/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Forgive my wonderful sunshine, she is back to her assassination sidejob!

shit thread shit chuuba here’s your pity bump

squeeb

https://twitter.com/awesomeplace1/status/1772976686545436864
Fauna climbing model

Fauna!

One does not simply squeeb in /uuu/

>>72460012
I want to sniff Fauna's aura.

>>72459203
Teenage mutant ninja squeebers!
Teenage mutant ninja squeebers!
Squeebing on a Fau thread!
Squeeb power!

>>72459929
h-hayai

>>72460030
>>72460279

>>72460599
nice

>>72458548
newfag here, how do i watch the unarchived streams?

>>72460599

>>72460599

>>72460599
Best thing on the thread until the stream begins

>>72462343
Read the OP of this thread thoroughly

>>72459203
>>72460279
>>72460599
>>72463139
HUMAN CENTIPEDE OUT OF ALL OF YOU

>>72463688
love you

Minor update
https://mega.nz/folder/5iszFYiY#HkgfKVTeDO0vJQqQVRv91g

>wanna watch fauna
>don't want to see hitman spoilers
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

>>72462751
Damn she liked a lot of fan art today. She's just having one of those days I guess

>>72464079
Based, as always.

>>72462751
THEY status?

>>72464786
Im thinking: ARE

Fauna... redesigned

>>72464786
>>72464974
loved by me

>>72462751
I refuse to take my meds

>>72465432

I just want asmr again. I don't even care if it's some kind of dorky shitpost asmr to ease back into it. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease uuuuuuuuuuuu

>>72465432

>>72460030
/uuu/ is made for squeebing

>>72465432
we love mooms here

love this punctual kirin

let me boop boop boop

>>72466479
love this love this punctual kirin poster

Oh goddammit why

moobie

I never watched the LOTR movies, guess this is what brings me to them

TWO TOWERS LETS FUCKING GOOOO

LOTR watchalong its going to be kino

>>72466724
woman moment

More Fauna tomorrow night. She's going to try to roll her r's when they mention "ring" in the movie, isn't she?

I fucking hate everything
This shit fucking sucks man
Take me back to 2023

>More Fauna
>Have to suffer through Nerissa and Shiori
Why does God keep doing this to me

>>72466724
It's what finally got me to watch them.

It's at FST+1

>>72466826
Nothing wrong with Shiori

I had trouble with r sounds because I grew up in Japan until I was 6 and just didn't use the sound. (I was a military brat).
I had to take speech classes in school after school and lost video game playing time.
Fauna makes it to adulthood with the same issue and she gets to play video games.
Woe.

>>72466877
Please understand, we're supposed to hate everyone aside from Fauna and her /uuu/ accepted ships.

>>72466865
oh wow I can actually watch it

cute RRRs

>>72466865
4 hours
thank fucking christ im still in DST hours so its an hour earlier

>>72466826
Fauna can always rely on Advent, you have to be more understanding

I skipped the first watchalong because I wasn't feeling it, now I have 4 fucking hours of catch up.

>>72466930
can't hide a squeeb so easy when you already used it

>>72467069
Darn.

>>72467069
>he thinks there's only one person trying to smuggle squeebs

>>72467052
The first one was fun. Shiori was invested in the movie and Rissa hung out in the chat the whole time.

>>72467052
How the fuck are there people who haven't seen lotr in 2024? Am I going insane right now?

write this down chat

>>72467226
I didn't and don't care that much, looks long and boring.

>>72467167
this idiot pigs looking for the decoy squeebs not seeing the ones smuggled into one of waterfoxlings pictures
bet he feels so silly

You can only do this mission once? What kind of game is this

I wish I was her steam deck...

>>72467309
I'm not waterfox anon but I smuggle in at least one squeeb in my screenshots every stream.

>>72467334
The elusive targets are special challenges

>>72467383
based

the important thing about Fauna joining LotR is that she actually asked Shiori if she could join, glad she's getting less shy about that

>>72467652
Wait, she is? I never watched lotr, am I missing much if I didn't watch the previous watchalong?

Hi there. Just heard Fauna is joining the LOTR watchalong with Shiori and the rest. Hope you guys enjoy~

should i watch LOTR before the watchalong?

>>72467738
The first movie is kind of important, yes. You could probably read a summary of it if you can't be bothered/don't have the time to watch it

>>72467738
you really cant skip any of them if you want to have a clue
good news though: unlike twilight the movies are good so you can have fun catching up

>>72467738
Yeah, it's one big epic story. You'd miss a lot by watching them out of order

>>72467833
>>72467909
>>72467945
Damn... I only want to watch them with Fauna...

Fauna wouldn't like my Strawberry vape... it's over.
You think she'd be ok with it if it was vanilla?

>>72467825
I would reccommend enjoying it yourself first

>>72467978
dont watch then, she isnt doing one as well as a collab

>>72467756
I won't and I'm going to complain the entire time because I don't like half of the people involved

>>72467978
shiori was quieter and fauna-like during the first one, it's worth the watch

this is silly

>>72467738
>>72467978
You could just watch the movie yourself. The trilogy is a must watch, the 3rd movie is uber kino.

BASED FAUNA HATES VAPEFAGS

>>72468104
Are solo watchalongs dead?
Is it just gonna be with the whore troupe every time she wants to watch something from now on?

>>72467978
Dude, it’s a classic, just watch it.

>>72467978
Ironically the novelites feel the same way.

>>72467738
All you'd be doing is ruining one of the best movies ever made and one of the most kino stories ever told for yourself. No big deal bro.

>>72468335
the times I tried watching them on my own I fell asleep like 20 mins in, all 3 times, I always pegged it as them not being for me, but I feel like I could power through for Fauna

>>72468293
2 > 1 > 3

I don’t know why you think the 3rd movie is the best,

this isnt working fauna...

Fauna sounds a little sexier than usual today

>>72468758
its the rrrrrs shes been practicing

>>72468758
>today
congrats on turning hetero sap

>>72468431
We'll see after the watchaong.

there she goes again lol

the famous 5 rrings a second

Which version of the Two Towers are they watching? There’s like 3 different versions on Amazon prime.

The more Fauna opens her mouth, the more I want to lock her in a full nelson.

Anybody got a summary of the first movie?

>>72469138
_________________________watch it
____________________________________

>>72469181
No...

>>72468375
I just checked and you're wrong. They're excited for it.

guys, is fauna... you know...?

>>72469273
cute? definitely

>>72469081
Extended >>72466865

>>72468375
I didn't mean I only wanted to watch it with Fauna by herself, I meant that I won't watch the movies by myself, and will only watch them in a Fauna watchalong(including if she's with her friends)

it begins

>>72469254
For Fauna, yes. Go find when it was first said that Nerissa was joining

>>72469254
of course, half of novelites are saplings too

does she intentionally play into the ntrbait nowadays or am i hallucinating?

>>72469467
Stop reading ntr porn and fix your brain

>>72468375
>>72469254
There's one or two that had a melty when it was announced Biboo and Rissa were joining this next watchalong. Most of us are excited for it.

>>72469467
I think you have porn brainrot

>>72469467
I'm always baffled by how dumb you are. Every single day.

>>72469273
Elaborate

fauna
fauna fauna
fauna...

>responding

>>72470100
its replying to itself, just do the usual

bros, your oshi is a fucking DORK

>>72470303
Isn't it great?

>>72470303
fauna is a pro

>Watchalong tomorrow
>It's just 4 hours of Fauna going Rrring rring rring

>>72470303
Shes perfect :')

snail!

>>72466549
It's that time again

shes definitely practicing this while pissing btw

Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>72470676
like 99% chance

>>72470303
I always thought she was a dork but she's really been outdoing herself lately

Yoshi is my favorite Hololive girl

Someone make her shut up

>>72470471
that would unironically be perfect

what the fuck does fauna have to do with femboys, fucking gay schizo ass SC

zoinked

>>72471220
calm down fag

>>72470676
Thats so fucking cute

>>72471220
Glad to see new saplings show up, hope you enjoy your stay

fauna is gonna snipe with her controller

>>72471220
there was one Femboy in pokemon from what I remember, but this sc is kinda random

>>72472021
yeah she doesn't need to know any saplings fetishes...

>>72471628
ive been here longer than you, gay boy

dangit i misclicked my video capture instead of screenshot

hey fauna i am glad you are in my life, let me tell you all of my favorite booru tags in a SC

>>72472212
waterfoxling...

Fauna is losing it

>>72472524
shes rolling it*

>>72471220
She's mentioned it twice so really she brought it on herself
There was one faggot who posted himself in her art tag in a cowkini shortly after one of the times

What time relative to FST is the LOTR watchalong tomorrow?

>>72472674
+1

Fauna getting so involved with the whore gang is probably the worst thing I've ever experienced in hololive, I've never had to miss out on so many streams before

>>72472863
Based Fauna. You should find a new oshi honestly.

>>72414686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUP1xza23Z0

>>72473160
Absolutely not, the loss of comfy watchalongs is a shame but I still wouldn't drop Fauna over something like this. Shiori and Nijirissa don't belong in hololive

>>72472863
Leave loser

>>72473366
Nah, you're only clinging to her due to some form of sunk cost fallacy, you should really move on and find an oshi that isn't doing things that make you 'skip' her streams. I'm sure there's someone out there for you! I wish you luck!

>>72473366
No no you should leave. If you can’t take the hint, nobody wants you to have fauna as your oshi, least of all Fauna herself.

>>72473366
this >>72473479
You're clearly not satisfied with the current Fauna. You cannot change her by complaining here, there's no point in continuing. Find someone else.

advanced goober strategy

>>72473366
fag

>Saplings today

waaa......

There's a lot of undesirables in hololive so the chances of people not interacting with them are nearly 0. It's unfortunate but what can you do. Just enjoy Fauna's good content

>>72473813
It's over... Just like that

I don't understand. How is this mission different? What happened to the 12hr cooldown?

She'll actually be locked out of the mission if she loses this time... I think

Are they watching the theatrical or extended editions? I have the theatrical editions on DVD but I'd need to grab a download for extended,

>>72474429
extendo

>Fauna thinks zoomers are all 8 years old

>>72474275
She played the arcade version (Practice mode) which didn't give the suit reward and isn't time limited.

>>72474491
watched all the LOTR but never the extended, are the extra bits cool?

>>72474429
You could always come over and watch it with me.

>>72474574
wtf, then why did it lock her out for 12hrs?

the scene of a previous crime

>>72474620
London?

>>72474578
Yeah, although I always forget which bits are the extra scenes

ooooooo

SAFE

GAMING

5 Stars
Can't remember the last time she got the silent assassin

im scared

bless bless bless bless

twilight brainrot strikes again

>>72475807
I believe

>this neurotic idiot called that a dad sneeze
this woman, if she knew how cute she actually was she could topple entire civilisations

>>72476080
I mean it is a dad sneeze

>>72476080
Fauna is insecure about absolutely everything, down to the way she sneezes...

>>72476397
a dad sneeze is when i breathe in more air and it comes out howling

>>72458548
is the OP pic AI? Or do you have source because I can't reverse search the artist

>>72476557
its original filename is FWWRToxUUAAs3lY.jpg so unless you can find deleted twitter posts i dont have it

>snap his neeeeeeeeeck

>>72476080
Don't worry she'll unleash her true powerlevel on her 5th anniversary, when she's built up the confidence

she'll never get the bloody suit

>>72477249
over halfway there!

>one more

I love my steam deck so much!

not NOW AAA

>>72477660
she actually didnt panic, im proud

>>72477249
i was going to say i can't wait to grudgepost you

but then she goes and starts off the mission like that

People actually speedrun this mode

>>72478226
What’s the world record?

>>72478329
34 min 14s real time
25 min 17s load times removed
It's pretty crazy

we have been here before

honestly the propane fiddling was done in record time

>>72478936
havent seen that faggot for awhile

>>72478936
Some people never learn

>>72478936
my hatred for this begging cunt knows no bounds

>>72478936
I’ve blocked this guy long ago

>>72476403
She has such an adorable sneeze too it kills me

I’ll out myself: do you guys think fauna watches atrioc? Whenever I see her play hitman I just think of his hitman speedrunning competitions

>>72479593
>atrioc
WHO? I don't think she watches anyone else on Twitch.

>>72474620
how would Fauna feel about saplings going on dates with each other?

>>72478936
Some people just can’t take a hint

>>72479679
fauna wants you to try your best to impregnate me, trust me i would know

>>72479719
femsap? We can make that happen

>>72479679
Nothing would make her happier.

>>72479719
>heterosexual femsapling
Not falling for this

>>72479719
mpreg isnt real

>>72479719
Nice try buddy

Mori should show Fauna how to roll her Rs (sexually)

>>72480250
Mmmm yummy FauMori

>internet out for 10 minutes
>supas now
i dont even know if she passed the mission....

>>72480325
>doesnt immediately swap to the phone
fakesap...

>>72480325
Are you doubting?

>>72480494
i dont buy phone data regularly i dont speak to people

>be me
>the tv has my youtube account logged in
>entire family decided they want to watch youtube tonight
>they open the app and the first thing they see in the recommended is fauna's lewd hitman thumbnail stream
>they get weirded out and laugh at me
why did she pick this thumbnail..

rrring rrring rrring

>>72472119
Grudeposting you now since she is once again talking about femboy link

rrrrrrrrrr arc has been a wild ride

I think Fauna gave me a fetish for british accents

>>72480797
She's actually just doing it now, incredible

>>72480861
if shes doing it wrong how did that happen

>>72472119
https://litter.catbox.moe/a5bqqt.mp3

how many more watchalongs are we going to lose because of shiori

Hitman streams my beloved.
Good night /uuu/.

Thinking about how the possibility of a comfy Fauna LotR watchalong is completely dead and buried now

>>72480588
Understandable, it really doesn't get any lewder than this. Her SHOULDERS are showing!

hit you with the doo doo doo
power up

>>72481126
I'm sorry you can't make it for tomorrow night. Maybe next movie sapling

Am I gonna see any of you saplings at anime Boston tommorow?

>>72479946
we'll never know if you don't try again and again and again and again

>Fauna redirects to Nerissa
>Nerissa shills her merch
good kouhai

Does fauna still watch the urban rescue ranch

Is Fauna ever gonna act like anything besides a milquetoast straight girl again?
I swear this past month or so has been shit.

>>72482016
No, you should find a new oshi

>>72482016
thank shiori!

>>72482016
?? She just said she wants to date Diana.

>>72476403
>>72479390
the only soundpost ive ever made is relevant for me to post yay

>>72482170
So saplings, this is what your Dad's sneeze sounds like, right?

>>72482040
Quiet Jailbird

>>72482315
my dad sneezes like a frag grenade

>>72482391
>>72482016
>>72482158
What compels you to come here and do this exact same shitposting angle every single thread?

>>72482509
losing Fauna to a bunch of whores

>>72482595
Listen to your own oshi

>>72482595
The only whore here is you

>>72482509
I don’t think you know what shitposting means anon
I simply want pre-Twilight Fauna back, considering taking a break in hopes that time heals her.

>wah wah i want this from fauna
i suggested this a while ago but the gasshopper repellent seems too weak sometimes. gonna make a stronger one maybe

>>72482753
Fauna has literally always liked males and has made that apparent numerous times before watching twilight. Stop pretending you watch her.

>>72482831
Spray it on yourself then retard

>>72482753
twilight with mumei was fine, it was actually great, it's just 2 whores came along to ruin it

>>72482868
Anon that’s not the problem
The problem is making it a part of every single stream at this point, just as Nerissa and Shiori do
It’s clear she’s been influenced by the whores too much

>>72483016
Name one time Fauna did that this stream.

>>72479669
a guy who accidentally showed his browser tabs of deepfake porn of his fellow streamers and made an apology with his wife sitting next to him

everytime theres a collab of any kind uuu goes to shit
do you just want fauna to never fucking interact with the rest of the company? retards

>>72483210
Ohhhh I remember that holy shit
What a weird chapter in twitch drama

>>72483176
are you seriously replying to brownfeet, hes been doing this for like a week now
its his new "DUR NOT UR FRIEND"

>>72483292
It’s a shitposter anon. Hence why they won’t answer the question.

>>72483292
>>72482889

>>72483363
im aware, its just a shame we cant get decent threads when collabs happen.
maybe one day
>>72483396
proved my point well done

>>72483016
t. A person who never watched a single second of a Shiori stream

>>72483342
Yeah but I’m proving it to the janny so they can clean up his shitposts.

>>72483292
Yes. (Joking)
I have no issues really since I’m pretty content just skipping things I don’t enjoy.
But I would unironically be happy with like two collabs a month at max, greatly prefer solo stuff. Also I just think group watch alongs are pretty ass regardless of who’s involved.

>>72482753
>considering taking a break in hopes that time heals her
Please do! You certainly need it.

>>72483536
God I wish that was true

>>72483595
Twilight wasn't so bad.

>>72483767
It wasn't until the whore invasion

>>72483342
something makes me think that it's you posting it, brownfeetschizo

>>72483292
No, not really
There have been plenty of collabs and this place has been fine, it's only when undesirables are involved people air their grievances

>>72483767
I tried powering through it since I enjoy Fauna, Mumei and Biboo, while tolerating Shiori. But I just couldn’t handle the onslaught of Nerissa orgasms every time plain male #3 walked on screen.

well at least the retard is samefagging the thread to limit kek

>>72483829
The only thing worth complaining was the constant "cucktent" scene, everything after it was fine. The part 1 watchalong was miles better.

>>72483906
yes, there's a single person in this universe who dislikes shiori and nerissa, fucking schizoid

>>72482753
Mindfucked because Fauna finally found people shes getting comfortable with on the new gen and is actually being herself

>>72483595
capping collabs i get, since if everyone is just mingling all day theres no individuality. and everyone is just a blur. i choose to skip some collabs and watchalongs myself too.
but i mean, we eat pretty fucking good in terms of content focused solely on fauna while still getting to see her interact with others here and there. she really does try give everyone a good bunch of everything

>>72483992
Yes, there are multiple doxsite raiding sisters, I’m aware.

>>72484044
True I guess she can finally stop wasting time on the gay for pay stuff at least

>>72483992
I only see 2 people who constantly whine about it. The same retard who whines about everyone else that's not Fau na, and (You)

>>72484113
Oh don’t get me wrong I’m not complaining, I know we have about the best case scenario for preferring solo streams as you can get outside of maybe like Ina.
I’m content.

>>72483992
i love, like, truly love how much fauna and saplings upset you
it gets me hard honestly

is this what it feels like to have your hobby co-opted by fake fans

>>72484286
i was aware, was looking for an excuse to put such a screenshot out. i got curious and just thought what its been like the past 1-2 months alone and man, im proud of this dork.

>>72484344
Yeah, it sucks that we have some obsessed retard shitting up this thread day after day.

>>72483292
>>72484113
Honestly, I want more collabs. I want her to get comfortable with EN. She still didn't 1on1 collab with 3/5 Myth.

>>72484396
t. nerissaslop enjoyer
Bet you’re the type that tries to shill collabs outside of Holo to her too

>>72484396
its fine, everyone did a good job ignoring him today. the only thing this cuck hates more than us and fauna is being ignored, him samefagging himself 4 times at one point while nobody bit was very enjoyable.
did well saps.

what is it about Fauna that attracts these beggars, I genuinely don't understand

>>72484539
(You)s. This happens in every thread, Saplings are just more prone to baiting bait. Stop giving them attention.

>>72484682
the problem is that Fauna is enabling them by wasting so many streams with the whore troupe, it'll just be more and more of them feeling welcome here

Holding Faunas hand

Even mentioning him is some form of attention, the best thing we can do is to literally talk as if he never posted

I genuinelly think that the schizo was the same who was shitting the other splits but it stopped working there and he changed tactics

>>72484970
Holding Fauna’s penis

>>72476557
It has the beauty mark, so the chances of it being AI are pretty slim

>>72484113
I miss Kronfau collabs : |

>>72485196
Something about these expressions seem vaguely threatening. I think it's the eyes.

>>72485040
Who would do that!

>>72485045
same desu

>>72483992
>there's a single person
The shitposting schizo here doesn't have the worth to be considered a single human being let alone multiple

>>72485040
In my mouth

Shiori described Fauna as the hot version of Gandalf

>>72485354
Yeah, it's pretty hot

>deleted
what a retard

>>72485729
Fauna's more of a Radagast the Brown than anything.

>>72485787
his hat's not as cool

>>72485729
She's right

>>72485786
called it
literally samefagged himself 3 times in one of those chains, my fucking sides
did well today saps.

i refuse to believe this isn't a raid, there's no way people are celebrating Fauna ditching solo/duo watchalongs for this whoreslop

>he's ban evading
how mad

well see you tomorrow
Im gonna watch stage 2 later with Mumei and Bae

>>72485979
I can't even begin to comprehend what a sad fucking life you have to have to do that shit

antis won

>>72486588
drop a timestamp tomorrow of their reaction to Fauna's performance

>>72485729
Is she wrong though?

>>72486864
Fauna was Stage 3 and Honeyworks

I can’t stop masturbating to that pic of Fauna getting railed by a horse, I have a problem.

>>72487328
Ahh I got them mixed up. My bad

>>72487430
not now bf

Oh I forgot to give congrats to ED sapling

>>72487550
A man can’t even fap to fauna nowadays without getting called a schizo, what’s the world coming to?

>>72486934
She is not no

>>72486588
I was going to, but it's way too late. Have fun

Kissing Fauna on the lips

no wonder most saplings live in /#/, this thread is completely overrun with whore lovers

>>72486934
Her Edward’s view btw

>>72489700
Alice*

>>72489847
Mine**