/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

no wah

>>7223517
>ywn wah on ina's wap
why even live

choo choo

UIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>7223549
UIIIIIIIIIIII REALLY LOVE TO CHUG JUG WITH YOU

>bring back hololive summer
holy based

imagine being tampa or M this week holy fucking shit

>>7223719
Am tampa, I'm gonna masturbate to this stream multiple times

>>7223766
you won't be alone, now the kool kunny krew is on board

>ド新規にわか
I'll use this for "fucking newfags" from now on, thanks Senchou.
>63k viewers

Asking the participants of the game we have during adjustments, do you cunts have access to any weights? dumbells, kettlebells, large jugs of water? just asking for a friend. also can we give this game a proper fucking name its weird to refer to it as such.

>>7223913
repjustments

>>7223939
thats absolutely fucking retarded my friend go take a siesta real quick. someone please come up with something or else we're using this shit

>>7224006
sorry for my lacking creativity and wit
but the siesta sounds good for my lunch break

>>7223913
I have a barbell set and some rings

>>7223913
what about /nasfit/

>>7223913
Jug of water, yes.
>>7223939
Perfect since it happens during adjustments

>>7223913
boglympics

>>7223913
Yeah, sure, have some.

>>7224298

>>7224080
not bad, but >>7224298 is just cuter AND funnier. Boglympics it is.

blah blah sports UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HOLY SHIT

>>7224732
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>7224732
forgive me father for I have sinned

>>7224732
SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
ORE WA SEX NI NARUNDAAAAAAAAAAAA

I
WILL
END MARINE'S MENOPAUSE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>7225092
TAMPA BREATHE SON BREATHE

>>7223766
ppl falseflagging as me now? I slept in.
not enough lube on the planet

>>7225149
I'M MIKOFAG I CAN'T OOOOOOOOOH BUY ALL THE FUCKING MARINES

HOLY MOTHER OF SEX I DIDNT BUY ENOUGH MARINES

>かーかーかーかわいい

I AM FUCKING DEAD

>>7225260
NOBODY DID YOU CAN SELL FOR A WEEK ANOTHER BIG EVENT TOMORROW DIVVIES THROUGH THE ROOF NOBODY EVEN HAS 1000 YET
I
MUST
BECOME
THE
SEX
TAKESHI WAS A PROPHET

I didn't stock up on marines

>>7225457
I don't think I have enough, I am buying for this soon-not-even-rediculous-anymore price right now

>>7225179
hehe

fucking hoshiyomis man

>>7225380
too bad the outfit reveal and live are counted on different weeks

I NEED MORE LIQUID RIGHT NOW HONK CAN YOU GIVE IT BEFOREHAND PRETTY PLEASE???!!

>>7225545
>you get TWO fat weeks instead of one
"Oh no! anyways..."

marine will dip tonight lads, you still have a chance

Maririn never dissapoints. goddamnit i need more art now

>>7225613
>tonight
ok gook

>>7225629
that dip will die in 2 cycles

>>7225662
>430k views already
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>7225634
>gook
I'm a crocodile hunter

>>7225581
more like two average weeks instead of a good one and a bad one

ehh I fucking told you fags

Hey NASFAQ, ready for our daily boglympics? rules are simple: for every % moved during adjustment, do 1 rep. green or red, doesn't matter. Went red? thats your punishment. went green? enjouy irl gains with in game gains. we're doing 1 arm bent over dumbbell rows today! please prepare a db/kettlebell/waterjug/bag or literally anything heavy and a flat unmoving surface like a wooden chair or your bedframe, something to rest your knee and hand on. modifiers are optional, and please do stretch unlike some retards here.

>>7225753
forgot the picture dont mind me ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

>>7225753
>1 arm
for what reason

>>7225677
That's her normal viewercount. The question is will it still rise up or not. There have been cases of new outfits not rising at all after the livestream mostly because people shares the new costume on other sites.
Take me for example, I didn't watch it but you people kept me updated anyways

>>7225708
have you SEEN her "average" weeks?

>>7225753
The only boglympics I partake in is needing to use the bog 10 minutes before adjustment hits.

>>7225789
sure but BOOBA will make sure the faggots will watch that shit in motion

>>7225787
to isolate one part of the back so you can focus on it instead of having shit form and doing something stupid.

why the fuck did I even sell. I couldve had 72 coins now

>>7225789
W̮͇̺̩ͅA̬͇̬̻̰͈͈T̫͘C̠͍̗̣̰̺̰͞Ḥ̠͕̟͞ͅ ̢̟̖̻̻T̡H͓̟E͔͉͚̘̖ ̶̪̬̘̥V̜̮̤̠O̼̼̭̺̠̪D̩͎̣̟̠͇̜ ̥̤̥̝̙O̱N͓ ̹̻͓̹͡L̛̯̱͎̙ͅͅO̪̼̝̤OP̥̝͍̮̟

>>7225827
Fair. But I have a barbell so

>>7225821
>but BOOBA will make sure the faggots will watch that shit in motion
They're covered. I rather stare at this https://twitter.com/AkasaAi/status/1420719194291589131

I SOLD FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT

I was a fool for selling!

my fav 3DPD's art of Maririn became reality

>>7225892
then you probably know what you're doing. good luck and may your trades be blessed today

BIG FAT GAINS tomorrow

>>7225949
>then you probably know what you're doing
No I bought this last christmas and barely used it. Thanks though, I'll look up some forms.

suinglish!

>suisei saying perfect
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY SHIT I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT

this would be a perfect example for nasfaq vs. real markets - the price would already skyrocket today because of high demand and "the gang scalps people for BOOBA" would be the thread of the day with an image of Marine selling for 25k a pop.

>>7226287
maririn is a stable 30k coin anons

>>7226287
god I wish I had marines in real life

>wake up
>Suisei is singing 3:12 and all my coins are green
being me is great

Someone watch my bag of marines while I take a shit

>>7226798
AGAIN?

>>7226798
>calling Marine a bag

>>7226781
Post dickpic in floor

>>7226798
Give them here bro, I'll keep them safe for you

I'm buying Shion. I'm going to the MOON.
(You)'re selling Shion. (You)'re not going to the MOON.

>>7226823
hag, bag, whatever

how high are we gonna go before the first fags pussy out?

I'm out of liquids to participate to anything

Anyone wanna bet on maririn price at next adjustment? I say 15k

>>7226940
probably 13k

>>7226966
sell your pekos

>>7226940
we won't go past 13k

FINALLY SOME CHEAP RUSHIS

fuck

>>7227035

I'm dying today

AHHH NOOOO 5x10 I supposed

>>7225753
Reps, what reps?
I'm even kinda happy it crabbed AT LAST

Naisu. Doing reps for green feels better.

the fuck are you doing in the thread, even checking this spoiler, go BUY ALL THE FUCKING COINS DISCOUNTS EVERYWHERE

>>7227104
gambare, anonchama! use the light water bottles if you arent used to exercising.
>>7227122
we have been over this 400 times fagchama, round up

dont forget to snag some irys to sell tomorrow at adjustment for the collab numbers

>>7227314
>wasting 7k on a short-term memecoin azki2
eh. nah.

>>7227314
heh

>>7226940
>>7227180

>>7227350
your loss, stupidchama

yesterday/today

>>7227408

holy shit I should've bought more anya

>>7227437
NIGGERDANCER BROS WE DID IT

>>7227593
said no one ever

>>7227593
I hate it when shitcoins moon and flatline because no one bought more than 2

>>7227514

>>7227514
use the longest johns version fag this one sounds like it was sang by a faggot

>>7227615
Suddenly the world seems full of colour again, I can breath.

>>7227437
>Haatons receding to their quarters
>nature is healing

Why is Rushia such a shitcoin?

>>7227676
you have 8 cycles to breathe

>>7227669
but why if I like it and (you) can make your fucking own you lazy shit the tool does it for you it's done in 30 seconds come on impress me

>>7227615
>>7227676
bros you know as well as I that this wont last that long...

>>7227736
you think the haatons will rush back in for the low price of 13k right before divvies?

>>7227778
no but everyone will sell our susies

>>7227778
you never know about the discord haatons

>>7227839
I won't because I keep that single at 7.3k as a memory of harder times 19% christ suzy
>>7227851
since when is there TWENTY-FUCKING-ONE okay I am scared now.

>>7227839
bro. BRO

>>7227180
I HAVE NO LIQUID AND I CANT SELL THSE DISCOUNT COINS

>>7227898
I'll go in if she hits 7k, best I can do.

>>7227898
based

I'm never fucking buying Kanata's cunnycoin again as he desperately buys more to try and fix this.

>>7227971
stay poor faggot YONKISEI LOVE

>>7227971
What a perfect soundpost

>>7227971
wait you can LINK that shit?!

I'm going out to buy juice, do you want anything?

>>7228113
I'm good
(written from the Izakaya)

>>7228005
no shot this was actually made by /a/ weebs on a Mongol basket weaving forum its too fucking good wtf...

>>7228113
Not a juice but Cola Zero for me

>>7228113
prune juice so I can shit

>>7228113
Fetch me some orange juice thanks

>>7228113
Buy me some ringo juice please

>>7228144
did you reach the end?

>>7228039
there's a hard limit of 5 sounds, but that's only because of the filename length limit. this should show up in the player as 5 songs that are all better than Sparks
>>7228113
Pocky so I can avoid the urge to start smoking again.

>>7228113

>>7228182
here anon

AAAAAAAAA MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
what the fuck is happening in cover corp headquarters?
Okayun can lewd it out and actually wears the thing
Senchou gets her bikini
Shuba gets her live action decibel thing approved
Haato seems weirdly happy from what little I watched
Mikochi gets to collab with fucking Eroge producers
holo is healing? Something feels off, all of this in such a short period, just for sommer holidays in Japan?

>>7227035

>>7228318

>>7228309
forgot Mr. Koro drinking on stream, a very rare sight because she goes absolutely unhinged after a few glasses

>>7228176
...I see what you mean now.

Just woke up and holy fucking shit Marine's new outfit is absolute SEX. We are all Takeshi today. You WILL become SEX.
I don't care how retarded it is, I'm buying in.

>>7228275
Thank you
>>7228309
M...m...maybe Coco was wrong?

>>7228309
Cocock has traumatized Cover and is now forcing them to listen to their talents on what they want/

>>7228357
Don't forget to buy cunny.

>>7228354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4t3oP3hCr0 my favorite instrument

>>7228357
and booba
t. Takeshi

>>7228113
Is that you Pissoyomi? Are you trying to continue your piss experiments? Remember when last time you put your dick in CD and everyone was laughing at you, if you don't want this to happen again please stop, seek help, go to the therapist.

>>7228309
Contract renegotiations to appease the girls to keep them from pulling mass walkouts over Coco. Management knows that the vtuber bubble will burst sooner than later, and happy streamers tend to make good content.

>>7228309
After 2 years, she finally got that collab

>>7228380
I still have plenty of DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU from when she dived to 2k last.
>>7228397
Way ahead of you.

>>7228396
is that a vuvuzela or someone deep throating their fucking mic?

>>7228357
Shuba crabbed but holy shit I'm buying all of those AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7228364
you wouldn't believe how much I want to believe this rrat

>>7228434
slow and steady wins the race, happy for my little goblin today

>>7228152
Why does she drink the zero?

all those buys and liquid stays stable, finally, I can go shit.

>>7228680
Something to do with pizza ears.

>>7228680
For the same reason she orders the pepeloni

>>7228754
>>7228762
some fuck in hlgg pointed out that she's not saying "the NO one" - it's "the normal one" but she can't into English so it comes out "the NOml one" and now the entire speech makes even less sense

Oh shit, just shapes & beats collab with irys on mori's channel, I know the devs

>>7228851
>it's just on mori's channel
damn it sellrys

>>7228680
I always order the coke with sugar, but without sugar
I take the sugar, away! because I don't drink it

>>7228838
Normal pizza
Pepperoni pizza is the most basic/traditional/normal pizza.
Definitely makes more sense.

I'll stick with the no one because it's ominous.

>anya is streaming a rape and suicide eroge
I guess I'll buy some more of this shitcoin

Ahhhhhhh, i don't know if i should watch Ayamy or Anya....

>>7229543
Ayamy is cute today too.

>>7229666
now where have I heard that before

>>7229697
Less talk more buy, I know that 1 wasn't (you)

>>7229893
im still too poor, ill buy in a bit

It's a fucking green screen stream. She's playing with the zipper.
今死んでいます。 永遠にありがとう。

>>7230128

>>7230128
may I humbly request the stream if you record it

>>7230266
I'm spamming screenshots. Didn't get ffmpeg/yt-dl set up in time but I'm working on that too.
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>7230304
I pray to the gods I can make Maririn proud and go the way of the pirate on nyaa later

>>7230334
It's doin something now.

>>7230128
Enjo Kosai with Marine

>>7230627
contacts to an archiving server pay off, those guys are also on the watch. You guys will get whatever I snap as always.

just 100k? the fuck is going on

>>7230673
Judging by the fact that the yt-dl progress bar is constantly updating at "Rate 1x" I assume it was only able to start recording when I ran the command. The real pirates will likely have a torrent up before I can re-run it once the stream is over.

I have much less liquid compared to yesterday. I'll try to spend most of them today in preparation for the divvy night. I'm targeting for another ~25% divvy earnings. Hopefully things go well for all of us.

>>7230780
I didn't want to become the scumbag, I just swore to myself to get a single membership if any, didn't want to become a simp but Mikochi fucking earned it

>>7229243
>Pepperoni pizza is the most basic/traditional/normal pizza.
I swear to god I'm gonna choke you harder than the hornyomi choke their oshi bodypillow.

>>7230869
I try not to simp but I can't help it. She's holding her voice back and it's even hotter. She did say she'll still be out until ~the 2nd week of August on doc/manager's orders. Holding her is going to suck.
>>7230931
Found the Italian!

>>7230948
fuck me I'll buy so many fucking Maririns

>>7230967

>>7230832
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>7230993
Wait so did Taishi switch to Marine? I remember him asking who he should translate for after Coco left.

>>7228152
Our zero cans are ugly, you only get this little bottle
>>7228156
I bought another purple thing but this one makes you not shit, good luck
>>7228161
>>7228172
I am against ringo juice
>>7228182
I'm going to the local izakaya to meet >>7228139, I will see if they have a Pocky
>>7228184
no
>>7228399
>eat the bugs!!!!

>>7231061
Taishi also has been TL'ing Haato since her return.

>>7231061
Looks like it. I thought he'd learn some JSON ;)
>>7228184
I feel so dumb for not getting this reference.

What's that? Buy another 100 Marine? Got it.

cont.
>>7228184
Was this one Aqua's drink? I thought that was some Starbucks abomination.

I'm sorry Noel... I tried to get him to translate your streams... I've failed you...

>>7230948
>Found the Italian!
Man we did ERP last night on the discord server, how can you not recognize me from my grammmar?

GURA MY GRANDPA JUST CALLED MY PP SMALL LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>7231113
Yea, I knew about that, but he held a poll on who he should translate, never knew if he finalized it or if he's just a vagrant translating channels.
>>7231120
He mentioned that he knows about and still supports it publicly on the Hololive subreddit without it getting deleted by mods which is impressive honestly.
>>7231151
The drink is just an abomination that has been used to shitpost about fattening up women. Aqua's drink is a different abomination where it's almost entirely different, still unhealthy as fuck. Picrel, sorry for shitty quality.

>>7231151
>>7231251
this is the oldest /vt/ screencap I have

>>7230948
these nerds never disappoint man

>>7231251
>>7231327
Yeah I did some quick archive reps, the DQ one goes back to Ollie's breakfast and then just architect jokes. Even as a burger DQ is but a meme to me, never fucking step foot in there if you care about your health.
Aqua's is surprisingly more tame than I expected - it's only a small. Not going to judge her for that shit when I drink energy drinks with...230 kcal on the regular.
>>7231379
lmao it's already up?! Ahoy literally just finished playing!!!

>>7231327
This anon messed up; it's supposed to be WHITE chocolate for both. I can't promise that it'll taste better (it will probably taste WORSE, actually), but Science has yet to be properly executed.

FFS YT-DL doesn't know how to stop recording a live-stream and you have to halt it manually. Lesson learned for any future unarchived/member streams
>use youtube-dl -g right when the stream startswith --cookies if it's mengen
>feed the URLs into ffmpeg
>record that way

>>7231402
nah, the dude uploading it now provided me the manifest m3u8 which mpv chokes a bit on but vlc enjoys to just play, we sometimes use this so I can live-TL in return for him

>>7231402
I think just the extras are 300kcal, those 4 pumps have 5 grams of sugar each

>>7231506
Based. I re-started YT-DL and will upload it to MEGA if I somehow beat the torrents.
>Error writing trailer of file:【Memberships only】新衣装でお誕生日カウントダウン【ホロライブ_宝鐘マリン】 2021-07-29 10_54-ypcT7YnNjek.mp4.part: Immediate exit requested
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>Exiting normally, received signal 2.
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>[download] 72.7% of ~1.27GiB at 333.12KiB/s ETA 01:50
>>7231549
jesas Aqua. Still, the guy who ordered it said 41g carbs? The 16 oz dentition/kidney destroyer + degreaser + jet fuel I'm drinking right now has 57. No wonder I feel like shit.

>>7231095
Thanks for the juice friend!

>>7231638
what the fuck do burgers but in their drinks jesas.
The only acceptable drinks are water, milk, and coffee.and maybe tea, and if you add milk to coffee ill fucking hang you

>>7231506
Since you don't technically need the audio for this, here you go. Video stream is uploading in here
https://mega.nz/folder/S3IVxCgA
Decryption Key hLnzNp_d9Jg6eSuP6P7jNQ
Wow, I thought I'd be able to at least hit 10 MB/s uploading to MEGA. Da fuq? I've got Gig upload. Anything faster out there?

>>7231704
You should not take a random 4channer's drink as a representation of burger drinks, the worst you can get here that you would see people normally drink are energy drinks and soda if you hate that. The main issue is the size, where a large is fucking 32oz.
Also reminder to check your autotraders.

>>7231774
>googles 32oz
>sees that fucking monstrosity
pls say sike thats like, enough sugar for 3 days minimum wtf I can barely finish a can of coke by myself and I still dilute it with a fuckton of ice

>>7231749
that was quick, thanks matey, I'll see what I can whip up this thread

>>7231704
picrel. We are a corn based nation. Corn syrup in EVERYTHING.
Granted this is the only shitty thing I drink, else it's like a gallon of water daily.
>>7231774
This 16 oz energy drink is fucking tame here by most standards. Some fat obaasan-OL tried to tell me "it was bad for me" from behind some Trente [?] I don't even know what it was fucking called, it was a cup larger than a large sbux monstrosity. Bitch, that thing has more sugar and caffeine in it than what I am drinking, is it automatically worse because it's fokken fizzy?!
>>7231848
Welcome to America.

>>7231848
You can get a 30oz large drink from McDonalds in the US for $1.50. The only positive thing I will say is that you get a lot of value for your money and there's multiple documentaries showcasing how families can live off fast food, because you can get full meals for a family for maybe $20.

>>7231898
corn syrup in beer (see for instance India's Kingfisher) makes me unreasonably angry already, I could never survive Burgerland

>>7231935
>Value for your money
the price is much worse anon... you just dont see it... yet.

>>7231895
MEGA is cucking me hard. Fucking 300 KB/s upload! Was going to suggest IPFS but that'd put my IP a bit more in the wild than I'd like. "file.re" seems legit and it's going pretty quick?
>>7231935
All of the McD's around here have $1 any drink any size for fountain drinks.
>>7232013
Long term maybe. If you're broke, that dollar menu will at least fill your belly.

>>7231848
It doesn't even stop at 32oz. For less than 2 burgerbux I can go to a gas station and get 40~55oz. If you ever wonder why Americans are fat fucks its because this shit is peddled as acceptable portion sizes.

Kon

>>7232051
don't worry, I'll work on the stuff I have for now and my buddy is uploading his version (he's membered in ARS kek) as we speak, I'll get my fix.

>>7231895
FUCK file.re. "Unknown error has occurred".
These people seem pretty based but the spam filter doesn't like it. Maxed out my connection on the upload.
https : // we . tl / t-rgLzb4Bx3u
>>7232065
Circle K here has 79 cent 64 oz Polar Pops their "fountain drink" trademark. They used to have an energy drink on tap as well.

>>7232065
do you at least know why? Are they intentionally trying to weaken and kill their population over there?I just googled it and gym memberships can go as low as 10 a month. Please tell me everyone takes advantage of that and the "america obeese lmao" is just a meme

>>7232169
>Are they intentionally trying to weaken and kill their population over there?
yes, and I can also tell you who it is and why.

>>7232147
Check the link right below you ;)
>>7232169
The only reason "murica fat" isn't a meme any more is because industrialization/"progress" has turned our Mexican neighbors and Arab oil-whores into even fatter turds over the past decade or two.
Every year during the "Eid" feast at the end of Ramadan full month of fasting the number of hospitalizations due to overeating in rich Persian Gulf countries increases. That is not a joke.

>>7232169
>gym memberships can go as low as 10 a month
What the fug that's lower than the gym memberships here and I'm in SEA

>>7232213
Shut it down.

>>7232169
The simple explanation that ignores all of the SOCIETYposting, /pol/tardation, and /x/planations is that it makes money for the people selling it.

>>7232169
Most of those cheap memberships are promos offers, but the real thing about American gyms is that nobody goes. The vast majority of people go for a New Years resolution, stick with it for a week or two, and then either forget to cancel their membership or give up because most gyms will make it as difficult as legally possible to cancel.
So they get $120/y from people who never even show up and use the facilities, which is how they stay in business.

>>7232169
I can't understand it either. A large coke here is 500ml, in the US a small coke is like 470 while the large is nearly a liter. I can't even intake that much soda in a short timeframe

>>7232253
oH FUCK WE'VE BEEN MADE
>>7232220
...im sorry anon i dont know what to type im genuinely in shock. hospitalization due to overeating? Jesus.
>>7232282
I get that sugar and food colouring in water is cheap but THAT cheap? no way...
>>7232331
150ml-200ml of coke in a day and im done I cant even finish a can alone. I dont even like coke that much, I only drink it cause its the only thing they have at parties and shit like that

to the nigger who said that Maririn will drop, fuck you. I should've hoarded earlier

>>7232394
It is in fact that cheap. Soft drinks cost literally nothing, fractions of a cent.
People have done the math and you would need to take advantage of free refills to drink like 5 large soras to actually break even. If you can drink that much before they kick you out of the restaurant you are an animal.

>>7232439

>>7232489
where is buffet ban anon when you need him

>>7232394
>150ml-200ml of coke in a day and im done I cant even finish a can alone.
Can you give me your stomach? That would greatly help me beat my Coka-Cola addiction. Thanks.

>>7232394
>I get that sugar and food colouring in water is cheap but THAT cheap? no way...
Soft Drinks can be produced on the cheap even when you use "quality" ingredients like cane sugar and the like. High-Fructose Corn Syrup is so cheap Jews have body pillows of corn.

>>7232245
They are even cheaper than that in some places.
I lived in an apartment complex that was relatively cheap for the area but still quite "nice converted failed condo development and it had a full gym inside it. It was basically my personal gym since it was families and OL types living there. There were maybe 2-3 other guys I'd see in there, and only if I went during normie hours. If I went for an insomniac or "day off" workout I had the place to myself. $10/mo here will get you the fancy gym with the sauna and massage table and shit.
>>7232282
This. Follow the money. Insert that picture that shows how 3-5 gigantic multinational corps (Nestle, Unilever, Kraft, General Mills, etc.) own something like 90% of the brands you see on store shelves.
>>7232331
A liter? That's rookie shit. Picrel.
Yes, that's THREE liters. Pretty sure most major chain convenience stores still run some kind of summer promo on these where you buy it for like $10 and get obscenely cheap refills on it.
>>7232489
The cup and the straw cost more than the soda. The point is to get you in the restaurant/store.
t. public healthfag. the obesity epidemic is very real, and it's partially a product of our foodservice/foodstuff industries

>>7232220
I was long downloading you based man.
animu instincts, bring me to the right shots

burgerbros... I knew it was bad but what the hell man... Im somehow sad for the people who live there now... Imagine a kid downing 32"oz" of coke in one sitting. fuckin hell im doomposting forgive me im tired, much more mentally tired now though.

Have you guys ever heard of water? It's fucking free.

>>7232618
Water has no marketing firm behind it.

>>7231095
Thanks for that zero fren

>>7232618
[Limmy's show clip Wa'er]
>>7232635
Nestlé is on it.
Burgers have it rough, don't they get some Flouride into their supply because gubment thinks they're too dumb to brush enough? God knows what that shit does long-term.

>>7232618
I know your mother pays it for you, but there is in fact a water bill. Tap water is not free, even if it doesn't cost much.

>>7232618
water...hah!

>>7232618
yo what the fuck nice

>>7232527
imean, just think of how gross it is... its black corn syrup/sugar water with bubbles... no one unirionically enjoys that alone, right? its some "fit in with the rest of society" fud, right?

If you need a caffeine fix, you should try Gunpowder tea instead of drinking soda.
A cup of gunpowder has around 40mg of Caffeine, the same amount (or more) than you'd get from a can of coke and it's not that expensive as far as tea goes.
Black teas are also a good option since they contain more caffeine than green tea.

>>7232604
The thing is, there's honestly not many obese children roaming the streets, it's mainly their parents due to metabolism hijinks. On campus for me, there is practically no one obese, it only really ramps up the older you get.
>>7232667
The amount in water is controlled well, and it's been 75 years since it was first implemented, so there's not much to worry about I would say. Fluoride just sounds scarier than it is, especially in low amounts.
https://www.cdc.gov/fluoridation/basics/anniversary.htm

How long do you fucks think I can buy Marine, Noel, and Rushia before it's no longer worth it? I'm starting to think I can actually go into a Friday with $0 liquid.
>>7232604
Why do you think I said Aqua's drink was weak? picrel. It really is that bad.
>>7232618
Here's your reminder that Flint, MI had entirely undrinkable, lead and legionella contaminated municipal water from 2014-2019.
Even in places where that isn't true, sometimes the tap water here is still undrinkable. Ironically enough, a lot of "dumps" in the Midwest have some of the tastiest fucking tap water possible. I guzzle that shit.
>>7232635
Nestle would like to have a word with you.
>>7232667
Ehhh, you could far more easily accidentally ingest more fluoride while brushing your teeth than you'd get from drinking water. It's a complete fucking nothingburger.
Don't listen to all the FUD you hear. Some of it is certainly with merit, but there is a reason you don't see anybody who actually knows what they are talking about saying anything about water fluoridation.
If I still had my old notes I'd rattle off the long list of places around the world where aquifer/spring water has an order of magnitude more fluoride than we've ever added to water supplies. It was kind of where they got the idea...
again t. public health fag

Unless you guys are about to start talking about how Burger "Nutrition" explains all of their retarded plays on NASFAQ, remember to Keep It About The Money.

>>7232781
I've been addicted to coke since I was a kid and honestly, I just want to get rid of both sugar and caffeine altogether.[/spoiler[

>>7232816
>Flint
They did that to themselves because they're N

>>7232635
>>7232667
>>7232701
>>7232702
>>7232715
Burgers need to try some drink mixes. Over here, they come in little packets you can get for about $0.10-0.20 each depending on the size. They come in all water bottle sizes and all kinds of flavours--even soda--so you can just buy a pack, pour it in your water, and shake.

>Takos drinking liquid sugar
>They have noodle arms
it all makes sense now.

>>7232781
or just enjoy a nice cuppa' joe

>>7232833
Pumping Mel with money will not get me to have sex with her. Everyone is just sitting on their autotrader pumping Noel Rushia and Marine with their loads of cash, so the thread will just turn into peak boredom.

>>7232833
yozora mel more like yosucha buzzkill

>>7232847
You can get rid of sugar by drinking tea.
As for caffeine, you are probably going to fail if you try to cold turkey it. Just transition to high caffeine お茶 to keep yourself alive, and then taper off into green teas with less caffeine content. There are plenty of teas you can drink with no caffeine content once you've gotten your intake down.

>>7232906
preach it, joe and water are the only two things I drink besides various alcohols

>wake up
>don't understand anything
( ˘ω˘)ｽﾔｧ

>>7232906
J-joe?

>>7232870
Most drink mixes in Burgerland have fake sugar substitutes in them, which are actually worse for you than sugar and HFCS, because Burgers don't know how to solve a problem except with something that causes cancer.

>>7232971
the takos taught me it's burger for "black coffee"

>>7232956
tl;dr: americans are sad, dont drink sugar, only drink water, coffee, and tea

>>7232847
You can kick caffeine in three days. It kind of sucks at first, but it's possible. Green tea. Black tea if you want that extra kick. Coffee if you like the taste and want the bigger kick. Remember - the darker the coffee roast, the LESS caffeine it has. Basically what >>7232941 said.
Tea is very tasty with even 1 spoon of honey added to it and still way less sugar than the soda if you want that sweet kick too.
You'll have to be sure to religiously and properly brush twice a day to avoid that coffee/tea-staining on your teeth, and if your toothpaste has "stannous fluoride" in it (rarer, usually in "Gum Health" shit) you will have to ditch it for regular sodium fluoride stuff as the "tin" fluoride can (reversibly) stain your teeth even more.
I'm weak, so I just started buying those yuro sized 8 oz cans and/or the 8 oz glass bottles or the Mexican shit with the real sugar. Making it more expensive actually helped me self regulate.
>>7232870
We have them, they're all over the place.
>>7232979
Mostly true. Sucralose gives me the fucking squirts. "Stevia" is supposed to be safe but it tastes like shit.
>>7232833
Only because you got dubs and because I dream of Mel paizuri. Last one for me.

Nice blogs retards, but keep it about the money

>>7232994
Can you name ina's drink order?

>>7233057

>>7233057
okay, here we go. money talk:
My auto-trader is still running and will be doing that for another while. How about you guys?

>>7232941
>>7233019
I actually had success with cold turkey, surviving the week-long headaches and "pssh" hallucinations. The problem is habits, kinda like smokers. The moment life gets more stressful, I instinctively go and buy a coke, and we're back to square one. Or I'll be out at a restaurant and order a coke without even thinking about it, and then grab one one the way home, and here we go again.
Habits are the worst part of it.

Are you guys done with your boglympics reps? Sure got a lot of time to be blogging.

>>7233019
Stevia is fine but nobody knows how to ratio it properly. I use stevia packets for certain teas and it's great if you ratio it out yourself. It's MUCH stronger than sugar, so the store-bought sodas and drinks with it are always overbearing with how much they put in, giving it a weird taste and highlighting the usually-soft grassy aftertaste.

>>7233103
My auto-trader is still running and will be doing that for another while.

>>7233057
well we have burger players here, so talking about their health allows them to be more conscious about it, therefore having a better lifestyle and clearer mind, with that clearer mind, they can make smarter plays on NASFAQ. Therefore, we ARE talking about the money, silly crewmate!

>>7233103
Yea, Im buying Towa. How about you?

more blogs more bogs

>>7233103
I have been buying the same coins for maybe 3 hours. It's given me to reflect on how my Oshi is a shitcoin and that I'm permabogging myself to this place by having her.

>>7233152
we're basically buffing some of the other players to make it more fun.
>>7233103
My auto-trader is still running and will be doing that for another while.

>>7233161
I'm buying Towa. My auto-trader is still running and will be doing that for another while.

>>7233124
My schedule is wake up five minutes before adjustment, buy/sell my first stocks of the day manually from my profile, eyeball autotrader for those stocks, then go back to sleep/blogpost while posting smug sheep.

Remember to take your meds.
You ARE taking Iodine, right?

>>7233057
>>7233095
There's no secret nasfaq discord because /nasfaqg/ was nasfaq discord all along

wanted to post .webm but my webm script broke after I updated mpv for the first time in 4 years

Are we blogging? Here's a blog for ya:

I'm back in the green babyyy. Been a very productive day. Got some good discount coins and my oshi on discount got me on the oshiboard for now. And the haaton sheet tells me that I have big fat divvies so that's good. Speaking of the haaton sheet, I might soon be able to make one of my own for predicting adjustments and divvies numbers--just need to learn how to load my JSONs onto a sheet using google apps script.

As for my adjustment reps, I did 2 out of 5 sets of 10 because my back started to hurt. I'll try to do the rest later.

>>7233103
My auto-trader is still running too! DAE flashbang? haha!
>>7233129
Huh. Sounds a lot like how Monster adds fucking sucralose Splenda even to their REGULAR non-diet shit. So you have HFCS, glucose syrup, AND sucralose. Somebody offered me one at a LAN party type thing, took it to avoid being a rude guest. They know I am a caffiend. "iDubbz-I-Want-to-Die.webm" Fucking vile.
I'll have to try Stevia solo. Probably the same reason the Splenda "powder" you can buy in packets is like 90% filler, that shit is all so much sweeter than sugar it's not even funny.
>>7233172
Who is she? beleeb. She will deliver. unless she's Ina/Suisei and you expect dividends. Keep a good altcoin portfolio to keep your ass afloat.
>>7233280
...should I be? They put it in the fucking salt here.
>>7233503
I have mad respect for you mpv-fags. The level of required scripting/customization just to use it effectively was enough of a hard filter to keep me doing shit by hand in a command prompt.
>>7233523
BIG. FAT. DIVS.
FAT.
DIVS.

>>7233280
>Iodine
yes anon I brush my teeth

>>7233555
>...should I be? They put it in the fucking salt here.
How much table salt do you ingest?
Most Americans are unironically Iodine deficient.

>>7233555
brrrt
nice numerals friend

>>7233555
>Who is she?

>>7233555
most of the good shit is on github somewhere, the thread on /v/ and the occasional one on /a/ help a lot, I don't really need much just this one
https://github.com/ekisu/mpv-webm

>>7233752
Off-topic, I can't buy her on nasfaq so not hololive related.

man this might take a while, I have way too much fun freeze-framing

>the final model will have the zipper go down to where you can see Maririn's navel

>>7233603
Almost none, but I eat a lot of salty shit and now you have me wondering if the salt that gets added to prepared food is also iodized.
>>7233752
Look at the bright side - with Tower on your oshiboard you never have to worry about her value dipping low for too long! unless "I am Tower, doctor"
>>7233764
I'll have to check that out. I need to remember how to output alpha video properly using AVISynth so that I don't have to fuck around with Resolve. That's the exact moment I wanted to make a giant transparent WEBM out of lol.
>>7233813
I am having fun too. She's so cute. I can't help myself. Be careful, it's looking like some of the white trim at the edges of her outfit (anchors on the sleeve, something on the hat) gets caught by most of the pre-set chroma key stuff I was playing with.

>>7233555
>and you expect dividends
I have no divvies, and I must buy.

Marine's new outfit really gives that "hello fellow kids" vibe huh

>>7233890
Marine's giant ass can be used as a floatation device in case of emergency.
fr though if you oshicoin something with bad divs, I would hope your altcoin positions are basically "all the cheap sankisei I can get and never sell and any discount braps if you were lucky enough to hold them"

>>7233871
photoshop does an okay job I guess

Marine's new outfit really gives that "I just had gangbang with 5 niggers and I want more" vibe huh

>>7231095
>>7231673
enough juice for me and my gf!

>>7234028
Very funny joke anon, you got all thread laughing.

>>7234066
I'm glad you liked it

>>7234028
this nigga got icons on his desktop

>>7234028
>Thinkpad
Based

>>7234156
thats a macbook retard

>>7234028
now imagine if the hats were, say... off?

>>7234188
thats an alienware retard

>>7234188
It says fekkin "Lenovo" on the bezel. It's still not a ThinkPad though.

>>7234028
>laptop

>>7234206
>>7234218
its white so its a macbook

>>7234197

are we posting our laptops?

>senchou made her design easy to draw explicitly for more doujins to come out

>>7234028
>TWO ThinkPad Chads in NASFAQ
Either that or Cypher just has two thinkpads of different case colors...which is possible, I suppose. I know a guy with literally 50 ThinkPads of varying functionality.

>>7234269
ORANGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7234269
I use my tech for too long to want to put anything permanent on it. I've been using the same laptop for almost 5 years now.

>>7234279
I got into a thinkpad addiction back in 2015. I bought a bunch of cheap ones like the X60 and only used them for trying out distros.

>>7234334
Can't you buy a protective laptop case and just put the stickers on the case?

>>7234269
Stickers on laptops are cringe.
but how did you even get that many gura stickers

>>7234277
>Senchou, I don't feel so good
I don't think I remember how to use AVISynth.

i hate america, money and capitalism
buy subaru

>>7234334
I've been using this laptop for 4 years and the chummy cunny stickers for ~6 months and they never stay on pretty good no peeling no tearing

>>7234402
I just print them on pvc paper theres a mega somewhere with a bunch of sticker ready fanart

>>7234515
>they never stay on pretty good no peeling no tearing
I meant they stay on pretty good never peeling no tearing fuck I need some coffee

>>7234408
you're not alone today, stitching works MUCH better with anime goddamnit.

>>7234230
Laptops are the best bang for your buck.

>>7233871
>I eat a lot of salty shit
That's your iodine deficiency causing cravings.

>>7234622
I hate how this is true now

>>7234028
>sharing orange juice with my post
Wait, am *I* your gf, anon?

Where are the hoshiyomis? It's kinda weird not seeing them for this long

and where's my tonga time

and my axe

>>7234949
>>7235041
Fading away just like big fat dividends poster and never buy Towa poster

>>7235110
I feel sad.

>>7234942
we are all girlfriends here

>>7235127
So am I

>>7235142
wah poster is my favorite gf right above pomuposter

>>7235142
o--oh...

>>7234949
I won't check nasfaq until people stop selling suisei
>>7235041

>one of these days the /fit/ poster will also leave and every one will end up either a fat obese mess or a tako
please no

>>7235285
/fit/ poster is my gf she can't leave me like that!

never knew I needed this but there's a frame where her outro logo flying in looks like a mole

>the pomuposter didn't show up today
where is my friend?

>>7234949
Hello sir, (119 new posts), cba to read them, I was raiding.

>>7235355
and it's better to see when I actually upload the right picture

>>7235379
he's here already trying to shit up the thread but people learned to ignore him

>>7235355
ehm yes

You called?

>132 screenshots
off to batch-processing, might not be done in time for a new thread, someone make an op just in case

>>7235404
>Implying it's the pomuposter who shits up the thread and not the people overreacting to him

>>7235404

>>7235404
>>7235447
that beauty mark. hnggg.

testing transparent WEBM. no idea if this worked. it probably didn't.