/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpEHFLEuPJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpEHFLEuPJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpEHFLEuPJo

Pipkiss

Consider.

Love you Pippa.

>>72767415
WHORE

I love Pippa!

>>72767321
Lumi is a whore!

>>72767332
NOW (Literally right now)
Shisui Michiru (19:00UTC | LIVE | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpEHFLEuPJo
Tenma Maemi (20:00UTC | LIVE | Fez)
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | LIVE | ...)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

SOON
Eimi, Runie, Muyu, Saya & Hina (23:00UTC | 1h | Maid Café Collab)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6RyAFgHo
Fujikura Uruka (00:00UTC | 2h | BIRTHDAY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMmIf0ZSs88
Jelly Hoshiumi & Kaneko Lumi (01:00UTC | 3h | ASMR RP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N49ypLC9iXo

LATER
Jelly Hoshiumi & Kaneko Lumi (04:00UTC | 6h | Garfield Kart)
https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streams
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 6h | English Study)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 6h | Fixing Natures Mistakes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmWhbqn5xrg
Gram Pico (12:00UTC | 14h | Jong Tournament Selection Matches)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn1Ar18cfq0

Notes:
>Airi is taking submissions for a NND nostalgia stream next week https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1767035116998783242
>Airi will likely be guerilla schedule again this week :/

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Tenma, Panko, Erina, Airi & Ember

Da Michi Giggles fill me with life.

I want to take ecstasy with Lumi and Lia.

Holy shit this Lumi stream is pure kino.

Emburger!
Yummy!
Yummy!
In my tummy!

>>72767332
>>72767555
3DMi, very fun stream. Karaoke right now: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>72767537
Yeah mine

I would fuck gremlumi harder than regular lumi.

gremlumi is a pure idol

>>72767661
That ice cream truck song was kino. Did she ever cover it?

>No Christmas stream
>No Easter stream
>No April fools stream
>Lots of missed or canceled streams
>Mix in a bunch of collab spam
The moving arc fucking sucks, and its nowhere near over.

>>72767509
Can't stay dedicated to my oshi when she's nowhere to be found.

Would you the Dizzy?

https://jiggie.fun/QF_e84

Jelly Butt

>>72767332
>>72767555
>>72767661

>>72767774
Understandable. Hoes expect loyalty but have none themselves.

>>72767708
>no internal organs in her body
>no bones
>has to be carried around by others
Gremlumi is a living onahole

>>72767838
That whore can't even compete with this level of cuteness.

>>72767801
Yes

>>72767774
Idle hands and streamers are the devil’s plaything

>>72767811
I'd eat it

Nigger

>>72767724
I'm pretty sure she's done it on karaoke before but never a proper cover.

>>72767895
Do you think she could survive all the way through?

>>72767811
that's fake. too much cake for jelly. she's skinny

>>72767801
I'd feed her sneed if you know what I'm saying

>>72767752
Can't wait for the hiking blogs

>>72768061

Pippa is schlicking it right now, say something nice to her

>>72767697
Grimmi and Lumi?

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

>>72768038
Thanks, I'm not sure if I'm motivated enough to look through the karaoke vods but I wrote it down.

the gremlumi levels are off the charts right now!!

>>72767774
True, women don’t deserve your loyalty if they don’t work for it.

>>72767752
>arc
I salute your optimism.

>>72768110
It would have been one of her old ones on her previous model, if at all. She used to do more silly songs like that.

>>72768108
No, gremlin lumi, gremlumi.

>>72768213
Thank you, Gumi. I appreciate it.

>>72767811
>>72768105

I love Shiina!

>>72768107
Hi pippa. I want to put you in a dog cage and keep you under my desk

>>72767415
What do >we dub this creature?

>>72767895
>no internal organs
>no bones
>likes being carried
My friend

>>72768322
Anon you can’t just doxx her like that!

How horny is Pippa at her peak

>>72768370
Cleera.

I LOVE Yumu

>>72768370
Kameenaree

>>72768364
Wontons!

>>72768075
You mean the prerecorded one's her dad made that she's gonna pretend were her? Same.

[Lumi news] Lumi is Sakana's last hope for an idol

>>72768239
But would you like to see them collab?

I hope that Pippa doesn't stream as a prank

[Lumi News] She is Sakanas last idol hope.

>>72768445
She’s too unhealthy to have a strong sexdrive.

>>72768196
She's not gonna stay with her parents. She already has hit her limit with living with people again. Her own fault, but still.

>>72768577
>>72768611
that didn't last long

>>72768483
Nice optical correction. Who's your optometrist?

I miss Wemi

I MISS FRANK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>72768365
Same but with Uruka.

>>72768365
She'd like that

Lumi is to much of a whore to be an idol

She should sing the sex song too

>>72768585

>>72768652
For sure, but as far as consistency or anything else that's taken a hit aside from her patience, I don't think it's going to get any better.

>>72768781
Let's get some pussy tonight

I hate working bros, how do I become a successful male vtuber part of phase connect

>>72768860
>to

>>72768445
constantly dripping

>>72768365
Throw pennies at her too!

>>72768886
oh yeah for sure. She's seen how little pushback there is for it, and the path of least resistance is her go to.

>>72768577
>>72768611
Why did he hire Clara then?
Isn't she a former idol?

>>72768920
Troon out

>>72768920
>successful male vtuber
lol
>part of phase connect
lmao

>doesn't know Johnny Cash Hurt
I will now anti Lumi

>>72768920
Don't go the vtubing route, go with podcasting instead.

https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4
Reminder that Jesus Christ is PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

>>72768975
And ropes

>>72768996

>>72768365
there are anons who would unironically do this to her and that's why she stopped coming /here/

What is Pippa doing?

>singing uruka's fu song
that shit gets stuck in my head every time i hear it

>>72769222
Me

>>72768365
Would do this with Hime, all that used up whore is good for at this point is being a living fleshlight.

>>72769222
Me

>>72768113
fagot

>>72769222
not you that's for sure

>>72769222

>>72769222
Hina

>>72769222
Asleep. The stream time was a prank.

>>72769325
She wishes

>see michiru in live
>its another supermarket simulator stream
When will the pain end

>>72769222
Practicing her baking and connecting with people close to her

>>72769062
You mean Johnny Cash's cover of hurt?

>>72769586
LOOOOOOOOOOOOPINGGGGGGGGG

nice going faggot

Oh god damn it did I just miss her singing best song
Fuck.
Need to wait for VOD now.

>I had a plan!
Do you believe it /pcg/?

>>72769647

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 43 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>72769179
L take from Tenma

>>72769488
Find a new Rust server for her then.

>>72769719
STOP THE COUNT

Lumi should sing Blue Monday.

If Pippa doesn't go live by 9 pm EDT we all need to ejaculate into our Pippa socks and fling them into the trash in protest

>>72769488
Anon this game was made for people like her. She's going to be doing this for the next 52 streams at this point to get it just right

Trust status?

>singing her theme song
Kino stream

>>72769817
so true

>>72769817
I'm not buying them.

>accidentally sings shut the fuck up lyrics
Lmao, that was great.

How many hours of Phase streams do you watch a week anons?

I hope someone makes a soundpost of that

>>72769679
>>72769831
NO TRUST
NEVER TRUST
THE PLAN NEVER EXISTED

>>72769309
you haven't been here in a while, huh?

>needs permission
This better be good

[Michi news] she's self conscious about her need to make everything symmetrical and fitting together perfectlu

>>72770275
She's literally me.

>>72769986
You're a stupid cunt

Phasers are the worst livers.

>>72770031
Excluding the last couple of weeks, usually a minimum of 15

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

What's the twist going to be?

>>72769179
Fox needs correction.

Lumi captured my heart again. She is so cute today.

>>72770553
you're the maid

>>72770553
The twist is that (You) are the maid working at the cafe and they are all just cosplaying and visiting customers.

>>72769817
>throwing away your paid cumsock
>when Zax got his cumsock for free
https://files.catbox.moe/mwije9.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/uvxcsi.mp4

>>72770031
Yes

>>72770646
threadshitters

Jelly please piss directly into my mouth

Lumi loli model CONFIRMED

Oh yeah that's the stuff

>>72770646
I'm really glad I'm not a capipi

>>72770840
Samefag.

What did Pippa mean by this?
https://files.catbox.moe/g3g1o6.mp4

>>72770890
No, I think thats how most of us feel.

>>72770902
to stop being a broke fuck

>>72770902
she's quoting a flesh streamer who said the same thing

I trust Lumi.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

I do not trust Lumi.

>>72771023
grim

>>72770902
She's just taking them (you) for a ride.

My trust levels couldn't be higher

>>72770902
Is Pippa such a bad person?

>>72771083
She said that Clara is Japanese.
She is clearly a trustable source.

>>72771166
yes

>>72771185
How could she leak Claras marriage like that...

Lolumi rape

>>72771044
Runie is the worst member of PC, she’s just a normie e whore who decided to grift on the vtuber meta.

>>72768370
anything but calamari is incorrect

>>72770902
This was a bit. She was fishing for clips.
She even did multiple takes.

>>72771185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4

>>72770553
Saya actually turns up

>>72771166
Retarded faggot.

>>72771185

>>72771517
kek

The April Fools is that she didn't have a plan

>>72771472
>Pippa wants clips to boost her and make people shit talk her for attention
>Pippa also curls up at the first sign of actual pushback and now says she just wants to chill
Why is she like this?

I did it bros. I said I would start working out after the Valentines stream and I just got my weight set and did my first work out. My arms are noodles but I feel so good.

I WILL get ripped for my oshi.

>>72771166
Yeah, anon, of course she is. You should show that to all your friends.

>>72771517
And that's the April's fool joke. The fact that she shows up.

>>72771599
Woman post.

>>72771554
can you post the thing you use to make these again? they're all always kino

That's the good stuff

>>72771691
Here you go.
https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/#%2F

>>72770902
Wtf I hate Pippa now

I wish I could see into the future and see what happens to Pippa. I don't see her making it to age 40 personally. Once the gravy train is derailed her family will throw her to the wolves. She doesn't have the foresight to save money right now and could never hack a real job. Maybe she ends up dating a lolcow like King Cobra?

>>72770553
Himbo cafe

>>72771686
Newfag post
https://files.catbox.moe/kbq1sq.mp4

>>72771599
Woman.
>The post, or Pippa
Yes

I am autistic, is there actually a plan or is Lumi just shitposting?

You ever wonder how long your Oshi will stay streaming? If or when they'll eventually graduate due to wanting to move on with life or something else? And I don't mean they reincarnate into a different corpo/Indie I just mean stops streaming? I'm not ready to accept it yet.

RATE THE MICHI MANAGEMENT
RATE THE FISCAL QUARTER
RATE THE EXPANSION
RATE THE NOISES
RATE THE Michi-Mart™

>>72772131
Things change. We all need to evolve and learn new things.

>>72772049
Pippa can always move into my basement if things get bad. I've got a nice rabbit cage and some bedding for her to sleep on.

>99% of Claraschizos posts get ignored
>Has to resort to other chuubas content for (yous)
Its actually pathetic

>>72772131
I'll be okay. It will destroy me.

>>72772155
I love her seething at her workers
Shes expanding beyond monopolies
Got scammed there

>>72772131
Nothing lasts forever.
You can only try to enjoy things while they last.

>>72772049
single mother of 2

>>72771467
Here, now go away

>>72772155
Super pro tenchou /10
Profits have never been higher /10
World domination imminent /10
Favorite store /10

>>72772131
When Tenma stops streaming she stops streaming full stop. She will never reincarnate. And when Tenma graduates that means either Phase Connect has gone under or it will be their death knell.

>>72772049
She could always be my wife.

>>72772131
The chances of me dying are much higher then my oshi retiring so it's not really a concern.

>>72772304
Is that the cuckposter? He's always on at this time and literally never seen him get a (You) except for today. I don't understand why he even bothers.

>>72771467
just because you hate runiggers doesn't mean that runie's bad

>>72771599
She suffers from a case of internet tough guy syndrome. She likes to talk shit but does not like getting hit. This is a big reason why she loves doing her gay role play stuff with those literal who's and grifters she hangs out with.

>>72772097
Yes

>>72772155
I would shop at Michi-Mart.

>You get to marry your oshi and she will love you unconditionally forever

BUT

>You lose all your Yotsuba bucks

This is a hard one, i want you to think about it carefully, dont make a decision on whim.

>>72772131
i have no oshi and i'm not that invested in any mere streamer
however i will be here to mock everyone expressing any sadness at it when it happens. see you then

Trust?

>>72772131
i'm sure runie will burn out before her first anniversary
all this energy and effort she does at the moment will dwindle down... until she is no more

>>72772429
Nope, it's just the truth about Claraschizo (formerly known as Berylschizo)

>>72772529
Declining rapidly

>>72772131
What do you mean? She will always stream and I will always support her. Things will stay just like this forever :)

5 minutes until kino...

>>72772131
It wouldn't be the first time I've lost women I love. The pain goes away eventually.

>>72772550
nigga don't lump me with that fuck

In the AU, where Lumi actually DID have a plan, would it be a better stream than what we're getting?

>>72772501
This fake money will disappear after today anyway, so yeah, I'd take that deal.

>>72772666
yes

Panko has sung the yugioh song?

>>72772131
I'll probably have passed or have moved on by then anyway. I just hope it's a graceful end, I've followed too many both in and out of the chuuba world that ended on a sour enough note to taint some of the good memories.

I love saya so much

>I have to adhere to white racism standards!
What did she mean by this?

>>72772381
If she ever does have children, which I find highly unlikely, they will either die at birth or be mutants. Her taking care of a baby would be entertaining to watch. She would totally Casey Anthony that thing.

>>72772532
Shut up

>>72772785
I wanna mushroom stamp that doof

You're welcome for the Neenja, anons.

>>72772588
Her sexiest model

>>72772901
thanks

>>72772131
I think the biggest concern is if they don't achieve some of their life goals like "move to a better country" while under the support/scrutiny of their community, it may never happen at all. They're pinning their hopes on vtubing and that fire could go out the moment they quit.

>>72772901
Much appreciated

>>72772806
No, pippa experienced everything that one could fuck up while raising a child. She knows exactly what not to do.

>sleep for 12 hours
>wake up
>CHUCK still sucks
lel

>>72768032
Great post!

>>72772501
>she will love you unconditionally forever
Is her liking herself part of that deal? I'm not signing up for an eternal fixer upper.

>>72772903
Slimekin slippa was her sexiest model.

>>72772895

>>72772131
Im ready for anyone in PC to move on, all the girls that I watch have fulfilled, except for Michiru, she needs to sing more before quiting.

>>72772989
ask the rosemi poster itt what happened after she left her day job to focus on vtubing and all the extra time and motivation that she promised would have

>>72768032

>>72773084
Context?

[Lumi news] The Plan is starting soon™

>>72773010
And all the things you learn when you're a kid
You'll fuck up just like your parents did
It all just happens again
Way down the line

>>72767321
fragmented into unequal portions but at the center of it all is lumis teat mmmmmmm me want milk

>>72773236
No way. I refuse to believe that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6RyAFgHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6RyAFgHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6RyAFgHo
It's time.

in this moment, I am euphoric

https://youtu.be/kOU6RyAFgHo
https://youtu.be/kOU6RyAFgHo
https://youtu.be/kOU6RyAFgHo

>TRUST THE PLAN!
>TWO MORE HOURS!

>accidentally says chat normally
>immediately corrects herself by saying chyaaaat

>>72772490
Well come on over

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6RyAFgHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6RyAFgHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6RyAFgHo

I ADMIT IT
I FUCKING LOVE CHIPTUNE WAITING ROOMS

>>72773336

EVERYONE STOP DOOMPOSTING AND GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU6RyAFgHo

>>72773227
WWG1WGA
True Gumis Are In Control
Trust The Plan

THAT FUCKING ANON CALLED IT (You) ARE THE MAID.

wtf happened to dragunny

UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH TWINTAILS COW
>Saya
kek

>>72773032
Good morning kyodai, you just missed Michi stream!
By the way, i listened to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMstgGpLcsU and liked it a lot!

I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAID

muyu looks so cute

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH FUJO EIMI
wait what the fuck they're making fun of me .......

Runie is forcing us into embarrassing clothes... again.
It's the minion costumes all over again.

EIMI SEEEEEEEXXXXOOOOO

>Long haired Eimi

[Lumi News] She is the Idol of all Idols.

HAMPTER CUTE

What's wrong with Say.... nevermind don't answer

I KNEW IT, WE WERE THE MAIDS

>>72773465
Yeah I woke up to the last few minutes of it. Hope you are having a good morning brother.

Hina is squatting on my cock live on stream

KICKSTART MY HEART

>He doesn't look human
AGAIN SAYA!?

>Hina wearing a shirt that's just Runies body
I fucking love this dipshit.

STOP BULLYING THE MAIDS STUPID GEN 3

Sayamanders aren't human

yet more kino

>>72773667
These dog fucking jokes are not subtle at all....

>lumi can't even sing a full song without needing to catch her breath
fat fuck

>>72773544
Slut

They're laughing at us "ironically".... It's over....

well jigged

>>72773807

I had a dream that jelly was in bed next to me and I could feel her warm arm. I woke up and immediately took 4 benadryls and a shot of whiskey hoping to go back to the dream but instead I just woke up feeling like shit 6 hours later

Sometimes I think I need to watch more phase-connect streams but only Lumi can keep me entertained and make me forget about time.

Is this what it's like to be treated like eye candy?

>>72773839
Well jigged

this stream is nice but don't let it distract you from the fact that dizzy was genetically engineered for fart porn

I love this fucking dork

>>72773880
Now you know how it feels

Shitposting karaoke is better than high effort karaoke

>wassup bitch
Lumi is such a chad...

Bro's.... I can't be this cute....

Guys I just noticed Saya doesn't have arms
I can finally have the nugget wife of my dreams

>>72768365
Pippa is not a sub

>>72772430
Yeah, no matter what, I'll always have a hoot with Pippa

ENTER FILIAN

>>72773824
Yeah, mine

>>72773972
Gosling for anon

>>72773868
You have to kill yourself ASAP while the connection is still warm so you can successfully astrally project.

>Eimi has a Maid LabHam asset just ready to go
This fucking hampter is too powerful what the fuck.

Filian confirmed for Invaders.

>>72773807
lardmi is real. this is what skipping workout wednesday does to a lemon

>filian interrupting lumi's stream again
The lemon whore is such a leech.

>Filian Invader
I know this is just an April fools bit but...

>>72773898
She's just like me

>>72774028
I (you) made this post

>filian is invading
AW FRICK

Moojisans, they want our milk

>>72773983
ofcourse she isn't anon, she's a rabbit!

New runieposter image dropped

Ummm my milk belongs only to Muyu, sorry Runie.

>>72774040
I want to touch the pudge

Damn hamtards look like this?

Eimi is so based holy frick guys..

Muyu manages to make every new outfit even brattier than the ones before

>>72774152

>>72774133
>Chobits hoodie
I will now stop antiing

[Lumi News] she's a 4channer

>>72774202
Yeah it's perfect.

[Lumi News] She's a 4channer.

[Lumi News] She is a 4channer!

>Why do you talk like a 4channer
filian...

Lumi is (here)

Lumi is a 4channer

>>72774259
>>72774263
>>72774265
now kiss

>Saya bullying IYU<3O
Bratty dragon needs rape correction!

[Lumi News] She is a 4channer!

Lumi has a guinea bee folder.

i think gumis should just be fucking killed

>>72774263
Fake news

These customers are very disrespectful bros.

WHO THE FUCK DO I WATCH

>I have to share a thread with a serial lemon robber
Gross.

Runatic maid...

>>72774371
why is she made of pink

>>72774365
Seethe

>>72774371
Put their names on a wheel and spin it. Alternatively all of them at once.

>>72774371

>MAGNA
What did we mean by this bros?

[Lumi News] Lumi is a nerd.

>>72774259
>>72774263
>>72774265
>>72774314
>>72774328

>filian&Lumi singing pomf
holy fucking shit what

Nyanners, don't listen!

Honestly, Filian as an Invader would officially kill /pcg/ and reduce the threads to a post-apocalyptic retarded ruin.

>>72774371
runie, the answer's always runie

>>72774467
>news

>>72774466
We're nerds.

DO IT FILIAN
COMMIT TO THE BIT

Filian, are you seriously reading pcg, instead of lig

>>72774493
it made me hard

>>72774510
It can't get any worse. At least Filian is cute.

>>72774510
Ligger tourists are already shitting up the threads

[Lumi news] Fuck off Phase is full

>>72774542
>Filian was the thread shitter the whole fucking time
I knew that bitch was a Phase Enemy.

>>72774530
>>72774542
Why are you watching a literal who instead of kino

Lumi is the queen of April 1st

"Fuck off we're full" soundpost please

>>72774605
This post glows.

>>72774605
Apparently you are the one who isn't watching Kino (Lumis stream)

>>72774605
filly is kino

>>72774605
>kino
Who? Where?
Also Filian is based.

>>72774510
We annexed tsunx easily; we can swallow a third of lig just fine

guys i cant see the maids where are they

STOP POSTING INTERESTING MOMENTS FROM THE STREAM I AM NOT CURRENTLY WATCHING

>>72774636
I'm watching my girlfriends and Eimi, but if no one else does it I'll grab it afterward

Mægnæ? what?

>>72774510
lets take Oli too

>>72774672
you're the maid.

Wait, my oshi Lumi is on? Where??

>>72774681
LET ME CHANGE YOUR WORLD!!
Anon that's the reason to have the thread open in the first place -- To keep tab on happenings you cannot personally witness.

>>72774672
look down at your skirt and you fill find the answer

>>72774701
MAGNA

JJKBros they're laughing at us....

I am not a tsun tsun meido.

Maidbros everyone's choking on the food. I think we might suck at this

>>72774757
Why are Gumi's like this?

>>72774794
as in... eat?