/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72095345
Nina...

Literally Xenia moment

https://twitter.com/asahinina/status/1679006148203286528
Time for the endless classic. We will be back, Nina bros.

Rare Hololive mahjong stream going on right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4JbokXjNhg

>>72095919
Holy shit she just announced a Hololive mahjong team tournament

>>72095919
Is it going to be on switch jong or something because China will never give them permissions

>>72096834
Frankbros, it's our time.

>>72096834
sega NET MJ, 100%.

>>72096857

We should start a Sega MJ arc, it has play-by-play commentary

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>Commentary by an actual pro player
Jong Connect BTFO

>>72097989
I thought one of the JP phase girls was doing streams with a pro?

>>72098340
dunno if she still does

They usually end up with the male pros... Hololive is healing

>>72098340
deerotic streamed with a pro many times

>>72098589
JONGED

You're not allowed to die yet

Thread death approaches

i've never seen so many choices for riichi wtf

>>72100086
It's forcing you to make a head

Live!

Everyone is asleep I guess

>>72101316
NOT ON MY WATCH *discards red 5p*

it's time to die /jong/

>>72109691
Don't try to steal my job

Heard you guys like mahjong

https://youtu.be/n_CEqd5nGT0

>>72112051
>babi

Sega MJ sucks ass

>>72114445
im cumming right now

I had a dream the other: qb opened a company where she made homemade sandwiches for delivery. The sandwiches were all made by vtubers, and if you clicked on the profile, it would show you the cute girl anime who made the sandwich. They were mostly done by herself but at that moment she was streaming so a vtuber friend was the ones making them right now, but she was just taking the orders on chat.

I believe this not to be a dream but a prophetic vision of the future. The company can start in the UK but easily spread across the world. The only downside would be doxing yourself to your oshi, but this was also discussed in the dream; I decided It didn't matter, and I ordered a chicken sandwich with mayonnaise.

I want to eat a chicken sandwich with mayonnaise made by qb. That's all, thanks.

>>72115939
i'd kill for a panko italian sub

>>72116134
well they are both european right she can open the italy branch

https://www.twitch.tv/keikamino

>>72118209
it's not jellover until the fat lady sings

Climbing is so easy just go into each game with good vibes and you'll go + literally every game

>>72119522
Then why are you still a yellow adept

>>72119645
You fucking watch you cheeky nigger

My mentaru is too weak

Crow passed the first stage of the great spring tournament

doko...

>>72122145
if I open a room would you play with me?

mahjong with cuties!

Khubie in 5 minutes no clue what she's doing today other then yapping.

im so back

>>72125085

>>72124771
Your oshi cuts

>>72125675
Yeah my heart into little bite sized pieces~!

Why is /jong/ so dead today

>>72127653
dd2, autistic rp tournament

>>72127689
its not really the tournament. We only have 2 reps and they both already played 5 games.

>>72128471

>>72127653
no jong streams to talk about and I think the only jonger watching qb right now is me.

Current jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnfCkzf_P5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grit-aGzAA4

fuck this faggot game

>>72129715
See you tomorrow.

video game
Majsoul Friends Room 71299(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=71299

>>72130186
2/4

>>72130186
3/4, cmonb

already in a hanchan

jong... is dying

>>72130463
And that's a good thing!

accept the invite furry, I want to play

>>72130529
can't right now im playing helldiver <_<

>>72130186
started...

Tileman News:

Playing jong with a headache while khubie is cute in the background is an experience.

board so fast...

:(

>>72130186
WJ
Cat on cat violence

well jonged!

>>72130186
well jonged lads KEK

>>72132989
was this collusion

Khubie comes up to my shoulders......aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>72134346
She's so cute man.

Tileman is streaming mahjong.
https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

>>72134883
She is~!

>>72134937
>836 points
Derankbros... it's so over

>>72135389
Nina deranked, tileman will too.
It's deranking season.

>all last
>i'm first
>someone suuankous from last and wins

QB cuuuuuuute

First game of the night he ended on third.

I'm leaving for work now and cant watch both tileman and QB at the same time. If anyones watching Rezuul still dont forget the rate post for him.

>>72141303
i'm not making a rate post for tileman fuck you

ded general

>>72145451
post qb

>>72145562
i'm watching tileman instead :(

>>72145451
I clicked on one of the idle games someone linked and suddenly it was dark and I hadn't eaten lunch or dinner

This thread is not long for this world.

it's going to happen

fast board tonight...
ganbatte, jong. ganbatte

QB might be the worst Viscera Cleanup player I've ever seen.

stinky neet can't help but make the place more filthy

happening

>>72149366
what exactly is happening here, anon?

>>72149683
toitoi, chun

>>72149776
>anon will call chi on a 5m and settle for a single han ron if he rons at all

>>72149776
>he can't see the sanshoku doukou
ngmi

>>72150169
only 4/9 of the needed tiles tho. it's gonna be hard for anon to pull more sevens from the wall

>>72149366
this became three little dragons

>>72150836
good job turning the half flush

>>72150836
yeah daisangen is much more difficult if you have a triplet and 2 lone dragons. much easier with two pairs and one solo

Death is imminent

Don't drown! Catch this!

>>72154594
You're just going to charge me for it again afterwards

Nina live and it looks like she's racing tileman to gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hwbSZ19X0U

>>72155030
I've been tricked

I wish I could be an adept looper

Nina is going to rope soon

>>72155785
>our resident saint pining for the sovl of silver

I drew three hatsus in a row right after discarding it...

https://www.twitch.tv/azuresniper_az
Anyone want to watch a retard who's had at the game?

totally normal room with no weird rules
Majsoul Friends Room 47989(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=47989

>>72158595
room closed, I didn't realize just how dead /jong/ was

>>72159110
I am always watching.

>>72159110
I am ranking

>>72158595
I'm at work

>>72159110
I'm at the bar

Be healed.

I refuse, let me die

>>72161491
Then perish.

I can keep this thread alive on my own

Rate the dumpire.
Rate the yapping.
Rate the waterboarding asmr
Rate the deep dive ideas
Rate the visceral clean up.
Rate the stream.

My vampire sister wife's house keeping skills need some work. She also mentioned something about having a lethal company collab in the works.

>>72162204
You'll be all alone after you take your medicine. Now pull your pants down anon.

>>72162300
>Rate the dumpire.
Yappy out of 10
>Rate the yapping.
Least talkative women alive.
Rate the waterboarding asmr
>Gonna have to clip that when I get home was pretty amusing
>Rate the deep dive ideas
It's a bit painful sharing a chat with people that dont know desu desu and or boxy. Should be interesting seeing how she does the streams if and when.
>Rate the visceral clean up.
Girl failure/10
>Rate the stream.
Average yappy vampire/10

>>72162513
She has a surprising amount of old chan knowledge. I'm hoping she goes ahead with her deep dives to teach the zoomers.

Dead

>trusting 1 chance to keep tenpai
anon...

Page 7

Jong isn't healing

Why didn't you sing up for the tourney, /jong/?

>>72166685
you need to believe

>>72167036
because I would've ruined what looks like /jong/'s 100% qualification rate

>>72167036
>Sing

>>72167631
it's an /mjg/ meme

>>72167431
You should play in the next tourney anon. We can fail to qualify together.

Only if they're not RP tournaments

The only way to beat the mjg digital players is to not even understand what you're discarding so to they are unable to read your discards well and deal in on random tanki waits

>>72168527
then you should've signed up and gotten 5 free uma every time it worked

Majsoul Friends Room 84458(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84458
Some Blitz (other settings regular)

>>72168986
2/4

>>72168986
3/4. Waiting for (You)

I'm at work

>>72169191
Well yeah, you're always at work at this time...

>>72168986
still 3/4. Where are all our adeptchads hiding?

>>72168986
Started, thanks for coming!

>>72168986
Since we're all expert I'm gonna tryhard

>>72169356
I'm actually adept 2

>>72169356
dama ari

>>72169356
>expert
>tryhard

I fold in silver

>>72168986
well jonged

>>72168986
WJ

Apparently game auto tsumos if you time out on a tsumo.

wj
That baiman was pure skill

>>72170716
My dealer turn...

I'm still undefeated in Riichi City. A perfect 1-0 score

七頁

>>72174042

Jong, stop dying

I'm serious

>>72175711
hi serious, I'm Joseph

>>72175878

>>72175893

why even live

page 8

ron

boring sunday. At least we had a Nina stream

Mahjong.

Do jongers dream of electric tables?

Were really fighting death here boys if this continues /jong/ may have to hibernate to survive

Queue up.

>>72187294
Later.

>>72187263
fast board days

>>72187294
jigging

https://www.twitch.tv/khubie/clip/ShinyFineOwlShazBotstix-UFjObvKuuT7NkGWM?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

>>72189943
I can't believe the consciousness of richard dawkins recoagulated from the oblivion of nonexistence just to spite her with karma

today feels like a rokubai yakuman kind of day

guys where can i find a hot and horny tummy furry gf? asking for a friend

>>72193455
there's a fur con in Vegas soon

>>72193494
can you come with me im shy

>>72193643
no, I'm not a furry

this thread is a den of snakes

>>72193709
Damaten?

>>72193901
not going to furry conventions with me and famous cat

>>72194105
what the fug man that's gross

>>72194105
yiff is nice, but i'm not into it enough to want to go to a convention about it all

i would never go to a furry convention unless a cute girl asked me to

>>72194419
it's all men and they're all gay

>>72194430
He would fit right in, then.

>>72194430
there must be some furry girls, i know from experience they exist

>>72194463
say that again

he would fit
right
in

>>72194740
that's it, you asked for it, i'm gonna cry and drown my sorrow in ranked

>>72194864
I will see you in 5 minutes

>already luckshitting with 5 dora on the first hand

>chis and fucks everything up
based

>>72098589
Are the vods still up? They dont show up in youtube search but probably because Im not using Japanese

>>72195844
she did them on twitch iirc

>>72195844
search "rmu2455" on her channel

that was so retarded i hope no one is watching lmao

>>72196200
I'm logging in for this, it better be good

>>72196251
probably too late to see the whole east 1 :)

>>72196251
Was it good?

Dofume streaming jong
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume

>>72185245
I miss khubie~!

>>72199626
Khubie? More like who-be that? Get it? It's funny because it...I'll see myself out.

I'm running out of ideas for posts

i could have cut it short, but i wanted to capture all of her cringe
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie/clip/EvilSuaveRhinocerosDoggo-1wWkALEWqPelUjnk?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

anon... please stop cutting your dora acceptance so early

>>72203293
no

unfortunate for this guy

Jongwife News: Unrelated note but my flow has been very good recently. I might make it out of adept finally. /jong/ please remember me fondly when I get hit by a bus in the next day or two.

>>72203936
can't get hit by a bus if you never go outside

>>72203936
I will keep her as a pet.

>>72203936
Woman's nature

>>72203936
I'm going to start going to church so I can find a Mond in real life.

Tileman News: and a early bump.

>>72206373
turn 4, aka 5p has gotta go now

>>72203936
I want to adopt Mond and QB

I'll be able to watch jong again... one day

I am hosting a Mahjong tournament that's open to all, anyone here interested? I have a link, but I wanted to check in instead of just dumping the link and bailing.

>>72207613
sorry I just launched DD2

>>72207652
All good anon, have fun. Hopefully you don't get hit by that pawn disease thing that people are talking about

>>72207613
I'll only play if you've only posted it /here/

>>72207724
I have, in fact, posted it elsewhere. Sorry! It doesn't seem to be doing too hot, so maybe next time I'll just stick to mutuals and the like

>>72207613
a tournament or a mahjong soul tournament lobby?

>>72206373
I genuinely have no fucking idea, I'm not cutting the aka or regular dora on turn 4, I don't want to cut the sanshoku, and I don't want to end up in atozuke for tanyao dora 2. I think with in game time constraints I would've just tsumogiri'd 8p because I can't instantly conceptualize how the shapes could turn into an ittsuu without me just clicking riichi first and it preserves the haneman chiitoi.

>>72208675
A tournament for April 4th, that wasn't clear, my bad

Don't forget that holos will be drafting their teams for their tournament later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIHw-ZQmR2s

>>72210584
post it, i'll check it out

Has anybody gone turbo autismo enough to create a jong analysis doc of vtubers they watch in regards to playstyle, evolution, etc or has nobody done that yet?

>>72208679
cut the 5p pussy, it has the most acceptance, iipeikou chance makes up for the lost han, 5m is way too dangerous to cut because it can be kan'd for 5han if you're unlucky

>>72212138
>throwing away both of the haneman hands at once

Its been a quiet weekend here on /jong/

>>72215359
I was away yesterday, teaching people how to play mahjong.

lmao about to die and im not bumping

>>72216326
majaan sensei...

>"Technically" having a character but never playing them and using their emotes when typing disgusting posts to implicate famous posters.

>>72218639
/jong/ doesn't want you to know this, but you can use any emote you want even if you don't own the character.

>>72218639
first time?

>>72219081

>>72219081
まっまずか!!!

>>72219081
I'm going to be the famous nigger now.

>>72221501
>t. Famous Rabbit

1 view anon is streaming

>>72222311
proof?

>>72222311
uh i didn't know he streamed

>>72222311
ehhhhhhh he's a streamer?? this guy unfriended me for some reason

>>72223083
did you dama him?

>>72222311
>looked up all of the 1views i know and none are streaming
this goes deeper than i possibly imagined

>>72223168
Do you remember every slice of bread you've eaten?

>>72223430
he's in the jong category

>>72223573
found him and havent played with him since december 26

Can you people our resident streamers learn the proper japanese pronunciations it hurts to listen to

I will learn the proper Chinese pronunciation

>>72224314
thats way better than raping the jap pronunciation

i will only learn the english names for yakus. if you type anything else here, i will google them each time

why is she always on death's edge

rezuul coming back to watch silver to scout out his next challenge

I'm going to stream while calling people leftlord and using the english yaku names that I will have to look up because I don't know the non japanese ones.

as much as i dislike chanta im a huge fan of junchan. much more aestetically pleasing

>>72225086
be sure to use them interchangeably with random nonsense like "sage of the six paths" or "three phantasmal cuts"

1view chama how are we supposed to join if youve blocked the room code... i cant join sorry

I will use a mixture of English and Japanese yaku names because I know some in one language and some in the other

>Nina already down to 884/3200 after deranking 2 days ago
>currently 4th

>>72226384
Our darling is finally coming home.

You mean junchantaiyaochuu

I just selected the wrong save option in DD2 and lost 4 hours of progress...anyway, are ya winning /jong/?

>>72226925
not i meant じゅんちゃんたいやおちゅうばかちゃま

>>72227124
あ, なるひど

Who is on next week's banner if there's just a single hime outfit left

>>72227247
>ひ

>>72227355
Sorry I was phone posting...

>>72227247
>なるひど
あのんちゃま日本語本当に分からんな。。。
>duplicate file exists here
>duplicate file exists here
>duplicate file exists here

It was a typo...

>>72227789

お前はめっちゃ酷いよ

そうですね

How did Nina even make it to Jade room

日本語を喋っても、ご主人は相変わらず負けるだけにゃあ。はい、早く点棒をよこせにゃあ!

>>72229826
The runes. What could they mean?

日本語わかりません

ちんぽ

Nina is dead, thread is dead

>>72230988
Conclusion: nina is the thread

Nina will derank

I could jerk off to Nina

I should jerk off to Nina

Chuubas are my friends

Thread so dead no one will see me about to demote from A2

>>72233976
>3/800
queue up

>>72233976
九上

>he won't queue up
You can't delay the inevitable

Where's the derank game anon

Someone tell me when he queues, I don't want to miss another derank.

If you let me jongstalk I will make sure you get 2nd

Anon never delivers

>no one on my friend list is about to derank
I can't even jongstalk...

blitz no tips local yaku 4 aka since I don't think we're getting a game to watch
Majsoul Friends Room 10205(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10205

>>72235136
2/4

>still online
>still won't queue

I'm don't think this game is going to fill, I was tricked into thinking /jong/ wasn't dead by all the jongstalking posts

>>72235507
I can't commit to a game, only to watching someone derank

>>72235136
I'm giving it until x:15 and then calling it

>he logged off
Pack it up boys shows over

>>72235136
3/4 right before I gave up

maybe there's hope

>>72235507
All me

>>72235136
started

>>72235136
chinitsu with no tips is actually so stressful...

>>72236198
did you at least know your wait or were you surprised when you won

>>72236271
I knew I was waiting for 4/7 at least but I wasn't sure if there were other configurations

>>72235136
WJ

>>72235136
well jonged

wj

>>72235136
WJ~

>>72236271
>>72236363
okay apparently it was only waiting for 7 not 4, so I didn't actually know...

Do your chinitsu reps.

>>72237265
3679

The computer does it for me

Thread death approaches...

new thread
>>72237760
>>72237760