/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72756689
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

No frozen frames but missing one second at the end (vrabi and holodex both say 40:08, got 40:07 of it)
https://gofile.io/d/W2VJTp

>>72756785
Nice

>>72756785
Thanks.

>>72756689
Mandamientos de /ΜΑΝS/
>1. ¿Por qué no fusionarse con /stars/?
No interrumpirás la discusión de tu vecino.
>2. ¿Quieres colaborar con Hololive?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>3. ¿Quieres colaborar con Nijisanji?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>4. ¿Has visto los números de los chicos?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>5. ¿Has visto lo que se dice en /catalog/?
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>6. ¡Los cebadores están insultando a tus hermanos!
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>7. ¡Adivina lo que he oído de Hololive/Nijisanji!
Sus palabras no pertenecen a este templo.
>8. Deberían dividir el hi-
No lo harás.

Por lo tanto, declaro este hilo, santificado.

>>72756944
¡Amén!

jutard and gaybullet should've joined niji instead of holo what the fuck is this
https://x.com/juzepop/status/1774763164628038011

>>72756716
>>72756944
I went to a Catholic church for the first time yesterday and it was basically exactly like this.

>>72757043
No, because I wouldn't wish that on anyone's oshis.

Flayon please out of all streams this week please don't cancel Yakuza anything but yakuza

>>72756944
AMÉN

>>72757043
I don't get what's going on except Ruze talking about kissing boys. Also him saying twink made me cringe desu.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

we NEED Magni Dezmond

>>72757043
I hope you join niji anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTt5Pz07O-s
>shinri will stab too :)

>>72757654
I need him to graduate again.

>>72757687
i don't fujobait enough to make it in, sorry

graduate armis

>>72757837
You'll fit right in

>>72757874
except for Tavi, he is putting in the work, he will resurrect Yagoo's dream

>>72757874
graduate vanguard<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72757654
GOD I wish he would've stayed, no one has been able to fill in that void he left behind

>>72756785
YEAH GET FUCKED RUZE YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR FAT FUCK CAT FROM ME

>>72758067
graduate tem- oh wait

>>72758208
He's literally doing his redebut on twitch right now.

>>72758208

>>72758311
I only care about Magni Dezmond, not some twitch thot with the same voice

Ruze implying he had very thin and delicate ankles makes me feel like breaking them

We forgive Magni Dezmond

>>72758772
Never *spit*

We never watched Magni Dezmond

>>72758017
Graduate tavi first

>>72760156
>You are overruled, Tavi stays

Rio has been streaming Animal Crossing for over 6 hours, I can't tell if this is a April Fool's thing or a Rio thing

aniki in 20 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wjJ_ZdrMKw

We let go of Magni Dezmond

>>72760420
this is normal for him, also he had a 2 hour lookback stream before this as well so really he's been streaming for 9 hours

>>72760528
he really is sick. overlap king has no one to overlap with
gws dingo

magmites did nothing wrong

>>72756689
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>>72761470
Just checked tom and holomeet merch is still available to buy so I guess they just won't be producing more https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_meet2023

>>72760528
AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wjJ_ZdrMKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wjJ_ZdrMKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wjJ_ZdrMKw

>>72758208
I don't know, the way things are going it's as if he never existed in the first place.

I love Axel but I wish he would do zatsus without playing a game offscreen

Axel is the dog that runs away from you when you try to pet it but as soon as you give up it comes to you and whines because you're not petting it

>>72763337
So you're saying Axel is a cat.

>>72763543
Focus on your stream dingo

Why Jurard piloting Ruze feel more white man than than regular Ruze

Axel's mid life crisis

Altare...

>>72763116
granblue has full auto and is pretty mindless once you have everything set up

>I love the Zeta stamp

>>72764324

Axel no... you didn't even finish the og game

>moomin
>kawaii
he doesn't know

I missed Axels chill late night streams. BotW would get me through work since they were usually in the mornings

>>72764651
His BotW series was surprisingly good, both because he enjoyed/could play around with the mechanics and because he finished it.
Wish he picked the sequel

>>72764783
I think he said he didn't really feel the sequel sadly

>>72764934
Just because he found out Zelda cucked him

>>72764482
Her new limited is the better version

Being forever ingrained in Ruze's computer... https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1774904223399924151?s=20

>get back from work
>oshi's stream is nowhere to be seen
>opens the oddly short archive
>Feet
yeah im cool if this one never goes public again. it was a fun vod tho, Pollux is cute.

>>72757451
>Ruze

>>72765863
I've started playing for the first time during the 10th anniversary and just damn, a lot of granblue girls are mad cute. Should've followed my Axel's advice and started to play earlier.

>>72764079
Jurard makes him sound dumber, so he comes across more like a stereotypical axe user
https://youtu.be/A2LvhKqveic?t=7004

Jutai should do a weed smoking offcollab on 420 day that turns into onstream offpako confirming the rrats that Tavi is a bratty powerbottom for pathetic Jutard

>>72766434
Yeah, Ruze is good with the makebelieve but he clearly is not buff fighter, he is a bit too eloquent to be tank -ish melee class

Rate Gavis Bettel’s first quarter of 2024

>>72766741
honestly better than i though, it felt like he was gone for months

>>72766741
Now highlight how much of that was League...

>>72766434
ruze with jurard inside him is so hot

>>72766741
Pretty good/10
I have a job though

>>72766741
How the hell does he have that many canceled streams

>>72766347
Don't worry you'll get plenty of free rolls to collect characters
>>72766741
Can you make one for each of the boys? I'm actually very curious

Are the boys leaving in May or June?

>>72766741
>>72767153
Don't let the rest of /vt/ catch on to this. The Gura threads will be flooded with their variant.

>>72767153
I watch all the boys but only bettel affects my menhera, the calendar is a free template that anybody can mspaint
https://www.calendarpedia.com/blank-calendar-pdf-templates.html

>>72767546
nigga you cringe as hell, you need more hobbies

>>72767670
Autistic grids and graphs and patterns and numbers will never be defeated, no matter how many hobbies I have. They will always invade.

Idk if I want to buy the expo merch or not and it's solely because the shipping is putting me off aiya

>>72768090
Orders close on the 30th so you have time to decide, new merch might drop so you can merge them

>>72768957
Oh you're right, there are 2 birthdays coming up dang

>>72766741
Now do gibby

>>72769985
Oh I already did him good, his throat won’t heal for a while

>>72767527
Good, I hope those trannies get their thread experience absolutely decimated. You should fuck off there too.

Leader again soon

>>72767910
I approve. Nothing shows true dedication like a well formatted spreadsheet.

I don't understand picrel, is it Karasu demon ryona or him after you struggled against him but he overpowered you and ate you
>>72770028
>Short hair Hakka
I love his long hair more but not bad, not bad. I like the expression he has there
>Long hair with Bettel's first outfit
VERY nice

>>72766741
Does the cancelled streams include the ones that he plans at the end of his current stream and then never does it because I feel this chart needs a lot more red

>>72770823
Oh yeah, this reminds me I wonder how cannibalotl is doing. I kinda miss the weird shit she'd say.

Listening to chuchuraburabunomunimuni again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc

>>72771475
Nah cannibalistic was too repetitive and insistent. It was best when it was just random anons who would incidentally mention their deranged fetishes

>>72771830
we had an omorashi koi last night, unsure if it was a one time thing

>>72771055
If it was written on the schedule and not delivered. I included scribbly mspaint schedules from WIR. Verbal promises aren’t counted.

>>72771644
POLYESTER POLYESTER POLYESTER POLYESTER POLYESTER

>>72771830
Peanut butter anon...

>aniki deliberately asked for the axelotls to be made rounder plumper cuter FAT FUCKS in the design stage

>>72772668
i wish he said to make them ORANGE

LEADER ON THE POPPY PLAYTIME TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDbLMpg-_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDbLMpg-_U

>>72772749
I wonder why they went with the niggalotl design, orange made more sense to me

>>72772100
fair. though it’s a bad habit I wish he’d stop since it makes him seem extra flakey.

LEADER ON THE TELLY AGAIN

2D hell yeah

>>72773754
*chu*

since when is this blue guy kind of retarded

Why is the Gladiator of Tempus such a bitch ass hoe

>>72773823
Since day 1

HE HATES IT

>>72772134
REPRODUCTION

Leader pls stop harassing everyone with your big blue hand

Toramane...

ppppp

I KNEW IT WAS A FOOTCAM

this game sucks
i hate animatronics

assaulting leader in a dark desolate alleyway ToT

Cute gaijin jp
>>72775375
I like it because he's slapping everything

his jp is so funny

Oh God he has 2 now

Holy kusoge

why is the orphan black

>>72769985
different anon, same spreadsheet autism

Why do so few of them believe in fall damage

altare's pokemon autism is legendary

>>72776440
apex brainrot

i want to order salmon at leader's dragonite cafe... life isnt fair

>>72776665
The funny thing is he isn't super knowledgeable, like he knows obscure things but he isn't a competitive player or even played all the games but he's still so obsessed

he's so fucking DUMB what is he doing

>>72776969
HE'S WATCHING (YOU)

I think Leader is not doing ok

that scream got me more than the thing

>>72777040
What do you mean? This is classic Altare behaviour

FIRST TRY BABY

>AAAAAAAAAA
<weeee

He first tried it while also being silly, not too shabby

>the jester didn't do anything for april fools

I'm surprised he pulled that off, is this a baby game

>>72776848
he wants to get isekai'd into the pokemon world, not be a nerd

>>72777211
Did anyone do anything besides Ruze and Armis as a group?

>stops a second before the blue monster appearance
yeah he played this before and watched all the playthroughs

>>72777422
nah tempus busy

>>72777422
Altare set up some prank stuff for some of the boys in Minecraft this morning and Ruze did a footcam.

Hugging Bettel around his tummy as he vomits from having too much alcohol!!! Performing heimlich maneuver on Bettel!!!

My bro doesn't know daisies

god there's more to this game?

Sasuga gamer Leader

Someone should make a VR stars game

>>72778085
yeah a sex game

Counting with leader...

Now this is content

he missed one, i'm cancelling my gifted subscription

I love my Cocomelon oshi
Also fuck you Altare, you blue balled me

what a cunt

fuck the counting almost sent me to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lgJ6Xat4g

>>72776277
Seems okay, just got really fucked during japan arc cause he got no streaming setup

Altare plushie that goes "WAH~!!" every time you hug it..

>>72779154
I would prefer if it called you fat

Jesus Christ that ladder joke...

>>72779140
yeah I honestly thought it'd be worse. I know if I did Shinri, Jan and Feb would look fucked because of his power and isp issues

>>72770028
where is hakker in shinri clothes
show mosqito bites

bussy

>howlongtobeat lists average playtime as almost eleven hours
WE'RE SO FUCKING Bscrewed, rip gibby's voice

No, bad Leader, get your dick away

>>72779986
why does he look so smug
is it because he is sorawrity prime and can suck the dino dick anytime he wants

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1774958136073560226

>>72780196
Which ones got married

>>72779558
>know if I did Shinri, Jan and Feb would look fucked
do it

>>72780342
bettel and hakka married pre-debut when bettel showed up in their xenokuni village and he was still having white fever over an exotic quirked up white boy but they've been divorced for a while already because hakka realized that bettel is a deadbeat and also he cheated on him with shinri

>>72780456
Ok which ones in the crowd got married

>>72780542
frieren and high test male pattern baldness

>>72780579
Very cute together

>>72780579
>high test

is this game popular because it has that fnaf vibe

He's gonna either do real well or real bad

>>72777478
>turning and looking directly at the new color plate as it rises up

kek

I thought he was done with counterstrike

>>72780897
Some find the mechanics interesting but yeah, it even got very popular with kids

The dinosaur sounds like Bettel

interesting

>>72779986
This nigga so fruity

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1774965065453834320/photo/1

At least toy management is competent

MAMA ON THE RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS RRATS TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W10sz-Cq7Yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W10sz-Cq7Yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W10sz-Cq7Yo

>>72781835
kek I just noticed his title

No, Paul...

>>72781719
Cute boys

shinri is extra eepy

>>72781899
he's talking about me

>>72781719
WE NEED MORE PURPLE BOYS

>>72781719
>fully covered hakka
My victorian maiden... Everyone looks so cute desu

>wakes up
>appears in the void

>>72781719
>HAKKA WITH SHORTS
HELL YEAH
>Covered legs
No...

I HAVE THIS EXACT DREAM ALL THE TIME OF GOING BACK TO SCHOOL BUT WE ARE ALL OUR AGE

i'm the dream master btw

It's fucked that our own brains pull that kind of shit on us

Leader's mommy issues are coming through with this chapter

>model swap
>ruze feet
this april fools has been kino ToT

Puniko? Me

PUNIKO BIG LOVE

>>72781719
Bad Boyz so cute~

pollux is so chubby ToT

puniko is UGLY

>>72781719
Seeing the new line-up makes me think that Cover's gonna pull some forced group project or something

ARCHITECT

He killed that fat cat

>>72781719
cute
>first ambassador hq boy
>second ambassador vg boy
third ambassador will be an armpit boy

>good thing i am short

BARRY LOVE

>>72781719
>Hakka and Rio fully covering
mashallah

>>72781719
rio is gonna RAPE Hakka

>>72756689
>picrel
How are we feeling about the Footcam, /MANS/? Fun, cringe, or a secret third thing?

>>72784152
I am very horny

>>72784152
fun in the moment, but nothing of true value was lost by privating it

>>72784152
It was ok kek

>>72784152
It's Ruze so funny
The hands were sex however

>>72784122
Again? how is that ghost whore still not satisfied TTOTT

EDGE

>>72784152
The reveal was a good moment but the stream wasn't anything special

>>72784152
make your own opinions

BARRY NOOOOOOO

ACTIVATE DIGGER

The game should have allowed a guess so you could escape without poppy, but i guess they have it hard programmed that it only works after you get the third part of the code.

>>72783795
>They will be actively promoting ongoing and upcoming Holomeet projects
They probably will be doing some stuff together, although I don't expect anything big really
>Cover's gonna pull some forced group project
>The lineup is full of people who don't mind mixed collabs
I think they might've volunteered, knowing this

give me your best shinrrats

>>72784152
showed pussy and feet in the same stream
10/10

forty minutes designing a rrat and flag for this

>>72784847
shinri is secretly a mom who does vtubing on the side with a voice changer

>>72784152
ruze showed his fat pussy on stream.

This is going to be brutal like Watership Down, isn't it

>>72785205
>secretly

where is the footjob art

>>72785401
MAAMAAAAAAAAAAA ToT

Jesus, that dog is terrifying

>>72784326
we need more boys with tails and also claws

ruze's ankles VS bettel's wrists
which is more breakable?

ah this ff autist

kek fucking idiot

>>72785646
something awakened inside that kid

>>72785729
He should do it on Twitch so I can eventually force cat ears on him.

>>72780401
less fucked than I thought

That bitch crazy fr fr

>>72785646
>Jurard has both (basically)
>Doesn't use it

>>72786263
Banchou needs more guys inside him to bring out his full potential

altare is truly my favorite toddler
he's so cute, i'm gonna stick him on my refrigerator door

>>72785727
Bettel for the simple fat that Ruze would put up a fight if you show intent

is altare happy yet

>>72787028
Happy is a strong word but he is enjoying his kiddie game

>>72786007
Mama worked hard, even on shit ISP peak hours he usually tried late guerilla. Requesting Ruze next because I still desperately want the clownfishgoldruze backrooms that was cancelled on the 19th.

>what is that hole in the back for?

I'll never get tired of his whistling

That was pretty graphic wtf

Listen /MANS/, I don't have much time. I've come back from the future with a warning. Ruze is gonna do his reps and learn japanese. He'll be fluent by the time the Fallen City boys debut. He'll be able to DM for JP finally. But don't let Fubuki join the West Marches campaign. It'll lead to the graduation of

>>72788248
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>72788248
if its Flayon im going full steam ahead bad timeline idc

Happy Easter
https://twitter.com/mtmnyuika/status/1774491803921588641

Does anyone else pronounce Hakkitos as "Hockey Toes"?

This is the PERFECT mama game. I hope it has some sad lore or a difficult choice/sacrifice to tug his heart

>>72788426
Amen.
That stream was so much fun

>>72784832
This is a good opportunity, this group is definitely willing to do projects and streams together. Next year it probably won't be the same so this is kinda like a window to do that sort of stuff that has an expiration date

>>72788426
holy kek

Give me the tl;dr on the April fools day streams so far

My chart is slightly fucked up because timezone differences means that some days have multiple streams and others have none but I needed to scratch the urge to make an autistic graph. Considering that + the fact his schedules are often tentative/scribbled down means I can't be fucked to note down every missed scheduled stream either. Any other autist roons feel free to make a better one

>>72789238
Ruze flashed us with his pussy

>>72788463
hakki's toes ToT

>>72789238
Armis Freaky Friday, Ruze footcam, leader making dumb traps for the boys who play Minecraft to fall into next time they log into Minecraft

That one was fun, the pink lady was better in terms of scariness.

this game shinri's playing looks cozy

Baby nihongo tomorrow, I'm lowkey excited

LEADER LOVE

>>72790072
BIG LUMP

>>72789420
>leader making dumb traps for the boys who play Minecraft to fall into next time they log into Minecraft
Nice!

>>72790597
He is so handsome in this picture...

kek shinri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpDr0SaySMk

has anyone played the demo for that fangame(tactical elysium) yet? is it good?

>>72791843
anons were discussing it in past threads and the gameplay needs to be imrpoved

>>72781719
This is cool and all but why are they all girls?

HNNNG

>>72792180
HOLY SEX

>>72792152
To help with Japan's declining birth rate

someone post fototeta pls

>>72792180
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TOT

>>72792945

>>72792180
lmao we all follow like the same 4 bl artists

>>72793145
the four gay gods of elysium

>>72787552
the man is a streaming machine, often had two streams per day
his primary color was hurting my eyes so you get purple instead

>>72792180
TTTTTOTTTTT

>>72793460
reminds me of shinri's debut month

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1775002688859890173

>>72794211
Just like spooky month...

>>72794211
Needs to be crucified

https://twitter.com/rurudontlook/status/1774840652582584804
Goldruze

>>72794211
it does pain him tho.

>>72794211
He's in Japan and probably busy doing shit

>>72794519
yes, like the rest of VG

>>72794586
And none of them did an april fools bit would you look at that?

>>72794469
I cant see it

He'd drop some vibrating eggs

>>72794880
Butt plug

>>72794833
that's because anon here shared a link to a priv account

>>72795028
whoops, hazukashi~
maybe you should be following the artists if you want some of that sweet yowie nectar hehe

My fat fucks are finally home, yatta

could it really be him...

>>72795870
looks like cola

>>72792945
What about fotopito?

Do we have any bakers? I was gonna but I'm eepy

>>72792945
link

>>72796917
ewwtare

>>72796930
KILL YOURSELF

>streams

>>72796966
Seethe

>>72797038
showoff

>>72797038
In this economy?!

>>72794469
ToT

Early thread, hope on when ded, goose night everywan
>>72797230

>>72795116
coward trying to shill their private account instead of posting /here/

>>72797328
chu~

>>72797348
serious talk its because i cant post images in incognito mode or i wouldve posted

>>72794469

>>72797348
>>72797696
X-rated images!
that's a no-go on blue boards

>>72797953
oh yeah, that too. The anons not following are missing out big time then hehe

>>72797953
Your fujo forefathers just put it in catbox

>>72797696
i mean you can catbox it too

>>72797953
catbox

>>72798138
>>72798172
I'm not the poster, just saying!

They are hiring boys right? or did my audition go to the trash?

>>72798332
Auditions are open 24/7

>>72798332
auditions are indefinitely open, you could say they're always looking for new boys to hire in the future

>>72798332
Just try again every 3 months or whatever until they notice you

>>72798383
>>72798404
>>72798780
Thanks anons, remember to watch my debut whenever it happens