite.

>>73801462
I wanna pat that fennec then hug her

Gm

>>73801879
After that other anon's Ogayu, I'll put up either Ina or Mori for that EN rep.

Pochi working stream just started
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMtUBiyOqMQ

>>73794259
>>73794526
>>73794875

>>73807500
What's with the 5?

>>73807730
5th anniversary.

>>73807730
5 kids with me 5th anniversary

>>73807730
It was her 5th anniversary

>>73807856
>>73807889
Wow I'm fucking stupid.

>>73794259
god, i want to eat marines ass so bad, jesus christ. she could smother me to death with this thing.

>>73809900

>>73808853
Nice Mary. From the thumbnail I thought we had gotten Shion’s mom or something lol

>>73809927
>that strand of hair

>>73795183
>spoiler
That's something I need to check out, sounds like such a sweet concept.

>>73802516
i already stand on my toes on a chair to take pictures over my bed lol-- im not very tall
and theres not enough space on the floor around to display them either

>>73815521
Love bunnies.

>>73814766
Why not just pin them to an empty wall?

Fit hags

>>73814766
Cute. Maybe you can line them up in the hall and just run down and record a video lol

>>73816358
https://files.catbox.moe/i0rn0n.png
Had to be done.

>>73816548
Who is she? Kind of reminds me of Patra with her horns and tail.

>>73816428
why would i want a million pin holes on my wall

>>73817799
Nevermind, SauceNAO says Saionji Mary. I am severely retarded.

>>73816619
i think im gonna slightly overlap completed gens so people roughly get the idea that say, gen 3 or gen 5 or id gen 2 are done
and display the isolated ones by themselves

>>73818002
Good idea. Are you gonna start working on your own pixel art once you run out of that artists ones? I wanna see a Toko or Patra one

>>73818376
maybe i could try replicating the style and making a sprite but idk about making a melt of them irl

>>73817799
HoneyStrap...

Extra early ohaporu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJQF-5oSOpA

>>73818469
Whatever scratches your noodle. Just hab fun bud

>>73817952
Mary is always forgotten.......

>>73819254
Jokes on you I just checked out her channel and was happy to see mommy/onee-san type ASMR. Subscribed.

>>73819254

>>73820347
Now it has to be brushed again

>>73794259
Contemplate the flatulence

>>73820808
Man I never considered how troublesome maintaining a nice fluffy tail must be.

https://teamdeaddeer.itch.io/peko-oyakodon

>>73821484
wdsmbt

>>73821484
I still don't find Pekora sexy in the slightest but that was a good read

>>73821484
>>73822595
Based and oyakodonpilled.

>>73822309
Why is she so serious?

Meme outfits haven't been good since the virgin killer but this one is good enough.

>>73822980
Kuro is always serious

>>73801879
>>73802419
>>73802481
well spoilers im making okayu (obviously) but it appears that i have run into a very odd problem
i dont have some of the shades required to finish, and upon closer inspection of the list of colors that are manufactured, i dont even think they exist. they dont produce this many shades of purple
ive ordered the two shades of purple i happen to not yet own and im hoping that by some miracle they fit comfortably into the palette at the bottom of picrel, otherwise im going to have to switch around and substitute certain colors, which im not too happy about

>>73824631
But why?

>>73825573
So that her husband me btw can see her melt from his touch

>>73828129
there's so much i like about this picture but i can't stop staring at that foot lmao

darling up early for monhun
https://youtu.be/RzN8NtQ8k1Y

>>73828750
I'm just about to hunt down Nergigante myself.

Wife playing a cat bodyguard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK4oXNReU68

>>73828129
>ywn be her personal gaming chair while she plays FPS

>>73829540
>Kahjit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUdWCeRP3oY


Kahjit are hot tho

>>73829627
She doesn't play FPS anymore... just FOTM online slop with random streamers...

>>73830030
Beast races are objectively the best, yes

>>73830030
>Kahjit are hot tho

>>73826408
Does her husband you btw do that often?

>>73831082
Of course

>>73825091
well
this is all the progress i can make for the next few days
order says it comes friday at the earliest which is kinda crummy

poruka of the day

>>73834474
cute

Full service with Fubuki and Kuro
https://twitter.com/dd_dd_SKB/status/1740938019295887503

fellas, it's been a while and it seems there's new people around so i'll ask this again:
would you let your hag eat your ass/put stuff in it? i've spoken to a lot of old timers who says it's an incredible feeling. also what's a bigger symbol of trust than letting your wifey near your chocolate starfish? what do you say, haggots?

>>73837217
As someone that has had his prostate rubbed before, yes 100%. Believe me when I say it will result in the best fucking orgasm in your life

>>73837217
I wouldn't say no but it's not something I would suggest.

>>73837217
Only if I get to do butt stuff to her. It's got to be a mutual exchange not a one way thing.

>>73837217
you should do it but only after sunset

>>73837217
fug yea. i've heard it's euphoric. i feel like it'd have to be the right person though. i'm not letting any random whore put her tongue in my ass

>>73837217
Yeah, but I would need to make some preparations first. Also I'll eat her ass after too

>>73837217
>would you let your hag eat your ass/put stuff in it?
never. not once in a lifetime no matter how horny I get
>what's a bigger symbol of trust than letting your wifey near your chocolate starfish
uhhhh i dunno, marriage? spending life and death together? lmao im good

>>73819254
Not by me ever since seeing her with Tuli.

>>73828750
Reminds me of my own mod's Flare. Which I have this thread to thank for.

>>73834474
smug

>>73838812
Honestly, this.

>>73837217
>also what's a bigger symbol of trust than letting your wifey near your chocolate starfish? what do you say, haggots?
Let your hag sit on your face for an extended period of time.

>>73840059
not a man but if i got married i wouldnt mind butt stuff but i certainly wouldnt want to be the one on the delivering end

>>73838812
>>73840059
t. lame niggas

>>73840293
oh so he has to eat your ass but you’re not gonna eat his? the state of women these days oy vey. is there no love in anymore

>>73837217
Married haggot here. IF my wife was super adamant about trying it, I suppose I would let her toss my salad, but that's where the line is drawn. I'm not letting more than a tongue or finger get in there. I would probably feel extremely vulnerable during it, if the times she's stood behind me while I was leaning on the bed and dry humping my was any indication of that. but I trust her enough that if I got too uncomfortable, we could stop.

>>73840293
So you're fine with receiving?

>>73840405
Meh, I dunno, I don wanna contract diseases by unintentionally eating shit.

>>73840541
what im saying is im not going to object if he wants to do it to me but im saying hands down i would not want to do it to him
im not forcing him at gunpoint to devour my asshole

>>73837217
No. My asshole is exit only. If she had a terminal ilness or something and it would make her happy, then I would consider it.

>>73840626
Cute haggot. I hope your wife gets curious. I feel the same about the pegging though. Too much for me

>>73840782
Of course you aint be doing it straight after one of you has taken a dump.

>>73840626
Yeah, I'm with you in this one. I'm ok with rimjobs and a finger or two down there. But I don't believe women who peg their partner respect them too

Darling Daily Dose

if my husband asked me to peg him gotta be honest id be a little disappointed

>>73842160
What if he asked you to give him a Rimjob tho?
or to share him with another woman
Like that Hag harem story

>>73842532
wouldnt be too thrilled about either tbdesu
loyalty is kind of something i care about

>>73840405
>>73840782
even besides being comfortable with it, it's just far too disgusting for me, She could just give me a handjob for the same effect?

Mio would have no problem servicing her husband’s knot

oyasumi hagbros

>>73802516
>The horny stuff is just kayfabe
Not entirely, she actually is extremely horny irl but she definitely leans into it on stream

>>73821484
>oyakodon
>no yuri

I've been had, scammed and bamboozled.

>>73837217
This one >>73840293 is ideal. Doesn't mind taking it up the butt and wants a man's pride to stay intact.

>>73850450
Very much appreciated, that one

>>73852346
Don't mention it.
https://files.catbox.moe/gyly0d.jpg

>>73837217
I'll say ane naru mono 8 is the best one for good reason
shrimple as

https://litter.catbox.moe/zh6sgv.png
Migo's outfit is so erotic. Especially if put it on someone who doesn't wear underwear...

>>73837217
I don't think my hag would be into that.

>>73853057
Opened it, very nice Button

>>73837217
I've been barking up that tree with my hag. She doesnt mind me doing butt stuff to her, but I would love if she tried to rim me.

I desperately need to see Pochi finish this

>>73866564
Those white streaks? My cum.

>>73866734
This but my cum

New Sora Azki cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPBmQaq4IeU

>>73868548
>tfw no gallant hagwife
It hurts.

>>73868917
It is so over.

>>73869611
Big.

>>73869611
I wouldn't let Pekomama wear any clothes at home. I'd rather save that money rather than have to buy her new clothes every time she just happens to walk by me.

>>73850450
>>73852346
im flattered

gm hagbros

>>73869611
Pekomama has seriously reinvigorated my lust for hags. My libido has tripled since her debut. I need a hagwife so fucking bad.

>>73870934
I'm gonna need you to become a hag chuuba already

>>73871639
im hoping to get into hololive someday
theres something in me thatll never be happy with vtubing unless it happens. i wouldnt even care if i was the runt like sana or shiori
im not sure how easy it would be to truly describe how i feel about holo to the male perspective. but ill try. its incredibly corny but i want to be an idol more than anything, i have zero aspirations or future business prospects i wish to achieve
if i cant pursue this selfish dream of mine ive sorta convinced myself that the only way i can meaningfully contribute to the world is to get married and have as many kids as possible. which as you can imagine is becoming stressfully less likely every year
if and when auditions open up again i plan on submitting an extremely overcompensating portfolio of covers of hololive songs, im certainly not terrible at singing, choreography would probably be the only thing id ever need to concern myself with
assuming holos have any halfway decent input in their designs, if someday you see a tan robot girl debut in en, its me

>>73872664
Nta but have you ever streamed? It’d look good on an app if you have experience, especially long term even if you’re a 1view since it shows commitment.

>>73872971
I think Biboo gave good advice, it's something worth trying out if you think about it and getting into it if you like it, just like normal before you invest.
I think it's all pretty admirable which is why I think all vtubers are wonderful even if they aren't for me personally, they are there for people, helping them feel better and sharing the things they love.

>>73872664
Drop a dogwhistle to /hag/ when you make it.

>>73872664
I get the feeling. Though I do agree with the other haggot, streaming(as a vtuber, pngtuber, fleshstreamer, etc) should serve to bump your chances up. I'll be rooting for you if you do get in and if you don't get to influence your design come back and drop a hint.

>>73872971
i havent streamed, like as a hobby or anything, but its not like im incapable
ive gone live a couple times (on twitch) but only to an audience of a couple friends on discord who joined in call when i played
i have faith in my ability to maintain a good cadence of conversation with any of my genmates as well as chat. im a loner but im not socially inept

>>73873247
I agree! Vtubers (mostly holo) really brought a lot of joy to my life when I was at my lowest. So positive and just genuinely just trying to entertain you or shoot the shit. I commend anyone who does it since it takes some balls to put yourself out there. Sadly i feel like it’s lost a lot of soul in the west since ewhores and grifters have attached themselves to it. Luckily its not too hard to parse out the ones who actually enjoy it from the grifters

Do Kurokami and Shirakami gain more tails the more children you have with them?

>>73873578
i can try streaming seriously someday but if i miraculously get big i dont really like the idea of a big internet footprint following me into holo

>>73873649
I’d still suggest doing something consistently and trying to build on it. You don’t have to go super hard but personality is king in holo so you gotta be able to have that shine through. Also have a goal
>>73873781
Different kind of fox I think but cool idea

>>73874031
I would personally say that's the smart idea.

>>73874039
id like to imagine im fun to listen to
sometimes i ramble about retarded shit in calls and it consistently makes my friends laugh
also im great at pretty much all games, i have a sub 6-minute time in getting over it amd ive beaten i wanna be the boshy on normal

>>73874246
i mention this because ive observed the sentiment of people hating when holos suck ass at games, like when kiara fumbled around in mario odyssey for like 20 hours

>>73874039
>but cool idea
I stole it.

>>73874409
I still think personality is more important. As long as you’re not dogshit at games, I don’t think it matters. Unless you wanna be known as a gamer like Biboo

>>73874409
Sometimes people like watching them suck or improve over time, it'll make it easier for you if you if you are already good though and it has it's own easy appeal like Botan.

>>73874246
>it consistently makes my friends laugh
That's a big double-edged sword. Just because people you know are entertained doesn't mean a chat full of strangers will be. It's part of why streaming solo or with strangers would give you some practice or at least help you confirm that you are indeed entertaining rather than being blindsided during the audition process.
>>73874409
Unless it's extreme incompetence at a game, I doubt people really care all that much and are just bantering.

>>73874427
Post a cute hag or else I will call you a thieving faggot

>>73874962
Even when it's extreme incompetence like Kanata spending a day on a single section of Undertale, the audience can have a lot of fun watching the trainwreck.

>>73874983

>>73875139
True, it's all about the audience you cultivate. I'd imagine it mostly applies to newcomers that have no idea what they're walking into.

>>73875139
Wasn’t that the sans fight? Idk if I’d call that extreme incompetence.

>>73875337
I like Kanata, I've never seen anyone else spend so long on a single part of a game before.
Admirable dedication.

>>73874031
Looking at the auditions results, it's impossible to get chose without streamer experience. I'm not saying you need a million subs but you should have more than 1 year of being a 3-4 view

>>73875180
Nice one, thieving haggot

>>73875419
>4view
I don’t think there’s ever been a 4 view who got into holo. I do think it’s silly to not stream out of fear of getting too big kek

>>73875383
I like admirable dedication better. I love little arcs like those. FBK’s shiny hunting, Aki 10 hours fighting the tree sentinel at the beginning of Elden ring, Koyori vs Orphan of Kos. Some of the most kino moments personally

>>73875707
It's also fun to follow the journey, it's almost like it's own mini gaming idol story.

im a 100%er which i worry people will get sick of

>>73798007
given that cake is 25+ I think it should be like 32 or something.

>>73875823
Perfect for lengthy streams.

>>73875820
Exactly. I enjoy challenging games too so I know how gratifying it feels when you finally get through. Training arc are great too
>>73875823
You think too much

>>73875823
If this really concerns you, then you gotta learn when to quit. If not, then just do it, the people will watch.

>>73875954
you misunderstand. ive collected every korok in both botw and totk
if i did this on stream it would be a glorified podcast

>>73876364
I think that's what people are there for, it's why people love Minecraft so much.

>>73876364
there are vtubers who are doing (or have done) that same task on stream before. you just have to be able to chat while doing so.

it's okay if you don't want to stream, but if you want to be part of hololive, you will have to stream, even if it's infrequent (re: Gura). and the only way to get good at streaming is... to stream. do it or don't.

>>73876364
im extremely autistic about 100%ing games
if someone here understands the implication behind this image. there you go

>>73876707
I have the opposite problem, I end up not finishing a lot of games, even if I get pretty far. Not because it's not fun, it's like something in me stops functioning and I stop doing stuff in general.

>>73876707
I'm on board for the second coming of Sana

>>73876707
Then I'd recommend to check the /asp/ OP to learn the basic and start streaming with a png or even as a flashie that doesn't show face

>>73876911
she was my kamioshi before she left
if polka graduates next the universe truly has it out for me

>>73876795
I'm a semi-completionist, I like looking under waterfalls and off the beaten path but I don't mind reaching the end at 80% full completion.

>>73876795
Me too. I used to think it was because I didn’t want the game to be over but I think it’s more because I’m so wary of what I spend time on. Sometimes I end up mulling over what to do for so long that the time passes by and I’ve done nothing

>>73877044
Anon mulls over what he spends his free time on and then watches his oshi for hours a day.
I'm more of the not wanting it to end type.

>>73877044
I just go with the flow. Sadly, my flow now is that I don't want to do anything except hug someone.

>>73876988
Even more of a reason to take up the mantle. Become the delicious brown skinned chuuba we sorely need.

>>73877265
Sounds like Roboco would get a sister too, it's a nice thought.

>>73877330
i love roboco
i need to start cranking out thd jp lessons i really wish i could communicate with everyone

>>73877144
My oshi’s streams are usually around 4-6 am for me so I watch when I’m waking up or while at work leaving me plenty of free time. I usually end up checking out random streams or watching YouTube on a side monitor while I do something else. The bigger problem is when I’m super into a game (AC6, Elden Ring, BG3 this past year) and I don’t play for a couple of days and then never pick it up again. I’ve done that with anime too. Idk might need to get on adderall or something

This made me curious about how many Haggots have projects of their own?
I have 3 YT channels, where I upload AMVs, MMDs and noncommentary gameplays, but I'm still not too involved with them because of real life stuff (I'm unemployed and studying hard)

>>73877560
I’m always wanted to make edits or clip some karaokes but I just don’t have the time. I admire people who do these kind of things tho even if it goes unnoticed. Good luck with the studies

>>73877560
Just planning right now.
Videos and streams on the side of what I currently do, just for fun because it does seem like a lot of fun, even if it's only me I love the idea of sharing the stuff I like so much, I am quite inspired.

>>73877560 (me)
I guess I can also consider /vt/ league and the other board events as "projects" but I don't really take credits for them, I use the same username though

hello
my penis is in agony
please listen to this section if not the whole thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsCXuHmajfY&t=1289s

>>73878083
Jesus

>>73878083
With the music, filter and low voice she's doing I can't understand half of what's she's saying. She's talking about hag sex I assume

>>73878083
Kino. I seriously put Ami up there with Patra in the perfect vtuber category. Great voice, witty, retro games, spergs about their hobbies. I’d commit myself to her 100% if I’d found her earlier

>>73877560
My current project is learning to drive.

>>73878267
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>>73878932

>>73879032
miosha...

>>73878932
This is straight out of a hentai RPG

>>73877560
I don't have any video related projects, but I do have a lengthy fantasy adventure story I'm writing that was partially inspired by hags.

>>73879338
Or the radio ads in GTA if it were a little more explicit.

>>73875823
My indie oshi does this. It really depends on the game and what 100%ing it entails, along with your speed. Like if the achievement is pants on head stupid, it can end up being a slog and not really fun for anyone. If you for some god forsaken reason use retro achievements, life will not only be hell for yourself, but also your viewers. I wanted to just plain yell at her to stop when she was spending hours on some bullshit achievement made by some schizo for FF4. Which I don't dare do since the mods will fucking have my head. It also depends on your scheduling, I could say from a viewer experience that 100%ing a game and having that be the only game in a week is a bit fatiguing. If you switch it up every few days or so, it becomes much more digestible.

*Need to save intensifies*
https://youtube.com/shorts/zioVhGPsRUg?si=bcDzRCmop4Ogo9mr

>>73880249
I wish she had been more consistent when she started up as Sayu again

>>73881004
I agree, at least she's getting back in the swing of it. Mel has the same problem. Her long break didn't help.

>>73867050
Finally got round to listening to this. Very nice. This song is one of the first which got me into vocaloid and utaite so I'm very happy to hear it again.

>>73794259
Shota here. Would I be safe with Marine?

>>73884130
If you stay away from Friend you'll be fine

>>73884431
But friends invited me in for juice and sweets, I can trust her right?

>>73884619
Save yourself while you still can

>>73885017
But she seemed really nice, so I went inside! The juice she gave me is making me feel kind of funny though...

>>73885091
Anon was never heard from again...

>>73892169
is this the part where I tell her she looks stunning and kiss her on the cheek?

>>73892169
>>73892625
barely realized the actual purpose of this pic was probably a play on her showing you her "real ears"
ignore my hag brain

>>73894940
from far away in the corner of my eye i thought fubuki was hitting the boof

i'm azkisexual

>>73896112
Prove it

>>73896112
What a coincidence me too

>>73896641
she's currently raping me while kanata and chloe watch

>>73794259
paizuri then buttjob then paizuri again

>>73794259
is taso a hag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSJD9y3GjYM
Being lolihag bnnuy is suffering

>>73901343
no

>>73901537
Has there been evidence to support the fact that she isn't one? I've heard mixed answers over the years.

>>73877560
Currently studying in uni as an upcoming composer, I've done some works for select vTubers as well as IRL projects (I am glad to say I have done recognizable fanworks for some hag chuubas)

>>73901657
there's also no evidence to support she is one, unlike everyone else in this thread last i heard it's 3-4 years

rare hag posting, the old anon hasn't been around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F59-F64cko8&pp=wgIGCgQQAhgB

>>73901807
Main reason I believed so is because the last "supported" age I saw was around Marine's. Shame she's such a mystery in that sense, especially considering there's a chance with how long she's been around. Her OPsec is insane. And also AZKi love!

>>73902057
atleast we can agree on one thing

I removed the background music and cleaned up the audio somewhat with a low pass and high pass filter along with a deEsser. Enjoy this sound post.

>>73834474
incredibly impatient and bored so i made this for a lark

Darling Daily Dose

>>73905767
Nice. Post again next thread onegai. I can’t listen rn
>>73905869
Kek

How do we know the turkey is a hag?

>>73908987
Due to the position and importance of her family, she's a very well known and documented person

>>73908987
>>73910990
one of the most beautiful there is
on and off stream

>>73912563
thats my auntie

>>73913447
Back off impostor

>>73914199
wtf

>>73901793
Proof next thread?

>>73905767
fuck it, make this the next threads OP, I'm sleepy