/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Rezuul grinching his stream tonight lads.

Don't forget to buy all of your packs that still have bonus jade in them before the reset!

>>73129859
I haven't bought any packs, give me an Akagi rerun and I might.

>>73129673
Good, I don't want him to demote because it would make every one of you here happy

>>73130469
I wouldn't be happy :(

>>73129673
Its a bit weird that he hasn't tweeted hes not streaming tonight he is usually pretty good about doing that. I wanted to go from Khubie ragekino to Rezuul strugglekino....

>>73129859
i don't spend my gems, there's nothing i really want...

>>73130469
tileman you need to demote for content reasons

SEX WITH OLDER WOMEN

>>73130469
Then queue up and demote yourself, /jong/ can't survive without demotions

>>73130687

lulz
https://clips.twitch.tv/FrozenTiredMetalCharlietheUnicorn-yovVpFUHnuaoyD-f

>>73131445
so this is why the furry won't queue

>>73131534
Making khubie make cute noises is a noble undertaking I dont blame him.

>>73131445
This is really cringe to do honestly and I'm surprised she hasn't banned that nigger from her chat.

>>73131445
did anyone clip tileman shit talking furry

>>73132547
someone posted the timestamp, but I don't think anyone clipped it

>>73132414
Only a retard (you) would get upset enough over a random 1/2k+ adept sanma snipe to ban someone.

>>73132883
Whatever helps you sleep at night attention whore, slit your throat.

>>73132883
I would ban stream snipers on principle, even if it's sanma

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>>73133011
It isn't just the stream sniping alone, it's the conjunction of still being in chat and possibly watching her hand, her being so close to ranking up, and him sending her to last place in a ranked game. All around nigger behavior.

NO FUN ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT

I will now have sex with hags

>>73133449
>still being in chat and possibly watching her hand
sure
>her being so close to ranking up
not relevant
>sending her to last place in a ranked game
did you want him to collude instead?

>>73133902
>her being so close to ranking up
>not relevant
Do you not see the difference between stream sniping someone who is far away from ranking up vs when they are a few points from ranking up?

>>73133377
22th post, you fell down again cunnyanon
/mjg/ cunny anon is always fast

>>73131445
based

>>73134361
there isn't, it's the same number of games to make it up, why are you seething on QB's behalf

>>73134411

twitch is lame

>>73134565
>seething
I'm a different anon from above. I was just genuinely curious if you really don't see how that would have more of an impact on the streamer.

>>73134956
if it had an actual impact on her she would've banned him

どうぞ

>>73135254
ouch

>>73138005
Sometimes I imagine her shaking my cock the same way she shakes that bell
Am I the only one?

grim death approaches

Im proud of the baker but you didnt change kaavis fortune

Nina's live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-ZE_sHFMkI

>>73140615
She starts of with a dealer haneman in East 1.

I still have more ranked points than rezuul

I'm deranking, but slowly

>>73141089
>Calls riichi on her 4th discard
>3 tile wait
Where can I obtain this level of flow?

>>73141222
Dealer mangan in East 1 repeat 1 on the same guy that ate her haneman putting him into the negatives. Holy shit.

>>73141120
But he has a harem of menhera chuubas, wbu?

>>73140575
>shan't update the OP Edition
Get someone else to bake before page 11 next time if you want a new fortune.

>>73141519
Yeah well uh one of my games was commentated once so basically im a 1view

>>73141519
>harem of menhera chuubas
So he's on the short road to getting accusations against him, real or not.

Is furry a /jong/ enemy now?

>>73142558
>now
?

>>73142558
If you're the sort to whiteknight over something the streamer themselves was not actually upset about, then I guess he is more than before.

IT'S TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-ZE_sHFMkI

>>73142615
How about #1 enemy? We would have to demote famous cat to #2
>>73142711
I am the sort to pointlessly stir trouble

>>73142558
why would I care if he snipes into a streamer I don't even watch?

>>73142720
You're late. You missed her end her first game in 2 hands.

So how will the khubie cup work?
Can I play as much as I like and she'll select my best 3 in a row?

>>73143204
From what I understood, first three.

>>73143396
oh so I just play three in total?
Fair enough.

Nina is entering all last in 3rd with a slim lead. Can she maintain?

>>73143204
Yes it's best consecutive 3 scoring over 12 hours, this makes the meta strategies involve playing like a fucking retard until you win a big game and then playing properly, going out of your way to get shadowrealmed if someone is starting to get too many points, and queueing up after you have a good streak of 3 games and running down the clock as much as possible against people close to the top.

>>73143664
Surely nobody in the vtubing jong sphere would be that much of a sweaty tryhard to farm clout, right?

>>73143664
but how can you win a big game while playing like a retard?

>>73143577
Exhaustive draw for 3rd place: -15 ranked points.

>>73143934
Have you ever played against the furry?

>>73143862
>>73131445

>>73143862
It's a dogshit format, I don't think anyone should take it seriously as a tournament, but if they are it's going to be a very degenerate meta.

why not make it cumulative?

>>73143934
playing poorly leads to bigger wins and losses, get your coolcat from forcing that chinitsu dora 3 you really shouldn't be, or get shadowrealmed and move on to try it again next game

>>73144283
Since it's only a 12 hour window, you're outta luck if you have other obligations or need to sleep.

>>73144763
fair enouhg

>>73145003
>enouhg

Nina News: She's entering South 1 in second. She currently in Riichi waiting on green for little three dragons.

Kill me, just fucking kill me.

>>73145177
Nina...

>>73145177
Are you feeling alright anon?

>>73145239
No

>>73145501
>still have all of south and half of east left
mantarulet...

>ura 4

Nina News: All last and over 20000 from 3rd.

Nina News: Riichi on a 7 pairs dora 1. It's fucking over.

>>73145838
>inb4 nyagger kans her into ura 4

guess ill jongstalk while i drink and play hunting game

>>73145838
-212 points.
Only 298 remain.
She's only been streaming for an hour and a half
Tonight is the night

>>73146080
>play hunting game
Call of the wild?

>>73146148
yeah im in australia mindless killing feral goats

What are you doing doragon...

>>73146394
he ruined his suuankou

Nina News: South 1 and she's in 4th.

Doragon News: South 4 and he's in 4th.

Nina is fucking dying today

>>73147297
He shouldn't have caught the attention of all the flow thieves

>>73147306
She used up all her flow in the first game. We might actually get a derank tonight.

Nina News: She's 4th place entering her dealer turn in South 3.

>>73147355
There was no flow from start to finish.

>>73147689
queue again bnnuy is playing sanma

Nina News: She's fourth place in all last, 6200 points away from third place.

one more game...

It's
Happening

>>73148105
4th place -202 points.
96 POINTS REMAIN! DERANK IMMINENT!

>jongstalking on one monitor
>Nina one game from derank on another
it's going to be a comfy night

Is she grinching

>>73148371
>>jongstalking on one monitor

not today I guess...

>>73148444
why did you open that hand from 5 minutes ago doragon?

>>73148444
I was baited in by the jongstalking posts, blame them

>>73148444
>t. a different anon

>names

>>73147866
nyaggers, man

I should just stop ranking and have this be my legacy

>>73148741
do you want everybody to laugh at you when youre dead?

>dealing into a penchan that wasn't even a suji trap
toimenbros?

>>73148649
i checked the log
i would've gotten all thirteen orphans if the nyagger didn't tsumo dama that first south 1 hand

What does the dragon see that I don't, why does he still have the 1p

>>73149181
its a safe tile

fuzzy go snipe doragon

>>73149820
But why?

>>73149878
because fuck him thats why

Do you guys want to play or is it just a stalking night?

>>73149970
make a room and find out gay boy

>>73149970
I'd be streaming jongstalking right now if I didn't feel to tired to talk.

>>73149970
I've got time for a game

>>73149970
Yes but I'm at work so I can't

I'm not even mad I'm very mad what was that wait

>mf hasnt posted a room yet
curious

>>73150475
I'll post one after dragon's game if he hasn't by then

>>73129570
>https://rentry.org/vtjongers
>still nothing on the male section

HONORS

>>73150669
males arent real

>>73150425
>The tanki wait south when you had the other 3 in hand
lmao

>>73150669
I don't think it's been updated since the thread was started

Good enough

Majsoul Friends Room 23881(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=23881

>>73151452
started

>south 4 sitting comfortably in second
>in tenpai with no yaku, waiting to get a better wait
>draw my shitty one tile wait anyways

You're my hero fox.

...

after not playing for a week I feel like I'm stroking out, I'll take the third place

>mfw dama

>>73151452
WJ

>>73151452
WJ

>>73151452
well jonged

>>73151452
>
wj

janny dont look these breasts are REAL unlike yours

>>73156159
don't worry, this will scare him off

>>73156159
but men have breasts too

>>73156314
those are gay breasts and dont count

>>73156348
Silence my muscles are GLORIOUS

>>73156385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OMaZTaKQAE

Im going to stream snipe rezuul and force him to place 3rd every game until he deranks

You can't stream snipe yourself tileman. I know it's you because no one here calls you rezuul

>>73158071
But i call him rezuul…

I (me) call tileman (Rezuul) tileman (Rezuul).

I call him tileman or tilecuck.

Mahjong is for poofters

>>73158572
>bri'ish

>>73158572
Calling someone that is probably more gay than the person you're calling it.
Live

>>73129570
bump

Pung

>>73162244
Kong!

It's over

The only thing over is this thread staying alive

Page 10...

I can't save the thread today

I'm slowly regaining confidence in paying in gold after a long hiatus and being one loss away from ranking down.

>>73167521
Ahh, I didn't ron and bust the guy on the left, I would have got the yakuman.

Jellyjonger is actually dead

Stable saint2 streaming ranked at her usual time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTLKSC2OobQ

last bump before I go to bed, this thread won't be here when I wake up

>>73172062

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfjFGCVpuwQ

>>73172601
don't care dramanigger

>>73161512
it turns out "bean" was a nickname for tos purposes

>>73172062
Im going to bump the thread all day until this retard is awake

Bump 1. Roboco played mahjong in a dream once

Good morning /jong/
Sex with Haruna

>>73175842
Bump 2. Taking haruna out for ramen so she has plenty of calories for “playtime” later.

Bump 3 the board is fast and I have to leave soon oh nooooooooooo also a guy on my friendlist is playing against a pro in gold

>>73176748
>pro just discarded a ton against east dealer with obvious honitsu and two called yakuhai and got ronned for 18k. nice

Bump 4. This is the end. I can no longer continue this Sisyphean task. Good luck, beloved /jong/ers...

its over...

How high of a rank do I have to be as a male chuuba to get noticed?

>>73178012
rezuul's rank is shit but he's noticeable because he makes his path to oblivion entertaining, work on your content quality more than your skill otherwise you end up boring like icy or wrath

>>73178012
Be at least expert in mahjong and master in bantz + zatsu

/jong/ fren bumpu!

>>73178012
Konten if you want to be relevant in the real world (Japan)

>>73177867
It's never over!

>>73183780
Oh God, I was wrong. It is over. It's so fucking over.

it's not over until the fat furry sings

>>73185220
I will pinch that belly until she screams

>furry and I are now enemies #1 and #2
wew lad what a time to be alive

>wake up
>thread still here
なるほど

>>73178012
Considering the strongest tenhou player pulled like 200 people during this tournament that crow was in, it's hopeless

>>73178012
Get noticed for something else first and be the guy who does that and plays mahjong.

>>472663597
can you retards stop making us look even worse in /mjg/

>>73190783
>>>/vg/472663597
I'm not helping the situation

>>73190783
>can't link properly
Stop embarrassing yourself.

what are you guys doing...

>>73191018
Nothing, why?

>dealer gets 3 mangans in east 1
>I deal in on my first discard in a riichi chase
why did I even queue up

>>73191018
your mother

>>73190830
if a /jong/ vs /mjg/ tournament ever happens I'm signing up for /mjg/

>>73191268

>>73191268
you're the only one of us who ever performs good in tournaments...

>>73191363
I haven't had a chance to watch the vods yet, but you at least made it past qualifiers

>>73191268
Your ass belong to /pcg/

>>73191462
I died miserably in quarter finals. gimmick could only carry me so far.

>>73191522
>Xenia stock
Next stop, groundfloor.

>>73190830
What is araglia?

>east 2
I need to stop queuing

>>73193978
A leafy green.

what the fuck are these games

>>73191268
Im going to join and ruin all of your games traitor

>>73186982

>>73186982
>>73195815
When is the wedding?

>>73195815
Pretty good

あなたは部屋欲しいですか?

>>73196562
どこ。。。

>>73196607
ここ
Majsoul Friends Room 26334(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=26334

>>73168290
yeah... disappeared... just like that... why jellyjonger... why :'(

>>73196651
始める

>>73196810
始まった

>>73195815

Chow!

Tileman news:

I'm a bit livid with this cunt cancelling yesterday and streaming tonight because khubie is probably going to stream for another 3 hours and I really like watching my British wife play slay the spire.

>>73200276
he doesn't want us in his chat

>>73196651
WJ

>>73196651
ggs, two games full of luckshitting

>>73196651
対あり

>>73196651
WJ

>>73200276
Tsumogiri, non confirmed ittsuu and sanshoku aren't real

Just how prevalent are mahjong playing vtubers that it deserves a damn general?

>>73201518
there's a lot of them, women love mahjong. They're all Japanese though.

>>73201680
whoa those are some bazongas

Nina is a whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghTpVrjyTI8

>>73201759
we love big titty bitches

>>73202279
Yeah, mine.

>>73202315
Yeah, mine, too

>Nina has a derank stream during mleague semis

>>73202365
she's hoping people won't watch her derank

He's live.
https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

Khubie is going to fucking kill me i swear to GOD.

>>73203783
Is today finally the day?

our m2 is about to have less rank points than Nina

>>73203783
>Giving Tileman attention
shiggydiggy

>>73204314
Don't worry I think I have slightly more ranked points than Nina.

>he won

The irony is, if he stabilizes in points he'll drop viewers because it'll be boring.

>>73205612
can't edge viewers forever

Nina will derank today for sure

so when are we getting the BA cunny banner?

>>73205734
Oh dear, Anon, you'll never believe this!!!

It's over...

closed the stream

>>73205734
Excuse me >>73205986. Ah hem. Oh dear, Anon, you'll never believe this!!!

How the fuck do I get someone to toss out the fucking east wind when I'm dealer and in richii waiting on it?

LET'S GO REZUUL!

what is this blatant luckshitting?

2 more weeks until tileman demotes...

it'll happen, trust the plan

>>73205941
Probably after the sign in event.

this doragon is a paid actor

Did Rezuul pay this guy to throw or something?

>2 more weeks, sisters

>tileman is enough of a zoomer that his mom stopped him from watching spice and wolf

anon, it's time for you to close the stream

You promised me a derank /jong/, where's the derank

>>73210921
in 8 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wma-6HA0CAc

https://www.twitch.tv/bacillyboy

Live now playing jong! :3

>>73212872
stand still

based shrine maiden

We're so back

>rage muted the miko
Oh no no no mentaruletbros...

one tsumo from -235

>>73213314
what row did he deal into this?

close tileman's stream before he becomes a 3view

>stepped away to make dinner
>come back to tileman having 0 points

>>73213564
someone made a clip https://clips.twitch.tv/SleepyBeautifulDurianResidentSleeper-gfMVCAvpoM5lUYB0

>>73213564
https://clips.twitch.tv/SleepyBeautifulDurianResidentSleeper-gfMVCAvpoM5lUYB0

>kans into deal in
based based based

>>73213613
>>73213634
darn i was hoping he chose to discard the 7s

>>73213613
>Reddit-tier *I'm 13 and this is deep philosophy"
So that's how he charmed Pippa. Grim.

>>73213735
I think oikake into ippatsu deals more mental damage

>>73213573
Who raided?

if Tileman loses this he'll end stream, then grinch for two days, then we start the loop all over again

tileman needs to deal into shimo

Yugioh proceeds into South

deal into a haneman tileman

>tileman briefly hit 3view
Deranking is a buff

two 4ths!!!

>>73215983
why is he so bad at this game?

>>73216482
you either have flow or you don't

RATE THE KHUBIE
RATE THE SLAYING
RATE THE STREAM

Provided rezuul doesnt stop in the next 5 minutes I'll probably do his ratepost tonight as well.

>>73217392
MORE POWER/10

RATE THE TILEMAN
RATE THE DORAGON (not ours) FEEDING
RATE THE JONG

>>73219178
While i like listening to tileman talk i want to rape him everytime he says “strickly speaking” and his trialing off or whatever at the end of sentences at the end of his sentences makes me want to fucking kill myself after a while

>>73219353
For me it's whenever he says "two shanten"

>>73217392
She had a 50% win rate for tonight which isnt bad considering defects orbs can be a bit confusing at the start.

>>73219178
The amount of luck shitting and that doragon dealing in that first game was fantastic. glad karma caught up with him. Be interesting to see if he can break out of this pit and get back to climbing tomorrow or not.

Also someone prep the bread

>>73219445
Do you want him to say ryanshanten instead?

>>73219670
Yes

>>73219670
I say two away and iishanten

>>73219670
he should say nishanten to upset everyone

>>73219670
You, prepare the bake.

>>73219958
If I have to bake again you're getting a non updated OP again.

This thread is not long for this world

>>73219987
Sacrafices must be made

>>73220055
I'll bake if I happen to see page 11 or the thread dies before someone competent does it then.

We’re doomed

>>73217392
Good streem, somehow she finished a Defect run while i never could, i feel humiliated... (= ᆺ =)

>>73220435
>hag

Objective:

>refuses tanyao

>>73221804
Jellyjonger never got to play with Pippa :'(

https://m.youtube.com/clip/UgkxXoM-rtzLTp8wFiG1hPcranK-IFEwryfo
Cute!

>>73221804
She'll be back for the cunny collab

>>73221927
Jellyjonger IS Pippa.

>>73221953
oh i was wondering where that audio came from, cute, Pippa love!

>>73221969
And then gone until the next vtuber collab yeah.

>>73221953
Rezuul is either absolutely seething at this or is laughing at us because of rule 2 violations.

>>73221953
this sounds so much more genuine than something like this should

>>73222194
>because of rule 2 violations.
I mean, sending in a message as Pippa on a stream probably means its fine to talk about. Not like she randomly showed up as notPippa or something.

>>73222194
what's rule 2 ?

>>73222408
>>73222448
Rule 2 is roommates and relationships stuff. So basically, he's cuckposting, ignore him.

Someone join anon's friendly already, I'm at work.

>>73223009
where?

bread?

>>73223046
Tileman raided him, someone joined though.

>been losing so hard that people straight up disconnect when I'm winning

>>73223063
The baker is dead.

>>73223699
damn, you weren't kidding