/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

GRIM

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

bots

>>73372273
>Star Rail slop
Shame

Abort abort not this thread

>ID mogging EN again

>>73369832
>>73369871
ahhhh janny?

Improved version from yesterday, showing who contributes the most to their respective gen's average hours streamed.

GRIM

>>73372333

>>73372138
I found it weird, they have dedicated V4Mirai shiller for every thread and trying to hype VSPO EN non stop for months.

>Marine getting groomed by a male and posting about it
Grim

>>73372277
Recent clip numbers
>>73368443
>>73368474
>>73368501
>>73368535

If mumei has done.eben half of risu numberfagging for her outfit reveal....

>>73372326
AIIIEEEE lastu samuraius

>>73372354
Nice, thank you anon.

>>73372333
why do you hide Luca ?

>>73372376
friendzoned

>>73372332
What makes a faggot do this?

>>73372354
Gokischizo won

* YESTERDAY’S FINAL TALLY *
>74,629: Miko (Hololive)
>44,116: Subaru (Hololive)
>22,921: Hakase Fuyuki (Nijisanji)
>20,898: Roboco (Hololive)
>19,962: Noel (Hololive)
>16,745: Chiroru (Indie)
>16,494: Patra (Indie)
>15,997: Koyori (Hololive)
>15,856: Fubuki (Hololive)
>12,977: Fauna (Hololive)
>12,351: Met (VSPO)
>11,700: Shiina (Nijisanji)
>11,505: Okayu (Hololive)
>11,259: Watame (Hololive)
>10,841: Toko (Nijisanji)
>10,759: Flare (Hololive)
>10,562: Koyori (Hololive)

>>73372376
what are kaioi cookies? are they good?

i just learned that /#/ are retards who can't read more than 50 words on a single post.

>>73372333
>Holo vs Holo
Here nijifriend, let me help you

>>73372354
kaela...

>>73372375
Hey, there are at least two shillers. But I shill for all small corpos.
Yume+ just finished debuting their first gen and they managed 100+ viewers.
Vreverie is trying to refill or fulfill obligations before exploding and debuted a 3rd generation to decent numbers for their toxic reputation.

* YESTERDAY’S FINAL EN TALLY OF THE DAY*
>04/09 TALLY:
12,977: Fauna (Hololive) | Minecraft
8,025: Mori (Hololive) | Jump King
8,003: IRyS (Hololive) | Lethal Company w/ Anya, Flare, Luna
7,607: Shiori (Hololive) | Good Boy 1 & 2
6,531: Mint (Indie) | Karaoke
6,471: Baelz (Hololive) | Lies of P


>EN GOLDS FOR MARCH 2024
1) Kiara (Hololive) - 17,995 - Easter Collab Special
2) Shiori (Hololive) - 17,536 - Biboo Is Missing (Overcooked 2 Collab w/ Advent)
3) Mori (Hololive) - 19,506 - Birthday Countdown + Totsu + Announcement
4) Mori (Hololive) - 46,665 - 3D Birthday Live
5) Mint (Indie) - 25,197 - Return Karaoke
6) Sonny (Nijisanji) - 10,444 - Birthday Karaoke (Duets)
7) Mumei (Hololive) - 17,280 - Unarchived Karaoke
8) Nerissa (Hololive) - 13,792 - Unarchived Karaoke
9) Fauna (Hololive) - 12,977 - Minecraft

>PER COMPANY
7x: Hololive
1x: Indie, Nijisanji

>PER STREAMER
2x: Mori
1x: Fauna, Kiara, Mint, Mumei, Nerissa, Shiori, Sonny

>POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
14p: Mori
9p: Fauna, Mumei
7p: Bijou
5p: IRyS, Kiara, Mint, Nerissa, Shiori, Sonny
4p: FuwaMoco
3p: Ina, Nijisanji
1p: Amelia, Matara

>>73372323
What?

>>73372444
If you include the homos then anons will read it

>>73372354
this is one of the reasons why I love Kaela

>Nose 8.6k CCV
>Lui 7.7k CCV
But Lui chat speed is like three times of Nose. Go check their stream, both of them are streaming

RISU HOLDING A MIC

Nigga Risu looks so beautiful and mature, i need porn of that new outfit right fucking now

>>73372354
I never realized Iofi streamed so much

>>73372487
Hey, I read it and would have been glad to rebut a response, but then the thread died.

>>73372444
Write like a human being instead of an insane person with random all caps and ellipses and I might.

>>73372277
GREASY

Have a feeling ID asked for ID4 for to be delayed like the stars did previously. With all the talk about the supporting the current talent and moves to make more money it makes sense.

>>73372444
>>73367898

APRIL 2024 BRONZE
>1) 52,303: Ririmu (Nijisanji) Girls talk 2024
>2) 27,793: Subaru (Hololive) TABS
>3) 36,778: Korone (Hololive) SubaKoroMio~n A Shut-in Daughter
>4) 23,367: Pekora (Hololive) Lethal Company
>5) 29,255: Chiroru (Indie) Baseball
>6) 35,587: Lamy (Hololive) Lamy project
>7) 41,238: Pekora (Hololive) MonHun World
>8) 21,253: Hajime (Hololive) Clubhouse 51 vs Mio
>9) 22,921: Hakase Fuyuki (Nijisanji) yugioh pack opening offcollab


> PER COMPANY
2x: Nijisanji
6x: Hololive
1x: Indie

> PER STREAMER
2x: Pekora
1x: Ririmu, Subaru, Korone, Chiroru, Lamy, Hajime, Hayase Fuyuki

>>73372487
Fortunately so.

>>73372354
lol at that ID3 one

>>73372354
Shion yo...

>>73372376
I have a two theories, only one is schizo
1. They're pushing Ao to make us comfortable with real males
2. The girls like Ao since she's actually pretty in real life even if she's a bit menhera

>>73372444
I read it but then when I reached the end I forgot what I was reading about

>>73372354
Jesus, Kaela wtf?

APRIL 2024 HIGHLANDER
>1) 181,563: Pekora (Hololive) PekoMama Debut
>2) 92,231: Flare (Hololive) 3DLIVE Birthday
>3) 77,236: Toya (Nijisanji) 1million sub endurance
>4) 46,665: Calliope (Hololive) 3D Birthday Live
>5) 36,265: Marine (Hololive) MonHun World [S]
>6) 48,754: Koyori (Hololive) Holo Mahjong Tournament [S]
>7) 47,091: Miko (Hololive) Horsebetting
>8) 21,253: Hajime (Hololive) Clubhouse 51 vs Mio [B]
>9) 44,116: Subaru (Hololive) Hamtaro3 w/ Marine [S]


> PER COMPANY
8x: Hololive
1x: Nijisanji

[S]=Silver
[B]=Bronze
[]* brackets indicate placement on tally [4th], [5th], [10th]...
Blank is global GOLD

>>73372530
I love nijisissies fanfics, it's top comedy

>>73372558
>she's actually pretty in real life
Is she?

Damn ID really is worthless

6 weeks and shes stagnating this hard already kek no wonder her channel can’t even manage 100mil total channel views

>>73372428
Should have been an Ubel op

>>73372558
>1
Retard
>2
Yes except she's not menhera

>>73371974
Anon you gotta realize that EN just cannot have a box like JP. There'll always be issues like "muh geography" (meanwhile:Grindstone) or "no new debuts" (meanwhile:2020-21 Myth) but they've been around long enough for you to understand that it's just not gonna happen anymore.
They're all clearly tired. So just let it go.
EN viewers are fine with what they get. And you clearly love the JP box dynamics, so just watch what you like and let others watch what they like instead of whining about a some utopian worldline 24x7.

>>73372605
She is very cute

Queen

# is the cunny general

APRIL 2024 SILVER
>1) 61,405: Toya (Nijisanji) Kenmochi Toya
>2) 39,571: Pekora (Hololive) MonHun World
>3) 38,653: Pekora (Hololive) MonHun World
>4) 38,099: Miko (Hololive) MonHun World
>5) 36,265: Marine (Hololive) MonHun World
>6) 48,754: Koyori (Hololive) Holo Mahjong Tournament
>7) 43,508: Roboco (Hololive) Clubhouse 51 vs Miko
>8) 32,569: Miko (Hololive) MonHun World
>9) 44,116: Subaru (Hololive) Hamtaro3 w/ Marine

> PER COMPANY
1x: Nijisanji
8x: Hololive

> PER STREAMER
2x: Pekora, Miko
1x: Toya, Marine, Koyori, Roboco, Subaru

>>73372558
wrong, its
3> the girls just masturbate to aos voice and want to have sex with her(male)

>>73372665
and the feet general

It's a travesty that Hololive English Promise member Ceres Fauna is not sucking my cock right now.

>>73372665

For as much as this thread loves to drool over Fauna and Mumei, I feel like it’s been taken for granted how impressive it is that they got 47k and 57k on their 3rd outfit reveals.

>>73372354 (me)
It should be noted that the individual portions of each stacked column does not represent hours streamed overall. It's only within the context of their gens, as some gens have fewer talents than others this affects the perception of it. Kaela obviously stands out, but Koyori actually streams more overall, just less in proportion to her genmates. Same goes with Reine & Pekora who are directly next to each other. Reine has a larger bar, but Pekora streams more.

>>73372444
>NOOOOO WHY IS NO ONE READING MY CONCERN FAGGING NONSENSICAL WALLS OF TEXT
kys

>>73372530
>Stars
Go Back troon

>>73372694
imagine the view..

>>73372354
ENs are such lazy bitches

>>73372354
Im membered to most of the talents who are active and carry their shit. Hard work should be rewarded after all

How do we save nijien at this point?

>>73372737
we should stop spending so much money on merchandise

>>73372354
The absolute fucking state of Mumei and Kronii.

>>73372713
Compared to who?

>>73372713
Is that supposed to be impressive?

I don't get why anyone would join DEV_IS. It's not real hololive and it's not like it's the next best thing to join.

>>73372665
Yes

>>73372376
I fucking hate this inorganic shilling. Her interaction with this loser is so forced, the few times she is brought up are always about that weak gimmick of 'pon ikemen'. Fuck cover for making the holos to save these failures. They should ask the homostars audience to save them. After all, they are intended to be their accessories to prop up their bois.

>>73372662
I still don't know what the fuck wangy means

>>73372785
>2023 outfit reveal

>>73372730
BASED BASED BASED

>>73372354
gura mumei amelia and suisei pretty much streamed exactly the same amount yet i only see constant crying from nijisisters about one of them, i wonder why that is

>>73372802
>They should ask the homostars audience to save them
What homostars audience?

>>73372802
Maybe Cover socially engineered holos into trying to help the failures.

>>73372558
I think she is a very good ass kisser, and Marine is extremely weak to compliments and sweet words

>>73372795
>some high 4 digits ccv + anni/birthday merch far over 50% cut
gee i wonder

>>73372795
What would be the next best thing to join?
NijiJP? VSPO? Re;Act?
You can still get folded to Holo proper like AZKi compared to being a shitter in Niji

nice haul kinda

>>73372665

>>73372643
>They're all clearly tired. So just let it go.
JP been doing this for longer and their still grinding day after day and coming up with unique fun events. Holo EN does not try beyond doing the bare minimum.

>>73372875
But it isn't Hololive. Every girl in regloss said they applied to Hololive but got banished to the new branch. They should have said they wanted to be in Hololive only.

>>73372333
>holo vs holo
ok lucuck
>>73372374
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73372795
Because they won’t hire Holo anymore?
Lol, Cover have all the power to decide if you get to be Holo

>>73372908
Cover spent 3 years doing less than the minimum for EN. They still don't get shit from the company. Why should EN try as hard as say holoX, who get shilled 24/7 and get given everything they could ever ask for by Cover?

>>73372901
is in her top 10 sc streams

>>73372802
how new?

>>73372802
Holos saved AZKi and Suzy and not the Vsinger audience. Face it. Hololive proper will help those that are fated to be helped.

>>73372730
holy kakarotbased

>>73372901
$1000 streamlabs donation just dropped

>>73372912
>to be in Hololive only
none of them was good enough for that

>>73372782
I mean, 3D lives > Outfit reveals generally, and those numbers beat out every EN 3Dlive since the verification change except Bae and IRyS (or in Mumei’s case, only IRyS).

>>73372908
I mean, sure. But why bother? They're still the #1 in EN. Twitchfags don't take ANY chuuba seriously. Branch growth has stalled. EN fans are fine with this as well.
So just leave them be.

>>73372444
anon there is no substitute for bonding in person
you need to realise that

>>73372952
Funny how AZKi did all she could to help Suisei even though Suisei was forced upon her. When it came time for when AZKi needed help Suisei ignored her.

>>73372795
> I don't get why anyone would join DEV_IS
You're assuming they knew what they were getting into

>>73372444
This is not your personal blog you stupid dumb faggot. Go hang yourself.

>>73372901
does it include streamlabs? She's been baiting streamlab donations with the new voice alerts

>>73372967
after holox flop, they realized nobody is good enough for gen 7

>>73372973
Just because the 3D live numbers are abysmal doesn't make the outfit numbers amazing.

>>73372964
oh shit isreal

Definitive numbers tier list:

Chemistry
HoloEN > HoloID > HoloJP > NijiEN > NijiJP

Mindshare
HoloEN > HoloID > NijiEN > HoloJP > NijiJP

CCV
HoloJP > HoloEN > HoloID > NijiJP > NijiEN

Unculled CCV
HoloEN > HoloID > HoloJP > NijiEN > NijiJP

VOD views
HoloEN > HoloJP > HoloID > NijiJP > NijiEN

Unculled VOD views
HoloEN > HoloID > HoloJP > NijiEN > NijiJP

Song views
HoloEN > NijiEN > HoloID > NijiJP > HoloJP

Subs
HoloEN > HoloJP > HoloID > NijiJP > NijiEN

Sub growth
HoloID > HoloEN > HoloJP > NijiJP > NijiEN

Unculled sub growth
HoloEN > HoloID > NijiEN > HoloJP > NijiJP

Likes
HoloEN > HoloID > HoloJP > NijiEN > NijiJP

Poll engagement
HoloID > HoloEN > NijiEN > HoloJP > NijiJP

Unique chatters
HoloEN > NijiEN > HoloID > HoloJP > NijiJP

Chat speed
HoloEN > HoloID > NijiEN > HoloJP > NijiJP

Superchats
HoloEN > HoloJP > NijiJP > NijiEN > HoloID

Superchats + streamlabs
HoloID > HoloEN > NijiEN > HoloJP > NijiJP

Merch sales
HoloEN > HoloJP > HoloID > NijiEN > NijiJP

Live event attendance
HoloEN > HoloJP > HoloID > NijiJP > NijiEN

Ad strength
HoloEN > HoloJP > HoloID > NijiJP > NijiEN

Reminder that NijiJP is by far the loser in most metrics

>>73372396
ayy dee aitch dee

>>73373027
No, only YouTube

>>73372375
I made the first long blogpost last thread and I only started watching them like a month and a half ago, I just wanted to brag about how the GFE/idol project was light years ahead of the mixed collab faggotry. I don't really care about what company is winning as long as the industry itself understands who the main audience is

>>73373023
They were given a contract and had months of pre-debut.

They have started sending out invitations

>>73373038
>holoX
>flop
they're the single strongest vtuber gen since sankisei and they have even surpassed sankisei in many respects. they are the opposite of a flop.

>>73372908
>willing to pay out of their own pockets to fly to japan and pay for a 3D lives for their fans
I know you can't relate to that feeling nijinigger

>>73373027
doesnt include that no

>>73373045
not even a good shitpost but you'll get plenty of (You)s

>>73373044
That’s like a doctors yearly salary there right?

>>73372616
Only a true retard would use this website.

>>73373018
Suzy literally invited AZKi to her first solo concert. They even have a song together (Last Frontier).

>>73372354
Good to have numerical evidence once and for all that gen 5 is the worst gen in hololive and should be graduated

>>73373044
six never fails

bait to weak post towas

>>73372901
A lot of donation will be on Streamlabs because she just updated new dono messages from 1-1000 dollars.

We need to exterminate the subhuman samurais again.

I'm surprised to see HoloEN supremacy post in JP prime-time because I rarely see that kind of post in EN prime-time

>>73373045
>Superchats + streamlabs
>HoloID > HoloEN
I call 100% bullshit on this, give even a single source to prove it

>>73372354
How does koyori has so much energy? Is she on cocaine 24/7?

>>73373045
>Chemistry
>HoloEN

>>73373183
You're right, HoloEN > HoloID even when accounting for streamlabs.

>>73373177
I can't remember the last time your kind was even welcome here after you were driven off. Fuck off, slant.

>>73373177
why did you repost this?

>>73373177
JP shitposters finally switching things up?

>>73373194
no but she is on my dick

>>73372333
Okay but how did an off collab lose this badly? Eatame gets more for solo streams

>>73373182
oh, the kaioi are the holocookies right?

>>73373194
She’s an endurance runner, each of her stream is not too long, but she stream like 3 times a day and juggle 2-3 playthrough at the same time

>>73372605
She's cute irl in the same way Kronii is cute irl. Panties drop everytime they enter a room.

>>73373194
Hag energy. Her unfertilized eggs get converted to adrenaline.

>>73373131
That top dono alone is 1/6 what some indo doctors make in a year

>>73373232
Watame is trash and people can see right through her.

>>73373232
ENs are debuff shitters and they should stay away from the main hololive members.

>>73372643
This is the most retarded of posts

>>73373194
I wake up tired, sit behind pc get tired, then go to bed tired and the cycle continues. Respect for her

>>73373131

>>73372444
>Muh twatter-tier hot takes
Go back to twitter

Good morning /#/. I love Jelly!

>>73373259
>ao attracts females
>kronii attracts males
i think they should sex

>>73373182
Miffy hate

>>73373326
fuck off phasefag

>>73372713
They did a good job. Their outfits were great

>>73372354
Remember to kneel to HoloX on your way out.

>>73372730
>NOOOO I WON'T READ YOUR WALLS OF TEXT
Yes you will. You will read my walls of text and you will be happy about it. I haven't posted a wall of text yet but I'm going to now, and when I post it you will read it.

>>73373326
Hopefully you are getting something from all this shilling

>>73373297
Jesas

>>73373326
Bae collab when?

>>73373326
Wassup jellybro?

https://youtu.be/u9alGJE9ZXA?si=v-DVzGzgC3q6hBuQ
I don't get it . Bae did everything right. High quality mv, raided her own premier with an off collab and collabed with a popular jp. It is doing worse than irys songs

>>73373297
>after cut is probably 500
looks good

>>73373373
To be fair, they are essentially the only 5 member gen left. Gen2 is pretty much retired.

>>73373297
if they earn in millions there, why are they still poor?

>>73372935
maybe they should support their male kouhais first. bunch of entitled bitches

I got a feeling there's gonna be a yab tonight

>>73372665
Nice to see others continuing the ritual post.

>>73373495
Explains all the EN seethe

Laplus graduating. She just submitted her letter.

>>73373388
Why is there a passive 10% chance for people to call any post in /#/ a shill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYy-M1viOu4

the power of blue dorito really makes these girls cry huh

>>73373445
>Watame
That's the problem. Us 35P know she's bad news.

>>73373326
PIPPA SOCKS PIPPA SOCKS PIPPA SOCKS!!!

>>73373524
>isreal
matsuri when?

I was fucking Fauna. The condom broke. I am (not) sorry.

>>73373495
Next Niji graduation is after April when they finalized Q4

>>73373476
Shit spawn. I studied geography a lot back in Highschool and Indonesia fascinated me. It lie smack dab on top of The Ring of Fire (largest active underwater volcanic formation of SEA)
Life is tough there

>>73373557
Congrats blackanon

Anons…?

>>73373427
Nothing much.

>>73373232
>watame
>bae
>bae channel
>66 minute
>overlapped
Be lucky it got that

>>73373569
>>>/trash/

>>73373572
Why is it always the ‘him?

AIEEEEEEEEE Homo PagPag Monkeys

>>73373445
Thanks for the unsanitized link, now I'm gonna make sure Youtube recommends what you hate.

>>73373572
Perfectly normal Nijiwave

>>73373492
BASED BASED BASED

>>73373572
>can only get 7k with bots
kek

>>73373584
Tonights gonna be a rough night for you anon

>>73373535
women tears
delicious

Thoughts

>>73373572
what happened to this guy
i remember him being one of the top nijis in 2022, or maybe my memory is just failing me?

>>73373272
kiara marine does great numbers.

>>73373535

>>73373642
I love it when women cry

>>73373652
Cute outfit
She's still gross and unwatchable though

>>73373605
to convince his manager give him more sponsorships.

>>73373652

>>73373605
it's always the fujo infested ones

>>73373643
No need to out yourself nijivermin

>>73373652
fuck, my eyes, at least use png

>>73373652
When's the next male collab

>>73373652
Remove the thingy on her face then its aight

>>73373673
it makes it much more enjoyable

>>73373652
It's a nice outfit wasted on Risu.

>>73373652
doesn't fit Risu.
more fitting for Abunda

>>73373572
to 2ch!!!

>>73372979
>EN fans are fine with this as well.
No I'm not, kys

>>73372354
Regloss are also lazy imagine this in 1 more year, worst gen ever

I hope he killed himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sjgoCTQJ8M

>>73373642
>>73373673
shut up pekora

>>73373652

>>73373652
Sex

>>73373659
I think he was having a minecraft arc creating a floating castle for someone.

surely this is an error?

>>73373757
must suck to be a minority

>>73373775
VshojoID

>>73373766
Bet his adam's apple is fucking enormous

>>73373652
Who?

>>73373652
> Idol Outfit
Nice
NOW FUCKING SING WITH IT YOU DUMBFUCK SQUIRREL

>>73373775
Gura approved

>>73372558
to be fair, it is pretty flattering for your ego to have a gorgeous person suck your dick all the time

>>73373078
t. laplus white knight
Repeat after me, "we hate male collabs here"

>>73373800
It is not.

>>73372643
>>73372908
>>73372979
>>73373805
Dogfuckers writing fanfiction again

>>73373572
They started from here?

>>73373800
YouTube is niji anti
look at view and like count
invalid numbers

>>73373572
Ibrajeet hanging on a thread of bots.

>>73373775
why are flipcucks like this

>>73373757
Sucks but you can't do shit about it, new debuts and fun content has to come from the top.
Enjoy what you have at least, and take solace in the fact that HoloEN haven't crumbled into fleshie dust like pretty much the entire rest of the EN VTuber field.

>>73373868
Esl prime

>>73372908
>P-please earn more USD for daddy Yagoo so he can splurge on garbage
Fuck off, they let EN die without a single care for years the girls did enough time for Cover to beat the incompetence allegations.

>>73373888
Be less obvious sister

>>73373652
I will save her from Indonesia

All of EN discussion can be boiled down to “Who is leading HoloEN?”

>replying to himself
He's actually insane.

>>73373834
She did do a karaoke stream fairly recently
https://youtu.be/_VcNJ_jha2I

>>73373572
S-save us botsanji...

>>73373805
>implying a majority of non-Japanese vtuber viewers know japanese
bro literally less than ten thousand white people know Japanese in the us, what the fuck are you yapping about

>Duck lewds
Gross. Subaru is not sexy.

>>73373866
>ibrahim would've gotten sub 5k without bots

>>73373930
it really is unironically this. EN doesn't have its own first army, it just has one empress and she flamed out because of it

>>73373572
>Ibrahim's POV

>>73373955
Stop being gay

>>73373971
VCR doping is on the way don’t worry

>samefagging his EN seethe
Nijinig...

>>73373930
>“Who is leading HoloEN?”
Nobody. The branch is running on auto-pilot without someone leading

>>73372713
We drooled enough back then, very good numbers, goth and emo theme really helped them since those were memed for such a long time, made the new outfits much more special than just some random clothes/theme. Especially Fauna, people expected even lower numbers because of worse day/timeslot and lower ceiling, so 47k was quite impressive for her (and she had potential to break 50k if she stalled a bit more, but she had accessories to show and wanted to make it to her karaoke frame).

>>73374001
Pekora is joining VCR this time so Niji probably won't get as much of a boost as usual, everyone will be watching her.

>>73373194
Mayonnaise is a drink!

>>73374030
Why is bro writing headcanon

Noel sings as if she were carrying something big

jwu, nijiniggs were boasting about that sex pest winning during his karaoke? I assume it didn't with all the EN seething right now.

I wish there were GTA server but only for female

>>73372354
>Kaela streams more than entire branches, half of them at that

>>73373915
BASED
I hope the yen fucking crshes below .60, hell I hope it fucking crashes below .50
I don't care if the entire economy of Japan has to go under, it's about time that nips remembered that Japan is legally a vassal state and demonstrated proper respect

>>73373837
200 Niji Organs Vs 15 HoloEN girls
>14:1
60M views Vs 15M views
>4:1
HoloEN (minus Gura) > NijiJP

>>73374042
wonder if she's fat...

>>73374042
Mayo is the best sauce for everything, bar none. Ketchup is for kiddies and chili sauce is for boring adults

>>73374091
Shittttt you just have to remind me that Miko proposed that idea to management and got denied, all while the rest of the industry is in VCR GTA

>>73374030
Last time pekora slipped to kuzuha. i can see that happening knowing how desperate she was to maintain her meme watch hours title

>>73374098
based, i love my oshi getting close to no money when the monthly check comes

>>73373775
WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS LMAO
WHAT IS WRONG WITH FUCKING SEA

>>73374102
You can tell who's crying about holoEN by the fact they never bring up the actual numbers, its just pure unadulterated seethe

>>73373722
Honestly, when was the last time she collab with a male?
Oga has stayed on line recently. Zen is graduated

>>73373652
Wasted on Risu

>>73374177
Ver never recovered from the incel yab

>>73374153
USD spending potential is light years beyond the yen and fuwamoco unironically proved this

>>73374046
You're not stopping the JPs from being regular shitcelebs. It's going to happen.

>>73374108
mustard is for real chads
>>73374158
risu would give you a thighjob if it were a super funny meme

>>73374108
Yeah but homemade mayo the supermarket one is really bad, japanese mayo is good even the supermarket one

>>73374219
>risu would give you a thighjob if it were a super funny meme
You made me hard out of nowhere

>>73372795
It is the next best thing. Some of you people are retarded, I swear.

>>73374209
regloss arent doing that bad compared to advent. Is just the dogs are somewhat of an outlier.

>>73374108
>he doesn't mix mayo and ketchup
there's a sauce that's basically this but I forgot what it's called

>>73373866
They were testing their table plateau bots just a week ago. what went wrong.

jwu rqd?

>>73374177
Bae...

>>73374205
Qrd?

>>73373868
holokeks and their Anti mindshare bots

>>73374283
Why would I mix the abomination that is ketchup in anything? I don’t even like it alone

>>73374108
>Mayo is the best sauce for everything

>>73374283
thousand island?

So what happened to suisei schizo? Nigger was going on about how her music career is dead and now her latest song has the potential to beat loli-kami.

Post some fresh new cunny

>>73374282
Notice the use of the word "potential". USA Otaku have more cash than Japanese Otaku because superior white genes endow them with the ability to use USD, and it's time for Japan to recognize that fact and kneel. That's exactly why the yen should crash, so that Cover becomes dependent on the superior currency

>>73374302
He taught Zaion Korean slang that’s only used on a specific incel forum, then when he got called out on it he pretended that he didn’t know Korean.

>love Koyo
>hate Mayo
WHAT TO DO? Maybe I should just oshihen and go watch the TRUE NEWS anchor and superior witch instead of Koyori

>>73374329
holokeks deployed a bot against niji livers that deletes superchats and subscribers
i hate holokeks so much

>>73374283
mayochup

>>73374342
Adam I kneel

HOLO THREAD
HOLO BOARD
HOLO WORLD
https://youtu.be/A1LoxukWcrs

>>73374106
In the right places.

>>73374343
YES thank you
>>73374332
kys you have no soul

>>73374425
Hal's cumslut sure is hot

>>73374399
Holokeks hacked youtube

>>73374342
Ah Kengan Ashura. Definitely was a blast to read.

guys, why does youtube look weird?

>>73374446
stop talking about hoshikawa

>>73374470
Neal pooed on it

>>73374380
That shouldn't be a yab though. If anything that would increase his popularity with the standard vtuber viewer.

>>73374446
More like Koyori's slave, considering she dumpstered everyone in that tourney once she stopped jobbing for views.

>>73374342
Koyo…

>>73372354
Isn't Moona still in her big break?

>>73372665

>>73374499
Hot

>>73374507
No

>>73374283
it's a common condiment for french fries here in the philippines.

>MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
<MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
>MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
<MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI SAMA
>Like a nightmare, these worse echo in our heroine's head, keeping her up all night.
>A sip of brandy becomes a cup, a cup of brandy becomes a pint

>A mysterious book sparkles in her bookshelf, one that she DID NOT put there herself
(She opens the Book, and sees the Symbol of the Macrocosm and with a solemn voice, she KNOWS what to recite)
>Spirit, I summon to appear, speak to me!
>Ah! What tears now at the core of me!
>All my senses reeling
>With fresh feeling!
>I feel you draw my whole heart towards you!
>You must! You must! Though my Life’s lost, too!
(She grips the book and speaks the mysterious name of the Spirit. A crimson flame flashes, the Spirit appears in the flame.)
Spirit
>Who calls me?
Hitsuji-Koyo (Looking away.)
>Terrible to gaze at!
Spirit
>Mightily you have drawn me to you,
>Long, from my sphere, snatched your food,
>And now –
Hitsuji-Koyo
>Ah! Endure you, I cannot!
Spirit
>You beg me to show myself, you implore,
>You wish to hear my voice, and see my face:
>The mighty prayer of your soul weighs
>With me, I am here! – What wretched terror
>Grips you, the Superhuman! Where is your soul’s calling?

(dramatic pause)

>Hitsuji-Koyo collects herself, and with a trembling but sure tone of voice, says
>"SEND ME BACK! LET ME CHANGE MY FATE!"
>The Spirit thinks for 30 seconds and say: "there is a way, there is a manner but it will demand a sacrifice from mankind"
>"Are you willing to impound the very mankind's soul to change what you couldn't?
>"YES!", she said, without any doubt
>The Spirit gleefully smirks, and says
>"I'll send you back in time ONE HUNDRED YEARS"
>"All you have to do on arrival is to move a rock fifteen centimeters to the left"
>"THAT'S ALL?" asks Hitsuji-Koyo, very amazed
>"I can do that!"
>The Spirit pronounces a weird and almost eery chant

(WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB *sound of rewinding*)

>Hitsuji Koyo sees herself in an unfamiliar landscape, a big conspicuous rock can be seen
>With all her body strength she drags the rock, fifteen centimeters to the left, as requested

(WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB *sound of fast forwarding*)

>Our heroine wakes up to an alarm in her phone
>"Anniversary stream", it says
>She powers up her computer and a notification pops up, saying
>MANAGER: "MOSHI MOSHI HITSUJI-KOYO!"
>"Don't forget your second anniversary today! Joshu-baa-kun would be sad if you don't start your stream in time!"
>"Also, Watame is waiting for your confirmation for this week 'Battle of the Sheeps' collab, can I confirm on your behalf"?

>With tears in her eyes, Hitsuji-Koyo delivers her second anniversary stream!
>Recounting how she asked "which VR Ping Pong company? What's the name of their vtuber branch?", she and her audience have a hearty laugh
>After two hours of fun, in the very end of the stream, she is reminded by her audience about the impending holiday
>A little confused (and still unfamiliar with the new reality), she asks
>"Haha, which holiday, Joshu-baa-kun?"

(the Spirit can be seen in the background, grinning)
>"Hitsuji-sama ... it's the celebration of the end of World War Two"
>"Axis Victory day, how can you not now that?!"
>"Seventy years ago you would end up in a camp, along with all of the still existing jewish and chinese people!"
>The chat then laughs among themselves, and embarks in off topic conversation about how would the world be if the Axis powers had lost the second world war and jews, koreans, chinese and filipinos still existed in the 21st century

>>73374499
I mean, koyo is both gay and also a female coyote, so I don't see the problem?

>>73372354
I don't ever want to hear anyone talk shit about Kaela when she's hard carrying a lot of Holos.

Who is the freiren of hololive aside from flare

https://youtu.be/Mb2Pdf7P-a4?si=h51gL3r24OPZf_zM

>>73374236
This. The only good mayo is Kewpie Mayo. Any other mayo sucks.

>>73374560
Who is this Chuuba I always see anons posting her

>>73374283
Cocktail sauce

I just woke up and I find that youtube has changed the layout of the videos

my week is ruined

>>73374629
The eigo sheep from VERSEn

>>73374342
Who the fuck eat fries with mayonnaise??

>>73374583
Ina - Freiren
Altare - Himmel
Nerissa - Fern
Flayon - Stark

>>73374496
>male vtuber
>standard vtuber viewer

>>73374560
*WORLD LINE ERROR*
*TIMELINE TERMINATION SEQUENCE ENGAGED
>This must never come to pass, for the ramifications are too grim to bear.

>>73374616
nah mate this is the good gear

>>73374633
>Cock sauce
i need it rn

>>73374357
There really isn't one. I think some people last out randomly about Suisei but she doesn't really have dedicated haters here.

>>73374420
Zero mindchair literal who

>>73374659
fair enough.

>>73374616
Eh, you can make good mixed mayo with the right spices and other sauces, you just have to be not lame.
>>73374651
Garlic mayo is pretty good with fries.

>>73374647
And what's the context of this copypasta

The Lamy podium is holdiiiiing

>>73374656
>>73374684
Kill yourself

>>73374560
Every day I thank god and anime that we are on the right timeline

>>73373572
why isnt ennacuck sperging about this?

>>73374629
some inoffensive chuuba that a schizo's trying to anti because according to his schizo mind she's a HoloX reject.

>>73374767
kys

>>73374651
mayo on the chicken and ketchup on the freis, that's why they compliment eachother

>>73374732
The following events are based on a true story
>MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUGI SAMA
>IT IS I, YOUR AGENT!
>GREAT NEWS! I RECEIVED TWO CONFIRMATIONS
>One one hand, there is Sony, the multibillion dollars behemoth, which wants to build a WHOLE multimedia project around you
>On the other hand *adjusts glasses* there is this VR ping pong company wanting you to play a role as ... Ha-ku-i Ko-yo-ri
>WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE?

>>73373652
looks like soulless chink gacha outfit

>>73372558
>2. The girls like Ao
What girls? Marine is literally the only one who likes her.

>>73374768
>anti
If much she’s made lovable and the cursed heroine of a tragedy

>>73374799
seasoning with salt is good enough for me.
No need for ketchup and mayonnaise.

>>73374759
Leeches

>>73374811
huh? Cover's just a lowly ping-pong company when HoloX debuted?

>>73372354
Marine should just graduate already.

>>73374578
Who is she carrying? Anyone that streamed less than she did?

>>73374870
>>73374893
Stop crying

>>73374656
Kys Troon

Marine should just graduate already.

>>73374811
Where the fuck did this rrat come from it was so random

>>73374967

>>73374651
the entire world besides the usa

>>73374998
it came to me in a dream

>>73374967
>homosis will defend this
GRIM

>>73374578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7JtiTnsuiI

>>73374811
I beleb

>>73374967
I hope someone hit them with the ol' reliable "he's not Hololive"

>>73374985
she'd end up all alone with no one to interact with

Marine should just graduate already.

>>73374985
Too old.

>>73375034
Not now phasekek

>>73373985
I prefer the perspective that Faumei are basically EN’s first army, while there’s really nobody in JP that’s comparable to Gura’s level of dominance over their peers.

>>73375080

>>73375013
>>73374499

>>73375034
don't forget to thanks me

>>73375101
FWMC is basically Nerissa tier when not botted

>>73374388
>oshihenning to the fake news peddler
disgusting

>maxdefault.jpg

>>73375117
Would I get weird looks from the waitress if I asked mayo for my fries?

>Botposts
Damn I see we are at that time of day, it even use the same phrase as Faunaschizo

>>73375101
Least controversial tierlist

>mococ was being sekuhara'd by fuwawa
it's over, cover black company...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKQbU7ztoqs

>>73374496
I promise you if a vtuber was caught using /r9k/ that wouldn’t be buff

>>73371974
Feels like Kiara wanted to have this dynamic and was frustrated that both JP and ID do a lot of stuff together with regular offcollabs and shit like real friends while holo EN is kinda disjointed and weird seems like it takes ages to organize anything through discord because some members are barely online or just don't check their DMs, some members never ask for collabs themselves let alone organizing anything and with Kiara timezones might play an issue but NA members also seem pretty isolated from each other, for how much Council was praised for their good on-stream dynamic they hardly show it this days.

>>73373985
>No EN First army
Why are you lying

>>73375181
with waitress like this?
No and he will give you the best mayo in the store directly.

>>73375245
>/r9k/
People still post there?

>>73374967
Every time I even get close to tolerating homo x holo interactions, I am reminded of why the only good homo is a graduated one.
Thank you.

>>73375101
>ame that low
She's averaging 10k+ now

>>73375266
I Kneel

>>73375231

>>73375231
fuwawa is untouchable, sorry mococoeh

>>73372354
lemao gura and mumei are so fucking pathetic its actually unreal

jwu, qrd on the yab?

>Kiara saw a random Korean girl with cool tech
>Proceed to pump and dumb that whore without even giving away a Holo collab
>Kiara and Cover gained Isegye Idol 3d tech without diplomatic problem

I can’t tell if Kiara is a bitch or super mega based. I might actually support her

>>73375266
>2 dead channel
>1 botted
GRIM

>>73375323
Kiara sounds better with an EU accent.

>>73375253
Holy run on sentence Batman!

>>73375101
Gura needs to be dethroned already. She's been at the top for far too long and does nothing with it.

>>73373985
EN 1st Army is
1.Gura
2.Mori
3.Fauna
4.Mumei
5.Fuwamoco

Is it true that Doki recovered her Fortnite account from Nijisanji? I thought Nijisanji was explicite about "everything you make is OURS!!!", no? What happened then?