/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Migo get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong suityan?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed pekola yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey usada!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
miko unbuckles her belt, her flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh
Miko please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
miko kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished pekora as she squats over her face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor pekora can only stare up at the now widening pucker of sakura miko
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPOOPPBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH MIKO PLE-
PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP
I-I’m gonna be sick again... miko please let me g-
BRREAPPPPOPO POPFTTFTR
Mmmhmm yeah usada eat that shit! God I feel like when I met kuroi shiba that one time at the nijisanji collab! Oh FUCK peko here comes the motherlode!
you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from mikos stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart mikos elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear pekora, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over pekoras teeth
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- m-Mik-
BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp
pekora looks near death as she chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with her face, she swallows every chunk, her face pale and her eyes blurred
Wheeze, cough... miko please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
miko lowers her behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of pekoras face like a downpour, enveloping her every sense
Time for desert usada
BRRRAAAAPPPPPP
The toxic cloud pierces pekoras nervous system to the core, and she slowly suffocates on mikos fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*

but hoshiyomi are master baiters

>>72903806
The holo fanbase in general is the easiest. They seethe at me when I'm not even trying to bait.

>>72903806
I thought you guys were joking but looking at this thread it's true kek >>72807178
Imagine wasting your time spamming images just to own a random schizo

is this the thread where you justify or downplay the niji moderator drama?

>>72903806
>>72904396
Huh? QRD?

chumkeks

>>72903806
having a boyfriend yab with a dude from the japanese assrape agency will do that to you

>>72903806
Gura's.

>>72904396
Nigga this is pretty common /here/ you should stop seething so much

>>72904332
stfu sister

>>72903806
Superiority complex generally means inferiority complex cope
>>72904332
t. Sister

>>72903877
Sanest micometfans

>>72904396
lmao
worse than chumkeks

>>72904588
Nah, it's the thread where our resident Suischizo gets to pretend he isn't samefagging after he finally got one of his threads to hit the bump limit after a couple of years of trying and what looks like 27 hours of staying awake to bump. >>72904396

Also, thanks to another thread, I was browsing the archives and found some curiously similar posts. I wonder if a four-year anniversary happened recently. Is it an occasion for celebration? There are people who show less dedication towards the things they like.

>>72904396
This is the most astroturfed and samefagged thread I've seen in a minute. I'm convinced the only real posters are like the first 40 and that's about it.

>>72910431
FOUR YEARS, FOUR FUCKING YEARS.
UNIRONICALLY, KILL YOURSELF, SUISCHIZO.

>>72903806
Because they're schizophrenics or dyke shippers

>>72903806
>nijinigger trying so hard to bait to deflect the downfall of niji but become the laughing stock
lmao keep goin nijinigger never stop giving us free entertainment

>>72903806
this bitch, I've seen them get one guyed multiple times in /nijien/

It's either chumkeks or kfp

>>72904396
>Imagine wasting your time
irony kek

suityan (now known as suichan) just feels like a nijichuuba. Everything she does screams "I wish I was in niji". She probably hates cover and hololive. It's kinda weird that cover decided to pair her with mikoti, considering miko probably adores hololive and it's culture/fanbase. Maybe they were hoping to convert suisei over, using miko's charm? It didn't work, she still hates lewd art, still homocollabs and shits on gachikoi, still has feelings of superiority regarding her mediocre singing (to the point that she now barely streams and looks down on other holomem), and still would drop cover in a heartbeat if she could. It's disheartening to see cover strung along as if she's the queen of hololive, giving in to all her egotistical demands. But one cannot deny she is important to hololive and it's image as a whole, and she's probably very profitable. I just wish they would pander to the others half as much as they do to suichan. Don't get me wrong, I used to like suisei a lot and still kind of do, I'm just disappointed that she let the whole first take thing get to her head. I know mikoti was just joking, but the joke landed because it held a lot of truth in it.

>>72914814
watch him samefag his own post until bump limit.

>>72903806
All Phaseniggers. The BVTMcord defense squad and /pol/ comes after you if you dare attack their grifting femoids.

>proves OPs point
you make it too easy for them... just don't get so triggered anon. it's just text on a screen, you don't need to reply every time, try ignoring it.

>>72915183
Honorable mention: Kson

>>72915183
I don't have anything against the phase girls but the defense squad is definitely real lmao

>>72903806
Amamiya

>>72903806
>Suisei's
Never seen a Suisei bait thread that didn't die in like 10 posts or wasn't being obviously necrobumped out of page 10 every hour, so I'm not sure there. This applies to pretty much every JP chuuba bait thread though, even those related to le ebin male collab that usually reach bump limit, and especially of those chuubas that nobody really watches on this board (Botan, Aki, Mel), but that doesn't stop dramanegros from saying "why is botanfag/akifag/melfag so easy to trigger??" or something. From what I've gathered after seeing a million of those, it's always just random people calling OP out for making shit up or blowing something out of proportion, and OP doubling down and acting like those are the chuuba's defensive fanbase to keep the ball rolling.

TL;DR I don't think any JP chuuba applies here.
From EN we have a way larger pool of defensive fanbases that actually have a chance of being real. KFP, Deadbeats, Chumbuds and Kronies come to mind immediately but that's because their chuubas have been used as a punching bag for so long and they have so many fans that it's kind of inevitable? Can't blame them, but I'd definitely name them here.

But as >>72915183 said, phasefags are fucking insufferable and for no good reason. Their chuubas's "yabs" barely fucking matter to anyone who are not them but they still go nuclear. So, them.

>>72905074
nijivermin gets caught again with another yab, deflection threads ensue
>>72893458

>>72903806
It's either them or chumkeks

chumcucks had to split from their own general for a while because they couldn't handle the baits

>>72915336
Proof?

i love suityan

>>72914239
So, When is she leavin the nijis?

>>72904332
True. Just say you don't like Dookie and they cry

>>72904396
Kek, these people are really triggered over such garbage bait