/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

Gurass

>>72482513
SNIFFFFF

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

There's been too many threads and not enough tummy noises today.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Day 40! Give it up for day 40!

>>72482813
I love my aggressive wife...

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>squeeze dino gura's tummy
>it makes real gura tummy noises

>>72482951
rubrubrubrubrub

If Gura don't want to want to want to WATOTOTOTOTOTOTOT

>>72482620
samen

Baguraette honhonhon

Which headphone amp/dac should i get? Is Schiit still the goto?

>>72482876
Gura's BPD...

I can't tell you how or why I know this but she really tried fighting the burnout for the chumbuds but to no avail. She feels bad for leaving you in the dark so many times and wanted to cancel all of her merch but management wants to keep milking her fans which makes it worse. She's done with Vtubing and is gonna let her contract expire some months after her birthday. She's making another live with Kanauru as her last present for us before she graduates.

>>72485210
retard

>>72485210
They are not going to let her graduate. Trust me They will give her the money to stay. Plus not word for word but someone posted something along the lines of this last year saying the something around the same time. Nice try.

>>72484965
i love booba

>>72485210
Wow, 2 years in a role posting this.

>>72482620
samen

>>72485500
Until money stops being a motivator to stay.

>>72486758
As of right now that is not the case. Trust me with the cost of living going up this year and the next few she will stay where she is if she was smart. Right now she is making money no matter what so she is 100% guaranteed a paycheck. If she left she would one day soon a year at most 2 if she is lucky would not have the money to fly to other places and would have problems buying food trust me she is fine. She needs to work on getting a lot of money and having help investing in assets so she will not have to worry about money the rest of her life. Remember no one is promised tomorrow and she may not have people to help her if something comes up money-wise. Gura is a smart girl she will stay for now.

Can the real Gawr Gura please stand up

>>72487615
Fucking GREAT, make a 200ms loop into a 35s vidya and waste 704 KB of my hard earned bandwidth, idiot

>>72487709

ANOTHER 882 KB WASTEEEEEEEEEEED

>>72487834

>>72487445
If it's about monetary security, then that's all the more reason she should stream and keep in touch with her fans. If anything she's hurting her future by abandoning her fans constantly.

>>72487709

All schizos and no Gura make chumbaby a dull boy.

I think Gura is laughing at all of us

All merch and no stream make chumbabooey a dull boy.

>>72488937

>>72488855
I think Gura is schlicking off to fembuds

Why does it take 1038303 freaking hours to update ACL:s on a TrueNAS share?==!=!=!!=!=!=!!!"=!"!"==#!"#!"=#)!€)#!")€#)€%#€)%&#

>>72487903
all the more reason as to why you did not know anything about the situation to start with.
>>72489122
Wish I knew what this was.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>72489503
No

Are you a cherd or a nad?

Yanking on a fembud's tongue and spitting in her mouth while I choke and fuck her with ringfit stream playing in the background. You know you want it. Hit me up.

Chumbies, I think there's something wrong with my Gura.

>>72491046

>>72491046
what did you do?

>>72491046
What did you feed her?

>>72491620
>>72491794
I fed my Gura after midnight...

>>72491946
oh no...

>>72487445
>Once again, the ban evading pajeet ESL with his same typing style doesn't understand how finances work.
Once you have a large enough amount of money saved, you don't need to work to make more unless you're trying to increase your standard of living even further.
Gura has millions of dollars and she and her family aren't stupid. They are guaranteed to have that money tied up in investment funds and portfolios. She doesn't need to make a single additional dollar from Cover or her fans ever again and she'd receive a stable annual income larger than 99% of people while doing absolutely nothing.
Even with just $2 million, she is easily making $200k a year on investments/interest alone. She never has to work again. You're a fucking retard if you think she's scared about house prices when she could easily afford $10k a month towards a mortgage which would get her a house larger than any building on your tiny mudhut island.
Gura will probably stay in hololive because she wants the ability to make even more money with things like sponsorships and brand deals, as well as the regular passive income she gets from memberships doing literally nothing.
She will not stay because she is "worried about the cost of living going up". As if the cost of living for normal people would affect her in any way at all.

You keep saying "trust me" as if you knew anything at all about any given subject you ramble about. You don't. You don't even own a house or know how a mortgage works. You don't even live in a developed country or understand anything about economics or financing. So why the fuck should anyone "trust you", you fucking retard?

Why did you even reply?

Because I'm sick of him and have nothing else to do.

my back hurts from gooming too much.

>>72493209
Get some hobbies, dumbud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiVYYbZSnFw

>>72493300
I love this gif

Gura is such a dumb tiny anxious little womanchild...
God I need to marry her...

She's the love of my life!

posting from bed is comfy but I miss my images

>>72493832
take a photo of your cunny and post it.

>>72493144
Look very carefully at the posting style/sentence structure, how he's still implying that she's motivated by money, and ask yourself who he is and why he was replying.

>>72494358
I didn't even read his post desu.

>>72494414
Fair.

What kind of shrimp are you?
I'm a pistol shrimp. For some reason my right arm is way bigger than my left.

>>72495067
Next to cherry shrimp, my favorite variant is the dino shrimp

>>72495067
You're goomin' too often.

>>72495067
i'm a yabby

So the only reason we even saw Gura in Japan at all is because of Kiara. It seems like there was going to be an official myth off-collab organized by staff, but it was canceled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc7Jkiymoos

>>72495864
I don't know if I trust kiara anymore after all the other stuff that happened

>>72493073
say all that with the possibility of it being the real gura.

>>72496242
Oyasame

>>72495067
I guess I am too for the same reason, well my right hand is stronger, not bigger because I use it more when I do manual labor.

>>72496242
sleep tight buddy

>>72496289 (me)
I meant arm not hand

It's over isn't it..

>>72495864
i don't like her, but i respect her. glad she's around. Gura needs a shove from time to time, which is not a bad thing, she's a lot like me, but she does shine when she is pushed, so...

>>72495979
what stuff? as long as she keeps men's dicks out of her vagoo, she's fine.

don't forget all the we are so back posting back in february.

>>72496384
My goom session? Yes. Owari da. Broke my record too, 7 times in 24 hours.

>>72496519
we are back, lol. patientchads never left. and we never will.

>>72496242
sharkdreams

>>72496519
>>72496621
Stop replying to yourself.

>>72496759
ogey

>>72496519
I never posted it cause my brain recognizes patterns.

>>72496757
eyes wide apart, and built for sex.

So which of you fags is gonna buy me that backpack? I need it.

>>72496799
A likely story, me. Stop doing this to yourself.

I am successfully demoralized again you can stop now

>>72493512
He stole it from me.

I want to sexually bully and ryona this tiny slut T u T

just adding another for more confusion

>>72496895
They would not help and buy me the watch so why would they help you? I just wish I could show my love to Gura and get to buy her merch.

her slit is tiny

>>72496967
There is no confusion. You're me. Everyone is me. Except oyasame, that's not me, he went to bed.

Merch pisses me off now

>>72497083
I'm down for some dino merch

>>72496989
though i'm not against expensive merch, i say go gura, get your bag. especially if the merch is good quality. i just can't afford it right now is all, not after fes and buying clothes for my fembud. i would have got it if it was $80 i think. hope oil baron chumbuds enjoy it at least.

>>72496902

>>72496942

>>72497005
ToT

>>72497110
My problem is after I paid bills I can not buy it now. My other problem My internet is being cut off next month because they are asking me for $600 I don't have and they can not tell me where the charges come from so looks like I will be without Gura for a while.

>>72497278
On a good note, I do have my Dino Gura to spend time with.

>>72496384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwx24H8mlCs
Thank you for giving me an excuse to post this
The answer to your question is no, the ride never ends

>>72497233
which coin would fit in her coinslot?

>>72497278
i'd riot if my net was threatened. spose you can hotspot of your phone, and at least not miss any gobbo streams.

>>72497353
Once I'm done with her, an entire gumball machine's worth of quarters

>>72497278
>looks like I will be without Gura for a while
You're not alone with that, at least.

>>72497421
I did not think of that so yes I can do that much. Its going to take me 4 to 5 months to get it cut back on.

What would you do if you were fucking Gura for the first time, and broke her hymen, and there's blood everywhere, and she's actually crying from the pain...

>>72497561
I would not do it to start with so its not like I would have the problem. I would never hurt my Gura shark wife daughter

>>72497619
So anal only I guess... That won't hurt her, she practiced with maracas. Shika Shika.

>>72497561
google says:
If it is hurting or bleeding, it is better to abstain from sex for few days or till the pain subsides. Secondly, it is better to indulge in sex only after the wound heals which might take few days or even a month. If the wound is mild, it might take 3-4 days time for it to heal.

>>72497561
lick her clean

>>72497970
yeah the second time was even worse, with even more blood. but then it was fine.

>>72496446
>Gura needs a shove from time to time
More like all the time.
>she does shine when she is pushed
Exactly. Which is why she needs to be pushed more often.

I don't like imagining my daughterwife in pain

>>72498432
I like imagining ryonaing and sexually bullying my daughterwife.

>>72498523

>>72498366
She needs to be pushed. I need to push her. I need to push in her stool.

We need batmanschizo now more than ever.

I want to suck on Gura's big fat mommy milkers like I'm her real chumbaby.

>>72498671
her milk is probably super rich in protein...

>>72498671
delete this shit

>>72498671
only cucks use condoms.

>>72498366
So long as the pushing in question is by supportive friends and coworkers and not by seething perma-melty /here/faggots whose "support" is worthless because a) it isn't motivated by love, but by pure cynical transactionalism and transparent narcissism, b) they're fair-weather friends who only "support" Gura when things are going well and she needs the support the least, only to immediately get sand in their vaginas and hob hormonally the moment things get the least bit difficult, and c) they're retarded enough to think chimping out and throwing impotent keyboard warrior tantrums is "standing up for themselves" when really they're just too stupid and socially inept to realize that they're the exact sort of effeminate, weak-minded, emotionally unstable, pathetic, gynecomastia-addled tranny spastics that even *I* would have bullied when I was a kid I'm looking at (You) Furor, yeah I know you're here right now you Kraut-LARPing mutant monkey motherfucker, come on out, show yourself you bitch, I've got your tampons for you right /here/ you fucking queer
Sorry about that, had a bit of an episode - anyway the point is, don't go too far and break my fragile sisterdaughterwife, she's delicate

>>72499418 (me)
>hob hormonally
*sob

>>72499418
i wrote this post.

>>72499814
Hey Gura, letting Gawr out to stretch her legs a bit?

>>72499874
>stretching gura's legs with mating press.

What da chumbies doin' this early morning?
I just got back home from work.

>>72500047
No stop, she wasn't built to be stretched this hard!

>>72499418
I have a feeling, from the way you're trying to make it a matter of cynical transactionalism and not her being gone for the better part of two years while continually flaking the entire time, that you're one of the retards I mentioned earlier who lumps everything in with l*ly and furor, but I do agree that furor needs to kill himself.

>>72500124
legs under her arms, and feet behind her ears, angled for maximum depth.

>>72500092
Forcing myself to stay awake long enough to fall asleep at the optimal time, so I wake up at a good time for my shift on Satuday
hbu

>>72500092
is early evening, watching frieren but getting bored with boring tournament arc. gonna go to bed soon and listen to sumerian language lessons while I fall asleep.

>>72500187
Stahp iiiiiiit~

>>72500092
I'm getting ready for bed

https://files.catbox.moe/tkfjwn.mp4
I'm really in love with this small girl...

>>72500187
honestly, I don't think she's that flexible, remember how her joints crack and her hip tends to lock up?

>>72500092
I am playing civ6

I really can't believe she's doing this again. Just total silence like we never mattered to her at all.
She won't talk to us or do anything with us. She has absolutely no desire to spend any time with her fans.
She doesn't even think about chumbuds now. We just mean nothing to her. How can someone so nice and sweet possibly treat so many people that love her like this?

>>72500349
my cracky cheesestick wife...

>>72500092
im playing imouto dating sims

>>72500349
daily practice will help loosen her up. fortunately she is still young. the cheesestick is still fresh, and built to be bent and sniffed.

>>72500392
Yes anon, make a million more posts like this. It did something for someone the first million times maybe.

>>72500143
There's probably something severely wrong with me, but sometimes I amuse myself by wondering which of the big chat celebrities and particularly cringey individuals to become a footnote in Gura history is the single most well-qualified suicide candidate
Bjoarn? Furor? Warrior_Pi? DoDo? Venti? Someone else?

>>72500314
like what the fuck are antis even doing lmao. like fucking look at her. lol. also catbox is as slow as a down syndrome sloth riding a snail.

>>72498671
Source?

Reminder that the merch is $675 for US/Canadian customers and $490 for Japanese customers for absolutely no reason at all.
The store does not pay for shipping. You have to pay for that on top of everything.

>>72500392
i love her more than you hate her, and that's why you will always fail.

>>72500620
and this is a problem how?

>>72500698
Because unlike (You), we are white and therefore have to be the ones to actually pay the third worlder welfare tax, as usual

I will make her my wife

>>72500550
>Someone else?
(You)

DHL said my Valentine's merch is coming April 2nd, am I first? That felt really fast.

>>72500698
Their prices are a lot more reasonable with $160 for both the watch and hoodie, although it's still outrageously expensive for what you're getting.
It's insulting that they're charging foreigners 33% more for literally no reason. Hololive doesn't do that. Other Japanese stores don't do that. Why is this one doing it?
It exemplifies how little Gura cares and how little Cover and the company she's collabing with think of us. It isn't normal to charge higher prices like this for non Japanese.

>>72500620
because the yen is weak as shit. it probably costs the same for someone on a japanese salary

>>72500550
all me btw

>>72500918
>It's insulting that they're charging foreigners 33% more for literally no reason.
Yeah, this is the part that gets me, fuck a company that acts like the street shitter 3rd world merchants who try to upcharge you for being a foreigner. Hope Cover never collabs with them again.
>>72500966
Bitch the dollar is weak as shit too. Have you been to the store recently? That's not how this works anyway.

>>72500918
>It exemplifies how little Gura cares
Ah yes, because Gura controls marketing and merch and is renowned across the eleven corners of the schizoverse for tardwrangling Cover and not the other way around

>>72500797
dude. don't have to pay their welfare if you kick them all the fuck out of western white countries that we built. also, if you're white, why can't you afford the merch? as whites we have the ability to plan for the future, unlike them, so you should have had money set aside. just buy the merch bro, and support the sharky.

>>72501052
then yen is weak relative to the dollar. they can't both be relatively weak to each other. explain to me how it works

>>72500918
it's just not my problem bro. nor is it Gura's. She's done nothing wrong. Buy the merch. Maybe you'll think twice the next time you buy dumb useless shit. I see what millenials and zoomers houses look like, they're all full of useless shit. manage your money better. I own a house, it's not that fucking hard, get your shit sorted.

>>72501074
>Don't have to pay their welfare if you kick them all the fuck out
True, but that's only the domestic welfare heroine - right now we're talking about foreign welfare payments from (((international commerce))), and that's sadly independent of how many Pajeets we let across the border
>also, if you're white, why can't you afford the merch? as whites we have the ability to plan for the future, unlike them, so you should have had money set aside.
I reject the very concept of money itself, as it is a Chosenite conspiracy to subvert humanity to the worship of Mammon

>>72501118
Companies lower prices on some goods (think steam games) for shitter countries like Venezuela, whose money is basically worthless, because if they didn't then those people couldn't buy them.
For first world countries, usually there is only a small margin, if any, of a price difference when selling to another first world country, a 33% up charge is extremely rare. I challenge you to find a single other JP store that charges 33% more for the same goods w/o tax+shipping to foreign countries.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

Are people still going on about merch and how (You) and others spend their dollarydoos? It's kind of a boring shitpost topic.

>>72501259
While true, we're blessed with the agency to play the game in their world, and still outcompete everyone else in every single metric. shekels are but a secondary tool that we will use to oust them from power. hh.

>>72501385
How about (My) merch post? >>72500882 I'm really curious if I'm going to be the first borgarbud with a Gura Valentine's card.

>>72501259
I hate the concept of money as well it's a corrupting force that is used by the internal clique to not only divide a nation by class warfare but by greed too.

>>72501259
>>72501388
>>72501515
Heya chumbies, whatchu talkin' about~?

>>72501482
It seems my daughterwife's Valentine's merch is arriving quickly on the day that also happens to be my birthday.
She and I have blessed you with early access. Please enjoy.

>>72501166
but most merch is useless shit?

>>72501744
dunno, the daki was a pretty good investment. don't think i've gone a day without fucking it. paid for itself many times over.

>>72501166
>>72501744
EVERYONE'S home is full of useless shit, it's not worth thinking too hard about it.

>>72501833
I'm mostly talking about figurines, acrylics and stuff like that. that's why I said "most"

>>72501312
I think that only applies to big international retailers like amazon. local japanese retailers are pricing it based on purchasing power
another example i randomly found
https://mizunousa.com/sportstyle-wave-rider-beta-nagai
https://jpn.mizuno.com/ec/disp/attgrp/D1GA2410/

Is there people that frequent the buyfag threads on /a/ here right now? I'm not a huge buyfag myself, but I like entering the threads every so often because I like seeing the collections and seeing what everyone's getting.

>>72501526
Don't worry about it, Gura sweetie, just getting the chumchuds together to save the race
Go back to bed dear <3

What percentage of the way there are >we

>>72500966
That's not how economics work, you drooling retard. Why does it matter if the yen is weak? Do you not understand how stupid that is?
First, a weak yen means that more foreigners will be willing to buy from them, because it's currently cheaper to buy things from Japan.
Second, you're thinking about this entirely from the price being proportional to the buyer's income or something retarded and communist.
Tell me why the fuck they should make more money from a transaction from me than from a Japanese person. Are you fucking insane?

Child

>>72501065
The fact she saw those prices and told Cover, "yup, that's fine. My ATM fans will love paying that." is disgusting and reflects poorly on her as well.

>>72501166
>I see what millenials and zoomers houses look like
No you don't, street shitter. Millenials and zoomers have the lowest house purchasing rates in 10 generations.

Chumbies I'm eepy

>>72502641
>Proof next thread
>But first, my meds

>>72502568
I don't know why you're so fucking angry you asked for another example and I gave you one
>a weak yen means that more foreigners will be willing to buy from them, because it's currently cheaper to buy things from Japan.
which is exactly what I'm doing since i'm gonna use a proxy service
>Tell me why the fuck they should make more money from a transaction from me than from a Japanese person
I at least tried to give a somewhat rational explanation and you're just shrugging your shoulders and saying it makes no sense. tell me why both these examples are priced like that then if you know economics so well.

>>72502725
Goobnight, don't get suffocated by the sleep paralysis demons

>>72501074
You aren't white. Not even close.
And you aren't wealthy either. You don't even live in a developed nation. You were in another thread the other day claiming to be rich. You wouldn't even qualify for subsidized housing.

>>72502781
Thank you, although I'm not going to bed just quite yet. And don't worry, I've fought these paralysis demons more than once. I'll be okay.

>>72502441
>51800
2%

>>72501312
No. Between developed nations, upcharges are unheard of. Go to Cover's store or any Japanese online store. If you buy anything there, the price will be converted to dollars or canadian dollars or euros or pounds or whatever your currency is when upon checkout and you will pay the same price as everyone else, but in your own currency. Then it will calculate shipping costs and it will charge your bank account for the total and your bank will automatically convert the currency to yen and send it to them.
What they're doing is an insult. No one in the developed world does regional pricing like this for enthusiast goods. They're simply fleecing Gura's fans.

Oops

>>72501669
Happy early birthday bud. :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPV4fqW6K8

What is she watching chumbies

>>72502759
>you asked for another example and I gave you one
Uh... no I didn't. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't need an example of anything because you don't fucking know what you're talking about.
>which is exactly what I'm doing since i'm gonna use a proxy service
And you will still have to pay that proxy service ontop of increased shipping rates. You're going to be charged more than if they set the price the same as in yen, you fucking brainlet.
>tell me why both these examples are priced like that then if you know economics so well.
I don't even know what examples you're talking about. Apparently you think I'm some other person or something. Not everyone here is the same person.

Looking back, are you talking about the steam prices? Is that your "example"? Steam games are sometimes regionally priced so that 3rd worlders can afford them. It's completely irrelevant to what we're talking about. Them setting the price lower for people in Cambodia or something makes them more money because otherwise, a Cambodian isn't going to spend 90% of their monthly paycheck on a $20 game.
But doing the opposite and hiking the price for a 1st world country is essentially demanding charity from them. And Japan is a developed country anyway. The seller makes the same amount from a sale if the prices were equal.
But they're higher for us, while having no added value. We are just being told to pay more for no reason other than we are foreigners. If you don't understand why that's insulting, then you're actually retarded. None of this should need to be explained to you.

>>72503277
Kids cartoons or long Youtube documentaries about a random thing.
I love her...

If Cover had done what this company is doing, for example, then holofes tickets would have been $235 instead of $170.
This isn't how business is done.

>>72503484
Just don't buy it then. There's a limited supply of both so they really should be doing some kind of auction anyway.

>>72503632
>There's a limited supply of both
One of those things is an unlimited supply of online tickets.
The other thing is something made to order based on how many orders they get.
Neither one of them are limited, you're actually retarded.

Holy fuck I just watched one of the worst movies I've seen in years.

>>72503632
>an auction for cheap chinese garbage and clothing material so thin, you'd swear it was my patience for retards like you
You really are insane, huh?

>>72503117
Thank you, bud! Birthdays are always awkward for me because I don't like celebrating it even with the few people I love that know it's my birthday.
Just saying "happy birthday" to me is the most comfortable acknowledgement and is the best gift that will make me the most happy.

>>72503376
no, my example was >>72502084, a completely different retailer doing the same pricing of 20k JPY and 200 USD for the same item. So it's clearly not unique to this circumstance.

The "added value" is that the goods are being handled by US distributors that need to be paid US wages, so the goods have to be sold at US prices, which is not the same as Japanese prices converted to USD. My theory is that you only see this with smaller retailers since large international retailers like amazon can just eat the marginal costs between currency regions. This at least makes more sense to me than some arbitrary gaijin tax that can be somewhat circumvented with proxy services anyway. Even with proxy service shipping I'm still paying less than what I would buying from their US storefront. You're just going with a simple answer because you have no clue what you're talking about.

that this jacket isn't a merch item yet is the true crime

>>72503827
Very relatable honestly.

Gura's itty bitty front parts...

>>72504176
Please stop thinking so much about my daughterwife's little front parts, please.

>>72503767
Well don't leave me hanging, what movie?

>>72504176
What about them?

>>72504493
It was called "On the line" from 2022, starring Mel Gibson. It had a double twist ending and both of them were terrible.

These mentally defective reprobates will never convince me Gura acts with malice.

>>72504654
I had to google "reprobates"
I learned something today.

I've been socializing a lot more and doing things normal people do and it gets harder to post here

>>72504779
Glad I can help

>>72504847
I just dabble in my usual hobbies while just lurking for any Gura news.

Gura want chumbud and fembud to create more chumbies

>>72504847
How so? I live a pretty sociable lifestyle yet I still come here to horny post all the time.

>>72504847
I don't know where you are on the introvert/extrovert scale, but for me, keeping in contact with anyone just enough to keep them around is so exhausting, it's not like I don't love them, I just need a lot of alone time.
While I know she isn't actually literally me, I can fully understand why someone like Gura can be like this especially when there's over hundreds of thousands of people watching and waiting for her every move. I have have a certain retable understanding of her that allows me infinite love and patience for her.

>>72504847
I do the same but I get more tired of real people than you retards.

>>72505318
Would destroy this Gura T u T

>>72505259
>retable
*relatable
I'm sure you'd figure it out though context, but it still bothered me.

>>72505318
gabby sexo

I wish you guys would stop lusting after her so much.

>Chumbuds want to fuck this

I don't think Gura is relatable anymore. She has millions of dollars. She has friends. She has hobbies and interests she won't share with us.
She isn't the same shark she was even just 2 years ago, despite trying to tell us that she is with blue horizon. It's obvious that she isn't. She would never have disappeared for months like this back then. She cared about what we thought about her back then.

>>72506601
>Watching females because you want someone relatable
Wut?

"I want to come back strong for you"
-Gawr Gura, 2022

"I want to come..."
-Gawr Gura 2022

>>72506601
And look at you posting here pretending you've got her and everyone else all figured out.

>>72507361

Why can't Gura and chumbies just live in peace? We've done nothing wrong.

MY cute shark wife

>>72482486
I... just broke up with Gura, that's all.
Well, we never made it official so I guess technically we weren't really bf and gf but uh... have you seen her in the party? Well I saw her in the kombini 6 months ago and oh I was way too nervous to walk up and introduce myself, so you know, I just followed her to the parking lot jot down her license plate numbers which ended up registered to her mother so I just went over to her house and oh, let me tell you her mom was so nice. Well, I mean her mom seemed like she probably would be nice because I never really spoke to her.
Look, I just waited till her mom went to work and I climbed through the window and I borrowed her mom's phone book (and I said borrowed because I'm gonna give it back one day, you know). Anyway, I just called everyone in the book until I found her daughter and called Gura but she didn't pick it up so I just left a message telling how in love with her I was. I mean I just really, really want to make babies with her, you know just basically opening up to her and stuff, but she never called me back.
So I did call, and call and... anyway 6 months and 2 restraining orders later I decided I deserve better than that, you know. So what about you, any luck with her?

>>72508199
my post

>>72504125
That very post may sound ironic to some people through text, but I'll see through it and appreciate you.

https://t.me/vtuberJP

Gura is gone for good.

>>72508352
You're joking, but I wonder how many hardcore dedicated creeps made it into gura's circle of friends by doing that very method, without ever getting caught, by being more subtle and looking more normal and friendly in the surface. That thought scares me actually.

>>72508722
It seem like someone drugged her once in Mori party already. The sight of Kronii giving shork a drink terrified her.

>>72482846
kek another month of this shit

I'm going to shit my pants

new AI toy
https://app.suno.ai/song/443b318f-a615-4261-b8fd-7e397ba14f84/

what would you do if korone and gura did a collab stream together just asking

God it's just like last year, nothing's changed, we'll never escape this

>>72508607
The Gura I fell in love with is gone, yeah.

Korone please stop being jealous of the cute relationship between Gura and Okayu and stop playing up the bit. Just do something together with Gura already...

>>72511043
I goom

>>72511043
I would shitpost harder than ever since collabs are a waste of streams.

>>72512167
But then you'd out yourself as someone who never watches streams anyway and doesn't love Gura at all.
I know though, she doesn't love "we" or "us" or whatever anymore, stinky.

My wife laid eggs

>>72512814
Can I hatch a Gura out of it?

>>72508199
lord farquad looking ass

She really is just an Ayame or an Aqua or a Shion at this point. She never streams. She probably looked at those three and decided it doesn't matter if she streams or not.
There is no mental problems. She probably made a conscious decision that she wasn't going to stream anymore. She thinks we're all ATM cucks and the majority will just accept her disappearing and never coming back or spending time with us in any meaningful way ever again. And most of all, we aren't even worth telling us this. She's content to just go on forever being a manipulative liar.
I want her to graduate. I hate seeing this. She has the worst aspects of twitch whores and the worst parts of idol culture.

She weawwy is just an ayame ow an aqua ow a shion at this point. She nevew stweams. She pwobabwy wooked at those thwee and decided it doesn't mattew if she stweams ow not.
thewe is no mentaw pwobwems. She pwobabwy made a conscious decision that she wasn't going to stweam anymowe. She thinks we'we aww atm cucks and the majowity wiww just accept hew disappeawing and nevew coming back ow spending time with us in any meaningfuw way evew again. And most of aww, we awen't even wowth tewwing us this. She's content to just go on fowevew being a manipuwative wiaw.
i want hew to gwaduate. I hate seeing this. She has the wowst aspects of twitch whowes and the wowst pawts of idow cuwtuwe.

>>72513573
she referred to personal life issues, without any insight beyond that she's talked about health issues (becoming faint/and possibly being on the spectrum) we have no idea what's going on . anything that cannot be documented is pure speculation aimed at damaging her reputation. fans are lead to believe she does what she can toward the Gawr Gura career.

>>72513573
Stop insulting Ayame/Aqua/Shion. They still stream more and communicate way more.

so what is actually wrong with you guys. Is it sunk cost? Any reasonable person would've moved on at this point

>>72513796
What is there to move on from? She's the only vtuber I watch so i just do other shit unless she streams.

>>72513730
>she's talked about health issues (becoming faint...)
Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>>72513114
Dumbud, can't you count(*)? You can hatch 12 Gura out of those

>>72514059
What if I eat one?

>>72513684
Goowa poster my beloved...

https://app.suno.ai/song/4d27db15-94cf-46b2-aec3-9a5762825010/

I feel like my natural filters are good enough to identify and immediately dismiss every shitpost based just on the writing styles, words most used, and of course the blatant copypasted posts that often might just change a few words and the ones that just spam the same old shit with no disregard if anyone notices the differences.
And look at me here acting like I'm above it all.
I'm just here loving this stupid girl and I just love loving her.

>>72514538
It almost sounds decent. The music sounds like as if you're hearing it in a half asleep dream state.

"Waaaaa aaaaaa waaaa gogo gaga this internet celebrity doesn't care about ME, specifically ME personally, waaaaa gogogogogogog gagagaggagag" - ggg for the last 3 years

>>72514538
AI is becoming too strong...

Gura is in love with me.

Any Gura's in the new hololive game? I want to try but it's shillox

>>72513684
https://cdn1.suno.ai/64b6b344-c3ea-4e7c-b41b-25113367f43b.mp3

>>72516334

I don't think pancakes are real, is there ANY proof at all?

>>72516527
I just ate three

>>72511043
Hate collabs, don’t like korone, but if it’s on her channel maybe. Probably wouldn’t watch to be real

>>72508722
Probably not hard considering nearly everyone in her branch is an attention whore. Gura being an unreachable hermit is why she’s so great. If she streamed more often she’d be perfect

>>72508722
That just mean she has normie friend, chud

>>72517384
Gura can’t do a full split but do you think she could raise her leg above her head?

>>72514681
You love a phantom. A figmint of your imagination that no longer exists for you.
You love a woman that is living her life completely without you just to spite you.

>>72513978
>shortness of breath
she is an extremely good singer and voice actress, both of which require superb breath control

>>72517433
ones that she won't ever tell us about.

Gu

>>72513730
>pure speculation aimed at damaging her reputation.
She damages her own reputation by being a lying, manipulative grifter.

>>72517979
Thank you real chumbud

>>72517893
yeah me

>>72517979
this but Kiara

>>72517387
>Gura being an unreachable hermit
You don't know this. She could be living with seven different people and you would never know because she tells us nothing about herself, her life, or what she does off-stream beyond the most deliberately vague details she can possible think of.

>>72517976

>>72518137
>you dont know
Based. I hope gura keeps up the opsec. You should tell me more about yourself instead chumbie

>>72517979
Why are women like this?

>>72518137
nigga please, even the most extrovert, narcissistic holos don't talk about their irl acquaintances in detail

>>72518216
>You should tell me more about yourself instead chumbie
Sure. I'm a retard that fell for the lies of a grifting, manipulative whore named Gawr Gura.

>>72518317
No, where do you live and whats your name chumbie

>>72518309
Gura doesn't even mention them in ANY detail. She hides everything. And it's deliberate and she's a liar.
During the Family Feud collab, Gura said she doesn't have any friends. But in one of her early minecraft streams, she said that she was trying to gain enough confidence to tell her IRL friends where she wanted to go and speak up about the things she wanted to do.
So she has friends. She just lied about them. It's probably why she never streams. She's probably out with them all the time and doesn't want anyone knowing, even though she literally used to tell us about having IRL friends. She's just a lying whore that wants us to think she's lonely and doesn't have anyone.
It's literally all an act. She's never once told the truth about anything.

>>72518357
I'll tell you when Gura tells us those things.

Is Gura really doing her best every day?

sharkpits

>>72518532
Ever thought of going to school or getting a job instead of obsessing over things you hate?

>>72518595
Are you crazy if she did her best everyday all other vtubers would be out of a job

Gura also used to tell us that she didn't have friends in high school. She even made up a story about having to write in a yearbook diary where friends are supposed to pass it around to each other because she didn't have any friends to write in hers.
And then during the power wash collab with Kronii, Gura talked about having friends in high school and mocked Kronii for not having any.
EVERYTHING Gura tells us is a lie. She's a liar and she always has been. But she's also really fucking stupid, and she can't keep track of her lies. So she messes up like this from time to time.

goob

Is this a woman?

>>72518532
>she made vague comments she had friends that means she's with them 24/7, moreover she definitely wasn't talking about internet friends there
god you nigger antis are beyond pathetic

>>72519041
>still bother to give (you) to sister's baits
ngmi

>>72519041
>she made vague comments she had friends
There was nothing vague about what she said. She told us that she had friends that she goes and hangs out with and that she wanted to become more confident in telling them about the places she wanted to go instead of following them everywhere. She wasn't talking about online friends.
But she forgot she told us about them because it was a Minecraft stream from her first year. That's why she said she doesn't have any during the Family Feud collab in November. She lied.

>>72519183
>>72519470
That's a shark

>>72519278
nigger listen, you can meet up with your online friends on a special occasion, nothing wrong with that but they CAN'T keep you company forever, and this still holds true even if they are not just online friends
>she lied
what? her friend stories were made up?

>>72519759
She lied about not having friends, retard. Holy shit you are illiterate and ESL as fuck.
>you can meet up with your online friends on a special occasion, nothing wrong with that but they CAN'T keep you company forever, and this still holds true even if they are not just online friends
What the fuck are you even talking about, you fucking idiot? She was talking about IRL friends. Not online ones. She mentioned she hung out with them regularly before the pandemic.

>>72519759
>there's nothing wrong with Gura meeting up with her online friends
Is that what you think?

>>72519751
That's my daughtermothersister shark wife

>>72520072
You mean my grandmadaughtermothersister shark wife?

>>72518713
Her mama did this?

>>72519924
>She lied about not having friend
can go either way, this just proves that you nigger antis are nitpicking retards
>regularly
proof next thread?

Is he replying to himself?

>>72520290
Maybe, but who cares

>>72520066
every living thing on earth does it my dude

>>72520363
That ebi? Yeah, me.

>>72520367
Not you, though.
Also, holy shit, where do you vermin even come from.
If anyone else is confused, this faggot is saying that Gura is having sex.

>>72520531
Yeah, with me.

>>72520531

>>72520367
most animals do not end up being able to reproduce, actually.
You sound like a black person.

>>72520603
loser

>>72520667