/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for the little girls

>The title the girl QB raided has
did she just go all out to get the fox or something
does she even play much

>>73544983
Who did she raid?

Remember to put femanon https://www.twitch.tv/healkaia in next OP

>>73545056
An Adept 1 Cat Food Supplier
https://www.twitch.tv/amatsukiluni

I've seen adept 1 Hats

She went for the orphans, I respect it.

its pretty cute watching her squeal over her pretty unlikely kokushi

>everyone spams when it's time to kill the thread
>no one spams when it's time to bump the dying thread
Why do you all hate /jong/ so much?

>>73549567
I lash out in frustration.

>>73544921

>>73550090
Get in the van. Hurry up lets go you little slut

>>73550211
Sure!

>>73550211

>>73550262
Great, lets go have fun nya~~

https://clips.twitch.tv/AstuteProtectiveWasabiShazBotstix-iomW7Z-CuetVPJj-

>>73551157
I wish I could get excited like that about a sanma yakuman

purple hag hate! nobody likes you or your stupid hag laugh! go die old hag! get ronned get ronned get ronned!

>>73552267
Why didnt you save everyone some time and just say youre a fag?

>>73545085
Is the anon that made the rentrys even still around?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNy7NZvhaHA

>>73554376
>oya baiman first hand

>>73550278
>kotomine kirei is a real jyanshi
when are we getting a GOOD fate collab?

have they released all of the BA characters? If its just cunny im gonna hold onto my jade for older women

>>73557575
They already showed off the 4 collab characters

Rate the rim world.

Have the final bump of the night from me horribly early.

I'll do it.

anon complained about me not bumping jong so here's your bump

>>73559106
Thank you anon, we appreciate your efforts

Goodnight bump.

Take care of yourself anon.

:)

>>73560014
I don't get it

>>73560014
why is there no mahjong in this picture

>>73561517
Where are the rest of the cards anon?

>>73561578
I'm working on them okay?

>>73561597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M

>>73560014
>Pippa took a camping trip and is innawoods posting here
my third eye has decreed it so

>>73562876
I'd feel bad for anon if that was the case.

>>73560014
oh... sage. Shut the fuck up.
https://pegplant.com/2014/09/04/variegated-sage-you-can-grow-that/

Do I really have to bump the thread tonight?

>>73564704
ye

>>73564715
Dick

dead hours game?
Majsoul Friends Room 80164(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80164
local yaku enabled

>>73565286
In ranked, if its live when I get out I'll join.

>>73565318
I doubt it's gonna fill anytime soon.

LAST SECOND COMEBACK LFG. Give me like 2 and I'll hop in.

2/4
taskete

Panda, idk if we have any gamers...

>>73566024
it appears so

Explain yourself.

>>73566226
I rolled for her and was gonna switch to her but you seemed to committed to maining her just prior

>>73566327
Oh, my bad.

>>73566357
i like the racoon anyway
I think i might bail, no one's coming.

>>73566449
No issue, thanks for trying. Have a good night man.

Last bump from me, night. Take care of yourself jong.

Death

Starting my first shift as the designated /jong/ bumper.
Wish me luck.

good night /jong/

my favorite part of akagi is taking 20 years to finish a single arc

>>73573190
The ghost bump...

>>73573667
>>73573190
wat de fug :DD

9

X

Wake up

https://clips.twitch.tv/SmoggyOddSpiderKAPOW-RTkxkke-zaICLkPZ

>>73564972
>Only 3 stars
At least the defense is high

I do be bumpin for a little bit

It says pon at the top so it must be jong related

Roboco? More like robo come to bed sweetie goodnight i love you. Mahjong

I wish my oshi wanted to learn mahjong...

>>73586633
it was fun while it lasted

>>73586818
those were some fun late night guerrillas

UOH ToT

I don't like china dresses

>>73588987
>gay

>>73588987
I don't like it when women wear clothes. They look better naked.

>>73588987
I like them but they are a bit overdone. I would prefer stuff thats less conventional. Although miki spring outfit or whatever is a banger

Good morning

>>73591953
>I set the Pendulum Scales, allowing me to simultaneously summon any amount of level 0 Monsters from my Extra Deck! Come forth, Firewall Dragon! Accesscode Talker! (...)

Live!

>>73596256
This could be your point of view anon if you invited a girl over for mahjong

>>73597008
i matched with a girl on hinge a few months ago because i mentioned i played mahjong. accidentally ghosted her after which kinda sucked

>>73598962
Take another shot brother, worst she can do is turn you down. If it works out and you guys have mahjong sex please record it and post it here

>>73599224
idk feels weird to be like "hey i know i haven't texted you in a month and a half but wanna play jong?"

morning jong

>>73599421
but it's late enough in the day that I'm already drinking

>>73599534
Morning is when I wake up, and night is when I go to bed.

>>73599534
didn't stop me. i've been drinking since before noon

>>73599281
Just say you got busy and it was an accident and you would like to talk and play mahjong

>>73599596
I guess it didn't stop me either, it's not even 2PM I just thought it was much later for some reason

>>73599281
Just make it very clear you only want to play mahjong and NOT have sex. She will view this as a challenge and WILL have sex with you. Source: Trust me bro.

>>73602392
As long as the date or whatever is going well and she likes you with a bit of alcohol its a slam dunk

Finally, it's time to take his virginity
That tight little sheep bussy is mine

>>73603469
Sheep is a girl

>>73603619
I'm talking about the actual sheep...

>>73603712
Male sheep are rams... thats still a girl

>>73603743
if it has wool it is a sheep, I'm not a farmboy sorry

This suck fuck is turning rams into femsheep and fucking them you are sick

>>73604230

>>73605735
Are you ok jade slut?

Tileman news: Copy pasting the tweet because it has some extra context for todays problem.

New context! It's All Last, and however the board looks, you need to win ANY kind of hand to win instantly. Cast aside value: what's the best way to bring the game home?

>>73608442
I'm gonna rush all simples, cut 1p

Getting added by someone not in my recent games confuses me...

>>73609627
stop playing with their jong crush

>>73608442
7s

>>73609627
some 1-view male added me about a month ago and I don't think I had even played with him

>>73609820
I mean he added me like 30 mins ago and I don't see him in any of my logs from the last month... I've not posted my code anywhere before either.

>>73609906
You can add people with any replay or any game you're spectating with creepy uncle.

>>73610840
What does creepy uncle do? Cause I've added people off of replays without it.

>>73610980
It let's you see their profile in general, I'm pretty sure you can't even pull up their profile in replays without it.

Who's the snake lover here?
She got a live2d model and it's incredibly kissable.

>>73610980
you can't do that on the browser at least, you can only add them during the game, in a friendly lobby with them, or from recent matches
it also let's you see >names from anonymous replays

>>73608442
4s

bumpu

>>73608442
2p

>>73611480
post lonk blease

I could really go for some mahjong affection right now

i love you, /jong/!! <3

>>73620580
Lies.

>>73620580
if you are lying I will kill myself...

I'm still in the flow pits

>>73620580

Majsoul Friends Room 38803(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38803

>>73622276
3/4

>Seal clubbing
Shame.

>missed the koko
at least post that it started nigger

>>73622276
late again....

can we host two rooms simultaniously?

>>73623420
no

>>73623420
>>73623505
Bet
Majsoul Friends Room 70712(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=70712

>>73623420
Everyone be stalking

>>73623641
2/4

>>73623641
started

>>73623641
Now ya got me started!

My mangan...

I love /jong/'s little girls

>>73625482
What about the cute boys?

>>73622276
wj

>>73622276
wj

>>73622276
WJ!

The price for this bump is tolerating this rate post.

Rate the dumpire
Rate the collab
Rate the yapping.

>>73627968
Qb cute!
Collab was ok
good yap, was fun

https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber
kkycber jonging to celebrate her 3 year anniversary along side /fig/ darling and jonger shimada tiger

I gave up and started grinding silver tonpuusen to regain points from a bad losing streak and I get chinks with brain damage like this in my games

>>73623641
Wj...

wj!

>>73623641
Wj

>>73623641
wj

>>73623641
wj

Wj

not wj

>>73625723
Still no response...

>>73631602
Are they dressed up as little girls?

>>73631602
the cute boys were scared off

>>73631602
>Silence from /jong/

Snake

Little boys are for older women, not men

>>73633086
And older women are for younger men

>>73633537
amen, brother

Older women shouldn't exist, everything from little boys to ojiisans are for little girls.

I like 3d

>>73634195
Me too

9

Page 9? More like page uhhhhh 1!

܂>>73636512

ippatsu, tsumo

I love the jong cards! Thank you anon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiCXbjY6c0o

https://files.catbox.moe/69f1yh.png
The archetype is slowly coming together. Still no endboard though because I've yet to make any boss monsters, so right now we just special summon a bunch and do nothing.

It's pretty fucked up that women have their penises on the inside.

>>73641023

>>73641023
Their penis isnt inside you dummy. They pee from their penis. Its extremely small compared to a mans penis so its called a micro penis

>>73641163
Their balls are in there. though.

>>73641163
Proof?

>>73641231
Gross. Pee is stored in the balls and its inside of them. Theyre in a constant state of pissing themselves

>>73641378
Next thread

>>73641678

>>73641678
This is one also one of the reasons why women pee when they cum

I saw that atozuke tile draw into deal in anon

>>73642291
i think im going to be sick

>>73642340
what tile was it?

>>73642451
8p

>>73642480
as long as you didnt see me turn down a 79s kanchan over a 57s kanchan and immediately draw the 8s its fine

>play a game of ranked
>dont hate myself after
I placed 2nd in points, but 1st emotionally

>>73642915

>>73642915

There any streaming anons here?
How do I get back into streaming?

>>73643735
I've streamed like twice to exactly /here/ so I'm a bit of a streaming expert
We have a few 1-2 views and maybe some of the more popular people are here as well.

>>73643735
Yes
>spoiler
What is stopping you from streaming now?

>>73643797
>pits
Okay, you have my attention

>>73643797
>We have a few 1-2 views
You're talking to one lol, I've just not streamed since last year and was wondering if there was anyone else around that had fallen off the wagon and gotten back on. For one reason or another I'll have more free time from now on so I've been thinking of getting back into it.
>>73643848
The anxiety again. Used to take meds when I streamed for a month last year but they aren't mine and I don't wanna have to depend on them.

>>73643735
just go live

>>73643899
I just drink

Open hand defense

>>73643899
Here's how I eased myself into it
First, you need a sensitive keyboard (hear me out). Assign the go live button to a key and, when it is time to go live, hold your finger over the live key and rest your index finger on it and slowly apply pressure as little as you need to. You might even trigger live by twitching slightly (which happened to me once)
Start by going live with your mic muted, view counts hidden, and the chat hidden to get used to the idea of being live. Just you playing games with nothing else going on.
Slowly build up confidence until you stop hesitating to press live.
Then stream with your mic muted and the view count hidden. Include "No Mic" in the stream title so people know. Do this until you are used to the idea of looking at chat.
Then, one day, stream with your mic on as well.
Keep in mind that at this point you aren't looking to retain any viewers. You're trying to go live without having to take anxiety meds.
I can't guarantee this will work for you, obviously, but it helped me get started (I also wasn't a vtuber back then either). I certainly can't promise you'll succeed. I've been a 0 view for about 3 years now, but I don't have trouble hitting live anymore. Hopefully someone more successful can come along and give better advice.
Either way, good luck. Goodnight to you and goodnight everyone else in /jong/ as well.

>>73639442
Can we get a 6 star monster or trap RC schizo card?

Sleepy time everyone, come get in bed so we can have a great mahjong day tomorrow.

This thread is not long for this world.

Bump I guess.

Die jong

>>73651203

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGuJ9ZfgpaM
Nina is jonging with Haneru, Hoshikawa and Gorilla

Rape every anon that jongs

>>73651543
But why?

silver room is harder than jade room when you have no flow

Hoshikawa is getting bullied.

9

8
I'm going to bed

9?

>>73643948
This

this may be some of the stupidest luckshitting draws i've ever experienced
btw some guy dealt into this on this very turn (i damaten'd)

>>73544720
ok

Good morning /jong/

>>73651203
Der jong, die jöng?

Kleine Mädchen

i did it gamers

>>73544720
>four concealed triplets
>the hand have 2 three of a kind and 2 four of a kind and a random pair
I will never understand your chinese poker, making these exception of making the four of a kind to count as three of a kind for the "super special hands" make it look like a rule took from some kind yugioh anime rule only to make something to look cooler

>>73660023
SEX with LITTLE BOYS

>>73662454
if you draw the 4th tile while already having the other 3, you can "kan", which makes the 4 count as a triplet, and it also gives you an extra draw.

>>73662454
an ankan is functionally a stronger ankou and is rarer, that's why it counts for ankou yakus

>>73662666

me when I have 4 concealed quads

>go to sleep
>have hot sex in dream
>wake up and go back to sleep
>have hot sex in dream again
Wow, mahjong really is good for you

>>73663378
When the waking world is full of nothing but mahjong losses you tend to have good dreams to compensate.

>>73663531
I think its time to go back to bed then…

Any guesses on which BA character pippa will roll for so i can flaunt it in front of her when I pull it and she doesnt

>tenpai waiting on like 16 tiles on turn 6
>lose

aight

9

I need a cute girl to watch

goodmorning

I need a cute little girl to babysit

>>73662454
4 counting as 3 is true at all times. The only hands that break the rules necessarily is chiitoi (doesn't follow 4 meld and pair pattern), kokushi (it is what it is), and suukantsu (game doesn't end after the 4th kan if all the kans are by the same person. Doesn't exist so this doesn't matter)

>>73673270
>>73662680
>>73662696
I only play poker, I don't understand your ching chong terms

>>73671189
how many more do you need

>>73673472
All

Thread death approaches

Nice furiten anon.

I'm glad I don't have an a-37 on my list

So, one of you nyaggers is more retarded than the others.

>>73679791

>>73679837
I'm more annoyed you'd think I would just fuck off over this after so long more than the mix up itself. If you're not just a generic nyagger responding.

>>73680069
I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm just a retarded nyagger.

>>73673270
Fyi MJS doesn’t consider a quad to be two pairs. It still counts it as a triplet. Found that out the hard way

>>73680069
What are you talking about?

>>73680817
you don't need to FYI me anon, I have over 30 friendly games, so I'm a bit of an expert

>>73680876
some /pcg/ thing from the other day.

>>73680954
Oh i dont look at /pcg/ too much anymore so it went under my radar

>>73680954
qrd?

>>73680886
Come back when you have 2000 friendly hanchans newfriend

>>73681117
Crossed wires and assumed I was one of the ritual posters that left recently.

grinding for kekspert makes me want to kill myself

>>73681465
Just stay as an adept

>>73681498
I just want to take a vacation in gold room for a week, I'll surely be back in no time

>>73681465
just win

>>73681465
grinding is anti flow

>>73681566
the tonpuu nyaggers tilt me but it's the most efficient way to make points

>>73681560
I'm sorry cat. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

>>73681465
Same, almost there, but same.

>>73681465
Just imagine how bad it is grinding to stay out of kekxpert

>>73681995
just read more wwyd books

>>73681995
>every other /jong/ card special summons itself when there's other /jong/ cards on the field
>m1 plays ranked alone and gets a friendly room when he dies.

>>73681995
just stop dealing in

>>73684220
I buffed it. Now its a real 2019+5 field spell

>>73684472
>buffed it
>still no kokos in sight
doko...

>>73684983
such is the sad reality

>>73679791
>>73680069
holy shit the craftsmanship on that edit; I'm honoured
but are you *sure* it isn't you?

I need to grind no time to make a room

>>73685372
I thought it was his ritual post too for some reason, but it's been long enough that I don't remember what made me think it was his

>>73685372
>holy shit the craftsmanship on that edit; I'm honoured
I made that a while ago.
>but are you *sure* it isn't you?
Yes.

https://www.twitch.tv/calvotakutv

>>73687101
>BR language
>Sanma

>>73685372
>>73686184
Now I'm worried she saw that and assumed the same.
>I've used all of my Lin gun in mouth edits already, we need a faster thread.

I'm not in /pcg/ enough anymore to keep up with this thread meta...

܂>>73688172

>>73688066
Just pretend she was too retarded to incorrectly piece together whatever it was that convinced what looks like at least 3 anons that it was you.

>>73688172
If you mean what we're talking about
>"I love you Pippa" Karaoke ritual poster says he's leaving
>>73557640
>SOME RETARDS chime in
>>73558466
>>73558588
>And now suddenly according to the thread I've oshihen'ed Pippa.

>>73688172
Been reading that thread daily for over 2 years but then I was busy for like 2 weeks and barely read this board and now idk what the fuck anyone is talking about.

>>73689142
Yeah, same.

Tileman, one part dumbass, one part rratslayer.

>>73688066
>>73689040
The rest of the thread didn't even know who me and that anon were talking about, most likely. I don't think they're on our schizo wavelength. Also, you shouldn't feel too bad; if people think others are you, just let it slide off. Imagine all the other Famous Cat posters who get mistaken for me!

>>73689383
at least /pcg/ might be usable on tuesday now

>>73690223
Unless Pippa extends her break

lost my streak at 8/10
it's over...

>>73690438
you can always sealclub and get it later

>>73690438

>>73689383
Well that sucks now I cant watch the entire thing on my day off. I guess his tears will make good background noise at work.

>>73690499
to be fair I'd need to play sanma to get the title which I refuse to do

>>73688919
>>73689613
Here's hoping, but I'm also a brainwormed idiot so now I'm nervous about chatting next time she streams.

Blitz
Majsoul Friends Room 64397(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64397

>>73692981
2/4

did I wait to long? Did all the koko askers go to bed?

>>73693361
/jong/ is reclining

>>73692981
3/4

>>73692981
Started, thanks for coming

>full

Sheep needs at least 45 minutes to get the game loaded before joining

get me out of this luckshitters game

This thread is not long for this world.

who is baking?

>>73695601
you are

>>73695769
The truth is I knew the answer before I even asked...

>tileman has a harem
>I don't
Time to kmss

mhm yummy yummy bread for (You)
>>73696128

>>73695957
The game was rigged from the start.

>>73692981
well jonged!