/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Meru Love!

I miss my boyfriend.

>Ami Neopets
https://youtu.be/y4fMP_n-LtY
>Ember ASMR
https://youtu.be/HZBNpQZZNsk
>Saya Shinkansen 8
https://youtu.be/WffHbSFbLio

Baby making sex with my girlfriend! Pumping her cute womb full of cum!

How do I make myself smell good so Ember will want to sniff me?

>>72534885
Make yourself smell like food or candy. Women love that shit.
I bought a beard cream that is supposed to be "whiskey" but the girls just tell me it smells like a cinnabun. And they love it.

Ami is live and playing Neopets games!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4fMP_n-LtY

Omelette du fromage...

[Good news]
Ami is eating

>"It's too hot, I gotta wait to eat it"
>Shoves the pizza into her mouth not even ten seconds later
Oh Ami

[Bread news]
Her dentist changed his mind, they're taking out ALL her wisdom teeth! Please pray for Nini Yuuna.

I had an awful day, couldn't stop thinking how Mio is feeling right now

>Ancient Greek militarized yaoi

>>72535609
She'll consider killing herself over this but it's actually much easier to get them all out at once than one at a time. This is good news and she'll refuse to take it as such.

>>72535609
brebd...

Midsemi Midlock

Chilla's Art really has a special talent for making the most mind-numbingly boring games imaginable

Hi, I hope you're having a good Friday today. I love my cute, Neopets-obsessed spidormama and having my innards completely destructed by her strong knuckles. I'm Ami's punching bag

I want to participate in nightly jousting competitions with Ember. If you know what I mean.

>>72536205
not really picking up what you are putting down anon. gunna need a diagram

>Ami playing Neopets
>Ember starts talking about Neopets
THEY ARE

>>72536293
i'm pretty sure he means he wants to do frottage with ember

>>72534714
How many more companies can tsunderia colonize

>>72536013
I think the neopets games have more to them than the chilia arts games

EMBER AMANE IS A THIEVING CRIMINAL WHO STOLE NEOPETS CARDS

>Where's Tonya?

>>72536567

>>72536418
Pixellink next. The rrat that Maria is in gen 2 is alive again.

time to cow

Muyu room review
https://youtu.be/MmDSK2m4MMI

>>72536596
This is word for word the hex Bread chants when she finds a new target

I'm on Saya's stream

>>72536765
Zero survival instincts dragon... so kidnappable

>>72536418
It's probably closer to an infestation than anything else.

Ember's real close...

wose...

I have decided that I don't like Saya's timeslot change very much

what was ami trying to do here?

>Nnngghh...
>NNNNGGHHH...
>No! My meat!
Futami...

real overlap hours

Not to alarm you or anything but there might be a fembucko AMONG US

>Saya too dumb to be jumpscared
Kino

>>72537344
no one has ever proven there was a bucko without a penis anon

>>72537344
I wonder who

>>72534714
Is this a gen fourn't?

>>72537344
Big if true

>>72537546
no she upgraded to gen 3

Mini Moos, prepare for judgement

this is a rare ami

Ember seems like the kind of girl to do wood soup ASMR and then eat the soup afterwards

>>72537501

>>72537720
La chimera...

>YOU BITCH!

>Pirate ASMR? I'm writing that down right now!

>Emburger, Emburger, Emburger...

ayggs

>Hey, they're half naked! And they have boobies!
>Do you even like me?

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

uuuuuu.....

>>72535726
Dude I took two out and it was fucking brutal, all four at once would have killed me for sure

>>72538857
I got all four out at 16 and I didn't even need the painkillers they gave me. It was just mild discomfort until the bleeding stopped then I slept it off.
Wild to hear how different people's experiences are with this. Maybe because I got them yoink'd before they moved into bad positions.

Ami is urinating right now

[Muyu's advice]
Hug your plushies at least once a month to make them feel loved or else

BWEH (BWEH)

>Hey, wait a minute!
>What's that on the plate?

Mini Moo dew...

It's finally over

[Saya news]
She might not be able to stream tomorrow so she'll probably stream Sunday instead

Imagine Ami on a whole chot week...

Poor Ami. Kids that watch react content aren't going to know brown bricks in minecraft.

>>72539795
They wouldn't get it...

>>72539234
????
How did he get a picture of me?

>Yeah, I love cum farters!
What did she mean by this?

>>72539579
I'd go to hell for sure given 30 minutes with the Sayanugget

>If you're more of a dork than me, you're hopeless

Muyu HATES boobs

>>72539795
Does anyone have the clip they're talking about?

Mini Moos exposing Muyu to such vile things as breasts...

>>72540109
idk who made the clip but some anon found the timestamp when it happened >>71688724

>Bratty child Muyu messing up your room and destroying your boob chair
CORRECTION NEEDED

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new GREAT Purple Smoke speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Be happy if you have to. That is my advice. Keep smiling, yeah, just keep smiling. Just throw away your pride and keep on smiling.
Thank you for your attention.

>>72540445
Only flatties allowed

>>72540614

>>72540614

>Madame Piggy

Where's the Orla pet?

>>72540759
your kingdom is built on a flat field of LIES

How many Mini Moos are from Poland?

>>72540984
Jelly's gigantic jelly's...

this rich fancy mini-moo...

IT HAS BEEN

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1773728979846881739

FUCK YOU TATSUMI
god I hope the wose gets out of this shithole

>>72541189
Soon.

Genshin HATE

[Non-news]
Muyu is hungry

>beehive mouse
KILL IT

>>72541189
I wonder what they cut

Wait a second.

>>72541499
presumably something with her drama genmate

>>72541499
Selen

>>72541499
Petra got the same treatment, I bet they had a part for the whole gen and decided to cut out all of the stuff with selen in it and that includes rosemi's part

>>72541570
A real OG

>>72541491
>Not keeping live bees inside your mouse at all times

>>72541570
>the other monitor has her old end screen
based OG ojii

winning ami's heart by giving her neopets stuff

>It's a fairy Bucko!
Isn't that just a regular Bucko?

begrudging respect for neopet playing bucko

>>72541819
Say that to me at the buffet table and not over the internet punko see what happens

Muyu is full of BWEH today

I should play neopets.

>>72541799
evil genius

[muyu news]
ANOMALOCARIS

(WAKE ME UP)
WAK ME UP INSIDE

>>72541930
You missed the window of opportunity unless you're specifically looking to get groomed by nostalgic hags

>>72541499
If they are using the same stuff prepped for last year, then it's probably any performance with graduated members including group stuff.

Give me the news /tsunX/

>Anomalocaris is not a freak!
>You don't understand...

The rest of us Buckos watching ourselves lose the race to Ami’s heart live. I kneel but I seethe.

>>72542049
>unless you're specifically looking to get groomed by nostalgic hags
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN THINK WE ARE, ANON

Keep calm and love Purin.

>>72542106
[catastrophic news] Ami has been swept off her feet by a Neopet Nigga, and as such I will be taking my life tonight

>Wedding Ami eating cake
Cute...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>72542049
there's nothing that I wish more than to be groomed by nostalgic hags

>>72542106
[Sad news]
Haewon died...
[Good news]
Ghost blowjob! Woowoo woo woo woo!

>Muyu has never seen a closet before because they don't have them in [REDACTED]

wait
surely dizzy would be into neopets too, right? she can't not be the type of womangirl who'd like neopets. does she know it has the emulator?

>>72536418
Hell would probably freeze over before a Tsunderia talent gets into Cover.

>>72542144
they had the grace to not out themselves, so Ami’s affection is directed to the entire bucko hivemind

>>72542736
Bae and her usual collabs with Mio is the closest thing we have. And even if Cover offered to take her in keeping her identity I doubt she'd take it

>>72542736
weird statement to make even though i agree 100% since it's hard to imagine any of them even wanting to apply. i don't think most holos had super duper impressive resumes before getting in.

rude mini-moo...

I'm glad I didn't submit my room, it would have been way too plain...

>>72543046
Meanie moo!

Mini Moos your opsec SUCKS

>self-doxx
minimoos...

In a shocking reversal, we now witness a SEA vtuber doxxing her viewers

>haha oopsie you can see my face
>haha oopsie you can see my full name
Not quick to judge usually, but you can't tell me this is not intentional for attention

>>72543038
>>72543042
I don’t mean that in a negative way, but with how slow Cover is at debuting gens and how its not always clear what they look for in talents, that’s one reason why it’d put an end to Tsunderia’s hope of vtubing conquest.

/tsunX/ anon room

>Ember daki hung on closet door
>toilet paper for quick access
This one understands.

>>72543861
Oh the purple daki was Ami after all, I knew it.

[Muyu news]
Ami has big boobs

>>72543797
>>72543845
>>72543861
>>72544064
>Ami plushie and standee
>Ember, Yuuna and Ami dakis
>Full set of Gen 0 + 2 standees
>Full set of TsunDream standees
>Full set of TsunPhase standees
TsunGOD... I kneel

>>72542035
Is that a spore plushie?

>censored a GTA map
cowie...

>Sees a map in one of the room photos
>Goes to censor it
>It's a GTA map

How's the Haewon in Kawaii doing?

Da wose is playing Rainbow 6 Siege
https://youtu.be/WC8K9aomi9o

>>72544424
MY KNEES ARE BREAKING

>Do you sleep with someone? Do you have a girlfriend?
>Does your girlfriend know you have a daughter?

>>72545507
Do you think he likes Ultrakill?

>>72545640
Nah

>>72545683
Shit, could've fooled me.

>>72544064
Power levels off the charts, I kneel

Sleepy cowie...

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS MUYU

Which way, /tsunX/ man?

>>72537016
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

>>72546448

>>72546713
She got it after shaking a nerd for his coins
https://files.catbox.moe/9w9scg.jpg

>Sleepy's doing a Famitracker stream
Neat
https://youtu.be/qLBF2u0TW9k

>>72546448
Hunt and gather so my spidermom can sample all the prehistoric animals

>>72547293
God I want her to beat me up and then sit on me

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME AND DIZZY MATING AT THE AQUARIUM
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1773844245884887119

>>72547460
The pixel model is really neat

>I HATE THIS! :D

Mio changed the time of the stream, it's one hour earlier

Mio Love

>>72549926
>15 minute delay
I don't have it in me to say the line today...

The green whore is going to sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtZS9f-Kpg8

>>72534714
This walking calamity of a woman has no right being so sex

Mio is late because she is masturbating

the love of my life is here!

>>72551456
>is going to sing
IN 47 HOURS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqd7ny4H2lI

Is she really not gonna address the account shit?

>>72553664
She doesn't need to.

>her cheek still hasn't healed

>>72553664
It's better if she doesn't, let her have fun and forget about everything that's been going on

>>72553479
Good shit

https://twitter.com/Alias_Anono/status/1773880674086477953
WHORE SOUND POST

I THINK REMAKE LEON SUCKS

Waiting for the inevitable Careless Whisper jumpscare

>>72554749
She's really gonna show off her range here

>>72554895
I agree

I hope her mood improves

ami tricked me again

>>72554749
She found her true calling as a genuine schizophrenic... I'm so proud...

>>72554749
If she's using her ugly bastard voice for one of the ghost orbs, will it just become the new version of Hatewon?

>>72555843
And she's not the crazy one of the gen

>>72554895
>>72555575
[Good news]
Remake Leon is dead!

Mio's bum

The whole village running a train on Mio...

>>72554895
I thought it was alright but re-playing the original reminded me of his sass, peak goofy shit

Mio is fighting the four evil residents...

>>72534714
wait which one is she

Mio is now fighting the evil resident in her home...

I can't tell if she sounds low on energy because she woke up early or because of everything

>>72556851
Both

>>72556596
The smart one

I cant believe Mio got beat up by a fucking cow

that "oh right there" was so sexual

Reminder your spidermom wants you to think sexual thoughts about her all the time but especially late at night

>>72559640
And yet buckos think sexual thoughts of their spiderbrothers instead

Wait, I just realized something, I didn't save all of Mio's doobles before she deleted the alt!
FUCK

I missed the start. Did Mio say why she deleted everything

>>72562911
No, but it's almost certainly because of that doxxfaggot who has been responding to her tweets.

>>72562911
no but she's more than likely just laying low for a while until things calm down, they'll be up again after a few days

Got beepy seeya

>>72536596
I really like this expression Ami has, bros...

>>72551456
Did they actually get Taku Takahashi to produce for them? Goddamn that's a huge pull.

I love Mio, I need to cure her menhera with daily dicking!

For fuck's sake I hope she didn't interpret people saying 6 hours was a good amount for weekdays streams as people not wanting her to stream longer ever again

>"i suck at aiming"
>the game:"You have 81% accurancy, you are pretty good"

>>72565153
It's the Asian mindset, she'll only accept 90% or more

>>72565153
Yeah Mio is unironically better at games than other vtubers I watched. She will never believe the praising tho.

>>72565470
Mio is unironically the only vtuber I've ever watched who actually does her research before playing games, like how she did for P3R, DD1, MGS1, BOTW...
Most vtubers just never bother to learn how to play the games

>Mio not gushing about Leon
Thank fucking god. Every other vtuber I watched playing RE2 or RE4 wouldnt stfu about how hot he is. Some of these girls are legit worse than males when it comes to fictional characters in games.

Surely she won't blame herself for this...

>>72566233
She said she understands why he has a lot of porn
Besides, she's not exactly in the mood

[Good News]
Mio will eat

M E R U
E
R
U

I want to milk Mio's Skene's glands with my tongue.

>>72567009
catbox?

>>72567044
https://files.catbox.moe/a3fl5h.jpg

Thanks to all of this shit we'll miss on improved R17.9 audio
Cool, very cool

>>72567697
Should've let Spain keep the Philippines so they only speak their island garble and Spanish

I want to kill a nigger

I don't know what she's talking about, I'm so confused, can someone who isn't dense explain?

>>72567989
No idea. I assume whoever that comment was directed towards would understand.

there goes the vod

I've been stuck driving and just listening for the last 3 hours, what the FUCK is happening with my wife

>>72567989
If its not about all the doxxing stuff then I got no clue. Honestly something new happens all the time its hard to keep track.

>>72567989
It's because of the doxx stuff. Honestly there has to be a way to doxx that fucking maggot.

>>72568575
please just stop, she doesn't want anyone getting involved anymore

I fell so bad

doxschizo i kneel, you've made mio suffer and beerpals seethe more than i ever could've hoped for

I spend way too much time and money on Miori to never know what the fuck she's upset about all the time

>retards like Blossom cracking jokes in chat
He needs to get banned already.

if only i was a little bit smarter and not lazy i could help mio

I mean the first thing that comes to mind is a bf, but the way she is talking about it I cant be sure. Thats literally the only thing that would bother me about her tho.

>>72568801
The schizo is spreading rumors she has a bf and fucks her fans, which are obviously untrue because Mio wouldn't be able to live with the guilt or keep it secret

>>72568575
We know already the name of the faggot and she also knows, can't do much shit but eventually the brownoid is gonna fuck off

>>72568877
>>72568861
you guys way overestimate how good at keeping secrets Mio is.

>>72568908
>overestimate
I just said she can't keep secrets

>>72568908
Reading comprehension

4d>>72568908
Stupid fucking nigger

I didn't think she would address all that today

>>72568877
Real name or online handle?

In case you dense fucks haven't noticed she meant to say you shouldn't witch hunt even if he deserves it

>>72569250
Online.
Nigger joined mio discord too, a fucking grey too

>>72569318
I still want to kill niggers

If you don't have facial hair you are not a man, beerpals

>>72569623
im so in bro

>>72566233
Leon was the original Ryan Gosling for me

She sounds better now that she got it off her chest. I'm glad.

>>72569219
Better that she vented it out, unironically hope yuuna or rat were lurking too so they can talk to her because she needs to vent it out and not isolate herself.

stop reading the thread mio

How can I create a new universe where nothing bad ever happens to this girl?

Mio...

>>72570016
for real

Can blossom shut the fuck up?

I can't even bring myself to hornypost about her changing...

>>72570206
you expect too much from a SEA faggot

what the subhuman wants most of all is for people to hate mio and abandon her. it pulls the "beerpals should get their own general" card too, i guarantee it. it isn't as smart as a human, and it isn't capable of empathy like a human. it doesn't understand that its actions will only make humans feel more sympathy for mio (not anger), because it does not know what sympathy is.
mio probably isn't saying to drop it because she's so dumb she thinks she deserves it. so i don't think there's any legit reason to disrespect her wishes. i mean, if someone figures out its real name and where they work, i don't think anyone would complain about that going public. but otherwise the smart play is the same as always; do everything you can to let her know that your feelings towards her aren't fickle.

Mio thats cool but yuuna will abduct you anyways because she is a resl friend for you.
Talk with her.

https://twitter.com/HaewonTheHeart/status/1773934811578597633
haewon twitter space btw

>>72570016
Impossible. She creates most of her bad things

Good night Dizzy! Have some nice aquarium dreams

The self harming diet is the only thing i can anti het for.

>>72569842
>unironically hope yuuna or rat were lurking
You got what you wanted

I wouldn't say she's feeling better but at least she said what she wanted to say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejd_3gHCJXU
phoebe has also been live

>>72570273
The actual beerpals in this thread just hornypost and overtly concernfag. That thing is the only one putting blatantly negative things about her in this thread. Lucky for us, the insect isn't capable of critical thought so he sticks out like a sore thumb

>>72569842
>>72570294
do you people even watch Mio?
she hates that

I always believed in Meru, and I will always believe in Mio. Simple as.

>>72570824
Who saw mio?

>>72571006
Yuuna showed up at the end

Getting it off your chest is better. Honestly it made me curious about what got doxxed but it doesnt seem like anything that would make me lose trust in her so I dont care. Nothing much she can do about info that is already out there so I will just hope it doesnt force her to change her address.

>>72570939
She isn't going to turn them down if they see, she isn't going ti start the conversation
It's not the same

>>72571061
An old photo and baseless rumors around it

this will be mio one day. trust

>>72570958
Based postmate. I miss Meru too

>>72570547
i would say this was intentional but i know perfectly well that it was not.

>>72570958
unquestioning trust in Mio

It's funny that Mio is afraid of beerpals leaving her or stopping loving her because that's exactly my same fears with her, I'm terrified she might leave me (graduate) or that she'll stop loving me (stop doing GFE)
I guess it is true that like streamer like viewer

>>72571360
I had 2o shis before mio
>one got doxxed and joined the marines
> the second just disappeared
Mio has proven she won't just up and leave. Thought I might lose her line the other 2 but she's actually built different and is staying strong for us.
>Tldr Mio love

Mio Love!

I don't suppose anyone was archiving? I had to sleep and planned to catch the vod, but...

>>72573082
It'll be back up

yuuna....................................................

I found a note on an old folder with lots of personal timestamps I had saved from some Mio streams but I can't for the life of me remember what streams the timestamps are from

>>72574496
a text file? does it not have a date last saved?

>>72574543
yeah it does, I tried looking for a stream from that date but there were no streams that day
no idea what the fuck I was thinking

/tsunx/ what do you do when your mom is really high and can't take care of you?

>>72575538
Tonya.........

robowife is playing path of exile again (new league just started)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKJaI47KH6s

Tomo showed up to Aoi's last stream. Unity appreciated.

there's something really sad about Amiya tweets

>>72574496
>>72574641
Fuck, I probably have this too

>>72537406
Keep telling (You)rself that, bucko

>>72539062
Likewise, I had two other teeth out too
Wore an ice pack pretty much 24/7 for like a week but still

>>72541189
tazumi*?

>>72573906
To Architect The Architect... who knew it would be this easy...

>>72542584
>literal LARPer

>>72575538
IT'S TIME TO WOMAN UP TONYA, TREAT YOUR MOTHER RIGHT just don't destroy another cast iron pan please

>>72570858
>phoebe
phoneposter detected

meru love trying to stay awake until next bake was a mistake

>>72579294
I'll bake, go eep

>>72580006
>>72580006
>>72580006

mio hate

Mio Love!

mio loves me! too much sometimes

Breed Mio!

Muyu sex!

Having sexual intercourse with my girlfriend for the sole purpose of procreation!

Impregnating Mio by force!

Taking Mio and our kids to go see seals!

Pushing my above average dick down Mio's throat!