/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Insider insider info here, OP's a faggot

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>>7365503
>being inside OP
you're the fucking faggot

>>7365453

>>7365453
I'm trans btw

>>7365453

>>7365453
>pressuring Mori, Ina, Ame, Irys, etc to act more like Gura.
So, pressuring them to stop interacting with their fans on twitter and to take 3 day breaks in between every stream and going MIA without comment every few weeks?

>>7365453
>There are plans for Gura short series
I wish this was real. Imagine trying to get Gura to actually produce something with regular frequency.

>>7365453
didnt gura planned to create some senzawa short style animation back before? could be good because she is a meme machine

>>7365453
Oh look, another dumb RRAT making up shit.

>>7365453
Trust me bros
Source: my ass

>>7365453
This would be a passable rrat if she didn't have some of the worst rigging in Hololive TWICE.

>>7365453
>Act like Gura
You mean drop games and never finish one. Sing only unarchived karaoke and be on hiatus because you are down with depression? I guess only Mori got the memo huh.

>>7365735
>Sing only unarchived karaoke
thats not a bad thing, i prefer that than generic JP song karaoke
>on hiatus because you are down with depression?
source my ass, stop taking this place so seriously

>>7365735
>unarchived
better than the shitty nippop that are the only songs IRyS is allowed to sing during her archived streams

I work for the Japanese government and my insider info is that Cover will host a collab with all the branches present. It will be a 3 hour long orgy session with blackjack and hookers, also OP is a massive faggot.

>>7365762
>>7365806
cope some more samefag

Sasuaga, EN's corporate sell-out

>>7365806
>Hating on JP songs
Serious question: Why are you fags here when vtubers are largely a weeb fanbase?

>>7365453
>cracking down on numbers
>cracks down on the team with the biggest numbers
Don't make me laugh Gary.

>>7365846
That's all you have? i'm not even the same person with this dude >>7365806 just admit it you wish her karaoke is as fun as others

>>7365873
Serious question: why did cover even tried to expand their market to overseas if they cant even tried to relate with their target market

>>7365920
You mean their target audience that are oversea weebs? It was never the oversea normies that they are planning to get anon. Those people don't put out money.

>>7365453
>There are plans for Gura short series to premiere on Youtube and a Gura-centric manga
This would be a great idea

>>7365453

>>7365967
indeed, regular gura shorts would be great

>>7365967
>My alcoholic shark can't be this depressed
>Following the live of a depressed vtuber as she copes with feelings of anxiety, depression, suicide and placing a facade of a happy go lucky corporate mascot
That would be kino

>>7366037
is depression and suicide are some kinds of your fetish? If you're projecting, i hope things get better for you desu

>>7365958
explain mori's rap being a best seller in EN markets while anything JP related falls flat then

>>7365453
>act more like gura
how, specifically?

>>7365453
Source :
Dude trust me

>>7365453
Ugly shit

Do you mind taking back your loose nigger? >>565811693

>>7365453
Have a free (you) on the house for trying

In addition:
Pekora, Marine and Korone will also start shilling Gura soon, as mandated by upper management.

>>7371592
i hope this can help to re-open chinese branch...

>>7366596
She was only one making music until recently in EN. You are straight up retarded. Go listen some mainstream pop singers you fag a

>>7365453
rrat here. I need to say something to bait people into hating INSERT POPULAR VTUBER.
Believe me.

>>7365453
Can't wait to watch and read them, desu.

>>7365453
at least watch the streams of the girls you wanna rrat about

a month, she was dating him for a whole month

>>7365453
the parent company that kept Mel and Akirose around is pressuring their most popular branch for more number?

>>7366107
This place spins the tiniest shit into greatly exaggerated narratives. Example:

>Mori mentions she'd have liked to be a cute smol tomboy instead of a 6ft Amazon
SHE HAS SEVERE BODY DISMORPHIA AND IS GOING TO GET A REDUCTION YOU GUYS

So Gura taking a few breaks = she's gonna off herself any day now

>>7378867
Stir up garbage shit drama all day and that's what you get. Anon could get hired by the tabloids; we'd do a way better job of shit-stirring than those guys do. The problem is normal celebrities are boring.

>>7378442
it was ONLY for a month, cuck. no one fucks in a month kys

>5 years down the line
>Gura has been bought and sold
>she's now officially owned by disney
>They fire the gremlin
>New voice actors auditioning
>HER channel never comes back
>months pass and no one knows what happened to her
>rumors say she killed herself
>Gura Ch suddenly comes online with some fat neckbeard
>He's wearing panties on his head
>manages to shows nearly a million people her dead body before YT cuts the feed
>Lived in squalor before being choked by a crazed cumshart
>He stuffed her throat with a crunch wrap supreme
>TMZ confirms her death while also doxxing her
>Disney cancels everything Gura related

>>7365453
I think Cover has been loosening up restrictions lately.

Guys I just got insider info that they are turning all the EN girls in lolis drawn by Nachomama!

What if Ina doing horror all this week was pressured by management since that's usually Guras MO. She fucking blew up in viewers due to it and I bet management is gonna force more games that Gura plays on the girls.

>>7365453
Insider here, I just came inside Gawr Gura

Insider here, they are hiring the blizzard fired employees as EN managers

>>7365453
Are you also that YouTube insider that totally had the power to delete all of Hololive that came here a few weeks back?

>>7365563
Anon, not sure if this really matters

Insider here. I just got inside Gura, if you know what I mean.

>>7380490
Dumb vorefag

>>7365453
Yagoo here, you're fired.

>>7365453
Insider here. I pounded Gura's tuna and came inside.

>>7365453
Insider here. OP is a faggot. You read it here first.

>>7365453
Take your meds OP

>>7365453
Inconspicuous know nothing schizo here. Ollie graduates around Christmas. Reine and Anya will be incredibly relieved. Cover will also be encouraging more EN-ID collabs to shore up their numbers and do damage control. Especially Anya. She'll be dragged kicking and screaming to en collabs whether she wants to be more popular or not.

This is around the time when EN1 will be forced to do doing feeler collabs with Nijisanji EN to test out what effect it has on the metrics and how they're received by fans. If all goes well then EN1 and ID from both companies will be judged to get along with one another as a reliable, corporately accountable collab pool that can communicate relatively well with one another.

EN2 will be held back in reserve in case the entire thing goes belly up. After a few months without extreme yabs (which is more likely to happen without Ollie in the picture), EN2 will finally get permission to socialize with the rapscallions.

ID3 comes out in late summr 2022 after a more thorough vetting to prevent past mistakes from being repeated, followed by EN3 in late fall to keep up the hype and momentum.

That's just my I'm uniformed headcanon. Don't screenshot this post.

>>7365453
fake but I hope this is real, maybe I would stark enjoying the other holomembers then

>>7365735
The fact that Gura's karaokes are mostly unarchived is a total buff. Archived karaokes fucking suck, shitty songs because they have to get rights for all of them so they end up just being shitty vocaloid and anime songs because those are the only industry connections Cover really has.

>>7365567
>pressuring them to stop interacting with their fans on twitter
Dunno about the other stuff but this is based. Fuck twatter and fuck replyguys

>>7365453
Shut up faggot ass chumfuck

Insider here, Gura is confirmed for the final Smash character.
Trust me. My uncle works at both Nintendo and Hololive.