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the sun is rising edition

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Menhera Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1770242941199565177

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>> No.72071148
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72071148

nade nade nadeeee~

>> No.72071536

I love my gold digger of a wife

>> No.72071709

I love her so very much. I can't wait for tomorrow.

>> No.72072126

shes so obsessed with it

>> No.72072528
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72072528

reminder:

>> No.72072569

shontoes

>> No.72072580

I hope you guys have lots of fun tomorrow! I’m looking forward to the vod :)

>> No.72073411

Sometimes imagine having a stay at home date night with Shondo concludes with breaking a wine bottle on the counter then stabbing the jagged neck of the bottle in her throat because she made a snide comment about how I’m turning into a drunk like my father

>> No.72073431
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i am obsessed with her, my thoughts are full of her, she is the cutest and most precious one on this earth, she must be protected at all costs
i love fallenshadow so much

>> No.72073991 [DELETED] 

>>72073431
well she's obsessed with is heavy BBC. u got that ytboi?

>> No.72074003
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72074003

rippin darts with Shondo next to the dumpster behind McDonald’s

>> No.72074710

putting a ciggie out on shondos tongue and then kissing her deeply

>> No.72075064

annoying shondo with the turbos in my car spooling up and down

>> No.72076034

watching vod for today
>Shondo has contaxt that could make VN if she wrote one
that would be so fucking COOL! I’d play (read?) the shit out of that, dude. I hope that becomes a reality at some point even if it’s like 5-6 years down the line. Shondo is a really talented storyteller.

>> No.72076968

tfw you're listening to an asmr vod and hear her reply to something RETARDED STUPID IDIOTIC SO SO DUMB GOD WHY DOESNT MY HEAD WORK RIGHT in chat and have to feel the shame all over again

>> No.72077567
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>>72076968

>> No.72077583

shondo in my arms

>> No.72077880

>>72077567
you wouldn't understand, I'm one of the only husbands she only acknowledges with contempt

>> No.72077933
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72077933

the only stories i want shondo to tell are stories of our life to our 7 children

>> No.72078080

lol just lol if you think she could handle 7 pregnancies or wouldn't eventually become jealous if you used the barbie's as surrogates

>> No.72078413
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72078413

>what the fuck? who are you??

>> No.72078478

anything is possible with love :)

>> No.72078481

>>72078080
just lock her up for 9 months and when she's holding our child in her hands that jealousy will be gone for good so you can have the other 6 no problem

>> No.72078714

I love the little pspspsps she does for the whispers when the aide goes in to listen. very cute!

>> No.72078759

playing shondos bony butt like a tambourine

>> No.72081480

>>72074003
smoking is so fucking cool

>> No.72081664

I can't wait for Bratty to stop doing is faggy newfag larp so he stops yapping in Offline chat. Or dies or heart disease, whichever makes the yapping stop.

>> No.72081856

letting a man live in your head rent free is gay

>> No.72082088

He's the nigger still shitting up Offline with his larp.

>> No.72082213

I was going to say that you can choose not to care but that was ableist of me so instead I'll just say I'm grateful I'm not retarded

>> No.72082464

>>72078413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S9PhWtyNyo

>> No.72082509

>>72078759
god i want it

>> No.72083046

>>72082088
why do you care about that circlejerk shithole

>> No.72083456

I think a black ribbon would be the next logical progression for 42 months

>> No.72083489

She reads a good bit of my messages which makes me happy. Although, the one time I said “I love you” she ignored it but read the rest of that message. So I’ve vowed not to tell her that again until I’ve earned the right to do so.

>> No.72083820

>>72083489
I did this recently. The last time I said I loved her was in a dono before she felt obligated to say it back, and she didn't. That felt really bad so I didn't say it again for a long time.
Recently I said it again in a dono, but in a way that I didn't expect her to say it back, to give her an out if she didnt want to say it, but she did anyways. I can't explain more or you could Derek me, but it felt amazing to hear her say she loved me

Keep your head up shogga and do what feels right, we're all gonna make it

>> No.72083952

>>72083820
ty for your post Smile

>> No.72084051

ive been here all day and i said i love you and she said she loved me back even if she didnt read the rest of my message
i'll take obligatory love over none

>> No.72084183

i dont know if ill ever be able to know her genuine feelings about me

>> No.72084623

She doesn't love any of us, she just loves the collective attention that (we) give her. The sooner you make peace with that the better.

>> No.72084805

she loves me :)

>> No.72084873

she loves me specifically

>> No.72085240

non canon posts have been made

>> No.72086232

>>72084805
This but me

>> No.72086235

She maybe loves me, maybe

>> No.72086350
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72086350

she almost certainly doesnt love me but she probably doesnt dislike me either
but i love her and thats what matters, im sure things will be different in the future

>> No.72087361

>>72086350
Skill issue

>> No.72087879

>>72087361
i'm just realistic in my appraisal

>> No.72088301

>>72087879
NTA but he's right. It's definitely a skill issue. Learn to draw. She loves artists.

>> No.72088586

she doesn't gives half a shit about me and never did but its alright since I got tired of gaslighting myself into thinking she loved me for two years and I moved on and don't love her anymore
indifference only deserves indifference

>> No.72088668

>>72088301
i think our definition of love is different

>> No.72088671

I'm going to wake up before 9 on a Saturday for you shondo. Not many could make this happen. I hope you know that.

>> No.72088698

we don't like each other at the moment but maybe things will change

>> No.72088945

>>72081664
>mad that someone chats in a chat
He might be larping as a newfag but you're a gay homo shogger, no one's forcing you to stalk the offline chat like a loser. Smile

>> No.72089231

>>72088301
your definition of love is someone who replies to you on twitter once a week if you spend dozens of hours creating art she can use to promote her brand with

>> No.72089449

>>72088668
>>72089231
Your definition of love is something you'll never get from her because you're a total stranger to her. You're a fan and nothing else.

The sooner you accept that parasocial relationships with internet celebrities are inherently insincere the sooner you can live a life of quiet contentment instead of obsession.

>> No.72089501
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>>72089231
i wasnt going to be that cynical, she does appreciate effort a lot but that isnt love

>> No.72089527

>>72089449
stinky femcel

>> No.72089595

>>72089501
just noticed her hand is waaaaay too big
do better giru...

>> No.72089696
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>>72089449
>Your definition of love is something you'll never get from her because you're a total stranger to her. You're a fan and nothing else.
one life, its worth an attempt

>> No.72089708

>>72089449
>quiet contentment
if you ever needed shondo you're not going back to a life of quiet contentment, I went back to random suicidal thoughts multiple times per day as soon as i divorced her

>> No.72089749

>>72089595
anatomy is often off in girus art but he still no diffs everyone else with soul, even if he is gay

>> No.72089803

>>72089749
it's because he's gay

>> No.72091196

My eep schedule is so messed up I may miss the zatsu this sucks

>> No.72091255

>>72091196
nade nade abcs, im sure she forgives you for the DMnigging

>> No.72091590

>>72070989
Sorry Shondo I hate yuri because it's vanilla normie slop, also there's no real conflict like in yaoi because girlxgirl doesn't actually have a forbidden component. It has no social stigma, conservative boomers aren't gonna tell two girls in love that they'll burn in hell for eternity like they would with two boys. The only way I can consume yuri is by masturbating to it.

>> No.72091684

>>72091590
which mod are you

>> No.72091736

>>72091684
Hey I said I don't mind masturbating to yuri, I just can't take yuri seriously.

>> No.72092575

>>72088671
true I wouldnt even do it to go to the doctor

>> No.72093238

i've never felt this lonely before

>> No.72093511

I have but it hurts so much more because I feel so disconnected from her right now

>> No.72093618

>>72091255
I'm not Abcs nor will I stand for you slandering him, he is a better man than you'll ever bee

>> No.72093659

I was going to be productive today and get snackies and watch vods and catch up on threads, but I'm not feeling like it anymore, fucked up

>> No.72093980
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Shosoles, giru should draw even more sho

>> No.72094078

I'm jerking off to that

>> No.72094116
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>> No.72094180

I had so much fun last marashon, but I'm so worried about this one that I only slept 4 hours. I know I won't be able to sleep again before stream starts. Today is going to be rough

>> No.72095703
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soft widdle shontoes...

>> No.72096303

>>72095703
schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlopping shontoes

>> No.72096359
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>>72095703
schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlopping shontoes

>> No.72096831

>>72094180
Nade nade, I'm sure you can power through

>> No.72097090

Shondo doing cartwheels in the garden and looking around and getting embarrassed when she sees you watching her

>> No.72097399

FallenShadow chained to the wall in the basement. A crude steel collar around her neck. Naked save for the once white oversized tshirt. She snuffles and stirs and picks at herself like a primate.

>> No.72097465

>>72097399
She's actually forced you into playing the role of captor by poisoning your family and refusing to reveal the type or antidote until you beat it out of her

>> No.72097548

>>72095703
do you think she modeled that after herself

>> No.72097701

Footjob from Shondo but she has 10 dexterous toes on each foot

>> No.72097850

>>72097090
imagining her doing acrobatic feats is kind of rude since it's not something she can do due to her health issues. you're envisioning someone who isn't her

>> No.72097971

nta but she's said she's done cartwheels poorly before. it came up during the second to last yoga conversation
orange, pull up the clip

>> No.72098002
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I feel very in love with Shadow today I want to give her a hug

>> No.72098595
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What if you came downstairs and Shondo made you egg in a nest what would you do

>> No.72098666

i aint watchin shit bitch

>> No.72098695

>>72098595
Kiss her on the forehead and thank her for the meal and bothering to make it for me, before seeing it has no seasonings and calling hwr over to see something, before slamming her head into the plate and unseasoned egg

>> No.72098780

>>72093980
Sho is ftm and just needs a good dick to make her understand that she's a girl.

>> No.72098877

>>72098695
I've witnessed something like this happen it really is the funniest

>> No.72098962

>>72098877 (me)
I can see it again, her standing there slowly crying away with egg all over her face, good times

>> No.72099006
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>>72098780
Fuck off tranny, sho is cool and epic and a baseg god
Also i want to rape him and leave him full of my baby batter

>> No.72099031

>>72098695
this is why i can't trust her cooking. she doesn't even have a sense of taste anymore because of covid. i'd appreciate the gesture all the same though, having someone go out of their way to make something for you without you asking for it is sweet beyond words to me

>> No.72099269

The correlation between nise posters and clueless posters
Do not educate yourself, stay nise

>> No.72100051

sho :)

>> No.72100101

We shouldve watched Rings of Power first. She's going to be bored out of her mind without long dark weener to keep her attention.

>> No.72100157

cuckposting aside i am worried about her being bored
this is going to suck if she gets bored in fellowship and didnt get ft to buy her booze or something

>> No.72100341

>>72100157
Oh first watches fellowship tends to be people's least favorite. If she can make it through that I think she'll have fun with the last 2

>> No.72100983

I've never really cared about seeing lotr before, so I'm looking forward to watching it with shondo for the first time today!

>> No.72101041

Shondo said she did season the eggs, but she took the photo before seasoning them
In case anyone missed her in offline chat then

>> No.72101061

I'm hoping she'll appreciate fellowship for the settings, the shire totally seems like her thing.

>> No.72101285
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If she gets bored of the movies I can think of something else we can do...

>> No.72101410

>>72101285
blob-sama ...

>> No.72101468

>>72101061
the shire is like her village if it didnt have so many criminals

>> No.72102352

>>72097090
too cute
please think about what you are doing before posting something this adorable again…

>> No.72102467

Hi. What were the fanart no-no's for Shondo? I remember those from like a year or more ago, are they still in effect? Stuff like the ribbon stays on and such.

>> No.72102535

>>72102467
Check the pinned tweet on her main twitter account, all you need to know is there.

>> No.72102654

>>72102535
ty

>> No.72102721

I cannot lose today. Shondo gets bored of the movies? Don’t care. I like them. I’d just as well watch them alone. I had planned to watch the entire series by myself today anyway. Her company was just a bonus.

>> No.72104222

>>72102467
when drawing cuck art ensure the guy is at least 6 feet

>> No.72104259

First time I've had brainworms infect my dreams...

>> No.72104908

Reminder that any art with a (you) that isn't POV is cuck art

>> No.72104953

>>72104908
>he can't self insert
ngmi

>> No.72105008

>>72104953
its not self inserting if youre in a cuck chair

>> No.72105034

>>72105008
i'm not, you're the one in the cuck chair watching (me)

>> No.72105099

>>72104908
Reminder that shondo WANTS to cuck you, so if you don’t like being cucked you don’t love her

>> No.72105554

>>72105099
stopping your so from getting pleasured by a taller longer thicker superior man is just selfish desu

>> No.72105722

>>72105034
youre the one looking at the art. cuck pov = your pov

>> No.72105801

>>72105722
>he can't self insert
ngmi

Verification not required.

>> No.72105826

>>72105801
not while the other man self inserts into shondo no

>> No.72105868

>>72105826
there is no other man that's me, you're the one who's watching, cuck

>> No.72106509

>unlimited guys and unlimited pipe. This is the best day of my life - shondo yesterday

>> No.72106568

My goal today is 5 reads, I think that's achievable

>> No.72106703

>>72106509
she was thinking of me when she said that fyi

>> No.72106966

>>72099006
he is trans man like what shondo wants to be, she uses sho to self insert because YOU chuds make her too scared to come out

>> No.72107657
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another day not waking up in a puddle of drool to the scent of coconut

>> No.72108385

Had a dream about shondo
She was joking about being a gold digger with me after seeing some posts here

>> No.72108406

>>72097850
in my fantasies she eats like a regular human being so physical activity is fine for her

>> No.72108723

How long until she gets bored and leaves or falls asleep?

>> No.72108751

>>72108723
1 hour of Fellowship before she busts out the baileys

>> No.72108968

>>72108723
Hopefully never since I bought 6 bags of popcorn, 2 bags of Tostitos with dips and 1 bag of Doritos.

>> No.72109047

>>72108723
she'll get bored, start arguing with chat and end early again

>> No.72109085

>>72108968
Shes going to end half an hour in now because you said that, dewd

>> No.72109092

she wont be drinking today, shes saving herself for monday ;)

>> No.72109198

Doomposters are homo's, today will be fun!!!

>> No.72109203

what are we eating boys?
i got a mcchicken, 6 nuggies, fries and 3 cheeseburgers for later

>> No.72109324

>>72109203
Might order a pizza later

>> No.72109335

12+ hours of movies where you can't skip out on a movie here or there as it's a trilogy... this is gonna be a bit rough on me, but anything for shondo

>> No.72109365

fuck off your whore no one asked

>> No.72109393

Kraken mixed with Dr Pepper to put up with my wife

>> No.72109396

chances of melty today?

>> No.72109466

>>72109396
48 to 62 percent

>> No.72109493

>>72109396
i'm gonna say 97%

>> No.72109532

Timer disappeared with 4:45 minutes left
argbros decode this

>> No.72109573
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i'm getting so fucking over jesseohare. my god

>> No.72109633

>>72109573
not a troll btw

>> No.72109644

>>72109573
im not, I think its funny

>> No.72109660

>>72106568
You got this champ. Chat's bound to get slow at some point

>> No.72109676

>>72109573
I'm just going to assume the best and its just a forever grieving mother who has no friends. Its sad but I'm just ignoring her since I wasn't friends with Digi

>> No.72109685

digi stop trying to ruin the watchalong

>> No.72109698

>>72109573
Can we please just start openly mocking this attention seeking bitch already? It's every single time we have some kind of special stream without fail since her blob died

>> No.72109727

>>72109573
>makes up some bs about how "she" cant come to the watchalong cause "her" "son" died
>shows up anyways to traumadump and bring down the mood
nice

>> No.72109746

Fuck it, Im going to start believing it's him on an alt. It's every fucking date now "she" brings it up

>> No.72109753

if you've already seen them, which one the three movies is your favourite Smile

>> No.72109828

>>72109753
3 >= 1 > 2

>> No.72109844
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72109844

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>> No.72109850

late
as
usual

>> No.72109851

>woman talking
watchalong ruined

>> No.72109853
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i look rad as FUCK today

>> No.72109866

She appears on stream and my hate for her fates away

>> No.72109895

I always thought you guys were shitposting about her really being his mom.
The fact there she's still here is really endearing and sad. Would your mom stay?
I wonder if the other two shoggers who have his birthday will stay quiet tonight.

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>> No.72110017

>>72109850
She had to make something up so she can say she didn't see the chat messages before stream

>> No.72110150

Holy fuck literally every single long/important stream she comes here looking for attention. I'm glad shondo has been ignoring her recently when she does this cause its seriously a mood killer.

>> No.72110160

>>72109952
g

>> No.72110171
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>>72109828

>> No.72110190

>>72109853
I look so stupid and retarded today what the fuck is this dumb hat?

>> No.72110204

>>72109895
you are her (him)

>> No.72110220

>>72110190
you put on your robe and wizard hat

>> No.72110222

>>72109698
no because I still feel bad for her

>> No.72110223

>>72109952
GGGGGGG

>> No.72110310

>>72110150
shut the fuck up

>> No.72110325

>>72109853
>runescape hat
she knows, grackle.

>> No.72110402

>>72110310
NTA but she really needs to stop
she's been "wrapping up his affairs" for like 4 months now

>> No.72110405

people talking about the UK and getting things wrong reeeee

>> No.72110484

>>72110150
MEDS

>> No.72110500

I thought my relationship with my mom was strained, but some of you have made me realize how worse off things could be

>> No.72110511
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I don't know what most of you are complaining about, just here for the cute Eldritch girl.

>> No.72110547

>>72110500
what

>> No.72110578

>>72110500
It's true, you could be dead

>> No.72110585

Hi

>> No.72110673

>>72110402
That's how long it takes to wrap up affairs. The processes are painfully slow. Your lack of life experience is showing.

>> No.72110697

>27 and already going grey
i'm in boys

>> No.72110756

>>72110697
>Started balding 5 years ago at 23
>Shaved it all off to get it over with
It's so over for me

>> No.72110801
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i want to wake up next to her :((((

>> No.72110839

>>72110756
i started balding in my late teens

>> No.72110860

>tfw going salt and pepper and will probably have a sick color gradient within five years but my hairline has gotten so scuffed that I have Shondos forehead proportions
I feel so close to being in yet so far away

>> No.72110865

>>72110697
ya that made me super happy to hear. i always get embarrassed when it's pointed out and i'm only 29

>> No.72110872

>>72110697
nearly 40, nice full head of hair and like 2 gray hairs. Wouldn't even trade it away for not being mentally ill.

>> No.72110909

You're all so old...

>> No.72110942

i thought being old bald and fat would get me in... but i needed to be grey... its over...

>> No.72110974

>>72110909
I know shondo you turbozoomer but time comes for thee

>> No.72110977

>>72110756
I just slick my hair back and grew a beard. I'm only NW3

>> No.72111028

>>72110909
im only 33

>> No.72111080

please stop admitting to being in your 30s it makes you look more pathetic for acting the way you all do

>> No.72111083

>fucking 3:48
shes going to be asleep lmfao

>> No.72111100

>>72111080
i dont act up

>> No.72111133

>>72111100
Funniest joke here in ages

>> No.72111151

COUNTDOWN INCOMING

>> No.72111160

>>72111080
I act like an adult (which of course no one would notice)

>> No.72111168

>>72111080
>for acting the way you all do
4chan is le hivemind one person, fuck off faggot

>> No.72111192

>intermission mid film
Fuck this stupid whore

>> No.72111202

>>72111168
if it doesnt apply to you why are you getting pissy about it? stop taking words literally

>> No.72111212

>>72111192
>not taking the intermission-pill
ngmi

>> No.72111230

>>72111083
I don't think she will make it to the end honestly. How can she even do this with the critters around?

>> No.72111231

>>72111133
you dont know who i am, im very nise actually :)

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>>72111192
Don't mind if I do

>> No.72111244

>>72111212
take the pissbottle-pill

>> No.72111267

Youngchad here, shondo loves my full set of hair and told me in private she’s lying when she likes grey hair
but she’ll change her mind when we grow old and grey together

>> No.72111428

>>72111267
>set of hair
no one talks like that. I see you never left lol

>> No.72111439

I was sad about hitting 30 but honestly if I were any closer in age to Shondo I wouldn't have the mental block that keeps me from embarrassing myself on twitter like so many of you. Fear of accidentally turning groomer has been a good reason to moderate my Shonlust.

>> No.72111454

>zoomers need subtitles for every film
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.72111455
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start the damn watchalong before I piss mself

>> No.72111464

>>72111267
youve outed yourself.

>> No.72111511

>>72111439
theres nothing wrong with being a groomer, women need this to behave properly. this is your one protip

>> No.72111567

>>72111454
to be fair i use subs for movies a lot too because of the terrible sound mixing. they blast music and shit and the dialogue is almost silent.

>> No.72111581

>>72111511
Thanks for being a model of who not to become Dewd.

>> No.72111650

>>72111581
not him but nice try nigger

>> No.72111674

im over 30 but embarrass myself on twitter although i would never groom her even though i love her

>> No.72111694

im falling asleep, need… sissy… hypno….

>> No.72111765

>>72111650
all you groomer gang glowies are the same and I refuse to put in the effort to differentiate your names

>> No.72111769

>>72111694
you can stop now kaylan

>> No.72111773

;)

>> No.72111907

She should’ve watch lawd of dem rangz first, she would’ve preferred a movie filled with bibisi

>> No.72111978

>>72111907
I feel gross after making this, I’m sorry

>> No.72111986
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wormfarmers get decapitated and raped

>> No.72112000

feels bad being closer to her mothers age than hers but that just makes me closer to being a winner

>> No.72112049

>>72111080
There is no appropriate age for being here with a pretend anime wife. Its a terrible situation predetermined for me by genetic destiny.

>> No.72112054

imagine you're letting shondo meet your family for the first time and she starts doing her weird gremlin voice in front of them, trying to be funny

>> No.72112112

>no cuck jokes
>a ring dropping
>RING NTR
her mind is corrupted

>> No.72112117

>>72112049
>pretend
hahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahh

>> No.72112146

>>72112117
Incel meltie when confronted with reality.

>> No.72112161

>short king mention
>shondo literally slow blinking and rolling her eyes
at least try shondo.

>> No.72112204

oink

>> No.72112209

>>72112054
that would be very funny, i love my gremlin wife

>> No.72112213

>>72112146
If you think that this marriage is pretend then you should leave and never return, you pathetic fag

>> No.72112248

“Short king” in her mind is anyone below 6’6 mind yoi

>> No.72112264

Oh my God, she's actually watching and not spam reading chat. This might be amazing

>> No.72112312

>>72112213
I'm just a viewer who is very concerned about the wellbeing of my favorite vTuber and her terrible INCEL fans.

>> No.72112340

>>72112312
Own them chuds xister

>> No.72112448

>>72112312
pathetic bait, i would say nice try but it wasnt a nice try at all. fuck off.

>> No.72112485

>>72112248
im so in

>> No.72112535

Elf woman fuck off, YOU WILL NEVER BE A HOBBIT

>> No.72112570

>>72112448
Do you always call something bait when you're confronted with reality?

>> No.72112593

>height discussions
>height discussions
>height discussions
>height discussions
>height discussions
>height discussions

>> No.72112635

>>72112593
Its a very important topic for her, please understand

>> No.72112715

>>72112593
Shes trying to filter out all the shortfags
>people below 6’8

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>>72112570
stop wormfarming like a faggot and fuck off.
shondo is my 100% literal and 100% authentic 100% REAL wife in 100% REALITY. if you are too DENSE to understand that you should go watch some vshojo whore or something, while you go fist your own asshole ill be watching Lord of the Rings with my actual real wife FallenShadow. Nigger.

>> No.72112834

>>72111567
that's my experience with this very film. the fireworks just fucking blasted out my eardrums because i needed 100% volume for the dialogue lol

>> No.72112851

so you're saying that despite being wealthy, greying, balding, overweight and BLACK... she won't like me because im not 6'7???

>> No.72113018

>>72112851
well 6’6 is the shortest she can go

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wormfarmers got fucking buttblasted lmao today is awesome

>> No.72113164

>>72113018
no.....

>> No.72113451

I didn't prepare food ahead of time so I am cooking while listening to her commentary and it is such a sublime way to reexperience this movie. I may not watch it at all and do work while pretending wifey is reading a zoomerfied version of it to me.

>> No.72113536

i'm so glad I don't know anything about this shit movie so I can't get mad at her for all the shit she seemingly is getting wrong

>> No.72113571

>>72112264
Nevermind :)

>> No.72113630

>>72113536
why would you be mad?
shes a woman anon, thats what they do.

>> No.72114002

gollum is the shondophrenic and shondo is the orcs

>> No.72114111

Husbands - Aragorn
Shondo - Arwen (but loli)

>> No.72114246

kind of surprised a bookworm like her is so unfamiliar with tolkien

>> No.72114468

shes so wet right now, seeing two old men talk

>> No.72114503

>>72114468
i can tell, my fingers are between her pussylips atm

>> No.72114513

>>72114246
she only reads foid YA fiction

>> No.72114519

>>72114468
whiteribbons stay winning

>> No.72114603

Her chair is SOAKED watching them fight

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Scared
he is gonna kill you and then torture your dead corpse

>> No.72114703

beware him

>> No.72114709

>>72114671
not funny anymore when he's leaning into the joke

>> No.72114777

>>72114671
dont get him heated he might melt

>> No.72114791

I’d put my finger in her ring if you get my meaning…

>> No.72114846

She 1000% is going to start doing lewd content in less than 1 year of having her own room

>> No.72114864

>>72114846
yeah, but only for me

>> No.72114949

>>72114846
She already is, I guess you’re missing it?

>> No.72115018

>>72114949
DM me the new alt

>> No.72115255

no.... ojisan bros....
not like this...

>> No.72115278

>>72115018
Done.

>> No.72115279

>oh no he's hot
literally every male
stop flirting with every single appropriate male of age

>> No.72115321

>>72115278
Oh no, you must have DMed someone else. This is a terrible mistake.

>> No.72115380

>>72115279
lose 180lbs and maybe you can self insert, mr blobby

>> No.72115428

>>72115380
Don’t talk to dewd like that.

>> No.72115539

>>72114846
I sure hope she does

>> No.72115665
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she will start doing lewd content less than one year after i put a ring on her finger

>> No.72115714

>>72115665
why would you make your wife whore herself out

>> No.72115881
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he's me

>> No.72115885
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>>72115714
with me, dummy. not for or with anyone else.

>> No.72115886

>>72106568
I already got it and she laughed at 1. I'm so happy I could cry, I'm having so much fun with her

>> No.72115931

>>72115881
lmao

>> No.72115961

Shondo showing off her clubbing moves in the brb screen

>> No.72115968

>>72115885
"doing lewd content" implies she's profiting from it somehow

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>>72115968
youre not a very smart shogga

>> No.72116052

i will win :)

>> No.72116079

>>72115881
ok I chuckled

>> No.72116110

she'll only do lewd content if nina or oli starts doing it too, so best get convincing them to do it so shondo gets influenced by them

>> No.72116124

id just like to remind everyone that any posts that have ever been made and ever will be made about winning were made by me and only refer to me and nobody else

>> No.72116181

>>72116124
i wrote this

>> No.72116195

>>72116124
I made this post

>> No.72116209

>>72115380
jokes on you, i self insert on everything including the women

>> No.72116284

>late for a fucking break

>> No.72116297

>>72116209
The sissy hypno half way complete

>> No.72116345

>>72116209
I always self insert as the girl. I would definitely be trans if I was born like 10 years later

>> No.72116348

>>72116124
you are not winning, youre not even losing, youve lost and have been a lost loser since the beginning, you will never win because you have already been defeated.

>> No.72116362

>>72116124
>>72116181
>>72116195
all me

>> No.72116364

imagine an in person movie marashon with your cute wife. live commentary with her in your arms, her cute giggles and jokes. then she has to nose powder every fucking hour for no reason, but its fine because you can go stand outside the door and listen to it hit the water, sending you into a feral mood. then when she comes back into the lounge and snuggles back into you on the settee under the blanket, she notices something poking into her back and she goes quiet and starts wiggling a little more

>> No.72116372

watchalong extended by 1 hour because of her pizza crust

>> No.72116377

Shondo holding the keyboard over her face and shaking it to get the pizza crust in her mouth along with the piles of dead skin cells and hair

>> No.72116380

shes going to have to dismantle the keyboard, you dont get it, the house will burn down if she doesnt do this RIGHT NOW

>> No.72116419

i self insert into shondo if you know what i mean

>> No.72116459

>>72116419
NICE

>> No.72116484

shes actually pissed about the keyboard lmao, i love my cute wife

>> No.72116576

its going to take us 6 hours to get through one fucking film

>> No.72116582

>shondo doing whippets
its over...

>> No.72116628

>>72116348
;)

>> No.72116668

>>72116576
if you didn't know that already you're probably new

>> No.72116712

>>72116576
if you arent having fun you should just leave

>> No.72116762

nobody needs to pee every hour

>> No.72116824

>>72116762
she does, right into my mouth though

>> No.72117540

welcome to rivendell mr anderson

>> No.72117546

Forcing shondo to wear a bullet vibrator while streaming so she behaves like a real wife should

>> No.72117561

where can i watch her watch along

>> No.72117627

>>72117561
newchama...

>> No.72117638

>>72117561
its discord only sorry

>> No.72117679

>>72117638
shes not on discord

>> No.72117695

>>72116762
Eating disorders also atrophy bladder muscles.

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my wife when she sees a 100+ year old man

>> No.72117729

>>72117561
shadowchama

>> No.72117741

>>72117561
>he didn’t telepathically receive where she’s streaming
ngmi

>> No.72117767

>>72117729
loser

>> No.72117790

>>72117698
im so in

>> No.72117801

>>72117561
Unironically don't bother, we're full.

>> No.72117850

>>72117767
Go fuck yourself faggot, my wife would want more people to watch her not less.

>> No.72117901

>>72117850
lol

>> No.72117921

>>72117850
loser

>> No.72117936

>>72117850
Anti sabotage lmao. Kill yourself.

>> No.72117944

>>72117850
lol irl unironically

>> No.72117969

i want to be the only person watching her. i want to watch her 24 hours a day for the rest of my life.

>> No.72117987

>>72116762
if im drinking caffeine i have to piss every 30 minutes

>> No.72118026

forcing shondo to watch all of sean beans tv roles and film roles and then getting mad when she keeps saying hes hot

>> No.72118100

>>72118026
Sharpe watch along

>> No.72118178

>>72118026
he is though

>> No.72118203

>>72117901
>>72117921
>>72117936
>>72117944
I'm the main character, none of you are competition for my wives affection. Sorry.

>> No.72118205

kissing isnt romantic btw

>> No.72118269

>>72118203
i made this post and it refers to me

>> No.72118333

>>72117850
be quiet nigga

>> No.72118461

>>72118026
are you saying that because he always dies

>> No.72118525

this marriage hinges on her final opinion of boromir

>> No.72118635

;)

>> No.72118731

>>72117729
thank you

>> No.72118921
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i hate these

>> No.72118941

doomsayers btfo she loves it

>> No.72118946

She's being very funny tonight, i'm starting to think we're back

>> No.72119003

shondo PLEASE read the Chronicles of Narnia (start with the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe)

>> No.72119087

5'6 BROS

>> No.72119089

>5’6 that’s pretty normal
below 6’6 bros…

>> No.72119090

>5'6
>normal
manletbros we are so fucking back

>> No.72119142

btw she's taller than 5'6

>> No.72119206

im taller than her by a decent margin so that doesnt matter

>> No.72119358

Did she shit talk Boromir I just got here did I miss anything good

>> No.72119405

>>72119358
not yet

>> No.72119657

>he’s not even dead yet
what the heck is she really behind schedule?

>> No.72119777

>>72119657
she went for a break and then spend 10 minutes talking about pizza in her keyboard

>> No.72119779

>>72119657
she always is

>> No.72120026

Her timer is like 5 seconds behind mine, but I'm synched to what she is saying. There shouldn't be any difference though, since it was perfect at the start. Something must be off on her end.

>> No.72120064

>>72119142
>>72119090
>>72119089
>>72119087
pandering

>> No.72120076

>>72120026
fuck off gpt and stop ruining quite literally every stream with your one guy bullshit

>> No.72120140

>>72120026
it's perfect for me, sounds like a you problem

>> No.72120149

shes still sticking to the cant smell narrative but claims that she can taste things being good

>> No.72120199

>>72120076
I'm not that guy. I haven't posted anything in chat all stream. Calm down.

>> No.72120228

This has been awful

>> No.72120280

>>72120228
fuk u

>> No.72120321

>>72120228
this is the first time i've enjoyed her in weeks

>> No.72120322

This has been amazing

>> No.72120522

>oh my god that giant ugly troll is sooo hottt
Yeah shondo we get it

>> No.72120547

>>72120522
she never said that

>> No.72120569

i wish she loved me like i loved her

>> No.72120577

she was thinking it

>> No.72120598

>>72120547
shes thinking it…

>> No.72120603

Been having a really great time, hope you guys have been to! I love these movies and im glad shonshon is into it

>> No.72120615

my timer wandered by like 5 seconds aswell even tho it was synced at the start

>> No.72120620

>>72120577
>>72120598
cuck mental, get help

>> No.72120656

im enjoying it but im tired and just want to eep

>> No.72120778

AGAIN?

>> No.72120781

>>72120656
take a nap and come back for the last movie, that should give you enough time to eep and you can still enjoy the awesome 3rd installment

>> No.72121079

im cring

>> No.72121109

>>72121079
you forgot the e on the end

>> No.72121157

I can't wait for a barbie girls DnD campaing atleast a one shot PLEAAASEEE

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compare
are you guys on this scene?

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>doomers were saying she'd hate it
don't even know your own wife lmao

>> No.72121226

>>72121109
kek im dying
>>72121191
yes but my timer is 5 seconds ahead of her

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>>72121191

>> No.72121312

>chat faster than ever before
>1/5 usually viewership
I HATE THE META I HATE THE META I HATE THE META

>> No.72121338

>>72121191
mine are 0.5 seconds behind or something

>> No.72121377

>>72121312
all the regulars are responsible for like 90% of the messages

>> No.72121390

>>72121312
more like 1/4 but it's all the hardcore schizos

>> No.72121437

into my mouth

>> No.72121467

there is no chance we're getting return of the king tonight

>> No.72121480

the vibes is good today, yes?

>> No.72121486

>>72121467
LOL

>> No.72121490

>>72121191
yeah, exactly that

>> No.72121493

>>72121467
how new?

>> No.72121542

>>72121467
how new

>> No.72121580

>>72121467
hi newfriend

>> No.72121586

>>72121480
exquisite even, yes

>> No.72121626

I LOVE YOU SHONDO

>> No.72121661

>>72121467
you are new and youre here to say
that youre ass is a fag and you dont get laid

>> No.72121682

>>72121226
>>72121490
what version are you watching? im watching the 4k remaster, maybe they added some shit to it?

>> No.72121689

Ok I get it I was wrong you like the movie

>> No.72121697

>>72121467
syadouClueless

>> No.72121705

In the cityyyyy city of shonton

>> No.72121731

>>72121689
she said it just because you said she would hate it, don't give in to the manipulation and her stubbornness to be right

>> No.72121732

>>72121682
>The.Lord.of.the.Rings.The.Fellowship.of.the.Ring.2001.EXTENDED.REMASTERED.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG
It's like 7 seconds longer than her version

>> No.72121805

what are you supposed to say during a movie I never talk during movies my parents said it was impolite and yelled at me if I talked

>> No.72121828

We just need a couple of yabs to clear out the groomers and oldfags and we'll be eating good.

>> No.72121841

>>72121805
something relating to the movie in some way or another

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>> No.72121900

>>72121805
lol your parents sucked

>> No.72121908

>>72121828
what do you mean anon? what yabs need to happen in order to do that? you do know that the oldchad groomerkings are here to stay right?

>> No.72121921

>>72121731
i dont care shes happy today

>> No.72121944

>>72121828
the hands of a 1 month sub typed this post

>> No.72121954

>>72121908
;)

>> No.72121985

>>72121805
Yell "IS THAT THE BAD GUY????" every few minutes.

>> No.72121990

>>72121828
I'm here forever

>> No.72122014

>>72121944
white ribbons lashing out in anger like a shaking cat gif

>> No.72122224

>>72121805
if ur girlmaxxing (like me) just ask whats happening every second

>> No.72122309

ok what
how did she still read abs post, it was off the screen for me 20 seconds before she read it

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