/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schejewel:

3 more hours...

Cuddling with my gemwife under the sheets on a Friday afternoon.

biboo holding me

>>73523044
CUUUUUUUTE That is clearly me though

I miss kosucky...

>>73524500
you need a lesson on how to hazushi wa shinai

in an extremely good mood after playing Holocure for the first time.
Hope there'll be another game where i can play as biboo.

>>73525050
>Have a ton of hours in Holocure, used to basically only come around these parts to fight other anons in /cure/
>Basically haven't booted the game since rockunny
>Feels wrong playing around too much with other girls now
B-bweh...

I'm so disappointed the official pawn is PS5 only
I guess I'm not touching the game again

Almost Biboo Time... But the stream is BT+2. Gonna take the good old oji-nap then.

SPACE JAM WATCHALONG
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

jesus the color contrast on the tanjoubiboo rainbow text is fucking atrocious
I love it

>>73525717
huh? any context

>Space Jam
KIIIIINOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1778914118747197576

>>73525810
ah naruhodo

>>73525717
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE /gem/

>>73525860
Is this what girls do during sleepovers? I thought they made out and put stuff in each other's vaginas.

>>73525860
She's so silly, I love her.

>>73525860
so i assume the merch will be with the welcome or during the pebble party segments

I wanna fly like a pebble.

>>73526027
Definitely during the welcome + ???

>>73525300
I’m still not seeing it in the official list. Not sure what’s holding it up.
>>73525860
>biboos inviting ME to her sleepover
Sorry pebbles, I’d promise I won’t have too much fun with her but that’d be lying.

>>73526027
I’m guessing an hour in at 5pm pst from what I’ve seen with other birthdays

>>73525860
I'm to dum to count, how much is that more or less hours from todays stream? I'm yurop

>>73526141
>I’m still not seeing it in the official list
Page 2

>>73526085
can someone modify that one membership opening fanfic but change it to her limited merch not selling out

>>73526176
It'd be 15 minutes from now

>Kronii
but why
detestable lesbian bitch

>>73526176
it starts at the normal biboo time

>>73525860
*Punches you and steals your invite*
Thanks pebble, now run along. You've done your job.
*Makes my eyes turn white to intimidate you*

>>73526176
Starting at normal time and going for 8 hours in total

>>73526195
I didn't want to remember this but since you reminded me I will smite every anon in this thread as well

>>73526221
>>73526234
>>73526243
ah thx, I see.
1AM for me, usual business

>>73525860
>She actually went with tanjoubiboo in the end
Between this and the Smash batsus you bakas have some ok ideas, sometimes
Hmph

>>73526195
That is foul. How dare you make me imagine >>73526309 happening to biboo

I will NOT take my meds

>>73526309
>>73526195
you are excrement, no coprolites even

>>73525860
Why did you post my invitation
Also what space jam, there's a new one right? I imagine the LeBron one is more cringe.

>>73526829
>>73525860
>Ludokano X Come on lets slam
Ludo Kino incoming

>>73526309
Why do I read this every time it gets posted. It still hurts every beeping time.

>>73526829
I'm assuming the first one, the new one completely sucks. The first one isn't that good either, but it at least has some nostalgia going for it

>>73526309
The first minute:
>Okay guys, limited merch is... out! Now, let's get back to karaoke...
The fourth minute:
>Huh, that's odd. I think the link is broken, lemme fix that.
The fifth minute:
>Okay, it should be working now! Let's see...
The tenth and eleventh minute:
>(confidence waivering in her singing, as she tries to understand whether or not this is really happening, and if it would be better or worse to bring up how her limited merch hadn't sold out yet)
The fifthteenth minute:
>P-pebbles, should I say, "okane ga nai yo?" W-were you waiting for that?
The twentieth minute:
>(confusion settles into her as her limited time merch hadn't sold out yet. She knows for sure that it is open; checking with her manager on her second monitor, they confirm that the limited merch buying is fully functioning.)
The thirtieth minute:
>(the worst of her fears start flooding into her mind. All of her insecurities pour out inside of her, with a mixture of utter surrealism as she desperately struggles to understand what she could have done wrong. 'The other girls limited time merch sold out within 30 minuted. Even the oldest Hololive members from the very beginning sold out, ANYONE to buy it when they opened those up, right? Selling out slower than Fuwawa and Mococo was something I expected, but nothing? No one? Why? W-what did I do wrong? W-w-what did I m-miss?')
The fourtieth minute:
>(her audience hears the faintest whispers of her mental anguish at this baffling result, as her emotions boil over into tears dripping down her face. She is not sobbing; she spent too long suffering her grinding years as an indie, spent too long living with rejection letters to let her sadness control her to that extent anymore. But the silent tears elicit the softest of sniffles as she wipes her eyes free of the salty substance.)
One hour onwards:
>(she tries to compose herself. 'Y-you can do this, Bijou. You made your dream come true, right? Everyone has a setback. Why did you think you'd get people who wanted to buy your limited merch? Just because you're in Hololive? You spent years getting here; why did you assume that you'd get anything handed to you AFTER that? You... you just have to keep going. Don't think about it: Someone, ANYONE will eventually think you're worth it, right?')
>('YOU'LL think you're worth it, someday, right?')
Later, as she ends the 8 hour marathon, with her limited merch still not sold out:
>Alright pebbles, t-that was a really fun birthday! I guess I'll see you soon!
>I... I-I promise I'll do even better for my second birthday!! You'll love it. I-I'm sure of it!!! Eventually, right?
>Bijou... l-later!!!

>>73526309
holy shit i hope the faggot that wrote that chewed on a shotgun barrel

Genuinely, fucking die.

>>73525860

IMAGINE

>>73528082
Gundam Wing is hilarious, too bad they don't have watchalong perms for Gundam.

>>73528149
>140 cm
But how many stone is that?

I was convinced she was gonna do a 2 part (4 hours total) birthday, but instead we're getting 2x more than that
I love her so much

>>73529506
1

>>73529506
According to google the average weight of a 140cm girl is between 68 and 83 pounds, which would mean she is between 4.85 and 5.93 stone. Because the average is mostly based on younger people we can assume that she would be more around 85 to 100 pounds which would put her between 6.07 and 7.14 stone.

>>73528082
>"I'll kill you."
>Mission Accomplished begins playing

>>73528082
>>73529001
>>73530245
A Wing watchalong would be amazing. I'm kinda curious what biboo would think of Heero. He's not so much chuuni as straight up psychotic.

>>73525860
Karaoke, yay. She should probably clarify when the merch drop or just say when any announcements are so people can plan accordingly and it doesn't discourage people who can't watch 8 hours of stream. Guessing it's 1st hour of first stream, but good to be clear.

Pebble Party I hope just means hanging out with pebbles and not that discord "game" with that exact name again or a sequel to it... right.. right?

>>73531055
Fourze was the only Kamen Rider I've watched

>>73529958
Less than 100 pound Biboo...

>>73531348
Based on her eating habits and height it's likely that she is. Back when I was in 8th grade I barely ate and was 4'10 and 95 pounds.

>>73531588
LONDON

>>73531588
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>73531588
L O N D O N

>>73532151
>>73532155
>>73532238
Sorry to burst your bubble, I was just an unattractive dude who didn't like food

>>73525860
>no elden ring pvp
awww man

It's the original and only Space Jam, right?

Biboo SOON

>>73534157
There are levels of gaki that not even Biboo would descend to. Would be beeping hilarious though.

hello i love biboo

>>73532255
Now that I think about it I was just 45 kilos in early middle school and one of the big guns in my judo school (not a club), maybe your fellow Americans just don't understand.

>>73534157
the original

>>73534157
Yeah she already said she hasn't seen the original one when chat talked about it and said she'd watch it

Ruze and Biboo sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

Get in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qOR_ZzeOAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qOR_ZzeOAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qOR_ZzeOAo

BIB LIVE

>>73534701
can u use simpler words (am american)

Wheeeeeeeeee

IMPREGNATE

I liked the serious breakdancing Biboo baby better but I guess the curse levels are the idea in the first place.

>>73536018
The Moai is missing a pacifier

>>73536018
I like the clink clink effect from her feet in this loading screen, but the baby was cutecool

10 MINUTE INTRO LETS GO

This loading screen is killing me fr fr no cap ong

>>73536113
Agreed.

The rhythm of Biboo's intro is perfect to fap to.
Especially the BOO BOO BAH BOO BOO BAH B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BAH

Rock on the telly!

>r-really?
kek biboo

my wife on the telly
>>73536018
She likes keeping things fresh I think.

AY BRO GET OUT OF MY FACE

>:(
:D

> :D for her emoji
perfect

The forest fires?

Oh deer

Uhhh... Shiori?

>>73536988
Well there were a lot around 2020 here in murica.

>>73537105
Like that one that Yuru Camp fan started, right?

filming in the average eastern european house i see

This game is lacking content...

>>73537157
Yes.

>>73537329

What the beep lmao

>>73537105
>>73537157
>>73537389
That one was in Mexico. And the year was 2018. I know because that was the single best season of anime in recent memory.

SHIORI LOVE (maybe?)

we're so back

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D

Biboo doing her best Logan Paul impression

kek alright this one is pretty great.

Theres something really funny about biboo getting scared and her model is just like :D while she screams her heart out

I was 100% certain she would have :D as face, but it was great to see it so late and due to selfie cam.

>Kaela, Biboo and Kronii!
>oh and Shiori to make sure the collab is only 2 hours long.
Shiori HATE

Biboo gaming

did kaela really die from the wheel like a fucking workplace incident

more of an ussie tho, innit?

>>73537824
yeah kek

>CDeez nutz!
I love her.

i love the crinje

this game is good oh my god they get to watch it back lmfao

>oh deer
I love callbacks

This game is pretty funny

>is kaela??? ok?

>>73538055
>is that Kaela ????

>>73538159
>is
was

>75% of the replay is Biboo just yelling shit
kek

I've been watching Biboo on spooktube since day 1

2 days left for what

>>73538276
That turned into a fairly realistic piece of found footage horror very quickly.

>>73538365
Biboo is honestly one of the best spooktubers out there.

>>73538380
They also have a quota I would assume

>>73538380
t̴̜̞̟͑̏h̴͚̳͔̰̜̣̠̥̙̖͚̓̆̈́̈́̇̓̍́̈̒̎̐̓̌͜͠ȇ̷̡̫̗̩̠̜͎̙̼̖̯̼͓͓̈̉̔̍̀̌̉̕ͅ ̷̖͔̻̹̼͚̮̘̞̬͔̥̇́͒̈́̀̕ͅè̸̩̻͚̠̞͕͎̝̦̻͙̖̣̓̾̀͑̀̿̔̀͐̿͝ñ̸̙̘͌͝d̵̨͚̩̠̱̜̬̱̹̥͇̠̼̣̠̔̌̀̈́̾̑̈́͆̕͝͝͠

That "what the beep" got me good

>we're gonna break all your nuts
oh......

i... i want shiori to break my nuts...

nailed it shiori

wait a minute. That's Risu's line

>>73538552
>>73538561
Biboo's not the only one doing Comfy Biboo Time, eh?

>nutcracking
Christmas season ended months ago though... I should get around to taking my decorations down...

My ears are gone

>camera man never dies

>cameraman never dies

The cameraman's plot armor is gone too

fuck the mic makes them really loud lol

jesus the echo should be disabled when they're dead

holy shit blenderman in the game

>I wish I also had friends
ouch, too real

>>73537646
louder LOUDER

>siblings that are also dating
Like my little sister biboo and I

some actual blair witch upside down camera shit in the middle there

AYO what did biboo just do?

I'm gonna need to check kaela's vod for that pov.

someone should've filmed that, guaranteed views

>>73539298
The leg placement was perfect

>Biboo was in Kronii's dream
WE ARE

>>73539333
Actually tho

>the ship has sailed
KEK

Struggle cuddles with Kaela!

>the ship has sailed
kek shiori

Kaela giving hugs with her monstrous Slenderman arms...

Aw man, poor Ela... No one wants the blacksmith hugs

Ready for my ears to be penetrated by screams again

Love me some chorbies

the fuck's a chorby
is it like chorizo or something

chorb status?

>>73540009
i am being held by biboo.

>>73540009
I'm at a half chorb with all these screams.

biboo and her 3 aunts

wtf did she have her soul sucked out or some shit

lmao

why did satan himself drag kaela and biboo to hell? is he retarded?

>kronii was recording that
based

That sound reminds me when my speakers would get cellular interference

Actual what the beep was that
Killer Earthbound Starman-ass looking mofo

WHAT THE BEEP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that was stupid

>>73540274
https://content-warning.fandom.com/wiki/CW-012:_Flicker

What a ride kek

>>73540407
>The Flicker is extremely rare, or at least has very specific spawn conditions.
so lucky

>Check out my Chorby
>dead with Chorby rolling on the ground
That was a nice cut

>>73540611
K I N O

>>73540611
that's some serious cursed item energy, like something out of Cabin in the Woods

>"Chorbies are so cool! They're all the rage now!"
>Cuts to Biboo's lifeless body dropping her Chorby as it rolls uselessly to the ground
NOLAN YOU GENIUS

>>73540407
>>73540550
>streamer luck
Nice. Was pretty cool.

Biboobs, you say?

show me the biboobies

>Instantly corrected
Every time.

CORRECTION

>Corrected for taunting immediately closer and closer to the monster
kek

>>73541060
>eeeh, ojisan~ you're too slow www
>KYAAAA

Time to watch the vod

this game is pretty ok at manifesting the
>...and this is jackass
energy it's aiming for

VOD chads where we at?

Huh? Nani?

>>73541298
>smash cut to dying

Bros that one monster's just a beepin Tonberry

News: Watching doggos at same time. They are shilling Biboo's bday pretty hard and telling ruffians to go. Pretty cute. They also said they'll be joining for the "game with friends" part after the movie, so guess that will be a big collab with advent and others.
Advent collab will be Content Warning on the 18th.

>>73541420
The timing on some of these cuts has been too perfect.

>>73541494
>Advent collab will be Content Warning on the 18th.
I'm down. This game is very fun to watch.

>>73541494
Thanks for the heads-up, ruffianbro. Excited for the advent collab next week too.

>>73541494

Don't pick up the Chorby at 3 am

>"It's time to hug!"
>"...goddamnit"
kek Kronii

I love when she does this face

>it's time to hug!
>...god damn it
kek

>>73541814
the subtle :3 face

who has the camera?

This is peak content lmao

OPEN NA NOOR

Who shot their cum in the ship

>>73542190
Sorry, I got a little too excited.

>>73542190
me

>>73542190
Sorry, I heard Biboo's screams and got carried away.

>>73542266
>>73542236
>>73542223
these are all me btw

instant karma for playing with the corpse

Biboo's instant karma is so strong in every game she plays

>that fucking *womp womp* sound effect
kekseki

>ayy shiori is dead
>cut scene
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>hey look shiori is dead oh no
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

that random kronii kaela hugging made me chuckle. Full silence

>Shiori getting killed
>Screams
>Kronii and Kaela making out while Biboo watching in the corner
>Dead body
>More Screams

DO A FLIP

biboo's FUCKING DEAD

BWEEEH

The infinite grab (?) stunlock combo...

What the beep was that

SAVE THE CONTENT

:D + :O

>69 is kinda a hug

jfc Shiori...

that was perfectly cut

>>73542992
Oh huh
https://content-warning.fandom.com/wiki/Animal_Statues

Floating while T posing was kino

That was indeed not bueno

The defibriwhat?

>the vibrator

>The vibrator?
>NONONONONO

Biboo falling with the metal_pipe.mp3

Kaela got got by the lasers

>How do you crouch under it like her?
>Oh wait she's fucking dead

:<

HEY IT'S KOSEKI BIJOU ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD

Biboo's instant karma strikes again

a Dios

>Instantly corrected by the spider projectile
The bukkake special

>>73543920
MY EYE

Man what a bummer, the laser footage was kino kek

he's gonna mix you to stiff peaks

Ribbed for your pleasure...

that was a cute gothrock moment

>>73544265
Is Shiori... you know...

>>73544295
I love my two wives

random fucking bomb

rip demonetized
dropped by the algorithm

Guys my oshi hasn't uploaded anything in two days. Do you think she's ok?

>>73544778
I think it's bijouver, my bro

GYATT
*dies*

GYATT
Y
A
T
T

Gyatt!

GYATT

Uboa ass

Dang it man

>maybe it was all.... just a dream?
BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ywn wake up and realize the last few years were just a terrible nightmare

Gyattman running around super fast and one-shotting you seems pretty dangerous desu
Guessing you just need to haul ass back to the ship outta there the moment you see/hear him while recording over your shoulder

>WOAH you have a very large rock

>I think we really need to have at least one fleshlight
what did kaela mean by this?

There better be art of this

First she peed on everything, now she's dry humping everything in sight...furry Biboo can't be stopped...

PEAK CONTENT

>thank you you saved my life
gonna need a biboo/kronii edit of that meme now

blue mother acquired?

>How rib-eting!
Where's the sad trombone sound when you need it

Atmosphere changed a lot after that exchange

You know what? I like this collab combo.

heh, snailmail..

>>73545583

>>73545588
>>73545405
the duality of man

>>73545290
KAELA FROM THE TOP ROPES!!!!!!

She got what she asked for

This has been a fun collab.

Does anyone else think this collab feels a little awkward?

>>73545832
Not really.

>Slime monster abducting random girls off to its hentai den

>>73545831
I really appreciate the positive attitude this general has

>>73545875
He's literally me.

>>73545832
Nah, Kronii and Kaela are always in the low energy when collabing so Biboo and Shiori are in the same frequency. You are just used to Biboo more high energy collabs and is thinking this is awkward

>>73545875
he just like me frfr

Cameraman just got slimed

>>73546009
correct take

Not to be weird but I'd do the same thing

>I got slimed twice

Excitable Shiori is fine too. She more bubbly today. Biboo being best gem as usual

Game was more fun when the game was easier, shits really lethal in this game, I want more videos

>>73545832
>>73546009
The lack of music/sound effects in the game also emphasizes the silences between their chatter making it feel more awkward.

>>73546009
I guess you're right, I don't really watch the others. Grindstone has a completely different energy too, which I prefer.

>Threw the camera past the snail to Biboo
>The slime snipes her and the camera 5 seconds later
Oof
>>73546009
It's also just not a super amazing zatsu game, there's not much to talk about when they're bumbling around in the darkness, and the VC becomes ear rape (by game incentives as well) every time a monster does show up and they start kiting it and spamming the soundboard and emotes

>>73545832
It's only awkward if you're socially inept

I though she'd kite it perfectly...

>>73546326
Having multiple low energy people attempt to bounce off on each other doesn't work as well as having one low energy person bounce off an energetic person

>>73546277
Seems like it'd be hard to balance since the objective is players dying on camera so there has to be fairly high lethality, and at the same time someone needs to survive and bring back the camera.

She circlestrafed it for a while at least...

>>73546523
Personally I would fuck with the ai of the monsters, make them less lethal the fewer people remain.

>Biboo died?

>>73546474
Clearly.

>>73546825
>>73546523
I feel like the problem isn't even the lethality but how hard it is to get footage back after dying. Mobs being ultra aggro wouldn't be an issue if you could locate lost footage easier.

>if they don't get enough views they get kicked out of the house and have to get real jobs
kek, true horror

>>73546992
Imagine if there was a corpo that terminates for bad number

I counted 14 there tho

Time to die for content again

>>73547143
Luckily that has nothing to do with my Beebs.

>metal pipe
oh my fucking godddddd

Biboo Chorbin' all over my face...

I loved it when biboo said ITS CHORBING TIME

>kaela dying
>biboo dancing
>kronii doing flips

>dancing and backflips while woman is mauled to death by a snail man in the background
Peak content.

Newly deaf crowd where we at?

>>73546277
I had the same issue with the LC arc in general
Both that and this feel like a good streamer game that kinda encourages the players to fuck around and shitpost in-game, but half the the time the game kills players for messing around so quickly it ends up generating less (literal) content instead

>>73547338
[NOT CLICKBAIT] [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL] [18+]

me and my chorb

>2 hours

>so many bad dreams

the B I R T H I N G

>>73547525
>>73541743
Good Chorby vs Evil Chorby

Advent collab on Thursday

The gang is back.

who else is streaming

Great content today, the game could be a teeny little bit more forgiving but I had fun anyway. I wish they could've get back the first and second lost footage, those were shaping to be great.
Sunday will be great too. Other than the obvious celebration, we're also getting Advent back and next week the gang is already playing Content Warning. Lots of cool things to look forward to.

pink woman jumpscare

>>73548239
Yeah, they clearly lost a lot of motivation when they lost that great laser/spider footage and another good one in a row without being able to recover any of it

>>73545369
Not enough art of her Sonic OC, so this might all compound to that?

>>73548885
Replace Sonic OC art with more wolf furry art and I'm right there

Oh she got an official pawn?

>>73550253
That was the plan from the start but it took a while for it to be added to the game

>>73549866
God I want to yiff fuzzy!Biboo

>>73550322
That wolf art turned me into a furry for Biboo and I'm not afraid to admit it.

New bread:
>>73550568
>>73550568
>>73550568