/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Pipkiss

awa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJBdDl4wXsM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJBdDl4wXsM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJBdDl4wXsM

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Eimi.

I think Jelly and Panko should kiss

Some skin off bone in chicken thighs simmered in a quart of store bought stock for 1 hour.
Easy shred and you get 10/10 chicken stock.

NOW (Literally right now)
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | LIVE | CorpoNation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW3Kpdsn62I
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | LIVE | Give Tribute! Nyoen-chan!! (Word Guessing Game, sorta))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJBdDl4wXsM

SOON
Dead hours

LATER
Not dead hours (there's more streams here, I'll add them later this thread)

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule indefinitely
>Pico is taking submissions of memories from & advice for people starting a new lifestyle https://forms.gle/ZjdRpbCtDgDYWysK9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHbCepDaJmY

Yuu is cute

She's declared war without reason. She fights and she doesn't know why.

>>73232870
>Airi is on guerilla schedule indefinitely

>>73232922
(you) are cute too animal friend part 2, thanks for the clip

[Urgent Me News] my tummy still hort, it's half past 4 in the morning I'm tired I hurt i can't take anything else

no Lumi today, huh

>that jelly speech
Male brained (affectionate)

if phase girls became whores, how much per hour would they charge?

>Jelly lives to spite the haters
I love her.

>>73232979
take a shit

>>73232979
Oh no, you're pregante....

lumi's new ep sucks and her boobs are too big and she's a fucking pickme fuck lumi

>>73232979
HOTTTTTTT shower, dilute vinegar about five times and drink it with warm water before and after.
It'll either do dispell the hort or it'll help you throw up.

£100 for lemon merch...

>>73233041
I bet she's a whore too!

>>73233041
>fuck lumi
I'm trying.

>>73232990
runie: $500 an hour (white), $5 an hour (black)

Least important poll of your life, but it would be nice to hear your voice.
https://poal.me/q1a6ru
https://poal.me/q1a6ru
https://poal.me/q1a6ru

>>73233074
Get juiced Get juiced Get juiced Get juiced Get juiced

>>73232997
It's the reason I wake up every morning. I strive to outlive my enemies. Hatred is a hell of a motivator.

>>73233041
>fuck lumi
i'm doing it every night, why do you think she's usually late for the morning strreams?

>>73233106
Redo it properly

>>73233165
Christ the eyebags I feel life returning to my balls once more for the third time today

>>73233119
people who say spite is a bad motivator have no idea what they talking about

>>73233119
the fact you have enemies proves youre an insufferable autust that no one likes. you are the problem.

>>73233165
well, fuck faster

>>73233106
where is the none option?

Wait so who is on Jelly's team for Phase Wars?

>>73233257
me

Jelly will strangle (you) with her tiny code monkey hands for the low low price of $1

>>73233257
Me

my ears like it

>>73233106
where's the "None" option you retard? Phase Connect are the first vtubers I've actively watched.

>>73233235
>>73233392
ctrl+f "Phase connect"

>>73232979
this picture would be funny with her hueeeughhh sound she has

My ears have been blessed.

Predictions on Claras collab with Loki?

>>73233106
lame, no multiselect

>>73233106
Stop trying to IP grab me again Pippa it's annoying

>>73233227
Hi Femanon

https://files.catbox.moe/dksts0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ihxgn7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/v9nphw.mp4

I want to fuck Uruka nonconsensually

>Game suggestion successfully inserted into chuuba's brain

>>73233482
I am planning to re-run this poal with multiselect.

>>73233227
t. seething axewound

Chillakiss...

>>73233106
Sakana, add an option for people who watched no other vtuber before Phase.

it's my first time watching uruka... is she fat?

Why did Lumi do it?

>>73233733
no
>>73233596

Uruka is Chinese. Hope this answers your questions.

>>73233699
Harines piss me off

>>73233699
>>73233407

>>73233596
IS THAT A NIPPLE???

>>73233733
Not even close

>>73233733
Quite the opposite. She's actually tall and does kick boxing.

>>73233845
yeah[/spoiler[

>>73233557
>>73233652
insufferable autists detected

[Jelly news] *whistle*

>>73233896
that's crazy doing a handcam stream with no bra or pants... she's kinky

>>73233902
I have friends. I am sufferable femanon. You are just a bitch.

>>73233733
no if anything she might be malnourished

>>73233902
Femanon...

>>73233921
This was during the first year of Phase so you can blame it on the lack of experience. Besides, Uruka mentions that she normally dresses like this during streams anyway

Filian is based.

I can't stand how cute Jelly is

Hina's stinky angelic braps siphoned into a pressurized container straight from her pink butthole!
Chilling the pressurized holy fumes to -81c to liquidize them!
Using a high pressure injector to shoot hina's flatulent essence into my bloodstream, feeling her brapjuice flow through my body and brain as I cum relentlessly and die shortly after from immensely lethal levels of blood toxification!!

>>73234021
What did she say this time?

How long is this sorting game anyway? Feels like Jelly's been playing it for weeks.

>>73234065
At what point in her last stream did she say she was a size queen?
Or is just a joke?

Rie is kind of slutty but she's very cute

Can someone please give me a qrd on this Runie girl? I see she'll be collabing with Olivia and Nekrolina but I don't know anything about her. Is she even friends with Lumi?

>>73234176
An Asian size queen?
My average boy 6 incher would probably rip her in half

>>73234176
She had a jacked BB and was joking about her preference for guys that are jacked and shredded. Had nothing to do with ds. Hina unintentionally says dumb things, don't read too much into it.

>>73234307
I used to be 6 but I gained weight and now I'm 5

>>73234279
She is budget Lumi, even her ntrrats are worse

>>73234332
Penises can get small when you get fat?

>>73234326
>likes muscular men
Uh oh, she's female

>>73234353
You lose about an inch under the fat pad above your d if you're not below a certain BF%

>>73234353
You lose length from fat going to the area around your pelvis

>>73234353
yeah, they also get smaller when its inside your mouth GOTTEM

>>73232870
NOW (Literally right now)
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | LIVE | CorpoNation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW3Kpdsn62I

SOON
Dead hours

LATER
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 9h45m | Slice & Dice)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiS6PV8flM8
Kannagi Loki (21:00UTC | 11h45m | Morning Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams
Runie Ruse (23:00UTC | 13h45m | Devil May Cry 3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO_oVPaUHU4
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 13h45m | Deep Dive: Yaoi Horror Stories)
https://www.youtube.com/@RinkouAshelia/streams
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 17h45m | Little Misfortune)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZkC56CoY-w
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 18h45m | Q Remastered)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFyrmwxE1-s
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 21h45m | Zatsu, New Lifestyle)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 23h45m | Mario Until 10k Subs)
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 28h45m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule indefinitely
>Lumi will collab with Miia & Clio at some point this week, probably, unsure of day & time
>Pico is taking submissions of memories/advice for people starting a new lifestyle for tomorrow https://forms.gle/ZjdRpbCtDgDYWysK9
>There will be more streams tomorrow, you can blame any of the below girls (not Michi) for lack of schedules

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Uruka, Shiina, Panko, Erina, Jelly, Ember, Dizzy, Saya, Hina, Eimi & Yuu

>>73234326
Thank you.
For the answer.
>>73234353
The fat pad around the penis/pubic area gets thicker it covers more of the penis.
That is why medical studies on finding the average penis size are medically induced and bone pressed.

>>73234353
Not exactly, the groin fat around the base of the penis will expand and conceal it. His inch is still in there somewhere.

>>73234384
Ikr dude, so many guys /here/ get angry at women for being women and buy into the kayfabe about liking low-status guys
Lumi is especially guilty of perpetuating this, also Clara

>>73234389
>>73234391
>>73234424
>>73234432
The penis obesity council of /pcg/ lay dormant for years until this day

length is irrelevant. girth is what really matters.

>Lumi has had a more reliable schedule than 3/4 of the company for almost a month now
What is this timeline?

>Hina x Lia fashion collab
This is Hina's chance to beat the ABG allegations and make Uruka look stupid.

>>73234590
what trust does to a mf

>>73234240
Adderall and Booze turn this princess into a true demon

>>73234578
This is largely true, but you do need at least some length to deliver the girth.

>>73234590
All you need is trust.

>>73234453
I actually believe Clara though. She'd be happy with a guy that could keep up with her and has a good sense of humor. The only girls (excluding Pippa)...yeah, they want big dick alpha males. Some tubby anime nerd isn't going to cut it.

>>73234484
>He doesn't listen to deathstar delts derek talk about d size for hours on end
Ngmi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I-ja4sh3f0

>>73234432
You mean to say that fat guys constantly have some dick inside them? Thank you for arming me with this information

>>73234657
Man I need some tuna again.
Or really any kind of canned fish.
It's one of those simple pleasures.

>>73232667
The Pico sits on the site of enlightenment
Pure and clear is his great radiant light,
Like a thousand suns emerging
Illumining all over space...

>>73234692
>inb4 tranny fucker
Yeah you can make your penis bigger.
I have done it and am still doing it.

>>73232649

>>73234705
cat paws typed this post
i fed you already get off the PC

>>73234692
Boys are dumb.

>>73234766
Sounds like you just haven't tasted a good can of tuna

>>73234578
Sucks that that is the hardest part of making your dick bigger.
Length for the most part is easier to gain.

>>73234821
you must be retarded then haha

who is the biggest size queen in phase? I vote hina.

>>73234484
Not really, stuff like that used to be common knowledge taught in schools. But I guess for the past 14 years it's become nothing but a lolbertarian brainwashing facility

>>73234453
I know you're autistic but it isn't kayfabe, they're not pretending to "like low-status guys"
Pretty much all women are okay with having an average guy, just as much as you're okay with an average girl. Would they still be attracted to a more attractive guy? No shit, they're not robots and the same applies to you

>>73234974
Boring question.

Incoming samefagging.

>>73234974
Jelly

>>73234741
>no before and after pics
Sure thing anon

>>73234974

>>73234974

>>73235000
shrimpdick lol

>>73234974
The only thing hina goes big with are her massive chair destroying sinus flooding cock milking braps

>>73234997
I mean yeah, I am autistic, but you're on /vt/ and for the record, a woman's definition of average attraction is much stricter than a mans, and if you're below average you barely qualify as human to most women.

>>73235115
>cock milking braps
I don't know what to think about this.

>>73233165
Imagine Lucy or Gloomi with those eyebags

>>73234384
A preference for jacked muscle men isn't normal for women, same with twinks, most women like something in-between, same with height, most women prefer a guy in the 6'0"-6'3" range instead of super tall guys or manlets

>>73235036
I'm not going to show you my dick anon.
You don't have to believe I am just letting you know it is option for men.
It just take a lot of time and good technique.

My penis goes from 1 inch flaccid to 6 inches erect. If I hunch over I can make it go inside me completely.
It crawls out of me like a big grub when i get hard.

Stop talking about dicks likers, Jelly Seinfeld is streaming.

>>73235175
Are you fat?

>>73235131
Well, they're only good for that if you have this particular paraphilia.
I'm horny right now but lemme tell you, the post nut shame is really something else

>incel hours
Grim

>>73234997
Women think that 80% of men are below average. There's no point to listening to what their claims about liking average men when they don't understand math well enough to know what average means.

are the likers behind these posts?

>>73234974
Lia has been pounding her Puerto Rican Pasteles Pocket with her mom's dildos since she was ten years old.

>>73235253 (me)
>to what their
panko me

>>73235215
I'm around 25lbs overweight at current though I've been very physically active this year so some could be muscle at this point.
Not fat enough to have the dick enveloping groin pad I don't think, I just have a weird dick

>>73234974

>>73235304
Could be circulation issues.
Or you are just a grower.

I miss her...

>Pi reading ASMR
>e reading ASMR

dick connect

jerry...

>>73235253
>using flawed dating app statistics to determine your opinion on how women think
You should probably look up your sources before throwing stones mr glass house, you're like the 82c to the dollar women but in reverse

Goodbye for now is my favorite.

Why are you all talking about dick?
Why do you know so much about dick?
Are you homosexual?

Now reality come seeping back in...

Go watch vods, play some games, watch some holostars since you like dicks so much, faggots just stop talking about penises

[jerry news]
2 12 15 17 22

>>73235411
Because I asked for the source of the Hina is a size queen thing.
Because I am making mine bigger.
No.

>>73235411
As a dick haver myself, I am qualified to answer and advise the population about dick due to years of experience in dick ownership, maintenance, control and analysis.
I put it on my resume.

>>73235440
Wouldn'tvit be crazy if someone wins that 1.30 billion dollars with these

>>73235411
I have one anon

>>73235490
Nobody actually wins

>>73235490
Is that the American one?
Doesn't that get taxed to oblivion?

>>73235253
Women think average is Hugh Jackman off-set and fit is Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, and both can be achieved natty by most men (they can't.)

>>73235390
Men also don't understand that the stats actually apply very differently in reality, dating apps put you with people that have almost no chance of being able to meet up with you for engagement, realistically women will go for the available dude in a very small group of men compared to what men think it's actually like and most use dating apps as an ego boost they can also yap to because dudes will pretend to listen

Stop being incels or Lia and Pippa will rape you

>people swipe right on pretty/sexy people
damn that shit crazy

>>73235615
Not caring about aesthetics is incel behavior

I'M A ZESTY BITCH DON'T HESITATE

>>73235733
I can't believe Lumi said "got that citrussy"

Was there a clip of some point of lumi saying something benign but it sounded like "stupid fucking nigger" or did I witness that in a dream?

>>73235630
I only swipe right on alt bitches and ABGs. I have the worst tase known to man.

>>73235910

>>73235531
Most countries tax their lotteries. Mind you, that's not a defense. It's just a stupid reality

>>73235964
There's countries that don't tax them?

>>73235964
I don't think Australia does.
Though I am not sure.

>>73235948
Still can't believe some people thought she said degree instead.

>>73235948
how did she get away with this bros
she wasn't even near a bridge

I have fallen for lumi again.

>>73235964
>>73236020
Any money you win is tax free in bongland

>>73236071
She is PewDiePie's cousin.

>flips recooking literal garbage from restaurant trash bags
Phase connect for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhwufI_lNRo

>>73236025
Gambling is pretty much the only fun you can have in Australia so that would make sense.

>>73236071
Gumis running damage control
Panko is better because she feigns being esl to get away with her many racist crimes

>>73236100
It's over

>>73236142

>>73235964
Weirdly enough the UK doesn't, income from gambling in completely tax free.

>>73236116
Living in bongland is the tax

>>73236100
How did you unfall for her?

>>73236173
Post the other one from the chilla game

>>73236186
But dont you need a loicense to gamba?

I legitimately believe Lumi is the best vtuber in Phase Connect. She has it all.

>>73236227
Nope. just need to be 18.

>>73236173
>Buys negro bacon
>Points out brand and laughs, but refuses to say it
She'll keep getting away with it

>>73236227
Gambling is everywhere in the UK

>>73236287
I do luv a go on the slotties

>>73236254
She might be the best in the western sphere, she is the best in the world in my heart

>>73236332
>spoiler
You are so cute.

How tight is Lia's pussy?

>>73236334
Based party time enjoyer

>>73236205

>>73236227
No, the UK has a huge gambling problem with every 8th or so shop being a casino or place to bet on horses and sport. Every convenience store and super market has lottery and scratch cards on display.

>>73236332
Anon is moé

>>73236173
god i love this gremlin

>>73236383
Don't forget about online gambling!

>>73236382
kek

Hina is not lewd.

>>73236373
Lia's pussy might be tight, but rinmama's deathgrip cunt will atomize your cock when you get her off

>>73236412
I just blasted a fiver on betfred lads
didn't win

>>73236272
>>73236287
>>73236383
That was supposed to be a joke, you know, the oi, got a loicense for that m8

>Papakin watches Pippa sometime
>Papakin might have seen his favourite daughter joke that she would suck a guy off for fake ID
Pippa should be ashamed

>>73236450
Rinmama 100% exercises her pussy.
That thing will be like a death grip wank.
No other women would be able to compare.

>>73236497
It can be hard to tell due to what people believe online about engerland
I am on topic and love Hina and her tits by the way

Dead hours.... home

>>73236623

>>73236658
would

>>73236623
So, about that blowjob for fake ID...

>>73236623
Didn't papakin say she should do a foot ASMR for the numbers?

If anyone is looking for something to watch that's vtuber related and a little different
vtuber friend noriyaro made another itasha video a couple days ago, usually has a lot of hololive itashas in those videos

>>73236254
>>73236332
She could have been the best if it weren't for all of her past transgressions, including the most recent one during the 48h stream.
As it is she's still a tier below the powerhouse innovators like Filian, Vei, and the OG LA CREATIVIDAD.

>>73234001
>spoiler
My fucking dick

None of the phase girls are sexual, chud

>>73235173
>It just take a lot of time and good technique.
You can't just leave us without telling us how to do it.

>>73235173
>>73237131
He's probably talking about jelqing. Don't do it, it gives you ED.

>>73237167
Reminder that Lumi knows what jelqing means now.

>ywn fuck Pippa on the plushie pile
Why even live?

>>73237253
Come over I've got a Vulcan vaporizer and some fresh Blue Zushi rosin.

Heaven forbid a streamer ever has male friends!

>>73237167
Wait, really? How? It seems that you are just massaging it.

>>73237333
I'm friends with a 4 view streamer and we fuck a few times a week.

>>73237333
Now post the webm of her complaining about having no male friends.

>>73237317
Lisa wouldn't touch that stuff

>>73237333
Men and women can't be friends, their brains and behaviors are too different biologically and socially. The only reason for male/female "friendship" is sexual attraction, even if latent.

>>73237378
Nobody who uses this thread has ever had sex

>>73237428
You are not supposed to say the quiet part out loud.

>>73237468
This isn't a particularly rare opinion to hear but it's still funny how women refuse to believe it even when pretty much all men will say it.
The only exception is married couples who become friends with each other.

>>73237131
>>73237167
No not jelqilng
Grab behind the head of your penis and pull out till you feel a stretch and slight strain.
DO NOT PULL YOUR DICK OFF!
That is how you gain length.
Pumping or clamping(dangerous) for girth.
There are various ways to pull for length.
Bundled stretch
check r/gettingbigger for tutorials
and the get out
because it is a cesspit of doomers

I am currently doing

8mins of bundled stretches(2mins rotated 360 degrees left or right then pull straight out or down, repeated twice each side)
Then put erect penis in pump get to max comfortable pressure and then pull out for 1 second and stop and repeat this 60 times.
Then release 90% of the pressure then wait 15seconds then pump to the max comfortable pressure again and repeat for a a total of 5 times.
You will get edema and that will pass of the next 24 to 48 hours.
And will lesson in time.

Phase Connect

>still banging on about this Lumi shite
Grim

>all these shitposts
>not a single mention of Muyu
I miss her so much, bros... I hope she's doing OK.

>>73237554
I shitpost to hide the sorrow.

Phase connect for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDfc_LTPvss

>>73237636
Women don't fart

>>73237521
Thanks. What about rest? 48 hours between sessions?

>>73237654
Not only do they fart they smell worse than mens do. Bags of girly hormones they are

Time to jong to fill the dead hours.

Guys, I have a cold right and through all of the headache all I could think of is lumi.

Okay, fuck it, im ordering a pump (won't say the name) and will do anon's exercises. Wish me luck, will report in a few months, probably.

>27 livers
>no one is live

>>73237636

>>73237731
This is unironically true, I asked my cousin if I could sniff her fart. It's one the smelliest thing that have ever enter my nose

>>73237658
At the beginning yeah or maybe 3 times a week for the first month.

I use a bathmate for the pump overpriced and dangerous because of no way to tell the actual pressure but you can get an older model as they are in the safe pressure range.
But most people now days say that most of their gains were from pumping above 10 something of pressure can't remember at the moment.

If you just want length and a bit of girth you shouldn't nee the pump and just do the bundled stretches
and straight out and down for length
But you will need to slowly up the time and force(carefully).

I over time will still add time to the stretches before hand.
Also important bigger dick may feel good it just does not mean you will get to use it.
Note from people who have gained to be more than 7 inches in length and 5.5 inches in mid shaft girth have encountered problems with sex and blowjobs.
Just a warning on getting to big.

Girth is slower to gain than length.

>>73237992
I owe you one now, thanks.

It's pretty clear to me that Lumi is trying to follow the same game plan her oshi Vei did with her career.
Provide GFE as long as she possibly can to amass a large following, try to find a rich streamer bf, make it public, then shit on everyone still in the first stages of the plan by calling them lying and deceitful whores.

>>73237833
What exercises?

>>73237892
was she hot though

>>73236124
this explains the quality of posts from that region

Some very organic posting going on today.

>>73238049
Quick, how do I become a successful wealthy streamer?

>>73238324
did you know you can purchase phase coffee at shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee? coming soon: phase dick pumps

>>73238343
be a girl and brap on the microphone

>>73237469
(You)r oshi is /here/ and has had sex.

>>73237554
I hope Muyu cheers up in a few hours when new anime drops, but honestly tired of tommy hort coping

>>73238324
Dead hours connect. You might want to post tits to get the thread going.

>>73238324
Do you know what else are organic? Phase Coffee.

>>73238565
this post reeks of fish

>>73238378
The pumps give you different sizes to max the talent, buy now

It's fucked up that the girls actually read the drivel that gets posted in these threads. No wonder they made the splits so their true fans could interact with them in peace
not really I just wanted to post a rrat. I am very sensitive after I realised I've been trolled by the phase talents SEVERAL times in /pcg/. It's a bad feeling

>>73238538
My oshi is a virgin

>>73238613
dyrbi

>>73238538
yeah, with me

>>73234423
Kani schedule

>>73238631
Yes

>>73238646
then explain >>73238635

>>73238602
I like to imagine that the Phase Livers enjoy pulling an Ame from time to time and shit on the retards here on /vt/ to let loose some steam.

>stay away from sanrio girls
>btw I'm a sanrio girl
Why are vtubers like this?

>>73238602
(You)

>>73238639
>Catstronaught

>>73236192
Was extremely busy to the point I almost forgot about watching her or others.

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

>>73238696
I HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOU

>>73238668
He's lying

>>73238766
nobody would lie on the internet, you're just coping now

>>73238538
Lisa has done neither of those things

>>73238805
Lisa is a mentally ill alt bitch. She loves cock like you wouldn't believe.

>>73238602
Anon you might actually need to take your meds if you think multiple of us are here just to troll you

>>73238805
Lisa let out a massive gutteral burp on stream that I've masturbated to numerous times

>>73238868
Don't call her a bitch

>>73238795
This
That gfe asmr you listened to? She sucked my cock before stream, so you basically had my cock in your ear this entire time
If you doubt me, just remember everything I say exists in God's mind, and God is the physical manifestation of truth, so it must be true

Lumi would unironically be the perfect streamer if she didn’t worship her groomer mods while constantly saying she’s ungroomable.
The only explanation for why she’s so infatuated with them is that they’ve groomed her. I genuinely don’t see why she’d let those two faggots stay around and shit things up otherwise.

>>73238918
Sticking your penis into another man's ear is kinda gay

Did loki find a job yet?

>anons are still seething about Lumi over 12 hours later
It feels like any time a girl has a big event someone has to come out to cry about them being successful.

>>73238955
Mods should never post and be unnamed anyway.

just knowing lumi's shapely white girl butt is pressed against her desk chair letting out stinky braps due to her awful diet is too much for my penis
i wish I could portal my face inside her chair seat

>>73239067
> shapely white girl butt
Lumi is Eugenia Cooney-tier stick

>>73236706
>>73236623
i don't think that ever happened. i'd need to see the timestamp

>>73239035
Anon she literally seethed for over a minute at a TTS dono calling her out. This didn’t just come out of nowhere.

>>73236755
chances papakin fapped to this?

>>73239135
Stop sexualising Pippa, she's a nice pure girl

>>73239135
0% since he would have no idea how to hear soundposts. you should share this link instead.
https://files.catbox.moe/6tlazs.mp4
>>73239179
no

>>73239035
Anons were seething about Pippa's stream quality for weeks while she was traveling, 12 hours is nothing. You just have to ignore it until it goes away instead of feeding into it

>>73239089
I refuse that reality

>>73238957
Well, the penis exists to be inserted into a hole. Nature didn't really specify what kind of hole.

>>73239067
>shapely white girl
you mean flat pancake ass?

That dono triggered Lumi so hard that it made a self proclaimed GFE streamer say “heaven forbid a vtuber have male friends” just to defend her groomer mods.
If that’s not a massive red flag then I don’t know what is.

Pippa's big round bum

>>73239221
someone post the clip i missed this and it sounds funny

>>73239240

I miss Aiwi, why she doesn't come back?
I made a mistake?

every phaser has a big jiggly bubble butt with a beautiful pink asshole

>>73238639
Tyty, added to the sheet

Also
[JP News]
[Loki News] Guerilla in 2 hours, probably
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki/status/1777298093500936465

[Yuu News] Schedule out
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu/status/1777279228180049963

[Pico News] This weeks Pico friend is determined and she's now taking questions/messages for the collab
https://twitter.com/grampico_/status/1777296295381901753
https://forms.gle/uZh24rp3kbhjbeko6

>>73239221
Is what it is she tiptoes the gfe line she says it nonchalantly what did you expect? Real gfe? Pick your gfe better man. You're kind of just a bitch though.

>>73239250
I didn’t bother saving the soundpost but here’s the clip
https://files.catbox.moe/5mf29a.mp4

>>73239250
Does samefagging the same oblivious anon script all day long not bore you?
You couldn't even wait a bit you just hit the submit button and let it post as soon as the cooldown ended... c'mon now schizo, you can do better than that

>>73239385
no idea wtf you're on about i just woke up
>>73239376
ty anon

>>73239362
Lemon woman please go

>>73239376
wow that clearly made her very uncomfortable. not very good optics lumi. did he get banned from the chat? if yes it's so fucking over.

https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1777241203249148277

Yap singularity this Thursday. Steel your mind.

>>73239529
>Thursday
I mean Saturday. I haven't had my Phase Coffee yet please don't make fun of me.

>>73239529
is this some kind of whore stream going on?

>>73239583
How new?

>>73239135
papakin here. i have a hard time fapping to the thought of her being my sister. if you have any daughter pippa ones i could take a whack at it though.

>>73239283
Yes. You were a bad Airihead and now God is punishing her for your sins

>>73239376
I can hear the tilt.

Pico is my GFE

>>73239636
Also papakin here. Someone please marry my daughter, her room is full of body pillows featuring half-naked little girls, and they're covered in stains and smell bad. Also, I asked if I could throw them away, and she hissed at me.

>>73239681
kill yourself

>>73239760
not it

>>73239529
Runie will be quiet and it will only be 2 and a half hours.

>>73239210
Lumi's big shapely chin

Papakin here. I busted Pippas hymen while my brother played the banjo.

>>73239710

One trust, please!

>>73239385
Are you xalabussy or smug?

>>73239863
Pippa's father is Cotton-Eye Joe?

>tfw Hinas preference is literally me

>>73240007
I just need the speedo.
Classic red of navy blue?

>>73232649
Why you guys insist on lewding Jelly

>>73240026
*or

>>73240045
I want to fuck autistic SEA children

>>73240045
probably pedophilia

>>73237333
men and women can't be friends

>>73240045
she exudes sexuality

https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_/status/1777306980467814535
My oshi is very unwell but at least she's having fun.

>>73240150
this is true and why women dont talk to me. they just would not be able to resist my charm and good looks

>>73238696
Catstronaughty

>>73240197
why is clara like this?

>>73240197
What is wrong with her? This girl is something else, man.

>>73240045
She wants to be lewd by anonymous.

>>73240197
What the fuck clara can she at least leave summary?

>>73239863
did it sounded like this?

>>73239863
False, Pippa's hymen is perfectly intact

>>73240238
Idol rejection hit her hard

>>73238639
>Quick let me grift of my fellow vtubers
I hate shiina so much

>>73240197
Reginald Rumble here, I also may or may not be on steroids

i wish i had a 24 hr asmr personalised stream of phase girls berating and humiliating me

>>73240331
?

dizzy is wretched and so are her fans

>>73240434
I want to hate breed Dizzy while she berates her fans

>>73240045
Someone has to.

>>73240045
She did it herself first

>>73240331
Baffling post

Smug won.

>>73240267
Pippa is adorable

Morning

Fuck off Satan!

Mwmory and Matsuri are gong to have sex on stream.
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory/status/1777218852461724014

>>73240729
Good morning. Hope you have a good day :)

>>73240753
Memory trying to make Nasa jealous

>>73240434
Dizzy is gross but lovebugs seem cool

Is autism contagious?

>>73240824
Nigger

>>73240527
Sucking on Jelly's tongue...

>>73240753
Reeks of desperation.

>>73240666
Satan…

>>73240666
>Satan is /pcg/'s biggest anti
>God is Muyu's biggest anti
Why does it have to be this way

>>73240753
Matsuri is a genuine menhera and not the good kind. The girl had a public breakdown about Haachama not attending her birthday live when Haachama was on indefinite hiatus.

>>73240666
Very cool Satan, but lumi isn't my gfe, so is he really winning?

>>73240666
What did he win?

>>73241043
Satan is always winning for as long as you don't believe in the gifts God gave you. Please open your handmade human leather bound Bible to page 263

>>73240753
Isn't Matsuri super bad for memory? She offered men nudes and I think it was her pretending to have sex in gta rp? Seems like what you don't want when you want to be rushia.

>>73240753
Cute

>>73241128
Matsuri is like Rie but cranked to 11. She's happily admitted on stream that she would fuck anything, including dogs.

>>73241128
Anon, that's a joke

>>73241205
>including dogs
Hot. Clip? I remember Shion openly lustung over her MHR Palamute calling it Darling and saying how handsome he was and how she wanted him to be her boyfriend.

Raised flour
>>73241257
>>73241257

>>73241128
She usually restrains herself a lot in collabs to not upset her collab partner. She is extremely self conscious despite the appearance and I feel like these last months made her grow a lot as a person, that being said it will probably never happen in the first place so no reason to worry about it.

I just notice Lumi's EP song are produced by Jelly. I thought Lumi was obsessed with Jelly, would she want Jelly to produce her first EP?

>>73241380
Learn English before posting, please.

>>73241568
Anon, 3/4ths of Phase is ESL. That includes that actual born and raised Americans...