/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>7211265
I love Mori Calliope and her music!

Captcha: PA(X)WG

>>7211265
It's so she can live out her shotacon fantasy without breaking the law.

>>7211265
Where does this rrat even come from? Just from living in Japan?

>>7211961
She's mentioned it numerous times on stream. If you listen to her roommate's tunes you'll find numerous codified references to her love of short men. Honestly thought it was an act at first.

>>7213151
encoded**

>likes Charlie before face/height reveal
Turns out he’s 5’6
>likes underground nip rapper
Travels to meet him and he’s 5’4

Mori is coping

>>7211961
Look up the lyrics of speak of devil, and beyond the absolute state of her lyricism

>>7213509
>beyond the absolute state of her lyricism
Yeah, that was fucking awful, jesus... but thanks for the pointer

>>7213509
>>7215710
I know you're gonna scream
>cope
but I always got the impression that that song was a parody/ironic

>leaves mic on and farts and shits in the background

>>7217213
picrel

>>7211265
>tfw 6'2
It's not fair tall bros...
How do we cope?

>>7213151
>Roomate's tunes
Which one was it? Her roommate released a lot of song and I don't know which one

>>7219451
>>7213509

>>7211265
She admitted to it in an Omori stream.

>>7211265
False hope for her fanbase of japs and SEA

>>7220691
Tallbeat, you already lost.

>>7211265
>He doesn't know

>>7211265
SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>7221394
God, I wish that was me

>>7211265
>Likes short guys
bitch probably doesn't realize that the shorties are the most despotic monsters to ever walk the Earth

>>7222180
You don't realize how fucking disgusting bald men are

>>7225636
wrong thread?

>>7211265
wtf calliope is my oshi now

>>7222180
t.tallbeat
Keep crying. Manlets are winning hard

>>7221394
Holy shit. Wtf I'm a deadbrap now.

>>7221394
Wtf I love Mori now

Tallbeats shouldn't feel jealous, it's torture for us manlets because we'll never meet Mori

>>7221394
>>7221448
>Be a Japanese inconvenience store worker
>Getting ready to close up shop just after midnight
>After the 2 hour train ride home, you may actually get 3 hours of sleep before your next shift (twice as much as last night)
>Suddenly, you hear a quiet thumping that quickly gets louder and louder, soon so deafening it completely drowns out the entry chime as a towering figure stoops under the awning and squeezes between the automatic doors
>Quaking and rooted to the spot, you're helpless before this force of nature as it looms ever closer. It's impossible to make out any discerning features beneath its baggy clothes apart from those wide, piercing eyes, set above a black face mask that must be concealing a gaping maw that could swallow you whole
>And yet, despite the fact that it goes against all the known laws of the universe, something deep in your reptilian brain tells you that the monster before you is, in fact, a woman
>"HEY MY DUDE, COULD I GET SOME GOLDFISH SNACKS AND AN ONEEGEEREE?"
>Your fight or flight responses immediately kick in, and despite not having any idea what she just said, you know that unless you offer the beast a diversion, you'll find yourself in its belly.
>You grab a cold tuna onigiri from the warmer and offer it up as sacrifice whilst not daring to look her in the eye, hoping to sate its hunger long enough to give you an opportunity to escape
>"AWW, F-WORD, ALL OUT OF GOLDFISH SNACKS? DON'T SWEAT IT MY DUDE, I'LL DROP BY SOME OTHER TIME"
>And then, after leaving a smattering of coins on the counter (no doubt taken from some previous unfortunate victim), she leaves just as soon as she came
>But, somewhere deep down, you know that this will not be the last time you stare death in the face
I fucking hate this woman.

>AMWF
lmfao why

>>7211265
I am a doxxbrap

>>7221394
Wtf is this woman like 6 feet?

>>7211265
>Likes short guys
>I want to play apex with astel senpai

>>7233496
Beautiful

>>7233496
>Inconvenience store work

Damn, buddy has to work at the inconvenience store.

>>7234699
yes

>>7233496
You forgot the part where she mating presses him (ME) in cowgirl position LOUDLY slamming my pelvis with her cunt and ass while wearing high heels

>>7232570
>t.tallbeat
nah, the fate spared me. I couldn't force myself to watch this cringe elemental if I had to.

>>7221394
is this actually her? i'm a calliope newfag

>>7211265
its not like she has many options looking the way she does, kek

>>7220704
mori is a cunt, no one wants her as oshi manlet cope lol.
sora likes tall and muscular men, thats all that matters

>>7211265
>>7217213
>>7218260
>>7221448
>>7233442
Absolutely BUILT for BBC

>>7258598
BASED

>>7234296
because it makes you whiteboy's seeth

>>7258598
Specifically Mori's ideal man would probably be a half-Japanese, half-black manlet less than 5'6.

>>7258598
>>7258631
>>7259173
Blackbeats, pls. You lost long time ago.

>>7258564
>mori is a cunt
You wish.

>>7211265
She just saying that

>>7260778
Blackbeats exist?

>>7263928
Yes
t. Blackbeat

>>7211265
Yes. Mori wants to be a big badass dom, but since she's a dumb autistic dorky chuuni the only guys it can work with are tiny baby asian manlets and me.

>>7233442
>it's torture for us manlets because we'll never meet Mori
Don't remind me.
Why did i fall in love with woman who lives other side of the planet?

>>7216951
you would be correct

>>7211265
Yes.

>>7266428
it would only be worse if you could meet her and get rejected in person

>>7244646
no. she's shorter and more convex

>>7211265
how tall is she supposed to be?

>>7270848
5'6"

>>7270848
Saw her at a certain gig, I'd say anywhere between 5'9"-6 feet

God made Calli
submissive and breedable
aaaahhhhhh

>>7221394
God I wish that was me