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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqV5BKJHyk

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>72377627

>> No.72589732
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72589732

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,877,696.40.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 22):
>Sora :: $66,453.59 [128.51% over Avg]
>Rurudo :: $29,208.56 [90.08% over Avg]
>Luna :: $26,974.03 [83.93% over Avg]
>Kovalskia :: $20,621.05 [49.32% over Avg]
>Iroha :: $15,205.99 [41.95% over Avg]
>Towa :: $9,782.17 [21.41% over Avg]
>Choco :: $7,739.50 [37.07% over Avg]
>Syrios :: $5,728.20 [9.63% under Avg]
>Iofi :: $5,501.89 [1.35% under Avg]
>Ao :: $5,164.57 [46.78% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 75):
>Suisei :: -$90,671.56 [42.28% under Avg]
>Kaoru :: -$72,501.76 [85.46% under Avg]
>Flare :: -$53,335.66 [56.33% over Avg]
>Rikka :: -$24,623.60 [71.93% under Avg]
>Roboco :: -$21,310.46 [15.37% under Avg]
>Lui :: -$20,352.00 [51.03% under Avg]
>Mio :: -$15,875.65 [11.13% under Avg]
>Koyori :: -$13,237.84 [20.84% under Avg]
>Noel :: -$11,665.19 [22.96% under Avg]
>Raden :: -$11,507.23 [18.89% over Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 17.9%
>Suisei :: 16.97%
>Okayu :: 10.64%
>Miko :: 10.37%
>Hololive :: 9.42%
>Pekora :: 8.86%
>Lui :: 8.13%
>AZKi :: 7.88%
>Calliope :: 7.87%
>Baelz :: 7.75%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,937.70
Average Upward Adjustment is $9,261.29
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,516.06

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Luna, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and go listen to HELP!!

>> No.72590641
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*Casts a spell to make your stocks flatline*

>> No.72591066

>>72589732
thanks for the review!

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>>72590641

>> No.72592443

>>72589732
Thank you for the review!

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Ahhhh, good stream from Polka... I caught two in a row... my soul is soothed.

>> No.72596133

>>72595378
in tuned in late to AZKi so now she's just ready supas.

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>> No.72597175

>>72596133
Sometimes that's the best part!

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Holo X Break is really, really good.

>> No.72599318

>>72594619
WAMY!

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>>72599318

>> No.72600559

will there be a movie today?

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Potential image for a nasfa/ck/ OP.

>> No.72603661

>>72600559
Should be fes stage 3 today

>> No.72604994

>>72598950
it really is!
finished it on hard with laplus and iroha so far!

>> No.72605371

>>72604994
I haven't tried hard yet, I've been pulling packs of emotes all morning though.

>> No.72605485

>>72605371
joshu is too busy paying 2000 on nothing to pull emotes!

>> No.72605710

last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

>> No.72606477

Decent day to buy funds

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>> No.72608210

>>72605485
I'm catching up on Koyori's Holo X Break stream, lotta ear blessings in this one.

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>>72608210
waooo

>> No.72611287

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ON5t1BvD4A

Ina new outfit!!!

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New boots just dropped.

>> No.72614188

>>72614088
too big

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poof

>> No.72614448

I hope you bought the dip on Inacoin.

I actually forgot...

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Floof

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Full Body

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Normal hair.

>> No.72614740

THE BUTT WINGS ARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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She's flying DOWN you fuckin' donkey.

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Tako whisk.

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Cookie.

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THE CHOSEN ONE

>> No.72615391

>>72615061
Heart-stoppingly cute!

>> No.72615610

oh fuck, today is Saturday. Fes?

>> No.72615781

>>72615610
It sure is Saturday, I'm around but idk who else is

>> No.72616729

>>72615781
im waiting in the cytube!

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fes will come! joshu believes!

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>>72616729
>>72615781
>>72620627
Honeyworks Stage

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>>72620966

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>> No.72628807

>>72627255
thanks for the show!

>> No.72629447
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As mentioned

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>>72629447
>mp3
>>72629598

>> No.72629949

>>72629868
I'm making a FLAC version too.

>> No.72630054

>>72629949
kek, I said I'd post it, I did >>72629868
I didn't think we'd do it back to back

>> No.72630230

>>72630054
It's more that catbox is a dumpster and the flac version will buffer, but it's made. You can actually just make a copy of the mp3 one and change "nqosot.mp3" in the brackets to "cfmja8.flac" and it'll work fine. Otherwise I'll post it for you next thread! Do you want me to make an OP image out of it too?

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>>72630230
I know how soundpost links work kek
forgot catbox was a shit most of the time. I remember reading that opus is supposed to allow for quicker playback, but I don't remember if it's quicker than m4a or not
>OP image
you liked it that much? go for it. but maybe not as a soundpost lol

>> No.72631121

>>72630845
Oh sorry. There was someone in here the other day asking about soundposts so I wanted to cover my bases. It would be a little odd if you could make a whole Choco AI cover and not work a soundpost though.

>> No.72631373

>>72630845
ty
>It would be a little odd if you could make a whole Choco AI cover and not work a soundpost though.
wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've seen. I met a surgeon that didn't know how to put a tie on. mf had to learn to do stitches at some point, but a windsor knot was out of reach lmao
opus really did start playing faster, wtf. was not expecting that, thought it was /g/ fud. part of the header is probably at the end of the file for mpeg containers or something

>> No.72632613

>>72631373
I think a surprising number of men go through life only knowing how to tie the most basic knot, it's wild.

>> No.72634311

>>72631373
Never bothered to learn myself, but I'd just look it up if I had to at this point

>> No.72636044

>>72634311
bet most of the youtube tutorials are for silly knots too instead of a regular half windsor

>> No.72637833

>>72636044
never learned to tie a knot...

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Goodnight anons!

>> No.72638049

>>72637833
never too late! I think I was 19? ended up teaching most of my students how to tie a half windsor on the day of their mock graduation, kek. one of em taught me how to tie...uh, fuck I don't even know what it's called. Eldritch knot! gave him big ups and told him to save it for a night out, not graduation
>>72637995
good night motherfucker

>> No.72640041

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>> No.72643718

eh

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>> No.72647672

every morning I wake up at 6:30 am to carefully read the market and it's changes, then I run for 5 minutes, take a shower then I cry about missing my oshi for 4 more hours then I buy towa

>> No.72649019

>>72647672
Based?
But also don't buy Towa.

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>>72647672
based!
today too is the best day to buy towa!

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>> No.72654444

EU bros, reminder that our clocks have went back and adjusts is now in just over 10 minutes

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72655037

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,945,638.31.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 21):
>Kiara :: $144,728.39 [257.81% over Avg]
>Rurudo :: $48,046.12 [111.80% over Avg]
>Botan :: $34,347.88 [65.17% over Avg]
>Noel :: $23,590.74 [42.02% over Avg]
>Melfissa :: $7,789.93 [14.76% over Avg]
>Chloe :: $6,648.56 [26.00% over Avg]
>Miko :: $5,717.63 [7.34% under Avg]
>Risu :: $5,474.89 [6.44% over Avg]
>Subaru :: $5,356.62 [3.58% over Avg]
>Polka :: $5,113.70 [27.07% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 76):
>Sora :: -$90,088.18 [63.13% under Avg]
>Watame :: -$30,841.84 [71.15% under Avg]
>Luna :: -$26,766.78 [16.71% over Avg]
>Iroha :: -$21,542.50 [1.09% under Avg]
>Kovalskia :: -$18,347.98 [11.81% over Avg]
>Fauna :: -$15,299.74 [22.28% under Avg]
>Choco :: -$13,863.94 [3.56% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$12,999.50 [11.10% under Avg]
>Ao :: -$11,915.79 [15.81% over Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$11,599.29 [1.82% over Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 15.65%
>Watame :: 15.36%
>Suisei :: 13.65%
>Hololive :: 8.79%
>Okayu :: 8.74%
>Sora :: 8.21%
>Pekora :: 7.80%
>Miko :: 7.77%
>Calliope :: 7.01%
>AZKi :: 6.68%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,303.91
Average Upward Adjustment is $14,260.37
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,604.57

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and it's over for EUbros.

>> No.72655474

>>72655037
thanks for the review!

>> No.72656769

>>72655037
thanks for the review!

>> No.72658241

>>72555182
What did he mean by this

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>>72655037
Good morning! Thank you for the review! Shishiron BIG LOVE!

>> No.72659431

>>72655037
Thank you very much Mr. Morning Review for your Morning Review!

>> No.72662088

Honk where is the fucking Pekomama coin

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>> No.72664940

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoYeN0zVc9s

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>it's not adjustment
>I haven't eaten in like 8 hours
>MFW
my body has been trolling me for the better part of 30 years

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Repost from last bread.

Here's an early start to the Monthly Seiso Events for the month of April.
Important events:

>Flare Birthday - Seems a little high now, so load up if she dips.
>Calliope Birthday - Due for a spike.
>Mr Koro Anniversary - Still high, but looks to be coming down.
>Moona Anniversary - Due for a spike.
>Ogayu Anniversary - Cheap nyo.
>Kanade Birthday - High now, but hopefully she comes down a bit. Still on the 3D buff.
>PPTenshi Birthday - Cheap now, load up.
>m*les - Depends if they are doing 3D Lives. EN ones will just have regular streams, tabun maybe.

>> No.72670093

>>72669957
thanks!

>> No.72670236

>>72669957
Forgot to mention that most of the analysis is a bit outdated kek

>> No.72670471

>>72670236
>>72669957
outdated seiso my beloved!

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last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

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Suityan has started her break so she'll be gone for a while. I'm not sure it'll affect her coin much.

>> No.72679236

>>72678806
I believe she said that new videos will be released on her channel so look out for any bangers.

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Tonight's the night!

>> No.72681561

>>72680315
stage 3 my beloved!

>> No.72681780

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RNfOikz3Is
Pekocoin on watch.

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>> No.72683529

>>72683071
Master hand and crazy hand are the original coexist arc

>> No.72683585

ready for fes!

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Day 2 Stage 3 in ~15 minutes

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>>72684159
ikz!

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>> No.72688918

>>72688255
I posted this.

>> No.72691558

>>72688918
I posted this

>> No.72693268
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72693268

AZKi's anniversary!
Been two years since she officially joined hololive.

>> No.72693323

>>72693268
I'm so glad she did.

>> No.72696609
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72696609

>> No.72698203
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72698203

Goodnight anons

>> No.72699416

>>72698203
good night motherfucker

>> No.72699538

>>72698203
good night mf

>> No.72699620

>>72698203
Oyasuminasai

>> No.72701215
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72701215

Otsufes! Oyasumi!

>> No.72701657
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72701657

Oaysumi, thanks for the movie!

>> No.72703298
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>> No.72703420
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72703420

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkzG6xxEDMQ

>> No.72705351
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>> No.72705574

>>72691558
i posted this!

>> No.72705815

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EowJuA2nT5o
Advent Collab on Shiori's channel is now scheduled.

>> No.72707737

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVrFKDrlggI
Senchou will have a stream soon.
I hope you bought that dip in time.

>> No.72709071
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72709071

>> No.72710004

Hope you guys are getting royalties from this event.

>> No.72710027

hiroshimoot I expect free 4chan gold for the next year

>> No.72710232

oppai

>> No.72710294

tf is going on?

>> No.72710371

https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html

>> No.72710392

>>72710294
April Fool's event is NASFAQ but shittier and with stale memes.

>> No.72710736

we're so back.

>> No.72710906 [DELETED] 

$YTSB
bought at $1
we're so in bros

>> No.72711217

bought at $1, we're so in

>> No.72711320

I was late to every dip as always.

>> No.72711703

Pump autism

>> No.72711813

already made $1000 pumping and dumping tits

>> No.72711992

I bought autism at 83$, buy high sell low

>> No.72712269

I don't remember what I bought for how much.

>> No.72712711

new here. Just a question, is there a point in buying stocks that seems expensive and barely moving?

>> No.72712812

this is like the alternate universe where Nasfaq won vtl6 and this was the result from it.

>> No.72712836

>>72712711
Yes. Just remember to buy high and sell low.

>> No.72712867
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72712867

Congratulations on having your thread become a sitewide feature Nasfaq.

>> No.72712936

>>72712711
If a coin is expensive I will look at what are some things/events that can help move it. If it's one of those that won't move much, then I'd look for another coin to buy into.

>> No.72713238

>>72712867
If only $HONK was here to see this...

>> No.72713300
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72713300

Leave my thread now

>> No.72713433

It's not even April 1st on the west coast yet, what the fuck are you doing mods

>> No.72713460

my money is on lol lmao<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72713547

>>72713460
All in on $LOL

>> No.72714268

I have been buying Ui on premium since October last year

>> No.72714476

>>72714268
sounds like a little insider trading eh?

>> No.72714800

>>72714476
nah I just forgot to turn it off before I went AFK since last year

>> No.72715695

all in on sneed

>> No.72715701

$LOL printed money.

>> No.72715736

>>72715695
so true

>> No.72715893

>>72710392
Newfags want to larp as this general without doing their reps cause the captcha is... well its the captcha.

>> No.72715965

they should set aside a bigger budget for the nigga who coded this thing

>> No.72716247
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72716247

Tourist here, please give me generic advice.

>> No.72716296

>>72716247
Buy $Marine

>> No.72716434

>>72716247
Buy $Lui, invest in hags

>> No.72716491

>>72716247
Buy Marine, don't buy Towa, and Gura is a fucking trap coin baiting hiatusfags trying to cash in on her one stream a month.

>> No.72716531

>>72716247
Koyolabo.

>> No.72716678

>>72716531
what happens if i make a purchase of a single share of koyolabo and just sit on it for eternity

>> No.72716899

>>72716678
The resident Joshu will personally thank you and then use it to buy more $Koyori.

>> No.72717206

Is it possible to catch up with richfags if you start late in this april fools thing or is it like nasfaq in that sense?

>> No.72717471

test

>> No.72717550
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72717550

>>72717206

>> No.72718431

>>72717206
No.

>> No.72718491

>>72717550
>>72718431
aren't burgers asleep right now?

>> No.72718690
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72718690

AIIIIIEEEEE IT KEEPS CRASHING

>> No.72719030
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72719030

I have lost everything bros

>> No.72719152

>>72719030
I just bought Chuck
Thank you for your hard work

>> No.72719206

wheres towa how do i buy towa

>> No.72719341
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72719341

>>72719152
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M FUCKING DEBT FREE IM FUCKING DEBT FREE

>> No.72719415

So they just kinda ripped you guys off didn't they?

>> No.72719466

>>72719415
iunno, this plays out more like the Yubi market thing several years ago

>> No.72719533

BUY YTSB
BUY THE DIP

>> No.72719572

>>72719533
>he fell for the Yotsuba meme

>> No.72719740

>>72719533
Surely

>> No.72719837

>>72719572(me)
>I fell for it to
>I'm no longer poor
Thank you anon

>> No.72719890

>>72719837
nta but trust in the process anon

>> No.72719952

Hm?

>> No.72719987

Fuck you all

>> No.72719991

>>72719952
Does it have to be all caps

>> No.72720038

Waiting to moon.

>> No.72720082

>>72720038
trust. each dip is an opportunity for better margins

>> No.72720151
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72720151

Oh my fucking god I just lost it all

>> No.72720402
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72720402

>>72720151
>he got too greedy

>> No.72720475

NASFAQ HELP ME! I need to know how to make big bux at the YSE

>> No.72720496

hehe

>> No.72720499

>>72720475
buy sneedcoins

>> No.72720575

>>72720475
buying > selling

>> No.72720593
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72720593

bear market doko?

>> No.72720655
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YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>> No.72720722

None of you bought Janny stocks right?

>> No.72720730

>>72720475
Follow your heart

>> No.72720780

>>72720730
follow your BOOB

>> No.72720888

>>72720730
I put all my money in Gachi. I bought the dip. It keeps crashing

>> No.72720931

Pathetic, all I see is POORFAGS here, and you call yourselves the stocks general.

>> No.72720933

Boobs go flat? Its okay I like em flat too.
Boobs inflate? Big boobs me likey.

>> No.72720956

I wonder how they will solve inflation in this April Fools game.

>> No.72720958

>>72720575
How much you need for Mogul

>> No.72720992

>>72720722
nah, shits a spook

>> No.72720996

>>72720958 (me)
Ah, apparently it's $5M, just got it

>> No.72721045

Someone help

>> No.72721171

>>72721045
>gachi
its over for you

>> No.72721229

Wonder when the next tier is

>> No.72721295

>>72720931
Most users are going to be asleep, and by the time adjustments happen and they wake up, we'll already be 9 hours deep into the event.

>> No.72721338

Market correction when

>> No.72721365
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72721365

hiroshimoot you twat I want MPP this is useless I can't remember what I spent

>> No.72721443

Is this what NASFAQ is legit like?
Stocks are stressful

>> No.72721498

Sad to see hiromoot casually mogging you Nasfaq bros...

>> No.72721501
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72721501

oh my god I never learn. Good night everybody. Such fucking bullshit dude fuck my life

>> No.72721558

>>72721443
No, it's far slower and way more boring nowadays.

>> No.72721609
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72721609

I am such a fucking idiot. I am so fucking retarded. Good night everyone have a nice day fuck my life man

>> No.72721648
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72721648

>>72720722
>$gachi
>>72720730
>$GACHI
that's not the options field, lmao

>> No.72721781

>$CHUCK @ $2
let's fucking go

>> No.72721791
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72721791

STOP IT
STOP FUCKING DUMPING IT

>> No.72721806

this is so fun

>> No.72721845
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.72721866
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72721866

>>72721791
>>72721845
amateurs

>> No.72721893
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WTFFFFFFFFF

>> No.72721947
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>> No.72721983
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72721983

>5380 Chuck that I got at $2 a share
>Now worth $40 a share
Amateurs. You think you can play at the big boy tables?

>> No.72721998
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72721998

>>72721947
lets fucking gooooo

>> No.72722034

>tfw didn't have time to put all my money but only half into $CHUCK at 2

>> No.72722039

I just dumped all my Chuck after the bounce and I have 150k what do I buy

>> No.72722096

>>72722039
I'm just going to keep pumping and dumping $CHUCK to see what other names they programmed

>> No.72722114

So what you guys focusing on<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72722125
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72722125

>it went up to $62

>> No.72722156

time to buy some desu senpai desu desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72722158

>sold 5k chuck at $2
>now it's $62
FUCKING BULL FUCKING SHIT

>> No.72722184

Feels good to be rich<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72722205

>>72722114
it might go down next adjustment

>> No.72722210

>>72722158
>>sold 5k chuck at $2
you are retarded that was when you should've bought

>> No.72722239

AND JUST LIKE THAT, $JANNY IS NEVER EVER GOING DOWN BELOW 500 AGAIN

>> No.72722277

>>72722158
>he sold

>> No.72722333

nice return desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72722496
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72722496

surely I won't regret this decision

>> No.72722568
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72722568

OH MY GOD LAST ONE AND THEN I'M OUT I SWEAR TO GOD

>> No.72722752
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72722752

well, now what?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72722781

>>72722752
buy the frog

>> No.72722823

>>72722781
for you

>> No.72722890

Got stuck on the shitter. Missed the chance of a lifetime on Chuck

>> No.72722967
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>>72722890
welcome home desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72722996
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72722996

wow the stock prices are already inflating.

>> No.72723008

not like this

>> No.72723142

>>72722967
DAMN YOU FAUNA YOU BITCH!

>> No.72723163

>already massive inflation
aaand there it is, gone the way of NASFAQ<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72723196
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I am going to regret one of these decisions desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72723205
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72723205

I was wondering why the clown coin is highly valued and then I realized they have color texts

>> No.72723287

>>72723196
I did not regret any of them<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72723329

>>72723163
janny needs to crash the bubbles and delete their assets

>> No.72723411

>>72723205
I don't think it's actually tied to how people buy and sell.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72723452

>>72723411
/a/ is having a campaign right now to pump Yotsuba and boobcoins

>> No.72723458

>>72723205
lol, buying 10 of it now

>> No.72723585

hiromoot you fuck I turned off my adblock for this, where's my >mpp

>> No.72723631

well, I'm bored now

>> No.72723645

Man chuck still sucks

>> No.72723716

Still buying chuck

>> No.72723734

Yes, I have invested in every stock except $RDDT, how could you tell?

>> No.72723754
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nothing worth buying this cycle<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72723823
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72723823

janny I know you are here. Please crash all coins please I've been prepping to liquidate some of my assets tyvm

>> No.72723829

>>72723754
>he didn't buy $CHUCK at $2

>> No.72723866

>>72723829
how do you think I got to $150k? chuck

>> No.72723945

kek, the biz sticky is mildly amusing. like early nasfaqg...

>> No.72723982
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72723982

Going to pay off at some point

>> No.72724001

BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.72724029
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72724029

>>72716247
Buy Aki, she's a promising coin that will incline anytime soon now! But people have started buying her when she's at 14K so I'm getting a bit worried... Before, they only used to do that when she was below 10K!

>> No.72724097
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72724097

>bought 3k chuck @ $29
>sold at $75
chuck is literally the brapcoin of yse, lmao<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72724159
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72724159

hey I recognize this pattern

>> No.72724241

>You can only make an order every ten seconds.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

>> No.72724337

>>72724241
They should at least let me schedule it, I'm tired of staring at the page counting down

>> No.72724382

>>72724241
That's what gives the high value stocks value.

>> No.72724395

>SICP gives you monospaced posts

>> No.72724437

>>72724395
how do you guys find out what coins have speshul features in them?

>> No.72724451

>>72724437
Just try them out.

>> No.72724596

>>72724437
Check other threads or try yourself

>> No.72724700

>Alright, lets give this a go
>Already lost 300
>Even pulled out because I'm scared it goes down even harder
Its over for me.

>> No.72724909

>>72724700
RIP

>> No.72724919

>>72724700
RIP. should've just played the chuck market

>> No.72725008 [DELETED] 
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72725008

>10 of everything
>got "Rich"

>> No.72725049
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72725049

>10 of everything
>got "Rich"

>> No.72725088

CHUCK AT 5BUX GO GO GO!!!

>> No.72725244

>$CHUCK ia forever BUY phase
kek

>> No.72725290

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS ALL THE OLD NASFAQ BOTNIGGERS THEY'D HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN A GOOGLE SHEET TO SMASH THE SITE TO BITS ON COOLDOWN BUYING CHUCK

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72725346

>>72725008
>[Deleted]

>> No.72725380
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72725380

rate my 'folio

>> No.72725418
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72725418

>>72725380
Not bad

>> No.72725455

>>72724919
Well that worked. We are now at 7k.

>> No.72725672
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72725672

>come back after 2 days
>there is additional fun minigae
>go all in chuck
>within 3 minutes jumped from $1000 to $3400

This is going to be interesting
I didn't realized market updates faster than once an hour, it went down to $1200, kek

>> No.72725834

>$CHAD@56
>click buy

>> No.72726092
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72726092

chuck made me rich

>> No.72726179

Decimal points do nothing, they round down

>> No.72726266

>>72726092
>18? Lets wait a bit before going all in
>New all time high
JUST

>> No.72726313

SIR DO NOT REDEEM

>> No.72726338
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72726338

>> No.72726427

>>72726266
>>new all time high
A what?

>> No.72726489

so far how does this hold up compared to the previous april fools activities?

>> No.72726507

I missed the Chuck buy-in. Time to go all-in in Anime. There will be no survivors.

>> No.72726521

>>72726507
>imfuckingplying
anime is about to go to $3

>> No.72726550
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72726550

>>72726521
good, I'll get a head start buying at $13 and keep buying until it hits $1
>>72726489
/qb/ was still the best one in recent memory

>> No.72726625

is there anything after magnate or did I win?

>> No.72726674

>>72726625
Mogul at 5 million

>> No.72726695
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72726695

>bought at 160
>>>Buy on ROPE pending.

>> No.72726729
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72726729

>>72726695

>> No.72726856

>>72726489
Pretty good so far. I still have no idea how to activate coloured texts and reddit updoots

>> No.72726907

>>72726856
Dumb dumb

>> No.72726908
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72726908

Thank you anime for crashing.

>> No.72726949

>>72726856
kek

>> No.72727023

Out with the chads, in with the anime!

>> No.72727520

Anime on hard times...

>> No.72727596
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72727596

>>72726695
I am so back

>> No.72727733
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72727733

ANIME status ?

>> No.72727811

>>72727733
Everyone is holding

>> No.72727857

$ANIME is the new $CHUCK

>> No.72728534
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72728534

Any title at 100m?

>> No.72728974

>>72728534
S-sugoi... I haven't broken 100K yet!

>> No.72729283
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72729283

what the FUCK happened while i was asleep

>> No.72729361
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>>72729283
Happy 1st of April!

>> No.72730074

Life!

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BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

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>Bought Anime at 22
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