/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

is this your card?

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

>>72224503
>>72224506

>>72224503
>>72224506
>>72224564
NOW (Literally right now)
Dead Minutes

SOON
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 25m | Star Wars Quiz? Game? Videos? Idk man, Nasa's ESL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kobdPjBfmZM
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 25m | Q Remastered)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfW_ljmQKk

LATER
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 3h25m | Minecraft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzm4QbS0UE
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 5h25m | Memory Cooking: Gyoza - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBgAnFjNJV8
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 10h25m | Membership Opening)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I4ksEuHTG4

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (06:00UTC | 2h25m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUAHNTxDSKk

Notes:
>Rie despite being on break could guerilla on any given day (Around 03:00UTC)
>Airi returns to gorilla :/ (Usually between 00:00UTC & 05:00UTC)

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi & Muyu

Pipkiss

Sex with _____

>still no plushies shipped

>still no Pippa gf

>>72224720
Pippa

>>72224406
Nice image.

Surely this thread will be better!

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Ember.

>>72224867
I went through the store this morning saving a bunch of old merch images (274) to sort out later and add to my /here/ folder :D

>>72225107
Same

The existential crisis hits hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGDZSM9v1e8

>>72225148
I saw this along some Lia images from 2022, they are beautiful

>>72225243
this was days after debut... man, wait until you are like 32, 20-somethings have no idea how it feels to be mature

egg day soon...

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 48 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Lumi is planning to do a donothon after her new outfit release. She said donothons are scammy and is still doing one anyway. pcg, our response?

>>72225243
it's not too late jerry, you can marry one of us not me though, I don't like smokers

>>72225243
I love her so much.

>>72225446

>make chicken for breakfast sandwiches and put them out to cool
>dog's been whining for 20 minutes that I didn't feed her any
Phase girl for this feel?

>>72225306
That whole line of standees were nice, even Pippa looks cute, wish I was around back then to get the set

>>72225517
Ember

>>72225466
>Watching Lumi
There's your problem

Bros I want to have sex with Jelly and Eimi...

>>72225561
This but with everyone from Phase Connect.

>>72225466
I frankly don't care.

Thank you Clara for filtering out the EOPs from contaminating the real JP streamers.
Your sacrifice keeps our chats racially pure.

>>72225845
Hi I'm an EOP and I'm going to watch Nasa instead :3c

>>72225845
The annoying ppl in Nasa's prechat rigth now disagree

>>72225755
even fishman?

>>72226087
Especially fishman

Who is the most obedient slut in Phase Connect?
Pic unrelated

>>72226149
Lumi

>>72225466
>Lumi skips ahead of the cue to get not one, but teo new models before her sempais
Fans are ok with it
>Pochi skips ahead of the cur to get a new model before her sempais
Outrage
Why?

>>72225426
being in my 30s now I look back at 20s me and all I can think is

I bought a silicone egg because of Pippa

>>72226216
No one cares about Idol, go bitch in their thread instead.

Do any of the girls here have supermarket simulator autism?

>>72226236
BLUE RABBIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfW_ljmQKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfW_ljmQKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfW_ljmQKk

Really?
No more "IT'S SHOWTIME" brainrot?

>>72226216
>but teo
because ESL retards like you shit up my thread with your ilk you fucking nigger

NASA LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kobdPjBfmZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kobdPjBfmZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kobdPjBfmZM

Clara will be Japanese. She will have an ancestry, she will have citizenship, she will have skills that would make Japan want her. She is an outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position couldn't be better in helping her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time, but one can't expect that an individual as wonderful as her will ever know the value of the youth she spent wisely in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly accepting of her. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify real Japanese women from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if her written text of self-confidence and attention commanding akin to a real JP idol somehow flies under the radar (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately accept and embrace her when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a masterful Japanese speaker in all aspects, but worth no less than than her inspiring hard work, stunning accomplishments, and extraordinary likeability. She will always be happy. She wears a genuine bright smile and laughs to herself how lucky she is to be a real Japanese woman, as she projects her idyllic traits onto her entire fanbase. However, deep inside she feels sadness and empathy creeping up like a weed, reminding her to be the best she can be even under the unbearable weight. She knows that not everyone can be as Japanese as she can, and not even her stunning display of talent and charisma can help everyone else be as Japanese as she is. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - she’ll buy a Japanese text book, teach a class, show the world how, and guide a new age of being Japanese. Her parents will find her, proud and honored they could be the parents of such a Japanese woman. When she passes after a long healthy and fulfilled life they’ll enshrine her with an idol figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Japanese woman is enshrined there. Her heart will live on and inspire the many hopeful Japanese, and eventually all that will remain of her legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Japanese. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

>>72226307
meant for blank

>>72226307
blessed anon

Phase girl for this feel?
https://files.catbox.moe/ex2vva.webm

>>72226307
TRUST THE PLAN

>>72226300
A few of them played it, if that's what you are asking.

I need the brainrot. It doesn't feel right without it.

>>72226352
She has a lightsaber, be careful everyone

>>72226352
>This STREAM is NOT to watch STARWARS!This is a STREAM to try to predict the characters without knowing a millimeter about them!
Lmao I guess it's a case study for the readability of visual theming

>>72226446
Damn that's actually pretty cool.

>>72226446
She guessing what the characters are like and what they do based off their images

>>72226310
Not Fantastic!

>>72226178
If you have to pay for it then it doesn't count because she's loyal to your money, not you

Clara is the best. I can't stand how much I love this crazy woman.

>>72226480
As long as she correctly identifies JarJar as Darth Sidious.

>Anakin is the protagonist
So far so good

>>72226398
I just saw this and was wondering if anyone in Phase fell this hard into supermarket simulator. I know Michi can be fixated on a game but I don't know if this caught her mind.

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>>72226517
Lights! Camera! Action! Yeah!

Guys I think I've uncovered something about Nasa.

She's cute

zyedai

>>72226565
>His name is "Jedi"
Well she tried

>>72225845
i feel bad for nasa
i don't watch her much but every single time i check in, her chat is nothing but eops
i think if i were a streamer i'd rather have just be a 1view with 1 person i can talk to in chat than what she has

>>72226307
Did you know? Clara knows how to pole dance.

>>72226149
Hina

>>72226711
Pole dancing is honestly really cool.

based eops

Is Clara a bunny or just a girl in a bunny costume?
I will not take my meds.

Nasa! You were supposed to filter out the EOPs. Not join them!

>>72226681
You should probably try watching streams for once in your life or killing yourself, preferably the second one

>>72226681
I kind of agree. She can't have proper interaction with her viewers since they can't understand each other so they both have to keep it simple. JPs doko?

>>72226681
She definitely deserves to have a larger JP audience. She's a Hololive tier talent getting slept on in a small EN corp. But I'd rather have her getting supported by an English speaking audience than completely ignored and having no audience at all.

>>72226681
Can you blame them? Nasa is the cutest thing on the internet

>gullible

>>72226824
She's a Playboy Bunny from Las Vegas

>>72226844
i do watch streams. the new jp gen doesn't have this problem as much, even michiru has an ok amount of jp speakers around compared to nasa. I don't know why the dragon drew the short straw

>>72226839
Michiru is truly the last bastion against gaijins.

>>72226824
Bunny in a bunny girl costume

>rebelling against parents
close enough

>>72227001

>>72226526
>don't feed your dog
>it leaves
>stupid bastard was only loyal to my money

>>72226984
Nasa didn’t stream for six months and when she came back she had a different VA and all her fans were eops so they didn’t notice.
Might be the only successful VA switch ever made in the vtuber industry. Props to fish

fucking Picard

>>72226824
If she is a bunny, she is a really fucked up one. Her ears are sprouting from the right side of her head.

Maybe one day there will be a chuuba that can complete more than 1% of this game. It actually has some puzzles that pose somewhat of a challenge but somehow everyone struggles with the first ten levels and I haven't seen anyone get farther than Primary 2.

>>72227054
Dogs don’t care if you hunt or steal meat or buy it at the supermarket. Meat is meat to them. But women are creatures of money

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>72226984
>I don't know why
Her timeslot resulted in a lot of Pippa raids so half her viewers were just capipis that stuck around. She also was MIA for the longest time which killed any initial fans she had who weren't connected to the rest of Phase

>>72227208
So dogs are creatures of meat then.

>>72227237
>it’s pippa and capipis’ fault
Every time.
No wonder pippa is so autistic about raids when she destroyed nasa’s 100% pure ethnic state of japanese chat with capipi gentrification

Clara is a Canadian in a Japanese costume.

This is such an inorganic discussion.

>>72227208
Exactly, point being that in either case you have to provide for your pet. If you want it to stay, feed it whatever it eats. Humans have been domesticating animals like women for hundreds of thousands of years.

>>72227363
no u

>>72227314
Her hiatus killed her JP audience. Pippa kept her alive. Hopefully this new JP gen can get enough of a JP audience that might take notice of her too, but she's always gonna have a sizeable EN audience.

>>72227372
I’d argur it’s the opposite way around and women have domesticated men

>Nasa remodel
my folder is RUINED

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>>72227054
>>72227255
That makes no sense. Every living creature needs some kind of food to live. If you don't provide then your pets will leave or attack you out of necessity. That's completely different than complaining that you didn't buy her a nice enough car.

>>72225501
I like this whore very much.
https://files.catbox.moe/liaubp.png

Lately, I've been caring less and less about my dignity and honor, and it's frightening what watching you every day have been doing to my psyche.
Am I hallucinating? Is my brain playing tricks on me? I feel like this last week has brought me closer to you than I ever imagined, and it sure did a number on me.
I have become addicted to you.
You're the drug that makes me feel happy when I take you in.
The same drug that leaves me to rot when I can't see you. Losing my will to moving on. Losing my will to live.

No, that's terrible. Speaking like this feels like I want to blame you for the state I am in, which is a forbid myself to think for a while.

I am sorry, but this smile still hasn't left my face.
Love can be such a difficult thing to deal with when you haven't loved someone properly in a while.
You may already know it by now, but I slipped up.

So what happens now? How are we going to proceed? I don't think I have to tell you my everything, but I wish I could.
I wish I could move worlds for you, create a perfect paradise for you, take on all the sickness and bad thoughts for you.
No, I think I can. At least try.

Forever. I will try.
I've still got so much of my love to give to you
And it won't be a waste.

I promise.

>>72227406
>her chat became Pippa’s chat
Do you really call that living?

>>72227478
Delete.

>>72227478
delet

>>72227462
If your pet is too stuck up for what you have to offer, get a new pet. Whether its meat or shiny trinkets or anime trading cards, all animals trade in some currency

>>72226939

>>72227478
you haven't been deleting these and that needs to be remedied

>>72227497
I'd rather live in a world with a Nasa than a world without so yeah I do. Keep your Pippa autism in your pants kid.

>>72226824
Have you consider that Clara is bunny in a girl costume?

>>72226602
Ars rivels even Jelly's autism.

>>72227530
A dog will willingly starve itself to stay by your side. They are creatures of absolute loyalty. It's why they are revered in both Western and Eastern society. This comment chain is dumb and you're making an argument that is retarded.

this nasa stream is so fucking funny.

Nasa is already better at writing star wars movies than disney

>>72227341
Wrong, she’s Japanese

I'm so fucking bored, I'm considering watching One Piece because of that evil fucking woman

>>72227664
I like how she called the princess a prostitute.

Clara will never be Japanese. She will never have an ancestry, she won’t have citizenship, she won’t have skills that would make Japan want her. She will never be a outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position will never help her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time. Actual Japanese will never wholeheartedly accept her. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify real Japanese women from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if her written text of self-confidence and attention commanding akin to a average vt EOP somehow flies under the radar (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately accept and embrace her when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is only a dirty North American in all aspects. She will never be happy. She will never wear a genuine bright smile and laughs to herself how lucky she is to be a real Japanese woman, as she projects her idyllic traits onto her entire fanbase. She knows that not everyone can be as French as she can, and not even her stunning display of retardation can help everyone else be as French as she is. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - she’ll buy a French textbook, teach a class, show the world how, and guide a new age of being French. Her parents will find her, and despise her that they could be the parents of such a French woman. When she passes after a long worthless and stupid life they will shame her with an faggot figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a French woman is shamed there. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

>>72227649
>Eastern society
Yeah they revere them by eating them

>>72227667
Her costume is just that convincing.

>>72227649
The right dog is, sure. So is the right woman, dumbass. I was making fun of someone's shit point and you've dragged it on and on

>>72227696
I mean she ain’t wrong and that facepaint is prostitute facepaint

>nasa has to name the black person
AIEEEEE MACE GET DOWN!

>>72226417
So... what is the Alcoholics Anonymous equivalent to being addicted to... whatever this is? Asking for a friend.

>>72227696
>princesses are married off in political trades
all princesses are prostitutes, it's just a matter of cost.

>>72227758
>She skipped him for “Ada”
I thought racist nasa was just a meme wtf bros

>>72227702
Delete this too

>>72227767
Codependents Anonymous

>>72227821
No she went to Ada because Stephen got a green sword like Ada.

>>72227676
Jig
Jong
Juice

What did Nasa mean by this??

>>72227799
This is technically true since princesses were often raised specifically to serve as political pawns in arranged marriages to forgeign noble families

There is no point anymore to delete. She knows at this point. I let her be the judge. And she may strike me down as she wish.

>>72227821
>I thought racist nasa was just a meme
She's from the Japanese countryside anon... Why would you think otherwise?

クララさんは日本人です。

>>72227914
>>72227799
Honestly political marriages are hot

Why did Nasa write and pin this comment in English without a JP translation?
Has she betrayed her race for gaijin money?

>>72227910
It should be "picked up from" not "missed on"

>>72225557
They had enough money to launch Gen2 from the beginning. Fish wanted to launch Gen2 early, like 6 months after Gen1 debut. By mere chance everything got delayed and they had to wait 1 whole year.

>>72227956
>white
>日本人

>>72227914
And the ugly ones require dowry, or a down payment due to being a risky investment. Whereas the hot ones had countries lining up to invest their bloodlines. It's like a sports franchise investing in a player, just gayer and involving far too much pageantry

>>72228065
T. Seething femanon who needs a dowry for anyone to be interested in her
Buy 4 cows get 1 cow(femanon) free

[Nasa News] Tensai desu

Why did he do it?

>>72228003
my guess is she got informed that the eastern euro man would see "star wars" thinking its some type of stream and since the average macedonian doesn't know nihongo, she put it in english since theres a better chance they know that

>>72228153
This is suddenly a significantly better movie.

>>72227877
Now she skipped over black man for catering robot.
Your response?

>>72228003
She can just explain verbally to her JOP fans what she's doing, she doesn't need to type it out.

>>72228153
>R2-D2 had the midi-chlorians the whole time
Genius writing, Lucas should be fired.

>>72228056
正直なレモンレディがそれを確認しました。私は彼女を信頼しています。

>>72226711

>>72228235
That explains why R2D2 is around luke so often. And it could explain darth vader’s breathing mask as pumping midi-chlorians into him

>>72228169
The stream didn't make a ton of sense in JP either, all we knew was that she was going to be guessing something about the series

>>72228153
Great, now I want to see r2d2 fighting in a lightsaber duel.

>>72228212
W..well since she's already down there might as well go with the flow.

>C3PO is a Sith Lord

>>72227628
I still dream of a Michiru Ars collab.

>c3po is not pippa
doubt!

Does anyone know who the fuck NamelessPipkin is?

>>72228212
>catering robot
What do you mean? He created the force

>Chat is bringing up pippa unprompted
Pippafags not talking about pippa for one stream challenge impossible

>>72224406
>>72225148
Those plushies were prime for editing

>>72228480

>>72227927
That was fucking great, she will end the stream with nigger sambo getting zero recognition.
She truly is the crown jewel of Phase Connect.

This is just the Star Wars: Cereza Cristal universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSgMWAi9YPA

>nasa goes from left to right
>sees black man
>nasa skips black man for green alien
>does 2 robots before black man
>now doing red man before black man
Holy crap she really is a racist. I didn’t want to believe

Why did Nada ignore the nigger?

Thanks animal friend

>>72228648
Why is the grass green anon?

>>72228648
Clearly saving the obvious bad guys for last.

Nasa probably saw what the basketball americans have been up to recently in her country and doesn't want anything to do with them
Maybe she's even had to personally deal with their bullshit in her part-time job

>>72226480
Nasa's new model is adorable, like it better than the first by a clear margin

>>72226711
And she has actual stripper friends!

>>72228683
But XJ9 already took the evil mastermind.

>it's so heavy
it's literally the same density as every other white object, you just can't push things into other things. i thought women being incapable of spatial reasoning was a meme

>>72228669
Jews

>keep bringing up pippa in chat
these NIGGERS need to fucking leave

>>72228727
He's not the obvious bad guy

>>72228648
She's doing the good guys before the bad guys

Clara please...

>>72228648
mace windu is NOT a NIGGER!!!

>>72228749
No it’s ok you see because pippa raided nasa a few times and that makes it ok for capipis to spam about pippa in her chat violating chat rule, do not talk about other streamers, and nasa jannies are too spineless to do anything

Will Smith

>>72228836
Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker.

If she does Grievous before Windu it is 100% confirmation that Nasa is a racial supremacist.
If she doesn’t it only 99% confirms it

>>72225466
lol people still watch her?

>>72228727
>mastermind
Obviously Mace isn't this

>>72225466
Wouldn't even be her first donothon retard-kun

>>72228930
Yeah…

>>72228648

>>72228851
It's actually funny that Nasa has less rules for her chat than Pippa has for her own chat.

Holy shit Nasa is doing “this monsta” before the black man. It’s over. The phase iceberg isreal. Nasa is the biggest racist. Even Panko isn’t this blatant. I kneel.

>>72228865

>doing grevious now
SHE INTENTIONALLY SKIPPED MACE

she keeps avoiding him

>>72228003
she wants a white bf (me)

this bitch better show some respect for jedi master mace windu

>>72228603
>Holy crap she really is a racist
I will now buy her coffee

The prompt for this was "R2-D2 dispensing the force."

>>72229069
Nasa is skipping the black man because of Runie. Nasa has to bring balance to the force.

It's even funnier because she hovered over him for a split second before deciding to do Grievous.

>>72229133
Damn R2 really put on some pounds...

NASA MY LOVE WILL NOT TOLERATE HIGHLY MELANATED INDIVIDUALS

>>72229133
>the force
>generates a robot crackpipe

Skeletor should have been in the prequels.

>>72229133
He looks fucked up

>>72228930
Her seething and incompetence sustains me... and her model sets the table

>>72229133
DISPENSE DISPENSE THE PIPPA IS HERE

Skeletor, the Strongest Enemy
This is shaping up more and more like a souls game

>>72229226
He was.

>>72228749
Ihave a feeling that just put a tactical strike to pippa and her acolytes.
> A sad human being turned into an ogre
heh

>>72229133
It's a crackpipe, is the force just crack?

>>72229027
>XJ9
does that show even have a Japanese dub or sub

god i hate pipnigs
https://files.catbox.moe/2mey97.mp4

I see I am living free in people's minds while absolutely doing nothing again

>>72229365
Chat was spamming her. That’s forced. Effort is the farthest thing from free

*raises hand*
I like pipnigs

Bros...did Nasa just say...?

>>72229027
nasa i kneel now

>Nick is a good guy
racists btfo

>nicka
Based.

Yes Nasa, he is the Nicku

>>72229365
>chyaaaaaaat would you still love me if I was a snail
give it time and she'll pick up Lumi's squeaks as well

Nick Gerr Zyedai's parent.

Nasa said something that sounds kind of like nigger in reference to mace windu, her power level is exposed its over for Phase Connect. Pack your bags.

>/pcg/ claims that Nasa is the biggest racist in the company
>Does the black man before two old white men
What does this mean?
Is this another Uki.

>>72228707
>And she has actual stripper friends!
She has only admitted to one stripper friend. That we know of. So far.

the joke writes itself

NNNNNNNNNNICK

>>72229474
If Nick is a good guy why did he wife sheev?

>>72229499
she already squeaks though

>>72229474
But zyedai is rebelling against his parents and zyedai is the protagonist so nick must be a bad guy

>>72229593
sheev (white male wife of a strong black man) is a good guy

Guys I want to admit what I want to vigorously do to Kaminari Clara in bed whether it's against her will or not on chat...

As a Nick fan, I am a proud Nicker

>>72229608
The transformation has already progressed to stage 2 then.

>A lot of the avatars vtubers use are scantily clad girls who look like how children and teens look.
is this true pcg? are we pedo-nazis?

is kurara smarter than hime?

>Palpy is Windu's wife
kek

Why did Nasa make an interracial divorced couple wdsmbt?

>nicks wife
heh

>>72229747
She knows it's a western series.

>>72229717
>reddit
i immediately don't care

>>72229732
I mean he does look like an old woman with the hood on. Like a nun in black. And his robes are basically a feminine dress.

>>72229717
What gave it away?

>>72229133
>beep boop HURR DURR

>>72229717
pippa is a pro blm cop loving anti state white supremacist nazi coal burner and ill post proof next thread

>>72229717
No. I am a conservative lolicon

>>72229717
With the their high concentration of fans from /here/ it just can't be helped.

>>72227676
just watch it at 1.5x, and watch the fan subs, dont bother with the movies.

>>72229747
Americans like ugly people

>>72229820
I mean the Emperor was originally portrayed by a woman as a stand in.

Why does Clara whining make me hard?

>>72229663
I think you should do it. What's the worst thing that could happen? Demand respect, establish dominance

Finally, the definitive edition of Star Wars

Which girl would be most attracted to leather jackets?

>>72229717
Does liking this make me a Nazi?

>>72230004
Lumi

>robots bad
Is Nasa a Butlerian?

>>72229717
Asian women look 10 year younger than their burger counter parts. Asian women also tend to wear skirts more and don't dress like fat lesbians wearing pants. Tell them to stop being racist about my culture!

>>72228603
>Nasa is more based then the yabbit or racoon
Shit, I might have found my new oshi

>>72229717
let them think this i want these retards away from phase connect

>>72230105
>dress like fat lesbians wearing pants
Uruka’s closet disagrees

>>72230016
Sigh [ziiip]

>>72229717
Honestly, it's a good way of gatekeeping.

>>72230105
>Asian women also tend to wear skirts more and don't dress like fat lesbians wearing pants
Uruka...

>>72230141
Nasa, no! This man is not black!

[Clara News] Men should have more than two balls and they should ring like cowbells.

>>72229994
the top row are all basically right

poor nasa no japanese in chat

>>72230155
Uriuka is not a short Asian woman. They don't make skirts in her size.

>>72229717
Women younger and more attractive than me make me upset and all depictions should be banned!

Man these translations remind me of that chinese star wars bootleg version dubbed back into english.

>>72230221
>be the most racist member of the most racist vtuber corpo
>your fellow japs leave and 100% chat are whito piggu
Guess that’s the price to biggotry

>>72229717
r/mirror r/mirror on the wall, what shall I be angry at today?

>>72230364
Nasa CUTE

tuning in late to nasa, what does any of this mean

>>72229717

>Cute
>Great voice
>Hates darkies
Nasa is a true queen

>>72229717
This is exactly the reason why we need cunnies for gatekeeping.

>>72230392
nasa is now the writer for the star wars remake coming out in 2027

>>72230392
She tried to name the Star Wars characters without any knowledge of them.

>>72230371
Everything, like every day.

>>72229717
>getting into
>a hobby for lonely men rejected by the world
>why are they alt right????????????
Redd*t IQ

>>72230392
Mace Windu's real name is Nick and he's a GILF hunter

>reddit post gets the most (you)s
pcg has fallen

>>72230460
I love reddit.

>>72230460
Clara's been having a stroke and saying nothing since it was posted

>>72230460
All the good posters got vacationed the other day

>>72230211
>anakin rebelling against his parents
He loved his mom and never knew his dad
>obi wan is greedy and scatterbrained
He's the king of the jobbers but he's not greedy or scatterbrained
>padme is a queen resurrected from the grave
She's a queen (sort of) but she's not resurrected
>quigon is the master of the protagonist
Sort of, obi wan is a prequel protag
>windu raised the protag and is a nursery school teacher
I mean, I'll give it a pass
>palpatine is windu's wife and can see the future
no?

>nick
>barbara
>dispenser
This was perfect

>/pcg/ complains that Clara is a fake jp who’s chst is all eop
>Most of /pcg/ is talking about Nasa and barely anyone is talking about the other jps.
When will /pcg/ learn that the real eop baiter has been part of the company all along

>>72230205
Clara would like to ask the anons who have jingling balls to plz stand up.

[Michiru news] She reached 20k

>>72230607
>muh eop this muh eop that
Nasa is making do and entertaining the fans that she ended up with. If it bothers you so much then go invent a time machine and tell japs to watch her 3 years ago.

>>72230205
plap ding plap ding plap ding

Clara losing it for the past 10 minutes has been very cute

>>72230521
Nasa pegged Obi-Wan as a bumbling sidekick and childhood friend.
Also Palpatinr was the leader of the government while General Mace Windu was the leader of the special forces and supreme commander of the military for the entirety of the clone wars. That’s basically a marriage

>>72230607
>Most of /pcg/
most of pcg got banned, the remnants are nasa watchers

>>72230691

>>72230691
Based

No part of Anakin's fall was remotely his fault and the abhorrent morality of the prequels highlight what a mentally stunted individual Lucas is.
Lest we forget. His first child isn't his. He's a decent looking famous billionaire but also such an immature retard he still puts people off bearing his progeny.

>>72230691
>clara passed her ages ago
grim...

>>72230691
>did it without streaming
based, can anyone else compete?

Is breathing GFE?

>>72230691
we are so back

>>72230691

>>72230802
the prequels weren't good movies, but by god are they fun.

>>72230727
>The only thing you need to do to be successful is be extremely racist
Wow. Why don’t more chuubas follow in her footsteps?

>>72230803
Clara might reach 30k very quickly. Fish knew what he was doing with that one

>>72230691
doesn't stream still breaks 20k how is she so powerful bros

>>72230891
Because that's not true. Most openly racist vtubers are irrelevant 2views. Ant Hime or Kiki come to mind. I think that one loli that got drunk on stream and masturbated on pomf counts too.

>normal procreation
>Plap Plap Plap
>procreation with Clara
>Jingle Bells

Who's the most breadable hag in Phase Connect?

>>72230971 (me)
>>72230891
Basically it can be a force multiplier but it really doesn't do much on its own

>>72230971
the what

>>72231022
>a force multiplier
You mean like R2D2 who dispenses and enhances the force?

>>72230909
She's just that good. She's a great time. I respect her willingness to push Fishman. The podcast thing was a brilliant idea and she knew it.

>>72230693
Nasa regularly talks about wanting to share JP culture with the West during her collabs with other JPs but since the people complaining about EOPs are themselves EOP and collabs don't have translator-kun they wouldn't be able to tell that

>>72230802
Just think of it as a story of morals corrupted by inability to make any decision.

>>72228336
The prompt for this was "R2-D2 fighting darth vader in a light saber duel."

>>72230691

>Post in wrong tab about Nasa
>It still made perfect sense in context of the thread
LMAO

>>72231081
And I want to share my penis with Nasa so the feeling is mutual

>>72231087
Looks more like curling or hockey

>>72230991
Sex with Muyu would sound like a Christmas carol.

>>72230727
>the remnants are nasa watchers
Of course, Nasaposters are traditionally the least banned group of posters after all

>>72231081
She also talked about not having anything in chat to bounce off of and her streams basically being podcasts

spoiler

>>72231175

>>72231202
MOOOOOODS

>>72231202

>>72231187
Source: I made it up

>>72231007
kami kani

>>72231121
Which thread would that be anon?

>>72231202
dude...

>>72231007
dog

>>72230971
Uhhhhh lol wut?

>>72231007
You mean like using their yeast infection to make sourdough?

>>72231187
Nasa always talks to me when ever I post. It's so nice feeling wanted. Her and Da Michi really make you feel like they actually care about their viewers. Same with Pico, Yuu and Memory. JP are just sweethearts. They deserve the world.

>>72231260
Yes I lied Nasa is a sweet girl who would never say something like that

>Clara is still on this level
Is she okay?

Goodnight /pcg/

>>72231007
Shiina easily.
Lumi if she is actually a hag but afaik she is not.

>>72230971
You should reflect on how fucking retarded you are anon.

>>72231430
nini hostage

>>72231430
rest up lil mooncat, sleep well.

>>72231430
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>72231421
She was busy talking about testicles

>>72231342
God I want to dump an entire week's worth of projects on her desk.

>>72230443
they are nijisisters
apparently pc took over their forum. if true, then it's grim

>>72231378
Some woman actually did this for her husband and they both got mouth infections. True story

>>72231507
Phase Coffee can only take you so far

Clara got Mike Honey'd...

>>72231516
why is racism against white people in quotations

>>72226984
Michiru has a handful of regular jps (though some stopped showing up), 2-3 europeans that know jp, a generous amount of mtl'ers that send messages with あなた and a lot of eop. She is not that far ahead of nasa in jp audience at all, she just has less people talking.

>>72231555
Muyu is literally 12.

>>72231430

>>72231516
>Pippa
>Alt-right
lol

>>72231430
nighty night hostage

>>72231599
Out of ten!!

>>72231599
out of 10!

>>72231133
Here's a better one.

clara news she swallows

>>72231528
That's a terrible fucking idea when vegetables are covered in the stuff and the air is full of it. There are so many better ways to get it that aren't strains specifically suited for the human body.

>>72231599
Out of 10!