/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Shachou is making the second year Koshien players:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZjzKuykS0g

Rosemi is very cute!

>>7186473
Who's on Shachou's team from other branches?

Petra has an eye on this thread

>>7186283
Technically true but everyone still knows her as the penguin queen, and the queen will have to show this upstart little penguin who's the dominant one by splitting her little cunny with her giant futa cock.

>>7186518
Super based.

>>7186473

Sucks for you guys wasn't able to do it but Pomu's mama enjoyed her stream quite a bit.

My fish little sister is beating satan today in fighting games!

>>7186546
Pomu from EN.
Not sure about other branches, I need to look them up first.

>>7186546
Pom!

>>7186546
Oh Jiyu from KR was in the first year. Pomu and Hada are also on his team. Not sure if there are any others.

God, playing FF14 makes me understand Finana so much more.
I literally can't stop getting horny every time I see an unbelievably breedable catgirl or dragon girl. They're so fucking hot I literally can't stop jacking off, I've gone from doing it once every few days to doing it like 5 times per fucking day. Thinking about Finana playing FF14 just makes it worse. I've turned into a brainless coomer from this fucking game and because of Finana.
Then I remember that she actually still actively plays the game and I realise that she's probably one of those horny people standing around Quicksand on Balmung. Muh dick... If this continues, I will go mad.
https://i.imgur.com/QsWj9F1.png

I wonder if Pomu's surgery is over by now. How long so they usually take?

>>7186546
Jiyu from KR is the only one that has been created in-game so far

>>7186546
Pomu from EN, Etna from ID, Jiyu (already got 3rd year role) and Ban Hada from KR.

>>7186746
About two hours but we don't when she actually went, only that she was at the hospital by 8AM EST.

>>7186746
The docs are in lunch break now
They're having a picnic over her esophagus as of the moment
The assistant spilled some lemonade but no worries!

>>7186792
She will probably be in post op at around noonish

>>7186738
Bro, are you 15?

Pomu has ravaged more women in a week than some of you will even speak to in your entire lifetimes.

>>7186473
Ok, Shachou just checked them out, he's ending the stream and he will be making them in the next stream.

>pomu's last tweet is about fish
;_;

https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1420343867979800579

>>7186834
If I was, this would not be noteworthy enough to post.
Are you gay? This is what Finana does to everyone with a working libido.

Hari's streaming

>>7186738
Just play CoC, man...

>>7186852
It does make me wonder how much pussy she's slain over the years

>>7186891
I can't find Finana in CoC.

>>7186852
>has to pay women to hold her hand
yeah I don't think so

>>7186564
Petra's already subservient to the queen though? Probably just waiting for the honeymoon phase to be over before collabing with other people

>>7186909
Considering how much she's spent on idols and maids I wouldn't be surprised if she's even paid for more "adult" services too while in Japan...

FISH LOVE!!!
I love this sweet horny mermaid!

>>7186909
Considering how socially awkward she is I doubt it's much.

>>7186939
Soaplands and the like don't welcome foreigners, they're all run by yakuza

>>7186852
It is still Pomu.. so not that much. Wouldnt surprised me if that ex was her only relationship

>>7186852
Ravished, ESLbro.
Time ravages your skin as it makes it sag and wrinkle. Invaders ravage your countryside when they burn it all down.
Ravaging something is not taking it, dominating it, ruling it, conquering it or otherwise metaphorically fucking it. It's simple senseless destruction. A deleterious action with no greater meaning that to deprive one of that which they previously had.

When you take someone forcefully and subjugate them with pleasure, you are ravishing them. When you consensually fuck someone stupid, you are ravishing them.

Only russians and people who learned english on pornhub get this shit confused so readily.

>>7186939
I bet she's tried one of those lesbian brothels from yuri manga

>>7186994
Yakuza would be happy if some tiny white girl wandered into their brothels.

>>7186966
Fucking retarded fish touching her lenses with her greasy dorito fingers... I want to slap her.

>>7187010
No, I meant ravaged.
>It's simple senseless destruction.
Exactly.

Still love my fairy wife!

>>7186933
That's how you get prostitutes anon. You should try it sometime to get out of virginity

>>7187010
This is why you will never ravage any pussy.

>>7187042
Sure they would, until the inevitable media frenzy that arises from "white woman missing in Japan".

I'm actually quite amazed how anycolor managed to hire 3 gay people for the same batch. You would think that the chances are pretty slim, unless there a lot of gay vtubers? No idea, but it sure was quite the draw. Oh and I'm not criticizing, I know no one cares about that, neither nijisanji nor their viewers, I'm just talking about the probability of this happening.

I miss Pomu

>>7186933
do you even know a single thing about idols at all? idol handshake events are very common and since pomu is an idolfag she definitely goes there. it's not like paying a hooker on the street, its the same thing as going to a fan appreciation event.

>>7186936
>Petra's already subservient to the queen though
Hot

>>7187089
There are tonnes of gay and bi girls in otaku fandom. As a general rule subcultures are full of people with weird or nonstandard sexual preferences because it's where they go to escape the hellish reality of being abnormal.

>>7187089
Sexual minorities are more likely to get into otaku media as they're ostracized from society and "escape" in such a way. They're always overepresented in fandom.

>>7187058
>sex outside of a wedlock

>>7187089
tbf Asian-oriented otaku females would probably sway way towards lgbt much more than the national average

>>7187079
People disappear in Japan all the time, I doubt Pomu's family is rich enough to create a media frenzy over it. It's a global human trafficking hub and there's a huge market for eastern european women in the Japanese sex/porn industry so she wouldn't even stand out very much if she were kidnapped and forced into sex work.
Stay safe Pomu...

>>7187188
>sex outside of lovelock

>>7187010
Holy fucking social ineptness. Go back to r*ddit, autist.

>>7187056
I'm so sorry for your loss, Anon.

>>7187268
More like "loves my cock"!

>>7187268
>sex with Satan

>>7187328
you have to do it in order to prove you faith anon

>>7187328
Best kind..

Now that the superchat dust has settled, which Obsydia made the most money first stream?

>>7187357
me

>>7187357
Selen > Petra > Rosemi

>>7187357
Selen and Petra were Pomu/Elira tier, Rosemi was closer to Finana.

>>7187357
the numberfag thread 2 blocks down anon

>>7187357
Rosemi hasn't even had her superchat stream yet though?

>>7187393
Petra seems so boring. Why is Rosemi less popular?

>>7187357
Rosemi wanted to do a separate monetization stream and told people not to donate though.

>>7187430
she literally had superchat on for her night delivery stream u r*tard

>>7187357
Selen because people just wanted to make her laugh

>>7187357
Rosemi got a bit fucked by not having her stream billed as a supaopening stream, but mostly because she was overlapping with Pomu's superchatrain

>>7187473
rosemi is really the queen of overlap and bad timing....

>>7187447
Most of Petra's fanbase are JOPs and ESL indos. If Rosemi wanted to pander with Japanese streams she could do well too but she seems to hate speaking Japanese or at least is more interested in English/French content since she probably grew up with Japanese and is bored of it.

>>7187357
>>7187393
Rosemi didn't have her "celebration" stream yet, she just had it turned on for her collab with Petra but they mentioned she'd be doing a celebration stream for it in a few days.

>>7187357
Rosemi-sama told us to wait for a later stream to donate.

>>7187515
I don't know how you got that impression, Rosemi seems to enjoy speaking Japanese just fine and has no issue responding to Japanese comments in chat and marshmallows. I think she just has an awareness that as a member of NijiEN her main language should be English.

>>7187508
If she has a separate supa stream, she might be the one that gets the most actually. Because she will also have a 100k stream down the road. Petra had "bad timing" by first not crossing 100k on her own stream and then combining 100k celebration with supa opening.

>>7187188
>>7187268
>>7187328
i want to facefuck rosemi

>>7187328
I wonder what sex with a devil like Rosemi would be like
I WANT TO FILL HER DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT

>>7187599
Well for one originally her zatsudan/maro stream was supposed to be a JP stream until she changed it to all 3 languages.
Not that I mind but she could certainly gain subs by pandering to JP's like Petra/Elira. It's just most of those will be dead subs outside of the few times she does JP streams so maybe she doesn't see the point. Especially since she's apparently a wagie that works during JP primetime hours so she can't exactly stream at convenient times for them.

>>7187675
Anon, she can't stream if she can't talk!

I just wanted to use this image for no reason so there you go

>>7187056
L-LONDON!!!

>wake up
>Selen's gruella celebration was almost 5 fucking hours
>Hada played Genshin for 7 hours
STOP

>>7187808
This should be hot, but since it's Rosemi I'm actually affraid she's about to cut her tongue. Though kissing her and sucking both saliva and blood is kind of hot too

>>7187808
Her hands look too small

>>7187056
Pomu cute

What did you guys put as your script for voice packs?

>>7187447
Amazing how the boring NijiEN has the most subs. JOPs appeal too strong.

>>7187985
A poem with a small erotic innuendo. I don't expect the fish to read it though, I'm probably getting one of their scripts.

>>7187515
>Rosemi hates Japanese
>Petra hates English
What's wrong with retards in this thread and their mentally ill hyperboles? Rosemi likes to respond to and in Japanese just fine. But she streams in inconvenient hours for JOPs (and unable to change it most of the time since she's a wagie), her Japanese is more limited than Petra and she attracted fewer JP fans to begin with.

>>7187056
I'm gonna marry that fairy

>>7186738
>catgirl or dragon girl
How very glib. The true patrician choice are the Elezen

>>7187985
Personalized upbeat feel good message from Pomu.

>>7188116
>Her Japanese is more limited than Petra
Is this true? I thought her Japanese was native level?

>>7188151
sorry, not into giraffes
also, lucky you, being able to post pictures

>>7188058
I'm kinda curious how the limitations of these custom VPs go ("no sexual content" seems kinda vague and broad) so do tell us how it ended up later anon

Post archive reps blogpost. I can't say I didn't feel the thing that happened last night a little, I did fap to Pomu before and the recent events have made my PP very sad. I just don't find /u/ hot and now I can't see her as an attractive lady in that way anymore (it's such a shame since she has the best tights on NijiEN)... Still love her tho (on a purely platonic way).

On the other hand, now I feel like I've been given the go ahead to shamelessly ship her with Elira (I don't find /u/ hot, but I do find it cute).

>>7187447
because Petra is the epitomy of earlier days Vtubers in NijiEN. All the other girls are your typical western chubbas while Petra is old school earlier days of the hobby one. People like this more, it's only natural.

>>7188145
Not unless youre a woman

>>7188172
>not into giraffes

>>7188198
anon you just dye your hair white and be taller than her which isn't hard since she's tiny. Get a wiser kayfabe just in case and she's yours.

>>7188198
Why're you all so certain she isn't bi?

>>7188182
When she eventually gets her 3D debut and she starts to dancer and moves those hips and thighs, you will bust anyway

>>7188198
She just hasn't met her ideal guy yet (me)

>>7188298
isle 4 mate

>>7188198
Motherfucker, I look exactly like Godot, I'm still in bitch

>>7186738
wow

>>7188298
That's what I'm wondering. She was talking about having crushes on dudes from games and liking himbos even in that very stream.
But I guess if she's bi then you can't shitpost about it.

>>7188298
nijigger cope

>>7188182
>I can't see her as an attractive lady in that way anymore
Anons saying that is so weird to me. Sukoya being a lesbian never stopped me.

>>7188298
because this is /vt and shitposting about her being feminazi lesbo could be fun

>>7188392
Thanks for outing yourself as a tribalfag tourist

>>7188392
This is a Nijisanji thread.

>>7188172
>not into giraffes

>>7188301
Hana's 3D is in the queue and she hinted she knows how to dance during her last Yakuza stream to everyone's surprise, imagine Hana and Pomu grinding on each other in 3D.

>>7188252
>>7188455
her neck is only 5cm long...

>tries watching RosemixPetra Night Delivery
>they start speaking japanese
>still speaking japanese with like 4 sentences in english
ok I'm out
if only Selen was there

>>7188523
They did the majority of the stream in English wtf are you talking about

>>7188523
How can you watch Nijisanji and hate the Japanese language so much

>>7188523
The vast majority of the stream was in english and the little japanese they spoke was either said again in english or so simple that any basic /vt/ user should understand.
Fuck off

>>7188182
Once again I don't know how anyone who enjoys Pomu content didn't realize she was at least bi if not a lesbian given how obsessed she is with cute idols/maids/etc.

>>7188614
They were Holofags so used to Hololive's business yuri that they took it as just that.

>>7188465
More than that, grinding their fat thighs together...

It still hasn't kicked in that Pomu will be gone for 2 weeks....I don't know how I'll make it guys.

>>7188403
Don't think too much about it, I fully acknowledge I'm the weirdo on this scenario and the vast majority of people will agree with you.

>>7188553
>>7188570
>>7188602
what the fuck are you on about samefag like 40% of the stream was in japanese

>>7188666
>every post within <1 minute of each other
>samefag

>>7188666
You're full of shit

>>7188182
My takeaway is that my oshi likes girls and I like girls, so that was a pretty good outcome.
I've never been in this for GFE though, Pomu just makes me happy, so I'll continue as normal.
F for the Goslings though, what a bloodbath.

>>7188645
She will post some videos. Watch Rosemi's streams without overlaps in the meantime.

>>7188193
What the fuck are you talking about

>>7188688
>doesn’t know about post cooldowns
Holy shit you’re 100% a newfaggot.

>>7188666
anon, i think you might need to get your hearing aid replaced

>>7188666
情けない

Thread for general VTuber news:
>>7188419

>>7188708
I can agree to this.

>>7188708
>getting off to the same doujins Pomu gets off to
Pomu please do doujin reviews when you get back

Why don't they just merge the JP/EN/KR Minecraft servers? There's so little activity these days anyway, might as well increase the chance of interesting interactions showing up.

>>7188891
By EN I mean world server fuck me.

>>7188736
he means that Petra gives off the pre-popularization vibe which she does. She doesn't conform to trends or tolerates being pressured by western fags in chat, she pretty much zatsudans only which was common before Gamerz took over.

>>7188708
Yeah, this is exactly how I feel. I never saw Pomu as a romantic interest because I'm not a psycho. She makes me happy knowing there's girls I'd be able to be friends with and talk about shared interests, not out of any sort of sexual or romantic attraction.

The fact she's so open about liking cute girls and reading hentai and being a true degenerate ojisan when it comes to idols and maids is one of her most endearing traits. She's literally just a female version of an average otaku and that's so fucking cool.

I missed Pomu's stream, did she actually say she was a lesbian like when Finana explicitly said she was bi?

>>7188891
That's what World server is. You can't make them abondon their old projects and all go there.

>>7188831
somebody send this to Pomu on Twitter I don't have one...

>>7188570
some retards took the whole "ywnbj" thing and ironic "EN only, fuck japanese" shitposting seriously and are proud of this on a japanese flower arrangement forum of all places.

>>7188925
her past life was active during that era after all. She debuted not long after Gamers/SEEDs

>>7188961
There's a feature in Minecraft where servers can have portals to other servers. Nobody's projects would be abandoned and they wouldn't have to start a new server. Just link them so everyone can participate in the same chat ingame while working on their individual servers and visit eachother more easily.

>>7188945
>>7188708

tribalism really ruins this board

>>7188193
If only Petra's zatsudan streams were as fun as Kenmochi's, or even Selen's.

>>7186852
>literally pegs women to hold their hands
bretty based ngl

>>7188193
>earlier days Vtubers
How many of the OG vtubers actually streamed at all? I thought most just posted shorter videos, like Petras previous life did. I thought streaming was a thing Mito popularized pretty much

>>7188947
No, she mentioned having a gf in the past and said she liked girls.
It really does seem like all the shitposters didn't watch it and just parroted what they saw in the thread.

>>7188925
>She speaks moon runes so she's good
>Western bad
/jp/ is that way Tojo

>>7188891
The world server is free-for-all
I remember Hoshikawa going back and forth between world and JP server, stealing stuff from Takamama's place and then returning to build her own house

>>7188945
Goslings mistook her for GFE, when she was really GBE: Girl Bro Experience.

>>7189017
Not as much of a Cope as Pomu's "Lesbianism" because all men like her as a friend and not as a romantic partner.

>>7188947
No she didnt say was a lesbian, but that she has an ex girlfriend

>>7188708
>"No its actually really cool my GFE betrayed me and munches carpet"

Delicious nijigger cope itt

>>7189092
>Girl Bro Experience
Not trying to flame or anything, but that sounds awful.

TAT SOO KEE

>>7189068
notice nowhere in the post anon mentions her speaking japanese. You're just seething because you can't understand it.

>>7189063
>It really does seem like all the shitposters didn't watch it and just parroted what they saw in the thread.
Some of you ITT seem like newfriends so let me make this clear.
Shitposters do NOT watch streams and do not even like vtubers. Their days are entirely shitposting here. Also, Pomu will be the target of it tenfold the next 2 weeks because anytime someone takes a break or shows weakness, that is a target on the back for these 'people'. This is just the start.

>>7186564
I will marry Cia and nothing in this world will stop me.

>>7189063
It's mostly tourists who are just here to rant about their personal politics and stir up drama. People who watched Pomu knew she liked girls since her debut stream where she talked about playing eroge VN's and reading hentai doujins. How could anyone like that content without wanting to fuck the girls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqfUcG-33E

Can I offer you a Blueberry Muffin in these trying times my English Brothers.

>>7189145
literally what watching Selen is like though

>>7189147
these posts always make me laugh

>>7189016
That can work I guess. But it's a pretty minor thing that doesn't change much I think. Plus some people may be uncomfortable with so many basically strangers. Having a bit of privacy for each branch is good too.

>>7189180
>cia
does she glow in the dark?

>>7189042
Kenmochi's fans are shitposters too.

Petra is still not used to playing off chat, and it doesn't help that some jokes don't translate well. The JP side has a running gag with pretending to be Hattori talking in Kansai-ben to Kudo (Petra) that started in her first jp zatsu

>watching Pomu vod
>she starts numberfagging and then talks about how she is a raging lesbian
Sorry bros...I'm taking the elirapill

>>7189200
Having watched both, they seem different though? Pomu and Selen give completely different vibes.

Hide and don't reply.

>>7188182
I'm happy for her because it means that she's mentally healthy enough to have a relationship with someone. If she said she used had a boyfriend my reaction would be the same.

Listening to Selen VOD, want to type in chat, its a VOD, get sad...

>>7188708
Pomu has that charismatic high power level otaku appeal that some vtubers have and pretty much all of them yuribait so I am not at all surprised that one turned out to be the real thing. Actually makes me consider the possibility that some of the others might not just be doing business yuri.
I'm not sure if Gosling genocide is exaggerated or not. It's not like they had any chance in the first place so adding lesbian conversion to the fantasy shouldn't be too much of a stretch the way I see it.

>>7187056
Literally nothing has changed for anyone that has known Pomu for longer than 48 hours, so YES
POMU LOVE

>>7189245
Replace with a woman and its accurate

>>7189231
Elira is gay for Pomu
Next!

>>7189180
Good luck anon

>>7189222
The entire branch does.

>>7189147
Nijisawwwnji

>>7189276
Your oshi hates you and takes your simp money to spend on her girlfriend

>>7189260
I saw some of the "Pomu goslings" saying their "removed their memberships" to her, so...

>>7189283
They can't keep getting away with it

>>7189058
I think they meant earlier Niji days?

among 1st and 2nd waves, i think only Rin and Hajiki focused on gaming
Chii-chan (and to an extent Elu, Kaza-chan) didn't become Apex gremlin until more recently. Even to this day, Kenmochi Utako and Noraneko 'main content' is just talking

>>7189237
exactly because Pomu is not a Girl Bro Experience, that's Selen.

>>7189330
I can't believe LazuLight is a lesbo threesome...

>>7189260
Absolutly nothing has changed. Anon were just shitposting they do this all the time. Anyone around long enough knows this is just how things are here.

>>7189321
>Waiting for Pomu's membership just so you can pay it and then unmember yourself.
A bold strategy Cotton let's see if it pays off!

>>7189321
Now that's embarrassing.

>>7189330
This is finally the thing that will get Pomu some nsfw fanart

Rosebuds! Do you think Rosami is going to be easy on finana since she hasn't played GG in a while and Finana is a complete beginner
Or is she mercilessly going to take Finana's Ram on the Pot Buster cruise

Petra's japanese pandering?
I SLEEP
Now Finana Hmong Only stream that would be fire. It could be as disastrously kino as Korone's english only.

>>7189432
I don't think Finana has enough Hmong vocabulary to even talk for 5 minutes.

>>7189317
As a supporter of non-heteronormative love and a fan of yuri and yaoi I can't think of a better use of my donations than Pomu spending it having fun with her girlfriend Elira.
Unironically though the Elira/Pomu shippers are gonna have a field day and I hope it encourages some more fanart of them as a happy couple.

>>7189432
but how would we know if she's speaking it? Nobody ere knows fucking hmong

Would you a Finn?

>>7189472
neither did Korone

>>7189427
My try hard Rose is going to make Finana's but looks like a crater.

>>7189487
Somehow the symbols on Finana's body look a lot more like tattoos when put on a male.

>>7189487
If the designs for the male wave are half as attractive as this it'll be a win.

>>7189321
>Removing memberships before they begin
H-HAYAI!

>>7189427
There's no way Rosemi actually knows the game. Finana's probably going to destroy her on game sense alone if she hasn't secretly labbed a character like she does Apex training.

>>7189476
lmfao cope

>Implying pomu could beat the cock

Oh shit

>>7189476
Especially because Elira popped in right at the moment Pomu said she had a girlfriend to ask when "her turn" is

>>7189427
Satan knows no mercy

>>7188496
Fuck, you made me measure my own neck.
11 cm

>>7189487
>>7189542
aaaaahhhh I wanna simp for him way more than Finana

>>7189577
that´s average
she is just short at 160cm

>>7188172
I imagine selen as a half dragon/half human where the long neck is made long like that on purpose, this neck, I will cherish it with love.

I want to RAPE the penguin, mostly consensually.

>>7189487
cute

Why does Pomu always end up as the meat in a Lazu threesome? Everyone know Finana is Elira and Pomu's pet.

>>7189624
Sorry anon she's taken

>>7189427
Fighting game etiquette dictates that you must show NO MERCY whatsoever. let them know well in advance what they are getting into and later offer helpful advice in what they need to improve.

That said, the great Wosemi also kind of sucks and seems to be more of a Tekken player. If Finana gets some matches on stream it's going to be hilarious.

>>7189648
That's what made me want it. If even Finana can make her act like that, then holy fucking shit how subby is she?

>>7189600
I hate the Anons in this thread

WHEN IS THIS FUCKING SURGERY GONNA END SOMEONE TELL ME

>>7189648
Oh God that's teetee as fuck

>>7189648
Oh they fuckin'

>>7189648
b-but fish is a bottom right?

>>7189707
Go back.

>>7189642
>thinking that anyone can control the fish
Yeah, right. Elira and PPomu being gay, they're targets for the fish. Get ready to have your oshi violated every night.

>>7189648
Cherry Hunter fish

>>7189677
In exactly 5 minutes the surgery your end! And this planet will be blown to bits! I of course will survive since I do not need to breath air!

>>7189677
It probably should have by now. She is going to be out of it until evening and will be home this time tomorrow if nothing goes wrong.

>>7189707
Fish is
Not Finn

>>7189427
They will both suck unless Rosemi's Tekken experience carries over.
Nevermind, she'll probably fuck up Finana just because she knows how to block.

>>7189749
please kill yourself DBZ avatarfag

>>7189781
>she'll probably fuck up Finana just because she knows how to block.
Oh shit, I forgot Finana still doesn't know how to block
Rosami doesn't even need to try to dominate the Fish

Please Pomu, please make your next tweet "I lived, bitch"

Happy the retard fairy came out as a man hating lesbo, maybe it will run off all her spammers.

>>7189677
check back in 8 hours at least.

Why is Finana the only Lazulight member collabing with Obsydia??

https://youtu.be/Ex6dxBPXXg4?t=3488
THE CUNT

>>7189875
Did you say Pomu spam?

>>7189777
I hope she tweets "I lived bitch".

I hope they don't waste her tits

Pomu retirement RTA

>>7189875

Femanons: has your opinion of Pomu changed now knowing she wants to use your mutual interest in otaku hobbies as a pretense to get close to you, seduce you and covert you to lesbianism?

>>7189957
elire will get them as implants

>>7189957
they will staple them onto Zentreya from Vshojo so he could finally be the woman he wants to be

>>7189957
Don't worry they'll be repurposed into a boob mousepad to replace her Ryuuko one.

>>7189983
I don't think 2.5 months would be any sort of RTA.

>>7189988
Sexual orientation does not matter. Nobody here is "making" it anyway.

>>7189988
Well considering most Femanon also want to fuck girls...

>>7190019
I auditioned for Niji Males fuck you

>>7189988
Why would straight femanons be posting here?

imagine the shit Pomu probably saying while on the post-op high lol....

>>7189957
I think pomu will bring them home and eat it.

Being a 5"2 femanon I don't think I have a chance with Pomu...

>>7190055
Well it is a Nijisanji thread

>>7189957
aren't they removing the ovaries if its a 2 time thing?

>>7189875
Did someone say POMU LOVE?

>>7189988
I'm not tall enough. I'm safe.

>>7190054
Yeah bro, you're gonna make, they're gonna let you fuck all the girls.

Did anyone else dream about pomu? I just woke up and I'm sure I had at least two dreams that involved her in some way

>>7190113
Pomu is tinyy, just get high heels and you are in

>>7190137
Is he a hero or a villain?

I still love my Pomu.

Petra scheduled another stream for later, I wonder what it could be...!
>Free Chat again
Woo hoo...

>>7190113
Just be yourself, bro.

>>7190092
HI I'M POMU! You're a pretty nurse... Do you like maids?

>>7190137
he'll be closer to Fish than any of us...

>>7190158
>no sound

>>7190164
That's her deal, get used to it buddy

I can't believe Pomu is gone forever for two weeks.

>>7190197
woopsies, wrong one

Is Pomu under the knife RIGHT NOW?!

>>7190215
Forgiven

>>7190092
She will start to talk about some Meet and Fuck game, and weird out the nurses

>>7190113
Have you ever seen those giant pumps gothic lolita models wear? Don't let your dreams be dreams, Napoleon sis.

How do Pomufags manage to spam threads even when she isn't streaming

>>7190209
She will be posting content, just not streaming.

where was Pomu revealed to be an unironic lesbian?

>>7190240
It's been a long time. I think something went wrong in the OR...

>>7190002
Better transplant him fucking vocal cords so this annoying TTS can go away

>>7190258
She might be in surgery right this moment, I'm a bit nervous

>>7190164
Do you really want to see her struggle in games? What's the appeal?

>>7189921
Fish constantly stealing people's first times.

>>7190266
Her stream last night. She talked about how she has complicated memories with yuri shows because she used to watch them together with her girlfriend when they were still together.

>>7190258
I am sorry for loving Pomu too much. Not really though.

>>7190258
>how dare anons like a chuuba enough to post her

i unironically can't comprehend how you would ever get a GFE from a streamer, I understand getting invested into their wellbeing and being entertained, but how is it possible to go further than that?

>>7189523
>Rosami is practicing in GG Strive RIGHT NOW
She probably hasn't even woken up yet really

>>7190129
POMU LOVE!

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1420431033829236736
uhhh rosebuds?

Rosemi is so gorgeous, gosh

>>7190266
She didnt say if she was a lesbian or vi, but she did say she had an ex girlfriend a one point

>>7190354
*so cringe

>>7190258
Since 80% of them are bored holotourists anyway, there is no need for Pomu to stream to justify random shitposting while falseflagging as pomudachi

>>7190329
some people are just that lonely anon

>>7190331
Rosemi is a wage slave. She is at work right now.

I love this penguin

>>7190365
*super based
https://streamable.com/g60e9e

>>7190350
Wait
Is that jp only or is there an english version?
Where?

>>7190355
She clarified right afterwards that "guys are cute, too" but did so in the kind of half-hearted way that makes it pretty clear which side her interests lay. She's not an exclusive lesbian but she pretty clearly leans towards girls.

She's cute. I love this dragon.
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1420434623289507840

>>7190379
Right, I forgot
Wageslaving fucking sucks, man

>>7190266
She didn't, schizo just assumed so. If anything she's more likely bi.

>>7190350
https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=15697573

Excerpt from the Ange x Rosemi fanfic on Pixiv.
I like that it utilizes the classic fanfic trope of "reverting to your native language by accident when around your crush".

>>7190406
All the anime crushes she mentioned were males. She is at least bi.

>>7190416
why would you assume she was bi instead of gay?

why is the jis in nijisanji represented as 4?

>>7190448
>>7190443

>>7190450
Ni4San4 is an idol company owned by SCAM.

>>7190440
Ange... please take my rose queen out on a date in a future collab stream...

>>7190448
Because she's talked about multiple anime guys she's liked on stream before. And besides Goku, they all fall into the cool-but-actually-dorky category.

>>7190450
Words change pronunciation when paired with other words. Ji is the compound form of shi.

>>7190304
https://youtu.be/EJMj8TzAx4A?t=9857

>>7190329
Some streamers lean more into the whole parasocial aspect more than others and often cross over into some kinda GFE territory. Rushia from hololive is a famous example though it's debatable how much is kayfabe and how much of that is real, personally I think she's definitely playing it up to some extent to earn those sweet supacha bucks.

>>7190155
He was fired for bragging about date raping girls on his social media so...

>>7190450
The number meme with japanese can mean literally anything because there's infinite arbitrary ways of reading each one

>>7190534
So a hero?

>>7190529
>kayfabe
fuck off

>>7190545

>>7190554
????

Are you okay?

>>7190522
Finana really is the virgin hunter...

>>7190573
vtubers arent WWE

Would you crawl into the blanket burrito with Elira?
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1420434623289507840

>>7190596
Oh, I see... Is there a more appropriate term I should have used here? Sorry, not 100% up on what lingo you guys are using.

So Selen is totally a guy right? I mean just listen to "her" voice, plus those interests just scream dude rather than weeby girl. I don't know fellas, seems pretty sus to me, hiring a guy to be a girl

>>7186852
She just made 10k $$$ to spend on enkou maids too.

>>7190604
Without a second thought

>>7189260
>>7188708
Goslings are like cockroaches if Amegeddon couldn't get rid of them nothing else will.

>>7190545
No, this isn't the Holo thread, >we respect women here.

>>7190609
That guy is just a nazi but the Japs use RP.

>>7190625
What happened with ame? I haven't watched h*lolive in months

>>7190609
Nah that guy just has autism, we use kayfabe and everyone knows what you mean.

>>7190554
>>7190596
The term still applies, it's the suspension of disbelief. Obviously Ember is a dog, but in kayfabe, he is a dragon. Just like how obviously Kane can't summon fire supernaturally from the ringposts, but in Kayfabe, he can.

>>7190575
She is literally perfect for that. First she will lure you in with her sweet voice and cute personality, giving you false sense of being in control, only to reveal you were the pray all along and squeeze you dry until you pass out

>>7190667
She's not a virgin.

>>7190667
That shit was forever ago. Like pre-/vt/

>>7190615
She just got her last payday ever, and with the looming second surgery and its expensive insurance, she will be destitute

>>7190609
>>7190684
has this board really unironically adopted wrestling lingo

Why don't Selen, Petra or Finana have timestamp autists? It's harder to watch their longer archives

>>7190717
Newfags don't get to act uppity.

>>7190113
just put on a maid dress and some heels
i believe in you femanon!

>>7190717
>this board

>>7190734
Because
https://youtu.be/EJMj8TzAx4A?t=3239

these threads are never going to recover, are they?
we already burned through multiple threads in dead hours with nonsense posts

I hope Pomu will be alright, I'm gonna miss her Big PP Energy streams

What did she mean by this?

>"Welcome back, Mistress…!"
>"Wow, Anon!" Pomu says, "You look extra cute today" as she tiredly takes her tie off and unbuttons her shirt.
>"I-I do--" (You) clear your throat off, to try again in a higher pitch like she taught you to, "I do, M-Mistress?"
>"Yeah!" Says Pomu, in that earnest-but-forced way in which she sometimes enunciates words.
>The comment makes you partly embarrassed, partly happy. As if by some reflex you start fidgeting with your hair; that is to say, the hair of the wig you're wearing, a long white one, that you'll have on while you wait for your real hair to grow that long.
>"Say, are those the tights Rosemi gave you?" She puts the accent on the E as usual. The tights feel weird against your shaved legs; in fact everything feels weird, because Pomu made you shave your whole body save your hair.
>"I should send her a picture,” Pomu takes a snap shot of your legs a second of hesitation or the thought to ask, "Maybe I should send one to Elira too.”
>"Um… Dinner is ready, Mistress," you say attempting to escape your fate…
>"Dinner? Hehehehe. Dinner can wait!" …but she won’t let you. It’s that tone she always uses jokingly, pretending something very silly is really quite obvious. Through the make-up your face becomes a deep red, after you realize blood always went down to your crotch.
>Pomu gets closer to you. Even with heels on, she’s still visibly shorter than you. She passes her arm around you waist, now curved by a corset. She smells you, your chest, your neck, the frills of your uniform, smells the perfume she likes so much off your body, and whispers "いい匂いだ。"
>Then she kisses you. Her tongue enters your mouth, moves yours around, forces itself upon yours, a girl’s tongue, dominating a man’s mouth.
>When you open your eyes again and breathe, Pomu is already opening the drawer.
>"Mistres… Dinner…”
>"Dinner can wait!” She’s not even doubting, not even considering it. She’s not even giving you a chance to run away.
>"I need to unwind, it was a long day at work." Her tone gets more serious. It comes out of the drawer, and your body by memory, closes its legs. The smile never left Pomu’s face, but something in her gaze has changed, something is... darker.
>"Bend over, will you Anon?"

>>7190758
These threads are still not nearly as bad as /hlgg/ even at their worst.

>>7190778
https://streamable.com/j83af1

https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1420438417201106951
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1420438417201106951
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1420438417201106951
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1420438417201106951
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1420438417201106951

>>7190758
Tourist shitters will get bored of repeating the same complaint because they wont have anything new to latch on to due to Pomu's hiatus

https://twitter.com/pomurainpuff/status/1420438417201106951?s=21
Anon got his wish

SHE LIVES

>>7190812
This is an imageboard why don't twitterposters post an image alongside the tweet?
Good shit though.

>>7190667
Amegeddon was the second big happening in the lifetime of the Hololive Global threads back on /jp/. Tl;dr, someone discovered that Ame had a boyfriend, which of course lead to unicorns going berserk for a day. A rather entertaining event to observe and see unfold.
Small bonus, a webm summarizing the first happening a week prior to that, also related to Ame: https://files.catbox.moe/iufg13.webm That guy is still employed by Cover by the way.

POMU LIVED
BROS I'M SO HAPPY OUR POMU WILL KEEP BEING POMU

>>7189948
I kneel

>>7190830
To make you work for the knowledge, you lazy bitch

>>7190740
I'm from /jp/

>>7190812
I can't believe Pomu turned into a tree...

>>7190812
she made it bros

>>7190254
>Meet and Fuck game
Haven't heard that game in a hot minute

>>7190830
waste of an imageslot

>>7190701
>looming
>2.5 years away
ogey

>>7190859
There's 215 image slots left and we already hit the bump limit I think we're ok anon.

>>7190812
>She lived
That's my girl

>>7190812
the absolute madwoman

>>7186994
Bullshit. There"s ones thst are open to foreigners. Plenty actually.

>>7190812
i hope the baby is healthy!

>>7190812
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1420439161161519108

>>7190812
Based

>>7190859
I can't wait until wave 3 and 4 bring in the kinds of assholes who flood the threads with image dumps until they hit the image limit less than 1000 posts in.

>>7190860
Pomu said she loved those games in newgrounds in I think the pickmin stream

ELIRA MY POMU DIDN'T DIE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/RoamingTuna/status/1420383305350848513

I love Pomu

thats what i love to see

>>7190911
it feels like rosemi has been part of the group for ages
i know she and pomu knew eachother before

>>7190812
I love her so much, teary eyed right now

>>7190812
Ah, what a shame. I was hoping to see Elira have a mental brreakdown on stream if somethhing went wrong with Pomu's surgery.

>>7190812
Shouldn't she be out cold right now?

>>7190947
it honestly did sounds like she was summoning something or saying a curse when she tried

>>7190853
she's an Entwife now
somebody call Treebeard

>>7190963
In all likelihood if that happened Elira would cancel all streams for the foreseeable future and probably disappear. It wouldn't be very interesting.

Pomu lived birch

>>7190701
Why does she need another surgery anyway

>>7190968
The surgery was at 8 am EST it's been almost 5.5 hours.

>>7190812
>It is a scheduled tweet
>There will never be a follow up

How do we save Selen?

>>7191037
how do we save rosemi first?

>>7190859
we only hit image limit when holoniggers spam the actor, most of the time we never reach it

>>7191037
More APEX seminars

>>7191037
From what, her own laughs?

>>7191037
She just got over 3k in superchats, winning sister keeps winning

>>7191037
Selen will save us, anon

>>7190812
I'm more worried about the selfesteem issues she'll have from now on.

>>7190812
I have been almost completely unemotional through it all, but when I see this I feel like I'm gonna bawl like a baby. Wtf?

>>7190812
I'm so glad

>>7191101
Time to send some flat-chested jokes to her. Good idea anon.

>>7191101
people who get their tits removed can get implants afterwards if they want to