/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

still mourning the loss of my emote

>>73365112
>updated links
Finally, a good bread. Thanks anon.

>get my dealer turn
>instantly put into deep depression

/jong/ is dead.

>>73367671
good, because i am never learning how to play

Saint 3 maid vtuber just started a new stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGpLS3klbtw

I just played some sanma rank down, I'm coming.

>senba commentating on the meaning of "trap" girl in english

Do You Know Mahjong?

Majsoul Friends Room 31092(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31092

Don't die...

I'll now watch Gomochi playing with a pro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeGEkuOdgu8

>>73372940
Would you join this friendly room?

>>73373273
Those pros have no idea how to handle an adeptchad like myself, I will just pon and chii at random making them feel too confused to play optimally!

>elu's original design is such a debuff she pretends it never existed
she's just like another elf I know

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>>73374194
Very late as always, I'm seriously considering asking the /mjg/ cunny anon to post here too...

>>73374379
I just woke up

>>73374402
Schedule your sleep towards the thread like a good anon would

Kind of a weird question, but if I were only planning to play against AI on Android, what's the best option? I looked on the repo, but Maujong and Sega Net Mahjong both 404, Tenkyokupai isn't available in my region, and I hard bounce off of Kemono Mahjong. If it's down to just Mahjong Soul or Riichi City, since those have apps, which would work better for AI play, both in terms of mechanics, and acquiring gacha currency through AI matches?

>>73375189
Just play against bronzetards they're dumber than bots

>>73375189
You can't get currency by playing against the AI in mahjong soul, no idea about RC

>>73375189
Just play ranked, others may as well be bots.

>>73375595
I've been dama'd in bronze on my foc alt

>>73376286
Bronze is a coin toss between smurfs and braindead players

>>73376286
He forgot to riichi

>>73375189
On RC, you can finish daily missions by playing AI matches and it doesn't take much time to do, depending on what type of match you create. The daily missions are one of the sources of the rare gifts you can recycle to get 5 puzzle pieces each. Once you have 50 pieces, you can trade them each week to get 1 ticket/roll.
But you're gonna miss out on the 2nd weekly ticket, if you don't play at least 7 ranked games for the weekly missions.
The 3rd weekly ticket you can get simply by logging in 6 days out of 7 every week.

I'm retiring

>>73378852
Just make a new account...

Save the thread! Begone page 9!

>>73379457
hag sex

>>73377332
When I don't want to bother with much of RC I just play 2 daily tournament games.
It's just 2 hands and they cost nothing to participate. Since the mode is shit anyway, who cares if you win or lose.

>>73381091
>hag sex

>>73381616

I've never had a run this bad in jong, I think it's time to go the way of jellyjonger

i hate the purple hag. i hate her stupid bitch laugh. death to purple hag. get ronned get ronned get ronned!

>>73381900
Have you deranked yet?

>>73381926
But purple hag is a table slut and has the best bond outfit (which is one of the best overall) in the game

>>73382707
T-table slut? Explain yourself you disloyal whore.

>>73381900
see you tomorrow

>>73383318
If you take enough of her riichi sticks she will take all of your meat stick. Shes a dirty dirty girl who wants to be ron’d

STOP DYING JONGERS :''(

This thread is not long for this world

I signed up jong for ogey calibur >>73382958
This was the quote comment I sent

>Ai battles are just RNG. RNG is just luck. You can train your luck in mahjong by reading the book of flow. Once you mastered the flow you cannot be defeated in mahjong. Therefore you cannot be defeated in RNG games. Therefore, we will Ogey Calibur, for we are the one thread that has has mastered the flow.

jong come back :(

>>73386553
its jongover

jowari...

Forced breeding sex with ninjas you catch infiltrating your lords castle

>>73386358
cool, so what happens? Do we send a character or something?

>>73388945
organizer said he was going to make it so thats it
if you guys want to do something we need ads and hypes, like divegrass

I sent him this to play in between fights but we could use more

>>73375189
Riichi City is the easiest way to go for getting characters without paying. Also possible with Mahjong Soul but that will take forever.

>>73375595
>>73376135
It's more that I can't guarantee long enough periods of time to do matches, I can bail on AIs with no issue.

>>73377332
>>73390527
Thanks anons, I'll look into it.

>>73386553
Get those vtubers to strim moar mahjong

>>73386553
The only stream i can offer you is khubie playing master duel......

>>73391420
what deck is she playing?

>>73391449
Assuming Traptrix unless she decides to make a new one.

>>73391420
yu gi oh just mahjong with anime pictures
it even has white dragons

>>73392660
Old yugioh kinda is, yes.

How different is yugioh now? The last time I played was when they powercreeped 4 stars to 1900 attack with gemini elf.

>>73393098
basically you play your entire deck in one turn, make a board of 12 disruptions and prevent your opponent from playing, or just set 5 floodgates and pass and also prevent your opponent from playing. Everyone plays a set of handtraps (which are like traps, except you hold them in your hand) to try to stop the ridiculous combo decks.

>>73393098
>How different is the game, I last played 20 years ago

>>73393465
>20 years ago was 20 years ago

>>73391449
>what dick is she playing?

>>73393721
Mine~!

>>73393465
the only power creep they added to mahjong was red fives

organizer here. your guy sent in Khubie and also didnt respond to my comment about the original name so I gave her a more fitting name Thoughts?

>>73394743
Akuhbie Shigeru

>>73394743
>>73394846
I like this anons suggestion. I might be biased though.

>>73393257
I have no interest in yugioh because of the meta where its just a competition of who will draw their winning card first to begin their unstoppable series of card effects and re-re-re summons of cards to activate card effects to end the game. The deck building part is cool, but actually playing or watching it is miserable. Game was much better as something 8 year olds played with stuff they got out of $3 10-card packs

>>73395985
Playing it as a kid and wagering the best card in your deck against their best card was kino until my school banned all trading cards when some nigger stole a pokemon card from someone's backpack

I played magic

>>73395985
>>73396178
I mean that's literally how all those games got popular in the first place.
Today's hypercompetitiveness sucks ll the joy out of everything.

For me it was L5R, MTG, and LotR

>>73394743
it looks great, +1 to this suggestion >>73394846 if that's possible

>>73394846
>>73395899
>>73396681
12 is the max character limit

>>73396485
This is exclusively a problem with Yugioh though. Even at a competitive level, very few other TCGs have an issue of gameplay that completely shuts the other person out of the game and ends games on either turn 3 or turn 30, whereas even at a casual level, most YGO decks made since around 2016 have been that way

>>73396485
>hypercompetitiveness
Thats not the problem. You can still play like a retard with your old deck from back then. No one is stopping you.

The only good formats in any TCG are draft or some other form of limited like sealed.

>>73396934
sure but those decks have zero viability. you probably wont even get a chance to actually play the deck because autism fag across the table will end it in a single turn

>>73397022
sealed is for luckshitters, it's really only draft

>>73396842
AkubiShigeru then

why does everyone always play shitty TCGs when better LCGs exist

I only need three cards which I have made sure to shuffle to my opening hand before the game (I false shuffled)
Cyber-Stein, Megamorph, Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon
of course, I'll go second

>>73397394
>Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon
Do fusion monsters go in your deck now? I thought there was a separate fusion deck

>>73397093
Your old deck back then was only viable because you guys were in grade school and you were retarded.

*fiber jars you*

https://voca.ro/1lbWYtL2CDhd

[Verse]
I'm QB, the mahjong addict you see
Always jonging away, chasing victory
Yapping for hours, can't get enough
But with this crappy laptop, it's been tough

[Verse 2]
I don't wanna be a hag or a nonce
Just want a better stream, that's my response
QB in the house, ready to level up
Gotta get my game on, can't let me interrupt

>>73397625
yeah thats why it was fun retard chama

>>73397717
kino

>>73397717
kek nice

STOP TALKING ABOUT CARD GAMES THIS WILL NEVER BE JONG+

>>73397865
Then click go live or post a koko.

>>73397775
And you can still do that. It has nothing to do with hypercompetitiveness

Let's go back and play Modern during Modern Masters release

>>73398221
I'm not getting back on that sinking ship of a game unless they kill the entire EDH format and ban every planeswalker ever printed.

>>73398263
I implied time travel as I'm not touch Magic ever again, the last time I drafted was Dominaria because it was a Richard Garfield set

Tonight's the night. The climb back into Jade begins.

>>73398409
I thought he would've just climbed back into jade off stream

Maybe I should start working on OC for league right now...btw, you're all drafted.

>>73398409
Look at this tryhard, wearing gloves while playing jong lol

>>73398579
but I wanted to be drafted by an /mjg/ team

>>73398727
I'm infiltrating the cabal and telling them exactly who all the /jong/ posters are so I have first pick on you.

>>73398777
they already know I'm from /pcg/ I was hoping to be soulful adeptchad pick

>>73398872
why dont you go derank or smurf?

>>73398928
I was considering deranking for it

>>73399008
you should you would become a famous anon

>>73399148
>you should you would

>>73399148
I don't really want to ruin the game integrity of however many games it takes to drop from adept6 to adept3 though

>>73399193

>>73399148
the requirements to be a famous anon in /jong/ is just "play a single friendly"

>>73399404
Is the alt I accidentally joined on famous too?

>>73399473
why do you have an alt?

>>73399473
I was recording that game, so yes.

>>73399528
An anon asked for someone to stream with their thought process once, but I didn't want to become a thread celebrity so I made an alt to do it and suddenly ran out of free time before I got it into a room where the commentary would be anything other than my confusion at people's discards.

>>73399639
so...where's your stream anon?

/jong/ is my favorite general… thank you anons

I like to observe /jong/ because /mjg/ moves too quickly these days

>>73399782
I told you I ran out of free time, there's nothing of value to say in silver, it's just bullying retards.

>>73399787
Gay

>>73399941
You didn't see that.

>>73399941
>names
oh no no no

>>73399787
cute

>>73400026
Now I'm going to have to make another one if I ever get the free time so no one will know my shame.

>>73400096
why do you care

>>73400096
just change the 3 to 4, no one will find out

>>73400226
Brainworms.
>>73400239
But then my pun name doesn't work.

I wish I was a little girl

the game is telling me to stop playing

>>73400454
>spd: 6
sasuga...

>>73400396
You wanna get sexed??

>>73401293
Yes

>>73401355
Sorry I only want cute boys, hope you get luckier next time...

why did you make that play 5 minutes ago anon...

>>73401585
I knew I shouldn't have masturbated, why do you care so much about it huh?

>>73401420

Tileman News: I cant tell if hes cancelling or not. It would be nice to get a Rezuul stream after a khubi stream tonight.

>tileman canceling his stream
It's over.

>>73401776
why is it so hard to just say "stream canceled for tonight" this half-reads as canceled but also goofy lagging behind?

>>73401585
brother i cant tell you what i did one turn ago

>>73402428
Riling up the cuckposters is the only thing he can do now that he deranked. Sad!

>>73402669
I can't believe tileman had a girlfriend this entire time, especially while doing all that "Your boyfriend gets progressively more depressed while deranking" BFE ASMR

fucking youtube changed their UI on desktop and its so fucking weird CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>73402892
What the fuck? I'm unsubbing from tileman right now.

>>73402942
What? Where?

streams doko

>>73404644
https://www.twitch.tv/kiasnassa

even when my games go well someone deals into a dealer baiman and I get locked in for second

>>73405355
just be glad youre not losing points

>>73405833
all I've done the last two days is land 4th

>>73405901
sucks but yeah and?

you going back into ranked anon? Don't worry, I will watch you this time to ensure your flow is good.

>>73407872
i won one (1) hand which was better than 2/3 last games

I went from 60% to 75% mortal rating but I still feel retarded

>>73409099
rating or match%? most of my games I checked are 70-75 match% and 80-85 rating and I'm retarded, so you probably are too

Majsoul Friends Room 94002(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=94002

>>73409883
2/4

I was too slow...

>>73410094
xeniabros... so unlucky

>>73410094
sorry....

>>73410094
At least you can stalk the game.

>>73409883
3/4

My internet ruined my pinfu...

>>73409883
started

>>73409883
WJ i drop the dora because i wanted to end my suffering...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKmDPDqGU80 FFXIV strip mahjong featuring Obake PAM and some m*les I've never heard of

>haven't been able to watch QB for a while
>start watching her now
jesus i forgot how fucking british she is

>>73413363
Its amazing when she gets really excited and the accent cranks up to 100% Bong.

>>73409883
WJ

>>73409883
well jonged, nice kazoe

my flow...

wj

https://files.catbox.moe/6eh0e4.mp4
yakumeme moments

>>73416122
thanks for letting me relive it

>3 weeks

>>73416813
she'll be back in a week to roll for cunny and then leave again

>>73416895
pretty based desu

>>73416813
There is a three weeks one already. I am worried about the idea of an alt at this point, mainly cause if she slips up and mentions playing after not being on for a month straight that opens a who can of worms given all the cancelations since the move.

>>73417041
Whose cancellations? :^)

>>73417170
He's busy back in the balatro mines.

>>73417041
I thought there was a 3 weeks one but I couldn't be bothered seeing if I had it or not and that was the one I first saw.
Also I already assumed she had an alt and have also been busy the past month or two so I'm barely in the loop regarding whatever you're talking about.

Luckshitting my way out of a hell wait

>>73417245
This post is going to be really funny in 2 weeks

>>73417322
Are these animations on the new client? I'm still using browser coz I'm lazy.

>>73417375
>2 weeks
Writes itself.

>>73417265
I honestly don't think she has an alt with how much she was playing on her main when we know she was playing and the lack of improvement between known play sessions.

>>73417397
yeah.

I'm Pippa.

>>73417509
play tetris again you bitch

>>73417509
Hi Pippa!

>>73417509
Tweet out a muppet gif again

>>73417509
Why do you hate us?

>>73417509
Called it.

>>73417509
At least tweet out that there's no stream so I don't have to stay up until 6 AM to make sure I don't miss a guerilla.

>>73418126
No communication. If Pippa's been consistent about something over the last three years, its that.

>>73417656
You know why.

>>73414742
If I didn't know better I'd think she was completely wasted.

>>73418573
I don't though...

Jong is taking decades off my life

Celestial playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO6eroeFl8g

>>73418611
I like that about my retarded wife

>>73418679
Did you buy the socks, anon?

>>73420103
lol fuck no.

RATE THE KHUBIE
RATE THE MASTER DUEL
RATE THE STREAM

Bit late was finishing my ranked match when she ended.

i bought the socks and when i capture a jong wife i will make her wear them

>>73420178
That's why she hates you.

>>73420428
I only tuned in briefly but as autist who's been playing Yugioh for 12 years, I'm constantly reminded of how awful Yugioh stream chats are

>>73420739
She always has at least one person backseating regardless of game sadly. Though to be fair she has asked more than a few times for people to backseat so its a given if you encourage it you're gonna get it.

>>73420428
>RATE THE KHUBIE
Goddess of Salt/10
>RATE THE MASTER DUEL
Modern yugioh was a mistake. At least she plays waifu decks as God intended.
>RATE THE STREAM
Ranked into viewer games is always nice even if there were people using cancer think it was all newfags in friendlies. Koobilove/10

>>73365112
boring

>>73420428
Cute Khubie
She has never read any of her cards EVER
good stream

>>73426543
Explain

Wake up

>>73428087
No, I'm concernfagging. I will sleep until next week.

Just another day of using mortalbot in friendlies

>>73428105
Perhaps she had to go to japan to participate in washizu mahjong

>>73428134
So... she's dead then, still gonna concern.

>>73428310
Maybe she got lucky and they dont kill her, but use her for another purpose

>>73428448
He's too old

>>73429038
Im sure washizu still got that dog in him which would be pretty surreal to walk in on

>>73429359
He can't even walk anymore by the end of the manga

>>73429380
I had a friend who was wheelchair bound and girls still found a way to ride the lightning

九ページバンップです

>>73430238
tasty noods

>>73431649
amusingly I think I stopped watching her about a month ago too. Return to the jong sister......

>>73431786
I just miss the random middle of the night games with her and tileman.

>>73431858
I suppose it was nice jong stalking her.

>>73431958
Liveposting her awful misplays in /pcg/ was fun, and now that we have a thread for properly jongstalking and commenting she doesn't play anymore.

>>73431649

bump

10...

Will he be back?

>>73440019
he survived jade long enough that I'm sure he can get back

Jongbwos...

>>73429404
>ride za lightning
when's guilty gear, lads?

>>73440019
Yeah he's gonna derank to adept for sure.

>>73440019
Come home adeptchad

Squisha da retard

>>73446057
Pippa doesn't play mahjong anymore.

this thread is not long for this world.

I'm starting to get my gold rhythm in, coming back after a long time and being one loss from deranking, I'm now in much safer territories and on my way up.

>>73448513
I came.

I hate gold room so much
https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil/

>>73449865
Don't worry, you'll be home soon

>>73449865
Good. Derank and go back to where you belong.

>twitch broke adblock again
>none of the 3 I already cycle through work
>forced to get yet another
What the fuck is their endgame here? I would just stop watching twitch if they actually managed to force ads on everyone.

I don't use adblock.

>I don't use adblock.

I'm running out of miko emotes to bump the thread with

>>73454513

>>73454513
You're going to have to start recycling them.

i win gaem so i bumb thred :DDD

>>73450500
The end goal is that you'll subscribe to their youtube premium-esque service, so that you're still paying them money, but they don't have to split it with the streamer. Except they don't actually promote its existence, to the point most wouldn't even know it existed unless they actively went digging for it

>>73450187
>>73450070
back to 600/1200 :)

>>73456679

>>73440019
I would hope he'd take a break from the rank grind to reset his brain before trying again. Some of his discards the last week or so were obviously the discards of someone getting tilted. T retard that gets tilted and plays like shit as well.

>>73457477
I both love and hate how much her chat reminds me of year 1 Pippa's chat in terms of comfy. Its nice, but also bitterly nostalgic.

Where is he...

>>73461687
You bullied him too hard in friendlies

>>73462202
The weak fear the strong

Tileman news: Think id chuck 1p here. I'm either going to consider all pairs if I luck shit into another pair or I'm just going to start hoping the pinfu works out.

>>73463039
2m, fuck chiitoi when the shapes are good and I don't have any dora, 14 is a stronger wait than 36/47 so we trim from that shape. The actual answer is probably 4s though to preserve chiitoi and sanankou chances.

>>73463039
>chucking a guaranteed suuankou

I've never seen a furry luckshit this hard before

>>73464266
>deal in
>luckshit
Just don't give him the winning tiles it's that easy.

>>73464359
I didn't the others did, three dealer haneman hands in a row is nuts though

/jong/ is reclining

No tileman tonight?

>>73467109
I don't think he streams thursdays

>>73461687
Sex! With jelly/jong/er!

>>73467405
>hard once per turn on both effects
why do you anti me so?

>>73467919
I made you a handtrap because fuck you.

>>73467971
Handtrap fits.

>>73467971
>summon from hand on the opponent's turn and synchro using pic related to make satellite warrior and wipe their field
not bad, honestly; I'd run it

>>73468336
wait that needs to be synchro'd with only tuners I'm noob

>>73468405
>Yugioh player reading the cards they play challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

>>73468405
*synchros

never going to be /jong+/

Time to photoshop peepa onto junk speeder

thos general is awful

>>73468559
>thos

>>73468559
then go live so we have some content

>>73468591
I can't hear thos without thinkin about beans...

>>73469264
this nigga's thinkin about beans

How come average Japanese girls get to easily get to mid-saint without ever touching Riichi Book 1 yet westerners who study and try their hardest can't even stay in master?

>>73469349
called survivor bias retard

>>73469349
superior genes

Now I wait for more yugioh card edits.

Watch jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST72VPxE5yU

/jong/ should have gay sex just like /mjg/

>>73470577
>vertical stream
shan't

>>73470705
>>73463166
>>73439304

>>73471083

>>73470577
wtf she actually looks like this?!?!?

stop intentionally killing the thread

Its over...

>>73474047
I'm going to miss you guys.

S-surely someone will bake. Right?

>>73475102
I can only assume the nigger that image dumped to bump limit will

my oven doesn't work

I baked
>>73476357

>>73476382
wwhdt